Session Start: Sat Oct 11 22:25:34 2003
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20031011.log'
<Katrina`> Session 106: Beam Me Up, Corvus!
<Katrina`> Time Chart: October 25th, 2222
<Katrina`> Location: The Aquarius
<Katrina`> Captain Drake: *sits in his Captain's chair, sipping his tea as they explore a section of space*
<DocBlack> NRP: did we ever get the sim room working?
<Katrina`> NRP: Nope. No one's bothered.
* Sardis stands on the bridge, arms crossed behind his back.
* Katrina` sits in her Science Officer's chair, fiddling with her pen.
<Katrina`> Drake:
<Katrina`> Drake: It has been quiet around here since we dropped off Wiendigo. A good omen, perhaps?
* DocBlack sits on the bridge, in a chair she's pulled up there.
<DocBlack> Oh, calm before the storm.
<Katrina`> ... *glances at Drake in surprise at how cold he sound*
<Katrina`> Drake: Perhaps. We still need to locate Irae and deal with his menance for good. His attacking an Alliance Outpost will not be tolerated.
* DocBlack blinks and looks to Katrina, "....let me guess, it was an unpleasant departure?" She sighs softly.
<Katrina`> ...he was dead. *she says flatly*
<Sardis> There are no good omens on this ship.
<DocBlack> ....oh. *looks a bit saddened at the news* ....I liked him....Did X1 get left too?
<Katrina`> No. He's around.
<Katrina`> Ensign 3: Sir, I'm picking up a distress signal.
<Katrina`> Drake: Really? *stands up and walks over to him.* Let me hear it.
* DocBlack sighs again.... "Too bad...."
<Katrina`> GM: *the two begin to listen in the headphones, both looking all serious*
* Sardis looks around.
<Katrina`> Drake: *pulls away and looks at Sardis* It seems there's a homing beacon producing the same distress message. It's coming from this planet. *taps a button and brings up the second planet in the system*
<Katrina`> (repeating, not producing)
<Katrina`> Drake: Kat, can you try to bring up the location of the beacon on the map?
* DocBlack looks up at Drake, "Life signs?"
<Sardis> Can we get a readout on the planet?
<Katrina`> Aye, sir. *types on her control panel. A red dot begins to flash on the lower half of the planet, in the middle of a continent*
<Katrina`> As for life signs, the entire planet is teaming with life.
<Katrina`> Drake: I'm afraid we don't have any information on the planet. It could have been a surveyor that crashlanded.
<Sardis> The question is: How much of the life is intelligent?
<Katrina`> I don't know. There's some type of material interfering with the scans. In the atmosphere. It might affect machines if we send any day, so shuttles are probably a last resort.
<Katrina`> Drake: Hmmm. I think an away team should go down and examine the beacon. See if they can learn anything. We'll use the teleporters.
<DocBlack> teleporters?! When did we get those?!
<Katrina`> Drake and Kat: *stare at Black*
<Katrina`> Drake: Perhaps you should refrain from the alcohol, Miss. Black. I'm afraid it's causing you brain damage.
* DocBlack looks to Drake, "No, really. We've never used them."
* Sardis blinks.
<Katrina`> You've used the teleporters before, Doctor. Don't you...remember?
<Katrina`> Drake: I have a record log and you have used the teleporters, Doctor Black.
<Katrina`> Drake: *looks clearly annoyed*
* DocBlack blinks, "Oh, then did you know what they *do* to your body?!"
* Sardis blinks at DocBlack.
<Katrina`> Drake: ... I think, Doctor, I would like it very much if oyou accompany Sardis on the Away Team.
<Katrina`> I'll go too, sir. They might need me.
* DocBlack slinks back in her chair, "yes sir..."
<Katrina`> Drake: Alright, Katrina. *turns away and sits down in his chair, sipping his tea*
<Katrina`> Drake: Sardis, you're in charge. Head on down.
* Sardis nods. "Sir." and heads down.
* Katrina` nods, too, following Sardis
* DocBlack jumps out of her seat and follows Katrina. "psst. When di I use the transporter?"
