Mission 90: Knighthood


Session Start: Fri Jul 23 23:03:13 1999
[DeathStar] Time Chart: 1 week later
[DeathStar] Location: The Bar
* DeathStar drinks, getting drunk to ignore some phantom pains
* Arono sets there telling the same old knight storys over and over...
* Seraphna is perched on Garland's shoulder
[Ariel] Shut UP Arono
* Blackjack is engaged in a game of poker with some of the other human Hunters, Mirri included
[Paladin] NRP: *Beats arono to death w/ a crow bar*
[Arono] NRP:ow
* Garland is sitting at a table reading a novel
* Paladin just drinks
* Mirri fans her hand triumphantly
* Ariel is trying to have a quiet drink
* Blackjack snickers and fans his. Mirri throws down her cards as Blackjack takes the pot.
[Cheryl] Not again!
* Wiendigo finishes his drink and tosses th glass over his shoulder, not caring where it lands
* DeathStar drinks some more, letting it run down his throat
*** Shade (janus_stri@AS52-19-178.cas-kit.golden.net) has joined #TAW
* Blackjack stands, leaving the game. Mirri stays behind, determined to win.
*** Shade was kicked by DeathStar (Knock that OFF)
*** Blackjack sets mode: +i
* Cheryl takes the cards and deals
* Garland finishes his book and glass of vodka.
* Blackjack steps up to the bar and calls for a vodka
[Blackjack] So, what's up, DS?
[DeathStar] Not my health...
[Garland] What I wouldn't give for a nice peaceful day in a feild...
* Wiendigo grumbles about the bar being full
[Seraphna] It's a good book...
* Seraphna is reading from his shoulder
[Blackjack] That's obvious, after that last "mission."
[DeathStar] You guys tried to kill me, what can I say...
* Blackjack drinks a bit of his vodka
[Garland] NRP: Umm.. Sera can't read it. It's in Cheire.
* DeathStar alarms go off
* Arono wounders when he can get a new chest plate
[DeathStar] Computer: Get off your asses you bums!
[Blackjack] Hey, I was trying to SAVE you. I couldn't help it if some of our plans backfired.
[Blackjack] What!? X1's computer strikes again...
[Wiendigo] Too bad they didn't succeed.
[Seraphna] NRP: YOU HAVEN't READ MY LITTLE STORY YET?
[DeathStar] Computer: Bw'gwack!
[Garland] NRP: huh?
* Blackjack mutters something to Wien
[Paladin] NRP: STOP WITH THE CAPS!  I CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRA ELECTRICITY!
[Seraphna] NRP:I'll send it to you tomorrow... with the final chapter
[Wiendigo] You little pissers could hit a toleit three paces to the moon
[Garland] NRP: well either way, you have to ask me if you can suddenly know my language.
* DeathStar heads to the Control Room
[Paladin] What the hell does that mean?
* Mirri stands, taking the pot, and walks over to Blackjack. The two proceed to the control room.
[Garland] NRP: or I'll get ya fer copyright infringment.
* Wiendigo slides off his stool and drags himself to the control room
[DeathStar] Computer: Man, my grandmother can move faster than you, and I don't even have one
[Blackjack] BEAT THE DAMN THING
* Arono walks to the controle room
[Blackjack] NRP: Reference to early session, not sure if anybody caught it...
* DeathStar arrvies
* Paladin heads to the control room
* Blackjack and Mirri arrive in the control room
* Garland walks into the Control Room
* Cheryl checks everyone else cards before she leaves and sighs
* Wiendigo lays across the table on his back
[DeathStar] Computer: BTW, Wien, I found your playboy magazines you wanted found
[Mirri] So what is it this time?
[Cheryl] I would have won for once...
[Wiendigo] 'Bout frickin' TIME!
[DeathStar] Computer: Hey, sheesh, I'm not PERFECT.
* Blackjack sighs
[Seraphna] Um... Garland?
* Ariel deathstar Let Dak in
[Blackjack] Idiot computer system... can't even pour coffee without getting a warning... I swear, we need a new one.
*** Retrieving #taw info...
*** DeathStar sets mode: -i
[Seraphna] I didn't understand all of the book...
