Random Ages: Impact 2

The Alien That Got Away

[Snipe] Time Chart: 2150
*** Archon is now known as Bass^
[Snipe] Location: CorSec Headquarters; Reploid Hunters Room
* Snipe flips through the files of known reploids running about, adjusting his headset
[Snipe] NRP: We need Wedge...Wedge, where are you?
[Biggs] It just figures they'd transfer Wedge away....
[Snipe] NRP: O_O
*** Corky is now known as Wedge
[Wedge] NRP:Fine
[Alicia] (Biggs and Wedge?)
[Snipe] NRP: ... don't ask...
*** Bass^ is now known as Archon
[Biggs] Wedge!
[Wedge] NRP:Yep....lol
[Wedge] Biggs!
[Snipe] ....idiots!
[Biggs] I thought they transfered you!
[Alicia] (Are you on a Star Wars/FF trip?)
* Snipe glares at them
* Lt_Lou walks into the room
[Wedge] Nah, I got back yesterday.
* Snipe goes back to picture surfing
* Snipe adjusts the headset
* Biggs flips Snipe off with this arm-tool
[Snipe] I saw that, Wedge.
*** Bass has joined #taw
* Biggs shrugs as Cloud does in FF7
[Wedge] Um, it wasnt me sir^_^¡
[Snipe] ...*looks at Wedge* I know it wasn't you, Biggs.
* Wedge looks around and adjusts his pistol
[Biggs] Dock Wedge's pay.
[Wedge] Um, Sir, Im Wedge
[Snipe] ....Bah, you both look alike to me.
[Wedge] Dont do that, ahh-_-
[Snipe] Computer: Alert
[Snipe] ...?
* Snipe adjusts his headset and looks at the computer screen
* Wedge looks at the computer
[Wedge] Whats wrong sir
* Lt_Lou walks quietly up behind the three
[Snipe] It seems we have a reploid running about in the ruins of downtown.  What could he possibly want in the destroyed sector of the city?
[Archon] (I have agood idea)
[Snipe] NRP: What?
[Wedge] I dunno..maybe theres a power source down there, our a reploid hideout.
[Snipe] Well, we know our job.  We gotta go retire it.
* Snipe grabs his rifle and checks the power reading
[Snipe] Everyone, put your headsets on so we can keep in touch
* Wedge walks to his locker and grabs his rifle
* Wedge puts his headset on
* Snipe walks down the hallway towards the hanger, whistling
* Lt_Lou grabs a headset and checks his gun
* Wedge shoulders his rifle, checks his pistol, then makes sure his beam saber is ready, when all is good, he walks down to the hanger
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *heads in and grabs a headset too*
[Bass] (I shall use this time to bring back a remnant from the past...)
* Snipe hops onto a hoverbiek
* Snipe powers it up
* Lt_Lou picks up his grenade belt and runs to the hanger
* Wedge hops onto a hoverbike and powers up as well
[Snipe] Remember.  Depsite what the reploid might say or try to tell you, we must obey General Cran's orders.  Retire it.
* Biggs hops on behing Wedge
[Biggs] Let's goooo!!!
* Wedge pushes a button and the hanger door opens
* Snipe brings up the map on the bike's computers and drives off, going down the ramp that circles the building
* Lt_Lou jumps onto his hoverboard
* Wedge zooms off in a blast following Snipe
* Lt_Lou follows after Snipe
* Snipe circles the tall building and finally reaches the ground, flying off for the destroyed sectors of Mega City
* Biggs waves his arm telling wedge to floor it
* Wedge floors it and zooms toward the destroyed sectors
[Snipe] Okay, everyone, check in.
[Wedge] [COM] Here Sir!
* Lt_Lou activates the secondary boosters and catchs up
[Lt_Lou] [COM] Lou here
[Biggs] [COM] Wesa here, captian!
*** Alicia has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
*** Luna_Inverse has joined #TAW
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Luna_Inverse
* Snipe flies along the ruins of fallen buildings
[Archon] NRP:Am i the only reploids?
