Session Start: Mon Dec 20 21:44:19 2004
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20041220.log'
<DeathStar> Session 243: The Best of Times, the Worst of Times
* Christopher_Xanatos is now known as Colephantus
<DeathStar> Time Chart: Feb. 29th, 2223
<DeathStar> Location: Building 38
<DeathStar> Narrator: A week and a half passed and the Alternate Unit was being put back together, piece by piece. Terra spent most of her days wearing Strife and working through all of the files Ire had left behind. They were extensive - brutal even in their efficency. But, she had to know what cases were left open and what were closed
<DeathStar> Narrator: During the building process, the entire unit would have no cases. Of course, this was making things a little edgy ... especially with Wind and Slasher, who knew that McCabe was getting the poll on the people's feelings of reploids in.
<Colephantus> NRP: Cole>*spends the week crying and thinking about the past*
<DeathStar> Jerry: *sits on the third floor, eating a sandwich, dripping things on a folder* This one says that there's a creepy cockroach killer in the sewers.
* Colephantus is in his room, lying on his bed and staring at the ceiling, his arms stretched out behind his head.
<DeathStar> GM: *the ceiling is utterly fascinating*
<Colephantus> NRP: I know.
* Colephantus seems to be thinking about a lot. But they are more sporadic thoughts and nothing in particular.
<DeathStar> GM: *the front door is knocked on downstairs*
* Colephantus arches a brow and then stands and walks down the steps, hearing a knock.
* Colephantus steps over to the door and opens it.
<DeathStar> GM: *Ire's trench coat hangs on the stairs*
* Colephantus ignores the coat. As usual.
<DeathStar> GM: *standing at the front door, with her back turned, is a young looking woman in her late twenties with long blue hair, wearing a torn, black leather coat, and jeans. She turns around, her eyes also a light blue. She looks Cole up and down, and it's obvious she's a reploid* <Woman> Well, you don't look like much.
* Colephantus arches a brow.
<Colephantus> Apparently not...who are you?
<DeathStar> <Woman> I'm Blue. *she leans forward, her arms crossed under her chest* I take it this is the ... Alternate Unit?
<Colephantus> Yeah yeah...this is the place. You looking to join?
* Chad has joined #taw
* DeathStar is now known as Blue
* Blue walks past Cole, putting her hands together on the back of her head. She glances around
<Blue> Yeah.
<Colephantus> Terra should be upstairs on the third floor. She is the leader. I'm Colephantus. Cole for short.
* Blue turns back to look at Cole.
<Blue> Well ... hello, Cole. *she glances him up and down again*
* Colephantus arches a brow and looks at himself. "Your a reploid...you sure you wanna stick around here during these times of trouble?"
* Colephantus was checking to see what she was looking at. Didn't want his fly to be unzipped or anything.
<Blue> Heck yeah. I adore action. And why are you here? You look like you're all depressed and hating life right now. *she moves over to the couch, sitting down on the arm of it*
* Colephantus chuckles.
<Colephantus> I don't have anywhere else to go.
* Colephantus sits down in one of the chairs and rubs his hand through his long white hair.
<Blue> So you figured, "Hey, I got nothing better to do, I'll just go be a police officer"?
* Blue crosses her legs, leaning forward to look at Cole intently.
<Colephantus> Nah. Terra is a friend of mine. She asked so I wouldn't let her down. She helped me and a few others during some tough times.
<Colephantus> That whole Atheos thing...man what a headache.
<Blue> I'll pretend I know what you're talking about. *she hops to the floor, strolling into the kitchen* What does this place have to drink?
<Colephantus> Vodka and Tea...and Water I guess. *forgets that most people don't know about Atheos*
* Blue opens the cabinent and grabs vodka, opening the bottle and drinking it straight. She wipes her chin, glancing back at Cole.
<Blue> Mmm. Not bad.
* Colephantus smirks a bit.
<Colephantus> You have good taste it seems.
<Colephantus> Do you have any field experience?
* Chad walks upto building 38, a bag slung over his shoulder
<Blue> Of course. Man, you line them, I'll knock them down. *she waves her hand out, as if knocking imaginary soldiers down*
<Colephantus> We really need experienced people. No green faces to get killed out there.
<Colephantus> What if their not lined eh? *smiles*
<Blue> Oh, they'll line up to see me. *she winks, taking another swig*
* Chad steps into the building and looks around
* Blue steps into the lobby, eyeing Chad
* Colephantus notices Chad.
<Blue> Hey kid, this isn't the nursery.
<Colephantus> Hey what are yo doing around her?
* Chad looks at Blue
<Chad> So I can't have you breast feed me?
* Colephantus chuckles.
* Chad quickly recoils as if expecting to get hit by someone
* Blue reaches out, pulling Chad in next to her
<Blue> I like you, kid. You got spunk.
* Chad slides up next to her willingly
<Chad> And if you play your cards right, you'll have a little of me in you.
* Colephantus crosses his arms. "Just like your old man. Sex always on your mind."
* Chad looks at her with the straigthest face a 14 year old can have.
<Blue> Nothing wrong with sex. It's a great pass time.
<Chad> So how do you keep yourself from falling over?
<Colephantus> Well. If you two want to join *eyes Chad for a moment saying this* You need to talk to Terra. I'm sure shes around here somewhere.
* Chad looks at her
* Colephantus strides over to the couch and sits down.
<Blue> I'm well balanced with a fine ass, kid.
* Chad looks behind her
<Chad> Can ya bounce a quarter off it?
<Blue> Maybe if you're good, I'll let you see.
* Chad face goes red
* Colephantus sighs and turns on the Holo-Vid wondering if there is any more news on Reploid/Human relations.