*** Dakota (Jaxer@gc-digital63.pathway.net) has joined #taw
[Ariel] NRP: Not what I ment, but it worked
[Garland] NRP: you didn't understand ANY of it.
[DeathStar] Computer: Coffee?  OMIGOD!!!!!
* DeathStar sits at the master computer and brings up orders
[Garland] Uh... *raises brow to Sera*
[Blackjack] You got a problem with coffee? *half-drunk*
[Seraphna] Could you help me sometime?
[Garland] Maybe...
[DeathStar] ....Hmmm..unusal distrubances....things appearing and disappearing...
* Arono stands in the door way as dak walks in the controle room,barly makin room for him to pass
[Wiendigo] Like my PLAYBOYS!
* Garland wonders how Sera knew ANY Cheire... NRP: Hmmmm?
[Paladin] NRP: ooh, sgctc
[DeathStar] Computer: Wiendigo, quit trying to throw that bottle at me...
[Ariel] Hmmm... speaking of books, that reminds me I have to read a certine one...
[Wiendigo] RAGH!
* Wiendigo thorws bottle at the computer
[Blackjack] Hey Comp, I wouldn't piss Wien off... heh heh...
[DeathStar] Computer: HEY!! OW!  Don't make me tell them about the time you cried yourself to sleep, cradling Justin's arm like a teddy bear...
[Wiendigo] Piss me off and I'll piss on you!
[Mirri] If you like being "alive," anyway.
[Ariel] Things appearing and disappearing DS?
[Ariel] Like what?
[DeathStar] ...Yeah...CASTLS.
[DeathStar] CASTLES.
* Seraphna notices Dakota
[Seraphna] DADDY!!!
[Arono] ?
[Wiendigo] Like my PLAYBOYS!
[Ariel] ...
[Dakota] heh hi
[Cheryl] Deja vu to you too...
[Blackjack] Castles? The hell? *suddenly sober*
* Paladin scratches his head
* Garland falls asleep, obviously tired
[Blackjack] Deja vu? Deja vu for what?
[Arono] NRP:what the heck......
[DeathStar] ...And reports of KNIGHTS
[Cheryl] This sounds familiar...
[Paladin] Thelast time there were castles . . .
* Wiendigo throws another bottle at teh computer
[Mirri] Yeah... I don't remember anything about disappearing castles or knights...
[Dakota] NRP: explination afterward...
[Paladin] knights?
[Cheryl] DEFINATELY familiar
[Wiendigo] It was his HAND, damnit!
[Ariel] Oh, heya Dak _
[DeathStar] Computer: OW!!!!!!
[Blackjack] I'm glad it's familiar to you...
[Seraphna] Garland, It didn't look completely like Tsivrixish
* Garland wakes up, havining not sleept for over a week
[DeathStar] ......
[Wiendigo] and I was DRUNK!
[Garland] Huh? Oh it's Cheire, not Tsiv.
[Seraphna] NRP: LAG!!!
[DeathStar] Lets go you insanity...
[Seraphna] Huh?
[DeathStar] Computer: Why did you mutter you planned on killing DS, too?
* DeathStar glances at Wien
[DeathStar] You said WHAT?
[Garland] My home language,
[Blackjack] Idiot computer...
[Wiendigo] I plan that every week.
[Seraphna] Cheire..
[Wiendigo] Damn fool keeps living though.
[Paladin] NRP: *grips head in anguish*  Geez this place is boring.
* Garland yawns
[Seraphna] That's one I don't know...
[DeathStar] Computer: Yeah, and every week he FAILS
* Wiendigo throws a bottle at Pal
[DeathStar] TO THE AVENGER!
[Dakota] RIGHT!
* Paladin ducks
* DeathStar teleports down to the Avenger
[Garland] I'll give you a crash course some time.... *teleports to the avenger
[Blackjack] NRP: TO THE... never mind, much overused
* Blackjack and Mirri run to the Avenger, cursing teleporters
* Cheryl heads to the avenger
* Paladin heads to the shuttle thingie
* Arono apperes in the avenger door way and goes and sets in a seat
* Wiendigo stays lying there
* Ariel outruns BJ to the avenger
* Dakota jets to the shuttle
[Seraphna] Garly... can you teach me?