<Katrina`> ...we all teleporter over to the asteroid that Xevil set up. Right before the Simulator incident.
<Sardis> ...
<DocBlack> Oh... yeah, that was a fuzzy time for me...
<Katrina`> ...
* Katrina` steps into the teleporter room, waving to Corvus, who stands at the controls.
<Katrina`> Hi, Corvus. *Smiles and steps onto a teleporter pad*
* DocBlack follows after Katrina.
<Katrina`> Corvus: Becareful down there, you guys. *looks at Kat when he says this*
* Katrina` looks at Sardis, then gestures for him to get on the teleporter.
<DocBlack> I'll take care of her. You just make sure you don't jumble my molecules. * she winks*
<Sardis> .oO(Anymore than they already are?)
<Sardis> Be prepared for battle, we don't know how long the distress message has been running.
<Katrina`> Understood.
<DocBlack> Righto.
* Sardis steps on, since ha HAS to.
<Katrina`> Corvus: I'll...try, ma'am. *he begins to the process and the three begin to fade out. Suddenly, though, the panel begins to spark* What the--? Dammit.
<Katrina`> GM: *the three begin to fluxuate*
*** Sherinmir has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Katrina`> GM: *after a few moments of fluxuating, the three finds themselves in an open field, with signs of heavy forestry up ahead. The sky is a yellowish color, but there seems to be plenty of oxygen. No animals are around and they are currently on thin grass*
* Katrina` pats herself down to make sure everything is still there.
* DocBlack blinks
<DocBlack> ....god damn transporters. I knew this would happen eventually.
* Sardis looks around.
<Sardis> Odd.
* Katrina` pulls out a device. It begins to make bleep sounds.
<Katrina`> The beacon is in the forest ahead.
<DocBlack> oh... Lovely...
<Sardis> Let's check it out.
* Katrina` nods, stepping into formation behind Sardis.
* DocBlack shrugs, and shoves her hands in the pockets of her lab coat. She walks after Katrina.
* Sardis steps in, holding his gun at the ready.
<Katrina`> GM: *the forest is thick, almost like a jungle. How odd how fast the transition is. Sounds of animals, roars and caws, are heard echoing throughout the many trees*
* DocBlack keeps close to Katrina, "....is just me, or does this seem like it was supposed to happen?"
<Katrina`> ...what do you mean, Doctor?
* Sardis turns to DocBlack and quirks his brow.
<DocBlack> We try to beam over, and bam, we're caught in wonderland and wow, there's a beacon here too.
<Sardis> Let's hold of on analysis until we're done here.
* DocBlack lifts her eyes to the sky, and sighs. "Right, we act, and never think."
<Sardis> Not at least untill we know we're safe.
* Sardis moves forward.
* Katrina` follows Sardis, one hand near her sabre, the other on her device, which bleeps occassionally.
* DocBlack keeps all comments on Tsivs to herself and walks after Katrina, watching the scenery as she walks.
<Katrina`> GM: *something slithers near Black's right foot*
* DocBlack yelps a bit, and looks down
<Katrina`> GM: *a giant snake hisses at her*
* Sardis aims his gun at the snake.
<Sardis> Take care of it or I will.
* DocBlack pulls her gun out, and fires at the snake's head
<Katrina`> GM: *it explodes and the snake falls limp*
* DocBlack sighs and rubs snake bits off her face.
<Katrina`> ...
<Sardis> Let's continue.
<Katrina`> GM: *Black gains 1 exp. point*
<Sardis> NRP: *Sardis shoots the trees. 1 exp a piece! :D
<DocBlack> NRP: for killing the snake, or getting dirty? :
<DocBlack> ...right... *keeps walking*
* Katrina` follows along, glancing at her device.
<Sardis> How much further?
<Katrina`> At this pace? 10 more minutes.
* DocBlack nods slowly, keeping at eye out for well... giant snakes.
<Katrina`> GM: *the ground shifts a little under Black*
* DocBlack looks down again, aiming her gun
<Katrina`> GM: *nothing usual. Just some grass and mud*
<Katrina`> *unusual
<Sardis> Just the mud, Black.
