[Paladin] Maybe it's the sub?
[DeathStar] Sera couldn't pull us up...maybe some rock fell on us
* Seraphna looks at DS
[DeathStar] That could explain the floor suddenly snapping right now *points*
[Seraphna] Oh yee of little faith in Psionics
* Blackjack 's rifle sputters and dies
[Ariel] Sera, can you scan outside and tell what it is?
[Blackjack] Well, that's it... I'm out of Cryo Blast...
* DeathStar pressure is at the point of dealing damage
* Seraphna scans
* DeathStar the scan is blocked by some mysterous field
[Arono] ow....*holds gut
[DeathStar] GAH!
[DeathStar] I'm...being...crushed....alive....
[Ariel] This... hurts...
* DarkPhoenix begins blasting water with his hyper attacks and hyperjumping water outside the ship
[Ariel] [Strife] You're telling me?!
[Paladin] My armor's acting like an aluminum can . . .
* Blackjack begins feeling the pressure, and when he tries to shapeshift into a deep sea animal, he finds that he can't
[DeathStar] Alright...ideas?
* Seraphna holds her own barrier around herself and Ariel
* DarkPhoenix tries to lower the density of the ship by teleporting water out
[Blackjack] Yep. Submit, and die.
[Seraphna] BJ!
* DeathStar the pressure begins to go down, slightly
[Paladin] Blast the ceiling and hope for the best?
[Arono] ?
[Seraphna] The pressure...
[Blackjack] Me and whoever else in here is human aren't going to live much longer... *doubles over*
[Ariel] No... bad idea right now...
[Arono] were gonna die anyway,lets just try to swim for it
[Seraphna] NO!
[DeathStar] We'll be crushed instently then Arono!
[Blackjack] Now that's a... great idea, Arono... now SHUT UP!
* DeathStar glances out the window and curses
[Arono] oh darn..
[DeathStar] THE WINDOW IS CRACKING!!!!!
[Paladin] I was kidding Arono . .. 
* DarkPhoenix keeps teleporting water beneath the ship so it'll float up
* DeathStar dives into the water
[Paladin] Freeze the thing
[Blackjack] Dammit, Dominator, where are you when we need you...
* Seraphna mumbles something about primitive
* DeathStar the thing keeps hitting against something
* Blackjack , fortunately, is in a half-fish form and can breathe, anyway
[Ariel] Ideas anyone?!
* Seraphna tries to help with the teleportation
[DeathStar] WHY NOT JUST TURN THIS TUBE INTO AN ICE CUBE?!
[Arono] ......um..
[Seraphna] WHY NOT!
[Paladin] Which is what I said 30 minutes ago . . .
[Blackjack] I CAN'T! It ran out of energy a while back!!
[Ariel] I thought since we're stuck...
[Blackjack] NRP: It being Cryo Blast
[DeathStar] I WOULD DIE!
* DeathStar shakes head
* Seraphna starts to freeze the ship
[DeathStar] Okay, how do we remove the----GACK!
[Blackjack] Somebody ELSE do it!
[Ariel] Everyone to one end of the sub, sera and I will freeze the other
[Paladin] Somebody blasts you with fire while we do it?
* Blackjack dives under to take a breath
* DeathStar the ship begins a fridge and DS begins to spark and take damage
* Blackjack cocks his rifle and aims at DS
[Arono] DS!
[Paladin] heheh
* Blackjack fires Fire Laser at DS, powered down slightly, while Sera freezes
* Paladin bursts out laughing
* DeathStar takes damage from the fire, doubling it
* Cheryl uses her fire ability to keep the other end warm
* Blackjack stops
[DeathStar] GAH!
* DeathStar the shuttle shakes, expanding
* Seraphna continues
[Blackjack] Dammit...
* Blackjack begins to shiver
[DeathStar] Wait...is freez-ing this thing making it expand?
[Seraphna] WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
* Ariel helps Sera freeze the other end
* Arono back floats waiting to die
* DeathStar has lost 4000 HP but says nothing
[Paladin] Cold air should condense . . .
