Random Ages: Impact 2

Battle 10: Master Tsung Strikes

[GM] Time Chart: 2 seconds later
[GM] Location: Skyhook
[SOUND]
[Slash] NRP Crank er up a notch hey?
[GM] Death Star: *is off to the side, a whole blown completely through him in the chest*
* Slash looks at teh scanner readings
[Dominator] What've we got, Slash?
[GM] Double: *lays on the ground, struggling to take in air, a wound in his gut*
[Slash] A shitload of guys.  What else?
* Dominator shrugs, "Great."
[Slash] Tend to double... I'm going to see if we cant get a few more cannons running on this hunk of scrap metal..
* Slash types a few keys
[GM] *Skyhook shudders again*
* X1 leans with his head against a wall]
* Dominator moves over to Double and checks him out
[GM] Double: *gasps*
[GM] Double: Beware...Tsung...
* Slash continues working, trying to bring some cannons online
[Wiendigo] NRP: Beware...Shang Tsung!
[Dominator] Hang on, Double... *heals with Silver Crystal*
[GM] Skyhook: *shakes again, everything going offline*
[GM] Double: *makes a rasping sound* Too late for me....
[Slash] Uhh... I think its time for an exit.
[Dominator] It's never too late, Double...
[GM] Double: ... it's too late!
* Slash glances back
* Wiendigo motions to DS
* Dominator glances at Slash
[Wiendigo] Was for him.
[Slash] Its quite too late... *looks out the window*
[Garland] NRP: BEB...
[Garland] NRP: BRB...
[Slash] NRP: err.. starport..
* Dominator looks out as well
[Slash] Guess who's coming to town...
[GM] GM: *nothing can be seen*
[Dominator] Double... What about Tsung...?
[GM] Double: ...
[Slash] NRP: I have really really.. uhh.. good vision.... or i'm on crack.. one of the two.. guess which..
[Dominator] It doesn't look like I'm going to be able to heal him... at least not now...
* /msg: insufficient parameters
[SOUND]
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[GM] Skyhook: *Begins to tilt*
[Dominator] Whoa!
[Slash] But I do suggest we commence operation RUN LIKE HELL
[GM] Skyhook: *begins to fall towards the Earth*
[Sliver] Comm] Greatingsss, what'sss going on there?
[Dominator] Good idea. *picks up Double, wincing as his right shoulder protests painfully* I'll get him...
[Wiendigo] You do that.
[GM] Double: *is dead weight and not breathing*
[Dominator] Double...!
[Slash] Comm:  We've got troubles... The hook is falling out of orbit.. Its going to make a big splat when it hits... we need out NOW.
[Dominator] Dammit... *tries to heal him again*
[Wiendigo] In the mean time, abadon-fucking-ship!
[Slash] Dom, He's DEAD.  Lets get the hell out of here
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* Dominator looks at Double, then Slash, like he's going to protest, but after a moment sighs and puts Double down
[Dominator] Let's go...
[GM] Lock: *raises head* Ha ha ha....when Skyhook plummets into Earth, it'll be an everlasting winter on Earth when the core explodes.
[Wiendigo] Slash, there any self-detonation sequences?
[Slash] We've gotta eject the core..... *kicks Lock in the head*
[GM] Skyhook: *picks up speed, the heat shields locking up*
[Slash] Everything is offline.
[GM] Lock: *falls over*
[Dominator] Right... but how?
[Slash] Good old firepower.
* Sliver scans tries to put a tractor beam on the Skyhook to slow it down
[GM] *out the viewport a second station can be seen*
[Dominator] Let's do it then
[Dominator] What the?
* X1 looks over
[X1] Uh...what's that?
[Slash] What in the hell is that?
[Dominator] We don't have time to worry about it yet... we have to tend to that core
[GM] Lock: *lifts head* That's Eden...we couldn't take it over...defenses too strong.  It keeps playing some message...over and over..
[Dominator] *turns to Lock* What message?