* DocBlack whispers, "I'm not loosing my mind...."
<Katrina`> GM: *a loud bird CAW comes from behind the group*
<DocBlack> ....right, and a snake didn't eye for lunch 5 minutes ago
* Sardis looks over his shoulder.
* Katrina` looks around, being cautious.
<Sardis> Let's hurry on.
<Katrina`> Agreed.
<DocBlack> ....damn straight....
<Katrina`> GM: *something runs behind Black, a little blur. Only she notices*
*** X1 is now known as X1-Out
<Katrina`> We're almost there. 6 more minutes.
* DocBlack glances back, "....You know... let's run there."
<Sardis> I smell evil. *moves to a light jog*
* Katrina` picks up the pace. However, tons of tree roots and mud spots begin to make it difficult.
* DocBlack easily jogs to keep up, still watching out of the corner of her eyes.
<Katrina`> GM: *Sardis steps into some muck and suddenly his foot doesn't move anymore. It's like it's in cement*
* Katrina` runs on and stumbles, falling into the same muck, but on her stomach. She begins to sink, slowly, trying to lift her head.
* DocBlack trips over Katrina, and she too lands in the muck, knee first....
<Katrina`> GM: *Sardis and Black, too, begin to sink, slowly*
* Katrina` gasps, trying to keep her face up
<Katrina`> Quicksand...
<Sardis> ... Let's abandon this.
* DocBlack looks around for something to grab onto.
* Sardis taps his com: "Corvus, beam us up. It's too dangerous here."
<Katrina`> Comm: I'm sorry guys. But the teleporters broke. I'm afraid we CAN't beam you back just yet. I'm working as hard as I can to repair them.
<Katrina`> GM: *the only thing nearby is a tree root, but it's just out of her reach by a few inches*
<Sardis> ... Crap.
* Katrina` sinks more, still straining to keep her head up as her entire body sinks.
* Sardis thinks...
<DocBlack> who can reach that tree root?!
<Katrina`> I..can't move my arms...anymore...guys..
* Sardis moves, trying to help Kat reach it, even if he sinks because of it.
* DocBlack tries to stay still, having watched several an action adventure movie with this scenero in it
<Katrina`> GM: *the more Sardis moves, the more he sinks. He's already down past the knees, but he does reach Kat's side*
<Sardis> Tch.. *he tries to pull her up towards the root*
<Katrina`> GM: *the more he struggles to lift Kat up with his amazing Tsivrixsh strength, the more he sinks. He's waist deep when he lifts her out of the muck and to the tree root, which she grabs and pulls herself out*
<Katrina`> Thanks...Sardis...
* Sardis now reamains veeeery still.
* Katrina` looks around.
* DocBlack tries to take off her lab coat as still as she can
<Katrina`> I'll be right back, you two. *runs off*
<Katrina`> GM: *when Kat leaves, it's silent. Except for the sounds of a bird cawing. The two continue to slink, although slower now*
<Katrina`> GM: *a fast blur moves off to the right*
<DocBlack> Hey Sardis... think I can use my lab coat to pull me to the bran -
<Sardis> Try it.
<Katrina`> GM: *more blurs, off to the side.*
* DocBlack tries to catch the sleeve of the coat on the branch
<Katrina`> GM: *she misses, but just barely*
* DocBlack grunts, and tries again
<Katrina`> GM: *they sink some more. Pretty soon, moving their arms will be out of the question*
<Katrina`> GM: *she catches it, though it seems to be a weak catch*
<DocBlack> ...here goes like everything....
* DocBlack tries to pull herself gently to the branch, hoping to move those few inches
<Katrina`> GM: *she inches forward 2 inches, when the coat falls off the branch*
* DocBlack tries to see how close she is now
<Katrina`> GM: *almost there. One more inch to go*
* DocBlack tries to once again catch the coat on the branch
<Katrina`> GM: *she succeeds. It is easier this time*
<DocBlack> NRP: gotta admit the good doc can think on her feet :P
* DocBlack once again tries to pull herself that inch
<Katrina`> GM: *she succeeds*
<Katrina`> GM: *a blur moves again off to the side. something is waiting for them to escape*
<Sardis> I don't see any way for me to grab it easily.
