Session Start: Fri May 16 19:28:49 2003
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20030516.log'
<Ire> Session 58: Dahok - Tits
<Ire> Time Chart: July 16th, 2222
<Ire> Location: Building 38
* Ire has returned from his trip with Pope. He doesn't look any more pleased than when he left. Currently, he remains in the control room, filing paperwork.
*** Kim[AWAY] is now known as Silouette
* Dahok sits idly infront of the TV, bored
<Dahok> NRP: HoloVid
<Ire> GM: *the holovid is showing various commericals*
* Dahok stretches his arms above and behind his head, letting out a big yawn
* Silouette seems to be asleep in 'her' chair in the lounge
<Ire> GM: *the holovid advertises various skincare products*
<Ire> GM: *the skincare product ends and an advertisement for a new stripclub begins to play*
* Dahok attention returns to the HoloVid
<Ire> Holovid: Looking for some fun? Looking for a little excitement in your busy life? Well, AJ's Stripclub is now open for business in Mega City. Opening night only, which IS tonight, if you bring a friend you get a free sucker. If you manage to bring two friends, you'll get a box full of delightful suckers. Each of the sucker wrappings has a picture of one of our female strippers.
<Dahok> ....*an evil grin appears on his face*
<Silouette> NRP: Evil
* Dahok stands up and makes his way to Ire's usual spot
* Ire looks up, as if an imbalance in the forces of nature have just occurred.
* Ire eyes the control room door, sensing something...or someone approaching. He eyes Dahok as he enters.
<Dahok> Hey Ire!!
<Ire> ...Fyro.
<Dahok> There's a new place opened up downtown, they got this thing going on where you bring a friend and you get a free gift!
<Ire> ...so?
<Dahok> It's eh a...dance club. Care to come with me?
<Ire> Not really. *he turns back to his filing*
<Dahok> But I really want this gift.
<Silouette> NRP: Dahok and his quest for suckers ^^;
<Ire> So ask someone else.
<Dahok> ....You gave me no other choice...
<Ire> NRP: It's the best kind of quest.
<Dahok> PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
* Ire looks up, startled at this. He looks a bit taken back.
<Ire> Would...you stop that...sound?!
* Dahok continues ranting on the word "Please"
<Dahok> PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
<Ire> ...Argh! Fine! But this better be quick.
<Dahok> Oh it will!!
<Dahok> Follow me...*makes his way back to the lounge*
* Ire slams his folder shut, a disgusted look on his face as he stands up.
* Ire follows Dahok out into the lounge.
* Dahok see's Silouette is still asleep
<Dahok> HEY SILOUETTE!!
<Silouette> .........
<Dahok> Wanna join us in a trip to a new dance club?
<Silouette> *opens one eye* ...dance club?
<Dahok> Uh..Yeah!
* Ire stands there, arms crossed. You can tell he's in a bad mood.
<Silouette> *shrugs a little* Eh.. sure... why not.
<Dahok> WOOO!!! *continues on his way to the outside, to a van*
<Silouette> *gets up slowly* ...what was in his coffee this morning...
* Ire gives Silouette a "shoot me, please" look, then steps out. For once, he doesn't get in the driver's seat, instead taking the back.
* Dahok pops into the driver's seat and unlocks all the doors
* Silouette gets in, "...why all this excitement over a dance club?"
* Ire leans back in a spot where the AC is blowing.
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*** Dahok has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
*** Hodges` is now known as Dahok`
* Dahok` drives off towards the direction of the "Dance Club"
<Dahok`> It's new duh!
* Dahok` weaves skillfully through traffic
* Ire grunts at that answer, adjusting his police uniform.
<Silouette> ...riight.
* Dahok` looks at his usual casual attire, jeans and a grey hooded sweathshirt
<Ire> GM: *up ahead there seems to be a flashy neon sign, which is unreadable here. However, as the evening sky begins to turn into darkness, it's obvious this is the hotspot of the night. A long line down the sidewalk as formed.
<Ire> ...looks busy.
* Dahok` cranks the wheel and locks the brakes up, sending the van into a power slide towards the curb
<Ire> ,,,
<Silouette> ...is the place really supposed to be that nice, or is he just easily excitable?
<Ire> I have no idea what this place is about. He wants a free gift.
<Silouette> ......
* Dahok` skids to a halt next to the curb
<Dahok`> Let's go guys!
* Dahok` pops out of the van
* Silouette gets out and looks around .oO( ...why did I agree to this? )
* Dahok` waits at the curb for Ire to get out
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<Dahok`> NRP: PAUSE!
<Ire> NRP: Back. Unpause
* Ire steps out of the van, looking out of the element. Everyone here is mainly guys, hardly any girls, and they're all in normal, casual clothes.