[Slash] Comm:  Sliver, are you picking up that message?
[GM] Lock: *sneers* Like I'll...tell you...
* Slash picks up lock
[Wiendigo] ...Didn't I kill you already?
[SOUND]
[Sliver] Let me ssswitch frequenciessss
[Slash] I'm not a happy reploid.  Tell me and I wont hurt you much.
[GM] Lock: Go...to....hell.
* Slash grins
* Sliver tries to pick up the message
[Slash] Been there.  Done that. *bashes Locks face into teh wall*
[Slash] Would you like to try saying that again?
[GM] Lock: Go fuck off.
* Slash knees lock in the groin, and pulls out his sabre
* Sliver forwards the what he picks up to the Skyhook
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[Slash] We can try to keep this up all night.
* X1 puts his hand on Slash's shoulder
[Slash] I'll let Wiendigo take over from here. *grins an evil evil grin*
[X1] You're not going to get anytihng out of him that way.
[Dominator] Comm: Sliver, did you pick it up yet?
[GM] Skyhook: *begins to heat up*
[Dominator] Damn... There's no time to waste, come on!
[Slash] Screw him.  Lets find the core
* Slash dashes off
[GM] Skyhook: *goes into a spin and falls downward*
* Dominator dashes right behind Slash
* Wiendigo follows
[GM] Lock: *laughs, blood falling out of his mouth and nose*
* X1 stays behind, watching out the port
* Slash tries to keep his balance, moving as fast as he can toward the engineering core.
[Sliver] Comm: "~~~~~~Testing....~~~~~~~Is th~~~ ~~~~ing? ~~~~~~~~ Testing? Is this thing working? Ah, yes, it is...let me adjust the hologram recorded a bit more....... There....now that static haze in my voice is gone, I can now begin about "Eden". Now, while it's now really Eden itself, as in the Bible, it's a super powered Space Station. I've built it for the use of good....this station can defend itself against any weapon of this day, but in the past i
[GM] Lock: *Stands up weakly*
[GM] Lock: Fools...*Walks over to the controls and powers up one computer with his energy*
[Sliver] Comm: I went to send it back in the year 2144 when the White Shiled and the Maverick Hunters, along with other groups fac~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. I hope it reaches them safely. Eden will be for them both, where they can set up a powerful HQ. I know this will change the future, hopefully, since they lose and the aliens have destroyed all the planets in the universe......I've worked in secert for years in a place they cant access....but still....t
* Dominator rubs his shoulder as he tries to move as fast as possible
* X1 decks Lock
[X1] Stay down.
[Sliver] Comm: Eden will hopefully change the future.....yet can you change the future? Is it possible? That I do not know....no future is set, it's what you make it....but I still doubt. My father was in the Maverick Hunters....I'm still proud of him. He went out in a blaze of glory. Maybe he'll live with Eden and still be around now....I do not know. As I said, the Station Eden is going to go through a vortex time portal into the past...the year 2144....I
[GM] Lock: *stands there and slaps X1 across the room* Join your dead friend.
[Slash] Comm:  Sliver, think you can get on that sucker?
* X1 gets to his feet
[Sliver] Comm: godspeed. This is John ~~~~~~~~~~~ signing off....." 
[GM] Lock: *hits a button and the inner defenses attack the other on Skyhook*
[Sliver] It want's DS's voice code
* X1 rams all of his weight into Lock
[Slash] SHIT....
[GM] Lock: Ugh!  *slams into the viewport*
[Sliver] Comm: Do we have and recordingssss?
[Slash] We need DS's voice...
* X1 slams Lock's head agains the port
[Slash] Comm:  X1 are you around?
[GM] Lock: *gags in pain*
[GM] Inner Defenses: *blast at Slash, Wien, and dom*
[X1] Comm: little...BUSY here!
