Session Start: Mon Jan 03 20:42:28 2005
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20050103.log'
<Snipe> Session 218: The Trick or the Treat
<Snipe> Time Chart: Oct. 31st, 2223
<Snipe> Location: The IT Station
* Phirax has joined #taw
* Snipe sits around, bouncing a ball
<Snipe> I thought for sure Dias said something about a party.
* Colephantus yawns, leanign back against the wall.
* Phirax is sitting in a seat off to the left. Fiddling with his arm.
* Dias drops down from a vent above Snipe, wearing a mask of Seraphna
* Snipe screams and leaps behind his chair
* Dias keels over laughing, his hand reaches upto pull the mask from his face
* Snipe looks up from behind the chair
<Snipe> You didn't have me fooled for a minute
<Dias> The girlish scream was just for effects then?
<Snipe> ...Of course
<Dias> ...You know how long I was sneaking through the vents trying to find you?
* Colephantus moves his glances of the wall to that of Dias and Snipe. He wonders just what this whole thing is all about.
<Snipe> All day?
<Phirax> So what are we doing? *looking up from his arm.*
* Katrina` walks into the control room area, wearing a princess gown
<Katrina`> I'm dressed for the party.
<Snipe> You fiddle with that arm enough and you're going to die one day.
* Dias looks at Katrina. 1"And here I thought you'd be a devil.
* Katrina` looks at Dias covered in dust from the vent
<Katrina`> And who are you suppose to be? *she giggles*
<Dias> An evil dust bunny.
<Katrina`> It suits you
* Phirax eyes Snipe for a moment. Then shakes his head and returns to adjusting the specs on his arm.
* Snipe sneezes on Dias
<Dias> You think? *he spins around, showing off*
<Dias> Gah...*wipes his arm*
<Snipe> Man. You're making my allergies act up
* Colephantus moves his stare from Dias and Snipe to Katrina. Quickly moving his eyes to the ground.
<Dias> ....Fine. I'll go put my real costume on. But you guys and the Ensigns need to meet me down in the Simulator Room.
* Snipe nods. He walks out the door and down the stairs.
* Dias rusn out of the control room, dust flying off behind him
* Colephantus slides around the corner, walking down the stairs, heading for the Simulator room.
* Katrina` walks after Cole, trying to keep her flowing gown from hitting the floor
<Dias> MiniGM: *a creaking noise can be heard from infront and above Cole*
* Colephantus glances up.
* Katrina` bumps into COle when he stops.
* Phirax moves out after Katrina. Finally closing the maintentance door on his arm.
<Dias> MiniGM: *an opened vent creaks back and forth from the cieling a/c blowing out from it
* Snipe arrives at the simulator room, glancing around. He's still not in costume
* Colephantus glances back at Katrina. "Sorry about that." He returns his stare at the open vent. But moves out of Kat's way.
* Katrina` looks up
<Katrina`> What is it?
<Colephantus> OPen Vent I guess. Dias must be playing around again.
<Dias> MiniGM: *it creaks innocently back and forth*
* Katrina` shakes her head, moving down the stairs
<Katrina`> He gets into the halloween spirit too much
<Dias> MiniGM: *a skulls suddenly drops down from it laughing manically at the two*
* Katrina` shrieks, leaping back against Cole
* Colephantus isn't shocked and catches Katrina. Glances down at himself holding her.
<Dias> Skull: *it's eyes glow red, it's head flaps up and down laughing*
* Colephantus coughs and grabs the Skull, crushing it in his hand.
* Katrina` eyes it
<Colephantus> He acts like a child sometimes...
* Phirax is standing behind the two. Not saying a single word.
<Snipe> NRP: That's why he died.
* Colephantus glances at Katrina and allows her to move on, motioning with his hand.
* Katrina` moves along, looking sheepish for being scared.
<Dias> NRP: Ouch...
* Colephantus follows along casually. Phirax, not far behind him.
<Dias> MiniGM: *the closer they get to the simulator the more and more decorated the halls are, spider webs, blood, skeletons
* Snipe stands at the simulator room, yawning.
* Katrina` ignores them now.
* Dias sneaks up behind Snipe
<Dias> MiniGM: *a skeleton pops forward from the wall reaching out at Kat and Cole*
* Snipe stretches then turns around, swinging out behnid him
* Katrina` smacks it back
<Katrina`> He gets into it TOO much.