[Paladin] I thought
[Blackjack] I think so, oh fearless, and painful, leader.
[Seraphna] It expands
[DeathStar] That's water that expands...Right?
[DeathStar] OTHER things condense
[Blackjack] Anything expands when it freezes... including people... *shivers wildly*
[Blackjack] NRP: OK, so I didn't listen in science.
* Seraphna floats DS above the ice and starts to freeze more of the ship
* Cheryl nods
[DeathStar] OH, hell  *is zapped again* Who cares?
[Paladin] I just thought of something.  If the initial hole was on the bottom, the air pressure should've kept the water out.  I guess it was the grav generator that's done us in.  At least we got it first
* Arono floats bye ds whistling
[DeathStar] Physonics...move whatever is blocking the ship~!
* DarkPhoenix moves over to DS
* DeathStar sparks again
[DeathStar] GAH!
* Cheryl keeps that one small area of the shuttle 'warm'
* Blackjack ducks under, swallows some water, cold as it is, and comes up
* Blackjack spits the water at Arono
[DarkPhoenix] DS, can't you use your magnetic stuff to lift the ship?
[Arono] hay!
* Seraphna casts LUNAR HEALING ON DS (+400LP)
* Blackjack laughs
* Arono looks at BJ
[DeathStar] Not unless you move whatever...*cough* is blocking us
[Arono] thats cold,what was that for?
[Paladin] So use that magnetic whatever on the blocker . . .
* Blackjack keeps his Cure Laser trained on DS, firing a steady stream
[DeathStar] If it's ROCK, I can't
[Paladin] Rocks have some metalic minerals, usually . . .
[Blackjack] Just trying a little coming relief... X1 isn't around, so I'll take matters into my own hands.
[Paladin] You could at least try
* Seraphna scans for whatever it is
* DarkPhoenix thinks for a moment and concentrates
* DeathStar begins to pass out slowly, even with the LPs
* Blackjack ducks, while keeping the beam trained on DS, comes up, and spits the water at Arono again
[DarkPhoenix] Deep water Reploid!  Of course
[DeathStar] Okay, I'll try to move it
* DeathStar 1"POLARIS STAR ENHANCEMENT!!!!!!"6 *flies into the air and huge magnetic field surronds him, sparking madly as his armor changes to a bright red and white. Lands on the ground a few seconds later, the field vanishing.*
* Arono stops doing back float and splashes water on bj
* DeathStar closes eyes and concentrates on what's above them
* DeathStar sparks
* Blackjack replaces his rifle, angry, and splashes water at Arono, taking care to miss DS by a mile
* Arono looks at ds
* DeathStar a large groan is heard and suddenly the shuttle begins to rise
[Blackjack] WHOO!
[Blackjack] Keep it going!
* Seraphna looks concerned at DS
[DeathStar] ...C-Can't..
* DeathStar sparks again
[Arono] cool!
* DarkPhoenix tries using his Nanos to keep DS alive
[DeathStar] Don't say "cool"
[Blackjack] Other psychics! Do your job!
[DeathStar] Yeah, h-help...
* Cheryl uses her Medical skills to help DS
* Blackjack trains his healing beam on DS again
* Seraphna does her job!
[Arono] does a magic gem count as Psionics?
* DeathStar the shuttle really begins to fly up now
* DeathStar it explodes out of the water and into the air
[Seraphna] If it can lift!
* Blackjack reverts to human form
[Seraphna] YES!!!
[Arono] alright DS!
* DeathStar collapses, turning back to normal, all the weight falling on Sera
[Blackjack] Yeah! We did it! Even though I didn't do much... Oh well.
* Ariel doesn't notice the change in pressure thanks to Strife
* DarkPhoenix watches the water flow out
* DeathStar the water flows out slowly and soon things are back to normal
[Paladin] Well, since none of us are dying, I'll assume no nitrogen bubble have formed in anybody's blood stream . . .