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Garland
*** Garland is now known as Stark
* Dahok` pops into line dragging Silouette and Ire with him
<Ire> ... this is going to end bad.
<Dahok`> Nah it won't.
<Silouette> *notices that it's mainly guys* .oO( ...what is this, a gay bar? )
* Ire stands around, hands in his pocket as he waits. The line slowly shuffles upward.
<Ire> GM: *two girls walk by in bunny outfits, complete with skimpy black suits and bunny ears*
<Ire> ..
<Dahok`> Come on...whats taking this line so damned long!!
<Ire> ...
* Ire pauses, eyeing the bunny girls, then Dahok, then the girls, then Dahok.
<Silouette> ......
<Dahok`> *taps his foot impatiently*
<Ire> Dahok, is this really a dance club?
<Ire> GM: *the line moves up a little further. Up ahead is the entrance with a bouncer standing guard*
<Dahok`> Of course....
<Dahok`> Well sort of.
* Stark stands in line.
<Silouette> ...sort of?
* Dahok` spots Stark behind them
<Dahok`> STARK UP HERE!
<Ire> ...*glances behind them, his eyebrow arching up* Harlequin?
* Stark blinks at them.
<Stark> Ah... Ire and Dahok. Didn't expect you two to be here.
<Ire> ...I'm here so Dahok can get his gift, then I'm leaving.
<Dahok`> Just come up here now man!
<Silouette> ......
<Stark> I can't say I'm very shocked at that one, Ire. *steps up*
* Dahok` see's there 2 groups away from the entrance
<Ire> I didn't know you like dance clubs, Harlequin.
* Ire moves up as one of the two groups in front of them goes inside.
<Stark> Dance club?
* Stark glances at Dahok
<Dahok`> Yeah you know it's a new Dance Club...
<Ire> GM: *the group in front of them goes inside. There seems to be only one more box of suckers left with the bouncer.*
<Dahok`> WOOT!
* Dahok` turns back to the Bouncer
<Dahok`> I got my group with me!
<Ire> Bouncer: Alright, you have to pause before you can go---oh, Mr. Harlequin, sir, I didn't see you there.
<Ire> Bouncer: *opens the door* Please, go on in, sir.
<Dahok`> Can I have my Box of suckerS?1
* Ire raises his eyebrow, glancing at Stark.
<Silouette> ...that was the free gift?
<Dahok`> Yeah! *waits for the box*
<Ire> Bouncer: *grabs the last box* You brought two friends?
* Dahok` points at Harlequin, Ire and Silouette
<Ire> Bouncer: You'r friends of Harlequin?
* Dahok` nods
<Ire> Bouncer: Well, then you can all go in with him. *hands Dahok the box of suckers, then moves the group inside, compliments of knowing Stark*
<Ire> GM: *once in side, they immediately see nude girls dancing on stage, swinging around poles*
<Ire> ...somehow, I am not surprised. At all.
<Silouette> .........
<Dahok`> WOO!! *grabs the box and walks in behind them*
* Stark nods to the bouncer. "Good to see you again, Ted."
<Ire> Ted the Bouncer: *nods* And you.
* Stark steps in and looks around for a moment.
<Ire> ....all this for a box of suckers, Dahok?
<Stark> I'm not sure why you all were here today, but I have business. *heads for a back room*
<Silouette> ...there's a bit of irony to this.
<Dahok`> No....For a FREE Box of suckers
* Dahok` watches Stark walk off
* Ire begins to smack his forehead, heading for the bar while muttering.
<Dahok`> I bet he's dealing drugs.
<Dahok`> *pops a sucker in his mouth and looks at Silouette, offering her one*
* Stark heads into the back room.
* Silouette actually takes one with a nod of thanks.
* Ire begins to buy straight vodka, throwing it back repeatedly.
* Dahok` smiles at her
<Ire> ...suckers. He needed me for suckers. Goddamn suckers.
<Silouette> ...you're insane, you know that?
* Stark comes back with a brown bag in-hand.
<Ire> GM: *the music is loud in here, but full of beat. The girls are top of the line dancers and quite the lookers. All the men are enthralled watching them*
<Stark> Well, since you're all here... er... why ARE you here?
* Ire finishes his 5th shot of vodka.
<Dahok`> Suckers!
<Dahok`> What do you got there?
* Dahok` nod's to Silouette about the insane comment
<Stark> ....Suckers?
* Dahok` nods
<Stark> Suckers.
* Dahok` pulls one out and hands it to him
<Dahok`> They're free
<Stark> Suckers. *puts it in his mouth*
<Ire> Suckers. *finishes his 7th glass of vodka*
* Dahok` looks at his bag, trying to see inside it
* Stark nods to Ire. "Suckers."
<Dahok`> Got something in there? Some stash? A special brownie?
* Stark looks at Dahok, "Materials."