* DocBlack smiles proudly, and tries to pull herself up onto the branch, "I'll toss you my coat, and pull you to me."
<Katrina`> GM: *sounds of footsteps begin to approach, as if something is running it's way towards them*
* DocBlack glances up, worried
* Katrina` appears, holding several vines tied together.
<Katrina`> Sorry I took so long.
* Katrina` ties a vine around the tree, then throws the other end out to Sardis.
<DocBlack> oh, don't worry, I think we're about to have company, so I just took the liberty of trying to be all I could be and all.
<Katrina`> I see you got out. *she smiles* Good job. *begins to try and clean the front part of her alliance uniform, which is heavy with quicksand muck*
* DocBlack puts her coat back on, and waves a hand, "Posh."
<Katrina`> GM: *the coat is heavy with quicksand muck, which will slow Black's movements down*
<Dias> NRP: What about Sardis?
<Sardis> NRP: They hate me.
<Katrina`> NRP: He's still sinking, it seems.
<Katrina`> NRP: I threw a vine to him!
* Sardis grabs hold of the vine.
* DocBlack sighs, and unbuttons the pockets, pulling out her useful instruments, and pistol. She puts them in her pants pockets.
<Katrina`> The tree will support your weight, Sardis.
<DocBlack> ...this was my best coat too...
* Sardis nods and goes about pulling himself out.
* Katrina` looks at her muck covered device.
<Katrina`> We're about five minutes from the beacon now.
<Sardis> Let's get out of this hell hole.
* Sardis hurries on.
* Katrina` follows Sardis.
* DocBlack dashes afterwards, "...so like, any one noticed we're being followed?"
<Katrina`> Are wE?
<Sardis> It won't matter when they show themselves, if we get them to teleport us up we'll be out of danger.
<DocBlack> We are Kat. And I'm worried they won't beable to get us Sardis.
<Katrina`> GM: *they suddenly come to a deep rivine, which goes so far down, that climbing down it, going to the other and climbing up it, could take hours. However, one huge fallen tree, off to the right, connects this side to the next, but looks unstable, like it could fall in at any moment*
<Katrina`> ...oh dear
<Katrina`> GM: *a twig snaps somewhere behind them. Whatever is following them is getting closer*
* DocBlack glances behind her, "....oh fuck."
* Katrina` nervously looks behind her.
* Sardis hrms.
<Katrina`> The tree doesn't look like it can support much weight at once, Sardis.
<Sardis> Kat, you first.
* Sardis draws his guns and and stands guard.
<Katrina`> ...I guess I weigh a lot less. *nods, stepping onto the tree nervously. She begins to, slowly, try to work her way across, sweat pouring down her face from nervousness*
<Katrina`> GM: *movement in the woods in front of Sardis. Something coming*
* Katrina` reaches the half-way point, trying not to look down. She looks absolutely pale as she moves.
* DocBlack glances at Katrina, and then readies her pistol, and faces the woods
<Katrina`> GM: *blurs can be seen in the forest. Many blurs*
<Sardis> This is not good...
* Katrina` reaches the 3/4ths mark, swallowing hard as she moves a little faster and hops off the tree onto the ground. She looks back around.
<Katrina`> I made...it..
<Sardis> Doc, move.
<DocBlack> Don't have to tell me twice...
* DocBlack steps up onto the tree with once glance to Sardis and then begins to move across the tree, oddly with grace and certainty.
<Katrina`> GM: *suddenly, springing out, are five lizard creatures that look much like the Earth's Raptors of the past. However, one noticeable difference when they open their mouth is huge, frog-like tongues that arch out and snap back in. They eyes Sardis*
<Katrina`> GM: *the tree rumbles under Black's feet*
* Sardis shoots one of them.
<DocBlack> ....oh fuck me....
