Session Start: Thu Nov 04 20:26:41 2004
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20041104.log'
<Snipe> Session 221: Tsivrixshs
<Snipe> Time Chart: November 13th, 2223
<Snipe> Location: Aquarius in Tsivrixsh Space
* Strife` has joined #taw
* Alicia is now known as Terra`
* Snipe sits in the cafeteria, which is empty of food. He sighs sadly.
* Dias sits up on the bridge, running through all the sub-systems so he can become familiar with them all
<Terra`> NRP: BTW, did anyone die last session? o.o
<Dias> NRP: No sadly...
<Snipe> NRP: 220? Or 219?
<Terra`> NRP: 220
* Colephantus is sitting in the pilot's seat, running through all protocals to make sure the ship is up to speed.
<Snipe> NRP: No one died.
<Terra`> NRP: Ah, okay
* Phirax is standing beside the captain's chair, staring out into space, in deep thought.
* Katrina` sits on the bridge, asleep at the science station
* Dias brings up the weapons systems and begins studying them over
* Kio has quit IRC (Quit: )
* Strife` sneaks over, and plops down in the captains seat
<Snipe> GM: *The Aquarius comes out of hyperspace near the Tsivrixsh Homeworld, where much of the Tsivrixsh fleet is parkeD*
* Colephantus presses the comm to the cafeteria, "Snipe, We have arrived."
* Dias looks up at thhe holo-screen studying the fleet
<Snipe> GM: *construction of something rather large is being made, too, it seems - bigger than any mere ship or station*
<Phirax> Is it just me. Or does it seem that they haven't moved their fleet at all?
<Dias> They're in a defensive postion...But what's the being constructed in the back...
* Snipe steps onto the bridge and pushes up his glasses, which have slid down his nose as usual.
<Dias> Kat, wake up time.
* Dias turns back to Snipe
<Colephantus> Biggest ship I've ever seen.
* Katrina` twitches in her sleep, not responding. It looks like she's having a nightmare.
* Terra` heads up to the bridge, carrying The Jar. Anyone watching might think she has... issues.
* Kio has joined #taw
<Terra`> NRP: Or Kio
* Dias taps something on his station, a spot zooms in on the thing being constructed
<Phirax> I don't think thats a ship....
<Snipe> GM: *it's circular*
* Colephantus slides over to Kat and lays a hand on her back, "We've arrived..."
<Dias> Dear god...They couldn't be building oneo f those...
<Kio> NRP: Que?
* Katrina` jerks in her sleep, almost gasping
<Colephantus> NRP: Were all in the bridge.
* Snipe walks up behind Dias
* Dias fists clench
* Strife` hops up, deciding the captain's seat isn't the best place for him to be right now.
<Colephantus> NRP: We're
<Snipe> ...well, it's been a long time since we've seen one of those.
<Phirax> What is it?
* Gar-gone is now known as Junior
<Dias> It's a Planet Killer.
<Dias> Very very dangerous...
* Junior steps onto the bridge.
<Strife`> Dude... so THAT'S what those look like?
<Phirax> A what? Why would they be making one of those?
* Terra` follows Junior onto the bridge
* Kio rids up to the elevator..looking considerably annoyed for the moment. If he were thinking straight..he'd go ahead and start shooting random people
<Snipe> There's been two PKs that I know of. Both were destroyed before they were used on Eart.
* Katrina` looks at the image everyone else is looking at, realizing what they are discussing
<Dias> This is more disturbing then rewarding to know.
* Snipe turns to look at Junior.
* Colephantus slides back over to the Pilot's controls, and adjusts his speed, slowing down some.
<Snipe> It seems allies are preparing to do some heavy batting.
<Snipe> NRP: our
<Junior> Good.
<Phirax> Lets just hope they remember that we are their allies.
<Katrina`> I can't believe they would make such a horrible weapon...
<Dias> I can.
<Snipe> What's that old saying? Anything you can do I can do better?
<Dias> Heh...
<Dias> Well we better let them know we've come in peace.
<Phirax> Shall I? *he says as he looks down at the Captain's seat.
<Junior> That'd be a good idea.
* Seta has joined #taw
* Seta is now known as Project-Diamond
<Snipe> Go ahead.
* Phirax presses a few buttons on the captains chair, after a beep he speaks, "This is the Aquarius, requesting an audiance."
* Project-Diamond walks about the bridge, trying to remember the past few battles.
<Snipe> GM: *a few moments passes, then a voice responds in crisp, broken english* <Voice> Aquarius. What your request is?
* Dias turns to Jr.
* Phirax glances at Snipe.
<Dias> This is your department.
* Snipe glances at the ceiling
* Katrina` looks at Jr
* Project-Diamond glances at his feet.
* Phirax turns to Junior.
* Snipe glances at Junior
* Junior stands.
<Phirax> Well?
<Junior> We need audience with the emperor.
* Strife` shifts over to the side
<Snipe> <Voice> Hold.
<Dias> Pssst...Next time let them know who you are.
* Project-Diamond walks over to the corner, leaning on the wall.
<Terra`> That... would help...
* Junior glances to Dias.
<Junior> We don't need to.
<Katrina`> Sardis should recognize our ship. *sounds happy to see him again*
<Junior> The Aquarius has been registred as a flag ship.
* Dias shrugs
* Colephantus sighs as he fiddles with the Pilot's controls.
<Snipe> <Voice> Request granted. Shuttle come. This location. Now. *sends them a location*
<Project-Diamond> NRP: kay-o.
* Colephantus adjusts the ship to head for the location.
<Snipe> I think they're neglecting their Basic in school.
<Colephantus> Ya think?
<Dias> They probably think too little of it.
<Snipe> GM: *The Aquarius, being a space-faring space ship, can not get near the planet without trouble*
* Colephantus presses a few buttons.
<Colephantus> I think we'll have to take a shuttle down there.
<Snipe> Yeah. "Shuttle come" kind of hinted at that.
<Strife`> Theirs or ours?
<Snipe> Uh....
<Colephantus> I forgot this thing can't go to planets.
<Dias> Hahaha...*pats his stomach as he laughs at Cole*
* Project-Diamond is silent.
<Snipe> Lets...try our shuttle.
<Kio> 14"And we say they neglected basics.." 2Facepalms
* Junior heads out for the hanger.
* Colephantus sighs and repositions the ship on the outskirts of the planet, just outside of the planet's atmosphere.
* Snipe follows after Junior.
* Colephantus locks it in and stands.
* Dias steps over to the elevator and opens it, steppign on
* Katrina` gets up, walking after the others.
<Colephantus> Lets go.
* Terra` follows Junior, still carrying that jar. Strange.
* Project-Diamond follows them slowly, still silent.
* Colephantus walks out toward the hangar, with Phirax behind him.
* Dias exits the elevator and onto the hanger
* Kio decides to take the stairwell down to the hanger, not really big on dealing with a mass of people in a small elevator.
* Dias walks towards the nearest shuttle
<Snipe> You know, I wonder how many Tsivrixshs it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
* Snipe gets in the shuttle, taking co-pilot seat.
* Project-Diamond shakes his head and then looks around the hangar.
* Junior glances at Snipe.
<Katrina`> Behave, John. *she chides, sitting down in the back*
* Dias hops inbehind Snipe and takes the pilot seat
<Strife`> *climbs into the shuttle* Damn, I can't think of a witty reply to that.
* Colephantus gets in the shuttle and glances at Snipe, then takes the pilot's seat.
<Colephantus> NRP: Scratch that.