* Blackjack and Mirri take the port and starboard weapons consoles, respectively
[DeathStar] Computer: Get off your drunk ass and go!! Your face is sombering ME up.
[Garland] Garly.......?
* DeathStar powers it up
[Garland] GARLY?
[Wiendigo] RAGH!
[DeathStar] So, anyone want to take a dip in the Pacific?
[Blackjack] Garly, now that's a new one. Heh heh.
* Ariel sits down beside Dakota
[Blackjack] NO!
* Wiendigo throws another bottlw at the comp
* Paladin wonders where Wien is getting all the bottles
* Wiendigo phases down to the Avenger
[DeathStar] Computer: Sheesh
[Blackjack] Nice throw, Wien
* Garland glares at Sera
* DeathStar takes off
[Seraphna] Hmm?
[Seraphna] What?
* Wiendigo appears on the Avenger's floor
[Garland] GARLY????
[DeathStar] .....Help me God...
[Blackjack] NRP: One for the funnies under the "Bad Nickname" category...
[Paladin] God?  You mean Garland?
* Arono rubs his jaw cursing at that blue for breaking his teeth
[Dakota] NRP: are you ever really going to update that page?
[Blackjack] Shut up, Paladin...
* Wiendigo throws an unlight cigar at the people in front of him
[DeathStar] NRP: One day.
* DeathStar eats it
[Garland] NRP: *kills paladin* what the hell is wrong with you Paladin?
* Seraphna begins to cry a little
[Seraphna] What did I do?
[Seraphna] I..
* DeathStar arrives at Earht
[Garland] Paladin: I'm not God..
[Blackjack] Unlit? Hmm. *pockets it*
[Dakota] Nothing calm down sera
[Garland] Sera: Don't call me Garly... please.
[Paladin] Oh, DeathStar just said something when he was punch drunk last mission . . .
* Ariel glares coldly enough at paladin to make his blood freeze
[Seraphna] Um.... ok... *Sniff*
[DeathStar] oO [I could blow the Avenger up....blow ou all up]
* Paladin shivers
[Blackjack] NRP: There are telepaths in here, DS. *smirks*
[DeathStar] NRP: Hee hee
* Wiendigo starts rummaging around in compartments on the shuttle
[Dakota] Ariel where is Strife?
[Seraphna] NRP: Remember me DS... the psycic one
[DeathStar] Computer: Wiendigo...quit looking for a place to puke
* Garland falls asleep in his chair
* Seraphna flies to thee floo
* DeathStar has mind blocks up
[Seraphna] =r
[Wiendigo] oO [die....Die....DIE!!!!]
* DeathStar arrives at Earth and lands in England
[Blackjack] Somebody shoot the computer...
[Dakota] really?
* Wiendigo shotos teh computer console
* Seraphna changes into human... now whereing a uniform similar to that of a jedi... only black like a sith's with a white belt, a blaster is at her side, and her staff is strapped against her back
[Ariel] I left strife back in my room
[DeathStar] ComputerL U resent----*sparks out*
[Blackjack] England? What's all this crap about midaevil stuff and castles and knights?
[Ariel] He shouldn't be coming on missions anyways
[DeathStar] You FINALLY ask?
[Blackjack] Hmm. Thanks, Wien!
[Dakota] Sera? you're looking different
* Garland wakes up "Some one say my name?
[DeathStar] No, go to sleep
[Seraphna] He...
* DeathStar lands
[Garland] NRP: hehe you said EngLAND.
* DeathStar lowers ramp and nearby there is a giant castle
* Seraphna waves the very farmiliar looking blaster at DAK
* Arono jumps out looking around
[Blackjack] NRP: Pfft.
* DeathStar steps out
[Arono] i didnt know thay still had these...
* Seraphna walks out
* Wiendigo stumbles of the shuttle
* Arono looks at the castle
[DeathStar] This is like not deja vu..didn't I stay behind last time to kill Garland?
* Cheryl steps out wearing her armor, minus the wings
* Garland stands up, remember he's been awake for a week.
* Dakota follows sera out
[Ariel] Yeah DS...
* Mirri wanders out, looking around
* Blackjack steps out
* Ariel gets out
* Garland pats DS on the back "No.. that was Di'Mantha.
