Session Start: Sat Jan 01 21:08:52 2005
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20050101.log'
<Blue> Session 244: The Wedding Part I
<Blue> Time Chart: March 5th, 2224
<Blue> Location: Building 38
* Colephantus is currently lounging on the couch, the holo-vid is on, but the volume is turned down to 1. In his has he is holding an old acustic guitar, strumming something out of the blue.
<Blue> GM: *Since the incident a few days ago, Cole and Blue would have both received information from their bosses regarding their behavior the other week. They both have warnings about their behaviors - and threats of being fired if a repeat incident occurs*
* Blue sneaks up behind Cole, then leans against the back of it, her arms crossed. She listens to Cole's tune.
* Colephantus leans back, strumming a sorta haunting tune. But a little smirk is visible on his face.
<Blue> (back of the couch
<Blue> Chilling, Cole. I didn't know you had a dark side.
* Colephantus misses the next chord at the osund of Blue's voice. He glances up at her. "Oh umm. I guess I do, it sooths me."
* Blue turns around and props her elbows on the couch, using it to hold up her head as she looks down at Cole
<Blue> And what are you thinking about in that tin head of yours?
* Colephantus glances at her, then turns to the holo-vid. "Your not even dating me and you want to know whats in my head? Well nothing in general, just the increasing hate towards our kind.'
<Blue> 'Dating you'? Is that an offer, Cole?
* Colephantus glances her up and down actually thinking of this for a moment. "Nah, your too wild for me. I would dull down your exciting life."
<Blue> Hah! *she says with a smirk, as if she liked that remark* I suppose I could see the undying interest in laying on a couch all day. Doing nothing. Oooooor....
<Colephantus> I'm doing something. Expressing my emotions through a certain medium. It is called Art.
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* Blue looks down at Cole, a smile on her face
<Blue> Is that what you call it?
<Colephantus> Aye, and what exactly do you do around here? *he arches his brow at her* Wait...let me guess. Drink? *there is a smirk curled on his lips*
<Blue> Oh, I assure you, I do a lot more around here than just "drink".
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* Colephantus smiles fully having got her attention, "Elaborate."
<Blue> Wouldn't you like me to? *she says teasingly, running her hand along the couch*
<Colephantus> Obviously. Or I wouldn't have asked.
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* Blue smiles playfully
<Blue> Maybe I'll show you sometime. *she walks into the kitchen*
* Colephantus smirks and then begins to strum the guitar again, this time it is a bit more upbeat, but not much. He closes his eyes, so that he can focus on the music more.
<Blue> GM: *there's a knock on the door*
* Colephantus stops playing instantly. He stand and places the guitar on the couch, sliding over to the door to open it.
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* Snipe stands there, leaning on a cane. He glances at Cole
<Snipe> You look like shit.
* Colephantus eyes Snipe. "I could say the same."
* Snipe reaches up and hits Cole in the head with the cane.
<Snipe> Punk.
* Colephantus holds his head and steps back. "What are you doing here anyway?"
* Snipe walks in, glancing around the building. He turns to look at Cole.
<Snipe> I'm here for you, Colephantus.
<Colephantus> Why are you here for me?
<Snipe> I have a job for you, if you're interested.
* Colephantus arches a brow, "Would you like to talk someplace else? Or would this accomidate you?"
<Snipe> Oh, I'm fine right here. I don't know if you have heard, but Death Star's wedding is in a few days. They're getting a location up in the mountains ready. A real nice, grassy field. I hear Ariel digs that sort of thing.
* Colephantus listens, wondering what odd mission he is going to be sent on.
<Snipe> He asked me to do security detail. He doesn't like a big open place with all of us gathered. Thinks someone might wreck his big day. So, I need a few people to help with security detail. I already cleared it with McCabe and I was wondering if you and anyone else you'd like could help me out. I'm not asking goo girl since she scares me
* Colephantus rubs his chin for a moment. "Well of course. But everyone else is away right now. I don't know where though. Well there is Blue. She could help...But I dunno."
<Snipe> I don't need many. I mean, we killed Satan himself. I don't think there's any bad guys on the list to hate us.
<Snipe> Anyway, here's the address and time of the wedding. *hands Cole a slip of a paper* Also, I hear Slasher is going to have a bachelor party soon. You interested in attending?
* Colephantus eyes Snipe for a moment.
* Colephantus takes the paper and glances down at it, turning it in his hand. "I guess."
* Snipe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a funny looking card
<Snipe> Here's the card to get in the bachelor party tonight. Time and address is on it.
* Colephantus accepts it as well. "Well I'll do my best to make it. You want something to drink or anything?"
<Snipe> No thanks. I'm about to take off. See you later if you decide to come. *he begins to walk back outside*
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Alicia
<Colephantus> Take it easy.
* Colephantus pockets the papers and sits back down on the couch. He lifts the guitar up and rests it on his knee, he begins to strum once more.
<Snipe> You too. *walks off to a van, gets in it, cranks it up, then drives off like a maniac*
* Snipe has left #taw
* Alicia is now known as Terra`
<Terra`> NRP: Oops, comp crashed
* Blue walks back, holding some case folders in her hands that she swiped from Terra' desk
<Terra`> What's that?
* Colephantus begins to pick up pace, letting his fingers do the talking. He is playing left handed, and slides his right hand down the fret board, playing at a high pitch. Then slides it back up, making the contrasts mold together nicely.
* Blue shoves the folders back into Ire's trench coat like they were never there. She looks at Terra innocently
<Blue> What's what?
<Terra`> ... don't try and play me for a fool. What did you just put in the coat?
<Blue> Look, I don't know what you're talking about. *she plops down at the end of the couch where Cole is at*
<Terra`> Then either you're stupid, or you think I am.
* Colephantus doesn't look up, he begins to move his fingers very quickly. Going from the g string to the d, then the a, back to the g.
* Terra` walks over to The Coat
* Blue steps back, since she's wearing the coat
<Blue> Excuse me - personal space.
<Terra`> ...
* Retrieving #taw modes...
* Colephantus stops playing just a quick as he started, he glances at Terra and Blue.
<Colephantus> Snipe came by today.
<Terra`> NRP: WHat's with everyone pocketing papers, anyway?
<Blue> Who?
<Terra`> Really?
<Colephantus> John McCormick. He is a friend of ours. Were invited to be security detail and Wind and Ariel's wedding.
<Colephantus> Since Wind is paranoid. He wants some guards.
* Blue makes a face
<Blue> A wedding?
<Terra`> ... guards? *sighs*
<Terra`> Well.. if he's that desperate...
<Colephantus> McCabe said it would be a good idea as well. Besides, I think thats just their way of inviting us.
<Blue> I say we ditch the wedding and investigate this case. *She pulls out a case file* It's about a killer insect that puts people in cacoons, then drains their bodily fluids.
<Terra`> Weird invitation, though... okay, I stand corrected.
<Colephantus> Terra is the boss. But I have some plans tonight, so count me out.
<Blue> Plans? *she looks interested* What sort of plans?
<Terra`> Let me see that file.
* Blue hands over the case to Terra, not even glancing her way.
* Terra` takes the file and reads
<Blue> GM: *it's about two murders in a cacoon with all their bodily fluids drain. Witnesses, a drug addict named Will Seymore, claims he saw a giant insect coming out of one of the homes of the deceased*
<Terra`> ... freaky.
