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* #taw is being logged
<Stark> SUPERPOPE!
<Ire> Session 22: Abductions
<Ire> Time Chart: May 5th, 2222
<Ire> Location: Building 38
* Ire sits up in the control room, flipping through files as usual.
* Stark sits in the control room.
<Hioku> NRP: Damn, can't join before the session. @.@
*** Kimera is now known as Silouette
* Pope smokes a cigarette inside the control room with Stark and Ire
* Ire grunts, leaning his head against his hands. It's rather warm inside and a fan blows warm air across the control room.
* Silouette idly reads over some reports.
* Firebird snores, still in bed
* Stark drinks iced tea, looking over a report.
<Ire> GM: *most of the solved cases - like the voodoo cat, the haunted house, and other such bizzare cases outside the 5th Column, have all been rejected as "absurd"*
<Ire> GM: *from downstairs the sound of someone jogging up is heard*
* Firebird rolls over as the footsteps go nearby - and falls out of bed
<Silouette> NRP: Considering how common psychics are these days, I'm surprised they rejected the voodoo cat... That seems plain old normal.
<Ire> Voice: *crash, then "Fignuts!"*
* Ire turns his head towards the control room door, brushing back some black hair.
<Ire> ...Jerry.
<Stark> Hrm.
<Ire> Jerry: *rushes in, holding some folders. He pushes up his glasses* Hello.
* Firebird groans as he glances at his clock, and starts getting clothes on
* Ire leans back in his seat, letting out a grunt.
<Ire> Jerry: *walks over to a clear table space and drops the folders, sighing in relief at freeing his arms. He stretches*
* Silouette doesn't look up.
* Firebird stumbles out of his room - with his belt on backwards, and thus his guns facing the wrong way - and makes his way upstairs
* Ire turns to face Firebird.
* Stark turns to them.
<Ire> Jerry: Well, uh, HQ has an interesting case for you guys to work on today.
* Silouette rolls her eyes, but says nothing...
* Firebird yawns
* Stark listens.
* Pope smokes
<Ire> Jerry: *places his hands on a folder labled simply "Alien Abduction Claims, 1950-2150"* Command wants you to investigate the validity of these old claims.
<Pope> More excitin' work for the Hoaxbusters.
<Stark> From 2150? That makes it a litlte more difficult... those are antiquated.
<Ire> Jerry: At the same time, there's been a rise in current abduction claims going around Mega City at alarming rate. *he pats the second folder* They want you to talk to these people and get to the bottom of this.
<Ire> ...*gets a jaw twitch, briefly* Fine.
<Ire> Jerry: Well, I've gone to the trouble of tracing family trees to current living families for you. But HQ wnats to know what the situation is and if we're being invaded by some outside force.
<Stark> Doesn't HQ have monitor satelites?
<Ire> Jerry: Yes, our area have satelities in space. They're not getting anything. Plus our shipping shuttles haven't seen anything.
<Stark> I would think that at this point after the Tsivrixsh wars that we would have more iformation and better information gathering techniques than organizing a terrestrial team...
* Silouette is surprisingly calm for being assigned to such an outragious case
<Ire> Jerry: Our resources are not what they were before our planet was hit.
<Ire> Jerry: Quite frankly, Earth is dirt poor.
* Stark nods.
<Ire> This seems a bit ... ridicilous..
<Stark> NRP: We're the etheiopia of the galaxy! Woo!
<Ire> Jerry: Well, Lt., I'm sure your group will get to the bottom of this. Good luck! *With that, Jerry is gone*
* Stark turns to Ire.
<Ire> ...somedays I wonder if the HQ wants us to give up.
<Pope> Well duh, mate.
* Ire slides his chair over to the current abduction files, grabs it, then flips through it.
* Stark hands Ire the Phone.
<Ire> Most of these seem to be living in the poor sections of Mega City. Probably just people wanting a good laugh.
* Ire looks at Stark, then the phone.
<Stark> I suppose we start making calls.