<Katrina`> GM: *the dinofrog roars and falls back. The other four immediately advance and leap at Sardis, their sharp claws going to rip him apart. At that moment, Black reaches the 3/4th mark and can run and jump off*
* DocBlack hurries her pace, worry in her eyes
* DocBlack dashes the rest of the way, and leaps off, "Get over here Sardis, fast!"
* Sardis fires at them independantly.
<Katrina`> GM: *he knocks two back, but one lands on him, knocking him off his feet*
* Sardis steps on and starts backpedaling while shooting.
<Sardis> Gah!
<Katrina`> Dinofrog: *reaches it's clawed hands up to tear into Sardis' stomach*
<Katrina`> SARDIS!
* Sardis presses his gun into it's face and fires.
<Katrina`> GM: *the dinofrog rolls off his body and into the deep gully below*
<Katrina`> GM: *at that moment, 7 more Dinofrogs appear and begin to leap on the tree, too, inching their way towards Sardis*
* Sardis heads backwards on the log, shooting at them.
* DocBlack glances around for a big rock.
<Katrina`> GM: *the tree goans. It can't handle this weight! And Sardis is only half-way across!*
<Katrina`> ...oh no... *looks worried*
<Katrina`> GM: *one dinofrog is hit and falls off, roaring on the way down*
* Sardis keeps going.
<Katrina`> GM: *a crack appears in the middle of the tree*
<Sardis> ... Grr.
<Katrina`> Dinofrogs: *leap up and down on the tree, oblivious as they go after Sardis*
* Katrina` runs to the edge, watching with growing horror.
<DocBlack> Sardis, just run!
<Katrina`> *CRACK*
* Sardis quickens his pace, shooting them off the tree as he can.
<Katrina`> GM: *as Sardis reaches the 3/4ths mark, the tree breaks in half and falls inward, sending it's occupants down into the gully*
* DocBlack aims her pistol, and opens fire on the dinofrogs
* Sardis twists and makes a jump for it.
<Katrina`> GM: *Sardis flies through the air momentarily, but he's not going to make it. He starts to fall short, just a little ways from his goal, when suddenly his hand is grabbed*
* Katrina` hands onto Sardis, wincing at the weight as she hangs onto one hand.
* DocBlack sighs with relief as Katrina catches Sardus
<DocBlack> NRP: Sardis
* Sardis tries to pull himself up.
* Katrina` winces in pain as Sardis gets leverage and pulls himself up and makes it.
* Sardis crawls to his feet.
<DocBlack> ...that was too damn close....
<Katrina`> ...that was close.
<Sardis> Let's just keep going...
<Katrina`> We're four minutes away now.
* Katrina` stands up, shaking some feeling back into her arm as she walks onward.
* DocBlack falls into line with Katrina
<Katrina`> GM: *as they walk along, they hear the sound of rushing water.*
<Sardis> This is becoming monotonous...
<Katrina`> GM: *they soon come across a raging river, which immediately leads into a waterfall just ten feet further. Some rocks, however, are right there on the river, forming a type of land bridge. However, the water rushes over them, making them slick
<DocBlack> Weclome to my world.
<Katrina`> ...this is truly an amazing string of problems.
* Sardis nods.
<DocBlack> Who's up for giving up?
<Katrina`> GM: *sounds of movement is heard behind them. Their friends are catching up*
* Sardis glares at Black.
* Katrina` stares at Black, shocked.
<Sardis> You should just stay drunk.
* Sardis steps onto one of the rocks.
* Katrina` looks at the slick rocks. There's about 15 rocks total. Sardis is on Rock #1.
* DocBlack sighs, "Duh." She glances behind them, "On the other hand, we should really keep moving, come along kids, let's tally on..." She waves her arms, motioning for Sardis to keep going.
<DocBlack> NRP: I'm just waiting for DocBlack to do something very heroic.
* Sardis keeps going.
<Katrina`> You may go, Doctor.
* Katrina` gestures.
<DocBlack> thank you darling... *she steps up onto the first rock*
<Katrina`> GM: *suddenly, several trees are knocked over. A huge snake, about the size of a freight train, hisses at them. Sardis is on Rock #7. Black #1*
* Katrina` spins around, her eyes widening
<Sardis> Just keep going!