* Colephantus glances over at the clock.
<Blue> GM: *it's 4 in the afternoon
* Colephantus then pulls out the invitation to see what time the party is.
<Blue> GM: *it's at 9*
<Colephantus> Well I have 5 hours. So lets get crackin eh?
<Terra`> Yeah, lets.
* Colephantus slides over to the door, picking up the keys to the van on his way, he opens up the door and walks over to where it was parked last. Opening up the driver side door, he slides in and starts it up.
* Blue claps her hands together
<Blue> Now THIS is exciting.
* Blue follows Cole out and takes shotgun next to Cole.
* Terra` heads for the van, files in hand
<Blue> GM: *the files have 3 locations on hand. The home of both deceased, and the home of Will Seymore*
<Colephantus> Where to first boss?
* Blue leans back in her seat, glancing at Cole silently, out of the corner of her eyes.
<Terra`> We could check the witness, but he seems a little unreliable.. can't hurt, I guess.
* Terra` gives the location of Will's home to Cole
* Colephantus eyes the location. "Well you will need to talk to him when we get there. Reploids aren't exactly lovable right now." he puts it into gear and head for the direction of Will's place.
<Terra`> I noticed...
<Blue> Humans will be humans.
* Colephantus glances down at his speedometer. "It doesn't matter, they couldn't harm us if they tried."
<Blue> GM: *Cole arrives in a run-down neighborhood where the houses look like they're nests for evil*
<Blue> Isn't that a fact. *she murmurs*
<Terra`> ...
<Blue> GM: *they finally reach the address. The home in front of them looks like it needs a paint job and the garage is full of boxes and oil stains. The windows are boarded up*
<Terra`> Well, I guess this is it.
<Blue> Ungh. Who would live here. *she opens the door, wincing* I think I smell something.
* Colephantus glances at Terra. "We can come in if you would like."
<Terra`> It.. might not be a good idea.
* Blue grabs some black sunglasses, then slips it on her eyes
<Blue> Now they can't tell if I'm a reploid.
* Terra` gets out of the van. "Well, if you think you can look human enough, feel free."
* Colephantus chuckles. "Blue can accomany you. I'll check around the perimiter for something out of the odd. How does that sound?"
<Terra`> Sounds great.
* Blue hops out of the van, slamming her door shut. She stretches, looking rather odd with a black trench coat and black sunglasses on. She walks over to the front door.
* Terra` heads to the front door too, trying to remember where she's seen that look before
* Blue gestures at Terra to feel free to knock.
* Terra` knocks then
* Colephantus slides out of the van and vanishes into the shadows between the houses.
<Blue> GM: *a thump is heard inside*
<Terra`> NRP: Loud thump, or quietish?
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<Blue> NRP: Quietish
* Terra` waits
<Blue> GM: *the door begins to open slowly and a pair of green eyes stare at her* <Shakey Voice> Yeah?
<Terra`> 'ello. We're here to ask you a few questions about what you saw... *checks the file*
<Blue> <Shakey Voice> W-Who 'da fuck are you?
<Terra`> Alternate unit.
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<Blue> You don't mind if we come in, do you? *she says sweetly, then pushes hard against the door, sending a wirey red haired man to the ground, who looks jumpy and twitchy.
* Blue stolls in, looking around the trashy room, with drugs sitting out in plain sight
<Terra`> We investigate weird murders..
<Blue> <Man> H-Hey! T-This is a -vi-violation..
* Terra` looks over at Blue. "There are procedures, you know..."
* Colephantus silently is strolling along the alleys between the houses. Checking for anything out of the blue.
<Blue> I like the direct approach to detective work.
<Terra`> ... you would.
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<Terra`> Anyway, we're only here to ask questions.
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* Granji-Sleep is now known as Klitz
<Blue> <Man> *hops up, rubbing his arms nervously, looking around like a scared man* Ye-Eah? Like what?
<Blue> GM: *Cole finds nothing*
* Blue picks up a bag of cocaine, glancing at it.
<Terra`> Like just what you saw. You said you saw some kind of insect?
<Blue> <Man> Ye-Yeah. It-It came out of the house. It was fuckin' huge...and...it had wings. And it turned to me and said, "Will, you will rule the world one day." Then it flew away...
<Terra`> ... mmmhmmm..
<Blue> I think this one has snorted a bit too much of this stuff.
* Colephantus turns and walks back to the front of the house stepping in, "He was probably stoned out of his mind..."
<Terra`> Wouldn't be surprised..
<Blue> <Man> I-It really happened, man!
* Colephantus steps up in front of the man, looking into his little beady eyes. "So. Do you have any proof?"
<Colephantus> Because sight can be misleading.
<Blue> <Man> N-No...
* Blue pockets the cocaine.
* Terra` either doesn't notice, or doesn't comment
* Colephantus glances at Blue and frowns a bit. Then stares back at Will. "Well, then you are of no help. We will leave now, if you are positive you have any other information.'
<Terra`> You have nothing else to tell us?
<Blue> <Man> N-No...that...that was it..
* Blue steps outside
<Terra`> ... well, that was a waste of time.
* Terra` starts back to the van
* Blue stops at the van, then pulls out the bag. She reaches in and takes just a tiny bit of the powdery stuff, rubbing it on her fingers, staring at it.
<Terra`> Thanks for your help, anyway.
<Terra`> .oO(Your non-existant help.)
<Blue> <Man> S-Sure. *he walks back into the back of the house and out of sight*
* Colephantus eyes the man up and down. "Well then forgive us for being so rude. And you should clean yourself up. You look like shit." Steps back and out. Then over to the van.
<Colephantus> You should throw that away. *he says as he slides into the van.*
* Blue puts her finger to the tip of her tongue, making an interesting face
<Blue> Sugar.
<Terra`> ... what?
<Blue> It's sugar.
* Blue takes off her glasses, pocketing them.
<Terra`> Why would someone fake being a drug addict?
* Blue shrugs
* Colephantus sits there for a moment.
<Colephantus> Sugar...Interesting. *he seems to be making a mentle note, then starts up the van*
<Colephantus> Next Address?
* Blue grabs the door and swings herself into the van.
* Terra` picks one of the two victim's houses at random
<Colephantus> Ready?
<Terra`> Yeah. This is getting interesting.
* Blue munches on the sugar.
* Colephantus puts it into gear and begins to drive for the next location.
<Blue> GM: *they begin to drive out of the bad part of town into the nicer part*
<Colephantus> Well. That sugar makes this a very interesting case.
* Blue plays with a string of her blue hair as she eats the sugar.
<Blue> I thought it looked a bit odd when I looked closer.
<Colephantus> So how would that fake crack head see a bug in this part of town? When he obviously looks like he hasn't came out of his little hole in ages?
<Blue> GM: *they arrive at house number one. The police banner seems to have fallen down from the door*
<Terra`> It could be a very strange lie... or maybe it did come to him...
<Colephantus> Maybe...*he seems to be thinking.*
<Terra`> You don't think he's connected with the murders, do you?
* Blue looks at the two of them
<Colephantus> Terra. You'll need some gloves. *looks in the glovebox, his hands oddly close to blue, but he doesn't seem to be paying attention.
<Colephantus> Yes. I do.
* Colephantus pulls out of pair of rubber gloves and tosses them back to Terra.
