Session Start: Mon Mar 31 21:01:51 2008
Session Ident: #Erevis
* Logging #Erevis to 'logs\EsperNet\#Erevis.20080331.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: Unknown
<DeathStar> Location: Unknown
<DeathStar> 6* Ariel would find herself awakening on hay. Itchy hay.
* Ariel is hesitant to open her eyes. She can only think of one reason she'd be on hay instead of a nice soft bed. She wondered how long before the overzealous Megumi would try to drag her from bed.
<DeathStar> 6* A horse takes a bite of said hay next to Ariel's head, eating heartily
* Ariel sits up reluctantly, so she doesn't risk loosing her hair. She glances around, wondering just where she is.
<DeathStar> 6* Ariel finds herself in a barn. Sleeping all around her is her merry band - Megumi, the dying squire, Darien, the drunk, Angela, the whore with a pussy who can swallow any enemey, Drasek, the man who dares invade said pussy, John and Dias, the pirates of lore.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias head rests between Megumi's chesticles
* Xanatos is now known as Drasek
* Angela rests against Drasek, snoozing with a smile on her face.
* Drasek has his arms behind his head, like the pimp he is.
* Megumi huddles over in a corner of the stall hacking her lungs out most likely. It's worsened considerably, so she only twitches at Dias.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias yawns and reaches up, rearranging Megumi's boobs to make them more comfortable to sleep on.
<DeathStar> 6* The horse looks at Ariel knowingly.
* Megumi lines up her fist, then composes herself enough to punch Dias square atop the head and brush him off of her.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias rolls to the side, her fist missing. He nuzzles against her crotch now.
<DeathStar> 6* John yawns and wakes up, stretching. He backflips from the top part of the barn onto the lower part next to Ariel.
* Ariel gets up and gathers her things, wondering if prehaps she could outrun them all if she took the horse.
<DeathStar> <John> I sense trickery in the air from the mighty Knight!
<DeathStar> 6* John leans on the horse
* Drasek groans and grabs his head.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien cuddles his bottle of booze
<Ariel> "...it's too early in the morning for trickery."
<Megumi> Can I kill them yet?
<Megumi> All of them?
* Megumi gestures wildly. 1"Please?"
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias snaps awake, slamming his head into a board above him, causing him to stumble backwards.
<DeathStar> <John> Someone didn't get enough pleasure last night. 6* He says aboiut Megumi.
* Angela blinks awake and leans up to give her master a good morning.
<Megumi> Sorry, missed it somewhere between my kidneys and liver.
<Megumi> An' why are y'still with us?!
<DeathStar> <John> Oy. You don't remember? Are we gonna be needed one of those flashback things?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias shakes his head. 1"Yarrr....It be too early for a flashback.
<Ariel> "......"
* Drasek slowly opens one eye, then just rests his head back smiling.
<Megumi> I'd rather flash y'back t'hell.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sits up with his bottle.
<DeathStar> <John> This one be firey after a night with you, Pirate Dias!
<Megumi> After a wha..?
* Megumi flickers slightly.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> YAR! I know how to bring out the fire in 'em.
<DeathStar> 6* John looks at Ariel. "So, lets be gettin' on with this mission, shall we?"
<Ariel> "...right. On second thought. Let's recap that mission again."
* Megumi looks around and fumbles about with her hand, grabbing her sword. She hefts the ridiculous-sized thing one handed and eyes Dias. 1"Have y'any last words, cretin?"
* Angela sits up a bit, idly rememebring to pull the cloth slip she wears back over her body.
* Drasek hops up, dusting the hay off of him. "Bloody hell you two are noisy gits."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Hardly my love. 6He calmy places his fingers against the blunt side of the sword and pushes it away. 1"I have plenty of words still."
<DeathStar> <John> Roight. I be reminded you again while my partner dies a horrible death from the firey lover.
* Megumi wobbles slightly and drops the sword, going back to hacking.
* Angela helps clean her master off and smiles. "Not as noisey as we were."
<DeathStar> 6* John eyes Megumi hacking, then waves his hand in ew fashion, moving onto the other side of Ariel
<DeathStar> -FLASHBACK-
<DeathStar> Location: King Chad's Throne
<DeathStar> 6* Lady Zephyr leads them from the cells to the throne room
<DeathStar> 6* John eyes a vase as they walk by, and takes the vase and puts it in his shirt.
<Drasek> Right. That's not obvious.
* Angela holds onto Drasek's arm.
<Megumi> S'Lady Zephyr, what're y'doin' this evenin' hm?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs a painting and deftly shoves it down Megumi's shirt.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sighs, hanging his head. "I need to be drunker for this."
<Drasek> You're not the only one, mate. *he rubs his head*
<DeathStar> 6* Lady Zephyr glances back at Megumi, eyeing the painting.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias whistles innocently as he slides away from Megumi
* Megumi twitches slightly, grasps and swipes at Dias with it. 1"Put it back, y'filth.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias freaks out and is decked with it. He collapses onto the ground.
<Megumi> Never mind him. I don't even know why he's here, hee hee..?
<DeathStar> 6* Lady Zephyr sighs, opening the throne room doors. "Your Kingship, I have brought Knight Ariel and her ... energetic crew."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr kneels and bows her head, then moves to the side of the room to stand beside the King.
<Chad`Winters> Thank you lady Zephyr.
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses, the vase falling out of his shirt and breaking on the floor. He pauses, then walks two steps forward, and kneels.
<Ariel> "Gentle words, Lady Zephyr."
* Megumi pouts, glaring back at Dias. She kneels reluctantly, tracing patterns in the tapestries rather than paying much attention
<DeathStar> 6* Darien just kneels with no grace
<Drasek> Whoa whoa whoa. When the fuck did I become part of the crew?
<DeathStar> 6* Lady Erevis and Aya wave at Ariel.
* Chad`Winters eyes John. His eyes narrowing. 1"That vase has been in the Winter's family for 300 years."
* Angela shrugs and hangs off Drasek still.
<DeathStar> 6* John points at Drasek. "He used his mind powers on me."
* Ariel bows to the ladies, and then kneels before the king. Acting like the others weren't being fools behind her
<Chad`Winters> If I didn't have use for you, I'd have your head. 6He stands up, resting against his sword now. 1"Knight Ariel. I have one final task for you, one that I suggest you do not fail me on."
* Drasek crosses his arms. "Because who in their right mind would suggest you to fail something anyway? Stupid git.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien bangs his head on the floor
<Chad`Winters> You're task is to travel west to the Mountains of the Wizard Billy and take her head. She's been creeping into my territory again.
<Ariel> "...creeping, majesty?"
* Angela smiles up at her master.
<Drasek> The wizard Billy. Hah! I'll step on her before she knows to look up.
<Chad`Winters> Be sure to send Drasek into die first.
<Chad`Winters> Maybe she'll succeed where you have failed.
<Drasek> You kidding? Send the moron duo over there. I'm a leader, not a grunt.
* Megumi peers upward, looking a bit uncomfortable.
<DeathStar> <John> Says the Dark Knight. 6* Waves his hands.
<Chad`Winters> Not a very good one. 6He sits back down.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias suddenly stands upright. 1"I've seen beer darker than you."
<Drasek> ...well you all are completely taken off of my party list.
<DeathStar> 6* John stands up. "Well, I'll get me pirate ship and sail up these mountains. If you be excusing me."
<Megumi> If we succeed may I claim a title?
<DeathStar> 6* John turns to go, creeping away.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> And I'll help to drop the sails. 6He begins casually walking away from John
<DeathStar> 6* Darien looks back at them, deadpanned.
<Chad`Winters> We'll see.
* Megumi seethes slightly, but that seems to be the highest positivity you can get out of this king.
* Drasek crosses his arms.
<Megumi> Shall we go then, Lor' Ariel?
* Angela sighs a bit and looks over everyone else, hiding a little behind her master.
<Chad`Winters> And Ariel. Be sure to bring your pirate friends with you
<DeathStar> 6* John turns, dropping another priceless object onto the floor.
* Chad`Winters twitches
<DeathStar> <John> ...oh, you damn Dark Knight. You and your mind control!
<Ariel> "...yes, your majesty."
<Drasek> Keep breaking shit. It's funny.
* Megumi gets up and turns to leave.
<DeathStar> -PRESENT MOMENT-
<DeathStar> <John> And there you go. Shall I also be reminding you what Dias' little pirate friend did to you last night? 6* He asks Megumi
<Megumi> Go t'hell.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias wiggles his eyebrows.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien groans, having a hangover.
<Drasek> So. Who's up for horse? *he rubs his hands together, eyeing the horse*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I welcomed you aboard, matey.
<Ariel> "...right. Let's just find Billy, attempt to kill her, and have King Chad to change his mind and have her accompany us instead."
<DeathStar> 6* The horse eyes them, then marches out without any of them.
<Megumi> Attempt?
<DeathStar> <John> You know, if you take her head, I doubt he be letting her on your team.
<Drasek> Bloody hell the damn thing understood me.
<Megumi> There'll be no attemptin'.
* Drasek seems a bit freaked out, but coughs and gets control of himself.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Aye, it be mighty hard to be on a team with only a body.
<DeathStar> <John> Then again, does anyone on this team be using their noggins?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be using me head.
<DeathStar> <John> Not your little head.
* Megumi grabs her things and weapon, then stomps out, huffy, to find her pony.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Oh, no I rarely use that bit.
<DeathStar> <John> Aye, mate, that's why you be needin' me.
<Drasek> It's not like it would help, mate. *he turns and steps out*
<DeathStar> 6* John follows Megumi.
* Ariel heads out after Megumi, to ready her horse
<DeathStar> 6* Darien follows, holding his head.
* Angela walks out with Drasek.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs his pirate hat and tosses it on. Moving out along with the others.
<DeathStar> 6* John climbs onto his horse
<DeathStar> 6* The pony hacks with disease.
* Drasek slides up on his. Reaching out a hand for Angela.
<Megumi> ...Son o' a bitch.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes the pony, then Megumi. He laughs
<DeathStar> 6* Darien climbs his own horse.
* Angela takes Drasek's hand and pulls herself up.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs his horse and leaps onto it. Backwards.
* Megumi cleaves the ground where Darien was standing.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It appears me horse has lost it's head.
<DeathStar> <John> You only need the ass on things anyway.
<DeathStar> <John> Ain't that right, firey lover?
<Drasek> Blood hell, those two make me seem intellegent.
<Ariel> "...they really do."