* Blackjack snickers and lets a stream of water fly at Arono
* Arono looks at his rusty armor
* Seraphna checks on Ariel
[Arono] hay!
* DeathStar below the sub rises to the surface
* Blackjack smirks, which quickly changes to a look or surprise. 1"We're not done yet..."
[DarkPhoenix] Hey Arono! Next time use stainless titanium!
* DeathStar the shuttle crashes back onto the water surface, floating barely
[Arono] um..
[Arono] can i have new armor maid outa that?
* Seraphna draws her blaster
[Arono] made
* DeathStar the sub fires on them
* DeathStar leans against a chair, totally KOed
[Arono] oh crap..
* Paladin falls on his ass
[Blackjack] Oh, great. We get out of that mess to die in a battle we can't win...
* DarkPhoenix moves to the engine room and begins trying to make a commm unit out of what's left of the engine
[Seraphna] This better work!... Friend
* DarkPhoenix morphs back to human
*** DarkPhoenix is now known as Darien
* DeathStar it slams into the side of the shuttle, causing a hole
[Ariel] !
*** DeathStar is now known as GM
* Seraphna yells "GUN! Lock and LOAD!"
[Blackjack] NRP: Which side of the shuttle is the door at right now?
[Arono] aw man!
[Ariel] Time for a swim!
[GM] NRP: That was the door...
* GM the shuttle begins to go down
[Blackjack] NRP: Ok...
[Blackjack] Everybody out!
[Paladin] NRP: *hums the theme from Titanic*
* Arono jumps outa the shutle before he goes down again
* Blackjack takes the initiative and dives out
* Paladin opens a hatch and gets out of there
[Seraphna] How about onto the sub!
* Blackjack doubles back and grabs DS
* Darien swims out of the shuttle, using his Psi enhance strength to carry DS out too
* Ariel leaps out and onto the sub
[Darien] I got him
[Blackjack] Ok, you take care of him
*** GM is now known as CaptainAhab
* CaptainAhab a Maverick pops out of the sub and laughs
* Seraphna leaps onto the sub
* Blackjack dives out into the water.
* Cheryl swims out
[Blackjack] NRP: *whacks DS quite hard*
[Seraphna] ?
[CaptainAhab] Ah, my Moby Dicks!  Time to die
* Arono swimsaround looking at the ship
* Seraphna points her gun at him
[Blackjack] Quite the contrary, Maverick bastard...
* Darien surfaces with DS
[Seraphna] Wrong!
[Seraphna] Your turn!
[Ariel] Time to go down with your ship Ahad!
* CaptainAhab fires at Sera, turning her into a fish
* Darien wrinkles his nose and sneases
[Blackjack] Ack!
* Arono makes a fire rain on the ship(270 ..)
* Paladin fires a force wave at Ahab's head
[Blackjack] SERA!
[CaptainAhab] GAH1
* CaptainAhab falls back
[Blackjack] NRP: You sure this isn't "No Laughign Matter?"
[Seraphna] Oh great!
* CaptainAhab rolls along thesub
* Cheryl swims underneath and tires to put holes in the hull
[CaptainAhab] NRP: Who ME]
* CaptainAhab the sub begins to sink
[CaptainAhab] WHAT!?
* Seraphna attempts to turn back
* Paladin dives beneath the sub and ignites his energy blades
* CaptainAhab fires at Cheryl and makes her a jelly fish
* Blackjack shapeshifts into a half shark
* Paladin assists Cheryl
* Darien reaches down, and yanks the paint bucket off his feet
* Blackjack dives underwater
* Arono aperes in the sub in the ingine room terin up stuff
* CaptainAhab the sub explodes with Arono in it
* Ariel charges at Ahab when he's distracted and clubs him over the back of the head
* CaptainAhab is thrown from it
* Darien tosses the bucket at Ahab's head
[Arono] oh god!
[Seraphna] NRP: May I turn back sushi-master?
[CaptainAhab] GAH!