<Dias> MiniGM: *A picture drops down from the cieling, a picture so horrible it can only be described as Cole naked*
* Katrina` stares at the picture
<Dias> *is nailed right in the face* GAH!!!!
* Snipe rubs his nose
<Snipe> Oh, it's you
* Colephantus glances at it.
<Dias> MiniGM: *the picture stares back at Katrina*
<Colephantus> Funny what a moron can do with a computer.
<Dias> Son of a...
* Katrina` says nothing.
<Snipe> Yes? You were going to say something nice, weren't you?
* Phirax brushes past both, ripping down the picture and throwing it to the floor. He goes to move into the Sim Room.
* Katrina` moves along now, looking a bit spooked.
<Dias> Of course...*Rubs his nose* Welcome to...The Haven of the DAMNED!
<Snipe> Is that what you call this?
* Colephantus steps forward and picks up the picture. "Funny, He cut off a few inches...." more to himself. Tossing it back down.
<Dias> Well...I had to use the simulator room for most of it since someone wouldn't allocate me the funds...Bastard.
* Snipe sneezes again
<Snipe> Yeah. Sure.
* Katrina` arrives at the Sim Room.
<Dias> ...So why aren't you dressed?
* Dias looks at Kat, a smile on his face
<Dias> I hope you found the trip here pleasant?
<Katrina`> ....
<Snipe> Dressed?
<Snipe> Oh, you mean a costume.
<Dias> Yes...A costume. This is a Halloween Party.
* Snipe pulls out the Wal-Mart smiley face and tapes it onto his head
<Dias> GAH!! *slides back*
* Colephantus steps by dias, elbowing him in the back.
* Snipe smiles
* Dias slides back forward
* Phirax slides against the wall talking to himself a bit.
* Katrina` moves into the Sim Room itself.
* Colephantus stands over to the left side, taps a few buttons on the console. He is then decked out in an anchient Medieval Knight's uniform.
<Colephantus> NRP: If thats not possible. It is now. Har har har.
<Dias> MiniGM: *inside the Simulator Room is an extravagant Ball Room, on one end is a Bar with an evil looking Witch serving people drinks, on the other side is a stereo system where music is playing, misc. halloween things are everywhere. But the main attraction is in the center of the room, where a delicately drawn symbol sprawls across the floor*
<Dias> NRP: It's about as possible as you spelling Ancient right.
<Snipe> GASP! IT'S THE RUNE OF THE ANCIENT KY'TAR'VI LORDS THAT BRINGS ABOUT DOOMSDAY
<Colephantus> NRP: Shat on you. :P
<Dias> No it's not...It's something I read in a book.
* Katrina` looks at Snipe oddly.
* Snipe smiles.
* Phirax turns around in black and maroon spandex, with a bandana on. Oh and no shirt. Yes he is now JAXX!
<Dias> NRP: Who's Jaxx?
* Snipe stares at Phirax.
<Snipe> Is he our virgin sacrifice?
<Dias> Shit! I forgot to change outfits...*he quickly runs down the hall*
<Colephantus> NRP: From Mortal Kombat.
* Katrina` stands off to the side
<Dias> NRP: WHat's that?
<Colephantus> NRP: Shush.
* Dias comes running back in wearing some of Snipe's clothes
* Snipe turns the smiley face at Dias
* Colephantus walks along the Sim Room. Eyeing the decor.
* Dias waves at Snipe
* Phirax stands there looking buff and black. Even though he is white.
<Dias> NRP: You got something against black people now?
<Dias> So what do you guys think of the decor?
<Snipe> Boring
<Katrina`> It's very nice, Dias
<Dias> About as boring as your choice in clothes...*looks down at himself*
<Snipe> GM: *Ensigns pour into the room and begin to talk loudly and drink/eat the food*
<Dias> And at the stroke of midnight I plan on one big surprise!
* Snipe sets his watch ahead 3 hours
<Snipe> It's 1 minute to midnight now, Dias. *shows him his watch*
<Dias> Holy shit you're right! *sprints towards the archaic symbol is drawn*
* Colephantus yawns. Feeling bored.
* Snipe watches with that smiley face smil
* Katrina` stands there, drinking punch
* Dias slights right outside the symbols reach and holds his hands up to the air
<Colephantus> ....I have a feeling. This is going to go horribly wrong. *standing beside of Katrina*
<Katrina`> Me too. *she smiles at Cole*
* Colephantus looks back at Dias, interested, a quirk of a smile on his lips.