<Dias> NRP: HAHA! LOSER!
* Terra` sits next to Strife
* Colephantus gets into the shuttle and has a seat, Phirax follows, taking a seat to the back.
* Project-Diamond sits down in the shuttle, as far away from the others as possible.
* Kio gets in the shuttle after them, sitting at least 2 seats away from everybody else.
* Dias begins to power up the shuttle
<Snipe> GM: *Kio and Diamond end up near each other as they avoid the rest*
<Colephantus> NRP: har har
<Snipe> Hmmm, the location seems to be in the main city.
<Dias> Everyone aboard?
<Project-Diamond> ....
* Dias puts a comm set over his head
<Terra`> Looks like it
* Dias the shuttle lifts off the hanger bay and turns towards the exit, hovering towards it
* Kio sits back, deciding to spin his knife, something he usually does for trips taking over 10 minutes.
<Snipe> NRP: *Kio and Diamond eye each other. Anime lightning shoots from their eyes at each other*
<Strife`> NRP: *Which is quickly replaced by cherry blossoms
<Dias> NRP: Now that's funny.
* Project-Diamond keeps his eyes at his feet, lost in thought.
<Snipe> So, Kio - Diamond, are you two sitting in the back in order to get acquainted with each other?
* Katrina` looks over at the two.
* Phirax crosses his arms and chuckles at Snipe's comment.
* Project-Diamond doesn't respond. His eyes are floor bound.
* Dias exits the Aquarius and begins flying the shuttle towards the planet
* Strife` humms a tune
* Colephantus leans back in his seat and sighs.
<Dias> Ahhh...Maybe they're having lovers first-quarrel?
* Snipe whispers loudly for everyone to hear
<Kio> 14"Just help drive.." 2He snaps a glance at snipe, not very happy
<Snipe> I think they have the "I'm a badass moody loner" bit down to a T.
* Project-Diamond isn't a loner. He's just lost in himself.
<Strife`> Very clich・
* Dias begins to reorientate the shuttle as he enters it's upper stratosphere(?)
<Snipe> GM: *their shuttle plummets down toward a huge city that looks quite dark and black, almost depressing compared to an Earth city. Their location finder is leading them toward the Imperial Palace landing pad*
<Kio> 14"If i wanted a psyche analogy, i would have went to a psychiatrist.., just drive" 2He sighs sitting back
<Dias> You can't drive a shuttle Kio...You can sure fly one tho.
* Colephantus smirks.
<Project-Diamond> ....
<Snipe> Well, you have to forgive the country people for not knowing their vocabulary.
<Kio> 14"You get the picture"
<Strife`> Oh, if you put some go-kart wheels on it...
<Dias> Apprently I didn't, can you draw me one?
* Project-Diamond stands up.
<Snipe> GM: *the landing pad comes into view*
* Dias begins slowing the shuttle down as it approaches
<Snipe> So, Junior, if we get bored during your meeting, can we leave you behind and go for a spin around the neighborhood?
* Kio just goes silent, twitching slightly. Next time hes in control of the weapons..he's gonna make sure to target his so called "allies". That thought cheers him up a bi
<Kio> *t*
* Junior glances at Snipe.
<Junior> I'd prefer it.
<Dias> I hear there's...Hey!
<Snipe> Alright everyone. Lets go to Jarivan.
<Dias> Apparently someone doesn't think we can be civilized...
* Dias lands the shuttle, opening the back door for Jr. to leave
* Junior steps off.
<Project-Diamond> .....
* Snipe moves off the shuttle, looking over the dark and gloomy city.
* Terra` steps out of the shuttle, waiting for Strife
* Katrina` steps out quickly, looking toward the entrance into the palace, wondering if Sardis will meet them
* Strife` hops off the shuttle and looks around, "Oooooh... Neo revisionary gothic design..."
<Junior> *Sardis stands there in emperor attire*
<Katrina`> Sardis! *waves*
* Dias powers the shuttle down and pulls the comm set off, he quickly runs through the shuttle and leaps out screaming, as he spots the current Emperor there, he drops to the ground
* Phirax stands and steps off of the shuttle, Cole behind him.
* Snipe eyes Dias, then Sardis
<Junior> *Sardis waves, a female Tsivrixsh at his side*
<Snipe> It's his way of bowing.
* Colephantus snarls at the sight of Sardis.
* Katrina` pauses, glancing at the female.
* Project-Diamond doesn't even look up at this Sardis. His eyes are locked at the ground.
<Snipe> Whoa, who's the baldish babe?
* Junior walks over to Sardis, glancing at Dias.
<Dias> Heya Sardis...
<Junior> *Guards shoot at Dias.*
* Kio steps out, glancing around at the design 14"Heh..beats earths shitty buildings.." 2He rather likes the touch put on the city
* Colephantus arches a brow.
* Dias flips upwards
<Terra`> .oO(Why is this unit full of crazies?)
* Phirax rubs the back of his head.
<Snipe> Dias - starter of political wars.
* Snipe shrugs
<Dias> NRP: Dias: There goes your X-mas present!
<Junior> ... *looks at Dias*
* Project-Diamond quickly looks up, hearing fire.
<Project-Diamond> Where am I?
<Project-Diamond> NRP: :D
<Junior> <Sardis> I heard about the senate.
* Snipe smacks Diamond
<Snipe> GM: *lightning fills the sky. It looks like this area constantly wants to rain, but never does*
<Dias> Call your guards off Sardis, or I'll make sure you don't give a X-mas present this year.
<Project-Diamond> ...?
<Dias> NRP: get not give.
<Junior> Leave it to you Tsivrixsh to sit around and build up mass weapons before acting.
* Katrina` studies the woman by Sardis' side.
* Project-Diamond blinks, looking at Snipe. His freakishly large smile returns to him.
<Project-Diamond> "Hellllo!"
<Junior> <Sardis> Don't give them a reason to shoot you....
* Snipe smacks again.
<Project-Diamond> Augh! Hey! Don't do that!
<Dias> I was excited.
* Project-Diamond looks at Sardis and points. "Who's that?"
<Snipe> GM: *the woman stands there in what appears to be what a queen would wear. She stands silently by Sardis' side, like a loyal Tsivrixsh would do*
* Strife` leans on thin air, as if it was a wall, trying to look cool.
<Colephantus> An old friend.
<Snipe> Sardis is the Emperor of the Tsivrixsh Empire.
<Project-Diamond> Oh!
<Project-Diamond> A friend!?
* Project-Diamond waves. "Hello!!!"
* Colephantus sighs.
<Dias> And what you could call my...Half-Son perhaps?
<Junior> *Guards aim guns at Project-Diamond*
<Dias> Step son?
<Dias> Something like that...
* Snipe pushes up his glasses.
<Terra`> ... you two are related?
* Project-Diamond blinks. "Whoa."
<Snipe> So, Sardis, I see you got yourself a Planet Killer being built.
<Dias> Not by blood...Rather not talk about it.
<Junior> <Sardis> More than that.
* _Trunks_ has joined #taw
* Dias eyes Sardis
<Snipe> That's never a good sign.
* Dias then looks over at the woman
<Junior> <Sardis> We have three in production.
* Kio slides away from the group as guns aim..this is the reason he doesn't like being near these brainless people.
<Junior> Three? Are you insane?
<Strife`> Well... damn.
<Snipe> Holy shit. You have the resources?
* Project-Diamond scratches his head. "I don't get it."
<Colephantus> ..........
<Phirax> I don't like the sound of this.