* Paladin is so confused
* Seraphna notices Dak being protective
* Paladin walks out
* DeathStar watches Wein trip on a rock
* Garland jumps out
[Dakota] NRP: am not just following
* Wiendigo drunkenly lands on his feet
[DeathStar] Alright, to the castle!
* Ariel walks beside Dakota
[Blackjack] Would somebody explain to me why everybody is talking about deja vu?
[DeathStar] Deja vu is when I see..grass
[Wiendigo] Damn bloody rock, get in my damn bloody way...
[Arono] im right behind yah DS!
[Dakota] Where is Strife anyway?
* DeathStar glances down atthe grass
[Dakota] um...
* DeathStar keeps walking to the castle
* Seraphna glances back at Dakota and Ariel
[Blackjack] I know what deja vu is, genius. But why is everybody feeling it?
[Arono] just dont iritate it ds
[Blackjack] Yes, please don't insult the grass...
[Ariel] *sigh* We'll have to do something about your hearing Dak.  I already said I left him back in my room on the station.
* Wiendigo finally pukes on DS's back
* Arono fallows ds looking at the castle grining
* Mirri raises an eyebrow, laughing lightly
* DeathStar dodges and it hits Arono
[Dakota] oh right...
[Arono] THE HELL!?
[Seraphna] I don't feel any deja vu
[Paladin] NRP: Faster than the speed of puke . . .
* Wiendigo cleans off his mouth
[Arono] nasty..
* DeathStar suddenly the entire area changes, as if they are sucked to another time and place, and everything looks older. A village is nearby
* Garland shrugs off the last of his sleepiness
* Mirri winces
[Wiendigo] There, that's better
[DeathStar] What?!
* Wiendigo looks around
[Blackjack] Ok, would somebody PLEASE explain to me what's going on? Or am I drunk?
[Dakota] um....
* DeathStar suddenly a knight comes charging at them on a horse, a lance sticking at Wien and BJ
* Arono wipes it off his back and throws it down desgusted
[Wiendigo] YOU ASS!
* Garland gets disoriented and falls over
[Seraphna] A TIME gate!
[DeathStar] DOWN!
[Seraphna] Oh!
[Paladin] I'm sorry.  What's the year again?
[Blackjack] HEY! Watch where you point that thing!
* Wiendigo grabs it and flips the knight
[Garland] EEP!
[Ariel] Wien!
[Seraphna] That's why I didn't feel dejavu!
[DeathStar] Knight: by the gods!
* Arono looks at the knight
* DeathStar watches Knight hit the round
[Dakota] Here... again.... great
* Wiendigo holds his katana barely to his throat
* Wiendigo growls
* Arono takes lance outa his hands
* Arono takes lance outa his hands
* Garland flies up a few feet
[Seraphna] AGAIN!?
[Garland] Wien.. let him go..
[DeathStar] Why do Knights have a problem with dropping out of their own time?  *points at Arono*
[Blackjack] Wien, hold off.
[Seraphna] WHERE?
[Ariel] Let's find out why this is happeneing, and stop it
[DeathStar] Knight: Demons!!! DEMONS!
[Paladin] Why what's happening?
[Blackjack] I just want to know WHAT is happening, forget the why...
[Wiendigo] Give me one damn good reason.
[Arono] im a swordsman ds!
[Seraphna] Ariel!
[Paladin] It could just be some sort of recreation . . .
[Wiendigo] I'll show you deamons!
[DeathStar] I'm a sex idol, Arono!
[Seraphna] Sir KNight!
[Ariel] Stand down Wein!
[Dakota] Demons?
[Blackjack] Demons? Nah, I'm human just like you.
[DeathStar] Knight: You are the devil!! *points atwien*
[Dakota] i could show you dragons if you wanted sir
[Seraphna] I am too!
[Garland] He could be the ascendant of your creator?[DeathStar] Knight: I have forseen you!!! You will destroy me, devil!!!!
[Wiendigo] DAMN STRAIGHT!
[Seraphna] Don't Dak!
[Dakota] i'm not...
[Blackjack] Wien, hold off...
[Seraphna] I mean.. dad...
[DeathStar] Knight: But I know of thy's fight, demon!  Thy will pay dearly!