<Blue> Wow. You two really ARE some detectives.
* Terra` nods, and takes the gloves
* Colephantus arches a brow at Blue?
<Colephantus> Sarcasm?
<Blue> Nope. I'm truly impressed. Kudos.
* Colephantus sighs and then slides out of the van. Looking at the house.
* Terra` follows Cole, putting the gloves on
* Blue hops out of the van, glancing at the house. She glances around the neighbor
<Blue> Nice place...*she mutters, eyeing all the pretty homes*
* Colephantus glances at Blue, to see if she has gloves on.
* Colephantus furrows a brow.
* Blue does not - her hands are firmly in her pockets.
<Colephantus> You need some gloves on too.
<Colephantus> We are taking this as serious as possible.
<Blue> Hm? *she looks at Cole, then nods* I'll stay out here then.
* Terra` blinks at Blue
<Terra`> Well, if gloves are really that much of a problem..
* Colephantus chuckles and then steps over the police tape and steps into the home.
* Terra` follows Cole, seemingly in thought
* Colephantus glances around the room that he steps into.
<Blue> GM: *the small hallway branches out into three rooms, 2 on the left, one on the right*
* Terra` looks between the doors, wondering which way it would be
<Blue> GM: *the one on the right looks like a living room*
<Colephantus> I'll take left.
* Colephantus steps into the closes room on the left.
<Blue> GM: *it leads to a kitchen area*
* Terra` checks the room on the right, then
<Blue> GM: *Terra finds a living room with more police tape, this one held up. In the corner is the remains of a dried up, shriveled cacoon, probably where the police busted it open to get the body*
* Terra` looks over at the cocoon, unnerved
* Colephantus steps into the kitchen, he eyes darting around like that of a hawk.
<Blue> GM: *Cole steps into something sticky*
* Terra` searches the room, cautiously
* Colephantus stops and kneels down, observing this sticky substance.
<Blue> GM: *it seems to be a yellowish substance*
<Blue> GM: *Terra would find little left - the team before her cleared the area pretty good. IT seem there's no clues left*
* Terra` goes to check the third room then, not wanting to touch the cocoon herself
<Blue> GM: *Terra would find a bedroom*
* Colephantus reaches into his pocket. And pulls out a small vile. He slides some of the yellow substance into it.
* Terra` searches the bedroom, looking for anything that might be even the slightest clue
<Blue> GM: *There seems to be no clues in the bedroom*
* Colephantus stands and then glances around, corking the vile.
* Terra` goes to find Cole, then
* Colephantus is standing in the kitchen, he pockets the vile. And continues to look around.
* Terra` heads into the kitchen.
<Blue> GM: *the kitchen seems to be clean everywhere else*
* Colephantus turns and glances at Terra, what did you find?
<Terra`> "Other than the cocoon, nothing."
<Colephantus> NRP: Err yeah put "" around that statement.
<Terra`> NRP: ^^;
<Colephantus> Let me take a look at the cocoon and then we'll have some information. Don't step in that. It stinks. *points to the yellow stuff as he steps for the living room.*
* Terra` nods, and heads back to the living room
<Blue> GM: *the cocoon is still there*
* Colephantus takes a piece of the cocoon and places it into a little plastic "sandwhich" bag.
* Terra` seems almost relieved at that
<Blue> GM: *it makes a sick cracking sound when removed*
* Colephantus doesn't pay any attention and also pockets this evidence. He steps over to the door. "I think I have found everything. You ready?"
<Terra`> Yeah.. sooner we leave the better.
* Colephantus arches a brow at Terra. "You pack around a little jar of goo for ages and this little cocoon creeps you out?" he smirks as he steps out and walks for the van.
<Terra`> ... yeah, I know. I must be crazy.
* Blue is kneeling beside a flower bed, holding a rose in her hand. She seems to be studying the flowers.
* Colephantus glances at Blue. "ANythign interesting in there?" He seems to be having a good time. He slides into the driver's seat. Watchign Blue.
* Blue stands up, twirling the flower
<Blue> Nope. No clues.
* Blue puts the flower in her pocket and slides into the van
<Blue> What did you guys find?
<Colephantus> Some smelly goo and a used cocoon.
<Colephantus> Whats the next address Terra?
<Blue> GM: *the time is now about 7:30*
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* Colephantus sighs. And rubs the back of his head.
<Colephantus> NRP: Heh thats funny.
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Terra`
<Colephantus> NRP: What was the last thing you saw?
<Terra`> NRP: What did I miss?
<Colephantus> NRP: What was the last thing you saw?
<Terra`> NRP: Blue checking out the flowers
<Terra`> NRP: Thanks. I don't think I missed anything between
* Terra` reads off the next address
* Colephantus glances back at Terra. "That address. You got it don't you?"
<Colephantus> NRP: Ooops.
* Colephantus turns and starts up the van, sliding it into gear and pressing the gas, heading for the last location.
<Terra`> I guess if all else fails, we can get them to analyse the gunk
<Blue> GM: *they drive through the streets and pretty soon they arrive at the next location, in the same neighborhood.*
<Colephantus> NRP: Nice place right?
<Blue> NRP: Yep
<Colephantus> NRP: Yeah nvm. I see that part now. :P
<Colephantus> Well Blue, you sure you don't want to put gloves on and join us on this fun trip of gunk collecting?
<Blue> You know how to turn a girl on, Cole. *she reaches into the compartment and grabs some gloves, slipping them on*
<Colephantus> I figured that would start your engine. *chuckles and gets out of the van sliding over to the door of this building, stepping in.
* Blue steps out, glancing up at the night sky. It must be around 8 now.
* Terra` heads inside, curious
<Blue> GM: *this leads directly into the kitchen*
* Blue walks in after Terra, glancing around the dark kitchen
* Colephantus slides his hand along the wall to flick on the light switch.
<Blue> GM: *the lights come on*
* Terra` searches the room, especially the floor
* Colephantus glances around, shielding his eyes from the sudden light at first. He looks for an exit to another room.
<Blue> GM: *there is one exit nito the living room*
* Colephantus slides past Terra and into the living room. Looking for a lightswitch to turn on in there as well.
<Blue> GM: *the room lights up and reveals police tape in the corner, where the drying husk of the cocoon is even further decayed than the last*
* Blue walks into the living room into the backrooms.
* Terra` follows Cole, after searching the kitchen
<Colephantus> Hmmm.
<Colephantus> This one happened earlier...*he takes a piece of the cocoon and puts it into another bag like that of the first piece.*
* Blue walks back into the living room moments later.
* Colephantus glances at Blue. "Anything?"
<Blue> I didn't see anything.
* Colephantus pockets this sample as well. "No yellow, stinky goo anywhere?"
<Blue> I didn't see anything. You can look, though, if you don't think I looked good enough.
<Colephantus> I believe you. *he smiles faintly and then steps back into the kitchen.*
* Blue moves back outside, pulling off the gloves.
* Terra` heads back into the kitchen finally
* Colephantus steps out and walks over to the van. "Well we can examine this stuff back at the base. But I have some hunches. We will just have to see what happened when we check this stuff.
<Blue> Who's going to look at that stuff?
* Blue opens her door and steps inside the van.