* Blue smirks, drinking some more of her vodka. She looks at Cole.
<Blue> Aw. News? So dull.
<Colephantus> If somethign bad happens. We can see it on the news usually. That means that we can go save the day like good little cops.
* Chad slides away from Blue and walks upstairs
* Blue grabs the trench coat hanging on the stairs
<Blue> Nice.
* Colephantus glances at her for a second, his eyes roaming from her head to her feet and then back up, then resumes his stare at the news.
<Colephantus> The last two guys that wore that, died.
<Blue> Really? A haunted coat. I like it. *she pulls off her leather jacket and puts the trench coat on*
<Colephantus> I warned you.
* Blue winks and gives Cole a thumbs up, then hurries up the stairs to find Terra.
* Colephantus yawns, watching the Holo-Vid still.
<Blue> GM: *the door knocks again*
* Blue walks up to the third floor, eyeing Jerry eating a sub over a folder. She wrinkles her nose in disgust
<Blue> Please tell me you're not Terra.
* Colephantus sighs and mildly walks over to the door, opening it.
* Chad looks over at Blue
* Katrina` has joined #taw
* Katrina` stands there, smiling at Cole
<Katrina`> Hello, Cole.
<Chad> All beauty no brains.
<Blue> I heard that, you little squirt.
* Colephantus arches a brow.
* Chad gives an innocent smile.
<Blue> <Jerry> Hubba gubba...*eyes Blue's breasts*
<Colephantus> Hey Kat...what brings you here?
<Katrina`> I came to see you. *she holds up his note* I got your note.
* Colephantus steps back letting her enter. "Ahh well. Howdy." rubs the back of his head.
<Blue> Hey, you - fatty. Eyes up. *points at her eyes, a hand on her hip*
<Blue> <Jerry> Yuh-yes?
<Slasher> NRP: <Katrina> I want you now...
* Katrina` steps in, adjusting her coat that she's wearing. She moves to the couch, sitting down on it properly, folding her hands in her lap.
<Slasher> NRP: <Katrina> Want you to watch my car.
<Renelle> <Terra> *wanders downstairs down*
* Blue catches Terra moving out of her office toward the stairs
* Colephantus steps over to a chair, plopping down into it. "So why did you come to see me? I figured you would be off somewhere doing something grand."
* Garland has joined #taw
<Blue> Hey, beautiful. Are you the leader?
* Garland is now known as Junior
<Renelle> <Terra> Umm.. yeah. Why?
<Renelle> <Terra> You want to join?
<Katrina`> Something grand? *she shakes her head* I'm spending my days at McCabe's manor, waiting for the wedding.
<Chad> You can count me in too.
<Blue> I sure do.
* Chad crosses his arms
<Colephantus> I guess its the same as sitting around here, waiting for something to happen. Yet it never does.
* Junior moves about mega city, a ball cap keepiing the sun out of his eyes.
<Blue> GM: *Junior would notice half the stores have signs saying "Reploids not allowed"*
<Renelle> <Terra> Well, we do need more members.
<Blue> Great. Then, where do I sign?
<Slasher> NRP: *The other half saying nude girls this way*
<Chad> HEY ME TOO!! *Waves his hands frantically*
* Katrina` is quiet, glancing around.'
* Colephantus stares at her for a moment. "Congats by the way."
<Junior> Always a joy to go to town... *shakes his head*
<Blue> GM: *the snow is beginning to melt in places*
<Katrina`> On what?
<Renelle> <Terra> *gets the form and hands it over*
* Blue takes the form, glancing over it. She grabs a pen from Terra's desk without asking, then signs her name. She smiles, handing the form back and keeping the pen by shoving it into Ire's coat that she's wearing
<Colephantus> Well. Your mom and dad are finally getting married. And you found yourself a nice guy to settle down with. Things really worked out for you in the end. *smiles faintly*
<Katrina`> Yes. I'm glad to see mom and dad so happy. And Junior really is a nice guy. *she says quickly* Thank you for your kind words.
* Chad growls and walks upto Terra
* Chad he reaches into his backpack and pulls out a form, and thrusts it into her arms
<Renelle> <Terra> ... you want to join too?
<Chad> ...Not bright for a brit...
* Colephantus nods. Not wanting to lament on it. "But it is really a suprise to see you drop in."
<Chad> Yes...Forms already signed by McCabe.
<Renelle> <Terra> ... oh. RIGHT
<Katrina`> Yes. I wanted to see if you were okay. It's been so long since we've talked. And..
* Colephantus raises a hand to stop her.
<Renelle> <Terra> *looks over the form*
* Katrina` pauses, looking at Cole.
<Chad> MiniGM: *the form's completely legit and even has Slasher's signature and McCabes*
<Renelle> <Terra> *laughs a bit* Oh.. of course.
* Blue walks around the office, the coat swishing around. She grabs folders, flipping through them.
<Colephantus> I'm fine. You should not trouble yourself with me. I just left that note to let you know that I will always be around if you ever need me. I want you to be happy in everything you do. And not be hampered by someone like me.
* Chad looks Terra up and down
<Renelle> NRP: That WAS Blue's form, wasn't it? o.o
<Chad> NRP: Mine.
<Renelle> <Terra> ... I... guess you're in?
* Junior heads back to the Alt building.
<Katrina`> Cole...it's not like that. I... You're a good guy, Cole. And you don't hamper me at all.
<Chad> Well if that's what the form means...Then yes.
<Renelle> <Terra> .oO(They just keep getting younger..)
<Chad> NRP: 14 to be exact.
<Renelle> NRP: Is that what it means?
* Blue grabs Jerry's chips and begins to eat them.