* DeathStar is growing confused
[Wiendigo] Screw you punks
[DeathStar] What the hell is he talking about?
[Dakota] oookay....
[Ariel] I am afraid you are misinformed Sir Knight
* Seraphna throws wein away from thee knight with Psi-Throw
[Mirri] Wien, STOP! Please!
* Arono looks at the knight
[DeathStar] Wien, back off...
* Wiendigo is immune to psychic attacks
* Garland walks up to wien
[DeathStar] WIENDIGO, BACK FOFF
[Garland] Let him go.
* Wiendigo snarls and back ups
[DeathStar] Knight: HAH!!!  You have lost demon!!!!
* Seraphna walks over to the knight
[DeathStar] .....My brain hurts...I need some asprin
[Blackjack] Hold up. Just who are you, and where are we?
* Wiendigo stuffs the sword back in his face
[Arono] hay you better not try any crap....imwith these guys..
* Dakota tosses DS an asprin
[DeathStar] Knight: I fear thee not demon!
[Seraphna] What town aree we in kind sir?
* DeathStar takes some
[Blackjack] And give me the year, too... I'm... amnesiac, yeah, that's it.
[Arono] you better fearME!
[DeathStar] Knight: The village has no name, dear madien.
[Cheryl] Take two of them and call in the morning DS ;]
[Wiendigo] I WILL slice you open if you make one wrong move, you flea ridden pisspot
[DeathStar] Knight: I fear you not, sir.  Thy fate is that of death...
* Seraphna is strangely used to this
[DeathStar] Okay, how does he know all of us?
[Mirri] Would you care to explain to us what year it is, sir?
[Paladin] . .. isn't everybody's ultimate fate death?
* DeathStar watches Knight shrug
* DeathStar Knight spits at Wiendigo
[DeathStar] Oooo, he's fiesty...
[Wiendigo] I AM death, you shit.
* Wiendigo growls and pulls his hand back to punch the knight
* DeathStar looks around and sees a bunch of Knights burning a village nearby.
[Dakota] aw man he's dead in a minute
* Arono slaps the knight"i said dont try any crap!"
[Seraphna] Kind sir... we are nomads, we would like to know the year as it has changed?
[Wiendigo] THAT'S IT!
[Mirri] Not the answer I was hoping for... What is your name, sir...?
* DeathStar Kngiht kicks Arono
* Wiendigo clocks the knight
[DeathStar] Arono, back down!
[Ariel] Pardon me sir Knight, but hast thou seen any more 'demons' around here?
* Arono grabs foot and slams him to the ground
[Blackjack] Arono, Wiendigo, hold off!
[Arono] ok..
* DeathStar watches as the Knights ride towards them with their swords
[Paladin] Ooooh, pretty fire
[DeathStar] I suggest we DO something!
* DeathStar points
* Wiendigo takes out his Dark Sai
[Dakota] DS do you really want them held back?
[Blackjack] Here comes the cavalry... too bad it's against us...
* Seraphna readies her staff
[DeathStar] Okay, I guess we RUN then, RIGHT?
[Wiendigo] I've got your "sometihng" right here
* Arono takes out sword
* Garland stands there, looking bewildered
[Blackjack] Works for me.
[Dakota] Sounds good
[Seraphna] NO ADVANCED WEAPONS GUYS!
[DeathStar] Knight: DEMONS WILL DIE!!!!!
* Paladin fires a force wave at the ground in front of the horses
* DeathStar the horses trip
[Paladin] Er, oops?
* Dakota jets off
* DeathStar most break their necks
* Blackjack turns and bolts
[Blackjack] NICE MOVE, PALADIN, YOU IDIOT!
[Garland] I don't have any weapon except the Gospel.
[DeathStar] Knight: By the gods, they practice magic
[Wiendigo] 21st century creations and technology against 14th century idiots? THINK ABOUT IT!
* Arono makes fire spring up before them with his gem
* Blackjack screeches to a stop
[Seraphna] NO!
* Blackjack returns to the group
[Seraphna] WIEN! STOP!
[DeathStar] ...Magic?  Where's the gathering at?
[Dakota] Sera Hush and run!