<Terra`> I'd like to hear what you're thinking
* Terra` heads into the van
<Colephantus> I will I guess. And as for what I'm thinking...sheesh you women are really trying to get into my head today aren't you? *he chuckles and makes his way back to the base.*
<Blue> GM: *by the time Cole arrives, it's 9*
<Terra`> NRP: When's the wedding again?
<Blue> NRP: In a few days
<Terra`> NRP: Oh, yeah
* Colephantus eyes the clock.
<Colephantus> I'm late.
* Blue leans back in the seat, her feet propped on the dashboard
<Blue> For what, big guy?
<Colephantus> Deathstar's bachelor party.
<Blue> You know Death Star?
<Colephantus> Death Star and Wind are one in the same.
* Colephantus glances at Blue.
<Blue> Oh. *she sounds surprised*
<Colephantus> You a fan?
<Terra`> Except that Wind has a helmet, and Death Star doesn't. *laughs*
* Colephantus smirks at Terra's comment,.
* Dias-Movies is now known as Dias
<Blue> NRP: He stopped wearing a helmet in Session 200.
<Colephantus> Well I need to go. I'll scan this data once I get back. Unless one of you would like to do it?
<Blue> Oh no. I'm not into that sort of thing
* Blue opens her car door and hops outside.
<Blue> I think I'll hit some bars.
<Colephantus> Blue.
<Blue> Yes?
<Colephantus> Be a good girl will ya? It would suck if you got kicked off the team.
<Terra`> ... don't get into any fights this time.
* Blue smiles at them both, then holds up her fingers in the peace sign
<Blue> I'll be good, I promise.
* Colephantus slides out of the Van and steps over to the garage and looks inside to see if that motorcycle is still there.
* Terra` nods quietly, hoping that is true
<Blue> GM: *a dusty motorcycle is in there*
* Blue moves off into the night.
* Colephantus sits down on it and tries to start it up.
<Blue> GM: *it sputters to life*
* Colephantus revs it up and then releases he clutch, peeling off toward the address on the invitation.
<Blue> GM: *Terra is left with all the collected evidence*
<Dias> NRP: HAH IT'S AN AUTOMATIC! STUPID!
<Colephantus> NRP: :P
<Terra`> NRP: Do we have an analysis divisiony bit?
<Blue> NRP: Yeah, the police station does.
* Terra` takes the evidence to it, then
<Blue> Session Ends
Session Close: Sat Jan 01 23:31:20 2005

Session Start: Sat Jan 01 23:47:51 2005
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20050101.log'
* DeathStar is now known as Wind
* Wind is now known as Wind`
* Wind` is now known as Wind
<Wind> Time Chart: Same Day
<Wind> Location: Slasher's Bachelor Party
* Colephantus pulls up to the location on his motorcycle.
* Snipe has joined #taw
* Colephantus turns it off and steps up to the door.
* Dias stands outside the building, his arms crossed. He looks over at the bouncer who's watching the door
* Wind stands outside the building, waiting
* Dias is now known as Slasher
* Snipe leans on his cane
<Slasher> NRP: Forget that last one.
<Snipe> It's time Slasher. Your invitation said it was at 9
<Colephantus> So I guess i'm not late?
<Slasher> Yep...So late I had to send the hookers and strippers home.
<Slasher> ...So do you kids have your invitations?
* Snipe holds up
<Snipe> Yes.
* Colephantus pulls out the once Snipe gave him.
<Colephantus> I guess so.
* Wind coughs, looking around.
<Wind> Well, I should go.
* Colephantus eyes Wind. "Go where?"
<Wind> ....home.
<Slasher> Good...*snaps his fingers and the bouncer walks over behind DS and crosses his arms* Alright guys...I just need you two sign some papers...*hands the two a book of papers*
<Slasher> Incase you're injured...Or lose some fingers...
* Wind looks up at the bouncer.
* Colephantus laughs once.
* Snipe eyes the appers.
<Colephantus> Your joking right?
* Slasher looks at Cole with a serious face
<Slasher> This is a very serious matter.
* Snipe begins to sign the papers.
* Wind sizes the bouncer up.
<Slasher> Bouncer: *smiles at Wind, his muscles bulging*
<Wind> ....
<Slasher> Star, it'll be less painful if you just go through with this.
* Colephantus sighs and begins to go through the papers, signing them.
<Wind> ...for him, you mean.
<Slasher> I already had to pay for his services, I don't want to pay for his bills either.
* Snipe finishes signing the papers and hands them back to Slasher.
<Snipe> So it's only us 3? DS needs more friends.
<Slasher> He outlived most of them.
* Colephantus finally hands back the papers.
* Snipe shakes a hand at DS
<Snipe> Bad DS.
* Slasher takes the papers and then tosses them to the side
<Wind> ...
<Slasher> Alright gentlemen...Bachelor...Let's have some fun.
* Slasher reaches behind and grabs the door pulling it open
* Colephantus wonders what is going to happn.
* Wind looks positively worried.
* Klitz is now known as Granji
<Snipe> This better be good. I expect lots of sex.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *inside is a standard room with a bar and a stage at the opposite end, 5 poles line the stage*
<Slasher> Depends if your wifes made it or not.
<Snipe> *looks interested* Are they strippers?
* Colephantus steps in and looks for himself a seat.
* Wind stands there, not moving.
* Snipe moves in and sits down at the bar, ordering ale.
<Slasher> ...*turns to Star* Star...
<Wind> Fine, fine. *holds up his hands* I'd rather face a fleet of Tsivrixshs.
* Wind walks inside and takes a seat.
<Slasher> Bartender: *a scantidly clad woman pops up from behind the bar table and looks at Snipe* Hey there sexy...What can I get ya?
* Colephantus sits and orders a Vodka.
<Snipe> Ale. And your top.
Session Close: Sun Jan 02 00:00:00 2005

Session Start: Sun Jan 02 00:00:00 2005
Session Ident: #taw
<Colephantus> I'll take a Vodka. But let him keep your top.
<Slasher> Bartender: Ooh a man who know's what he likes...*unbottons her top and throws it at Snipe's face, she turns around and bends over grabbing an ale for him*
* Slasher steps inside, closing the door behind him
* Snipe grabs it, putting it over his shoulder. He looks at Cole
<Snipe> Now this is service.
<Slasher> Bartender: *turns back and slides him his ale, she turns to Cole* Just a vodka...
* Colephantus chuckles. "Yeah. I'm the dull one."
* Slasher walks up behind Star and places his armd around his shoulder
* Colephantus eyes Snipe.
* Wind looks at Slasher.
<Colephantus> But I guess your bottoms would make Him very happy.
<Slasher> Bartender: Apparently so...Hopefully you'll get good looking with some liqour in me.
* Snipe leans in toward Cole, whispering
<Slasher> Bartender: *pulls out a bottle of vodka and twirls it around until it rests between her boobs upside down, she then pours a shot out and hands it to him*
<Snipe> Only reason I came is because of the boobs.
<Slasher> Star my friend...Welcome to hell.
* Wind taps his fingers together
<Wind> I'll get you back for this, Slasher.
* Slasher claps his hands
<Slasher> Right right....
* Colephantus chuckles and downs the shot.
<Colephantus> Your quite talented.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *suddenly the room goes dark, then dance music begins to play. Several lights turns on above the stage and a leg sticks slowly out from behind a curtain*
<Slasher> Bartender: These are only a fraction of the talents I have...*she winks at Cole*
<Wind> A whiskey, please.