[Wedge] NRP:WB Alicia
[Snipe] NRP: ... look like you're the only reploid running around today.
* Wedge flies next to Snipe and circles around him once before zooming out ahead towards the target area
* Snipe checks his map and slows the bike, powering it down
* Archon hurries about his work inside the station..."Willly's legacy...It must be rebuilt..."
[Luna_Inverse] 5[4Hotaru5] *flies around the area*
[Snipe] Okay, lets move in slowly.  We don't want to let it know we're here.
*** Luna_Inverse is now known as Alicia
* Biggs flips off the bike
* Snipe runs along the ruins, ducking behind charred walls
* Wedge looks at the map, then designates the area, and flies toward it, landing, barely, but landing
[Bass] That mad doctor in there sure is crazy.
[Bass] Hopefully he can rebuild Treble.
* Lt_Lou steps of his hoverboard next to Snipe and puts his board into his 'pack
* Wedge runs with Biggs toward the station
* Biggs follows, cocking the gun embedded into the tool that covers his arm
* Snipe looks at the station
[Snipe] Hmmm.
* Snipe runs forward, keeping low
[SOUND]
* Wedge unshoulders his rifle and points it at the entrance, scanning for targets
* Archon puts the finishing touches on a reploid wolf he's been working.
* Snipe stops outside the station, coughing on the ruined air
* Lt_Lou draws his laser pistol and readies and EMP grendade
* Bass sees as the wolf runs out.
* Wedge ducks below one of the chunks of building and puts his gun over the top
* Bass combines into one form with Treble.
[Snipe] Try not to breathe too deeply, guys.  
* Bass scans the area.
* Lt_Lou nods and puts on a breath mask
* Biggs is wearing a helmet thing with a gas mask.
[Biggs] Why not?
[Snipe] The air is polluated.  Nothing life threatening, though.
* Wedge puts on his Breath Mask
[Bass] There's equipment around here that's not ours.
* Snipe adjusts his headset
* Biggs takes off his helmet and starts hacking
* Bass sneaks up behind the hunters.
* Wedge adjusts his headset, and then walks over to Snipe, crouching the whole time
[Biggs] *HACK* Under*HACKHOH*stood.. *puts his helm back on*
* Lt_Lou tries to sneak forward toward the building
* Bass adjust the sites on his Bass buster upgrade.
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *hacks somewhat*
[Snipe] Okay, people.  We have a reploid here.  Retire him.  Move out.
[Wedge] Snipe, I think we got company*points backwards*
* Bass lets all the missiles get armed.
* Snipe looks behind him
[Snipe] ...shit!
[Snipe] RETIRE IT!
* Snipe fires his rifle at Bass
* Bass fires 8 missiles at the hunters.
* Biggs shoots at Bass
* Wedge rolls right and flips up spinning in air and shooting three shots at Bass
* Lt_Lou and dives to cover
* Snipe dives behind a charred wall
* Bass then backs off a little avoiding fire.
* Biggs rolls out of the way, ramming the drill of his tool into Bass
* Wedge lands and ducks behind a charred piece of building
* Snipe fires at him from behind the wall
* Lt_Lou takes out his hoverboard and gets on
* Alicia heads towards the others, firing at Bass.
[Alicia] (Ummm... Hotaru does)
* Bass avoids it. "you have no idea whoyou're dealing with.
* Lt_Lou speeds out of cover firing at Base with his laser
[Snipe] Why are you here, reploid?
* Wedge puts his rifle over the wall and fires shoots at Bass
* Biggs fires his gun, jabbing at Bass with his tool
* Snipe keeps firing at Bass
[Snipe] Overwhelm him, guys.
* Bass activates his cloaking enhancement now invisible to both radar and optics.
[Snipe] ...damn
* Wedge keeps firing shoots at him
* Biggs keeps stabbing at the air, since he was right infront of him..