* Sardis continues forward.
<Katrina`> GM: *sardis suddenly slips on Rock #11*
* DocBlack keeping moving forward, carefully.
* Katrina` hops onto Rock #1, balancing, then following behind Black. The snake begins to surge forward, coming at them*
<DocBlack> Fire at the head!
<Katrina`> GM: *Black is on Rock #5, Kat #2*
<Katrina`> I have no gun!
* DocBlack sighs, and carefully turns around. She takes aim, and fires at the head of the snake
* Sardis falls into the water.
<Katrina`> GM: *the snake pauses, then looks pissed. It surges forward*
<Katrina`> GN: *the currents quickly begin to suck Sardis towards the waterful*
<DocBlack> ...I think I made it pissed... *she fires again*
<Katrina`> GM: *the snake slams into KAt, knocking her right off the rocks into the river. She goes under, not seen again*
<Katrina`> Snake: *towers upward over Black. It seems it plans to EAT her, as it's mouth opens*
* Katrina` tumbles under the currents, surfacing as she is dragged towards the waterfall.
* DocBlack stands her ground, her gun aimed right at it's open mouth, "I'm spicy bitch!" She fires again.
* Sardis splashes in the water, jumping up and shooting at the snake.
<Katrina`> Snake: *roars in pain. However, it seems to have little damage, and dives downward, wrapping it's tongue around Black, and sucking her into it's mouth. It then closes the mouth*
<DocBlack> ......this wasn't the plan.....
* Katrina` goes over the side of the waterfall.
<Katrina`> Snake: *swallows Black into it's stomach, where it begins to digest her*
<Katrina`> GM: *the juices begin to weaken and make Black sleepy*
* DocBlack closes her eyes, and presses the gun against the side of the snake, and fires as sleep begins to take her.
<Katrina`> GM: *she blasts the insides, severly injuring the snake. However, the digesting process continues*
* DocBlack fires again, hoping that a hole will form....
<DocBlack> NRP:.... we're kinda all fucked, right?
<Katrina`> GM: *she blasts the snake. It convulses, then falls over dead. However, no hole really forms. Just blood*
Session Close: Sun Oct 12 00:00:00 2003

Session Start: Sun Oct 12 00:00:00 2003
Session Ident: #taw
<Katrina`> NRP: Sardis hasn't gone over the waterfall, yet, so he's fine.
<DocBlack> ...well, this really is exactly how I planned on dying.... *she yawns, fighting to keep her eyes open*
<Katrina`> GM: *as the insides of the snake do their thing to Black, her only hope will come from an outside source, it seems, that can cut it's way through to her*
<Katrina`> GM: *it's almost time for Black to take the eternal sleep...the big one. The whole meeting God bit*
* DocBlack tries to claw her way out.
<Katrina`> GM: *Black tries to claw, but it's so hard...and she's so tired. Can she do it..?*
* DocBlack will keep trying until she falls asleep, or dies, or what have you.
<Katrina`> GM: *she's nearing the end of the digest track. Where is Sardis, who can save her with his axe? Where can he be? Who knows..*
* Sardis attacks with his axe!
<Katrina`> GM: *suddenly, the snake splits open as the axe tears into it*
* DocBlack falls out, half asleep
<Sardis> Sleeping on the job, Black.
<DocBlack> ...Hello God, are you there? It's me, Mary.
* Katrina` is still missing since she went over the waterfall.
* DocBlack blinks, "....what the hell? God is a Tsiv?!"
<DocBlack> NRP: how long does the special sleep juice last?
<Katrina`> NRP: It'll begin to wear off right quickly.
<Katrina`> NRP: Especially if you, like, WASH OFF the juices.
<Katrina`> GM: *judging from Kat's last report, they are probably 3 minutes from the beacon now*
* DocBlack blinks again, and pushes herself up, "...Wait." She begins to splash herself with the river water, ".... where's Katrina?"
<Katrina`> GM: *Sardis is obviously thinking hard, as he has that Tsivrixsh blank look*
* Sardis throws Black in the water.