<Dahok`> HEY IRE, STARKS GOT DRUGS BUST HIM!
<Ire> Materials. *finishes the 8th glass of vodka.*
<Silouette> ...echo?
<Ire> Echo.
<Dahok`> He's drunk...I think he need's a sucker. *unwraps one and pops it into his mouth*
<Ire> ...
* Ire glares at Dahok.
* Dahok` looks back with a big smile on his face
<Stark> I'm being accused of drug use by a hippie.
* Ire pulls the sucker out and puts it into his pocket.
* Dahok` tries to snatch the bag from Stark
<Ire> Well, if my job here is done, I'm going back to the base.
* Stark keeps it just out of Dahok's reach. "Me too."
<Dahok`> ....Bah
<Dahok`> *plops his box on the table countertop next to Ire
<Silouette> ...I can't believe we were dragged all this way for candy.
* Dahok` tries to continue snatching Stark's box*
<Ire> GM: *someone walks by Dahok, relieving him of the box of suckers from the table. The words, "Ninja swipe" are heard*
* Ire heads for the exit.
* Stark follows
<Dahok`> ....*gives up on Stark and turns around to grab his suckers* .....*reaches around* MY SUCKERS!
<Dahok`> THIEF! THIEF!!
<Silouette> ......
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *looks back at Dahok, then rushes into the crowd of male observers*
<Dahok`> YOUR MINE!!! *runs after the Ninja Thief*
* Ire stands there by Stark and Silouette.
<Ire> ...somehow, I'm not surprised.
<Silouette> ...that thief gives ninja everywheres a bad name.
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *takes the fire exit, the alarms going off. Everyone in the room panics*
<Stark> All that over suckers.
<Ire> *nods slowly* Suckers.
* Ire moves out the entrance before he gets trampled by crazed men.
* Stark follows Ire.
* Dahok` slmas into the fire exit door and bursts through it, a big red mark on his face
<Ire> GM: *Dahok finds no one there*
* Ire nods at the van.
<Ire> Lets use it to go back home.
* Dahok` looks around and then takes a deep sniff of the air
<Silouette> ...seems like a bit of a waste.
* Ire walks down the sidewalk towards the van, even as people come pouring out of the club.
<Ire> GM: *Dahok might catch the glimpse of someone climbing up the fire escape towards the roof*
<Ire> What does?
<Dahok`> HEY YOU!!! *turns fullturn to the person?*
<Silouette> ...driving out here, then driving back to base.
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *looks down at Dahok, then vanishes on the roof*
<Stark> Damn, one ninja and everyone freaks.
<Ire> Well, my question is why would a ninja want suckers.
* Ire glances at Sil.
<Ire> What do you propose we do, then?
<Stark> Maybe Dahor's a raver?
* Silouette shrugs a little.
<Silouette> ...and it's a well known fact that ninjas love candy, and are great cooks.
* Dahok` leaps onto a grabarge can and bounces off it and onto the fire escape, quickly climbing up it
* Ire pauses, then looks oddly at Sil.
<Ire> You...cook, right?
<Stark> I hear they make good burgers.
<Ire> NRP: roflmao. Ninja Burger!
<Silouette> NRP: *dons a 'Kiss the Ninja' appron*
<Ire> GM: *Dahok catches the brief glimpse of the ninja thief jumping off the other side of the roof and onto the ground*
* Ire spins as the ninja thief lands on the roof of the police van, flipping off onto the ground. He runs past Ire, Stark, and Silouette*
<Silouette> *watches the ninja run past* ...wannabe.
* Dahok` comes flying off the roof and lands on the Police Van top
* Ire eyes Dahok.
<Ire> All this...for suckers?
* Dahok` nods
* Dahok` leaps off the van and towards teh ninja
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *hurls a sucker at Dahok*
<Silouette> ...we probally used more in fuel than the suckers would have cost.
* Ire eyes the brown bag Stark's holding
<Ire> That better not be suckers.
* Dahok` skids to a halt and in slow motion leans backwards, the sucker clipping her leg
* Stark looks to Ire.
<Dahok`> NRP: his
<Ire> NRP: I knew it! Dahok is really a femal--waitaminute.
<Stark> I have higher standards than Dahok. Tootsie-pops.
<Ire> ...
* Ire develops a twitch.
* Dahok` falls onto his ass
<Silouette> ...I really need to introduce you two to Pocky.
* Dahok` quickly flips over and stands up, starts running after the Ninja again
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *runs back by Dahok as he fell and leaps back on the van, flipping off and sliding into the sewer grates*
<Dahok`> PAUSE
<Dahok`> You bastard Sucker Ninja Thief...You won't get away from me, not after I coxed my colleagues to come down to a strip club so I can get a that box for free..Mark my words Ninja...Your mine!
<Dahok`> Unpause
* Ire stands there, arms crossed.