[SOUND]
[Wedge] NRP:At least in that general direction
* Bass grabs Snipe's hoverbike and smashes it to the ground.
[Snipe] ...
[Snipe] My bike!
[Snipe] Damn reploid!
* Snipe fires at the spot
* Wedge stops firing and shoulders his rifle
* Bass leaps out of the way barely visible to Snipe.
* Lt_Lou tosses a mist grenade to show where Bass is
* Bass flies quickly away.
[Snipe] ...
[Lt_Lou] Fire at the empty spot
[Snipe] It's getting away
[Biggs] Run reploid, run...
[Snipe] ...what the hell is that reploid doing?
[Wedge] Damnit...
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *chases Bass, firing everything she's got*
* Biggs fires shots as Bass runs
* Bass fires a huge blast from his Bass buster charged uup.
[Snipe] Usually they beg for mercy.
[Snipe] Not fight.
* Snipe dives behind a charred wall
* Lt_Lou hovers out of the way and activates his board's boosters
* Lt_Lou speeds after Bass firing
* Wedge ducks behind the wall
* Snipe runs for the station
* Bass fillls his Cannon full with 4 nuclear missiles.
* Wedge pulls his rifle, firing shots at Bass while running for the station
[Bass] These minimal nukes are great.
* Alicia jumps out of her... whatever... as it's destroyed.
* Snipe runs inside the station
* Biggs runs for the station behind Snipe
* Lt_Lou tosses an grenade at Bass
[Alicia] (Again, Hotaru.)
[Snipe] ...wthis is where he came from, Biggs.
* Wedge runs inside the station behind snipe
[Snipe] Maybe we can discover something in here.
* Bass jumps and fires a minimal nuke at Snipe.
[Snipe] ...hoo boy.
[Wedge] RUN, Nuke
* Snipe runs out of the station
* Wedge runs inside the station
* Wedge turns around and runs out
* Lt_Lou tosses a few more grenades at Bass
[Biggs] Eek! *runs*
* Archon sets the self-destruct sequence on the base. "Ohhh visitors."
* Wedge dives out of the station and rolls behind a wall
* Snipe watches as the nuke hits the station
[Lt_Lou] Nuke weapons, eh?
* Biggs shoots at Bass
[Snipe] Is that thing crazy?!
* Bass is not visible.
[Biggs] Must not have been anything important in there...
* Bass shoots another nuke at Snipe.
[Snipe] Pfft, whatever was ---- not again
* Wedge pulls his beam saber and runs to his Hover Bike, jumping on and yelling, "Biggs, come on!"
* Alicia charges at the source of the nuke.
* Snipe runs
* Biggs does as Wedge says
[Alicia] (... one more like that and I'm changing nick.)
* Lt_Lou tosses an EMP grenade at Bass
* Bass laughs...it does nothing.
* Snipe dives into a trench
[Snipe] I hate reploids.
[Biggs] NRP: /me 's could be just understood..
* Wedge starts it up when Biggs gets on and flies where the Nuke came from, slashing at the source as he flies by
* Bass is now visible witha high energy forcefield.
* Snipe lifts head
* Lt_Lou fires his laser at Bass
[Alicia] NRP: Quite...
[Snipe] Why is that thing attacking ME?
[Wedge] Biggs, pull out your rifle, were gonna fly around this guy while you shoot
[Biggs] Aity
* Wedge notions to the rifle on his back
* Biggs whips out his rifle
* Biggs aims
* Bass jumps behind Snipe and releases the energy it being highly concentrated.
[Biggs] Get me closer!
* Alicia slashes at Bass, forcefield or not.
* Wedge floors it and zooms around bass while Biggs takes shoots
* Snipe is sent bouncing along the ground from the blow
* Biggs shoots at Bass's head
[Alicia] (Wait... no point, is there?)
* Wedge gets as close to the field as possible at these high speeds
* Snipe shakes head, his headset crushed and ruined
* Bass drops the field and is now invisible once more.
