Session Start: Sat May 17 23:55:50 2003
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20030517.log'
<Ire> Time Chart: July 19th, 2222
<Ire> Location: Building 38
* Ire sits in the control room, working on filing away things into his respected folders.
* Jake` watches the holovid in the lobby.
<Bobo_The_Alien> o/~ Bohh boooo Bohh bobo! o/~
* Bobo_The_Alien sings, trotting through the hallways
* Infinity sits in the control room. She looks over her missing persons folder, trying to fix the memories in her head.
* Bobo_The_Alien trots into the control room and looks up at Ire
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh!
* Ire looks towards the door to the hallway, a look of irratation on his face.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh bo bo bobo bohbo?
<Ire> ...
* Ire glares at the little alien.
* Infinity glances up, "Ire, how did we get him again?"
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh?
Session Close: Sun May 18 00:00:00 2003

Session Start: Sun May 18 00:00:00 2003
Session Ident: #taw
* Dahok sits infront of the HoloVid
* Bobo_The_Alien shakes a little fist at Infinity
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh!
* Ire grunts.
* Infinity flips the birdie to Bobo
* Bobo_The_Alien plays with the birdie.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Bohhh!
* Infinity goes back to reading her file
* Ire ignores Bobo, once again.
* Bobo_The_Alien sulks.
<Infinity> you know, the alien was chasing the Deathstar in crystal
* Jake` flips the channel.
* Ire looks at Infinity like she's nuts.
<Bobo_The_Alien> ^ - ^
<Infinity> at the college. It was chasing a crystal with Deathstar in it.
<Ire> ....
<Dahok> NRP: With who?
* Ire gives her a dubious look, then goes back to his paperwork.
* Bobo_The_Alien jumps up and down
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh boh.
* Infinity shrugs, and looks at Bobo, ".....maybe you are a key to it all...."
* Ire snorts.
* Dahok stands up from the couch and stretchs
* Infinity glances to Ire, "Hey, don't you trust me?"
<Ire> About that thing? No.
* Bobo_The_Alien scowls.
<Ire> It does nothing useful.
* Bobo_The_Alien jumps up and down out of irritation.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh boh bobobobobobobooo!!!
* Ire reaches over to his coffee cup, finding it empty. He sighs.
* Infinity smiles, "Have I really ever been wrong... except the cult plague time?" She looks thoughtful, "And finding Death---" She looks to Bobo, "What is it?"
<Bobo_The_Alien> ! *a lightbulb appears over his head*
* Bobo_The_Alien grabs the cup and points at it.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh@
<Bobo_The_Alien> !
* Infinity blinks, "Whoa....."
* Dahok pops a sucker into his mouth and makes his way to the control room
<Infinity> thirsty?
* Bobo_The_Alien looks at Ire and points at the cup.
* Bobo_The_Alien waves everyone on and runs out the door with the mug
* Infinity stands, and jogs after Bobo.
* Dahok slams right into Bobo The Alien
* Bobo_The_Alien tramples Dahok, knocking him over.
* Dahok coughs, the sucker luckily still in his mouth
* Infinity runs over Dahok, yes, runs over him.
<Dahok> HURK!! *coughs, sending the sucker up and into the air*
* Bobo_The_Alien heads downstairs
* Dahok slowly push's himself back up and onto his knees
* Infinity chases after him, muttering that this better not be a wild goose chase
* Bobo_The_Alien runs into the kitchen
<Ire> NRP: Back.
* Infinity skids into the kitchen
* Jake` keeps watching TV
* Ire sits in the control room... just, eyeing the way Bobo left with his cup.
* Dahok walks into the control room, and pops another sucker into his mouth
* Bobo_The_Alien runs to the coffee machine
* Bobo_The_Alien grabs the kettle
<Bobo_The_Alien> .... BOHHHH!!! *it's empty*
* Infinity chuckles a bit, "Want me to make some more?"
<Dahok> *pulls a sucker from a box and reaches it out for Ire to grab*
<Ire> ....
* Ire grunts, turning back to his file.
* Dahok toss's it onto the table for Ire
<Dahok> It should make your day much better.
* Ire eyes Dahok.
* Jake` keeps flipping the channels.
* Dahok looks hurt
* Ire ignores Dahok nw.
* Ire ignores Dahok now.
* Bobo_The_Alien nods at Infinity.
* Infinity takes the kettle, and fills it with water. She pours the coffee crystals into the machine, and then the water. She flips on the switch, and leans against the counter, "Give it a few."