* Colephantus smirks and glances at the Leg.
* Snipe whistles loudly at the stage.
<Slasher> A whiskey for the bachelor my very talented Bartender!
* Slasher nods and procures a whiskey and walks over to DS with it
<Slasher> NRP: BAH!
<Slasher> Bartender: *nods and procures a whiskey, walking over to DS with it
* Wind takes the whiskey
<Slasher> MiniGM: *an woman slips out from behind the curtain, wearing a provocative Nurse outfit*
<Snipe> Show us more!
<Colephantus> Another shot please? *he winks at the Bartender*
<Slasher> Nurse: I Hear someome in the audience here is in need of a physical.
<Snipe> Me! Me!
* Snipe waves his cane
* Wind drinks down his whiskey quickly
<Slasher> Bartender: *walks back over to the bar, running her hands across Cole's back as she passes by, she reaches down and makes another shot of Vodka for him
<Slasher> Nurse: Then come up here and get it.
* Snipe stands up and hurries over to the stage.
<Slasher> Nurse: *waves her finger at Snipe*
* Colephantus smirks and downs it. "Thank you."
<Slasher> Nurse: *slides up to him* Now now now...It looks like our patient here has come down with a cold......*she shoves him down on a chair*
* Snipe falls onto the chair, smiling
* Slasher claps his hands, and several woman appear from side rooms dressed in bikinis and g-strings and begin to walk towards Death STar
* Wind eyes them.
<Wind> ...
<Slasher> Take it like a man Star...
* Slasher steps backwards
<Slasher> Bartender: Now if there's anything else...I can get you...just let me know. *She winks again*
* Wind eyes Slasher.
<Colephantus> If I think of something. I will. *He smiles, looking from the various women at Star to the Nurse. Enjoying himself.
<Wind> This can only end in fire.
<Slasher> Nurse: *runs her finger along Snipe's body as she circles him* Gee...I think I might need to operate...
<Slasher> Woman: *all circle around Star and begin to run there fingers along his body*
<Snipe> I hope so.
* Wind nods to Cole
<Wind> He's the bachelor, ladies
* Colephantus arches a brow. "No I'm single."
<Slasher> Nurse: Oooh we have an eager patient I see...Well we better begin the operation now...*grabs his outfit and pulls it, it coming off, revealing his bosoms
<Slasher> Woman: *giggle mischieviously, then begin to rub the asses against DS's body*
<Slasher> NRP: And her not his.
* Snipe flexes.
<Wind> Ex-Excuse me...could you not..do that?
<Slasher> Nurse: It looks like our patient here has been working out eh? *runs her finger along his chest*
<Snipe> Doctor's orders.
<Slasher> Nurse: I think you need a presciption of TLC...*she turns around and plops down on Snipe's lap*
<Snipe> I like the sound of that.
<Slasher> Woman: We could but then we'ld be bored...*one leaps onto Star's lap and begins to give him a lap dance, two others plant there breats against his face*
* Wind leans back and falls out of his chair.
* Slasher grabs a cigar from a waitress that's walking by and lights it up, smoking it
* _Trunks_ is now known as _Trunks|Awayz0rs
<Slasher> Woman: *leaps backwards then handflips ontop of Wind's chest
<Wind> OUF!
* Colephantus slides over beside Slasher. "You knew he would act this way didn't you?"
<Slasher> Woman: Nah uh...You're going to take it...
<Slasher> Very much so.
* Slasher takes a drag from his cigar
* Wind lifts her up and plops her down next to him
<Wind> No thank you
* Wind gets to his feet.
<Slasher> Nurse: *stands up from Snipe then places one of her legs on his shoulder
* Snipe glances up and down her leg.
<Slasher> Woman: *another woman cracks a whip and giggles as she stares at him*
<Colephantus> Come'on Star. Just accept it. You might enjoy it.
<Wind> I think not.
* Colephantus chuckles and then slides over to the bar. "Hey sweetie. Could you give me another Vodka? I'll even buy you one if you want?"
<Slasher> Bartender: Oooh...Now there's an offer I can't resist...*she makes two shots of vodka and slides one over to him*
* Wind eyes the whip, then the woman
* Colephantus takes the shot and downs it. Grinning.
<Slasher> Woman: *one slides up behind Wind and runs her hand along his inner thigh*
<Wind> How much do you get PAID to DO this?
<Slasher> Woman: Enough.
<Wind> I'll give you a hundred to stop.
<Slasher> Nurse: *wraps her leg around Snipe's neck and begins to pull him forward towards her inner thighs
* Colephantus eyes the bartender. "Would you like another?"
<Slasher> I'll give you 200.
<Snipe> urk! *eyes widen*
<Wind> ...300
<Slasher> Nurse: *quickly moves her leg to his chest and pushes him back* Uh uh...
<Slasher> 500...
* Snipe leans back in the seat, smiling
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman stop and look at the two*
<Wind> ...*grinds his teeth* Where do you get the money you unemployed slob?
<Slasher> Off-planet investments.
* Wind obviously can't afford to go any higher.
<Slasher> Woman: *begin to advance on DS again, the one with the whip slaps Wind across the ass with her whip lightly*
* Wind moves toward the exit.
<Slasher> Bartender: Sure why not..*makes her self another shot and downs it*
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman suddenly begin to backflip over to the exit and stand infront of it*
<Wind> ....
* Wind checks her eyes to see if she's a reploid.
* Colephantus chuckles, thinking that this is definently fun.
* Wind shakes his head
<Wind> Amazing.
<Slasher> I employ only the best Star.
<Slasher> MinigM: *the Woman giggle again*
* Wind looks at his watch
<Wind> Wow. A whole 15 mins. I think I should go now.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *two of the woman advance and plant there hands against his chest* Now now sir...You need to stay and have fun,.
* Wind sits back down, almost looking sad.
<Slasher> 2Woman: We'll be gentle...*one leans in close, wrapping her hands around his neck*
<Slasher> Nurse: Ooh...I think I dropped my stethoscope...*she bends down, her ass perks up in the air waving at Snipe
* Snipe watches
* Colephantus glances at all the various drinks and then at the bartender.
<Slasher> Nurse: *quickly turns around placing her hand against his chest* What a naughty patient...*she giggles at him, then grabs his head and shoves it between her boobs*
<Wind> GM: *a gloved hand moves over Cole*
* Colephantus arches a brow and turns toward the gloved hand.
<Wind> GM: *the gloved hand raises up in a "stop" position and points forward*
<Slasher> Bartender: *smirks and slides back making a drink, she then walks out and hands it to Slasher*
<Slasher> Thank you. *he leans in and gives her a kiss on her cheek*
* Slasher begins drinking it
<Snipe> Whoa!
* Snipe stares at the boobs up close.
* Wind looks miserible.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *one of the woman walks behind Wind and begins to run his hands down his chest
* Colephantus glances in the direction that the hand points.
<Wind> NRP: I'TS A MAN1
<Slasher> Nurse: *grabs Snipes hair and pulls his hand back, she then stands up backs against the poll*
<Snipe> Urk!
<Colephantus> NRP: I think so...
<Slasher> NRP: Head...
<Wind> NRP: I meant the woman touchying Wind.
<Colephantus> NRP: Oh...
<Wind> NRP: Yours is a woman.