[SOUND]
* Wiendigo absorbs the blasts
* Slash spins around, deflecting one into a wall
[GM] Lock: *Stands up*
* Slash fires a stun dart at the defence
[GM] Lock: *reaches for a red flashing button*
[Dominator] Whoa! *narrowly ducks a blast and draws Rune Sword to absorb others*
* X1 grabs Lock's arm
* Sliver continues trying to tractor Skyhook for a lighter landing
[GM] Lock: Let...go!
[X1] Don't even think aout it.
[GM] Skyhook: *gains speed*
[Slash] Come on!  
* X1 throws Lock back
* Slash rushes forward, ignoring the cannons
* Dominator runs faster
[GM] Lock: *slides across the ground*
[GM] Skyhook: *enters the atmosphere, shaking even more*
* X1 walks over to DS' body and slowly picks up his sword
* Dominator concentrates entirely on speed, knowing that Skyhook crashing would be worse than getting hit by the cannon
[GM] Lock: *stands up again*
[Dominator] (cannons)
* Sliver sets Data Prime to search through Skyhook's records for a match of DS's access
* Slash reaches the core, looking around
[Slash] There should be manual releases somewhere..
* Dominator looks around as well
[Dominator] Come on... come on... somewhere
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[X1] By nature, I am not a creation of conflict.
[GM] *Sliver finds some logs with DS' voice on them*
[GM] Lock: That's a shame.  I am.
[X1] You force me to change that nature.
[GM] Core: *glows*
[Slash] WIEN!  Over there! *points at one ring*
[GM] Lock: Got some spunk left in you, eh?  *forms a spike*
[Slash] Dom, the one to the right of it
* Wiendigo grabs the ring
* Slash grabs teh third ring
* Sliver sends the logs over to Eden as he drops his tractor beam and flies there
* Dominator grabs the one Slash indicated to him
[Slash] On the count of three PULL and twist!
[GM] Eden: *shuts down it's defenses and opens up for Sliver*
[Slash] One......
[Slash] Two....
[Slash] THREE!
[GM] Skyhook: *shakes, breaking one of the rings*
* Dominator pulls his ring
* Wiendigo pulls and twists
* Dominator twists
* Slash yanks on his and twists it, hearing a soft snick
[GM] Core: *Remains unphased*
* Sliver docks onboard
[Slash] Three more to go
[X1] I've got enough left to take you down for good, monster
[Dominator] Let's do it then
[Slash] I hope this is right...
[GM] Lock: *runs at x1* DIE!
[Dominator] So do I...
* Slash looks around for the other three
[GM] Skyhook: *goes into a total freefall, having left the atmosphere*
* X1 twirls the sword and spins as Lock runs by, slashing him across the gut
[Slash] *glances up* Up top Can you see any up there?
[GM] Lock: *stands there, glances back, then falls into two halves*
[X1] ...After you.
* Dominator keeps looking
[Sliver] Eden, thissss isss Ssssilver, can you transsfer full command to me?
[GM] Eden: *transfers command*
[SOUND]
[Slash] Comm:  Sliver, you good to go yet?
* Slash continues searching
* X1 drops the sword, then falls to his hands and knees
[Sliver] Comm: Yesss, Sssir
[Slash] Comm:  Then Blow this thing out of the air.
[GM] Skyhook: *Breaks into two halves*
[Slash] Comm: X1, Evacuate NOW.
[Sliver] Comm: You guysss off?
[Slash] Comm:  Just fire. we'll get out somehow.
* Slash forms a warp portal
* Dominator glances at Slash
* Wiendigo mockingly salute
[Slash] Whats the lives of four people compared to everyone on earth?
[Sliver] Eden, open fire on Sssskyhook once no sssentient lifeformsss remain aboard
[Dominator] Point taken...
[GM] Eden: *charges it's blasters*
* Wiendigo dives out a whole
[GM] Skyhook: *is nearing impact in 10 seconds*
[Wiendigo] (hole, even)
[GM] *9*
* Dominator dives into the portal
[GM] *8*
[GM] *7*
* Slash steps in
[GM] *6*
[GM] *5*
[X1] Goodbye, chief...