* Garland grabs a knight and a horse and lifts them up "Leave, NOW!"
* DeathStar a Knight slams sword through Wiendigo
* Wiendigo tackles a knight off of his horse
[Blackjack] Magic? Well, i guess you could say that...
* Seraphna runs
[Ariel] LEAVE THEM BE!
[DeathStar] Knight: AHHHHH, DEMON HELPER!
* Wiendigo grabs the blade before it does and throws him aside
[DeathStar] This is nuts!
[Dakota] So where are we running to DS?
[Blackjack] STOP, WIENDIGO! Dammit, I swear I don't know how your rank is higher than mine...
* Ariel is standing up to her full height, wings spread, almost seeming to be glowing
[Arono] DAMNIT WE AINT DEMONS!
* DeathStar a large Black Knight approaches them, very familiar to those at 74
[Seraphna] I see some trees over there!
[Blackjack] Ariel isn't exactly helping with that theory...
[DeathStar] Knights: *runs off*
* Garland looks at the knight.
[Dakota] aw man....
[DeathStar] Who's he?
[Wiendigo] Screw the trees! i want blood!
* Blackjack looks at the black knight
[Blackjack] Who the hell are you?
* Seraphna turns around and takes her staff out again
* Dakota lands near the group
* Mirri looks questioningly at the newcomer
* Arono looks at the knight
[Garland] I'll take the Black KNight.
[DeathStar] Black Knight: The demons have returned.  I remember thees.  I challenge one of you to a sword fight..no dark magic.
[Paladin] Is he even hostile?
* Garland pulls his sword
* Wiendigo grins
[Seraphna] WEIN! USE A SINGLE ADVANCED WEAPON... YOU ANSWER TO ME!
[DeathStar] Ooo, a Dark Knight here to hurt us.
[Paladin] Uhm, I guess so
[Dakota] Sera hush up
[Blackjack] Demons? Hmm. I'm getting tired of that.
[Garland] I said.. he's mine.
* DeathStar holds a sword out
[Blackjack] NRP: 'Tis just a flesh wound...
* Wiendigo takes out his Energon Katana, uncharged
* Arono looks at darkknight
[DeathStar] Knight: Who dares take thy sword and strike at me?
[Dakota] NRP: have at you!
[Arono] me
* Garland steps forward
[Arono] i do
[DeathStar] NRP: *looks for Shaft
[Paladin] Seraphna, what's your beef?  Why do you care what happens to these knights?
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[Seraphna] Dad.. I can't let him harm the time flow
* Wiendigo kisses his blade, then flips off teh dark knight
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[Blackjack] Ok, we have four people willing to challenge...
[Dakota] Sera just let it be for now
* DeathStar the Knight throws Arono a sword
[Garland] NRP: Um... have the knight pick a challenger
*** DeathStar is now known as DarkKnight
[Ariel] Maybe this is the way things are ment to be
[Arono] i got my own thank you..
*** DarkKnight is now known as DarkKnight
[Seraphna] I can't... It's my duty...
* DarkKnight slashes at Arono
[Garland] NRP: *cries* I wanted this one!
* Blackjack and Mirri simply stand and watch
[Blackjack] NRP: brb
[DarkKnight] Have at thee!
* Arono blocks and kicks him in the gut,slashing at his back
* Dakota watches closely
[Ariel] [Whispers] How do we know this isn't how things are ment to happen?
[Arono] have at yourself!
* Wiendigo nudges Garland
* DarkKnight blocks and stabs Arono in the arm
[DarkKnight] Hah! You jest not well enough!
[Wiendigo] Go ahead, go stab him in the back
* Seraphna walks over to ariel...
* Garland looks at wien
[Garland] NO!
[Seraphna] Cause we still exist
* Garland punches wien
* Arono has armor on the arm*look at soprite*
* Wiendigo ctaches his fist
[Arono] -o
[Paladin] Or just shoot him . . .
* Garland over powers Wien
* Arono spins around slashing
* DarkKnight sword goes throug armor
[Ariel] This is not the first time... nothing changed then... I think it is ment to be this way
[Arono] aw man!
[DarkKnight] DS: Hey, this is insane...