* Colephantus slowly turns back towards the gloved hand.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the one woman behind Snipe begins to rub his shoulders, giving him a massage*
<Slasher> NRP: Bah...DeathSTar.
<Wind> GM: *a blindfold is wrapped around Cole's head gently, then tightened so it stays firmly in place*
<Wind> Whiskey please...
<Colephantus> Hmmm...
<Slasher> Bartender: *makes a whiskey and walks over to Star giving it to him*
* Wind takes it and downs it quickly.
<Wind> How long is this, Slasher?
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the other woman infront of DeathStar takes a step back and begins to dance for him, her ass shaking crazily*
<Slasher> 6 more hours.
<Wind> Do[h.
<Wind> GM: *a tender hand touches the side of Cole's head - the glove now off. He's turned around to face away from the bar*
<Slasher> MiniGM: *4 dancers appear from behind the curtains, each going to a pole and dancing*
* Colephantus pulls his elbows up to keep himself propped up on the bar.
* Snipe applauds.
<Colephantus> Do you have a name?
<Slasher> Nurse: *grabs onto the pole with her hands and pulls herself up, she then slides down it*
<Wind> GM: *a pair of hands runs down COle's chest slowly, and he can feel someone's faint breath by his ear* Yes... Whatever you want it to be *she bites on his ear softly*
* Snipe eyes Cole and his female companion, raising an eyebrow.
* Colephantus smiles slightly.
<Slasher> Nurse: *crawls across the floor and up between Snipe's legs, she rests her hand against his face*
* Snipe turns his attention back to the Nurse.
<Wind> GM: *Cole is then given a lap dance*
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman dancing spins around and begins to move her hands rythmically as she dances for him*
<Slasher> NRP: For DS
* Colephantus accepts it, not about to turn whoever it is away.
* Wind stares at the floor.
<Slasher> Nurse: *Grabs onto Snipe's shoulders and pulls her self up onto his lap, she begins to run her lips along his neck, while grinding her pelvis
<Snipe> !
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman dancing for DS, grabs his chin gently, pulling his gaze back upto her
<Wind> NRP: *it was at that moment, Snipe realized he was gay*
<Wind> GM: *the dancing person on Cole leans in close to his hear, still whispering* Anything else you want?
<Colephantus> Whatever you want to do.
<Slasher> Nurse: *runs her lips upto Snipe's cheek and gives him a kiss on it, she then leans backwards, her hips thrusting up against his chest as it rises towards his face*
* Snipe keeps very still, watching
<Slasher> Nurse: *pulls herself back up and crosses her arms under her boobs, pushing them outwards* I think I need a breast exam sir.
<Snipe> Well, I think I can help you!
* Snipe leans forward, inspecting them
<Slasher> Nurse: *giggles then grabs Snipes hands and pulls them to her breasts*
<Wind> GM: *the person with Cole puts their hand around behind him, bringing his head forward against their boobs. The hand begins to untie the blindfold*
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman giving Star a back rub, begins to run her hands down his back*
* Wind waves the bartender over for more whiskey.
<Colephantus> So I finally get to see your face?
<Slasher> Bartender: *comes over with two glasses of whiskey and holds out the plate to him*
* Colephantus says this through the muffle of the breasts.
<Wind> GM: *The person pulls Cole back, wearing a feathered mask. They step off of Cole, wearing a slit dress, revealing long, slender legs. The person shakes their head, moving backwards and behind the curtains*
* Slasher lights up a new cigar, taking a big drag
* _Trunks|Awayz0rs has quit IRC (Quit: HAPPPY NEEWWW YEEAARRR)
* Wind grabs them and guzzles the,
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman behind Star thrusts her hands down the back of Wind's pants and grabs onto his underwear pulling them up hard*
<Wind> ! *looks at her* Excuse me!?
<Slasher> Nurse: *grabs onto Snipe's head again and pulls it between her breasts*
<Snipe> Weee!
<Colephantus> Well thats not right...Slasher, are we allowed back their? *points to the curtains*
<Slasher> Yes you are...*he watches intently at Star*
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the woman pulls the underwear up and over Star's head, ripping themi n the process*
* Wind sits there, just arching an eyebrow.
* Colephantus smiles and then pursues the woman, sliding past the curtain.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the other woman giggles at Star and spins around and begins to thrust her ass at his face*
* Wind shakes his head, eyeing his watch again
<Slasher> MiniGM: *the other woman reaches down, resting her hand over the watch* Sorry bub...You still have time.
<Wind> GM: *standing in the back is the woman, still wearing the mask. She stands there, facing Cole, her hands around behind her, clasped together*
<Wind> A shame.
* Snipe pulls out a twenty and gives it to the nurse.
<Colephantus> It isn't nice to not at least show me who you are.
<Wind> GM: *the lady says nothing, just sitting there, almost daringly*
<Wind> NRP: Er, standing
<Slasher> Nurse: *takes the twenty and places it down her thong, she leans in and gives Snipe a kiss on the lips, the slaps him across the face playfully. She gets up and walks off behind the stage*
* Snipe goes back to the bar
<Snipe> That...was awesome.
* Slasher turns to Snipe
* Colephantus smiles. "PLease show me who you are?"
<Snipe> I'll have to ask my wives to try those moves.
<Slasher> I'm glad you had fun...
* Wind eyes the door.
* Slasher reaches behind his back, grabbing onto someones shoulder
<Slasher> Now Chad...What are you doing here?
<Wind> Woman: *nods, then motions for Cole to come forward*
<Slasher> Chad: But...But...I wanted to join in the rain deer games!
* Snipe looks at Chad, then grins
<Snipe> Now THAT is a true little trooper.
<Slasher> You know...I couldn't be any prouder myself...but...
* Colephantus slowly steps forward, smiling innocently.
<Slasher> ChaD: Please!?
<Slasher> ...Fine but what happens here stays here.
* Snipe looks at the bartender
<Snipe> Hey, can you give the little guy your speciality?
<Slasher> Chad: SCORE! *slides upto the barstool and stares at the bartenders boobs.
<Wind> <Woman> *waits patiently for Cole*
<Slasher> Bartender: *looks at the young kid* Well aren't you just the cutest little thing..
* Snipe grabs Chad
<Snipe> He's mine.
* Snipe smiles big.
* Colephantus stesp up in front of the woman and slowly reaches for the mask.
<Snipe> See the resemblance?
<Slasher> Bartender: ...What your his lover?!
<Snipe> ...my son!
* Snipe eyes Chad
<Snipe> Work with me here.
<Slasher> Bartender: Oh....
<Snipe> And I..uh..wanted my boy here...to learn the finer arts of a woman.
<Slasher> Chad: *looks at Snipe, then whispers* You owe me big time...
<Slasher> Chad: Yes he's my pops...
<Wind> <Woman> *doesn't move to stop him.*
<Slasher> Star...Come here. *claps his hands, the woman back off*
* Wind eyes Slasher
<Wind> Yeah?
* Colephantus takes the mask and removes it.
<Slasher> Chad: And I have to say...*looks the bartender up and down* You are the finest piece of ass I have ever met.
<Slasher> Bartender: *moves her hand to her mouth, giggling* Ahhh...
* Blue has joined #taw
* Blue smiles at Cole
<Blue> Disappointed?