<Snipe> >Woman> *eyes Dias superiorly, as if he were a bug*
<Junior> <Sardis> It stretches us fairly thin, but we have the resources from a recently... aquired... asteroid belt.
<Snipe> Acquired. Why do I not like the sound of that.
<Strife`> *leans over and whispers to Kat* "Just a token, I'm sure."
<Dias> Looks like someone's got themselves a...queen.
* Dias turns to Snipe
<Dias> I'd have to say some habits die hard eh?
<Snipe> War makes strange bedfellows, they say.
<Junior> *Sardis glances to Kat briefly*
* Katrina` looks at the woman, then at Sardis
<Junior> *Sardis starts to say something, but stops*
* Project-Diamond waves at Sardis again, hoping to catch his attention.
* Katrina` looks down
* Colephantus lowers his head, but keeps his eyes on Kat.
<Phirax> Its too tense.
<Snipe> Anyyyyywaaaaay
<Snipe> What does the Tsivrixsh Empire plan to do now?
<Junior> *glances between kat and Sardis* Anyway, let's get down to business.
<Junior> <Sardis> Yes. *looks to Snipe* We're going to destroy their fleets and find their home. Then destory it.
* Project-Diamond coughs.
* Snipe pauses.
<Kio> 14"Good plan.."
<Dias> All by yourself I assume?
* Katrina` turns and moves back into the shuttle, since it's quiet.
<Colephantus> I always said the Tsivrixsh were a bit arrogant.
<Project-Diamond> Wow!
<Project-Diamond> They must be strong!
* Snipe looks a bit uneasy
<Terra`> Well, it is a good plan, if not very subtle..
* Project-Diamond takes a few steps forward, waving insanely fast.
<Dias> I hope that these Planet Killers of yours to be only used against the Motenks.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: *explodes*
<Phirax> Someone put him back in the shuttle. *he eyes Diamond.*
* Strife` glances back at the shuttle, then hesitates
* Project-Diamond puts his hands behind his back, smiling. "No, I'm fine."
<Snipe> Maybe he'll get arrested.
<Project-Diamond> If you don't want me with you just tell me.
<Snipe> Okay. I don't want you with us.
<Project-Diamond> That's all I needed then.
<Project-Diamond> I'll go back to Earth.
<Snipe> You do that!
<Dias> ...You were at Earth?!
<Project-Diamond> Yes?
<Kio> 14"Why the hell you listening to snipe for, hes not the leader" 2He shrugs
<Dias> Yeah....Have fun getting off this planet without using our shuttle.
<Snipe> And you're opinion, Kio, is about as wanted as a stick in the eye.
<Snipe> (your)
<Strife`> Who is the leader right now anyways? I missed that memo.
<Junior> Anyway, let's go talk about this, Sardis.
<Junior> <Sardis> ... Alright.
<Kio> 14"Which is very well needed right now.." 2He narrows his eyes at snipe
<Project-Diamond> It doesn't matter. If you guys don't want me here, then it's fine.
* Phirax sighs.
<Project-Diamond> Really.
<Snipe> I think you need a personality adjustment. The "asshole vibe" is getting old.
* Junior and Sardis head behind the privacy of closed doors to chat.
<Dias> Oooh...You got served!
<Project-Diamond> NRP: if you don't like nice people, and you dont liek assholes.. WHO THE HELL DO YOU LIKE!?
<Snipe> NRP: Boobs.
<Colephantus> NRP: Normal people.?
<Colephantus> NRP: without that Period.
<Kio> 14"Your just as big asshole as me..how about i knock some sense into your small as brain!?"
<Kio> *ass*
<Project-Diamond> Please! Don't fight.
<Snipe> Well, you can try, but I think you'll be regretting it as you sit in traction.
* Project-Diamond looks between them. "It's not worth it."
<Strife`> Man... this is like saturday morning cartoons
* Dias looks at the two, waiting for the right moment to jump in
* Colephantus slides over to Dias.
<Colephantus> I got 50 bucks on Snipe.
<Terra`> Nah, the cartoons are more intelligent
<Dias> Then you're smart.
* Project-Diamond backs away.
<Project-Diamond> I sure could use a shuttle right about now.
* Kio glances at diamond and shakes his head, just walking back to the shuttle.
* Colephantus smirks.
* Katrina` sits in the shuttle, not even looking up as Kio enters.
<Snipe> ...just what I thought. *he says under his breath where Kio can't hear*
<Phirax> So what do we do while the big kids are away?
<Terra`> Be careful.. I get a "ticking bomb" vibe from him.
* Project-Diamond sighs.
<Dias> Be careful? Hah.
* Colephantus steps over to the shuttle and sits down beside Kat, "You ok?"
<Snipe> I'm going back to the Aquarius.
* Snipe walks back to the shuttle, taking co-pilot seat.
* Kio sits down in the shuttle smirking. He takes a glance at the controls
<Dias> So why did we come here the?! *follows after Snipe*
<Snipe> I thought Junior and Sardis would do something.
<Phirax> Yeah. Thats what I was wondering....
* Project-Diamond follows them.
<Katrina`> I'm fine. *looks up at Cole, offering a smile*
* Strife` gets on the shuttle, taking a seat behind Kat.
* Phirax steps in after Dias.
<Colephantus> You sure?
<Katrina`> Yep! *she nods*
* Dias walsk over to the pilots seat sitting down
* Dias look to Snipe
<Dias> You ever get the feeling Jr. doesn't trust the lot of us?
<Kio> 14"I don't blame him"
* Dias begins powering the shuttle up
* Terra` gets back on the shuttle
* Project-Diamond looks up. "Ever get the feeling that absolutely no one trusts..-.."
* Terra` sits next to Strife again
<Phirax> He doesn't. Never trusted the Alt team either.
<Snipe> Hey, Kio - if you have nothing nice to say, shut up!
* Colephantus eyes Kat for a moment. The straitens up accepting her feeble attempt to hide her feelings.
<Terra`> Kio.. if you don't trust any of us... why are you still here?
<Kio> 14"What the hell is nice about our situation..we're a bunch of children bickering as motenks threaten to blow our asses up!"
* Dias closes the shuttle door and lifts the shuttle off the pad
<Snipe> So he can bitch.
<Project-Diamond> Grow up. All of you.
<Snipe> Grow smart.
* Project-Diamond sighs and leans back.
* Katrina` looks out the window
* Phirax sighs and stares at the ceiling. "Why do we always have to bicker?"
<Snipe> Oh, that's simple.
* Strife` sighs and falls back against his seat
<Snipe> Because none of us like each other, we feel the need to best the other in the most sarcastic remark. Even if we try to be nice to each other, the annoyance of it just grates our nerves, reverting back to the whole "best sarcastic remark I can think of game".
<Project-Diamond> I like all of you.
<Snipe> But we don't like you.
<Strife`> Damn... and I just had to promise a leg breaking if this happened...
* Dias lifts the shuttle off and begins to head towards space
<Project-Diamond> That's your call.
<Snipe> I took a poll
<Terra`> Strife, giving new meaning to "break a leg"!
<Colephantus> I only hate one person. But he isn't on this shuttle.
<Terra`> Who's that, Cole?
<Project-Diamond> I strongly dislike my brother, that's about it.
<Snipe> Oh, a certain blue dude in emperor's clothings.
<Strife`> No no no... Just the original meaning of making a leg broken.
* Colephantus smiles at Snipe.
* Katrina` looks at Cole
<Colephantus> But I do not voice that opinion, because I have respect for others.