<DeathStar> <Darien> ... 6* He eyes the ground.
* Ariel mounts her horse.
* Megumi sighs and gazes toward Ariel. 1"Lordy, y'mind?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking Drasek's jealous of our sea turtle trick.
* Ariel looks to Megumi uncertainly, "Hm?"
<Drasek> Only jealous of your sweet accents, mate.
* Megumi gestures toward her horse, twitching.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Aye. The woman love it.
<Drasek> I'm sure that woman does, eh?
* Drasek gestures to Megumi.
<Ariel> "...you're needing a ride?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Poor horse couldn't take being coughed on anymore.
<Megumi> I'll walk if it's that much o' a problem.
* Angela rests her head on her master's shoulder and sighs. "They all talk so much..."
<Ariel> "No, just... be mindful of my mount."
<Drasek> Could you imagine the epic battles we could have been in already? I know I can't.
* Megumi stomps past Ariel's horse, waving her off.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> You should giv' me a whirl on your wench some time, mate.
<DeathStar> <John> Sorry we can't moan and cry out like you, luv.
<Drasek> Whoa now. This is my whore. Go buy your own. Greedy, poor pirates.
<Megumi> You could with practice. How y'think she does it when she ain't feelin' nothin'?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Poor? I take offense to that.
<Drasek> It's not like I really care. *he motions for Ariel to go ahead and lead the way*
* Ariel heads onwards, if Megumi doesn't want to ride after asking to
* Angela smiles and cuddles her master.
* Drasek spurs his horse and heads on after Ariel. "I wonder if ol Billy will remember me?"
* Megumi marches, not wanting to plague other horses.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> YA! 6His horse starts going forward, or backwards for him. 1"What the 'ell?"
* Ariel wonders how the horse even got sick from Megumi. Is Megumi part horse? Instead, she asks another question, "You and Billy have a history, Drasek?"
<Drasek> Does King Chad have a small dick?
<Ariel> "...I haven't bothred to investigate."
* Angela pouts, suddenly seeing this Billy as a threat.
<Drasek> Odd, here I thought you would know all about it. What with being his little suck up and all.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be bettin' that Drasek here has plundered Billy's treasure chest before.
* Drasek snorts. "Just you wait, mate."
<DeathStar> 6* John leans over. "How be her jewels, mate?"
<Drasek> Bright enough for you plunder i'm sure.
<Ariel> "...dare I ask how old witch Billy is?"
<DeathStar> <John> So she be rich?
* Megumi seems to be eyeing Drasek for whatever reason, walking along with her blade resting behind her head over her shoulders.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien grabs Megumi as he rides by and yanks her up.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Filthy rich?
<Drasek> She's a witch. Age and money are really trivial for her, eh?
<Megumi> She's not the only one.
* Drasek glances over his shoulder. "You say something, tiny?"
<DeathStar> <John> So she be witchy rich.
<Ariel> "It's not the witch part that makes me question her age."
<Megumi> ...Er..
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> 'etter than bitchy witch.
* Megumi glances away from Drasek. 1"I mean riches an' such don't mean anythin' t'me."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Well, with impending death, what would you do with riches?
* Megumi punches Darien in the kidney.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Buy a lot of grog and woman.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien hurks and falls off his own horse
* Drasek arches a brow, then looks ahead. "Just one woman, eh?"
* Megumi reaches for the reins and keeps going.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I'd also buy a new pirate ship.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Speaking of, you be owing us a pirate ship.
<Drasek> Don't look at me.
* Megumi peers over from coughing up more blood. 1"Put it on my tab, eh?"
<DeathStar> 6* John makes a face, leaning back. "You should stop that. You bleed more from the mouth than a woman does once a month."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> She told me she could swallow. 6He eyes John
<Angela> "She can?"
* Ariel rubs her head, pressing on. This gets worse each time. She wonders if knights had a tradition of sepuku
<Megumi> Bleed less than y'lot will if y'keep talkin'.
<DeathStar> <John> I be thinking you don't like me.
<Megumi> At least y'got somethin' right.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> She be like that with me before I broke 'er in, mate.
<DeathStar> <John> And what have I been doing to you that you be not liking me?
<Megumi> Maybe it's just natural.
<Drasek> She don't like anyone mate. She's sour that she's got the clap or whatever it is called.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> That be sounding harsh.
* Megumi peers back for Darien.
<DeathStar> 6* John leans in close to Ariel. "So, while you be beheadin' the witch, lets say I be taken her jewels."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> No woman can resist Pirate Lord McCormicks charm.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien is far, far back in the mud.
<Ariel> "...you go do that."
* Megumi turns and goes to retrieve Darien, as an excuse to get away from the rest for a while.
<Drasek> Whoa whoa. Does that mean I get to take her people as my own slaves?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> You be ready to upgrade aready? 6He looks back at Drasek
<DeathStar> <John> I be likin' you, Knight.
<DeathStar> 6* John nods.
<Drasek> Upgrade? Mate, i've got a whole castle full of slaves and peons.
* Megumi lashes Darien's ankle with part of the reins, then turns to catch up.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien is dragged along.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Last I be hearin. You ain't be having no castle anymore.
<DeathStar> 6* They reach the base of a large, rocky mountain terrain they have to climb. Around the top, clouds circle the mountain
<Drasek> Clearly you've been hearing wrong.
<Ariel> "Looks like we continue on foot from here..." *dismounts*
* Megumi dismounts the horse, gazes at the others, then peers at Ariel. 1"Meet y'up there, Lordy?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Than why are ya with the Lord Knight Ariel, eh?
<DeathStar> 6* John steps off his horse, making a face at the mountain
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias dismoutns himself and blinks as he eyes the horses head. He just casually pats it's head.
<Drasek> It's all politics, mate. Bloody fucking politics. *he dismounts*
<Ariel> "You'll... meet us up there?"
* Megumi ties her sword to straps to settle on her shoulders, then eyes a path up and begins leaping from small holds to holds.
* Angela gets down and joins her master once more, looking about quietly.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sways back and forth
<DeathStar> <John> I don't suppose anyone be wantin' to carry me.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It's a shame we no longer be having our crew. We could make them carry us up.
* Drasek arches a brow and eyes Megumi. "Oh bloody hell. I didn't sign on for this."
<DeathStar> 6* John looks at Angela, then climbs her back. "Onward."
* Ariel starts to climb, wondering how Megumi can be so energetic with a mountain, when she's so deathly ill most the time
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I suppose this is a bad time to tell everyone how I'm afraid of heights, eh?
* Drasek throws John off of her. "Fuck off, eh?"
<DeathStar> 6* John auto-blocks.
* Drasek eyes John then moves to throw him off again.
<DeathStar> 6* John whips Angela's ass to make her move before he's thrown
* Drasek sticks his foot out for her to trip.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias sighs and adjusts his pirate cap and starts climbing up.
* Angela blinks and looks between them.
<DeathStar> 6* John is forced to abandon whore.
* Angela rubs her poor tushie and pouts.
* Megumi eyes down at them all, sighing.
<DeathStar> 6* John begins to climb the old fashion way - riding Dias.
<Angela> "I'm not very good at climbing master."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Have you lost some weight? 6He looks back at John as he climbs up
<DeathStar> <John> You be noticing!
<Drasek> Blimey. *he sighs and throws her over his shoulder, moving to climb now*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Arrr. I be noticing.
* Angela hangs on and giggles.
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> 6* After many hours, night falls, and they are only half-way up the mountain
<DeathStar> 6* John sighs, tired. "We need to make camp."
<DeathStar> 6* He props his elbow on Dias' head.
<Ariel> "...you're tired already? We're only half way there."
* Megumi sits and leans against a wall of the rock, hugging her blade. 1"They're pansies. Leave 'em be, Lordy."
<DeathStar> <John> You plan to climb all bleedin' day and night?
* Drasek is covered in sweat, for good measure, he's head is oddly shiney in the moonlight.
<Ariel> "Well... what was your plan?"
<DeathStar> <John> Why they be making mountains so big!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I can tell you she be full of energy. Especially in the hay sack.
<DeathStar> <John> Me plan involves sleep and going at it again tomorrow. That be my plan
<DeathStar> <John> And a mighty fine plan it be
<Ariel> "Alright... who wants to stop for the night, and who wants to keep going?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Aye, even the mightest Pirate Lords need rest.
<Megumi> Don't give a'damn.
<Drasek> I'm stopping no matter what you say, mate.
* Ariel sighs and nods, "Alright... we'll make camp here."
<DeathStar> 6* John hops off Dias
* Angela cheers and climbs down to a safe place beside her master, "Do we have enough space for the night Master?"
<Drasek> Aye, i'll be making space if need be.
<DeathStar> 6* John stretches, then peers down.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias lets out a loud sigh of relief and moves over, grabbing onto Megumi's ass.
<DeathStar> 6* John glances at Ariel, wiggling his hands. "Well, that leaves us."
* Megumi wonders how the pirate manages that when she's sitting on the ground against a wall, but quickly decides on a method of death instead of the plausibility.
<Ariel> "...pass."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias wiggles his eyebrows and squeezes her ass.
<DeathStar> 6* John sits beside Ariel anyway.
<DeathStar> <John> Rum? 6* He offers some.
<Megumi> Y'have 'bout two seconds t'leggo before I send y'rolling down the mountainside.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yar, you only have to be asking. 6He removes his hand. His other one, grabbing her boob.
* Drasek moves over to make some room for him and his whore.
<Megumi> One.
* Angela happily shares the room made for her with her Master.
<DeathStar> 6* Drasek and his whore bumps into a five year old child who stares at them plainly.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias pulls his hand back then kisses her.
* Ariel pauses, then takes a sip of the rum.
<DeathStar> 6* John slaps his own knee. "See? Now we be best of mates."
* Megumi stares at Dias. Like she snapped.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias steps back, giving him a famous pirate lord smile
* Angela blinks and eyes the child. "Master...? Are you into odd things I didn't know about?"
<DeathStar> 6* The child narrows her dark eyes. She seems to be of Asian decent.
<Angela> "Little girl, where are your parents?"
<Ariel> "Right... best of mates. For sharing one drink?"
<DeathStar> <John> Arrr. You be a tough one.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> You be officaly my firecracker now. 6He pauses, sniffing the air
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl cups her hands together behind her. She points at Drasek.
* Drasek coughs. "Uh. Oh no."
* Angela looks between them confused.
<Drasek> Fancy weather we've been having, eh? *he says to the little girl*
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl tilts her head back, then looks at Angela. "Are you my new mommy?"