<Snipe> <Ensign Obvious> Oh no! He's going to bring about something that will be terrible!
<Dias> OH GREAT GOD THAT PROTECTS THE BARRIER BETWEEN THE DEMON WORLD AND THE WORLD OF MAN! I CALL FORTH TO YOU TO OPEN THE GATE! *he quickly reaches into his pocket and throws some dust onto the symbol*
* Phirax glances at Ensign Obvious. His hand slides for his pistol.
<Snipe> GM: *flashes of light begin to go off in the middle of the symbol*
* Dias looks down at the symbol
<Dias> Sweet!
<Snipe> GM: *puffs of smoke go up in the air next*
* Dias takes a step back
<Snipe> GM: *lightning crackles about the room*
* Snipe eats some crackers.
* Dias begins to scratch his head
<Colephantus> Dias....
* Dias turns around to face Cole
<Dias> Yeah?
<Snipe> <Booming, Commanding Voice> YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE GREATEST BEING OF POWER IN THE UNIVERSE. BEHOLD YOUR MASTER FOR ETERNITY
<Colephantus> Please tell me that you know what your doing....
<Colephantus> ..........
* Snipe chokes on his crackers
<Dias> ...Now I didn't right that...
* Katrina` swallows hard.
<Dias> NRP: Write..
<Phirax> .....Shit.
<Snipe> GM: *another big puff of smoke and a small robot looking guy with brown hair and white/blue armor stands there, posing wiht his hands on his hips*
* Light has joined #taw
<Light> I am the GREAT LIGHT!
* Snipe gags now.
* Colephantus arches a brow.
<Colephantus> Kinda Short...
<Dias> ...*turns around to see Light, his mouth dropping*
<Dias> ...I summoned him?
* Light spins around
<Dias> ...I summoned someone!? This is so sweet.
* Phirax smirks. "Dias...your wisdom amazes me." A biting sarcasm on his tongue.
<Light> Yes yes yes...I am so cool. You may all fallow me and bow now! *waves his hands*
<Dias> Did he just say fAllow?
<Snipe> I think he did
<Colephantus> I think so.
<Colephantus> Kinda reminds me of a shorter X1....
<Dias> ...*his hand moves upto his head, scrathing*
* Light mraches around, inspecting things.
* Light stops in front of Kat, then reaches out and grabs her boobs
<Light> You can be my sister.
<Katrina`> ...H-hey!
* Colephantus Grips his fist.
<Colephantus> Touch her again. And I'll rip out your circuits.
* Snipe keeps staring
<Light> Oh yeah?!?!?!?!?!?!?!@?!?!
<Light> 4STOP ME
* Phirax places his hand on his pistol.
<Snipe> Did he just...say words in color?
<Colephantus> ....Yes.
* Colephantus sighs
<Dias> ...But...This is messed up.
<Colephantus> 4DOn't Touch her!
* Katrina` backs away.
* Colephantus smirks.
<Snipe> Holy shit, Cole's doing it now
* Light frowns.
<Colephantus> I want to be cool like him.
<Light> You can't do that. Cheater. I call cheater on you
* Dias looks over at Snipe
<Colephantus> What? Cheater? I'm just tagging along.
<Light> CHEATER
<Colephantus> .....
* Colephantus looks down at him.
<Colephantus> Don't make me say the M word.
<Light> Don't make me beat you up you gay guy
<Dias> M word?
* Colephantus leans over to Dias and whisper, "Midget."
* Colephantus turns his attention back at Light.
<Light> You are all my slaves now, so you better get use to it!
<Dias> Oh yeah...That'll really show him...*nods, his eyes looking away*
<Colephantus> Tell me. Where do you hail from?
<Light> *I* ask the questions
* Colephantus coughs. "Where do you hail from?"
* Light blinks his eyes and Cole's arm goes missing
<Colephantus> What the fuck!?
<Colephantus> ...........
* Light crosses his arms.
* Colephantus moves his other arm there to see if it is a trick.
<Snipe> GM: *no, his left arm is gone. His right arm is fine*
<Dias> ...*looks back to Snipe again*
* Snipe keeps holding the crackers in his hand
<Colephantus> .....
<Colephantus> Fine you win. Give me my arm back. I concede defeat.