* Arono bales out
* CaptainAhab is hit in the head
* Paladin surfaces
* CaptainAhab sinks below the water
* Paladin swins back and grabs Ahab
* Blackjack surfaces with Ahab in two and the weapon in his other hand
* Seraphna changes into human... now whereing a uniform similar to that of a jedi... only black like a sith's with a white belt, a blaster is at her side, and her staff is strapped against her back
* Arono swims to the top hurt by the explosion
[Blackjack] NRP: two = tow
[CaptainAhab] I'll...be...*sputters water* back....
* Darien is still trying to keep DS above the water
[Seraphna] Gun! Return!
[CaptainAhab] LEMME GOO!
* CaptainAhab struggles
* Seraphna 's gun leaps to her hand from under the water
[Blackjack] Gotta get away from me first...
* Ariel is flying above the water
* Cheryl stings Ahab
[CaptainAhab] ACK!
* Blackjack points Ahab's weapon at him
* Cheryl stings Ahab repeatedly
[CaptainAhab] NO!! DON'T!!!!
[CaptainAhab] OW OW OW OW OW OW!
[CaptainAhab] DAMMIT!!!
* Seraphna blasts Ahab
* Blackjack fires, turning Ahab into a sea bass
[CaptainAhab] OUF!
* CaptainAhab swims off
* Arono slams his sabre into ahbs back
*** CaptainAhab is now known as DeathStar
[Blackjack] Am I good or am I good?
* Blackjack reverts to human form
* Arono swimsup to the serfice
[Paladin] You let the villian get away . . .
* DeathStar has lost over 6000 HP
[Paladin] you can't be that good
[Seraphna] NRP: Ah! Mutant Sea Bass!
[Blackjack] I don't think we have to worry about him....
[Seraphna] Um... Help DS!
[Blackjack] I can't... out of Cure Laser...
[Paladin] I gots no med skills
* Darien is still trying to keep DS above water
[Blackjack] NRP: I can't help but feel deja vu... that's right! Bimbo turned DS and Fox into clowns!
* Seraphna casts Lunar Heal 4 times (1600LP)
* DeathStar coughs
* Blackjack taps his personal communicator
* Seraphna does it again (1600LP)
* DeathStar comm sputters with water
[Blackjack] This thing doesn't have too much power... maybe I can contact HQ anyway... dammit.
[Blackjack] Waterlogged.
[Seraphna] That's it, I'm drained... for about five minutes
[Darien] How far can it reach?
* DeathStar opens eyes, sleepily
[Paladin] Somebody wanna fly to shore?
[DeathStar] Am I dead yet?
[Blackjack] It's shorted out.
* Seraphna numbs his pain
[Paladin] Yes, and you're in hell.
*** Retrieving #taw info...
*** DeathStar sets mode: -i
[Seraphna] (+400LP)
[Darien] Not carrying DS
*** Ariel has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[Blackjack] Exactly what I was thinking, Pal.
*** Garland (Lobo@ip3.greenville3.sc.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #taw
* Arono tosses his chest plate into the ocean and watches the rusted peice of medel sink
*** Cheryl has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[DeathStar] ...Hell...*Groans*
* Garland drives the avenger out from the clouds
[DeathStar] Oh, look..it's God...
[Garland] COMM: Did I miss much?
[Arono] NRP:lol
[Seraphna] NRP: Hey look! Garly found himself in the middle of the pacific somehow!
[Blackjack] Nah, only that fact that we almost died.
[Paladin] NRP: Weren't we in the Avenger?
[Blackjack] NRP: No.
[Seraphna] Not anymore
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[DeathStar] NRP: No
[Seraphna] WE ARE LIVIN!
* DeathStar groans in pain
[Blackjack] How about picking us up!?
[DeathStar] I got a major hangover...
* Darien swims over to his pain bucket and grabs it
[Ariel] NRP: What'd I miss?
* Garland heads twards DS
* Seraphna rushes over to DS
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[Garland] COMM: What the hell happened to you guys?
[DeathStar] Comm: Darien sank us?
[Seraphna] you okay chief?
[Blackjack] You DON'T want to know...