* Megumi slips her foot behind Dias' and sweeps him off his feet, pushing away from the rock and pinning him before her sword even falls to the ground.
<Angela> "I-I... sure if you want."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be smelling something good. 6He turns, his feet shifting around her feet and he walks away.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Wow, you sure got a nice whore there, Dark Knight. 6* She looks at Drasek boredly.
<Drasek> She's really talented, luv.
* Angela blushes modestly.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> So, did you come here to kill me with the Eunch Knight?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias creeps towards John and Ariel, his nostrils flaring.
<Drasek> Politics, luv. You understand, right?
<DeathStar> 6* John eyes Dias approaching. "Arrrrr. He always ruins my chances."
<DeathStar> 6* The littl girl nods. "Fine." 6* She waves her hand and the Dark Knight slamming into the mountain wall. "I'll politically make a point with you."
* Megumi dusts herself off and picks up her sword. Hrmphing.
* Ariel pets John on the shoulder, "He's not ruining much."
<DeathStar> 6* John slumps his head. "Ouch."
* Drasek umphs. "Bloody hell, I'm not actually going to be doing any of the killing!"
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> You picked the wrong team.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be smelling ru.
<Chad`Winters> NRP: rum
<Drasek> What team should I be on then, eh?
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl giggles at that question.
<Angela> "Maybe we should join her team Master?"
* Megumi peers toward a clank and eyes Drasek, wandering over slowly. 1"You two're playin' rougher than before. ...Who's team? Huh?"
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl eyes Megumi.
<Drasek> Now there's one you need to make a point with.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias moves over and grabs the rum, taking a deep pull. 1"I was about to be sober too. Thanks mate."
<DeathStar> 6* John crosses his arms. "That was my last bottle!"
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl drops Drasek.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Hi! 6* She smiles cutely at Megumi.
* Drasek lands on the ground and groans, rubbing the back of his neck.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I'll be replacing it. Don't be worrying.
* Megumi heaves the giant sword over her shoulders, then blinks and peers toward Billy. 1"...Huh, hi?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pants, having finally arrived. He collapses
<Megumi> Where'd you come from, little 'un?
<DeathStar> 6* He lays beside Ariel
<DeathStar> <Darien> Hate...squire...
<Ariel> "Yo, drunk Darien."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias leans in close to John. 1"I be wondering something about the Knight named Ariel."
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> The evil witch kidnapped me and I managed to escape. 6* She begins to cry, taking in deep gulps of air. "It was really scary."
* Angela stares a bit.
* Megumi blinks and walks over and pats her on the head. 1"..."
<Megumi> It's okay." 6Stares. 1"Don't cry..."
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl swallows, trying to stop. "S-Sorry."
<DeathStar> <John> And what might that be?
* Drasek coughs and motions for Angela to come with him, which means he is going to sneak away now. Strategic retreat and all that.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien rolls over and looks at Ariel.
* Angela moves to Drasek and smiles.
* Megumi observes the girl, a bit distant looking. 1"Can't forgive anyone who makes l'il girls cry."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be having problems telling if she be a hole or a peg, mate.
<DeathStar> <John> I get the same mixed vibes.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes the two, since they're right there.
* Ariel looks to Drunk Darien, "You alright?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> I should have stayed with the horses...
* Drasek arrives back where the others were and just moves over to the side, plopping down.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Perhaps it be requiring some Pirate Lord checking into?
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl sniffles. "R-Really?"
<Megumi> Mh... Where're y'from? I'll make sure y'get home... Have m'word.
<DeathStar> <John> Arrrr. You may try, mate.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking plan arrr.
* Angela sits down with Drasek, tending to his wounds.
<Ariel> "I really did expect you to."
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> I be from a village in that direction. 6* She points.
<DeathStar> 6* John nods.
* Megumi peers over her shoulder. 1"Which 'un?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ouch
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stands upright, casually and takes a step away from John.
<DeathStar> 6* John sticks his leg out
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Valiere
* Drasek says nothing else while Anglea tends the dirt on his face and armor.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Arg, I be tripping. 6He falls over ontop of Darien. His hands grabbing Ariel's chest.
<Megumi> Valiere? Eh..?
<DeathStar> 6* The girl nods, putting a hand on Megumi's back, bringing her a step closer to the edge. "Yes. It's over that way."
<Megumi> Y'sure? I don't think I've ever heard o' Valiere..."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien makes a noise
* Ariel tenses, STARING at Dias.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> If you lean forward, you can almost see the candle light in the dark.
* Angela was going to deal with something else, but shining armor instead of it works.
<DeathStar> 6* John jerks forward. "Do you feel anything?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yarr, I be being clumsy. 6He presses against her chest, his hands feeling around as he he pushes himself up.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien twitches as he's still being stepped on.
* Megumi turns back. 1"N'matter. Soon as we're done, I'll guide y'home, okay?"
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl sighs, mumbling something.
<Megumi> Hum?
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl smiles sweetly.
* Ariel smacks Dias with the broadside of her sword.
<DeathStar> 6* John makes a face.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias is smacked and he stumbles, his hand pointing at something. "Arrrrrr..."6He falls over.
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, a monster leaps out in front of Megumi
* Drasek pulls off his armor and grabs a blanket from Angela's bag. He grabs it and tosses over the two, aiming to make himself feel more manly.
* Megumi blinks and weaves the sword off her shoulders and to move afront of the girl.
<DeathStar> 6* It stands on two feet, is 7 feet tall, green skinned, and has a giant horn, and one eye. It's muscles in one arm is as big as Megumi
* Angela gladly assists Drasek in this mission to reaffirm Drasek's manhood.
<DeathStar> 6* It rips off a rock and tosses it at Megumi
<Megumi> Holy hell!
* Megumi reaches back to grab the girl and moves out of the way
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl makes a blank face as she's grabbed
<DeathStar> 6* The monster gives chase
<DeathStar> 6* Darien stands up, holding his chest
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ow...
<DeathStar> 6* John looks down
<DeathStar> <John> Did you learn anything?
* Ariel twitches.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias swats at birds above him. 1"No. She be wearing chest armor."
* Megumi moves the girl aside and turns, bringing her freed hand up to whistle shrilly.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl moves her lips. Suddenly, Megumi's limbs begin to get sluggish
<DeathStar> 6* The green monster grabs a rock, lifting it up.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking it be time for plan B-arrrrr.
<Megumi> U-um...?
<DeathStar> 6* Darien swats at his own ears.
<DeathStar> 6* The monster throws the rock
* Megumi stumbles back a bit, knowing she'll need to dodge sooner than before. 1"S-Sorcery?"
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Look out!
* Megumi leaps to get out of the rock path.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl moves her lips again and a wind picks up, blowing Megumi along as she leaps - right toward the edge
* Megumi juts her sword down hopefully to catch herself. 1"Daaaaaamnit!"
<DeathStar> 6* John pats Dias
<DeathStar> 6* The rock monster approaches, grabbing another boulder.
<DeathStar> 6* It lifts it up over Megumi as she holds onto the sword
<DeathStar> 6* And drops it over her
* Megumi foregoes the whistling. 1"LOOORRRRDDDYYYY!"
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias eyes come into focus. 1"Yo."
* Megumi drops from the sword and grabs the edge of the cliff, since the sword would prop the boulder to an extent.
* Ariel looks up, "Megumi...?" She quickly gets to her feet and hurries towards the sound
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses, then follows Ariel. "The Knight's ass shakes like a woman. Point+1 female."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien holds his head. "Eh?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The knight be hitting like a man. Point+1 male.
* Drasek peers out from under the cover. "Meh." He covers his head back up, going back to the proper business at hand.
<DeathStar> 6* The monster stomps on the ground so the side of the mountain just rock slides with Megumi
* Megumi scrambles frantically and leaps from piece to piece, but that only carries so far, she begins falling backward, wishing she had that whip about now.
* Ariel dashes towards the monster, seeing her squire in peril
<DeathStar> 6* Ariel arrives at a green monster!
<DeathStar> 6* The monster guwaffs
* Megumi tumbles away in a shower of rocks down part of the cliff >_>
<DeathStar> 6* John peers at it, then stops.
* Ariel charges the monster, drawing her blade and slashing with one clean motion.
<DeathStar> <John> Now THAT thing is big.
<DeathStar> 6* The monster is slashed. It roars in pain, stumbling. It looks at Ariel, a single tear running down it's one eye
<DeathStar> 6* Blood pours down it's body from the slash mark
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias eyes the monster himself. 1"It be big aye.
<DeathStar> 6* John peers down. "Here, hold this rope." 6* He hands Dias a rope, then leaps after Megumi
* Ariel hurries to the side to check on Megumi. Dammit... couldn't she slash anything without feeling guilty here?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias quickly wraps it around his arm and shifts his feet, to brace himself
<DeathStar> 6* John hits everything on the way down. "OW. OW. OW. OW."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien peers over Ariel and Dias. "What the hell?"
<DeathStar> 6* The monster sits down and bleeds.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be holding a rope mate.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Is the other end even attached to anything, stupid?
* Angela giggles from under the covers.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl eyes Angela and Drasek. "I would laugh, too, if presented with that."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be only told to hold onto the rope.
* Drasek stops doing his thing and lifts the cover off of his head. "That's low, luv."
<DeathStar> 6* John returns, climbing up the rope.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> I want you two to kill the pirates and the drunk for me. If you do that, Dark Knight, I'll make sure King Chad gives you back your castle.
<Megumi> Okay. S'maybe I don't hate ye.
<DeathStar> <John> So I be getting to shack with you tonight?
<Megumi> ...
<DeathStar> <John> Okay, ... just friends.
* Megumi turns and eyes the cliff, as if considering.
<DeathStar> 6* John steps away.
<Megumi> I'll think 'bout it.
<Drasek> Oh yeah? How can you be so sure that King Chad will agree?
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Once his Knight is dead, King Chad will have no one to save him
<Ariel> "Megumi... are you alright?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It be a fair proposition.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl leans forward. "Or should I kill you."
* Angela looks at her master, then the girl.
<Drasek> Bloody hell, you're right. *he arches a brow* The drunk is no problem. But the pirates might be another story.
<Megumi> ...Yes. Lordy.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien slaps Megumi's back
<DeathStar> <Darien> I was worried about you
* Megumi eyes Ariel darkly. 1"Couldn't y'come soone--AGH!"