<Firebird> ...Now, I may still be half asleep... but did he just say we're going to interview the descendants of a bunch of screwballs that... *yawns* ...What was I saying...?
* Stark has the other phone, taking a stack of the reports.
* Pope pushes Firebird over
<Ire> Firebird, *rolls over to a desk and dialing numbers* feel free to shoot yourself.
<Firebird> ...What?
* Ire begins to talk with people on the phone.
<Ire> GM: *the 1950-2150 folder remains untouched*
<Stark> Caller #1: Aliens! They're here to take ovah the werld! *what sounds like a talking dog in the background*
* Ire eyes Stark's speaker phone.
<Stark> ...
*** Ella has joined #taw
<Pope> NRP: ...You'd know if it was a talking dog?
* Stark hangs up and calls another.
<Pope> NRP: Ellie!
<Stark> NRP: Stark's a voodoo lord. He knows these things.
<Ire> NRP: Hey, Ellie.
<Stark> NRP: Just started, Alt.
<Ella> NRP: yo
<Stark> Caller #2: Yes, I was abducted by aliens.
<Stark> What can you tell us about this?
<Stark> Caller #2: Well, my husband said they removed his brain. They just forced me to perform sexual acts of a---
<Stark> We'll call you back, ma'am.
<Ire> ....*hangs up his phone* New idea.
* Stark turns to Ire.
<Ella> NRP: can't play just yet
<Ire> We'll meet them in person. That way I can decide to run upon seeing them.
* Ire stands up, stretching.
* Stark nods.
* Ire makes a call to have a van brought over.
* Stark heads out.
* Ire steps over Firebird and walks down stairs.
* Silouette closes up her files and heads down stairs, shaking her head slightly.
<Pope> NRP: BRB, Tyson just knocked out his opponent
* Firebird snores
* Ire steps outside into the warm spring weather.
* Stark looks out of place, standing infront of the flower bed of the building's facade.
<Ire> Van: *pulls up and a drunk teenager staggers out*
<Ire> Teenager: He-ey, it's my favorite unit! *laughs, then pukes on the lawn*
* Stark clubs the Teenager over the head.
<Ella> NRP: Tyson is fighting?
<Ire> Teenager: *falls over*
* Stark takes shotgun.
* Ire grimaces and steps into the van, slamming the driver door shut.
* Ire sets the folders down between himself and Stark.
* Ire glances back inside, seeing no one else is coming out the door into the bright sunlight.
* Stark looks at the 1950-2150.
<Ire> ...
*** Ella is now known as Infinity
* Ire reverses the van slowly, just barely avoiding the camotose kid.
* Silouette has gotten in the van when Ire wasn't watching.
<Infinity> NRP: where is everyone?
* Ire puts it back in driver, having reversed the van enough for a semi circle to be done.
<Ire> NRP: Outside in the van.
<Hioku> NRP: Wanting to join
<Ire> NRP: 'cept Pope.
* Ire eyes Silouette, but doesn't comment.
<Silouette> NRP: Okay, movie's over
<Infinity> NRP: where is Pope?
* Ire drives slowly away from Building 38 and stops just at the street, waiting for traffic to lighten up.
<Ire> So, do you think they're being abducted, Harlequin
<Ire> NRP: In the building.
<Stark> Possibly.
* Ire pulls out onto the street.
* Ire gets into the right lane and begins to move with the traffic.
<Ire> Is there any descriptions in those files as to what these aliens look like?
* Ire heads for the worn down sector of Mega City.
<Stark> .... *flips through* From orange balls, gray short balding with big eyes, to angels, to guys with wild hair and big hair.
<Pope> NRP: 49 seconds, 1st round, Tyson wins.
<Ire> ...
<Silouette> ...why we're being sent to investigate the cases from 70 to 270 years old instead of the recent ones I will never understand...
<Stark> Oh, and one report of a guy with a large sword.
*** Infinity is now known as Molly
<Ire> ...
* Ire eyes Stark.
<Ire> A...large ... sword?
* Stark hands him the report.
* Ire glances at it while driving.
* Ire parks in one driveway of a rather low-middle class neighbor.