* Colephantus continues to look ahead and not at Kat.
<Katrina`> ...
<Snipe> Really, I think we all need a group hug.
* Junior is now known as Gar-gone
<Snipe> X1 keeps sending out memos for it.
* Project-Diamond leans back. "I agree."
<Phirax> I'd be afraid that someone would try to stab me. Or something of the like.
* Dias shakes his head laughing as he spins the shuttle into space and out of the Tsiv planets gravitational pull
<Snipe> I'll be sure to ask Kio to put down his knife before the hug.
<Kio> 14"..."
<Snipe> NRP: LOL. I'm picturing a therapy session now.
<Snipe> NRP: *everyone sits in a room, holding the stick of trust, telling their feeligns about the others*
<Dias> NRP: Snipe: Now using this doll, point where Kio's words hurt...
* Dias reorientates the shuttle and heads towards the Aquarius
* Snipe unbuckles himself and moves to the back, flopping down beside Kio.
<Terra`> NRP: Terra: Well, it's not the words... Kio himself is a pain in the arse!
* Project-Diamond sits across from Snipe. "Uh, Mr. Snipe.. What is it that you have against me?"
<Snipe> How about a truce? *holds out his hand to Kio*
<Dias> NRP: He can't sit across from the co-pilot unless he's the pilot.
<Snipe> NRP: Snipe got up, technically.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: he went to the back
<Dias> NRP: Damn you...*shakes his fist*
* Project-Diamond waits for his truce. Doesn't really expect one, though.
<Snipe> GM: *the shuttle suddenly goes dead, floating in space wihtout any power*
* Dias taps some codes into his console and the shield retreats around the Hanger Bay and flies the shuttle in
<Dias> NRP: DAMN YOU!
<Snipe> NRP: HAH!
* Kio glances to the side of snipe, he doesn't respond to snipes words. He would only take the hand and shake it slightly, pulling back at the power outage.
<Dias> ...*taps on the console* We've lost all power...
<Snipe> GM: *the shuttle bumps off the Aquarius, floating dead in space*
<Snipe> That isn't good...
<Colephantus> ....
* Katrina` looks up
<Katrina`> What?
<Phirax> How did could that have happened?
<Terra`> ... how long can we sustain life support?
<Snipe> A few hours.
<Project-Diamond> Forever.
<Snipe> ...
<Project-Diamond> Oh.
* Project-Diamond sighs.
<Snipe> an hour.
<Project-Diamond> So much for being hopeful.
<Snipe> Something like that.
<Snipe> Don't worry, Diamond, after we all die, you can fly away
<Project-Diamond> I won't let you die!
<Project-Diamond> I'll do what I can to save you.
<Snipe> Good. Don't breathe./
<Project-Diamond> NRP: *opens the ship, letting them all die*
* Katrina` looks around panickedly, not sure about being trapped in a shuttle with everyone.
<Terra`> What happened, anyway?
<Kio> 14"Like hell i will die here.." 2He stands up, being the mechanic genius he is. He begins to check the shuttle for problems
<Terra`> Can we fix it?
<Dias> *sighs* Stupid shuttles...*stands up and heads to the back of the shuttle, heading through a small sevrvice door
<Snipe> One of those moments when the universe says, "Ha ha ha"
<Project-Diamond> 'Scuse me. Is there an airlock in this shuttle?
<Snipe> No
<Project-Diamond> Please tell me there is.
<Project-Diamond> I said tell me there is.
<Snipe> Oh.
<Snipe> There is.
<Project-Diamond> Where is it? Please tell me it's somewhere around here.
<Terra`> It's in your head.
<Project-Diamond> Really?
<Project-Diamond> Could you check for me, Terra?
<Snipe> GM: *Kio and Dias both, though looking around cramped areas, can find nothing wrong*
<Terra`> ... it was a metaphor
<Snipe> I think there's a blackhole in his head.
<Kio> 14"Maybe some jack ass forgot to load our asses up with fuel.." 2He sighs
* Project-Diamond scratches his head, and checks his database.
<Snipe> GM: *the shuttle floats away into deep space*
<Dias> You need to take a chill pill Kio.
<Terra`> Was DeathStar this bad, back in the day?
<Kio> 14"I wasn't referring to you.."
<Snipe> He was never like this.
<Snipe> Except for the whole Motenk bit.
<Colephantus> Too bad none of us can teleport.
<Project-Diamond> metキaキphor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt-f, -fr)
<Project-Diamond> n.
<Project-Diamond> A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in 殿 sea of troubles・
* Katrina` glances at the others.
<Project-Diamond> There.
<Project-Diamond> I get it!
<Snipe> Oh God. He's a dictionary by night.
* Kio glances at diamond 14"Hey your a robot right?"
<Project-Diamond> Not really.
<Terra`> What are you, then?
<Kio> 14"You don't have any internal power source?"
<Snipe> Narrator: It was at this moment I realized I was going to die in a shuttle full of psychos.
<Project-Diamond> I like to call myself a nano-vessel, or a nano-human. Something along those lines.
<Project-Diamond> Well, I have an internal engine.
* Dias sighs at Kio and squeezes out of the engine room and heads upto the pilots seat
<Project-Diamond> And a backup fuel drive!
<Project-Diamond> And powercells!
<Project-Diamond> Why?
<Katrina`> Dias? What's wrong wiht the shuttle?
<Kio> 14"We could hook you up to the shuttle and give the engines power.."
<Dias> I'm sorry Kat, I don't have a clue yet...
<Project-Diamond> NRP: <Dias> There's a rat stuck in the exhaust pipe.
* Dias taps the back of his hand against a panel and it pops onto the floor clattering
<Project-Diamond> Rig me up the the engine?
* Colephantus stands and glances at Dias.
<Colephantus> Kio has a point.
<Project-Diamond> I would probably overpower it, and cause it to explode.
<Colephantus> Could it work?
<Project-Diamond> My engine is a 'hyperdrive,' and is not to be used in ordinary circumstances.
<Strife`> ...right.
* Snipe sits there quietly, eyeing the walls.
<Terra`> Can't you limit your output?
<Snipe> I never thought it before, but I think I'm clausticphobic now.
* Dias pulls out his datapad and a pulls out a wire from it
<Dias> Snipe, touch that wire for me...*points to a red wire with a green tracer*
* Kio takes diamond back to the engine room 14"I don't plan on taking all of it..only some of it.." 2He pulls out a small wire..having been used to these sort of situations by now
* Phirax pulls a datapad out and begins to press some buttons on it.
* Snipe grabs it.
<Project-Diamond> Uhh..
<Project-Diamond> Kio.
<Dias> Now touch the floor with your other hand.
<Kio> 14"What?"
<Project-Diamond> I will do this myself. Please do not try to wire up something you know nothing about.
* Snipe does so.
<Kio> 14"Ok..then go at it"
<Snipe> I feel kind of stupid...
<Dias> *smacks his head* Damn't I forgot there's no power...
<Terra`> ... how could you forget something like that?!
<Dias> Brain fart?
<Colephantus> You feel stupid?
<Dias> Aye.
* Colephantus glances at Dias.
* Project-Diamond opens up his chest, revealing nothing but inner cells and nano-machines. He wires himself up, pushing in the back to the unseen hyperdrive.
* Snipe straightens back up
* Katrina` looks at Diamond in the back.
<Project-Diamond> Well, if this doesn't work..
<Project-Diamond> We're all dead!
<Colephantus> Did you try the secondary engines? Or does this thing not have any?