<Light> HAh. I knew it. I'm so superior. You are not cool. Y ou are cheater. I am winner. Loser. Hah.
* Light points and laughs
* Colephantus hisses at Light.
* Light walks around like he owns the place.
<Dias> ...I think I'm gonna give up on Demon Summoning.
<Snipe> Wow, you think?
<Dias> Yeah...Definetly..*eyes Light*
<Colephantus> ......
<Light> Bring me punch. *he orders Phirax*
* Phirax arches a brow.
<Phirax> No.
<Light> No?
<Phirax> Aye.
* Light blinks his eyes and Phirax turns into a pile of ashes.
* Light turns to Dias
<Light> Bring me punch.
<Dias> Eeek...*begins sliding towards the punch*
<Colephantus> Well good job Dias.
<Snipe> How long does this summoning thing last?
* Light eyes Light, obviously angry.
* Katrina` does that
<Dias> ...No clue...*reaches behind himself, grabbing some punch*
<Light> You. *snaps his fingers at Cole* Get me cake.
<Colephantus> I woudl require my other arm for such a strenuous task.
<Light> GET ME CAKE NOW!!!! *jumps up and down*
* Snipe stands there, trying to look like a decoration
* Dias slides back over to Light and holds out the punch to him
<Colephantus> I need my arm. I can't cut the cake with just one arm.
* Light takes the punch and drinks it
* Light eyes Cole, then pees on him.
* Colephantus looks down.
<Dias> ...*chuckles*
<Colephantus> Dias. After this is over. Your a dead man.
<Light> Cake? *he demands of Cole again*
<Dias> Dead? You and what army?
<Colephantus> ME AND THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD! *coughs and gags on something*
<Colephantus> NRP: Heh I saw that in a movie once.
* Light eyes Cole.
<Colephantus> What the....*grabs a piece of cake and extends it to light. In his hand.
* Dias looks at Lighty
<Dias> Can't you make him a girl or something?
* Light takes the cake
* Light stops chewing
<Light> Should I?
<Light> You would like that?
<Colephantus> I would be so hott.
<Dias> How bout turning his face into his ass and vice-versa?
<Light> Done. *Cole's face becomes his ass and his ass his face*
<Colephantus> ........
<Dias> Wow...You are powerful...
* Colephantus turns around to face Light.
<Katrina`> Cole!!!? ... *she glares at Dias* Stop that
<Colephantus> Yeah. Dias said that you were a girl. I wouldn't take that from someone as stupid.
<Light> ...*glares at Dias*
<Light> You said..WHAT?
<Colephantus> Said his Schlong was bigger too.
<Dias> I said you should have a girl.
<Light> Let you have a taste of your own medicine. *turns Dias into a girl*
* Snipe just smiles, not moving
<Dias> ...*looks down*
* Katrina` stares.
<Dias> .....See that smiley face? He's looking at you funny.
* Colephantus feels satisfied and steps back.
* Light turns to face Snipe
* Snipe runs
* Light turns Snipe into a fish
<Snipe> Shit! I'm a fish! *falls down and flops*
<Dias> He'd be a better Bandicoot.
* Snipe gags, trying to breathe
* Dias grabs his own boobs, feeling them
* Light turns to eye Kat now
<Light> Hmmmm...what should I make YOU?
* Katrina` steps back, eyeing Light evenly.
<Dias> An all powerful god?
<Phirax> Yeah, she is asking for it.
<Phirax> NRP: Egad!
* Colephantus says that, Phirax is ash!
* Light turns Kat into an ice statue and wataches her begin to melt
<Light> Now that is fun.
* Light claps his hands together.
<Colephantus> ........Please, turn her back.
<Dias> Ok...Now that's too far...*leaps forward, throwing a punch at Light's head*
* Light dodges
* Snipe flops around, suffocating
<Colephantus> I'll do anything you want. Just leave Kat alone...
<Dias> How the...*spins around swinging his arm towards his head*
* Light dodges
<Dias> ....*leaps forward to grab onto him*
* Light dodges
<Dias> ...What in the fucking hell...
<Colephantus> .....
* Katrina` melts
* Snipe stops flopping, having run out of air.
<Colephantus> Dias....I hate you.
<Dias> How the hell did you?
* Snipe lays there with fish eyes
* Light eats an apple.
* Katrina` is a puddle.