* Megumi turns and glares at Darien
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Good. 6* She holds out her hand. "Shake on it."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glares back.
* Ariel hugs Megumi, "...glad you're alright."
<DeathStar> 6* John holds out his arms for his hug.
<DeathStar> <John> And me?
* Megumi blinks up at Ariel.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It be pirate code. You be hugging the man who be saving your said life.
<Drasek> Hmmm. Don't think you'll want to touch my hand, luv.
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> I'll disinfect it afterwards.
* Angela giggles, "It's been busy."
* Ariel hesitates, "...you're not serious, are you?"
* Drasek nods once and reaches out his hand, which is glistening with...sweat.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> We never be joking about the pirate code.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl burns a mark onto Drasek's hand, and gives him some magical powers
* Megumi stares over at the monster when Ariel's moved on to the pirates. What the hell?
<DeathStar> 6* John smiles.
* Drasek winces slightly then eyes the mark. "Can I fly?"
<DeathStar> <John> I be serious
<Angela> "What should I do?"
<DeathStar> <Little Girl> Jump off the mountain and find out
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl walks out
<Megumi> Where'd the little 'un go?
<DeathStar> <Darien> What little un?
<Ariel> "...little one?"
<DeathStar> 6* The monster falls over dead
* Megumi peers around scaredly, then dashes off to find her. 1"The l'il girl I said I'd guard!"
* Drasek snorts. "I'm not that dumb." He looks the Angela. "Do as I say and everything'll be fine." He then throws the blanket back over them, resuming where they left off.
* Angela giggles and moans a little. "Yes Master..."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The knight be looking poorly upon our pirate code mate.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien watches her go. "I think she hit her head on the way down."
<Ariel> "...wouldn't be a young girl, with dark hair, pale skin. Likes to dress in black?"
* Megumi ran off.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The Knight be cruel. Point+1 Woman.
<DeathStar> <John> Spontaneous hug of other female squire. Point+1 Woman
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pauses, then shoves them both off the cliff. They'll survive.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> We be getting to the bottom of this. 6He nods to John as he's shoved off the cliff
<DeathStar> 6* John falls. "Sooner than later."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I just realize I be making a joke.
<DeathStar> <John> Aye, mate.
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> 6* After a long Knight, hee hee, the team must climb again
<DeathStar> 6* Darien climbs along, panting and wheezing
<DeathStar> 6* John and Dias can be seen up ahead of the group, despite falling
<DeathStar> 6* Darien looks up, staring.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias munches on an apple.
<DeathStar> 6* John drinks some rum
<DeathStar> <Darien> ... ... HOW?!
* Ariel frowns, seeing them ahead of them. "...that's not right."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias looks at John
<DeathStar> 6* John looks at Dias.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Mountain Turtles
<DeathStar> <John> Mountain turtles.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien twitches.
* Drasek rubs his nose. "Lucky gits."
* Angela giggles. "They're fun."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien looks at Ariel, then sighs, and begins to climb again
<Drasek> Think you've got retarded and fun mixed up there luv.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Well that was a wonderful rest. Shall we John? 6He looks back at him
<DeathStar> <John> Lets.
* Ariel finishes the rest of the climb, resisting the urge to smack the two.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias starts climbing again
<DeathStar> <Darien> There's no such thing as fucking mountain turtles.
* Drasek throws Angela back over his shoulder, to start the climb yet again.
<DeathStar> 6* John offers Megumi some rum as they climb
* Angela rides Drasek happily.
<DeathStar> <Darien> What else is new?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> But 'ow else would we be up here already?
* Megumi drinks a bit, hands it back, then begins leaping back up from place to place. 1"We must hurry an' find th'whelp..."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, you mean the whelp we all discussed while you were gone LAST time? Oh. Running off again before we can give youvital info?
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ho ho h
<DeathStar> <John> I think that man needs a drink
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Maybe he be needing an apple. 6He tosses the core at Dariens' head.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien is hit, stumbles, and falls backwards
<DeathStar> <John> No, I don't think he be needing that
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grimaces. 1"Aye, I think you be right. Toss him some rum then."
<DeathStar> <John> Arr, he probably be dead. Best not to waste.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> A shame if he were. I be just liking him too.
<DeathStar> <John> Aye. He be reminding me of that cowardly deck hand we had.
* Drasek grunts and sighs. "Bloody hell you two are getting on my last nerve."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The one with the gimp?
* Megumi hopes she makes it to the summit soon, sighing.
<DeathStar> <John> No, no, the one with the drinking problem.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Ah. You be talking about Kane.
<DeathStar> <John> Aye. Colossal Idiot.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> He be good man.
<DeathStar> 6* Indeed, Megumi arrives at the summit, where a nifty black castle awaits.
<DeathStar> 6* John nods.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> A shame he fell in love with that girl who was into fire works.
* Megumi throws her hands up, perhaps in cheer. She leans over and calls down. 1"I'll be going ahead.." 6Then turns and runs onward to get away from the pirates.
<Ariel> "...well, that looks like Billy's tastes alright."
<DeathStar> 6* John nods sadly. "Blew him up."
<Drasek> Lucky fella if you ask me. *he says with a sigh*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Atleast thar love be...explosive. 6He eyes John
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses, then har har hars
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias har hars.
<DeathStar> 6* Megumi arrives in a room where the little girl can be found, tied to a chair
<Megumi> Little 'un!
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl looks up, teary eyed
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses at the base of the castle
<DeathStar> <John> So, who be goin' in first?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking the Dark Knight.
* Megumi runs over, her lips trembling for some reason. 1"D-Don't cry!"
* Ariel sighs, and heads into the castle, knowing Megumi is getting herself into trouble.
<Drasek> Apparently the squire. *he says as he lifts himself up onto the flat ground*
<DeathStar> 6* John looks at the Dark Knight.
<DeathStar> <John> After you
<Drasek> No. *he says simply, crossing his arms*
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl sobs softly.
<DeathStar> <John> ... ...No?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be seconding the vote. It's two against one mate.
<Drasek> No. *he repeats*
<DeathStar> <John> ... ... The whore then?
<Drasek> No. She stays with me.
<DeathStar> 6* John sighs, turning and moving for the door
* Megumi brings her blade around and goes to cut the girl free
<DeathStar> 6* As Megumi brings her blade around, strong magical currents run into her body, zapping her energy away and sending her flying across the room into a wall. Just as Ariel arrives
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> He be hating us I think. 6he walks beside John
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl looks at Ariel now,.
<DeathStar> <John> Aye.
* Angela hides behind Drasek.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> My nose be smelling trouble and me nose knows.
* Ariel eyes the girl. "We haven't been introduced... Billy, right?"
* Drasek walks behind them, tilting to look at his hands, then ahead at them.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy pauses, then frees herself, standing up. She wipes her eyes dry. "Well. You know me. You're not the real Knight Ariel."
* Megumi slumps over around a wall
<Ariel> "There can't be that many people that match your description around here."
<DeathStar> <Billy> I wasn't aware anyone knew what I looked liked.
<DeathStar> <Billy> But you recognized me the moment you saw me.
* Drasek lifts up his left hand and fires a fireball at John's back. Then raises his right hand to fire a bolt of electricity at Dias' back.
<DeathStar> 6* John is hit and slams into aw all
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias eyes John then turns, getting hit, he slams into a wall too
<DeathStar> <John> ARgh! Parlay!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Parlay!
* Angela blinks, "Party?"
* Ariel just shrugs a bit. "Well, I guess you have me there."
* Drasek stares. "I don't even know what the hell that means."
<DeathStar> <John> No, no, no. Par-lay.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Aye it be pirate code.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy studies her, cupping her hands behind her. "So who are you?"
<Angela> "....Are we PIrates?"
<Drasek> How does pirate code work on the land, again?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The same way mountain turtles work on the land.
<Ariel> "Well... if I told you, you probally wouldn't believe me. Now would you?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> Try me.
<DeathStar> <John> Wait. Before you kill us painfully, I just want you realize ONE thing
<DeathStar> 6* John holds up his hands.
* Drasek sighs. "What?"
<Ariel> "I'm Ariel."
<DeathStar> <John> What's that behind you!?"
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grab his chest as he stands up himself.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy pauses. "You're Ariel?"
<Drasek> ...seriously? I'm not going to. *he pauses and narrows his eyes at the two and then glances over his shoulder*
<DeathStar> 6* Mountain turtles attack Drasek
<DeathStar> 6* Well, sea turtles painted to look like mountain terrain
<Drasek> What the fuck!? *he jumps back, ripping his sword out*
<DeathStar> 6* John turns and runs
<Ariel> "...yes."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias whistles and dashes off with John. 1"I be loving those sea turtles."
* Angela eeps and skips to the side, staying out of this!
<DeathStar> <Billy> Well, you look like Ariel, granted, but---your spirit is different.
<DeathStar> <John> They be the greatest.
<Drasek> ...alright whore you take on the beasts. I'll deal with those two. *He pauses when he eyes her standing off to the side*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> And you thought I be waisting my money when I bought them.
<Ariel> "I can't tell you more than that."
<DeathStar> <John> I be taking back every word I said about htem
<Drasek> Come'on whore you've gotta be better than just a good lay!
<DeathStar> <Billy> Hm. How about I use my spells to send you home? Better than being here. 6* John and Dias run by them screaming. "Much."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking. While we be running, we could be plundering.
<DeathStar> <John> Good plan, mate. Start grabbing.
* Megumi rubs her forehead and shakes it off, attempting to stand and lift her sword, grumbling.
<Ariel> "Oh, I have no intention of staying here... but to be frank, I don't trust you."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias args and begins pillaging as he runs away for his life.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy sighs. "Then I guess we have to fight."
<Chad`Winters> 6A sea turtle begins to mount the idling Angela
* Angela scrambles away. Since she's not idlin.
<Ariel> "...I rather not. Everyone I fight ends up accompanying me at a later date. You've seen the mob I'm stuck with now."
* Drasek eyes the turtles and backs up slowly, since they can't really do much being sea turtles and all. "Well. I did my part, let's go take care of my desires." He motions off.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Well, then what do YOU suggest?
<Ariel> "Well... I doubt quietly dying would be agreeable?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> Well, if you were the one to die.
<Megumi> Ah hope so...
<Chad`Winters> 6A sea turtle bites on Draseks bum and begins viciously chewing. Softly.
<Ariel> "Hm... I rather not really."
* Drasek slowly glances down. "That kinda tickles."