<Ire> Stark - Silouette, go talk to the person. *sits in the van, reading*
* Stark steps out.
* Silouette nods and steps out silently.
* Stark knocks on the door.
<Stark> Woman: *cracks the door open* H...hello?
* Pope pops out from the backseat
* Ire glances at Pope briefly, then back at the report.
<Pope> Alright, let's go.
*** Molly is now known as Infinity
<Ire> ....*looks back* What?
<Pope> You 'eard me, let's go. We pull a prank on Stark.
<Ire> ... *goes back to the report*
* Silouette let's Stark do the talking, since she really isn't much of a people person.
<Stark> ... You were abducted?
<Pope> Bugger, you ain't any fun.
*** Firebird is now known as Sherin-Sleepin
<Stark> Woman: ..Are you the psychic?
<Stark> Er.... no...
<Stark> Woman: Are you from the agency?
* Ire grunts.
<Stark> You could say that.
* Infinity walks along side the van, and blinks. To note, though while still barefoot, she has ditched the goggles, and wears jeans, a brown blouse and a leather kneelength tan trenchcoat.
<Stark> Woman: *Opens the door and embraces Stark* I WAS SO SCARED!
<Stark> G...ah!
* Ire looks up from the report to see the hug.
<Infinity> ...what the bloody hell are they doing here?
<Stark> Woman: *is topless*
<Ire> ... Friendly. *goes back to the report*
* Silouette keeps a straight face somehow.
<Stark> M...M'am, what happened?
<Stark> Woman: They took me onto their ship and made me have......have.... sex with some man I've nver met. Then then then.... they left me with 30 dollars in an ally.
* Pope looks out the window at Infinity
* Stark looks around the woman, seeing bottles on the floor.
<Silouette> ......
<Stark> .... We'll let you know, Ma'am.
<Stark> Woman: Don't you believe me!?
<Stark> We'll find out what's going on.
<Pope> Fancy meetin' you 'ere
* Stark turns, walking to the van.
* Ire sets the report down and waits for Stark.
* Infinity shoves her hands in her pockets, and shrugs, "What can I say, I get around?"
<Stark> Woman: *jumps up and down anxiously* I'm telling the truuuuuth!!!
* Stark gets in the van.
<Stark> A prostitute looking for an excuse.
* Ire raises an eyebrow at the woman, then begins to back up.
<Ire> Understood.
<Stark> Woman: *jumps up and down a lot*
* Ire reverses back onto the street, glancing at Infinity out his driver window as he shifts gears back to drive.
<Silouette> NRP: Er... Driving away?
<Ire> NRP: Yes.
* Silouette makes no comment as the van starts driving off when she's heading back.
* Ire puts it in park as he waits for Silouette.
<Pope> Whoa, whoa, what the 'ell you doin'?
<Ire> What do you mean?
* Infinity rolls her eyes, and hops into the van.
<Pope> ...Nevermind, mate.
* Silouette glances at Ire as the climbs in, her expression unreadable.
* Ire goes to shift gears, then looks back at Silouette, looks almost disappointed, then goes back, puts it in drive, and heads down the street.
<Infinity> So, what the bloody hell are we doin?
<Ire> Talking to prostitues.
* Ire says this clamly as he pulls up into the next driveway.
<Ire> Alright. Stark and Silouette can wait her this time.
<Ire> (Here)
* Ire steps out of the van.
* Silouette nods and picks up the file.
* Infinity looks dumbfounded, "Are we throwing a party for someone?"
* Ire puts his hands in his pockets as he walks up to the front door, glancing back as he waits for Pope.
* Stark reads the reports...
* Pope gets out of the van and comes to the door
* Ire nods at the door.
<Ire> You can talk to this one,.
<Pope> ...Beautiful.
* Pope raps on the door sharply
<Ire> GM: *The door opens a crack and an eye observes Pope for a moment, then the door slams shut*
<Pope> Alright, let's go.
<Ire> Male Voice: Who are you!?
<Pope> We're the damn military, open the bloody door!