* X1 has joined #taw
* Junior steps up the stairs and enters the reception area, taking off his cap.
* Colephantus eyes her. He smiles warmly at her. "I understand that I am a reploid and your well not. And I understand you like someone else. I'm not going to try to ruin that. Thats why I...*glances at Junior*
<Blue> <Wind> *Stands on the roof of McCabe's manor, looking down at another hole in the wall caused by one of X1's inventions*
* Katrina` looks up at Junior.
* Junior waves to everyone in passing.
* Chad turns around, eyeing Blues ass once again
<Colephantus> Thats why I stepped back. Out of respect. *nods to junior, his eyes flicker but for just a moment*
<Renelle> <Terra> *looks really surprised at everything*
* Junior blinks at Cole. "Did I walk in on something?"
* Blue moves down to the lobby area.
<Colephantus> Nah.
* Chad quickly follows behind Blue
<Blue> Weeeeeell. You look muscled. You work out?
* Colephantus glances around at everyone walking into the reception area.
* Katrina` eyes Blue.
<Renelle> <Terra> Hello Junior.. what brings you here, anyway?
<Colephantus> Well Kat. I wish you the best of luck. *he smiles and stands walking into the Kitchen*
<Colephantus> NRP: Uh oh forgot muh comma.
* Katrina` watches Cole go. She hangs her head a little.
* Chad slides down spotting Katrina and Jr.
<Junior> Just dropping by, actually. I was in the neighbor hood and all that jazz... Earth lingo, is fun...
<Chad> It's Kat!
<Katrina`> Hi, Chad. *she smiles, though not as cheerfully as usual*
* Colephantus grabs the last bottle of Vodka and begins to take drinks out of it. Not wanting to be able to think fully right now.
* Junior watches Cole walk off, he frowns slightly as though he understands.
<Chad> You're looking awfully beautiful today.
<Katrina`> Thank you. And you're quite handsome yourself.
* Junior glances back to Chad and Kat.
<Chad> NRP: It's just a shame that Slasher designed the reploid body to reject all alcohol.
<Renelle> <Terra> ... I can't believe that Slasher and McCabe are letting 14 year olds join
* Blue stands there, leaning against the wall
<Chad> Ahhh...You know the way to a man's heart.
* Katrina` pats him on the head
<Katrina`> I wish I did.
* Colephantus steps back into the lobby, drinking the vodka. He leans against one of the walls, away from the others like usual.
<Renelle> <Terra> I guess as long as he can take care of himself, he'll be fine, though
<Chad> You do, you're just a little shy.
<Blue> It's easy. The way to a man's heart is a good fuck.
* Junior looks to Kat, "I hear a soft smile goes a long way."
* Katrina` shoots Blue a look.
<Chad> It's beer and porno mags...Atleast that's what Slasher tells me.
* Junior blinks at Blue, noting the jacket.
<Colephantus> She doesn't believe me that the coat is cursed.
<Junior> ... Where did you get that Jacket?
<Blue> It was hanging on the stairs here collecting dust.
* Slasher phases in behind Wind
<Junior> That's not for you to wear.
<Blue> Oh? *spreads her arms out* And why is that? Are you the fashion police?
* Chad looks at Junior
* Chad then to Blue
<Renelle> <Terra> Well... there's rumours that it's cursed.
<Junior> It's not your jacket.
* Colephantus chuckles. Then takes another swig.
<Blue> You are a broken record dude. *she snorts*
<Chad> You guys are retarded. It's just a jacket.
<Blue> <Wind> Slasher.
<Slasher> Star.
<Renelle> <Terra> It's also Ire's jacket.
<Slasher> You really enjoy the view up here no?
<Junior> How would you feel if someone pranced around in Dias's clothes, Chad?
<Blue> <Wind> With X1 blownig up things, it's the only quiet place.
<Chad> It's just clothes.
* Slasher lets out a light-hearted chuckle
<Junior> As nihilistic as your father, I see.
* Katrina` stands up, looking uncomfortable with the arguement brewing.
<Chad> Nihil-what?
* Junior shakes his head at Blue, "Whatever."
* Colephantus seems to be staring at Kat. Perhaps thinking.
<Slasher> Yes...But he does annoy McCabe.
* Blue eyes Junior in annoyance.
* Junior looks to Kat, "Oh yeah..." he hands her the flower he bought in town.
<Chad> Slasher says that the only reason people use big words is to mask their stupidity.
* Junior tunes Blue out for now.
<X1> Don't I annoy everyone? *drops down by Win and Slasher, hanging upside down on the weather vane*
<Katrina`> Thank you. *she smiles, relaxing, taking it in hand*
<Blue> <Wind> *eyes X1* I won't ask how you do that.
<Slasher> Gah...*slides backwards, actually being shocked by someone*
* Blue slides up to Cole in the kitchen
* Junior smiles.
<Blue> I hope that jackass isn't on the team.
<X1> It's quite easy, actually, first you wrap your legs around a horizontal pole, then lean back until...
* Chad sticks his finger in his mouth and acts like he's gagging
<Blue> <Wind> *holds up his hand* No. I said I won't ask. Won't.
* Katrina` puts the flower on her ear, so it goes with her hair.
* Colephantus glances at blue.
<Colephantus> Who?
* Blue nods at Junior. She then takes Cole's glass and downs the vodka.
* Colephantus eyes her.
<Colephantus> He isn't I don't think. He was...but I dunno.
* X1 pouts
<Junior> So, what were you doing out here? Just dropping by, too?
<Blue> <Wind> I heard McCabe offered you a job as the Alt. Unit's engineer or something.
* Katrina` nods
<Katrina`> Just here to see some friends.
<X1> Engineer? Awwww, fishsticks..