* Megumi wanders up somewhere behind Ariel, dragging her sword along. 1"'Cause th'little bitch pissed m'off.."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy puts her hands on her hips, eyeing the two.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Alright. Lets do this.
<Chad`Winters> 6Anoter Sea turtle nudges against Drasek side, gumming up his leg
<DeathStar> 6* Billy gathers fire balls into both her hands.
* Drasek sighs. "I have a feelin the council of Peta is going to want to have a word with me." He moves to cuts the two turtle's heads off.
<Chad`Winters> 6The sea turtles pull their heads in. And legs.
<DeathStar> <Turtle 1> .oO (I love being a turtle)
* Ariel sighs and draws her blade. Muttering about having to kill one of the only intelligent beings here.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy throws the fire balls at Ariel
<Drasek> Oh well. That counts as a win for me. *he hefts up his blade and moves off to find the two pirates.
* Megumi moves around Ariel and circles Billy, running, heaving at the same time.
* Ariel attempts to deflect the fireballs with her blade... hey, it always worked in the movies. She has no idea how magic works here though... only that she can't roll properly in platemail
<DeathStar> <Billy> I really am sorry about this. That pesky Knight dragged you into this. I wonder if the real Ariel will even die if I kill you
<DeathStar> 6* Ariel's sword hits the fireballs, and is knocked right from her hand, as it "sorta" deflects the first. The second keeps coming in. Seems Billy ain't holding back, and she ain't Gannondorf
<DeathStar> 6* Drasek stalks past the battle.
* Drasek stops and woots for Billy, then stalks on by.
* Ariel throws herself to the side, rather to eat dirt than to be BBQed
<DeathStar> 6* Billy holds out her hand, throwing out wind at Megumi to launch herb ack
<DeathStar> 6* John stands in the treasure room with Dias. Though it's mostly relics for spells
<DeathStar> <John> Uh...
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> John, is meh noise twitching again?
<DeathStar> 6* Billy launches lightning at Ariel like the Emperor
* Drasek stands in the entrance to the treasure room, sword resting on his shoulder. "Looks like you two have found the goodies."
<DeathStar> 6* John looks
<DeathStar> 6* He then turns.
* Angela rejoins Drasek.
* Ariel rolls to the side, trying to find some cover as she curses her metal armour, and cheap blade.
<DeathStar> 6* The room seems to only have the chair in the center. IT seems Billy picked her location well
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias eyes the two. 1"They appear to have gotten past our sea mountain turtles.
<DeathStar> <John> Arrr. They be worthy.
<DeathStar> <John> Say, mates, lets call a truce and share the goods?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias slowly grabs a scroll, unrolling it.
* Megumi sighs as she rolls about and clamours back to her feet and begins arriving again. 1"...You're sorry?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> You don't even realize she's not your true master, Squire?
<Drasek> I'm only doing this to get my castle back. Maybe you can join me and Wizard Billy and then you can loot King Chad's coffers, and maybe even his daughters.
<DeathStar> 6* John crosses his arms, considering
<Megumi> ...Not like I ever listened to her much anyway.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> John, how do you be saying these words? 6He holds the scroll towards him.
<Angela> "I follow my Master." *she shrugs*
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses, then yells down the hallway. "I KNEW IT!"
* Megumi pauses in her advance, eyeing toward Ariel. 1"She just... helped me along is all.."
<DeathStar> 6* John looks back at the scroll. "Vali Tahni Zari Bango?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Vali Tahni Zari Bango?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias glances around.
<DeathStar> 6* Lightning strikes the whore
<DeathStar> <John> So much for that truce.
* Ariel glances over at her sword on the floor. Wondering if the Ariel from here was so disrespected too.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Ah.
* Drasek pauses and glances over his shoulder. "....oh damnit. Do you know how hard it is to find a good whore these days!?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be thinking we be taking his castle and be offering them to King Chad four his daughters ourselves.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy begins to chant a spell, unleashing a black ball at Megumi. Darien shoves her aside, gets hit, and slams into the wall
<DeathStar> <John> Ah. Read it again, then
* Drasek shoots a fireball for the scroll.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Vali Tahni Zari Bango! 6He points at Drasek
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ouch...being a hero hurts...
<DeathStar> 6* The scroll catches on fire, cutting the lightning out half-way
* Megumi frowns, blinking toward Darien, then eyeing Billy, scowling. 1"...It doesn't matter.. We're who we are. I'm going to die soon anyway, I don't feel like disappearin' without a trace..."
<DeathStar> <Billy> I could heal you. If you join me
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias drops it, blowing out his fingers. 1"Yarr that be a priceless scroll.
<Ariel> "Darien!" *darts out and grabs the blade, moving to cut down Billy with it*
<DeathStar> 6* Billy rolls behind the chair
<Megumi> ...Join you..? And do what? Not like I could be around Zephyr like that..
* Drasek makes an odd sound and falls to a knee, lighting still arching about his mail. He narrows his eyes and throws his hand forward, channeling that lighting back into his own attack for the two.
* Megumi panics slightly, since Ariel's getting in close.
<DeathStar> 6* John leaps to the side
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias tosses a metal chalice infront of him and ducks
<DeathStar> 6* A giant red jewel glows in the room of treasure.
* Ariel attempts to kick the chair over.
<DeathStar> 6* The chair is kicked over. Billy barely escapes, rolling
<DeathStar> 6* Billy chants a spell, sending a wind to knock Ariel away.
<DeathStar> 6* John gets to his feet.
* Ariel is knocked back, but keeps her eyes on Billy
* Angela stands slowly and shakes her head. "Did I get kissed? THat felt electric!"
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl pants.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yar that be a close one. 6He stands up then looks in awe at the glowing giant red jewel. 1"Oooh, that be pretty.
<DeathStar> 6* John reels at the bad joke
* Drasek stalks forward, his hand glowing, causing the blade in his hand to engulf in fire. "Seriously, mates."
* Megumi encroaches on Billy, lifting her sword. 1"..."
* Angela uses the bad joke to take cover behind her master again.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy eyes the two of them, then floats up. She grabs them with invisible grips like she did Drasek, holding them
<DeathStar> <John> Steal it!
<DeathStar> <Billy> Knights cannot beat wizards. Simple rules.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be on it. Keep the man busy. 6He begins running towards the red jewel
<DeathStar> 6* John pulls out his sword, moving in at Drasek
* Megumi twitches slightly. 1"I'm not even a knight."
<Drasek> Bloody hell. You actually use your sword?
<Ariel> "...you obviously... follow the wrong history..."
<DeathStar> <John> I'm a Pirate Lord for a reason
<DeathStar> 6* John swings at Drasek in a chop.
* Drasek lifts up the flaming sword to deflect upward.
<DeathStar> 6* John stumbles back, bringing his sword back around
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias leaps over some treasure goodness and slides across a chest for the jewel. He kneels down and grabs it with boths hands.
* Ariel holds up one hand... really hoping she can get off a holy blast. That's tied to her spirit and not her body, so it should work... right?
<DeathStar> 6* The jewel glows.
* Angela moves back to safety, flashing John.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be having the jewel now John.
<DeathStar> 6* John is stunned!
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, the two Knights drop
<DeathStar> 6* Billy pauses, eyeing her hands
* Drasek attempts to parry, then pauses and kicks out at John's gut.
* Megumi coughs as she lands.
<DeathStar> 6* John is kicked backwards.
<Ariel> "...that... wasn't quite what I was hoping for, but... it'll do."
<DeathStar> 6* Dias is filled with monsterous magic
* Drasek reaches out to send a bolt of electricity at Dias.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy sighs, closing her eyes. "Those pirates."
* Megumi shakes her head and gets up, charging Billy
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I feel a might bit weird. 6His eyes go wide and he panics, throwing his arm up.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy kneels there, tilting her head forward, waiting for Megumi
<DeathStar> 6* Dias' forms a shields that blocks it
* Ariel approaches Billy, sword in hand. "...they always foul up plans. Don't they?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> It's hard to beat idiots.
* Megumi goes to strikes Billy, eyeing to see if she'll do something about it.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias tilts his head. 1"That be mighty odd."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy does nothing
* Drasek widens his eyes and steps back. "Bloody hell. Good job, gents." He makes for the exit.
* Megumi drops the sword and punches her instead.
<DeathStar> 6* John leans over the table.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy is punched hard.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias eyes Drasek. 1"Pants Drop magic!" 6He points at Drasek
<DeathStar> 6* Drasek's pants drop
* Angela catches her amster's pants, expertly pulling them up as she runs.
<Angela> *master, wow
<DeathStar> 6* John claps. "Bravo, Magic Master Dias."
* Megumi steps back and heaves some more. 1"...For takin' advantage o' m'trust.."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy holds her bleeding lips.
* Drasek glances down. "..." Then looks to Angela. "Huh, good job." He sneaks out.
* Angela sneaks out with him.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I now be the Magic Pirate Lord Dias! YARRR! 6he points at John. 1"Feel better magic!"
<DeathStar> 6* John pauses, then begins to disco
<DeathStar> <Billy> ...
<DeathStar> <Billy> Shouldn't you be taking my head now...?
<Megumi> ..Don't feel like it..
* Megumi turns and eyes Ariel.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yar!! Shall we take our leave now Pirate Lord John?"
<DeathStar> <John> Lets! 6* Keeps dancing
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias points at the treasure. 1"Float After us magic!"
* Drasek sneaks by Ariel, Megumi and Billy.
<DeathStar> 6* The treasure begins to float
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I be liking this mate. 6He heads out with John dancing
<DeathStar> 6* Darien leans on the wall, bleeding. He watches them go
<Ariel> "...it's not in my nature to slay a defeated opponent. If Chad wants her dead..."
<DeathStar> 6* As Ariel says this, a pain goes through her body.
* Ariel stumbles, wincing as she looks for the source.
<DeathStar> 6* Another Ariel steps out of Ariel. It looks a lot like her, but it's clear. This is Knight Ariel.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien's eyes widen slowly.
* Ariel has a very... 'wtf' expression on her face
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stops eyeing the two knight ariels. 1"I be having a wonderful idea mate.
* Megumi gazes at the sword she dropped, holding a hand to her chest. She glances toward Ariel, a bit unsurprised at the turn of events. 1"...Hmph."
<DeathStar> <Knight Ariel> I should thank you for helping me get the credit. 6* He raises the sword over Billy's head. "But now it will all be mine."
<DeathStar> 6* John dances
<DeathStar> <John> And that be?