<Ire> Male Voice: ... you work for the government!? *He sounds freaked*
* Infinity shrugs, and ambles to stand very close to Ire's back.
<Pope> What did I just say? Are you deaf, mate? Open the door!
<Ire> GM: *The door is flung open and a bald guy stands there in a tiny white shirt and boxers. He aims a weapon of some sort at Pope*
<Ire> GM: *the guy begins to pull the trigger and it flashes and makes sounds at Pope*
<Ire> Guy: You'll never take me and cut up my brain!
<Pope> ...You've got three seconds to get that piece of shite outta me face before I blow yer head off.
* Ire steps back.
<Ire> Guy: *throws it at Pope*
* Ire facepalms.
* Pope ducks it and pulls out his shotgun
<Ire> Guy: AAAH! *slams the door shut again*
* Ire turns to walk back to the car.
* Infinity winces as Ire would most likely step on her foot.
<Infinity> fucking 'ell!
* Pope taps the gun against his shoulder
<Ire> No more people relations for you, Mr. Pope.
<Pope> Alright, now we play my way.
<Infinity> ....how about I try this?
<Pope> 'Old on, we're not done 'ere yet
* Ire stops, looks pained, then turns back around to see what the two do.
<Ire> Alright, Privates...
* Infinity lifts her eyes to the skies, "Pope, let me handle this?"
<Silouette> *looks to Stark* ...you know... I think some people in this unit are actually appropiate for some of these screwed up cases...
* Pope sighs with resignation and puts his gun awy. "Yeah, luv, go for it."
* Infinity smiles with some hope, and knocks on the door again.
<Ire> Guy: Go away! Go awaaaay!
* Ire shoots Stark a glance that says this is a bad day.
<Infinity> But I need to talk to you sir! I was taken too!
* Infinity winks to Pope.
<Ire> GM: *The door opens and the bald guy, now wearing tin foil on his head, eyes her* You were?
* Stark nods.
* Cally-Partaahhh is back -( Getting ready for muh party. w00t! )- gone 6 hr 7 min 12 s
*** Cally-Partaahhh is now known as Caladia
* Infinity nods slowly, "Yes." She even makes herself look a little afraid.
<Ire> Guy: Did they anally probe you, too?
<Caladia> NRP: HEY GUYS!
<Silouette> NRP: Hey Cally!
<Pope> NRP: <Infinity> Only after I asked.
<Ire> NRP: LOL
* Infinity blushes and looks down at the floor, ".....yes...." She looks up at him, "Sir, please, could you tell me what happened so I can better understand what happened to me?"
<Caladia> NRP: ... The one present I got tonight was bathbeads in a plastic container in the shape of a vibrator. o.o;;;;
<Pope> NRP: o O
<Ire> Guy: Well. .... I was mindin' my own business...here at my place...uh...reading some edu..ca..educa...important magazines, and uh...there was this bright light on me...and..uh...I felt weightless...and..uh..this gray guy with big black eyes probed my ass, then left.
<Ire> GM: *on the floor behind him happens to be a porn movie titled "Orgasmic Aliens from Space"*
<Ire> ...
* Ire simply turns and walks back to the van, opens the door, and gets in, slamming it shut.
* Infinity nods slowly, "Thank you sir...." She eyes the movie, and then pulls the man in for a tight hug, "Thank you so much!"
* Infinity pulls away and grins a bit sadistically, "I'm one of them." She winks,and then walks off towards the van.
<Ire> Guy: ... AAAAAAAH *slams the door shut*
*** Infinity is now known as Molly
* Pope thrusts his finger at the man. "Yer lucky, mate!"
<Molly> NRP: I gotta go now.
<Pope> NRP: Aww, bye El. =(
<Ire> NRP: *fires you!*
<Silouette> NRP: Later Elly
<Silouette> ...I like that girl's style...
<Caladia> NRP: bye byes Ellie!!
* Pope climbs into the van
* Ire watches Infinity leave the group again, just as mysteriously as she joined.
<Molly> NRP: Can I play using this nick?