<Junior> Mm. Fun.
<Slasher> I swear he was on dope when those words came out of his mouth.
<Blue> <Wind> It was the most brilliant thing I ever heard.
<Renelle> NRP: Wait, X1 is our engineer?
<X1> Oh, so he ate my brownies?
* Colephantus yawns.
<Colephantus> So welcome to the team Blue.
<Renelle> NRP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Blue> The little get together boring you, too?
<Blue> <Wind> So, are you going to take his offer, X1?
<Slasher> Those were your brownies? *suddenly looks sick*
<X1> I dunno...I had my heart set on interior decorator...
<Colephantus> ...Nah. I'm just thinking of things. See that girl? *motions to Kat*
<Slasher> What about your son?
<Blue> <Wind> ... that explains why you redecorated the entire north wing...
<X1> My what?
* Blue looks at Kat
<Blue> Her?
<Slasher> Gah...
<Slasher> You are impossible at times...
<X1> No I'm not.
<X1> I'm impossible at all times.
<Blue> <Wind> He's been like this since he microwaved his own head.
* Colephantus nods.
<Renelle> NRP: BRB
<Blue> What about her?
<Slasher> You actual...No I don't wanna know.
<Colephantus> I really care for her alot. But the other one. That you don't like. She likes him instead. *chuckles to himself*
<Blue> Oooooh. You're in a love triangle.
<X1> Man, for people who ask questions, you guys suuuure don't wanna know anything.
* Chad looks around the room, taking this chance to take in his surroundings
<Blue> Well, if you want the girl so mad, just go in there, punch the guy, and take her. Girls like it when a man is in charge.
<Slasher> So X1, what are you going to get the wedding couple?
<Blue> <Wind> Slasher, I didn't want hmi to know.
* Slasher pats Wind on the back
<X1> I did what now?
<Slasher> Bah...You worry too much.
<Blue> <Wind> Slasher wants to know what you're getting him and Cheryl for their wedding.
* Colephantus shakes his head. "I promised I wouldn't interfere."
<Blue> Eh. Promises are made to be broken, pal!
<Slasher> You see? I confused him when I used the word give.
<Colephantus> Not mine. Unforunately.
<Slasher> ...Yeah what are you going to get us for our wedding?
* X1 looks at Slasher slackjawed. "You guys are getting married?! Hoooo, boy, and here I thought you were gay! Boy, that's a load off my mind..."
<Blue> Your loss. She looks like she could be a wild one, too
* Colephantus chuckles.
<Slasher> You do know that Cheryl and I set records for sex right
<X1> Records? Like, what? Lack of?
* Slasher looks at Star, then back to X1.
<Blue> <Wind> *smirks, staying out of this*
* Katrina` looks at Junior
<Katrina`> I guess I'll head back to the manor now.
* X1 looks cute
* Junior nods, and stretches a bit. "Walk you there?"
* Katrina` smiles
<Katrina`> Okay.
* Slasher pats X1 on the side of his head. 1"To think, there was a time I missed your presence"
* Junior nods and smiles, getting the door for her.
<Blue> <Wind> Missed? I call it the golden era of peace.
<Chad> By sexy! *waves by to Kat*
* Colephantus steps out of the Kitchen glancing at Kat and Jr.
* Katrina` smiles at Chad, then look at Cole, looking a little more downcast, glancing at the floor.
* Chad watches her look glance at the floor, then looks back to spot Cole
<Renelle> NRP: Back
<Blue> <Wind> So, Slasher. You know McCabe has the poll in his office right now.
* Slasher nods
<Slasher> I already glanced at it.
<Blue> Mmm. 90% of humans want Reploids gone.
<Blue> NRP: Er, Wind said that
<Colephantus> Goodbye Kat. And you as wel Junior.
<Slasher> Here I thought I could usher in a new era of peace.
* Blue glances at Cole, then shoves him forward toward Kat.
<Blue> <Wind> Peace is only won by bloodshed.
* Colephantus is shoved forward, he looks back quickly.
<Colephantus> What the hell you doing?
* Blue smiles innocently, drinking the vodka.
<X1> Hasn't there been enough blood shed?
<Slasher> Sometimes it takes one man to change that.
* Katrina` looks up as Cole comes stumbling forward.
<Blue> <Wind> *glances at X1* Don't cut your wrist.
<Slasher> And since McCabe seems more intent on burning the bridge.
* Junior waves to Cole, "See ya."
<X1> I'm being serious, actually, chief..
* Colephantus catches himself before he collides with Kat. He huff for a second, because that gave him quite a scare.
<Blue> <Wind> Hm. You'd think we'd have won our place in the world. But, nothing has changed since X was fighting the good fight.
<Colephantus> Good Luck. *he smiles.*
<Katrina`> Bye, Cole. *she waves, stepping out at with Junior*
* X1 climbs down, sitting next to Wind and Slasher. "For our entire existance, we've been fighting for our own equality, and we're still not any closer to achieving yet."
<Slasher> Intolerance is the hardest thing to change.
<Blue> <Wind> You're right. I thought things would change when I got rid of the Robotic Laws. But nothing did.
* Blue finishes the vodka, obviously drunk now.
<X1> Doesn't help when a majority of our kind takes off to start a new world somewhere else.
<Blue> <Wind> Can you blame them? They wanted to leave. I did once.
<Slasher> I had hoped that the time apart would've given mankind a time to think back upon their mistakes.
<X1> I can blame them. They gave up.
<X1> We didn't.
* Colephantus plops down on the couch.
<Colephantus> This has been a rather shitty day.
* Chad looks at Cole
<Chad> God you are a wuss.