<Megumi> Y'suck, Lordy.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Sex reveal magic! 6He points at the two knights
<DeathStar> 6* Such magic is beyond Dias' power.
* Megumi strains to get back to a good stance, moving to be between the two knights and Billy.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Uh...I be weak. 6He pouts and than waves at John, making him stop dancing
* Ariel moves to stand between Billy and the other Ariel.
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight Ariel brings his sword down at Billy's neck. "Stay out of this, Squire."
<DeathStar> 6* John stops, then stares. "Whoa, they're killing a helpless wizard girl."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien tries to stand. "And this is..ungh..why everyone hates this git...most of the time."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I know! I'll save her! 6He waves his hands. 1"Treasure bury knight magic!"
<DeathStar> <John> Duuuude. Specify WHICH Knight.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Oh...Treasure bury the knight trying to kill the helpless wizard girl magic!
<DeathStar> <John> Wait! They're all in such close range, we might be burying them all
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> STOP Magic!
<Megumi> Y'ain't be killin' her, Lordy...
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> This be harder than it looks.
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight Ariel's sword slows down, but his sword keeps moving
<DeathStar> <John> With great power, comes great headache.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs a piece of floating treasure and chucks it at the knights head.
* Ariel attempts to just slug the knight in the face
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight is hit by the treature, then hit by the fist. He steps back
* Drasek peers over John and Dias' shoulders, despite having escaped already. "Bloody hell. Why is there two of them?"
<DeathStar> <Knight Ariel> Megumi. Kill them.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien throws Ariel his own sword.
* Megumi brings her hands up, using one to wipe her mouth. 1"...N'thanks.."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Not like...I could win..
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I got it! 6He wave shis hand. 1"FLYING DRASEK MISSILE MAGIC! 6He points at the he Knight Ariel
<DeathStar> <Knight Ariel> If you refuse, you will never become a Knight.
<DeathStar> 6* The jewel cracks and breaks on Dias.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy sighs. "Great."
<Megumi> I'll nev'become one anyway, y'stingy punks..
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yarg, this jewel be broken already.
* Ariel catches the sword, looking to the prick that looks like her. "...I now understand why people don't like you much."
<DeathStar> 6* Knight Ariel eyes Ariel. "Go back to your home dimension, wench."
<Megumi> Been followin' y'around for years and all I do is pack a horse an' get looked down on.
<DeathStar> 6* Knight Ariel holds up a jewel, and begins to will Ariel away.
<Drasek> Way to be a moron. *he aims with his hand and attempts to throw a fireball at the evil Knight Ariel.*
<DeathStar> 6* Sadly, Drasek's power went away with Billy's.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> But I be thoughting that magic missile was the strongest spell out there.
* Ariel swings the blade for the Knight's wrist
<Drasek> Oh bugger. *he sighs*
* Megumi leans forward and moves to grab the jewel from the knight.
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight wrestles with Megumi, and suddenly his wrist is chopped off. He howls in pain
* Megumi retreats with the hand and jewel.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy gathers the jewel pieces, trying to get a bit of magic from them.
<DeathStar> 6* Knight Ariel holds up the sword with his good hand, swinging at Ariel in a menancingly powerful slash
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias dusts his hands off into Billys.
<DeathStar> <Knight Ariel> You will not stop me from becoming heir to the throne!!!
* Megumi pries the jewel out of the hand and tosses the hand away. 1"...Valiere girl..."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy looks up.
* Megumi tosses Billy the new jewel.
* Ariel jumps back, not making a move to attack. "So, that's all that's important to you? I see why Chad likes you."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy takes the jewel. She nods, then restores Drasek's fire ball attack
* Megumi puts a hand to her chest and falls to her knee again.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Oh, 'Ariel'. Your holy spell should work in this relam now.
<DeathStar> 6* John leans on Dias. "I love happy endings."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> What about the Pirate Lords. Where's our magic?"
* Angela peeks out from behind Drasek. "Is this happy?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien puts a hand on MEgumi, bleeding as much as she does typically.
<DeathStar> <John> Our magic is bringing people together.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy eyes the two
* Megumi looks up at Darien, straining in expression, a hand over her mouth as well.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Aye, we are truely Pirate Lords indeed.
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight Ariel moves to stab ARiel
* Ariel just smirks. "You know Billy... prehaps you were right about wizards and knights." She holds up a hand and lets out a holy blast as the knight moves to stab her.
<DeathStar> 6* The Knight is hit head on, stumbling back as it cuts into his armor with ease.
* Drasek rubs the back of his neck. He reaches out to send that fireball for the Knight once he is knocked back from the holy attack.
<DeathStar> 6* The fire ball burns into his back. The Knight Ariel falls over, dead.
<Angela> "Did we win Master?"
<Drasek> Did you see that!? I killed him!
<Drasek> Damn right we did.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias looks down at Billy. 1"So what says you Billy. Join us as our mini-pirate lord.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy waves her hand, making Dias a mute.
<DeathStar> 6* John begins to remove pants from the dead Knight, intent on the truth
* Megumi slumps to the floor forward.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias opens his mouth then waves his hands frantically.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy looks at Megumi and Darien.
* Drasek dusts his hands off, clearly proud he got the killing blow and thus, the most XP.
<DeathStar> 6* John looks inside the underpants, then nods.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien closes his eyes, laying beside Megumi
* Ariel figures a place like would use console style XP systems. If you're not dead, you get a full share. She looks to John, "Satisfied now?"
<DeathStar> <John> Yep.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias motions with his hand at John, looking for the answer
<DeathStar> 6* Billy looks at Ariel. "Your friends are dead."
<DeathStar> 6* John makes a penis motion
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias gives John a thumbs up
<DeathStar> <Billy> Should I send you home now?
<Ariel> "Wait... who's dead?"
<DeathStar> 6* Billy nods to Megumi and Darien
<DeathStar> 6* John takes off his pirate hat, holding it over his heart.
<Drasek> You see, gents. That's why you go evil. You don't die like those two buffoons.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias pulls his pirate hat off and wipes a single tear
* Ariel stands silent. She knew there were injures, but to die so abruptly... it was like... a shakespearian comedy.
<Drasek> Right. Can we get this moving? I've got a castle to reclaim.
<DeathStar> <Billy> I would try to ressurect them, but this jewel only has barely enough magical energy left to get you home, I believe.
<Ariel> "...you have, nothing else?"
<Angela> "And I'm waiting to help master break in his castle."
<DeathStar> 6* Billy shakes her head.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias mourns on John's shoulder
<DeathStar> 6* John kneels beside Megumi. "I be wishing I could have gotten to know you better, firey lover." 6* He does a cross symbol, puts on his hat, and moves out
<DeathStar> 6* Billy turns to Ariel, holding the jewel ready to send her back.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias says something, but since he's mute no one will ever know. he walks out with John and climbs ontop his sea mountain turtle.
* Drasek slaps Angela's ass and makes for the exit..
* Ariel bites her lip. "...they don't deserve this..."
* Megumi moves slightly.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy turns to stare. "Wow."
<DeathStar> <Billy> If she's a zombie, you might need to shoot her again
* Megumi sits up, coughing once. 1"Are they gone yet?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> Yes, dear, they're gone.
<Megumi> Thank god.
<Ariel> "...is... Darien...?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> Oh, he's really dead.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy nods once.
<Megumi> Is Darien what?
* Megumi follows their looks and jumps back, freaking out. 1"What the hell..!?"
<Ariel> "...you're certain? You were wrong about Megumi..."
<DeathStar> <Billy> Or was I?
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 00:00:00 2008
Session Start: Tue Apr 01 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #Erevis
<DeathStar> 6* Billy looks at her blankly.
<Ariel> "...she's rather active for a zombie."
<Megumi> Oh, I'm toast. Just... there's somethin' I have to do before I croak.
<DeathStar> <Billy> I'd offer to heal you, but then she couldn't go home
<DeathStar> 6* Billy looks at Ariel, holding up the jewel to send her back.
* Megumi puts a hand to her hip, coughing while wincing. 1"...Eh, it's fine. I already knew it was comin' but I have t'take you back t'Valiere to break the pact. Then I'll go grope Zephyr before I keel."
* Megumi eyes Ariel. 1"Nice knowin' y'Lordy Fake."
* Drasek pokes his head in. "OH COME'ON I'M ON A SCHEDULE, HERE!"
* Angela waves goodbye, then rejoins Drasek.
<DeathStar> 6* John looks in. "Hey, you're alive!"
* Ariel nods slowly, "I... I'm sor..." She glances at Drasek, and then Billy, "...you can't just take his power or lifeforce to help those two, can you?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> ... 6* She looks at Drasek
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias rides in on his sea mountain turtle
* Ariel looks hopeful
<DeathStar> <Billy> We'll see. 6* She zaps Ariel with the jewel
* Megumi sighs at the return of the pirates. 1"I'm going to bite you all and turn you into mindless zombies."
<Drasek> Fuck that! *he runs away*
<DeathStar> 6* Billy cups her hands together. "So, Knight Megumi..."
* Megumi blinks and eyes Billy.
* Angela runs away with Drasek.
<DeathStar> <Billy> I guess you get to take me to the King.
<Megumi> I do? I said I
<Megumi> Would take y'home, not t'that lousy ol' bastard.
<DeathStar> <Billy> He'd probably kill you. Oh, you're dying anyway. Alright
<DeathStar> 6* Billy nods.
<Megumi> See? We reach an understandin'
<DeathStar> 6* Billy walks out with Megumi
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> 6* Drasek and Angela arrive back at their castle
<Angela> "Finally home!"
<Drasek> Home, sweet bloody home. *he says with a relaxing sigh*
<DeathStar> 6* Chad's Knights rush out to kill them
<Drasek> Oh bugger. *he turns and runs away*
* Angela runs away with him.
<Angela> "No faiiiiir!"
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> 6* John and Dias ride turtles over the ocean
<DeathStar> <John> Arrrr!@
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stands on his turtle. His arms crossed as he stares at the ocean.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ARRRR!
<DeathStar> <John> ARRRRR!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Where to next Pirate Lord John?
<DeathStar> 6* John pulls out a compass, then looks ahead. "That way!"
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> 6* Billy stands in the village, looking around boredly
<Megumi> Well, there y'go an' all. Guess I'll go molest th'Lady.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Alright. Have fun.
* Megumi looks around. 1"Th'hell kinda home is this, anyway."
<DeathStar> <Billy> Boring.