<Sardis> Wash up and wake up.
<Sardis> I don't know where she is.
<Katrina`> GM: *the currents suck Black over the waterfall*
* DocBlack yelps as she hits the cold water
<DocBlack> NRP:..... not again....
* DocBlack screams, "...not again.... SARDIS!!!!"
<Sardis> ... Comm: Is the teleporter fixed?
<Katrina`> Comm: Not yet. We've just about got power. Give us 7 mins, max.
<Katrina`> GM: *Black falls and lands against some rough rocks. If it doesn't knock her out, she has a chance to make it to shore nearby*
* DocBlack winces and cringes as she hits the rocks, the world going dim for a moment, and then exploding in pain. She grunts, and slowly tries to pull herself to shore. Once there, she would slump on the shore
* Sardis looks around, confused.
* Katrina` lays on the shore, face down, next to Black. They are about 20 feet down from where Sardis is.
* DocBlack tries to push Katrina so that the girl is face up. She herself can barely move.
* Katrina` is face up, but not breathing.
* Sardis walks over to them.
* Katrina` also looks a little blue.
<Sardis> !
<DocBlack> ....CPR.
<Sardis> .oO(She's becoming a Tsivrixsh! My Dreams are coming true!)
<Katrina`> NRP: ROFLMAO
<DocBlack> NRP: lol
* Sardis swoons.
* DocBlack coughs, "CPR"
<Sardis> See pea are?
* Sardis stares blankly.
<DocBlack> ...stupid fucking Tsiv
<DocBlack> ...mouth to mouth?
<Sardis> ... Oh ok!
* Sardis puts his mouth to Kat's.
* DocBlack gets a hopeful look that fades, oh how it fades
<Sardis> NRP: Does anyone else see anything wrong with this? Black is the doctor.
<Katrina`> NRP: LOL
<Sardis> NRP: DocBlack: Sardis, stop kissing her and breathe for her!
<DocBlack> Sardis, please stop that stupid Tsiv mating ritual, and breath for her! She's dying man!
<DocBlack> Damnit, I'm a doctor, not a freaking CPR trainer.
<Sardis> I am!
<DocBlack> NRP: does anyone notice Black can barely move? :P
<Sardis> NRP: Don't make me throw her in the lake again.
<DocBlack> ....oh.
<DocBlack> NRP: NO
<DocBlack> Well... keep at it. *she lays back, and just lays in intense pain*
<Sardis> NRP: Nono, this is where you say "What lake?" we're at a iver!
<Sardis> NRP: Sardis could just let them die and he could have his way with either of them.
<Katrina`> NRP: ... I'm suddenly worried.
<DocBlack> NPR: Sardis has issues then, issues I don't think we're prepared to intestigate in this rpg :P
<Sardis> NRP: Ok, he kills Kat and nurses DocBlack.
* Katrina` suddenly coughs up water, sucking in air.
<DocBlack> NRP: I'm getting pretty worried now...
* DocBlack sighs with relief
* Sardis sits up and frowns.
* Katrina` leans her head against Sardis, totally drenched. She shakes.
<Sardis> Your color came back.
* Katrina` shakes her head some.
<DocBlack> That's becuase she's a human! *she winces* oh wow... the sky is exploding in pretty colors of pain....
<Katrina`> GM: *loud sounds of something big approaching can be heard*
<Dias> NRP: X1: *approaches whereing a giant gorilla suit*
<Sardis> Everyone up.
<Sardis> We're going to investigate.
* Katrina` looks around, opening her eyes.
* Sardis walks off.
<Katrina`> ...?
<Dias> NRP: Ahh geeze I need to sleep...*shakes his head*
* Katrina` stands up, stumbling after Sardis, coughing as she goes.
<DocBlack> ...right. I'll be there in a moment. She pulls herself up, grabs a stick to use as a cane and stumbles after them.
<Katrina`> GM: *up ahead, they come to the crash sight of some old shuttle craft, using back in the Galactic War. It looks like it's been here more than a decade.*
* Sardis investigates it.