<Blue> Man. You need to go out there and get that girl, man. It makes you a depressed fellow.
* Colephantus shrugs. "I'd much rather stab something..."
<Blue> <Wind> ... YOu're right. *leans forward on the side of the roof*
<Blue> <Wind> It's been more than 100 years. Can you believe that? And we're still at ground zero.
<X1> For all of our friends, our commrades, and the innocent people that've died along the way, for them to just up and leave, their deaths mean nothing in that event. It undermines everything we fought for in the old days..
* Slasher crosses his arms
<Blue> You could take a stab at me. *she offers, flopping on the couch end, letting her legs dangle off*
<Colephantus> I meant with these. *ignites his Katar*
<Blue> I know.
<Blue> <Wind> *looks out at the melting snow* Another conflict is coming.
* X1 belches
<Slasher> And here I thought I had finally gotten out of politics...
<Renelle> <Terra> What happened, anyway?
<Chad> Dipshit...*points to Cole* Missed his chance to confess his love to Kat and take her away from Junior.
* Colephantus just leans his head back on the chair. Staring at the ceiling.
<Blue> <Wind> *looks at Slasher and X1* I just wonder what will be the trigger point for it.
* Blue looks at Cole
<Blue> You know, if you want something in life, you got to take it by the horns and ride it out.
<Slasher> I presume the ensueing crowds of men and woman using force after McCabe releases the final judgement.
<Slasher> And I have a strong feeling that the Reploids won't take it sitting down.
<Blue> <Wind> Much to his credit, I don't think McCabe wants this to end in violence. But he curries the favor of the people. The man is walking a thin line.
<Colephantus> Call me what you want. But I already told her what I thought. She likes him, so i'm done trying. I'll be the respectful fella that I am. And it'll stay at that.
<Chad> *coughs* Coward *coughs*
<Renelle> <Terra> You're a great guy, Cole. I hope you find someone.
<Blue> Respectful? Pheh. If she's disrespecting you, you need to drag it out into open.
<Blue> You want me to slap her up some?
* Chad looks at Blue, his body tensing up
<Colephantus> No. Don't touch her.
<Colephantus> And thanks Terra.
<Colephantus> I'll be fine guys. I've lived with this for almost a year and a half now.
* Slasher turns to look at the two
<Blue> O-kay. *flips off the couch and moves up the stairs*
* Chad 's head blatantly follows Blue's ass as she walks up the stairs
<X1> Things were simplier way back when.
<Slasher> My question to you, is where will you be when hell breaks lose?
<Blue> <Wind> When we could just bash the enemy in the face until they ran away?
<X1> Same place I am when every war breaks out, Pinky...in the can.
<Blue> <Wind> I don't know. ... *frowns, leaning forward more*
* Colephantus lightly falls asleep on the couch.
<Colephantus> NRP: OR wherever the hell he is sleeping.
* Chad walks upto the back of the couch and stares down at Cole
* Kio is now known as Kiron
* X1 chews on a fishstick that's randomly appeared in his hand
* Katrina` has left #taw
* Colephantus doesn't make a sound, his eyes are just closed.
<Blue> <Wind> .... I have the wedding to think about now. It's just in a week.
<Slasher> Hopefully tensions will hold out till then.
* X1 pouts. "I wanna get married....again..."
<Blue> <Wind> ... Again?
* X1 looks at Wind
<X1> I was married?
<Slasher> You mean you divorced that toaster I gave you?
<Blue> <Wind> *glances off the roof at X2 in his housecoat, wandering around the yard* I don't think he's sane anymore.
<X1> Yeah, think the genes are finally kicking in.
<Slasher> You gave him a pair of your jeans to wear?
<X1> I blame his mother.
<Blue> <Wind> You built him with a screwdriver...
<X1> Yeah...I was pretty drunk that night.
<Blue> GM: *something hard lands on Cole's stomach*
* Colephantus eyes instantly open and he lurches forward.
<Colephantus> SONOVABITCH!
* Chad watches with content
<Blue> GM: *a pair of keys are on Cole, plus some boots*
* Blue leans over the couch, looking down at him
<Blue> We're going out. Get ready.
* Chad looks over at Blue
<Chad> Can I come?
<Blue> You're too young for where we're going, kiddo.
<Renelle> <Terra> .. congrats Cole.
<Colephantus> ....Uhh.
<Chad> Uhhh....
<Renelle> <Terra> It looks like you've found someone.
* Colephantus puts the boots on and then grabs the keys standing up.
<Colephantus> Yeah...a real tomcat. *eyes Blue*
<Blue> He wishes, beautiful. I can't stand to see him mope around. It ruins the kick ass atmosphere of our team.
* Blue moves out the front door, walking over to the new van the team has.
<Slasher> When aren't you drunk X1?
<X1> Tuesdays.
* Colephantus follows behind her. "I'm not moping. I was sleeping."
<Blue> <Wind> *sips some coffee that he found on the roof*
<Blue> You're depressing when you sleep.
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* Blue gets in the passenger side, slamming the door shut and waits,.
* Junior is now known as Garland
<Colephantus> Its not my fault. I just sleep, *slides into the driver's seat.*
* Slasher looks at Star
* Blue gives him the directions of the place she wants to go.
<Blue> <Wind> What? *takes another sip*
* Slasher scratches his head, opens his mouth to say something, then stops
* Colephantus arches a brow.
<Colephantus> Is this a gay bar or something?
<Blue> You wish. Just drive.
* Colephantus sighs as he turns on the van and begins to drive.
* Slasher plops down on the roof
<Blue> <Wind> Hm. This coffee has a strange taste..
<Colephantus> Nah. I do enjoy T&A. Just on a more milder level than. Some other.