<Ire> ... *Grunts*
<Ire> NRP: ... *eyes you*
<Ire> NRP: I just had her leave. ><
<Pope> NRP: So we ignore it. =P
<Molly> NRP: okay, okay. I'll just play in the vamp game.
<Ire> NRP: If you do it, you need to title each message with <Infinity>
<Caladia> NRP: If she can come back, then I Unoria should just spontaneously appear too. :P
<Ire> NRP: *throws you out*
* Pope lights up a cigarette
* Ire pulls out of the driveway and runs over something
<Ire> ...
<Pope> Right, so what's next?
* Ire opens the car door and steps out, glancing under the van to see Unoria, who just spantaneously appeared behind the van.
<Pope> ...Great, you killed another cat.
*** Infinity has joined #taw
*** Infinity has quit IRC (Quit: Love is the size of the tumours inside us.)
<Ire> Close enough.
<Silouette> ......
<Molly> NRP: So lagging tonight
<Stark> Hrm..
*** Infinity has joined #taw
*** Molly has left #taw
* Ire reaches under and drags Unoria out.
<Ire> Stark, heal her.
* Infinity hops back into the van next to Pope, "Ya know, that was fun."
*** Caladia is now known as Unoria
* Stark casts healing mojo.
<Pope> I was gonna kick the door down and threaten 'im lots.
* Ire opens the back door and flops Unoria in, then slams the door shut.
* Ire gets back into the driver door.
<Unoria> ... Hey!
* Ire finishes pulling out, then heads down the street.
* Stark looks at Unoria.
<Stark> I have an idea.
* Infinity shrugs, "Playing with his mind was kinda cool. Had more style."
* Unoria yawns.
* Stark turns to Ire.
* Ire has the "don't ask" look.
<Unoria> NRP: he wouldn't be asking, he would be suggesting something.
* Ire parks at the next place.
<Ire> Unoria - Silouette, this is yours.
<Silouette> ...alright...
<Unoria> okie... *gets out of the van*
* Stark crosses his arms.
<Ire> ...*pauses* I hate this job.
* Silouette gets out and walks up, knocking on the door.
* Infinity kicks her feet up. They are dirty from walking around barefoot
<Stark> Man's voice: Don't OPEN THE DOOR!
* Ire grabs a folder and glances at it.
<Infinity> Then why are you still here Ire?
* Unoria slowly follows then raises a brow at the mans voice.
* Ire doesn't bother to answer.
<Stark> Man: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
<Unoria> Sir, what's wrong?
<Stark> Man: AAAHHH! *a sword blade goes through the door, misisng Unoria by an inch*
* Ire looks up at the sword going through the door.
<Silouette> ......does this mean we can use lethal force...?
<Pope> Right, so, what are we actually s'posed to accomplish here?
* Unoria hops back... "Okay, too close for comfort
<Ire> Well ... I think we identify if this threat is real, then neutralize it.
<Stark> *the sword is upulled away and all is quiet*
<Infinity> ...Nothing. We never are supposed to do anything
<Stark> Man: ...... Okay, open the door!
* Silouette cautiously turns the knob and pushes the door open
<Infinity> As an alien, we wouldn't anally probe you.
* Unoria hides slightly behind Sil.
<Ire> .... *eyes Infinity briefly*
<Stark> Man: *sits crosslegged on the floor, clothes torn and cut*
* Unoria blinks. "... What happened Sir?"
<Infinity> It's true, anal probes don't show enough. You'd have to do something like a full body x-way.
<Silouette> ......
<Stark> Man: I was attacked by cats.
<Unoria> ...O.o ... Cats?
<Stark> Man: Cats, aliens, and a guy with a big sword.
<Unoria> ... Can you be a bit more specific? What did the man look like?
* Pope stares blankly at Infinity
<Stark> Man: Yes, this has been going on for the past month or so... no one believes me... *cries* THE CATS HAD WINGS!
* Ire glances at Stark.
* Stark shrugs.
<Silouette> ......