* Arono 'sarm bleeds
* Wiendigo uses Garland's momentum and throws him over
[Ariel] Preventing it may be what dooms us all
[DarkKnight] DS: Wiendigo, Garland!!!!
* Arono over head swings at dark knight
[Blackjack] This is... dammit, you took the words outta my mouth, DS...
[Garland] I'm not the runt any more.... Wiendigo! *teleports out of the throw*
[Seraphna] Ariel... we can't use advanced stuff...
[DarkKnight] I have forseen this fight...for you to save your friends, "Knight", you will have to die, you know
* Dakota flickers "you know ds i could keep them out of the battle..."
[Mirri] Great, last thing we need it two Hunters fighting.
* DarkKnight ducks
[Seraphna] I can't explain why... just don't
[Paladin] Gee, I subscribe more to the theory of time is like a jigsaw puzzle.
[Arono] im a swordman moron!
[Ariel] That I will agree with...
* DarkKnight runs sword through Arono's chest
[DarkKnight] WERE, good sir.
[Arono] WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?
* DarkKnight watches Arono drop to the ground
[DarkKnight] Who's next?
[DarkKnight] DS: ARONO!
[Garland] ME.
[Dakota] !
[Arono] NRP:can i dodge?
[Blackjack] ARONO!
[Paladin] Er, somebody should heal him . . .
[DarkKnight] NRP: Not really....
[Wiendigo] Eh
[Dakota] Cheryl?
* DarkKnight laughs
[Seraphna] Urrr...
[DarkKnight] Hah.
* Ariel goes to Arono's side and heals him
* DarkKnight walks off
* Wiendigo wouldn't mind cutting his hand off either
*** DarkKnight is now known as DeathStar
* Seraphna casts Lunar Healing on Arono 4 times
* Arono gets up
* Garland is enraged at Arono's failure "you hurt my friend there."
[DeathStar] .....That was just WEIRD....
[Arono] that.....howed that happen?
* Paladin ponders shooting the Knight in the back
[Blackjack] What the hell is going on...
* DeathStar is thinking it too
* Garland thinks of chasing down the knight
* DeathStar hears a roar
[Seraphna] NO!
* Arono cant beleive he was just beaten....
* Blackjack is also thinking it, as well as Mirri
* Wiendigo charges his blaster
[DeathStar] ...Hey, wait, aren't big green things fake?
[Dakota] oh no....
[Ariel] No Wien...
[Seraphna] WIEN NO!
[Paladin] I'm sorry people, I've got no primative weaponry
* Dakota looks toward the roar sound
[Blackjack] Well, Sera and Dak are dragons, so... wuh oh...
[Wiendigo] Screw this, I'll use it where I want, WHEN I want!
[Seraphna] um.. relatives DAD?
[Paladin] if my life is threatened, I WILL defend myself
* DeathStar a huge dragon towers over them
[Blackjack] Shall we... RUN!?
[DeathStar] HOLY!!!
[Dakota] oh great...
[Seraphna] Um!!!
[Dakota] um....
[Dakota] DS?
* Garland looks at the dragon
[DeathStar] Wiendigo, I say you fight it!
[Paladin] Do we kill it?
* DeathStar runs
* Seraphna dragon
* Seraphna is surrounded by an erie light, when it dies down, Sera is a dragon again...
[Ariel] Dak...  can you talk it out of this...
* DeathStar dragon steps on Dak
[Paladin] . . .
* Mirri doesn't wait and takes off running
[Dakota] um... i can
[Seraphna] Hello!
[Arono] aw man..........today is just not my day..
* Paladin kicks in his jets and flies after DS
[Dakota] That's it...
* Blackjack steps backwards, and finally turns and bolts
[Wiendigo] Uh....damn....
[Seraphna] DADDY!
* Dakota Suddenly two huge wings rip out of Dakota's back... his legs slowly growing explode revealing large muscular legs underneath, his arms follow suit, his hands also grow giant claws at the transformation continues... A large crest busts out of the back of Dakota's head and the rest of his normal armor blows off, revealing a powerful looking Dragon where Dakota was...Kaiser-Vanguard.
*** Dakota is now known as Kaiser
[Kaiser] Calm down you moron!
* DeathStar the dragon eats BJ
* Wiendigo lets out his Shadow Claws and jumps on one of their backs
[Ariel] ...