* Slasher reaches behind his back and pulls out an envelope, holding it out for Star*
* Wind eyes the envelope, then grabs it. He opens it up, glancing inside.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *inside is some investment papers*
* Colephantus arches a brow. His smile flickers a bit. "...Not at all, but...why did you...?"
* Wind pulls out the papers, puzzled.
<Slasher> An early wedding gift.
* Slasher places his left arm around Wind's shoulder
<Blue> That Slasher is quite the character.
* Wind looks at the papers closely.
<Colephantus> Slasher? Yes I know.
<Blue> I was surprised when he approached me yesterday, saying you'd be here. *she keeps her hands behind her back, staying in place as she watches Cole*
<Slasher> There's enough money in that paper to help you and Ariel live comfortably.
* Wind looks at Slasher, surprised.
<Wind> I.. don't know what to say...
<Snipe> So, could you show my boy a few tricks you've learned?
* Colephantus is a bit confused and it can be seen in his reaction. "But...that made you come here why?"
* Slasher reaches up and grabs the remains of Wind's underwear and tosses it on the ground
* Wind eyes the underwear.
<Blue> Does it really matter? *she quirks her eyebrow at him*
<Slasher> Bartender: Anything for you two...*she reaches behind the bar, pulling out a bottle of tequilla, she then begins to twirls it around*
<Slasher> Now can you atleast loosen up and enjoy what I've put together?
<Wind> Slasher, you're on your way to being the next X1, but you have your moments.
<Colephantus> Nah...*he places an arm around her.* Come'on, lets get you a shirt on and go home. Shall we?
* Blue glances at her dress, then at him.
<Blue> I was never one for dressing up.
<Slasher> I'll take that as a compliment...Speaking of X1...*he whistles loudly, several woman wearing only cooking aprons begin to wheel out a giant cake*
<Wind> ....tell me he isn't in the cake.
<Slasher> God no...I sent him on a wild goose chase....
* Colephantus glances down at her. "....You know. I kinda hoped it would be you."
<Blue> Really? *she looks interested now* Why
<Wind> ....tell me a dead stripper isn't in it.
<Slasher> Not this time...
<Slasher> Go ahead...Cut a piece.
* Wind hesitates
* Slasher steps behind Wind, then shoves his foot against his ass towards the cake
<Colephantus> Dunno. *picks up a shirt and extends it to her* I would hate for them out there, to see you topless.
<Blue> Of course. *grabs the shirt and puts it on*
* Wind stumbles. He grabs the knife and cuts into it slowly.
* Snipe watches bartender.
* Colephantus allows her to put the shirt on and then places his arm back around her. Heading for the curtain.
* Slasher slides in behind Death STar and shoves him into the cake
* Wind falls into the cake,.
* Blue steps out, looking at Wind falling into the cake
<Blue> It's hard to believe that's DS.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *A stripper pops out from the center of the cake and plops some frosting on DS's head
<Wind> ...
* Slasher laughs loudly
* Wind laughs
<Slasher> Bartender: *flips the bottle and grabs onto it, taking a drink, she pulls out a lighter then turns to side spewing out the tequile and lighting it on fire
* Snipe eyes the cake
<Colephantus> Yes. He acts a bit wierd.
<Slasher> Chad: Sweeet....
<Snipe> Wow
* Snipe watches her.
* Wind stands up, covered in cake.
<Colephantus> But he is a strong fighter. Could kick my ass in two shakes. *stops at the bar*
<Colephantus> Drink?
* Blue walks up beside Cole.
* Katrina` has joined #taw
<Slasher> Bartender: *turns to Cole and Blue* And what can I get you two?
* Katrina` opens the door and walks in
<Katrina`> Slasher?
* Slasher suddenly freezes
* Snipe freezes.
<Colephantus> 2 vodka's. Make that doubl....*stops hearing Kat's voice*
<Slasher> *coughs, changing his voice* No...I think you got the wrong room...
* Wind dives into the cake again so he won't be see.
* Katrina` stares at the place, her eyes widening.
<Slasher> Stripper: *looks at Katrina, then throws some cake at her*
* Katrina` is hit by cake. She looks down at the cake on her, then back up
* Colephantus keeps his head turned...
<Slasher> Stripper: ...Bad idea?
* Colephantus clenches his hand. Hoping Kat doesn't notice him.
<Granji> 14(15(3 Why oh why did I have to die so early! 15)14)
<Colephantus> (lol.)
<Slasher> Chad: *turns around seeing Kat, he quickly leaps up and over the counter and behind it*
* Katrina` crosses her arms, looking at Slasher, who's still out.
<Katrina`> Slasher!
* Slasher turns around slowly
<Slasher> Yes?
<Katrina`> What ... is this?
* Wind stays submerged in cake.
* Colephantus glances at Blue.
<Granji> 14(15(3 <Incorporeal Nicolai> * Watches the wedding from the netherplane * 15)14)
* Blue eyes Kat from the corner of her eyes.
<Slasher> Well...Some would say it's a party.
<Katrina`> ...is dad here?
* Colephantus lays his head down on the bar.
* Snipe turns to face Kat
<Slasher> *coughs* I couldn't get him to come to one of my parties for the life of me.
<Snipe> Hi little 'sis. Want to show us your moves on the pole?
* Wind gurgles on cake, flipping Snipe off
<Slasher> Chad: *pops up from behind the counter, his heads resting under the bartenders boobs* Yeah show us your moves!
<Katrina`> I..*blushes, eyeing the pole* N-No thanks...I should go...
<Slasher> Bartender: *looks down and laughs*
<Slasher> You could always just stay and have some drinks. It's obvious your current boyfriend isn't one to let loose and have fun.
<Katrina`> Junior? *she pauses, looking a bit out of it.* ... Um, I'll go... *walks out*
<Colephantus> Make those triples. If thats possible.
* Wind rolls out of the cake.
<Slasher> ...That was close...
* Katrina` has left #taw
* Colephantus rubs his face.
<Snipe> At least my reputation can't be ruined anymore.
<Slasher> Bartender: *reaches down and grabs some glasses making three shots of vodka for Cole
<Colephantus> Her as well. *nods to Blue*
<Slasher> Chad: *walks out from behind the bar and sits down next to Snipe*
<Blue> Are you okay? *she asks Cole*
* Slasher claps his hands
* Colephantus nods. "Yeah...that was just. Uncomforable."
* Wind wipes his face, eyeing where Kat went.
<Slasher> Alright ladies, looks like we're closing down soon so come join us in drinks and help us congratulate the bachelor.
* Blue takes her drink, holding it up.
<Slasher> *the woman begin to get drinks*
<Blue> I can tell.
* Wind walks over to the bar.
* Slasher walks over to the bar getting a Flaming Jesus
* Snipe grabs some cake off of Wind and eats it.
<Slasher> Chad: And I'll take a shot of whatever my old man is getting...
* Colephantus downs them quickly. ALl in one go. He hisses slightly.
<Colephantus> Thats good.
<Slasher> Bartender: Sorry kid, you're cute but not that cute...*she begins to mix drinks for all the woman and everyone*
* Blue mimics Cole, doing it the same way. She makes a face, then plops it down on the counter.
* Slasher holds up his Flaming Jesus
<Colephantus> Could we have one more. Me and Blue here?
<Slasher> Bartender: *nods and slides them two shots rather quickly*
* Snipe holds onto his glass of ale.
* Colephantus holds up the shot. "Star."