<Slasher> Do you always drink whatever just appears around you?
* Blue leans back, propping her feet up on the dashboard.
<Blue> <Wind> Yes.
<X1> So THAT'S where I left my underwear...
<Blue> <Wind> *tosses the coffee off the roof*
<X1> Wait, I don't wear underwear...
* Slasher checks his pants
<Blue> <Wind> ... *watches it hit X2 in the ehad*
<X1> So THAT'S where I left Snipe's underwear...
<Slasher> ...Hey those are mine.
* Colephantus slowly comes to a halt in front of the place she wanted himt to go to.
* Colephantus eyes it.
<Blue> GM: *Cole arrives at a strip bar. It seems there's a long line to get in*
<X1> <X2> *slams into a tree*
<Blue> <Wind> You need to fix him, X1.
<X1> But I want grandkids!
<Blue> <Wind> .... *groans*
<Colephantus> ....A strip bar?
<Slasher> If you're not the poster child for abortion...
* Blue gets out of the van and marches to the front of the line. She leans over, whispering into the bouncer's ear. He nods, opening the chain and wavign them in. She smiles, waving Cole in.
<X1> Hey now, they paid me 20 bucks to be on that psoter..
* Colephantus mildly walks in with Blue.
* Blue finds a table up close to the female strippers, who are swinging around poles. She leans back in her seat, propping her feet up on the table, then orders some beer from a waitress.
<Blue> Now, if this doesn't make you happy, then you're broken in the head.
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<Slasher> Well kids...
* Colephantus sits down beside Blue.
<Blue> <Wind> Time for your late afternoon sex?
<Colephantus> I'm not broken in the head. I just have morals.
* Pope sits in a corner booth, recieving a lap dance
<Slasher> Well yes....
<Colephantus> NRP: Cole or Blue do not know Pope.
* Slasher phases away
<Blue> NRP: Cole met him before.
<Colephantus> NRP: Like a bajillion sessions ago. once! He wouldn't remember sadly.
<Pope> NRP: He put me up to it! *points at DS*
<Blue> NRP: HA HA HA HA
* Blue nods at Pope
<Blue> Now that guy knows the finer points in life.
<Slasher> NRP: Yeah and it'll be another bajillion before you see him again.
* Colephantus glances at Blue. "Why didn't you just do this to me at the base? Since your all gung ho for sex and its many occurances."
<Blue> Psch. Even I have standards.
<Slasher> NRP: BURN!
<Colephantus> Noted.
* Blue drinks her beer, watching the dancing.
* Pope lights up a cigarette and downs some ale. 'Cause he's British!
<Blue> So, tell me about her. Why do you love her so much?
* Colephantus glances at the strippers. All the titties a floppin. Then back at Blue.
<Colephantus> I haven't the faintest clue. Thats what i've been trying to figure out.
<Blue> Don't get me wrong. She seems like a nice little thing. And she could certainly have a wild side. But she's kind of bland to me.
<Colephantus> Perhaps that is how I like a girl?
<Blue> Hey, whatever suits your taste. I knew this one guy who had a Catholic school girl fetish.
<Colephantus> Sounds interesting.
<Blue> I bet you like red heads.
<Colephantus> Red Heads? I dunno. Perhaps, nice girls? Maybe.
* Blue reaches into the coat pocket and eyes some asprin.
<Blue> I guess. She seemed nice, I suppose. Though she really kicked you in the balls if you ask me.
<Colephantus> I guess. I'll move on eventually. Just takes time.
* Pope stands over Blue, smoking in a stonely stance
* Blue looks up at Pope
<Blue> Can I help you, pops?
<Pope> Tell me, luv, where'd you get the coat?
<Blue> I found it at the Salvation Army. Why?
* Colephantus glances up at Pope.
<Colephantus> You look familier.
* Pope exhales a cloud of smoke. "Looks exactly like one a good friend o' mine wore once."
<Blue> Really? I guess he just decided he didn't like it anymore and ditched it.
<Pope> Not exactly. He died.
<Colephantus> You knew Ire?
<Blue> Yeah? Well, I guess he wont' exactly be needing it anymore, then.
* Pope looks at Cole. "Yeah...Wait, I do know you."
<Colephantus> You sure did vanish. McCabe is restarting the Alt Team. Terra is in charge now.
<Blue> What, this old fossil use to be military?
<Pope> Old fossil? Luv, I'm 26.
<Blue> Take better care of the face, then.
* Colephantus chuckles and swigs his beer, watching the dancer.
<Pope> Try bein' 'ounded by a psychotic killer for a few months and see 'ow pretty you stay.
<Blue> Now that sounds like a fascinating tale to hear.
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<Pope> Ever 'ear of Ghoul?
<Blue> I'm afraid not. Should I have?
* Colephantus doesn't pay attention to them, he is actually enjoying himself.
* Pope shrugs, grabbing a chair and sitting close to Blue. "Maybe. Had a real bad 'abit of cuttin' peoples' skin off. Alive.
* Blue leans forward a little
<Blue> Go on.
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<Pope> Wore a mask, never let anyone see underneath it. Profiler's said 'e 'ad a bit of an 'indentity' issue. *puffs on his cigarette again.*
* Colephantus glances at Blue and smirks. If only she knew that he had just been in a fight with the devil himself she might find it more interesting. But he isn't one for stories.
<Blue> Did you get a close look at him?
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* Slasher is now known as Slasher-Sleep
* Pope nods. "You bet your sweet candy-arse I did, luv. 'e cornered me once, 'ad me pinned with his claws goin' through both shoulders all the while I'm a bleedin' mess. 'e leaned in close to my face, I could see my face in 'is mask."