<Snipe> Hello afterlife again.
<Dias> Very stupid...*touches the wire connected to the white red tracer wire and looks to his console*
<Project-Diamond> Oh, and if I accidentally give too much.
* Phirax uses his datapad to source through the area, searching for signs of power.
<Project-Diamond> We're also dead.
* Kio crosses his arms, watching diamond
<Project-Diamond> Oh, oh, and if the hyperdrive activates, we're dead..
<Dias> Back-Up Power source is dead, otherwise we'd still have managable life-support.
<Kio> 14"Just give the damn thing SOME power, not a shitload"
* Katrina` looks worried now.
<Project-Diamond> Here goes everything!
<Colephantus> Ah yes, Hmmmm.
* Colephantus glances at Diamond.
<Terra`> ... we're SO dead...
<Snipe> Wait, "Everything"? He said SOME
<Colephantus> Oh god....
<Dias> We must've flown through an electrical storm or something...
* Project-Diamond pushes the wire in, pushing himself to release about 10%.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: which is nothing
<Snipe> GM: *nothing happens*
* Strife` worries.
* Project-Diamond increases output to 30%.
* Phirax glances at Diamond.
* Project-Diamond shakes a bit, his body tensing.
<Snipe> GM: *nothing*
<Phirax> Try 40%
<Kio> 14"It
* Project-Diamond increases output to 50%, his body twitchin'.
<Kio> 14"It's not working.."
<Dias> Hmmmm...Wrong wire...*moves the his wire to another colored wire, checking to see if the console flickers to life*
<Snipe> GM: *the shuttle begins to hum to life, then suddenly there's a terrible car engine sputter and cough and the engines blow*
<Colephantus> He probably hooked himself in wrong....
* Dias cringes
<Project-Diamond> Ohh..
<Terra`> ... well, crap
<Snipe> ...
<Project-Diamond> Crud!
<Colephantus> Son of a.....
<Kio> 14"We said 40..what the hell did you do!?!"
* Katrina` sighs
* Phirax sighs.
<Phirax> Thats what not listening to me gets you.
* Project-Diamond scratches his head, detaching himself.
<Snipe> Well, I think I'll write my will now.
<Dias> Put me in it John.
<Project-Diamond> I told you it was all or nothing. Someone could just go repair the engines..
<Snipe> You're going to die with me, Dias.
* Kio sighs, checking the engines status
<Dias> ...*head drops*
<Project-Diamond> Leave me something nice!
<Project-Diamond> >.>
<Dias> We don't have a lot to rebuild it...
<Colephantus> Lets just try Dias...
<Project-Diamond> I could spare some nano-cells.
<Dias> Kat, care to give me a hand up here?
<Snipe> GM: *the engines are gone*
<Project-Diamond> Then.. Wire me up. I'll be the primary source of power.
<Kio> 14"..well i doubt we can repair something thats NOT THERE"
<Katrina`> Um...okay. *moves over to Dias*
<Project-Diamond> Problem is, I don't know what to run at.
<Project-Diamond> If I run too much power, we're all just gonna go BOOM!
* Snipe sits there, writing on a napkin
<Snipe> Day 1...I was trapped in the shuttle with a bunch of cannibals.
<Snipe> I will try to learn their language.
* Kio glances around the engine room 14"You know..i think we can use this room as an airlock maybe..being its already fried"
<Strife`> Dude, there is no way I'm going to eat you.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: This is a show about a bunch of people trapped together. This is their story.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: REALITY TV- TAW.
<Snipe> I'm quite tasty, thank you
<Terra`> NRP: I want to see SURreality TV
<Colephantus> Hey....wait nevermind.
<Dias> How familiar are you with these systems Kat?
<Terra`> NRP: Where the clocks melt and stuff
<Katrina`> Not very, I'm afraid.
<Colephantus> Anyone know a way we could get Diamons out there? *points to Space*
<Project-Diamond> Actually, it's Diamond.
<Snipe> It's the lack of oxygen talking, DIamond.
<Project-Diamond> I have an idea.
<Project-Diamond> A really really good idea!
<Snipe> We're doomed.
<Colephantus> NRP: Typo you smat asses.
<Colephantus> NRP: SMART!
<Terra`> Baldrick has a cunning plan...
<Project-Diamond> Wait, wait, listen!
* Kio chuckles 14"Hey diamond..why not put yourself against the side of the engine room and activate your boosters..maybe that will give us some movement torward the ship.."
<Dias> So Kat, you look saddened from this visit?
<Project-Diamond> I'll seal the door up completely diamonds, letting no oxygen escape as I blow my way out and get you all to safety.
<Katrina`> ... I'm just fine! *she says with false cheeriness*
* Snipe sits there, looking at Diamond.
<Project-Diamond> Oh! By the way..
<Kio> 14"Uhhh..if that such a good idea?"
* Project-Diamond makes everyone a diamond ring.
* Project-Diamond passes them out.
<Snipe> ...
* Snipe holds the diamond ring
<Terra`> No, I won't marry you
<Strife`> ...dude, I am NOT marrying you
<Snipe> They're going to find my body with this..
<Project-Diamond> It's.. a good will present.
<Dias> Kat, check the console for me...*taps into another wire*
<Terra`> ... great... good will presents will save our lives.
<Project-Diamond> Yes, they will!
* Katrina` looks at the console
<Katrina`> Noting.
* Kio pulls ot his com, pocketing the ring. he tries to page the acuarious 14"Is anyone there!!"
* Project-Diamond goes into the engine room and begins sealing it with diamonds.
<Snipe> GM: *static*
<Katrina`> Nothign
<Kio> 14"ANy of you have a stronger communicator?"
* Dias looks backwards
<Snipe> How about we use Diamond as a receiver?
* Project-Diamond says muffled behind the door. "I have a built in communication unit."
<Dias> Would someone tell that thing to relax.
<Colephantus> Let him have fun. He might do something good.
<Snipe> Thank you, Jackass, for being on the worng side to use it.
<Kio> 14"Try to get ahold of the aqaurious then..activate the tractor beam!"
<Project-Diamond> What?
<Project-Diamond> I can't hear you!
<Snipe> "Fuck you"
<Project-Diamond> ...What?
* Kio moves to the door 14"TRY TO GET AHOLD OF THE DAMN SHIP!!"
<Terra`> TRY AND CONTACT THE AQUARIUS, DAMN IT!
* Project-Diamond reads their lips.
<Project-Diamond> Oh! Kay!
* Project-Diamond tries to contact the ship.
<Snipe> <Ensign on Aquarius> Hello?
<Project-Diamond> Hi! Is this the pizza guy?
<Phirax> I'm gonna fucking kill him....
<Snipe> <Ensign on Aquarius> Yep. Would you like some anchovies?
<Terra`> This isn't time for BLOODY PIZZA!
* Snipe sits there, then looks at Kio
<Snipe> I take it back - this team is retarded.
* Dias moves over to a new wire, tapping into it
<Project-Diamond> Yes! Those things taste like candies! Anyway, we're stuck out in the middle of space. Could you save us, and bring pizza? I'll tip you! Alot!
<Dias> Anything Kat?
<Katrina`> No
<Snipe> <Ensign on Aquarius> Who is this? Is that you, Ted? Stop calling me. *hangs up*
<Project-Diamond> Wow. My new name is Ted.
<Project-Diamond> SORRY GUYS!
<Kio> 14"...i agree..we ARE IDIOTS!!!"
<Project-Diamond> NO RESCUE SQUAD!