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *keeps slashing*
* Lt_Lou keeps tossing grenades from his hoverboard
* Wedge goes to where bass just was, slashing madly as Biggs shoots
[Snipe] This guy is a looney.
* Snipe forces himself to stand up
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] Right.
* Bass si invisble but Treble is not.
[Snipe] Shoot that dog!
*** Bass is now known as Treble^
[Snipe] Er, wolf!
[Snipe] That thing!
* Biggs shoots Treble in the forehead
[Treble^] Rrrrr.
* Lt_Lou drops another mist grenade to show where Bass is
* Biggs shoots wildy
* Snipe fires a large blast from his rifle at the dog
* Wedge flies at Treble, slashing at it, "Biggs, shoot it!"
[Treble^] (Bass is long gone)
[Biggs] KILL'EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT'EM OUT!
* Biggs chucks a grenade at Treble "Catch Mutt!"
* Treble^ shoots a beam blast from his mouth.
* Lt_Lou tosses a few grenades at Treble
* Wedge zooms away from where the grenade just was
* Snipe throws a high impact grenade at Treble
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *rushes at Treble, slashing with her beam saber*
* Treble^ jumps into the air and forms into a demi-huwolf reploid.
[Alicia] (Not good tactics.)
* Treble^ is now flying.
[Snipe] ....
* Wedge hovers in air, firing a few shoots from his pistol while biggs shoots with the rifle
[Snipe] ....
[Snipe] THAT THING IS PISSING ME OFF@!
* Treble^ takes out his dual beam sabers.
* Treble^ goes after Hotaru with them.
* Snipe pulls out his saber and leaps onto the second floor of a destroyed building
* Lt_Lou uses his hoverboard to fly in circles around Treble firing with his laser
* Biggs flips shooting at Treble
* Wedge holsters his pistol and flies at Treble with his beam saber out and slashing
* Alicia readies her beam saber.
[Biggs] Damn! We can't even dent it!
[Alicia] (AWGH!!)
* Treble^ is hit and growls.
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *readies her beam saber*
[Biggs] .....There we go!
* Snipe slashes a piece of the building so it'll fall on Treble
* Treble^ bites wedge with razor sharp teeth.
[Snipe] Look out below!
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *concentrates, wings of energy appearing*
* Biggs jumps up, stabbing his tool into Treble's back
[Biggs] Leave Wedge alone!
* Lt_Lou pulls out an E-whip at snaps it at Treble
* Wedge gets a hunk of his forearm cut off, and flies away, crash landing
* Treble^ forms a forcefield
* Snipe watches as the wall falls for everyone around Treble
* Alicia slashes at Treble.
[Snipe] ....yeah...look out for it...uh huh.
* Wedge passes out at the wheel
[Alicia] (LOL...)
[Snipe] Wall: *smashes into everyone near Treble*
[Biggs] (Immortal enemies, whee.)
[Alicia] ([Wall] *_*)
[Treble^] SELF DESTRUCT!
* Lt_Lou crashes off his hoverboard
[Snipe] ...I warned them...but does anyone listen?
[Treble^] Treble Agent 1 self destruct in 5
[Biggs] What!? Oh come on, you were winning! *jumps back*
[Wedge] NRP:I gots to go now, New Years party time, Ill be back later tonight to wish you all a happy new year, but for now HAPPY NEW YEAR
[Treble^] 4
[Treble^] 3
[Treble^] 2
[Treble^] 1
*** Wedge has quit IRC (HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!)
* Snipe is long gone
* Treble^ explodes on the level of nuclear blast.
* Lt_Lou gets back on his hoverboard and zooms off
* Archon died
* Snipe dives out a window and lands on the ground, using the building as a shield
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *was running, but is probably too late*
* Biggs hides under thick sheets of rock-rubble
* Lt_Lou zooms next to Snipe just before the blast hits
*** Treble^ is now known as Bass^
[Snipe] I hate reploids, Lou.
* Bass^ laughs evilly off int the distance
[Bass^] That was only one Treble.