<Dahok> Where were those two baboons going?
<Ire> GM: *sadly, Infinity did not find coffee crystals, but instead is making hot chocolate*
<Ire> No idea.
* Infinity hums "Shades of Gray"
<Bobo_The_Alien> .... Boh! *fills the mug and takes it to Ire*
* Infinity lifts her eyes to the ceiling and follows the alien.
<Ire> ...
<Bobo_The_Alien> Bo bo!
* Ire eyes the mug full of hot chocolate, then Bobo. He promptly waves a dismissive hand to it
<Ire> I don't like hot chocolate.
<Infinity> ...it's coffee.
<Ire> GM: *it's quite hot chocolate*
* Dahok sniffs the air
<Dahok> No, it's hot chocolate. A little too rich too, if I may add.
<Infinity> ...maybe I do have a cold....
<Bobo_The_Alien> .....BOHHH!!!
* Ire eyes Bobo
* Bobo_The_Alien runs downstairs.
* Ire shakes head, going back to his file.
* Infinity sighs softly, "....that's it." She flops down in her chair, "Hey, where's Pope?"
<Ire> I'm not sure.
<Infinity> Damn... *she punches her fist* I'm worried about him.
* Bobo_The_Alien calls in the van and stands outsite, tapping his foot.
<Dahok> He's probably playing with himself in the shower.
<Ire> He's alright. We were recently together on a trip.
<Ire> GM: *the van pulls up*
* Infinity blinks and looks to Ire, 'What happened?"
<Ire> Nothing muchl
<Ire> Nothing much.
* Ire keeps doing some paper work.
<Jake`> zzz
<Infinity> oh....
* Bobo_The_Alien waits for the driver to get out.
<Ire> Driver: *sits there, smoking pot*
* Bobo_The_Alien gets tired of waiting and take shotgun.
* Bobo_The_Alien looks at the driver "BOH!"
* Infinity flips on the police radio, and closes her eyes
<Ire> Driver: *heads for the grocery store*
* Dahok holds out a sucker to Infinity
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh.
* Ire pauses, wondering what happened to his mug of coffee and Bobo.
* Dahok pulls out several Sucker wrappers he's collected so far
<Ire> Driver: *pulls up in the grocery store parking lot*
<Dahok> Oh yeah baby....She's the hottest.
* Bobo_The_Alien jumps out and runs for the grocery store
* Infinity blinks at Dahok, "Where you born without a brain or did someone remove it?"
<Ire> GM: *a van runs over Bobo*
* Bobo_The_Alien gets launched into a produce stand.
<Dahok> Neither, I was born fully brain functional.
* Bobo_The_Alien crawls out and runs into the grocery store.
<Infinity> Then you should use your brain
* Bobo_The_Alien slinks by the registers, running into the isles, rolling.
<Dahok> I have been. I used it to get two people to come with me down to the strip club so I can get a box of suckers for free.
* Ire sighs.
<Ire> GM: *a huge fat lady blocks the isle*
<Bobo_The_Alien> Bohh...
* Infinity fwaps her forhead, and blinks at Dahok dumbfoundedly, ".....By the God that graces Hell, you are a bloody moron."
* Bobo_The_Alien tries to sneak past her
<Ire> GM: *fat lady squeezes her butt into him*
* Bobo_The_Alien tries to run through, but is crushed by the fat woman. "Bohhhh!"
<Ire> GM: *the fat lady passes gas*
* Bobo_The_Alien screaches and switches to the air on his back.
* Ire listens to Infinity and Dahok trade witty remarks.
* Bobo_The_Alien squeezes through and runs through the isle
* Bobo_The_Alien slips on the wet floor near a, you guessed it, wet floor sign.
* Bobo_The_Alien slides into a display, jumping up and into the coffee isle.
* Bobo_The_Alien edges towards the grounds tin.
* Bobo_The_Alien looks to the left and to the right
* Ire falls asleep without his coffee.
* Infinity glances to Ire, and then Dahok. She turns some music on....
* Dahok stands there stairing at the wrappers
<Dahok> No...she's hotter...Oh it's so hard to tell.
* Infinity looks to Dahok. She looks to Ire, "Somedays I wish he let me fall."
<Dahok> Who let you fall?
* Infinity looks to Dahok, "Nevermind, you're too stupid to understand."
<Dahok> Keep thinking that...
* Bobo_The_Alien quickly grabs the tin and makes a run for it, passing the deli.