<Project-Diamond> AND NO PIZZA!
<Colephantus> ..............Can I please kill him?
<Terra`> ...yes.
<Kio> 14"Unseal the damn door diamond! i wanna talk to you"
<Snipe> I'll pretend not to have seen it.
<Project-Diamond> No thanks!
* Project-Diamond seals it tighter with diamonds.
* Project-Diamond starts blasting at the walls, trying to making a hole.
<Kio> 14"...grrr!!!"
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond gets sucked right out into space*
* Dias sighs and moves upto the console, he pulls out a small screwdriver from his back pocket and removes the screws holding it in, he then pulls it up and looks at it for any burn damages
<Project-Diamond> Weee!!
<Snipe> GM: *the shuttle begins to send off alarms as the shuttle begins to crumble up*
* Project-Diamond floats around, swimming like a fish in space.
* Snipe sits there, watching him
<Snipe> I hate him so.
<Dias> Jesus Christ....
* Terra` takes a deep breath while there's still air to breathe
<Phirax> ......
* Project-Diamond boosts off towards the aquarius.
<Snipe> He's leaving us!
<Kio> 14"Son of a bitch..isn't there a literate fuck on that stupid ship!"
<Colephantus> This is getting ridiculous.
<Project-Diamond> Keep focused! Keep focused!
<Project-Diamond> Gotta save my friends!
<Snipe> GM: *the air is starting to get thin on the AQuarius
<Project-Diamond> I'm on a quest! *8 bit music starts*
<Snipe> You realize we'll all die before he gets back, right?
<Colephantus> NRP: Shuttle. :)
<Project-Diamond> La la la la la!
<Terra`> NRP: Diamond> Keep focused! Gotta save my... oooh! Shiny!
<Colephantus> I wont.
* Dias clenches his hands, he quickly begins tapping on wires going to the console
<Dias> Kat, power?
<Project-Diamond> Questicle! Dahahaha!
<Katrina`> Nothing.
<Project-Diamond> HYPERDRIVE!
* Dias quickly moves to another
<Dias> Power?
<Project-Diamond> ACCELLERATE!
<Katrina`> No.
* Dias moves to another
<Dias> Now?
<Phirax> ...Nice knowing you guys.
<Snipe> ....
* Project-Diamond activates his hyperdrive, boosting off towards the aquarius faster! Lots faster!
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond arrives*
<Snipe> Oh fuck it.
* Snipe passes out.
<Katrina`> Nothing.
* Dias slides to another, the wires remaining getting less and less
* Project-Diamond goes to the hangar, looking for a shuttle to pick them up in.
<Dias> Now?
* Kio looks at snipe 14"you woman"
<Phirax> NRP: Dude....We couldn't get in the shuttle.
<Project-Diamond> Screw it!
* Project-Diamond runs towards the bridge.
* Project-Diamond boosts towards the bridge!
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond arrives at the bridge*
* Katrina` looks as power comes back on in the shuttle.
* Project-Diamond pushes the control guy out of the way and then takes the helm.
<Katrina`> It's working.
* Dias looks up at the console as it boots up
* Project-Diamond makes little noises as he hits the buttons and stuff.
<Kio> 14"We have no engine..we can't move"
<Snipe> GM: *The Aquarius opens fire on the Tsivrixsh ships*
<Dias> There's a back up propulstion system....
<Strife`> Well, you could get out and push?
* Snipe sits back up
<Snipe> Did I just hear lasers?
* Project-Diamond hits the comm. "Sorry! That was a malfunction!"
<Dias> *looks out into space* Oh god...
* Terra` tries her best to stay calm
* Dias tries to activate the back-up propulsion systems
<Snipe> GM: *the Tsivrixsh ships begin to turn to face the Aquarius*
<Phirax> ......Were all gonna die.
* Kio looks as laser fly out 14"....I'm going to dismantle his ass"
<Strife`> *looks outside* What the hell is going on out there...?
<Project-Diamond> Com: Hey! Wait! That was an accident!
<Colephantus> Or were just gonna get the Tsiv really really pissed at us.
<Terra`> Diamond's signing our death warrants. Acidentally, of course
<Snipe> GM: *Dias succeeds*
<Snipe> ....accidently my ass. This is planned!
* Project-Diamond pushes more buttons.
* Dias begins to move the shuttle towards the Aquarius as fast as he can make it move
<Snipe> GM: *the Aquarius begins to send random comm. signals to the Tsivrixsh ships, insulting their ancestors*
<Project-Diamond> Comm: You have to friends, no life, and you all look like what comes out of my sewage system!
<Snipe> ...
* Snipe eyes the comm system, hearing the insultd
<Terra`> ...
<Strife`> ...you want to kill him, or should I?
<Snipe> Lets do it as a team. It'll help bring us together.
* Project-Diamond pushes more buttons, then breaks the controls at the bridge, and starts blasting things up.
<Colephantus> I agree.
<Colephantus> Are we there yet? I really really want to kill him.
* Terra` is surrounded by a sudden haze, her eyes turning red again, looking VERY pissed
<Snipe> GM: *the bridge catches on fire and alarms go off*
* Dias brings the shuttle into the hanger
<Dias> Everyone out now!.
<Strife`> Oh... and if we encounter another of these project things? Let's just blow it up right away.
* Snipe leaps out.
* Project-Diamond fires diamonds at everything, tearing shit up. He boosts to the side, laughing. He heads down the hallways.
* Dias pulls his datapad away and runs out of the shuip
* Katrina` hurries out.
* Kio throws himself out, and immediatly heads up to the command room.
* Strife` dives out, splat rolling
* Project-Diamond goes down random hallways.
* Katrina` looks up at the alarms
<Katrina`> Oh my God...
* Dias looks to Kat
* Terra` dives out of the shuttle
<Snipe> GM: *Kio is in the path of Diamond!*
* Colephantus rushes out of the shuttle with Phirax following behind him.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: what a plot twist.
<Katrina`> I'll hurry to the bridge.
* Dias sprints to the levator, taking it to the Bridge
* Project-Diamond laughs uncontrollably.
* Katrina` heads for the stars.
<Project-Diamond> I'm such an actor!
<Terra`> NRP: * Katrina flies into space
<Project-Diamond> Did I win the emmy?
* Dias exits the elevator and looks at the chaos in the Bridge
<Project-Diamond> I hope so.
* Kio takes aim at diamond 14"Your a dead one..!!" 2He riddles the hall with diamond in it with bullets
<Dias> Computer activate Fire Hazards on the Bridge!
* Colephantus slides up behind Kio.
* Katrina` enters the bridge.
<Katrina`> GM: *The bridge begins to fill up with foam*
* Phirax stops behind Cole, looking.
* Snipe runs up behind Kio
* Project-Diamond quickly boosts to the side, avoiding his fire. He then boosts to the top of the hallway, firing large diamonds at each of them.
<Snipe> ...
* Phirax hops back and back, he raises his rifle and fires.
* Terra` hurries up to the bridge
* Dias turns to Kat
* Snipe leaps out at Diamond, avoiding his diamonds.
<Dias> Kat, comm the Tsiv ships and explain to them what just happened.
* Project-Diamond blasts straight up onto a new level.
<Snipe> NOW I'm angry.
* Colephantus jumps up and ignites his Katars sticking them into the ceiling.
* Kio rolls to the side, allowing it to pass. He rushes at diamond 14"I've been wanting to kill you for a while now!!"
* Project-Diamond is up!