* Biggs jumps out
[Biggs] Well damn, we'll kill all of them, then!
[SOUND]
*** DeathStar has joined #taw
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeathStar
[Lt_Lou] Agree, how are we supposed to take these things... I'm almost out of regular grenades and they don't seem to be doing anything
* DeathStar flips off a roof
* DeathStar lands on the ground
* Bass^ sends a transmission, untracable from far-away.
[Snipe] What?
[Bass^] you have met me once. I shalll return.
[Bass^] willy's legacy shall return.
* DeathStar looks at where Bass stands, frowning
[Biggs] You're kidding me.. geeze, *looks at Snipe* I thought you said there was only one of them!
* Lt_Lou gets back on his hoverboard
[Snipe] Hey, the reading said there was only one reploid.  *looks at Death Star* Who's he?
* Bass^ calls TReble gent 2
[Lt_Lou] Not sure, sir
* Snipe scans him
[Biggs] A dead reploids. that who.
* Bass^ combines once more.
[Snipe] He's a reploid too?
* Biggs shoots at DS
* DeathStar deflects the plast with his sabre
[DeathStar] You foolish CorSec members should leave while you still can
[Biggs] Well, look at him! He's wearing reploid armor!
[Snipe] Excuuuuse me.
* Snipe charges his rifle.
* Bass^ appears once more but now he is red and gold, him and Treble ahving used the Novaenhancement..
* Lt_Lou charges his rifle as well
*** Bass^ is now known as Novablade
[Snipe] I think Bass is more of a concern than this newcomer.
[Novablade] You didn't even dent my armor.
* DeathStar teleports
[Snipe] You can kiss my ass.  What are you up to, Reploid!?
[Novablade] REstoring the legacy.
[Snipe] What legacy?
[Novablade] The legacy of my master.
[Snipe] What master?
* Lt_Lou hovers into the air, reading a HE mine
[Novablade] Don't you know of my history worthless human?
[Snipe] ...should I/
[Snipe] Biggs, you know this guy?
[Novablade] Well the Reploid Zero was nothing compared to me of Wily's creations.
[Snipe] Wily?
[Snipe] ...I knew I should have studied history more.
[Snipe] Okay, guys, lets get him.
[Lt_Lou] This guy isn't even a reploid, he's one of those outdated robots
[Snipe] Hey, that's right.
* Snipe slings his rifle over his shoulder
[Snipe] Well, mission accomplished.
[Novablade] Not even. This is me in the glorious recreation made after Zero...taht pathetic fool.
[Snipe] Say, Lou, can I borrow your headset?
* Novablade gets ready for the blast.
[Lt_Lou] Sure
* Lt_Lou lands and passes Snipe his headset
* Snipe puts it on and begins to whisper into it.
* Novablade is noowhere to be found.
[Snipe] Thanks, Lou.
* Snipe hands him the headset back
* Archon begins to exit what remains of the base. He is still alive.
* Snipe uses his scanner to see if he's a reploid
* Archon doesn't seem to bea reploid.
[Archon] Excuse me. I am agent archon of the Corlaxiolon Empire.
[Snipe] ....what?
* Lt_Lou stares in confusion at Archon
* Snipe looks at Lou
[Snipe] Who's this nutball/
[Lt_Lou] Don't know
[Archon] I have come to this dirtbasket you calla  planet in search of a fugitive.
[Lt_Lou] Look, there's a battle going on, just get out of the way
[Archon] Shutup. Doon't make me clock you.
[Snipe] ...that's nice....you go look for your fugitive.
* Snipe waves Archon off
[Snipe] Alright, Lou, lets find this Bass fellow.
[Archon] do you know of the one they call nova?
[Snipe] No.
[Archon] I recreated the greatest robot ever created named Bass as a reploid in order to find this nova.
[Snipe] ...you created...a reploid?
[Snipe] Lou, handcuff him.
[Archon] don't you dare? His assistance was needed.
[Archon] He lost his mind though.