<Megumi> N'wonder y'became an evil witch.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy eyes the daft villagers moving around doing daft things
<DeathStar> <Billy> Yeah. I got bored.
<Megumi> Wanna come with me?
<DeathStar> <Billy> And have my head taken?
<DeathStar> 6* Billy eyes her
<Megumi> ...Y'want t'stay here, then? I figured you'd off with one ah Chad's little shineys and burn th'place or somethin'.
<DeathStar> <Billy> I figure my odds are better here.
<Megumi> Ah. I could make it less borin' here.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy eyes her again. "That's okay. You can go and molest your woman."
<Megumi> Not sure how much time ah have left. Maybe I'll kidnap 'er instead. Little less brief. Hee.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy stares.
* Megumi ventures off, decidedly less knightly, if possible.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy waits until she's gone, then pulls out Darien's left pinky. "Okay, time to make a zombie slave."
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> 6* Lady Zephyr eyes Megumi when she arrives. "Where's Lord Ariel and the rest of your group?"
<Megumi> Lordy was ah fake, th'drunkard's dead, methink th'lousy King'll try t'kill darkie, an th' pirates are bein' pirates on sea turtles.
<DeathStar> <Lady Zephyr> ...
<DeathStar> <Lady Zephyr> And did any of you manage to kill the wizard Billy?
<Megumi> Nope.
<DeathStar> 6* She sighs, turning to go inform the King.
* Megumi sweeps forward and goes to strike her mid-back.
<DeathStar> 6* The Lady Zephyr cries out as she's struck, falling forward
* Megumi whistles a tune as she lugs Zephyr over a shoulder and makes out like a bandit.
<DeathStar> 6* Guards begin to give chase
* Megumi knocks various priceless things over in the halls, along with tapestries and such to bar their path. Having been here numerous times, uses the most effective route out, probably a way for horses/animals given her usual treatment.
<DeathStar> 6* A guard looks at King Chad. "Squire Megumi has kidapped Noble Zephyr."
* Chad`Winters grips his throne tightly. 1"Send our the assassin Cheryl with our best knights to recover her. I want Megumis head.
<DeathStar> 6* The guard bows and moves out to comply.
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> 6* Ariel wakes up in her bed beside Darien
* Ariel awakens with a start, and stares up at the ceiling.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien groans, sitting up. "What is it?"
* Ariel sighs, back in a comfortable bed, "...I... am really not sure."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien lays back down. "Oh. Must have been a bad dream."
<Ariel> "...yeah. That'd be nice..."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien gives her a squeeze and rolls over to sleep again
* Ariel hugs Darien, and closes her eyes... trying to find some peaceful sleep in what's left of the night.
<DeathStar> -END?-
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 00:23:52 2008
Session Start: Tue Apr 01 09:20:36 2008
Session Ident: #Erevis
* Logging #Erevis to 'logs\EsperNet\#Erevis.20080401.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.8.1.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis packs Megumi's school lunch for her first day back to school
<DeathStar> 6* She puts in her special sake for Megumi to drink
<Kit> 6Megumi wanders dutifully out of the bedroom in schoolgirl attire, stretching and yawning.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis puts in tiny cat cookies as Megumi wanders out. "Good morning."
<Kit> <Megumi> Good morning, beloved... What... are you doing?
<DeathStar> <Erevis> I am making you lunch.
<Kit> <Megumi> O-Oh... Thank you.
<Kit> 6Megumi takes a seat and observes in awe.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> It is my pleasure. 6* She adds tiny squids with little eyes and smiley faces. Literally.
<Kit> <Megumi> There is a lot. @_@
<DeathStar> <Erevis> You have a large capacity to eat
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis adds in some tuna sandwiches next
<Kit> <Megumi> Hmm..." 6She gets up and moves over to peer at the box.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis adds some soup last. It appears she has put in tiny squids, soup, tuna sandwiches, cat cookies, catnip sake, and sushi with wasabi
<Kit> <Megumi> I'm not sure I can afford that much to eat...
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis tilts her head. "You usually eat so much though..."
<Kit> <Megumi> I mean... I can't afford this much. As in purchasing.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> You do not have to pay me.
<Kit> 6Megumi nods slowly...
<DeathStar> <Erevis> What is wrong?
<Kit> <Megumi> I feel like a burden.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> You are not a burdened. I enjoyed preparing food.
* Xan|Gone is now known as Marcus`
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis finishes and seals the food bag, smiling at Megumi
<Kit> 6Megumi pouts slightly, then leans up to kiss Erevis.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis returns the kiss, adjusting Megumi's skirt at the same time. Perhaps coyly.
<Kit> 6Megumi leans away and blinks, peering down at her skirt.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis moves over and prepares breakfast for Megumi.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis flips Megumi shaped pancakes.
<Kit> 6Megumi stares.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis flips them onto a plate, and sets out the syrup and butter.
<Kit> 6Megumi peers at them, a bit unnerved, but adds butter and sets out to conquer breakfast.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis watches Megumi eat herself
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Is it good?
<Kit> 6Megumi smiles and nods quickly, continuing to gobble up self-pancakes.
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis eats half a Megumi. The lower half.
<Kit> 6Megumi finishes and claps her hands and nods, giving thanks. 1"I should be going soon..."
<DeathStar> 6* Erevis nods once. "Good luck."
<Kit> 6Megumi arises and circles the table to kiss Erevis again, then grabs her satchel and the lunch and ventures off.
<DeathStar> 6 *Erevis moves to the front door to watch Megumi go.
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 10:06:25 2008
Session Start: Tue Apr 01 23:43:35 2008
Session Ident: #Erevis
* Logging #Erevis to 'logs\EsperNet\#Erevis.20080401.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.8.7
<DeathStar> Location: Darien's Mansion
<DeathStar> 6* The mansion standeth before Chad
* SPoC is now known as Chad`Winters
<Chad`Winters> Glad to see he still hasn't shown any modesty. 6He moves to the door and hits the doorbell
<DeathStar> 6* The door opens and Zephyr stands there in a bikini - the same she wore on her mission.
* Chad`Winters blinks, an odd look on his face. He leans back, eyeing the mansion address again. He then looks down at Zephyr.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya peers over Chad's shoulder
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Hi guys!
<Chad`Winters> Ariel and Darien don't know how to do laundry?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> I was just showing off the clothes Darien's money went to buying.
<Chad`Winters> Oh, well if it's his money. What did you buy us? 6He looks at her curiously
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Oh. 6* She hands Aya a plushie.
<DeathStar> 6* From where, who knows.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya peers at the plushie
* Chad`Winters leans forward slightly, looking behind her. 1"And what did ya get me?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Nothing.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien walks up behind Zephyr, peering over her at Chad.
<DeathStar> <Darien> You came to see me. How sweet.
<Chad`Winters> Of course. 6He just smiles at Darien.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods. "Lets hang out then." 6* He steps around Chad, putting an arm around him, and leading him toward the back yard.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya watches
* Jennifer` is now known as Seraphna
* Chad`Winters lip twitches slightly as he's lead by Darien.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien walks along. "So. Buddy. What did you want to see me about?"
* Chad`Winters pulls himself away from Darien, swiping his shirt and adjusting it. 1"I'm having problems finding work and what modifications I've designed, aren't selling.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Sounds like flipping burgers is in your future.
<Chad`Winters> Har har. 6He eyes his nails. 1"You don't find it odd at all?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Well, war's going on, riots are occurring, recession. Etc.
<Chad`Winters> War's always good for business though.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Hm. I guess not for tactical suits.
Session Close: Wed Apr 02 00:00:00 2008
Session Start: Wed Apr 02 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #Erevis
<Chad`Winters> It's not just the tact suit. Its other things. I tried getting a job as a program designer. Nothing.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Hm. I guess I could get you a job somewhere.
<Chad`Winters> Well I can only be thifty so much longer. Plus it'd be best to get out of Kat's apartment.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Why?
<Chad`Winters> It's weird. To me atleast.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I see. Zephyr mentioned running into Katrina. Apparantly she's a rogue pirate or something.
* Chad`Winters raise san eyebrow then lowers it. 1"I see. Following in her brother's foot steps I suppose."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ah, the McCormicks.
<Kit> 6Another ring for the door is made.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr opens the door again
<Kit> 6Megumi stares, jerking back slightly.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr leans forward. "Hi."
<Chad`Winters> I'm not surprised she moved away I guess. It was to be expected that one of us would've left.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya peers around Zephyr
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh?
<Kit> 6Megumi leans backwards, gulping. She also observes the bikini. 1"I-Is Mama Knight home?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> She's somewhere.
<Kit> 6Megumi puffs her cheeks slightly and grips the strap to her backpack, apparently stopping by after something at school. 1"...I s-see. I can come another time, then."
<Chad`Winters> I did shoot her in the leg to stop her from getting her wish.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Yes. That could ruin a roommateship
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You can hang out if you want. 6* She grabs Megumi and drags her in
<Kit> <Megumi> I wouldn't want to intruuwahh!
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr shuts the door, dragging Megumi to the couch, where photos are laid out. It seems Zephyr did her camera taken again when the team was un aware
<DeathStar> 6* Aya waves at Megumi. "Hi."
<Chad`Winters> Yeah. 6He raises his eyebrows briefly. 1"And sadly they don't have a card for these types of situations
<Kit> 6Megumi blinks a few times and peers at them, tilting her head curiously. She looks to Aya and smiles, giving a small wave.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Design one. "I'm sorry for shooting you and taking away your chance to get your one wish."
<Chad`Winters> Think it would sell big?
<DeathStar> 6* It seems she took photos of people dressed up in their wetware. Like Ariel
<DeathStar> <Darien> Tremendously.
<Chad`Winters> I'll have to get on that market before someone else corners it and turns a huge profit.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien stops outside a pool area.
<Kit> <Megumi> Ah!
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> 'Ah'?
* Chad`Winters stops himself, eyeing the pool
<Kit> 6Megumi clasps her hands together. 1"This is like..."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr eyes Megumi
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes Chad, then the pool
<Kit> 6Megumi giggles a bit. 1"Only three occasions I have been to the water with Mama Knight..."
<Chad`Winters> So what type of job are you talking about?
<Kit> NRP: Two! Gah
<DeathStar> <Darien> I don't know yet
<DeathStar> 6* Darien thinks
<DeathStar> <Darien> Perhaps a secretary job for me
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr leans forward. "We could all run out to the pool right now."
<Kit> <Megumi> Hm..? Yes, I suppose we could, but... I didn't bring my swimsuit." 6She fumbles with her uniform skirt.