[Garland] NRP: Really I mean, I have no idea what happened.
[Ariel] NRP: Is cheryl still a fish?
* Garland hovers off 2 feet from the water
[Seraphna] Um... we saw fishies
[DeathStar] DARIEN!! FORGET THAT BU----*sighs in pain*
* Garland opens the rap
* Darien checks the bucket and sees theres some heavily watered down orange paint still in it
[Seraphna] General?
[Blackjack] Well, Darien sank us by painting the buttons, we nearly died by pressure, then we found some weird guy named Ahab who turned some of us into fish. He's a sea bass somewhere right now.
[Darien] MUTANT SEA BASS!
[Seraphna] I'm uman again!
* Paladin flies into the ship
[Blackjack] AAAH! I'm half dolphin! Wait, I did that... heh.
[Seraphna] Hey Darien! That's my line!
* DeathStar glances at Seraphna
[Ariel] NRP: Well?  Is cheryl still a fish?
[DeathStar] What's a uman
[DeathStar] NRP: No
* Darien tosses the bucket on a nearby sea bass
[Blackjack] NRP: I'm assuming not.
[Seraphna] oopsie... Human sir...
[Darien] ORANGE MUTANT SEA BASS!
* DeathStar the sea bass is trapped in the bucket
[Ariel] NRP: I pinged out remember =P
* Seraphna numbs DS's pain
* Blackjack smirks lightly
[Blackjack] Hey Garland, how about getting us outta here?
* Paladin lies down and goes to sleep
[Seraphna] Very original Darien
[Garland] Oh uh... sure
[DeathStar] I think he...killed...a fish...
* Garland closes the ramp
* Darien grabs the bucket, with the fish still inside
* Arono back floats again
[Blackjack] HEY! OPEN the ramp!
[Garland] DeathStar you wanna drive?
[Paladin] NRP: Uh, did we accomplish the mission objective?
[DeathStar] LET ME IN!
* DeathStar is in a bubble floating
* Blackjack waves from the water
[DeathStar] NRP: Yeah
* Ariel flies in and drops a fish on Sera
[Seraphna] DS... You need a little rest..
[Blackjack] GARLAND! LET US IN, DAMMIT!
[Arono] NRP:lag!
[Seraphna] .Hey!
* Darien floats up to Avenger
[Paladin] NRP: He let down the ramp . . .
[Blackjack] He also closed it...
[Blackjack] NRP: Er, that was NRP
[Darien] MY PET ORANGE MUTANT SEA BASS
* Seraphna tries to carry DS up the ramp!
[Paladin] Wht Blackjack?
* DeathStar groans, holding his head
[Seraphna] How much do you wiegh!
* Blackjack gets fed up, shapeshifts into a hawk, and darts onboard
[DeathStar] Garland's going to get it...Hey, it's Slash's cookies!
* Cheryl climbs in
* Darien shows the fish to Garland
* Paladin is in the Avenger now.
* Blackjack land on the control panel and screeches angrily at Garland
* DeathStar is where ever
* Arono apperes in the ship garlands in setting back in his chair
-] [Garland] PING
[Seraphna] DS? You're half-dead.. now rest or I'll tell X1
* Darien finds a laser and attaches it to his pet orange mutant sea bass's head
[DeathStar] .......I...*goes to sleep*
[Arono] :P
* Blackjack snickers and flies to a seat, reverting to human
* Ariel swoops in and drops a fish in Sera's lap
[DeathStar] NRP: And one wonders how to end this
[Blackjack] NRP: Let's not get into how a bird snickers.
* Darien sneazes and rubbs his nose
[Paladin] NRP: Like this: Session Ends
* Seraphna puts him in the med-bay and starts to inspect DS's wounds
[Blackjack] NRP: With the bass firing at you?
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[DeathStar] NRP: Let me try, Session Ends!
[Ariel] 12* The fish turns into puddle-strife and 'runs' off
[DeathStar] SESSION ENDS!
Session Close: Fri Jul 23 22:42:55 1999