[GM] *4*
[Slash] Comm:  X1 answer me!
[Sliver] Fire if nesssasssary to prevent impact
[GM] *3*
[GM] Eden: *Fires*
[GM] *2*
* X1 vanishes
* Slash closes the portal
[GM] *1*
* Slash appears on the ground next to Dom, skidding to a stop
[GM] Skyhook: *explodes before impact from Eden's ray, causing a massive shockwave*
* Dominator hits the ground on the other side, and groans as his wounded shoulder hits the floor
[Dominator] Remind...me...not to...dive... next time
* Slash then gets blown back from the shockwave
* Wiendigo hovers down
* Slash lands a few hundred feet further away, armor charred
[Slash] Fine.. Remind me never to stand in teh way of a shockwave.
[Dominator] Oof! *force shield absorbs most of the damage, but he is knocked backwards*
[Sliver] Comm: You guysss need any more help?
[GM] Slasher comm: Hey, guys?  You read me?
[Slash] Comm:  Nice work Sliver.  Send something to pick us up. 
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[Slash] Comm:  Yes we read you Slasher... whats up?
[Slash] NRP: WB
[Sliver] Eden, can you launch a sssshuttle to pick them up?
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[GM] Slasher comm: I'm picking up some sort of major power source in space.  Even AFTER Skyhook's destruction.  Something's still up there.
[GM] Eden: *launches shuttles
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[Slash] Comm:  Hmm... I wonder what it could be..
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[Dominator] Besides that Eden station?
[GM] Slasher comm: What I'm picking up....is alive.
* Slash blinks
[Slash] Comm:  Alive you say..?
[Sliver] Eden, what are they picking up?
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[GM] Eden: Tsung.  Emperor Tsung.
*** Novablade is now known as Silverblade
[Sliver] Who'sss that?
[Slash] Comm:  Sliver, you know what it is??  You are up there..
[Dominator] Beware of Tsung... Double said
[GM] Eden: The leader of the alien forces.
[Wiendigo] Just what we fuckin' need.
[Sliver] Comm: Eden ssssaysss it'sss Emperor Tsssung
[Sliver] Eden, where are thossse ssssuttles?
[Slash] Wien... this is going to be the least of our troubles...
[GM] Shuttle: *lands by the team*
* Slash steps aboard
[GM] Eden: Earth.
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* Wiendigo gets on
[Slash] Comm:  We'll be up as fast as these suckers can get us up there.  Can you give me authorization for accessing systems?
[Wiendigo] The leader of the alien forces is giving off huge ass energy levels, and you're saying that's the least of our troubles?
[Sliver] Reactivate full defensssesss once they're back aboard
*** GM is now known as EmperorTsung
* Dominator gets on the shutle
[Slash] If thats just one guy, think of what his fleet will be like.
[EmperorTsung] Shuttle: *takes off into space*
* EmperorTsung shimmers into view in space, around 1,000 feet tall, blocking the shuttle's path to Eden
[Sliver] Protect that ssshuttle
[Slash] Shit...
[SOUND]
[Slash] Comm: Can you give me manual control... please..?
* EmperorTsung forms a sword and slashes the shuttle in half
[Wiendigo] He's the leader, dumbass. Of COURSE he's going to be the best of them all.
[EmperorTsung] Eden: *opens fire on Tsung*
[Wiendigo] ...Like THAT!
[Sliver] Can you trasssport them aboard?
[Slash] ... holy shit..
* EmperorTsung slashes Eden in half
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[EmperorTsung] Shuttle: *breaks into two, leaving them in space*
* Sliver dives aboard Data Prime
[EmperorTsung] Eden: *shorts out*
[Slash] Computer, manual control now!
[EmperorTsung] Shuttle: *is dead...*
[Dominator] Whoa!
* EmperorTsung turns to the floating Hunters in space
* Sliver tries to transport them aboard Data Prime
[Slash] ... Hold on to your asses.. this is going to get rough...
* EmperorTsung slashes at Slash
[Wiendigo] Rock paper scissors?