* Dias looks around
<Dias> ...What that?! *points at Light's foot*
* Light looks
* Dias swings to punch Light in the face
* Light dodges
<Dias> Oh you so suck..
<Light> I'm the ultimate being.
<Dias> Yeah of sheer annoyance...
<Light> I don't like that tone of voice
* Light eyes Dias
<Colephantus> NRP: Goddamnit. They killed my favorite knight off.
<Dias> NRP: HAHA FUCKER!
* Light traps Dias in a bubble
<Dias> HOLY SHIT A THREE-HEADED MONKEY! *points behind Light*
* Light sends him flying into a nearby star
* Dias spins around and slams into the bubble*
<Dias> GAH!!! *spins threw space*
<Colephantus> Hey Light. Try and Fight me!
* Light walks towards Cole
* Colephantus runs forward swinging his Katar.
* Light dodges
* Colephantus does it again.
* Light dodges
* Colephantus farts in his general direction.
* Light captures it in a bubble and slams it back into Cole
* Colephantus dodges.
* Light hit Cole and it can't be dodged so there
<Colephantus> Two can play this game, you little shit.
* Colephantus dodges cause he is awesome so HAH!
<Light> GASP
* Light reels back
<Colephantus> Now, change them back!
* Light traps Cole in a bubble
* Colephantus dodges!
* Colephantus dodges before he can counter!
* Light can't be dodged.
* Colephantus dodges anyway.
* Light blows up the entire station
<Colephantus> NRP: LOL!
* Colephantus dodges.
<Dias> NRP: Cole you are stupid...
<Light> !!!
<Colephantus> NRP: So?
* Light pees on Cole
<Colephantus> ....
* Colephantus pees back.
* Light looks at all the daed bodies
<Light> Ha ah ha.
* Colephantus revives them.
* Light kills them all again
* Colephantus revives them again.
* Light kills them all again
* Terra` has joined #TAW
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Terra`
* Colephantus revives them again.
* Light kills them all again
* Colephantus revives them again.
* Light kills them all again
* Colephantus revives them again.
<Colephantus> NRP: I wont stop.
* Light kills them all again
* Colephantus revives them again.
* Light kills them all again
* Colephantus revives them again and Kills LIght.
* Light kills them all
* Terra` walks in, and looks over Light. "Who do you think you are? God?"
* Light turns to Terra
<Light> Yes!
<Terra`> ...
* Colephantus revives them.
* Light kills them
* Colephantus revives them.
* Light kills them
* Terra` suddenly blurs, jumpkicking Light in the head
<Light> !
<Colephantus> Hey Light. I killed you about. 10 minutes ago.
* Colephantus revives them.
* Light was kicked by Terra` (Terra`)
<Colephantus> NRP: lol.
<Snipe> GM: *everything returns to normal*
* Snipe stops floppping
<Snipe> ...what...the?
* Phirax glances around.
<Dias> ...*looks around* What the...
* Katrina` looks surprised.
* Colephantus is normal and arches a brow at Terra.
<Terra`> Who was that, anyway?
<Colephantus> How did you...?
<Colephantus> some little nuisance.
<Dias> So should we try summoning a new demon?
<Terra`> Yeah, well he's gone. Looks like he can't stand kicks.
* Snipe feels for gills
<Terra`> NO!
* Dias jumps back, startled
<Katrina`> NO!
* Katrina` punches Dias
<Dias> GAH!! *grabs his shoulder*
* Colephantus is shocked by Katrina's punch and laughs at Dias.
<Phirax> ....You just got beat up by a girl...
<Snipe> GM: *all the Ensigns stare at them*
<Colephantus> Can we leave now?
<Dias> Computer, chicken suit Cole and Phirax...
* Snipe flees from the room, traumatized
<Colephantus> ....I really hate you.
<Dias> MiniGM: *Cole and Phirax suddenly are in Chicken Suits*
<Snipe> GM: *the chicken dance music starts playing*
<Phirax> Wow. I feel so...clucky.
<Phirax> Oh shit yeah! *starts to boogie down*
<Colephantus> ....
* Terra` laughs
<Colephantus> Computer, erase Dias' face.
<Dias> MiniGM: *the Simulator doesn't respond to Cole*
<Snipe> Narrator: The events I've just told you might or might not have happened. I was actually drunk as shit during the halloween party.
<Snipe> Session Ends
Session Close: Mon Jan 03 21:49:43 2005