[Snipe] Yeah, yeah, on this dirtbasket, creating a reploid is dealt with in death.
* Lt_Lou pulls out a set of cuffs and steps of his board toward Archon
[Snipe] We'll lock you up and go chase your creation down.
[Archon] you petty humans can't destroy me.
[Snipe] That's what they all say.
* Lt_Lou places the cuffs on Archon
* Archon makes the cuffs disappear.
[Snipe] ....
[Snipe] Okay, he's pissing me off.
* Snipe pulls out his rifle and aims it at his head
*** Hikaryuu has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* Snipe fires
* Archon laughs.
[Biggs] NRP: BRB
* Archon isn't there but instead 30 feet away.
[Snipe] ...
* Snipe looks at Lou
* Lt_Lou shrugs
[Snipe] What do you think we should do?  Fight this looney and his creation or just go home?
[Archon] Advanced teleportation technology human.
[Biggs] NRP: Back.
[Biggs] .. Go home?
[Snipe] Yeah, home's good.
* Snipe puts up the rifle
[Snipe] Besides, we need to report to General Cran about what happened today.
[Lt_Lou] What should we put on the report?
* Archon appears to be made out of a white metallic substance. He appears almost human beyond that. He has a golden trim and gold hair. Real gold.
[Biggs] Put they had a really big gun.
[Snipe] And they had a lot of exploding reploid dogs.
[Archon] Don't you leave?
* Lt_Lou begins backing away from Archon and puts his explosive saftly back in his belt
[Archon] i'm taking you abck to my planet.
* Snipe starts to walk off
[Biggs] ...... No?
[Snipe] Yeah yeah.
* Biggs walks off
* Archon summons a huge warp taht sucks them in.
* Archon realxes being back on his ship them being in the prison.
[Snipe] ....*crosses arms and looks around the cell* This guy is really starting to piss me off.
* Lt_Lou grabs a wall to keep from being pulled in
[Archon] Maybe I should let them go?
[Biggs] .....
* Archon lets them all go.
[Snipe] NRP: *has no idea what this session is about anymore, since it's soooooo steered away from what he intended*
* Archon sflies off.
*** Alicia has quit IRC (BRB)
* Snipe lands on the ground
[Snipe] ...okay, he's REALLY pissing me off now.
[Biggs] Damn right, like we give a damn about any interplanetary crap.
[Lt_Lou] Where'd you guys go?
* Biggs starts off
* Snipe stands up and dusts himself off, walking off
[Novablade] I'm right here.
* Snipe stops
[Snipe] What?
* Snipe looks at Lou
[Snipe] You say something?
[Novablade] The name is Nova
* Snipe looks at Biggs
[Snipe] I thought you were Biggs.
[Biggs] I
[Biggs] 'm Biggs.
[Snipe] Then why'd you say you were Nova?
* Lt_Lou looks around
[Biggs] I'm happy.
* Snipe lowly begins to draw his rifle and aims it at Novablade
[Snipe] Boo.
* Biggs walks
[Lt_Lou] Uh, guys, our robot is back
[Snipe] You know the drill.  Take it down.
[Biggs] Dammit! Go away already! *shoots at Nova*
* Snipe fires
[Novablade] I took over this body to get away from that ARchon guy.
[Snipe] You're a reploid.  Under the laws of CorSec, prepare to be retired.
* Lt_Lou jumps back on his hoverboard and zooms toward Novablade
[Biggs] Do I LOOK like I care, 'Nova'? *shoots at him*
[Novablade] I'm no longer classified reploid. i'm a robot body under the controll of alien intelligence. MY normal core has been stripped of freewill.
* Snipe stops
[Snipe] Fine!
[Snipe] I don't care!
* Lt_Lou shoots by Novablade, and he sticks a micro-nuke mine onto Novablade's back
* Snipe puts his rifle up and walks off
[Biggs] ...Meh. *shoots Nova once or twice more anyway before walking off*
* Novablade shoost out the mine from his back.