* Slash winces and tries to block with his sabre
* EmperorTsung knocks slash off into space, though his sabre stops his sword
* EmperorTsung slashes downward at Wiendigo
* Dominator blasts at Emperor Tsung with Thunder bolt
* Sliver checks to see what still works on Eden
[EmperorTsung] Eden: *self-destruct sequences is working*
* EmperorTsung takes the blast and turns to Dom
* Slash flies past the emporor, firing darts while hurtling out of range
[Sliver] Comm: Keep him busssy
* Wiendigo tackles ET from behind
* EmperorTsung finishes slashing downward at Wiendigo and raises his other hand, firing off a blast at Dom
* Sliver undock from Eden and ssstartsss tractoring it towards Tsung
* Dominator teleports to dodge and appears behind Tsung, slashing with Rune Sword
* Slash opens a warp and flies into it, flying into the emporers eyes
* Sliver activates the self-destruct for impact
* Slash pokes at them with his sabre
* EmperorTsung flickers and reappears from the mall
[EmperorTsung] NRP: All too
[Slash] NRP:  What was he shopping for/
* EmperorTsung cups his hands together and fires off three rings
* Slash winces
[SOUND]
[EmperorTsung] GM: *each ring is 500 feet wide*
* Wiendigo flies through the ring
* Sliver retargets the stations at Tsung
[Slash] NRP: and empty in the middle.
* Slash warps into the middle of each ring
* Dominator avoids getting hit by a ring, blasting
* EmperorTsung raises his right hand at the sun
* EmperorTsung fires a blast straight at the sun
* Wiendigo hurls his sword at Tsung's arm
[Slash] SHIT
* Sliver fires a missile at the blast
* EmperorTsung watchers the puny sword imbed itself in his armor
* Dominator blasts at the blast heading to the sun
[Dominator] I think... we've in a hell of a lot of trouble
[EmperorTsung] Blast: *takes all the hits and keeps going, though at a slow rate*
[Slash] Comm:  Sorry boys.. Good luck...... I've gotta stop this sucker.  Slash out.
[Dominator] (we're)
* Wiendigo smirks as a few mmgs fall of the handle onto Tsung
* Sliver accellerates Eden towards Tsung, while firing more missiles at the blast
* Slash warps 500 km in front of the blast, and fires everythign he has it
[Slash] NRP at it
[EmperorTsung] Blast: *keeps going at slash, but begins to glow, about to explode*
[EmperorTsung] ARGH!
* EmperorTsung begins to glow
* Sliver fires a few more lasers at the blast
[Slash] NYORGA!!! *continues blasting it*
* Wiendigo fires his rocker and flying uppercuts Tsung
[EmperorTsung] Blast: *Explodes, engulfing Slash and blowing up Venus*
[Dominator] Slash!
* EmperorTsung grabs wiendigo between two of his fingers
* Slash was quite vaporized
* Sliver goes back to directing Eden by tractor
[SOUND]
* Dominator looks back at Tsung
[Garland] NRP: Just can't let poor slash survive in any reality, can you...?
* Wiendigo shoves more mmgs into Tsungs face
[Dominator] NRP: Eviiiil GM
* EmperorTsung crushes Wiendigo between his fingers
[Sliver] NRP: How long until Eden hits Tsung?
[Slash] NRP:  Just you wait till you read my RA fic.  Hee hee Right DS?
[Wiendigo] RAAAAGGHHH!
[Dominator] Wiendigo!
[EmperorTsung] Eden: *Rams into Tsung and self-destructs*
[EmperorTsung] NRP: Hee hee, right.
* Dominator shields his eyes and flies back
* EmperorTsung is engulfed in an explosion
* Sliver tries to beam anybody out
* Dominator hopefully gets beamed out
*** EmperorTsung is now known as GM
[Wiendigo] NRP: Finally my mp3 file icons switch over...
[GM] *Dom and what's left of Wien is beamed out*
[Garland] NRP: Told you it takes a bit.