<Blue> What did it look like? *she is totally absorbed in the story*
<Blue> NRP: *Before Pope can answer, four turtles bust in* Go ninja go ninja go, go ninja go ninja go!
<Pope> The mask wasn't all that excitin'. One of those old time theater mask. Y'know, the 'happy' and 'sad' kind. Only, this had been ripped an' torn, then sewn back together, especially the mouth.
<Pope> But that sewn grin, that still give me chills.
* Blue leans back, re-evaluating Pope, obviously impressed now
<Blue> That sounds like a tough bastard.
* Pope shrugs. "Might not of been. I sure as 'ell could never kill the bastard. 'e was finally offed be a copycat killer."
* Colephantus drinks his 3rd beer and glances back at them.
<Blue> GM: *three drunk guys come over, looking at them* <Man> We don't want your kind in here. *he snarls at Cole and Blue*
* Pope looks up at teh three drunks. "Piss off, boys, lady's with me. And her mate."
<Blue> <Man> They're fuckin' machines, man.
* Colephantus yawns at the men.
<Colephantus> And your a blubbering moron. Go away.
* Blue eyes the men in disgust.
<Pope> Wassa'matter, feelin' a lil' insecure there, boys?
<Blue> <Man> What?!
<Pope> Gotta wave yer dicks ;round to feel big and macho?
<Colephantus> Afraid that since we are more "enhanced" than them, that we'll take all their women
* Blue looks down at them, then looks up
<Blue> I can say I'm not impressed with their size.
<Blue> <Man> Y-You fuc-fuckers.
<Colephantus> This one over here is a big chubby.
* Colephantus pokes him with his foot.
<Pope> Sod off, ya bloody ponce.
<Blue> GM: *the men look at each other, then scowl, moving away for now*
<Colephantus> They'll be back you know.
<Colephantus> I can't wait.
<Pope> Shame, was lookin' forward to a good ol' bar brawl.
<Blue> I wouldn't mind starting one.
<Colephantus> Give them time to round up some courage.
* Colephantus downs a 4th beer. Feeling a bit of a buzz now.
<Pope> Name's Pope, luv. Michael Pope. Former Alt. Unit liason on load from Scotland Yard.
<Pope> *loan
* Blue smiles, leaning forward some
<Blue> You can call me Blue. That there is Colephantus. "Cole" for short as he says.
<Blue> We're current Alt.
<Colephantus> Well. Would you rather say Colephantus all the time?
<Pope> Pretty lil' thing like you likes to get down an' dirty? Bloody good.
<Pope> Just don't go gettin' yerself killed.
<Blue> I plan to live forever.
<Pope> 'Forever' never lasts, luv.
<Pope> Always live until tomorrow.
* Colephantus smirks. Watching another dancer.
* Blue raises her beer toward Pope in a toast
<Blue> Though I prefer looking forward to the night, myself.
* Pope holds his up and toasts
<Pope> Play your cards right, an' maybe you'll get to the morning, too.
* Pope winks slyly
* Blue laughs.
* Pope slaps Cole on the back
<Blue> Cole seems to be good and buzzing.
<Pope> Get yourself a lap dance, kid, it'll do ya wonders.
* Colephantus winces. "Unfortunately I can take a lotta alcohal."
* Colephantus eyes Pope. "Nah, I'm fine. Quite enjoying myself right now."
* Blue finishes her beer in a chug, slamming it down on the table.
<Colephantus> I feel like fighting actually.
* Blue nods to the men on the other side of the bar, eyeing them
<Blue> Go at it.
* Colephantus chuckles and picks up a peanut. "Which one should I hit with this?"
<Pope> Feh, if you're gonna do it, do it right.
* Colephantus arches a brow.
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* Pope picks up the whole bowl and chucks it at the three
<Colephantus> Well, that seemed better.
<Blue> GM: *the men suddenly leap forward and rush at the table, carrying beer bottles*
<Blue> GM: *everyone in the bar just comes to a complete stop*
* Pope sits there, sipping his beer. "S'there a problem, boys?"
* Colephantus smiles.
* Blue brushes back her hair, sitting there looking at the three.
<Colephantus> Pope here seemed to have lost his bowl. Have you found it?
<Blue> <Man> You're going to apologize for that, you robot loving fag.
<Colephantus> Ouch, he is breaking out the big words now.
<Pope> All right, all right, first off - 'Fag', term for cigarette where I come from, boys, not 'gay'. Second, robots, reploids, two different birds, mate. Thirdly, sod off.
* Colephantus chuckles at Pope.
<Blue> <Man> *The man throws the bottle right at Pope's face, while the other two try to grab cole*
* Colephantus laughs as he jumps up throwing a fist for the one at his right and spinning around to throw an elbow at the one of his left.
* Pope snaps his head to the side to dodge the bottle, then drops off of it while being the chair down and swings it out and around, aiming for his assailant's legs
<Blue> GM: *The two men go down, cursing. They grab a pool stick and swing it at Cole's head*
<Blue> GM: *The man goes down, crying out in pain as he hits the floor*
* Blue drinks her beer, watching the fight with a smile.
* Pope spins the chair up and around, then down over the guy on the floor, as he resumes his seat - over the guy on the floor.
<Blue> GM: *the guy on the floor lays there, groaning in pain*
* Colephantus leans back letting the stick slide over him, he snaps back up grabbing the man by the throat and attempting to slam him into his pal.
<Blue> GM: *both men go down in pain*
<Blue> GM: *suddenly, ten more guys approach, looking angry*
<Colephantus> oooh. shakes his fist. More fun.
<Colephantus> NRP: Err ** on the shakes fist.
* Pope slides his sunglasses down some. "Ah, now this is interestin'."