* Lt_Lou the mine explodes
[Snipe] This entire day has been one really .... fucked up day.
* Novablade explodes.
[Lt_Lou] Don't shoot at explosives
[Snipe] !?
* Snipe looks behind him
[Snipe] You killed an alien, Lou.
* Biggs glances at Snipe
*** Novablade is now known as Nova
* Lt_Lou hovers back next to Snipe
* Nova a big red energy entity.
[Biggs] Fubar, really. *keeps walking*
[Snipe] ....Uh....guys]/
* Snipe points
* Biggs glances at Nova
* Biggs chucks a rock at Nova
[Snipe] It's an alien parasite.
[Lt_Lou] I thought you said, it shouldn't matter what they say, we still retire them
[Snipe] ....hey, you're right, Lou
[Nova] which of yous hall I posess now?
* Snipe pulls out his rifle and fires at Nova
* Nova grows bigger.
[Snipe] ...
[Snipe] I hate my life.
* Biggs chucks a big rock at Nova's head
* Nova goes into snipe lierally and tries to posess him.
* Lt_Lou sighs and tosses and EMP grenade at the energy
* Snipe falls to his knees
[Snipe] Da---dammit
[Biggs] ...Damn, everyone picks on Snipe.
[Biggs] ..... You know, I could knock you out before he gets control of you?
* Lt_Lou grabs Snipe and tries to pull him away
* Nova gets a grip of Snipe's consciousness.
[Snipe] To---too late.
[Biggs] Meh.
[Nova] [I think i'll hide her for now.]
* DeathStar teleports in and slashes Snipe in half
[Nova] Damn you!
[Biggs] ..... DAMN DUDE!
*** Alicia has joined #TAW
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Alicia
* Lt_Lou leaps out of the way
* Snipe falls down in two pieces
[DeathStar] Time for you to leave, Nova.
[Biggs] That's like.... wow,  my first day in this team and you guys killed the boss.. DUDE!
[Nova] Alright. Our work is done.
* Lt_Lou looks at Biggs and Wedge
* DeathStar looks at Biggs
* Nova leaves and goes to his core ship.
[Lt_Lou] How about we go home and leave the alien mess out of the report?
* DeathStar sneaks off
[Biggs] Good deal.
[Biggs] I'll need a hard drink after this... *grabs Snipe's wallet*
[Biggs] Not like he'll need this..
*** Nova is now known as Bass^
[Snipe] NRP: *is laughing so hard he can't breathe*
[Bass^] Good thing I transferred my consciousness to this backup body.
[Lt_Lou] [COM] Base, Commander Snipe was just killed by the target before we finished him
[Biggs] WHY BASS!? WE ONLY WANT TO LEAVE!!!
* DeathStar is still sneaking off
[DeathStar] YOU IDIOT!  HE WANTS TO KILL YOU!
* Bass^ looks at Deathstar. "Thanks for helping out."
[DeathStar] Oh, sure, no problem
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] *'s pendant glows... much like Marle's*
* Biggs chucks a rock at DS
[Snipe] Comm: He's dead?  .... okay, Lou, you're the new leader
* Bass^ laughs.
* DeathStar grabs the rock
[Biggs] You killed Bossman, kill this joker too! Come on!
[DeathStar] But we're both reploids.  Why would I?
[Biggs] .. He's evil?
[DeathStar] And you're not?
[Biggs] Nah, I just wanna save up enough to ask this girl to marry me.. at this rate I'll have to wait untill next month.
[Bass^] How ould you know anything about me? The whole time nova had controll.
[DeathStar] You know, Bass, they job IS to retire us.
[DeathStar] their
[Biggs] Bass: This mug here just told us you were out to kill us?
[Bass^] Well we can't let that happen.
[DeathStar] Of course we can't.
* DeathStar pulls out his saber
* Biggs throws down his gun
[Biggs] Fuck it!
[DeathStar] ...
* DeathStar looks at the gun
* Biggs drops his tool
[Biggs] I'm going back to accounting!