<Dahok> It'll just be your downfall to think that your smarter than me.
<Ire> GM: *an angry meat man with sausage-link nunchunks leaps out in front of Bobo, swinging them at him*
<Ire> NRP: I'm just following orders, people!
<Dahok> Oh hey, check out the pose on this one! *holds it out for Ire to see*
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh!
<Ire> Meatman: So, we meet again, grasshoppe.
* Infinity smiles at Dahok, a rather sweet smile and yet is so increadibly self assured, "Dahok, I am smarter then you. Give age a little credit."
<Ire> zzzz
* Bobo_The_Alien hobbles over and sets the tin asside and addresses MeatMan.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Booooohhhhhh!
* Bobo_The_Alien runs at the MeatMan and drop kicks him.
<Ire> GM: *matrix style effects kick in as Bobo flies towards Bobo, his foot extended to kick him. The meatman is hit and sent flying back*
* Bobo_The_Alien sets his foot down and watches meatman.
<Ire> Meatman: *spins around in slow motion, then hits the ground*
* Bobo_The_Alien runs by the meatman and for the door
<Ire> GM: *the cashiers look up at the incoming Bobo, aiming their UPC readers and firing the lasers at him*
* Bobo_The_Alien leans backwards, the lazers all zipping over the top of his head. The rest miss just because he's so short.
<Ire> GM: *a little kid behind Bobo is hit by the laser and charged up for 99.99*
* Bobo_The_Alien looks at the little boy who got priced.
<Bobo_The_Alien> BOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* Bobo_The_Alien attacks the cashiers, enraged, and pulls his laser gun
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*** Topic is 'Session 60: Bobo - A Day in the Life - Uh...right ... Sessions 61-64 Are Open for Alt CBS - May 19th, we return back to your regularly scheduled chaotic sessions by me.'
*** Set by TAW on Sat May 17 23:53:22
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeathStar
<DeathStar> Cashiers: *scream. They are scared.*
*** DeathStar is now known as Ire
* Bobo_The_Alien jumps up and grapples a cashier, shooting his lazer mid-air.
* Bobo_The_Alien rolls out of the grocery store, jumping ontop of the van and hitting the roof to signal to the driver, tin under his arm.
<Dahok> Man today is soooo boring...
* Dahok continues sucking on his sucker
<Ire> Driver: *immediately pulls away from the store, heading back toward the police lot*
* Infinity throws a spitball at Dahok's head.
<Ire> GM: *an army of catgons swarm the van, attacking Bobo*
* Dahok opens his mouth and catch's it, swallowing
<Dahok> Mmm...tasty.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Eeee!
* Bobo_The_Alien holds his lazer guns akimbo, shooting them out of the air.
<Ire> Driver: *speeds down the highway now*
*** Infinity has quit IRC (Quit: Everybody falls in small degrees.)
* Bobo_The_Alien holds onto the van for dear life with the Driver's driving.
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<Bobo_The_Alien> Bobobobobbo!!! *charges his lazer gun*
<Ire> GM: *a huge gas truck pulls up behind the van, driven by a catgon*
* Bobo_The_Alien gets almost knocked off the van by a catgon
* Bobo_The_Alien grits his teeth and pulls himself back up, then turns to the gas truck.
* Bobo_The_Alien holds up his lazer gun. "Boh." and fires at the tank.
<Ire> GM: *flames explode out everywhere, engulfing everything. Only the van and Bobo emerges*
* Bobo_The_Alien turns around dramatically, spinning his gun and holstering it.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh.
* Bobo_The_Alien and the van pull into the base, he stomps on the roof once signaling the brakes.
<Ire> Driver: *slams on breaks*
* Bobo_The_Alien gets launched at the building, flying in through and open window to the kitchen.
* Bobo_The_Alien throws the tin at the machine, it exploding into a shower of coffee--which fills the mug.
* Bobo_The_Alien runs upstairs and into the control room.
* Bobo_The_Alien offers the mug to Ire.
* Ire wakes up and takes the mug, sipping the coffe. He pauses, then looks disgusted.
<Ire> I hate sugar.
* Bobo_The_Alien falls on his head. "Bohhh...."
<Ire> GM: *meatman breaks into the control, swinging his meat around.* "This ends now little one."
<Ire> ....
<Bobo_The_Alien> Boh!
* Ire eyes the intruder.
<Bobo_The_Alien> Session Ends
Session Close: Sun May 18 01:05:15 2003