<Unoria> The cats had wings?... Sir, wht did the MAN look like.
<Silouette> *looks to Unoria* ...isn't that what those breeding obsessed aliens looked like...?
<Stark> Man: Crazy hair, always doing weird things...
<Pope> NRP: <Man> Like a blonde skinny guy in a plaid jacket!
* Infinity taps her lips, "....maybe a horny alien might. Those T-fuckers might do it for a joke. God damn T-fuckers." She actually looks angery now.
* Ire eyes Infinity again, then looks at Stark again
* Stark shrugs again..
<Unoria> ... I'm not sure... Ire might know. Sir.... when did the leave?
<Stark> Man: Just now... didn't you see the sword!?
<Hioku> NRP: T?
<Unoria> Yes, it was an inch away from impaling me.
<Pope> NRP: Tsivs
* Infinity bites her tongue, and chews on it in anger
<Stark> Man: There's your proof!
<Pope> ...Uh, Ayn, yer scarin' me, luv.
* Silouette glances around to see if the man actually had the sword himself.
<Unoria> ... Sir, it's not really proof if there was a door in the way.
<Unoria> I don't have X-ray vision.
* Ire turns the radio on to play some pop music from the early 2200's.
* Infinity blinks, and shakes her head, "....sorry hon...." She looks out the window, "It gets to me ya know?"
* Ire leans back in his seat.
<Stark> Man: Then leave!
<Stark> Man: *scowls* You saw the sword and you still don't believe! Go away!
<Unoria> No, I just saw a sword stab through the door. It could have easily been you.
<Ire> What's taking those two so long.
<Unoria> Either way. Is there any other proof?
* Ire leans forward, watching the open door from a distance.
<Stark> Man: Go AWAY! *throws a plush cat at Unoria and runs away*
* Unoria watches the plushie and blinks at the man. "Sure!" Plushie in hand, she turns around and walks to the van.
* Infinity shrugs, "Maybe they're having troubles."
<Stark> *the plushy bursts into flames and burns her hand*
* Ire sees Unoria coming back. He leans forward, putting it in reverse, but keeps his foot on the brakes until they are in.
* Silouette shakes her head and heads out, "...we'll be in touch... maybe..."
* Unoria screams and drops the plushie to the ground. "What the hell!"
<Stark> Hrm.
* Ire eyes the burning plushie
<Ire> ...the assumption would be that it takes them longer to reach the van now.
<Stark> ...
* Unoria shrugs and steps into the van.
<Silouette> *opens the door* ...might be a bit of something to this one... possibly...
<Ire> Tell us what he said.
* Ire backs up and runs over something again.
<Ire> ...
* Ire puts it in park, opens his car door, steps out, and looks under the van to see Dahok.
* Dahok lies there twitching
<Ire> ... *grabs him, pulls him out, and looks at Stark* ...Heal Him...
* Infinity sighs softly.
<Silouette> ...attacked by 'flying cats' and a guy with weird hair and a big sword... a sword actually came through the door, and the man is cut up...
<Stark> ... Do I have to?
<Ire> ...yes.
* Stark does so.
* Ire opens the side door and throws him into the back.
<Pope> ...What the hell, do you people 'ide under the bloomin' van or what?
* Infinity blinks.
* Ire slams the door shut, gets back into the driver door, and closes it. He reverses back into the stret.
<Ire> Flying cats? Lunarians>
<Silouette> ...only flying cats I know of...
* Unoria sits, arms crossed
<Ire> It is a possibility since McCabe ran them all out of Mega City.
<Stark> Hmm...
<Infinity> ...not them.
<Dahok> I bet it is...
* Ire drives down the street.
<Dahok> I thought Slasher ran them out of Mega City
<Ire> Not all of them.
<Ire> Though he did piss them off.
<Infinity> So why are they funning amok and fuckin people?
<Dahok> Huh....
<Ire> Good question.
<Dahok> From what I read, that's all they think about.
<Ire> Lets talk to a few more people and see if any more stories match up to them. If so, we'll lay out a trap.