* Snipe leaps up after Diamond, moving faster than him.
* Snipe cuts him off.
<Colephantus> NRP: THe halls aren't that big.
* Terra` leaps up after Diamond too
* Project-Diamond blasts down the hallways, "HYPERDRIVE!"
* Katrina` nods, doing so.
<Dias> Comm: Snipe, what's going on?
* Snipe blocks Diamond's path.
<Colephantus> Comm: Diamond was a traitor all along.
* Project-Diamond blasts straight down, activating his hyperdrive. He attempts to pass right through Snipe.
* Dias turns watching the foam put the fires out then disipate
* Snipe grabs Diamond right out of the air
* Terra` tries to tackle Diamond
<Snipe> NOT SO FAST.
<Project-Diamond> Get out of my way!
* Project-Diamond swings his arm around, bringing a diamond sword at Snipe's face.
* Colephantus begins walking towards Snipe and Diamond.
* Dias slides over to a console and begins to assess damages
* Snipe leans back, a cut appearing on his cheek. He tosses Diamond at Terra.
<Snipe> Catch!
* Strife` gets to the security station, and sets it to ID PD as a hostile.
* Project-Diamond stops himself, mid-air.
* Project-Diamond boosts straight back down, and heads towards the hangar.
* Kio walks up behind snipe 14"Lets hand him over to the empire for execution" 2He fires as diamond stops
* Terra` punches Diamond in the chest, scorch marks appearing if she hits
<Snipe> Yes...to the hanger....
<Dias> Comm: Where's Diamond now?
* Project-Diamond is down.
<Snipe> Comm: He's heading to the hanger. Get the defenses ready.
* Terra` follows Diamond at full speed
<Katrina`> They understand and wonder if we need back up.
* Project-Diamond grabs the nearest shuttle, firing at Terra with a diamond blast trying to get her out of the way.
<Colephantus> Time to kick it up a notch. *he smiles at Snipe and vanishes, runnign down the hall at awesome speeds.
<Colephantus> *
<Dias> Computer, bring up defenses online in the hanger, Target Diamond and bring the shields up
* Phirax breaks into a jog for the hangar.
<Dias> I don't want him leaving this ship yet computer.
<Snipe> GM: *the shields go up and auto guns fire at Diamond*
<Phirax> He'll rip through those defenses.
* Project-Diamond hasn't left yet.
* Strife` remotely locksdown the shuttles.
* Snipe glances at Kio
* Project-Diamond leaves, swerving out of the way of fire.
<Snipe> We'll give him what's left when we're done.
* Kio looks at snipe 14"Agree"
<Kio> *d*
<Strife`> NRP: ...how do you just 'leave' when you're being shot at by turrets, and the shields are up?
* Terra` dodges the blast, barely, a cut appearing on her cheek
<Snipe> NRP: No escaping the hanger now.
* Colephantus appears in front of Diamond, swinging a deep green katar at his chest.
* Snipe heads down to the hanger, looking at the fight through the shield.
* Kio follows snipe down to the hanger. He smirks at the fighting occuring. 14"Should we?"
* Phirax glances back at Snipe and Kio.
<Dias> Computer, what is the damage status of the bridge?
<Snipe> Get ready
* Project-Diamond is slashed. He falls down.
* Snipe drops the shield and runs into the hanger.
* Phirax smiles.
<Phirax> NRP: oiooops.
<Project-Diamond> I give up.
* Colephantus smiles.
* Project-Diamond puts his hands up.
<Colephantus> You my friend have just been infected.
* _Trunks_ has quit IRC (Quit: Good Nite, I am so tired I wannannanannanananannana AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Buy an acousic guitar)
<Project-Diamond> I'm not a human.
* Strife` does a site to site transport to the hangar, before the shield goes back up.
* Terra` walks over to Diamond
<Colephantus> Who said it was a human infection?
* Kio follows in after snipe. He doesn't care about diamonds succession, and attempt to kick him directly into the head while hes down on the ground.
<Project-Diamond> Who said I cared?
<Colephantus> You will.
* Snipe rises the shield again
<Colephantus> When your systems go night night.
<Katrina`> Diamond has surrendered it seems, Dias.
<Project-Diamond> I don't even know why I did this.
* Phirax also stepped in before The shields were reraised.
* Dias scoffs
<Project-Diamond> My inner instincts.
<Kio> Nrp: Uhh diamond..you got a kick flying at your head
<Strife`> Oh, suuuuuure, Mr. Emmy.
<Colephantus> Your dead. Might as well save it.
<Project-Diamond> How many people am I?
<Terra`> ... my inner instincts are telling me to disembowel you.
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond is kicked in the head since he didn't dodge*
<Project-Diamond> So do it.
<Project-Diamond> Or, I'll do it.
* Snipe crosses his arms.
<Strife`> ...what the hell is an Emmy, anyways?
<Snipe> I vote he goes boom.
* Project-Diamond dives outwards, trying to escape the facility.
* Phirax walks up beside Snipe.
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond hits a shield*
* Kio pulls out his saber, activating it at full power 14"C ya.." 2He throws himself at diamond, attempt to plunge his blade into his chest as he bounces of
<Dias> Send our deepest apologies and let them know we have the situation currently under control.
<Strife`> Boom sounds good. I like Boom.
<Katrina`> Already done.
* Project-Diamond laughs, and puts an invisible shield up, blocking off Kio's attack.
<Terra`> I like the sound of boom...
<Project-Diamond> No. I'm not going down like this.
<Terra`> No?
<Colephantus> Oh yes. You will.
<Project-Diamond> SELF-DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE ACTIVATED.
* Kio is apparantly halted in mid attack. 14"I'm afraid you are.."
<Snipe> ....oh shit.
<Snipe> I knew this was coming
* Terra` moves to kick Diamond, then stops
* Project-Diamond still has his shield up.
* Colephantus extends his left arm. The hand is replaced witha minigun.
<Snipe> Everyone, out of the hanger!
<Phirax> Whys that?
<Project-Diamond> NOT JUST THE HANGAR!
<Project-Diamond> Hahahahaa!
<Snipe> With the shields up, if he blows up, the hanger will go.
* Terra` glares at Diamond, then leaves the hangar
* Dias watches on the holovid
<Dias> ...Son of a bitch...
* Dias form wavers
* Dias is now known as DarkHeart`
<Project-Diamond> 5.
* Snipe stands there in front of Diamond.
* Kio backs up shaking his head, he moves out of the hanger
<Project-Diamond> 1.
<Project-Diamond> Bye.
* Project-Diamond explodesationismniss!
<Snipe> GM: *Diamond explodes and the entire hanger explodes*
<Terra`> NRP: Explodes at Ionismniss?
<Project-Diamond> NRP: random word gathering
<Kio> NRP: Now we all agree when kio said..blow up diamonds shuttle :P
<Project-Diamond> NRP: It's over.. or is it!?
<Snipe> NRP: IT's over1
<Project-Diamond> NRP: Yeah. It is.
<Project-Diamond> NRP: But wait.. there's more!
* DarkHeart` teleports down to the hanger, appearing inside the raging fire
<Project-Diamond> NRP: Nope. Not at all.
<Snipe> GM: *as the smoke clears, smoke rises from the remains of the hanger*
<Project-Diamond> NRP: Wait, I'm thinking..
<Project-Diamond> NRP: Nope. I can't think.
<Snipe> NRP: Stop with the NRPs.
* Project-Diamond is now known as Explodedededed
* Kio glances around, sighing 14"See what happens..i said blow up the damn shuttle that asshold rode on.."