[Wiendigo] NRP: It's always been instant before
[GM] NRP: Nyuck nyuck!
* Sliver puts Wiendigo in the regenarator
* Wiendigo punches through the regenerator and stumbles out
[Slash] NRP: *plots evil evil evil... stuff happening in his fanfic*
[Wiendigo] Don't need...no damn...'geerator...
[Dominator] Wiendigo...
* Wiendigo grabs the wall
[GM] *all is calm in space now*
* Dominator looks over to where Tsung was
[Slash] NRP: [Slash's stray atoms] Uhh.. hello?  Help us..  Please..?
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[Wiendigo] NRP: Pull a Cell!
[GM] *venus floats in space, destroyed*
[Sliver] Data Prime, gasss Wiendigo
[Dominator] Slash... Death Star... Double... There alll dead and more with them... *sighs* But still... We've won... The Earth is saved...
* Wiendigo throws up his Shadow Shield
[Slash] NRP: Then the really big ships arrive.
[GM] NRP: Then the kicker arrives...Tsung is alive.
[Slash] NRP: LOL
* Dominator rubs his shoulder and heals it some with Silver Crystal, finally having a moment to spare
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[SOUND]
[GM] Slasher comm: Hello?  Anyone read me?
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* Sliver hissses and goes back to piloting, scanning space for any signs
[Wiendigo] *coughs* No..
[Sliver] Comm: Got you?
[GM] Slasher comm: Well, I was curious, was everyone a success?
[Dominator] Comm: It was... but not wihtout losses
[Dominator] (without...)
[Sliver] Comm: Yesss, you could sssay that
[GM] Slasher comm:  Well, Earth's saved.  No more need for the Hunters, eh?
[Slash] NRP: He'd be.. at least somewhat saddened by the loss of slash..
[GM] NRP: He doesn't know you're dead.
[Slash] NRP: Or at least asking where he kept his stereo..
[Sliver] Comm: If ssso, I'll be headed back home to Huntressss
* Sliver turns to Dom and Wienbag
[GM] Slasher comm: I think I'll open up a coffee shop
[Dominator] Comm: Maybe, if we're that lucky... I have to tell you, Slasher, but... Slash didn't make it... He died to help us defeat Emperor Tsung...
[Slash] NRP: *50 years later*  Slasher]  Where's slash?  I havent seen him around for 50 years.. [dom] uhh... err... umm.... He's dead..
[GM] Slasher comm: W-What?
[Sliver] Anything left to do?
[Dominator] Comm: I'm sorry...
[GM] Slasher comm: ... it's okay...
[Dominator] *turns to Sliver* Well, let's make sure nothing's left in space here...
[SOUND]
[Wiendigo] Mak-*hacks up battery acid*
* Sliver runs a few more scans of space
*** GM is now known as EmperorTsung
[Slash] NRP: [Atoms of Slash] WAIT!  I'm here!!
[EmperorTsung] *Grips Data Prime in his massive fist*
* EmperorTsung has been blown in half and is losing blood into space
[Sliver] *swears untranslatably*
* X1 floats behind Tsung
[Dominator] Whoa!
* EmperorTsung begins to crush Data Prime
* X1 shoves DS' sword into the back of Tsung's head
* EmperorTsung blinks a few times
* Sliver sets Data Prime to mimic the sun blaster weapon (At lower power of course) and fires
* EmperorTsung takes the hit
[EmperorTsung] ...arrghh
* EmperorTsung opens his mouth up in pain
* X1 twists the sworsd
[X1] (sword)
[Slash] NRP: Right.. i had the reaper in this one...  my jet... booya..
[Dominator] NRP: Looks like my typo problems tonight are becoming contagious...
[EmperorTsung] NRP: Be afraid
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[EmperorTsung] [I will never die!]
[Slash] NRP: Sera!
[EmperorTsung] [I can...reform myself!]