<Katrina`> GM: *there's a skeleton inside, with it's skull missing. And it's arm. And legs. And some ribs*
* DocBlack blinks, ".....am I the only one thinking this is horribly wrong?"
<Katrina`> ...seems he died back in the war...*coughs, looking weak*
<Katrina`> GM: *loud stomps are heard nearby. Something big approacheth*
* DocBlack glances around.
* Sardis attempts to identify it with dogtags or otherwise.
<Katrina`> GM: *Sardis' comm beeps as he identifies. As he checks it out, it seems to be some fighter pilot, Divison 34 of the Alliance Army. IT's dated 2206*
<DocBlack> I don't mean to regress, but can we go home now?
<Sardis> Comm them.
* DocBlack pull her comm out, "Corvus, get us the hell outta here."
<Katrina`> GM: *his name..Lucas Airier*
* Sardis grabs anything that looks cool.
<Katrina`> GM: *you grab various belongings of Lucas Airier. They have pictures of his family and stuff*
<Katrina`> Comm: Okay, we have enough power to beam you up one at a time. Who goes first?*
<Sardis> Katrina, head up.
* Sardis searches all over the shuttle for cool things.
<Katrina`> I--you--alright.
<Katrina`> GM: *you find Lucas' journal*
* Katrina` is beamed up, vanishing from sight. At that moment, a giant T-Rex type dinosaur appears, knocking over trees. It roars. Unlike Earth's T-Rex, it SEES them*
* DocBlack crosses her arms, "I'm next."
<DocBlack> ....and yes, I hate my life.
<Katrina`> T-Rex: *roars and bites at Black, trying to cleave her in half*
* DocBlack tries to dodge, obviously
<Katrina`> GM: *she dodges, barely*
<Katrina`> T-Rex: *drools as it looks at Black again.*
<Katrina`> Comm: Okay, Sardis. Who do you want to go next?
<DocBlack> Comm: CORVUS! NOW PLEASE!
<Sardis> Comm: Me.
<Katrina`> Comm: Roger. *Sardis beams out*
<Katrina`> T-Rex: *stares straight at Black. It almost grins*
* DocBlack tries to get into the shuttle
<DocBlack> COMM: CORVUS!
<Katrina`> GM: *Black succeeds. For a moment, everything is hunky dory. Then, the shuttle is lifted up and teeth marks appear as it gets crunched in*
<Sardis> Corvus, Black needs EXP, so let her kill something first.
<Katrina`> Corvus: She needs...what?
<Sardis> Dice rolls.
<Katrina`> Corvus: ... wha?
<Katrina`> GM: *the shuttle crunches in even more*
<DocBlack> Comm: NOW PLEASE!!!
<Katrina`> Corvus: Teleporting you now. Hold on, Doctor Black.
<DocBlack> you know, this might be time to get good with god....
<Katrina`> GM: *the shuttle suddenly clamps totally down, smashed totally. Black appears moments later in the teleporter bay, just barely saved*
* DocBlack falls onto the transporter pad, and just glares at Sardis.
<Katrina`> GM: *suddenly, her big friend, the T-Rex, begins to materialize*
<Katrina`> Corvus: Oh no, somehow the beam got the dinosaur, too! *he panicks*
* DocBlack scampers off the platform
<Sardis> Her drunkeness has infected the teleporter!
* Katrina` stares.
<DocBlack> Transport it away!!
<Katrina`> Corvus: I'm trying, but the teleporter was not designed to hold this type of weight. It might just blow the entire ship up.
<DocBlack> into space. into hell, into Drake's washermachine, I don't care
<Katrina`> GM: *the T-Rex chomps on Black, but since he's not totally materalized, she isn't hurt*
* DocBlack yelps
<Katrina`> Corvus: *just pulls the plug. The T-Rex vanishes*
<DocBlack> THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!
* DocBlack decides to get very very drunk, very very soon
* Katrina` kind of wanders off in a daze.
* Sardis walks off.
<Katrina`> Corvus: I hate this job.
<Katrina`> Session Ends
<Sardis> I swear, my crew is in competant.
Session Close: Sun Oct 12 00:45:32 2003