<Dahok> Mating and reproducing....
* Ire pulls up into the next driveway.
* Silouette shakes her head...
<Ire> Dahok, Stark, this is yours.
* Stark hops out and goes to the door.
* Stark knocks.
<Dahok> Oi....*gets out of the van and walks along side Stark*
<Ire> Guy: HIIIIYAAA! *knocks the van out and is misses Stark to land on Dahok*
* Pope polishes hit shotgun barrel
<Ire> (er, van = door*)
* Stark recoils
<Ire> Guy: You'll never take me, ya' damn pussies!
* Dahok recoils from the door slamming into his head
* Dahok stumbles around his left hand pressed against his forehead
<Dahok> Oww....
<Ire> Guy: *runs and dives in the bushes*
* Unoria sighs heavily. "in the first 5 minutes I'm almost impaled by a sword and burned by a combusting plushie.. "
<Stark> Uh.. sir? Were you abducted by cats?
<Ire> Guy: Why..yes, yes I was. And a guy with spikey hair and a big sword. Are you related to them?
<Infinity> NRP: Now I must go
<Stark> No, we're out to stop them.
*** Infinity has quit IRC (Quit: Love is the size of the tumours inside us.)
<Dahok> NRP: It's GARLAND!
<Ire> Guy: Oh. Really? I'll give you...a...a dead fish as gratitude.
<Stark> ...
* Dahok shakes his head as he regains his composure
<Unoria> NRP: DS!!! DS!!!! lol
<Dahok> NRP: No way..It's Garland man!
<Stark> Did the cats have wings and did they seem to have an insatiable libido?
<Ire> Guy: *all scholarly* Yes.
* Stark turns to Ire.
* Ire eyes the scene, then looks at Pope.
* Unoria looks over to Ire.. "What's your problem?"
* Ire turns back to look at Stark.
* Pope shrugs
<Ire> ..problem?
<Stark> That's all we needed to know.
* Stark goes over to Ire.
<Ire> Guy: Do you want the fish? I GOT FISH! FIIIISH!
* Dahok walks over to Ire
<Stark> Winged sex-cats.
* Ire rolls down the window to hear Stark.
<Unoria> Yeah. Your unusually depressing today. Moreso then usual.
<Ire> ...I see. It's Lunarians. The question is how do we catch them.
<Dahok> We could always set Stark out as bait with a sign saying fuck me.
<Ire> ....no, they wouldn't go for Stark...*pauses, then looks at Pope*
<Stark> Well, that one guy is yelling "fish" constantly.
<Dahok> Check the nearest Sperm banks?
<Silouette> ...what...?
<Unoria> ....Who are they gonna go after then?
<Ire> Guy: FISH! FIIIISHJ!
* Ire ignores the guy yelling out fish.
<Ire> We need to think of a trap they won't suspect. *in the background a flock flying cats grab the guy and carry him off*
<Stark> NRP: ROFLAO
<Silouette> ...free fish stand...?
<Unoria> ... What about a prostitute? *motions over to Pope*
<Dahok> Alright, then let's just put some catnip on Pope and tie him to a tree.
<Ire> Good idea. A prostitute selling fish.
<Pope> ...
<Pope> They don't like English blokes.
<Dahok> How would you know?
<Pope> 'Cause...I smell like smoke. Yeah.
<Unoria> I bet they like English cross-dressers!
* Pope points at Stark
<Pope> Use him.
<Dahok> He's too old...look at him
<Unoria> .. Stark's an english cross-dresser?
<Pope> Yes.
<Ire> ...
<Dahok> And that's what the catnip's for Pope.
<Ire> ...alright, we'll use Dahok.
* Stark turns back to the man.
<Stark> Where'd he go?
* Unoria laughs
* Ire looks up, shrugs
<Dahok> .....I'm too young.
<Ire> Probably hunting fish.
<Unoria> Have fun Dahok!
<Pope> No you're not, now shut up and go get a dress.
<Ire> ...then who's not too old, not English, and just right?
Session Close: Sun Feb 23 00:00:00 2003