[EmperorTsung] NRP: Sorry, had to pull a Cell
[Slash] NRP: *hugs*
* EmperorTsung begins to reform his latter body
* Sliver keeps firing, transfering power from the drive system to the weapon
[X1] No, you won't.
[Dominator] We've got to do something fast...
* X1 starts shooting energy out of DS' sword
[EmperorTsung] ARGH
* EmperorTsung opens his mouth up in pain again
* Dominator teleports outside and blasts at Tsung with all he's got, using Helm of Ancients to telepathically attack him too
[Slash] NRP:  shoot him in the mouth.  Duh.
* EmperorTsung punches Dominator and sends him flying into space
[SOUND]
* X1 swings the sword in a blinding, fiery blaze
[Dominator] ARGH!
* EmperorTsung grabs Data Prime again
* Sliver fires at blast at Tsung's head
* EmperorTsung takes the blast in the mouth and roars in pain
* EmperorTsung hunces over
* Sliver activates Comet mode and rams Tsung's hand
* X1 slashes clean through Tsung's neck
* Dominator sparks violently and finally slows himself
* Dominator activates his shielded flight mood and heals some of the damage with Silver Crystal, flying back at Tsung
* Sliver spins the ship at starts comet mode strait toward Tsung's head
[EmperorTsung] Head: *falls off*
* Dominator charges Thunder Bolt and blasts at Tsung's falling head
[EmperorTsung] Head: *catches on fire*
* Sliver fires at Tsung's head
[EmperorTsung] Head: *Explodes*
*** EmperorTsung is now known as EmperorTsungBody
* Dominator turns and blasts at Tsung's remaining body
* EmperorTsungBody keeps reforming
[Dominator] Hurry and destroy it!
* X1 flies into Tsung's mouth
* Sliver switchs off comet mode and fires the Tsung Sun blaster at it
* EmperorTsungBody has no mouth
[X1] NRP: Whoop,s didn't see that
* EmperorTsungBody takes the blow and goes flying towards Earth
* X1 flies down Tsung's neck
[Sliver] Data Prime, ssscan for weaknesssesss
[Dominator] Comm: Sliver, don't let it hit the Earth
[EmperorTsungBody] Scan: None Found.
* X1 hacks his way over to Tsung's heart
[EmperorTsungBody] Heart: *beats*
* Sliver starts tractoring the body, firing non-impact weapons at it
* X1 starts charging the sword
* EmperorTsungBody stops flying towards Earth and heads for the moon
* X1 lets loose all the energy onto Tsung's heart
[EmperorTsungBody] Heart: *Explodes*
* Sliver tries to tractor it away from planetary bodies
* EmperorTsungBody begins to light up
[SOUND]
* X1 keeps letting energy loose
[Dominator] What the...
* EmperorTsungBody flickers and explodes
*** EmperorTsungBody is now known as GM
* Sliver stops the tractor and begins flying away from the body
* Dominator keeps blasting, whether or not it's being effective
* Dominator shields his eyes
* X1 floats in space amonst the chunks and debris, motionless
[Dominator] X1! *flies toward X1*
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* Sliver tries to beam everyone aboard
[GM] *Tsung is really dead...really*
* Dominator flies into the debris and grabs X1 and teleports them both back onto the Data Prime
* X1 starts to stir
[X1] ..D-dom...?
[Sliver] Are we finissshed now?
[Dominator] Yep. *smiles*
[GM] *He's dead...REALLY!*
* Sliver runs another scan of space
* X1 barfs on Dom's boots
* Dominator heals X1 with Silver Crystal
[Wiendigo] ...Yuck...
* Dominator glances down at his boots and groans
* Sliver heads toward Earth
[X1] Urp...sorry...
[Dominator] NRP: Did Wiendigo destroy the regeneration chamber?
[Dominator] Er... that's... okay
[Sliver] NRP: No
[Dominator] It'll come out... Maybe... Here, I'll put you in the regeneration chamber. *lifts him in*
[GM] DS: *isn't there...but if he were, he would be laughing*
[X1] ..wait, wait..