* Garland stands there, looking at the dragon, unaffraid
[DeathStar] JARED!
[Arono] ??
[Ariel] !!!
* Seraphna flies to the dragon
[Blackjack] AAARGH!
* Wiendigo starts climbing up its back
[Paladin] Ok, I say we kill it . . .
* DeathStar tail hits Wiendigo off
* DeathStar dragon then eats Garland
[Seraphna] Spit him out friend...
[Kaiser] Only if we have to...
* Wiendigo catches the tail
[Kaiser] C'mon say something!
* Paladin fires a force wave at teh Dragon's head
* Wiendigo bites the tail
[Kaiser] Af freak this
[Kaiser] he ain't listening
* DeathStar stabs dragon
* Kaiser takes a deep breath as he seems to be getting ready for something....
* Garland blasts his way out of the throat of the dragon
* Blackjack 's voice is heard yelling 1"HEEEELP!"
* Seraphna lands on the ground
* Garland jumps out
* Wiendigo cuts the tail off
* DeathStar dragon dies
[DeathStar] .....Man, you people are evil....
* Blackjack dives out of the dragon's mouth, a half-hawk
* Garland draws the gospel
* Kaiser exhales... no fire...
[Ariel] ...
* Seraphna changes into human... now whereing a uniform similar to that of a jedi... only black like a sith's with a white belt, a blaster is at her side, and her staff is strapped against her back
* DeathStar a sword explodes out of his chest
[Kaiser] that... was simple....
[DeathStar] GAHHHHH!!!!
[Kaiser] !
[Blackjack] DS!
[Kaiser] WHOA!
* DeathStar the DarkKnight steps up behind him
* Garland looks at DS
[Garland] WHAT!?
[Seraphna] ?
[Garland] YOU!
* Paladin fires a force wave at the Knight
* Blackjack draws his blade
* Kaiser looks at the knight
[Paladin] Die you evil prick
* Arono looks at the knight
[Garland] Dark KNight! I challenge you to a duel!
[Kaiser] not good....
[Arono] I want his head!!!
* Wiendigo jumps on the knight's back
[Blackjack] Somebody heal DS!
* Garland stands there infront of the knight
* Arono charges at theknight
* DeathStar collapses
*** DeathStar is now known as DarkKnight
* Cheryl goes to heal DS
* DarkKnight flips Arono
[DarkKnight] You again!?
* Seraphna rushes over and begins to heal DS
* Wiendigo starts slashing him up
* Blackjack hopes the Knight hasn't seen him as he reverts to human form
[Ariel] NRP: He's not dead yet
* Arono stabs knight as he flips
* DarkKnight GAHHH!!!
* DarkKnight sparks and explodes
*** DarkKnight is now known as DeathStar
[Ariel] !
[Paladin] Sparks!?
[Seraphna] Not again General...
[Kaiser] ?
* DeathStar holds chest
[DeathStar] SPARKS]
[Arono] ill have your head you-----WHAT THEQ!?
[Blackjack] Oh, now THAT was easy... waitaminute, SPARKS!?
[Paladin] Crap, a reploid . . .
[Paladin] or a robot
[Kaiser] ??
* Seraphna holds DS down
* DeathStar the scenario changes to that of a cell
[DeathStar] -----?
[Kaiser] ?
[Arono] well,...
[DeathStar] Xevil: Hah.  Good ol' simulators....
[Blackjack] WHAT!?
[Ariel] What's going on here...
[Wiendigo] Well...shit
[Seraphna] Just you wait a sec...
[Paladin] SOMEBODY must've opened a tear in time . . . but who and why?
[Kaiser] ((um... do i fit???))
[Blackjack] Ok, that's it, I'm drunk.
[DeathStar] NRP: Where?
[Paladin] Aw shit.  Xevil, you suck
* DeathStar coughs up battery fluid
[Seraphna] DS...
[Garland] Xevil.. I owe you.. *rubs gut*
[DeathStar] Xevil: Hardly.  You see, I win, you lose...that doesn't suck one bit.
[Kaiser] ((in my cell i'm kinda in dragon form right now...))
[Cheryl] Sit still DS!
Concluded...