<Ire> Okay, I felt an imbalance again in nature.
* Dahok` skids to a halt and runs back towards the van, leaping and sliding across the Hood and rolling into the sewer grates
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *runs through the sewers*
* Silouette idly wanters over and picks up the sucker that was thrown at Dahok
<Dahok`> NRP: Watch out, it's sharp
<Ire> This is ridiculous. They're just suckers.
* Ire opens the van door for the driver's seat, getting in and slamming it shut,
<Stark> Not even very good ones.
<Silouette> ...apparently wannabe ninja throwing suckers.
* Stark looks at Silouette.
<Stark> Have you ever been hit with a sucker?
<Silouette> ...no.
<Stark> Unenlightened. *looks back*
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *pops up underneath a sewer lid.*
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *climbs back onto the street*
<Silouette> ...these suckers have... interesting... wrappers.
<Ire> GM: *the wrapper Silouette is of the nude "Marvel Girl Wonder"
<Ire> *has, not is
* Dahok` pops out of the sewer lid right behind the Ninja Thief
<Dahok`> GET BACK HERE!!
<Ire> Ninja Thief: *decides to fight back now, throwing a kick at Dahok's head*
* Silouette pockets it. She might need to drop it to distract some guard some day.
* Stark buys a news paper.
<Ire> GM: *behind Stark, as he flips through the newspaper, the fight between Dahok and the ninja breaks out*
* Dahok` kicks his head back and uses the momentum to flip himself backwards and do a flip kick in the process
<Stark> Hm. There's an appartment downtown with a good rent. *reads the Classifieds*
<Ire> Ninja: *swings at Dahok's head with a leadpipe, still the fight raging exactly behind Stark*
<Silouette> ...let me see the comics when you're done?
* Ire stands on the other side of Stark, looking at the paper.
<Ire> ...great, another ghost sighting.
* Dahok` blocks the leadpipe with both his forearms
<Dahok`> *recoils from the hit* OWWW!!
<Ire> Ninja: *does a ninja poke at Dahok's side*
* Dahok` body jerks to the side from the ninja poke
* Stark hands Silouette the comics without skipping a beat.
<Dahok`> Poke this! *pokes the Ninja in the eyes*
<Ire> Ninja: *grabs his face, hopping around just behind silouette*
* Silouette reads the comics.
* Dahok` grabs the Ninja by the pants and jerks them up
<Ire> Ninja: *ninja slaps Dahok in the face*
* Dahok` rubs his face
<Dahok`> Bastard!
* Dahok` head buts the Ninja
<Ire> Ninja: *falls flat on his back, then kicks upward in a push off kick with his hands*
* Ire squints at this.
* Dahok` takes the kicks full force falling onto his back
<Ire> Janus is making a new gun. I wonder if we'll get some at the police station.
<Ire> Ninja: *flips to it's feet*
<Silouette> *glances over* ...oh, that one... I've heard of it...
<Ire> Ninja: *pulls out a sword and swipes the area in an impressive display of power and skill*
* Dahok` thrusts his palm out towards the Ninja's chest
<Ire> Ninja: *is knocked right back*
<Ire> Yeah. It's suppose to be a lot more powerful. But we'll probably never see one in our unit.
<Ire> Ninja: *ninja kicks Dahok*
* Dahok` grabs the Ninja's foot and spins it clockwise
<Silouette> ...eh... I don't use guns. *pauses* ...ever consider sending in a request?
<Ire> Ninja: *goes flying overhead of the 3, landing in front of them*
* Ire grunts
<Ire> Guess I could.
* Dahok` squats and leaps over the 3 kicking downwards at the Ninja
<Dahok`> GIVE ME MY SUCKERS!
<Ire> Ninja: *is kicked and sent spiralling backwards, landing on his face, defeated. The suckers appear on the ground*
<Silouette> *reading the comics still* "...might actually work out."
* Dahok` slides over to the box of suckers and picks them up
* Dahok` sticks his tongue out at the Ninja and then rips it's mask off
<Ire> GM: *it's really a catgon!*
<Dahok`> AHHHHHHHHH!!! CATGON!!! *kicks it*
<Ire> GM: *the catgon goes spinning and lands in the open sewer hole*
<Silouette> *folds up the comics* ...so what were we doing again?
<Ire> Heading back to base.
* Dahok` walks over to the group
<Dahok`> We can go now!
* Dahok` holds the Box of suckers under his right arm
<Ire> ...*shakes head* Suckers.
* Ire gets back in the van.
* Stark folds the paper under his arm and gets in the van.
* Silouette is in the back of the van.
* Ire heads back to the base as soon as Dahok gets in
* Dahok` hops into the van, enjoying his sucker
<Dahok`> SESSION ENDS!
Session Close: Fri May 16 20:54:31 2003