* Lt_Lou gets tired of this converstation
* Biggs storms off
[DeathStar] ...
[DeathStar] Okay, lets kill him then. *points at Lou*
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* Lt_Lou grins
* Bass^ shoots Lou with a missile.
* Lt_Lou hovers out of the way
* DeathStar runs at Lou and slashes
[Bass^] Damn I just got 3 nukes left.
* Lt_Lou tosses a micronuke mine at Bass and hovers above DS
[Snipe] NRP: I really had an emotional session planned ... but this became a comic, goof off session
* DeathStar slashes at him wildly
* Lt_Lou hovers out of the blast radius and detonates the mine
* Biggs sits on a rock, watching them all fight
[Lt_Lou] Too slow...
* Bass^ shoots a particle decellarator beam at Lou
[Biggs] ....Sweeeet. And I didn't even have to pay admission.
* Lt_Lou sends his hoverboard out of the way
* DeathStar sits down next to Biggs, watching
[Lt_Lou] Biggs! Get back in her and help me
[Biggs] M&M? *offers his bag to DS*
[Alicia] 5[4Hotaru5] . o O (Hey, I *DIED*!!!!)
[DeathStar] Thanks.  *takes one*
* DeathStar hands him a sprite
[Biggs] Woo.
[Alicia] (Umm... make that OOC anyway.)
* Biggs chucks a rock at Lou
* Lt_Lou toss another mine down on Bass's head
* Bass^ Treble sneaks up and attacks Lou
[Biggs] I'm not gonna help! I'm watching!
[DeathStar] I got 2 bucks on the dog.
* Lt_Lou is knocked off his hoverboard
* Bass^ and Treble combine into one massive Maverick
[Biggs] I'll see your bet, and raise you Snipe's wallet on the fish named guy.
* Lt_Lou detonates the micronuke mine on Bass's head
[DeathStar] I'll see your raise and throw in 2 sprites.,
* Bass^ laughs as he rises a forcefield
* Lt_Lou runs and grabs his hoverboard
* Bass^ farts at Lou
* Snipe bleeds
[Bass^] NRP:energy fart
[Biggs] ...Spew.
* Lt_Lou jumps on his hoverboard and flies out of the way
* Bass^ [ Treble] roars out a plasma beam from his mouth at vicious indeed.]
[DeathStar] Airplanes: *come flying in, the bomb squad Snipe called, and they blow up the entire area*
* Bass^ still stands
[Lt_Lou] [COM] heads for cover, using his hoverboard to stay out of the way
* Lt_Lou heads for cover, using his hoverboard to stay out of the way
* DeathStar sits there, drinking a sprite
* Biggs cheers on Bass
[Lt_Lou] [COM] The reploid's still standing
[Biggs] Whooo! Go Fish-man! 
[DeathStar] Airplanes: *fly by again and fire 45 missiles at Bass*
* Bass^ laughs
* Biggs watches Bass
* Bass^ charges at Lou , both of my beam sabers slashing.
[Biggs] ...... Still want that bet?
[DeathStar] Well, this fight could last for days.
[DeathStar] Airplanes: *drop boulders on Bass*
* Lt_Lou hovers over by DS
[Biggs] .. Let's go catch a movie.
* Bass^ picks up boulders and throws them at Lou
[DeathStar] Yeah, I'm up for that.
[Bass^] HEy wait for me...
[Biggs] Seen Jaws 13?
* DeathStar whistles as he walks towards the city
[Bass^] We can finish this later.
[DeathStar] Nah, reploid are usually thrown out of movies and retired.
* Lt_Lou tosses an EMP grenade at Bass's forcefield
[Biggs] ... Bah, just go "BOO!" at them. It works.
* DeathStar looks at Lou
[DeathStar] BOO!
* Bass^ laughs it actuallya dding power because the forcefield godmodes.
* Lt_Lou hovers down next to Biggs
[Snipe] Session Ends, thankfully, because my head hurts