* Colephantus is on the ground, his armor is smoking.
<Kio> *hole*
* Snipe has gone missing.
* DarkHeart` looks around the hanger
* Katrina` looks at the damage assement computer in shock as the hanger seems to be busy
* Phirax is standing beside Kio. "Where the hell...did Snipe go?"
<Kio> 14"How the hell do i know?"
* DarkHeart` form wavers
* DarkHeart` is now known as Dias
<Dias> Comm: Katrina, let the Tsiv know we're going to need a repair team for the station.
<Katrina`> Comm: I understand
* Strife` is a rather scorched puddle at the moment
* Dias clencehs his fists, his lip twitching
<Dias> Is everyone ok?
* Colephantus 's index finger twitches.
<Phirax> I'm fine.
<Snipe> Dandy. *appears with his back against a wall*
<Snipe> Thank God for Aquarius' teleporting system.
<Phirax> I'm guessing Cole forgot about it?
<Explodedededed> NRP: and there ends me for good peeps. see ya never :D
<Dias> NRP: That's what happens when your a psycho.
* Strife` reforms into human shape, wiping the carbon scorching off his face, "Yeick..."
* Terra` heads in finally
<Explodedededed> NRP: Whatever
* Terra` seems to be returning to normal again
<Explodedededed> NRP: later
<Explodedededed> NRP: er not.
* Colephantus raises up to a sitting position.
* Explodedededed was kicked by Snipe (Snipe)
* Snipe sets mode: +b *!*@c-24-30-249-245.va.client2.attbi.com
<Colephantus> NRP: Thank you. I hate that fucker.
<Colephantus> .......
* Dias sighs, taking a deep breath
<Dias> I wasn't fast enough...
<Snipe> Well...that sucker was a spy all along...I wonder how much the Motenks know...
<Terra`> You did what you could..
<Katrina`> Comm: Guys - we're getting a transmission from Earth.
* Kio glances at terra shaking his head, whats with people and their damn transformations. He shrugs slighly, heading in after them 14"The next person who wants to join, dies"
<Strife`> Atleast he didn't do too much damage to the Tsiv... ick, I'm going to need a batch of nanoscrubbers. I'm stained black.
<Dias> All too much I'd assume. I think everythings been compromised Snipe. Possibly even the new weapons schematics.
<Snipe> I'll warn Junior.
<Dias> Comm: Who's it from Kat? *starts running towards the elevator*
<Katrina`> Comm: Slasher.
* Colephantus raises to his feet.
<Terra`> Kio, you know that'll kill us, in time, right?
<Dias> Comm: I'm there...
* Snipe holds his side, his clothes stained red.
<Snipe> ...
<Strife`> Oh, and I just want to say, if we ever run into someone named project something, especially if they're motenk involved... well... Boom. Okay? Boom.
* Colephantus begins to walk for the bridge, not saying anything.
* Dias slides into the elevator taking it to the bridge
* Phirax glances down at snipe.
<Phirax> Your bleeding.
<Terra`> Agreed on that, though.
<Snipe> Looks like he got me.
* Kio shrugs, well he liked the idea
* Katrina` sits there o nthe bridge, looking at the screen with Slasher on it.
* Dias steps off as the elevator door opens
<Phirax> You should go to the medical bay.
<Snipe> Will do after I see what Slasher wants.
* Snipe heads for the bridge.
<Dias> Slasher: *looks distraught at the scene of the damage bridge*
* Phirax glances at the smoking Cole as he walks by. Then sighs and follows him up to the bridge.
* Snipe steps on the bridge
<Snipe> We had a party.
<Dias> Slasher: My love child...It's been ruined...
<Dias> Slasher: *shakes his head*
<Dias> What's going on pops?
* Terra` looks at the diamond ring, not sure whether to just throw it away
* Strife` heads to the bridge, still trying to get the black off his face.
<Dias> Slasher: Bad news kids...Several hours ago a Project Crescent has returned to Earth. Now sided with the Motenk race.
<Snipe> Another one!?
<Kio> 14"Sell it to an ensign" 2He notes terra as he walks by, heading up to the bridge
<Dias> Slasher: There's more than one of them?
<Snipe> Yeah, one just attacked us here.
<Dias> Yeah he just destroyed part of the Aquarius's hanger...
<Terra`> Hey, Strife? Think we should get to the bridge?
<Phirax> And he injured some of us.
* Phirax glances from Snipe to Cole.
<Colephantus> ......
<Snipe> ........
<Snipe> My dots were longer.
<Dias> Slasher: *a nerve pops on his forehead* Worst news Snipe...You remember a reploid named Vile?
<Snipe> Uh, no.
* Strife` is already headed to the bridge
* Colephantus smirks.
* Terra` follows, then
<Colephantus> NRP: Well I gtg. Shower time.
* Phirax has quit IRC (Quit: )
* Colephantus is now known as Chris|Avay
<Dias> Slasher: He's a Reploid that hails from the Maverick Hunters era...Well we thought he was dead. He's back and is...Motenk powered...Both are on Earth and have been hunting for 3 artifacts. Two of which they got from my personal collection.
<Snipe> Go you.
<Snipe> We'll head to Earth immediately and lend a hand.
<Strife`> *looks at the screen as he steps onto the bridge* Dude, purple face is back?
<Terra`> "Purple face"?
<Dias> Slasher: I thought they'd be safe, I was wrong...Here's the really bad news John. He has his hands on the Spear of Longinus and the Holy Grail.
<Terra`> Bloody bastard!
<Snipe> The what?
<Strife`> NRP: <Strife> Good thing we still have the holy hand grenade.
* Kio raises a brow 14"Sounds like props from a movie"
<Terra`> Some bastard called Seinreich was using them to be immortal or something...
<Snipe> Oh, the old immortal gig.
<Kio> 14"Sounds like a good gig..where do i get a grail and spear at?" 2Sarcasm of course
<Snipe> I'm sure they sail them on any cornerblock of evil.
<Snipe> (sell)
<Dias> Slasher: *turns to Terra* Yes you remember their power. It's far worse than that John. The Spear has the power to grant more than immortality. It allows the bearer's army to win. We are sure that he's hunting the Ark of the Covenent, which is rumored to hold the essence of God...Or Death.
* Snipe stands there, looking deadpanned
<Snipe> Okay, are you reading this from a script?
<Chris|Avay> <Phirax> We need to get there as soon as possible. I know that power. We are in for a fight.
<Strife`> Dude... that sounds like something out of an old movie.
<Dias> Slasher: No...*his shoulder moves, almost like he's moving something*
<Dias> Jesus Christ....*runs his hands to his hair*
<Snipe> We'll head there with best possible speed.
<Snipe> Who's there right now to stop the Motenks?
<Dias> Slasher: Eve, Death Star, your wife *he says it rather quickly*, some farmer and myself.
<Snipe> .....
<Snipe> WHAT?
<Dias> Slasher: But I'm sure Death Star sent her home.
<Snipe> ....
* Snipe turns the comm. off with Slasher
<Snipe> Alright, now I'm pissed.
* Dias turns to Snipe
<Dias> Why'd you do that?
<Snipe> Because his yacking is slowing us down from leaving.
<Kio> 14"A farmer..? What the hell.."
<Dias> We going to leave the President behind?
<Snipe> We'll grab him on the swingby.
<Snipe> Session Ends
<Dias> Before or after we get the hanger fixed?
Session Close: Thu Nov 04 22:43:55 2004