<Chad`Winters> Would I get a organized desk?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr shrugs. "Wear a big shirt."
<DeathStar> <Darien> I liked crooked, unorganized desks for my secretaries.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya stares wide eyed.
<Chad`Winters> You would.
<Kit> <Megumi> I do not have a big shirt.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> I do. I'm like bigger than you
<Kit> 6Megumi studies Aya, wondering what that expression means.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr grins, ficking Megumi's nose.
<Kit> 6Megumi's attention shifts back to Zephyr, recoiling a bit. 1"E-eh!"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr grins.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien peers in the back door. "I think Zephyr is torturing Megumi.'
<DeathStar> 6* Aya laughs a bit
<Chad`Winters> She enjoys it.
<Kit> <Megumi> You're bigger than me, but that doesn't make them that much longer..." 6She pouts.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> *grins* So? Wear your underwear.
<Kit> 6Megumi winces. 1"Um..."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Yeah?
<DeathStar> 6* Aya watches the two
<DeathStar> 6* Darien shakes his head, scratching his chin
<Chad`Winters> It's fun to pick on the naive.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ariel says you're her bad infuence.
<DeathStar> *influence
<Chad`Winters> I prefer to think I taught her how to express herself.
<Kit> <Megumi> Well, that's... I...
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Yeaaaaah?
<Kit> 6Megumi shifts and rubs her forehead.
<Kit> <Megumi> I don't think that's wise.
<Chad`Winters> Plus, she turned out pretty good I'd say.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Uh huh
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes Chad, then looks in at her. "Nice bikini."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Why?
<Chad`Winters> You think?
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think it cost 70 credits. So yeah, I think
<Kit> <Megumi> Because I...
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Go on and say it.
<Kit> 6Megumi peers guiltily at Aya.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya blinks
<Chad`Winters> I feel for you. Well atleast I feel for your wallet.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien balances on the diving board. "So, you really came to see Zephyr, didn't you?
* Chad`Winters moves over to the diving board. 1"What gave that away?"
<Kit> <Megumi> ...My 'underwear' is special. Hrmph.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya pauses. "Huh? How?"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr blinks once, then twice. She tilts her head forward to peer down
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, I don't know, - the fact you NEVER visit me.
<Chad`Winters> Ok you got me. I'm here for Ariel. Zephy's just me excuse.
<Kit> 6Megumi jerks back and holds her skirt down. 1"Eh!"
<DeathStar> 6* Aya frowns. "Why can't I know?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, Ariel? Top floor.
<Kit> <Megumi> I never said you couldn't, but...
<DeathStar> <Aya> But?
<Chad`Winters> It has been awhile since I've had a girl turn me down.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You're wearing 'special' underwear with a school skirt?
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, well, I'm sure we can have that happen on a regular basis if you just asked
* Kit leaps over the couch, holding her skirt down and whirls, eyeing Zephyr.
<Kit> NRP: Ragh. Meg.
* Chad`Winters smirks. 1"So how are things going on around here since her return?"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr leaps over to tackle Megumi to the floor to find out
<DeathStar> <Darien> It's like having a 15 year old.
<Kit> 6Megumi quickly dodges to the right with a twirl, then dashes around the couch and eyes her again
<Chad`Winters> Wait until she decides to start replacing your creamer with laxatives.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Ungh.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr forms her guns, firing stun blasts at Megumi
<DeathStar> 6* Aya's eyes widen and she moves behind a chair
* Chad`Winters smiles his Cran smile.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien shakes his head
<Kit> 6Megumi cries slightly, holding her hands over her head and doing deft manuevers and her best at wild movement to dodge them
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr goes for a tackle shot
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pauses, hearing shots
* Chad`Winters raises an eyebrow, his eye's narrowing seconds after. He slides his hand behind his back and pulls out his own gun and moves to look inside.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien looks inside as well at the Zephyr/Megumi battle
* Chad`Winters breathes a sigh of relief and reholsters his gun. 1"Looks to me she's rearranging your living room.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien groans
* Kit leaps over tables and under chairs and over the couch, wailing. She turns and waves her hand trying to toss Zephyr away.
* Kit is now known as Megumi
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr fires shots at three possible dodge points, and then dive tackles
* Megumi throws out her hands to ward the shots to make a diving point, but is tackled in the process.
<DeathStar> 6* A stun shot flies out and nails Chad. Darien peers down, clucks his tongue, and smiles.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr yanks up the skirt. "I win."
* Megumi shrieks and balls her fists, beating on Zephyr's shoulder. Megumi's just wearing one of the lingerie sets, so filligree black panties.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ow ow ow ow! 6* Zephyr lets go, laughing
<DeathStar> 6* Aya peeks over
* Megumi sits up, frowning at Zephyr with teary eyes. 1"Meanie."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr frowns, then looks guilty. "Sorry...I didn't mean to upset you."
* Megumi leaps forward at Zephyr, reaching to disrobe her.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> huh? 6* She shifts her back as she's leapt on, then narrows her eyes as Megumi tries to remove the bikini. "HEY! I didn't take anything off of you!"
* Megumi puffs her cheeks. 1"It's all that's on you and you don't wear skirts!"
<DeathStar> 6* Aya stares wide eyed
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr freaks, shoving at Megumi. "Don't make me get mean!"
<Megumi> Mrrr... I can't let you get away with everything!
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr loses her top. She grabs Megumi's skirt and yanks it down. "Let me get away with everything!?"
* Megumi gulps and and holds it at her knees with one hand, flailing at Zephyr with the other.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr swats back with her hand
<Megumi> Nyuu!" 6Swat, swish.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr sighs and goes for her top
* Megumi eeks and grabs her wrist with both hands.
<DeathStar> <Aya> You two are silly.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr stares, then shakes her hand
* Megumi peers toward Aya, blinking.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr stares as well
* Megumi gazes toward Zephyr... and hands her her bottom
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr takes it back, stepping away guilty.
<DeathStar> <Aya> I must be the only adult here.
<Megumi> <Megumi> ...I'm sorry.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Me too.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr puts on her bikini again
<Megumi> <Megumi> Um... I-I'll swim in my underwear if you like.
<Megumi> ...You've already seen it anyway.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> It's okay. You don't have to
<DeathStar> 6* Aya shakes her head at the two
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr adjusts her boobs.
<Megumi> 6Megumi begins stripping in the center of the room.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya gapes.
<Megumi> 6Megumi removes the uniform after unbuttoning it and stands there in black lace lingerie, sitting to remove the stockings and garters.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Well. I'll get you both shirts. 6* She moves off. Aya stutters. "B-Both?"
<Megumi> Wearing a shirt to swim is good for covering but bad in the long run. It chaffs the skin.
<DeathStar> <Aya> T-Then you won't wear one?
* Megumi tilts hear head slightly. 1"What's the point among you two?"
<DeathStar> <Aya> I-I guess not. 6* She seems red. Zephyr returns with the shirts, handing one to Aya, who slinks away to change, clearly jittery.
* Megumi bows her head to Zephyr, but sets the shirt aside, stretching her arms.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Oh? Oh. 6* She nods. flicking Megumi's nose. "Showing off."
* Megumi recoils, then frowns. 1"It rubs the skin and makes it raw and sore..."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Lingere? For me? You shouldn't have. 6*He says from behind Megumi, steathy like a ninja
* Megumi jumps almost three feet in the air, wheeling and hiding behind Zephyr. 1"NRA!?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien smiles.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr blinks, peering behind her at Megumi, then at the stealthy Darien
* Megumi shivers behind her twenty-four year old in a bikini shield. 1"I... I d-didn't hear him at all.."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You never hear the perverts.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien smiles wider and moves for the stairs. "Have fun, kids."
<DeathStar> 6* Aya returns with her large shirt on, which she is pulling down on the edges to cover even more of herself, looking nervous
* Megumi steps out from Zephyr a bit, peering after Darien, then gazing at Aya. 1"Well, sh-shall we, then?"
<DeathStar> <Aya> Al-alright
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr puts a hand on either girl, moving for the pool.
<Megumi> 6Megumi studies the water, sitting at the edge. She reaches out and twirls a finger in it, checking the temperature.
<DeathStar> 6* The perfect tempature of warmth
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr dives in to cause maximum splashage of Megumi
* Megumi shrieks and flails, falling on her bum. 1"...Z-Zephyr.." 1She sighs.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr surfaces, smiling. "Yes?" 6* Water drips all over her face
<DeathStar> 6* Aya stays far back, still pulling down on the shirt
<Megumi> 6Megumi puffs her cheeks, then slips in without but a few ripples, moving swiftly through the water toward Zephyr, her second style-- moving like a goddamn bottlenose.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr pauses, then begins to backpeddle away.
* Megumi curves around to make an arc at Zephyr, not about to miss going straight and hitting the side.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr shifts in the water, trying to follow her catfish nemesis
* Megumi comes to a wall, drops, spins and kicks off the wall to torpedo toward Zephyr chasing her.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr attempts to go flat on the bottom of the pool
* Megumi sails by, eyeing her as she passes.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr reaches up to try to grab her leg.
* Megumi jerks her hand of course, but pauses abrubtly, wriggling.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr begins to surfaces with her prize
* Megumi clamours about in the water as Zephyr rises, but strength is made sluggish in water and she lacks it to begin with.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr beams, but she's splashed by Aya. Zephyr lets Megumi go, blinking in confusion
* Megumi surfaces, gasping for breath and thrashing. 1WaaaAAAahhh!"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr turns to look at Megumi
<DeathStar> 6* Aya shyly backs away.
* Megumi recovers and puffs her cheeks at Zephyr.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr splashes Megumi in the face. IN THE FACE.
* Megumi staggers back, crying loudly, then seeths and thrusts her hands forward, accompanying them with a wall of water ushered by her beckoning.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr blinks in surprise. Hell.
* Megumi climbs out in the meantime and sits on the edge, kicking her feet childishly, giggling.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya flails about
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr goes under water. It's safer.
* Megumi stares at Aya freaking out and peers at the water.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya stops flailing and looks at Megumi
* Megumi just sits there, kicking her feet, smiling.
<DeathStar> 6* Aya eyes the calm water.
* Megumi lies back with her hands behind her head, relaxing.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr surfaces wat Megumi's feet
* Megumi remains oblivious since she's laying back.
* Seraphna is now known as Sera|SleepingCabbit
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr splashes water up onto Megumi
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<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Wed Apr 02 02:25:37 2008