[Dominator] Hmm?
* X1 steps towards Wien
[X1] Wien?
* Wiendigo looks at X1
[Wiendigo] What the hell do you want?
* X1 hands him Ds' sword
[X1] I think you'd take better care of it than I would...
* Dominator looks over to Wiendigo
* Wiendigo takes it
* Sliver as Data Prime enters Earth's atmosphere, Sliver begins running scans for fossils
* Wiendigo mumbles something
[X1] ...What was that?
* Dominator grabs the nearest cloth or something like it and wipes his boots with a vengeance
[Wiendigo] I said...*mumbles*
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[X1] ...Still didn't quite catch that
[GM] Slasher comm: Well, it's a beautiful sunrise coming up....
[GM] Slasher comm: Earth is safe...the birds are singing.  The Mavericks are dead.  The aliens are gone.
[GM] Slasher comm: ... and some mutated monster is running around eating people.
[Wiendigo] ....I FUCKING SAID "THANK YOU", ALRIGHT?!
[Slash] NRP: You sould like a crown royal commercial..
* X1 smirks
[Sliver] Comm: What did you sssay, sssir?
[GM] Slasher comm: I said the birds are singing.  The earth is safe.  The sunrise is beautiful.  There's a mutated monster eating people.  And the mavericks are dead and the aliens gone.
* Dominator grins a bit at Wiendigo's comment
[X1] Uh, Dominator?
[Sliver] Comm: Pleassse clarify on the mutated monssster bit?
[Dominator] Comm: Er, mutated monster?
[GM] Slasher comm:  Yes, yes, you know, Godzilla like.  
[Dominator] ...
[Slash] NRP: Stomping down tokyo.. the usual.
[Dominator] Comm: You're sure?
[GM] Slasher comm: Too bad we don't have some organization to take it out.
[Sliver] Comm: Direct usss and we'll blow it up
[X1] Someone...?
[Dominator] Yeah... let's do that...
[GM] Slasher comm: What, is this a job for the Hunters?
[Dominator] Comm: Um, yes.
* Wiendigo smokes a cigar
[GM] Slasher comm: That mean we have to rebuild our base and search the planet for man-eating monsters?
* Sliver begins flying towards Tokyo and continues his scans for fossils
[Dominator] Comm: Well, only if we know there is a mutated monster...
[X1] ...Guys?
[GM] Slasher comm: This is GREAT.  It'll be just like old times, won't it?
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[GM] Godzilla like monster: *stomps through Tokyo*
[Slash] NRP: Weirdness factor:  low 1         10 High        |
* Sliver locks a missile on to it and fires
[Dominator] Comm: Yeah, pretty great...
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Seraphna
[Hikaryuu] NRP: WB Sera-chan
[Dominator] Comm: If you, uh, think so...
[GM] Monster: *blows up*
[Wiendigo] *chomps on the cigar* Took out a T-Rex single-handedly, I think I can handle this.
[Slash] NRP: WB Sera
[Wiendigo] NRP: Wibbies, Sera!
[GM] Slasher comm: Okay, I have a man-eating 50 foot dog in Asia.
[Seraphna] NRP: *Kicks peer*
[Dominator] Too late... Oh well. They'll be other monsters... Well, hopefully there won't be but...
[Slash] NRP: *dissolves Peer in 6Molar HCL
[X1] ...Okay, if no one's going to listen to me...*begins to fall over*
[Dominator] Comm: 50 foot dog? I'm not sure if that's a job for the Hunters...
[Dominator] Er, what was that, X1?
* X1 starts to fall
[X1] NRP: ...HELLO? CATCH him!
[GM] NRP: ...this is Dom we're talking about here.
* Dominator catches him
[Dominator] NRP: I look away for one second and....
[Slash] NRP: He needed a direct hint.
[Slash] NRP: IE: DO IT NOW.
[GM] NRP: "SAVE ME...BY CATCHING ME.  NOW!"
[GM] Session Ends