<Blue> <Leader> You're going to regret that
* Colephantus eyes the 10 and picks up a pool stick.
Session Close: Tue Dec 21 00:00:00 2004

Session Start: Tue Dec 21 00:00:00 2004
Session Ident: #taw
<Colephantus> Nah, your gonna regret breathing.
<Blue> GM: *the men charge forward*
<Pope> I regret not screwing Paula Days in the backseat of my car during prom. I don't regret this.
<Blue> GM: *four guys rush at Cole, while five go at Pope. One approaches Blue, smirking*
* Colephantus dunks down as he sees a fist coming for his face, he jumps up swinging the pool stick for the side of one of the men.
* Pope continues sitting in his seat, looking smug.
<Pope> So, boy-os, who's on first?
<Blue> GM: *one man goes down, but the other leaps up and kicks at Cole's head, while two more go for a tackle*
<Pope> Make it count, now.
<Blue> GM: *all five rush at Pope, trying to knock him out of his chair*
* Pope leans back in the chair suddenly, slamming onto the guy-on-the-floor's legs, then rolling back and grabbing the chair as he rolls back to his feet
* Blue stands up as her fellow approaches, ducks his swing, and brings her knee into his groin, sending him falling over. She grabs her beer from the table, taking a swallow.
<Blue> GM: *the five men trample their friend going at Pope*
* Colephantus throws up his arm to block the kick, he grips the leg and sling the man for another behind him.
<Blue> GM: *both go down. One leaps on Cole from the side, trying to knock him down8
* Colephantus leans down and kicks off from the ground, flippin in the air, aiming to send both heels into the mans back.
<Blue> GM: *The man goes down*
* Pope spins the chair around and leaps on it with his feet on teh seat and back, sending the chair to the floor and Pope dropping with it
* Colephantus picks up his last bottle of beer and chugs it real quick.
* Pope stands, stopping. "Now, now, wait for it..."
<Blue> GM: *the five men slide to a stop, eyeing Pope*
* Pope tugs on his jacket. "Okay."
<Blue> GM: *they charge again*
* Pope slams his foot onto a leg of the chair, sending it flying up and into his hands as he swings it wide into the rushing men
* Colephantus eyes Pope's fight and glances over at Blue. Winks at her. Smiling. "God I love a good fight."
<Blue> GM: *all five men are hit by the chair and fall*
* Blue stretches
<Blue> They weren't much of a challenge, though
* Pope stands over the men. "You boys done? Yer done, right? 'Cause you get up 'gain and I'll kick yer arses 'gain."
<Blue> GM: *another man approaches* <Man> I'm the owner. And I want you three to leave now.
<Colephantus> Nah, but it is fun still. *glances at the Man* Because we were fighting? Forgive us, we'll be on our way.
* Pope picks up his cigarette from an ashtray and takes a puff. Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a crumpled fifty and throws it in the face of the owner. "Yer drinks were watered down anyway, guv'ner."
<Blue> <Owner> *glares at Pope, but says nothing*
* Blue works her way to the door, glancing around at everyone staring. She waves her hand
<Blue> Later, boys.
* Blue steps outside.
* Pope follows after Blue
* Colephantus chuckles as she walks behind Blue. "Shame they can't breed better fighters around here."
* Blue slides over to the van, leaning against the hood of it. She looks up at the moon.
<Colephantus> NRP: Errr he walks...damn. :P
* Colephantus steps over to the van and eyes it for a moment, making sure that they didn't do anything to it.
<Pope> NRP: Gender confusion and the she-males that love them! On the next TAW!
<Ariel> <Sil> *casually sits on top of a street light, looking down at the group*
* Pope leans next to Blue
* Colephantus sees a shadow and glances up at Sil. "Howdy."
* Blue looks up at Sil
<Blue> Now that's an impressive feat, lady.
<Colephantus> I hear she's quite talented. *checks the tires*
<Ariel> <Sil> *nods to Cole*
<Colephantus> I don't guess they did anything to the van.
* Pope nods upward. "Who's she?"
<Colephantus> NRP: You were in the alt team and don't remember sil?
<Blue> NRP: Sil's in a new body
<Colephantus> NRP: Like I knew that.
<Colephantus> NRP: I don't read.
* Colephantus glances over at Pope and Blue. "Looks like you two are getting aweful friendly. I can walk home if ya would like to use the van?"
* Pope grins. "Haven't rocked a van in a long while."
<Blue> Aren't you a quirky one, Cole. *she squints her eyes at him*
<Colephantus> I just know what I see.
<Colephantus> Besides you wanted me to liven up. I am.
* Blue grins
<Blue> Good.
* Blue opens the back door to the van and hops in.
<Colephantus> Hey Sil, mind walking with me? Unless you wanna watch the van rock...
* Pope nonchalantly follows Blue
* Colephantus places his hand on the back of his head and begins walking back for the HQ.
<Ariel> <Sil> *casually hops down to the street, landing nimbly on her feet* .....good to see you again Pope. *starts after Cole*
<Colephantus> So how have you been Sil? Haven't seen you since when we first moved in.
<Ariel> <Sil> *shrugs a little* ...I've been... busy.
<Colephantus> Sounds interesting. I haven't.
<Ariel> <Sil> ...you haven't spent months in a jar...
<Colephantus> Granted. But I did spend months in a female body. Top that.
<Renelle> NRP: <Sil> I spent years in one.
<Ariel> <Sil> .....I'm in my sister's body right now...
<Colephantus> Touche.
* Colephantus rubs his head. Walking along.
<Ariel> <Sil> *walks along quietly*
<Blue> Session Ends
Session Close: Tue Dec 21 00:26:44 2004