<Colephantus> May your life be full of happyness.
* Wind nods to Cole
<Slasher> May the rest of your years be filled with rampant sex and no holds barred fun.
* Wind smirks at Slasher.
* Slasher takes the shot and slams it down
* Colephantus downs his shot as well.
<Snipe> May you find that an orgasm is better the 10th time in a day
* Snipe drinks his drink
<Wind> ... *eyes Snipe*
<Slasher> Chad: May you hook me up with your daughter.
* Wind looks at Chad oddly.
* Blue drinks her shot.
<Colephantus> Well guys. Its been fun. But I think Blue and I are going to head home. We're working on a case...
<Snipe> A "case" eh?
<Snipe> Is that what you kids call it?
<Colephantus> Unfortunately. Yes. *he smirks and wraps his arm around Blue. Heading for the door*
* Blue waves at everyone, grinning, then follows along with Cole.
* Snipe lets out a big sigh
<Snipe> The party is over.
<Slasher> Aye it is...But I can always throw more.
* Wind pats Snipe on the back
<Wind> You can go to Slasher's.
<Slasher> Oh yeah!
* Colephantus steps out into the cool air. "If my arm is bothering you....just tell me."
<Slasher> Chad: Sweet I can see more titties!
<Blue> It's fine, Cole. *she looks at him, smiling* Did you enjoy yourself tonight?
<Wind> Well, I should go. See what Katrina wanted.
<Colephantus> This entire day has been great.
* Wind waves at Slasher and Snipe, then walks out.
* Colephantus motions for the motorcycle. "Wanna ride that or just walk home?"
* Slasher nods, smiling
* Blue grins wildly
<Blue> I love things that ride hard and fast.
* Slasher turns to Chad and Snipe
* Snipe sits there at the bar.
<Slasher> Shall we get the show started again?
<Snipe> About damn time.
* Slasher claps his hands
* Colephantus chuckles and gets on the motorcycle.
* Blue gets on the back of it.
<Slasher> Alright girls, let's party like it's 2220!
* Colephantus attempts to start it.
<Snipe> You were frozen in 2220.
<Wind> GM: *it sputters to life*
<Slasher> Oh do shut up!
<Snipe> Frozen like an icecube.
<Slasher> MiniGM: *all the woman hollar happily and begin to dance again*
* Colephantus revs it up and dumps the clutch. Popping a wheelie and streaking off down the street.
<Slasher> And if I recall, I was still getting more than you at the time.
<Snipe> ........
<Snipe> That's not even humanly possible.
<Granji> NRP: this makes want to play The Urbz: Sims in the city!
<Slasher> NRP: Then go play.
* Wind is now known as DeathStar
* Snipe has quit IRC (Quit: )
* DeathStar is now known as Snipe
<Granji> NRP: Harsh
<Slasher> Snipe, you still have much to learn in the art of woman.
* Slasher turns to face the pole dancers
<Snipe> Yeah, that's why I have to wives.
<Snipe> *two
<Slasher> It's just a shame that Junior turned down my invite.
<Snipe> How is Junior?
<Snipe> I ran into him briefly today. He said something about leaving soon.
<Snipe> GM: *the motorcycle goes ZOOM*
<Slasher> He says that, but I have a feeling he won't.
<Slasher> NRP: Then BOOM!
<Snipe> Hm. He had this funny look in his eyes.
<Slasher> It's not nice to make fun of the cross-eyed.
* Colephantus slides to a halt in front of Building 38.
* Colephantus shuts off the motorcycle.
<Snipe> Laugh now. Something is up with that boy. You mark my words.
<Colephantus> That fast enough?
<Slasher> What kind of vibe did you pick up?
<Blue> Mmm. Just right.
<Snipe> I don't know. But something is up with him.
* Snipe watches the women.
<Slasher> Good or bad? *sways back and forth as he moves to the music*
<Slasher> Chad: *sits there hitting on the bartender*
* Colephantus slides off the bike and extends his hand.
<Snipe> I think bad.
* Blue takes the hand and lets him help her down.
<Slasher> So you're saying I should prepare for the worst with him then.
<Colephantus> I guess you don't do that Romance stuff do you?
<Snipe> I'm not saying anything.
<Blue> Romance? *she pauses, looking at Cole* I guess I've never had the time for it.
* Slasher takes a drag from his cigar
* Colephantus spins her into his arms, lifting her off her feet. "Now that your on the Team. You will have plenty of time."
<Slasher> Do you know why I chose to get married John?
<Snipe> Why, Slasher?
* Blue blinks in surprise, then giggles despite herself
<Blue> Is that right?
<Slasher> Beause I believed that I finally would have the time to give Cheryl the full attention she deserved.
<Snipe> You mean sex 24/7?
<Colephantus> Yes. *as he is walking her to the door he pulls up a rose that he had picked up from the bar.* You might even like it. And settle down a bit. *he grins*
<Slasher> It's more than just that John. So what do you think we should do about the Emerald Sword now?
<Slasher> NRP: HAH! There aren't any roses at the bar!
<Blue> I don't know. Do you think you can tame me, Mister? *she says challeningly, taking the rose*
<Snipe> Blow it up?
<Snipe> Store it?
<Snipe> I don't know.
<Colephantus> I could damn well try. *he moves into the building*
<Slasher> I'd give it to you, but it'd be a waste as a cane.
<Snipe> Aren't you cute?
<Slasher> Years of bio-genetic manipulation and billions of gil spent well.
* Snipe stands up finally, leaning on his cane
* Colephantus moves her up the steps and slides into his room, oddly there are candles everywhere and rose petals on his bed. "I've been doing some thinking.."
<Snipe> Well, Slasher, it's late. I should get back to the wives.
<Slasher> Yes it is getting late...Make sure you take Chad with you.
* Blue looks surprised, completely. It seems Cole has really managed to surprise her completely and totally. She stares a moment, then looks at Cole
<Blue> About...what?
<Snipe> Come on Chad.
<Slasher> Chad: Uhh...
<Snipe> You can hit on Michuri
<Slasher> Chad: YAY!
* Snipe smirks, moving out of the bar.
<Slasher> Chad: *hops off the bar stool and walks out after Snipe*
* Snipe is now known as DeathStar
<Colephantus> About you. Did you think that I was still drooping about Katrina? Nope. I've given up on her. It just wasn't ment to be. *places Blue on the bed lightly*
<Colephantus> But you. Amaze me in multiple ways.
<Blue> Oh really? *she says lightly, but seems to be hanging onto every word Cole says*
<Slasher> NRP: Cole: And I'll amaze you in 4 seconds...Then that'll be it.
<Colephantus> NRP: lol.
<DeathStar> NRP: ... LOL
<Slasher> NRP: Blue: Wait....*calls up Pope* Let's make this fun.
<Colephantus> NRP: Cole: I'm not that wild! *runs away crawling back to Kat*
<Colephantus> Really. *He snaps his fingers and the candles light*
<Colephantus> So I decided.
* Blue glances at the candles, then at Cole. She grins.
<Colephantus> I would discover why you intrigue me so much. No matter what.
<Blue> Well, I think I like the sound of that. *she leans up toward Cole* A lot.
* Colephantus smiles, "Good." Takes her in his arms.
<DeathStar> Session Ends
Session Close: Sun Jan 02 01:39:56 2005