Random Ages: Impact 2

Battle 9: Battle Skyhook

[DeathStar] Time Chart: Shortly Thereafter Battle 7 and 8
[DeathStar] Location: Ruins of Post-HQ
*** Ripple is now known as Slash
[Slash] LAG
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[DeathStar] Huh?
* DeathStar looks at Slash from his plans
[DeathStar] Lag?
[Slash] NRP: I request that to be stricken from teh records.
* Slash shrugs
[DeathStar] NRP: Denied, CO.
[Slash] You must be hearing things in your old age.
[Dominator] Tigrax: Designation Slash said designated word "Lag"
[Slash] NRP: DAMN
* Wiendigo rolsl his cigar around in his mouth
* DeathStar groans in pain and grabs his chest
[Slash] .... Shut up Tigrax.
[Garland] Oasis: So..... yeah.
[Wiendigo] NRP: ...Old time Wien! Complete with old time typos!
[DeathStar] NRP: .... welcome back to teh classics.
[Slash] You ok??
[Slash] NRP: BOoya!
[DeathStar] ...I'll survive.
[Slash] NRP: We're going old skool!
[Wiendigo] Ask you little brother about that.
[Dominator] *clears throat* I think we should be going over the briefing.
[Slash] (glances up)
[Slash] Good idea.  Any plans DS?
[Dominator] ...little brother?
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* Wiendigo puts his hand up in Dom's face
[Wiendigo] You. Shut it.
[DeathStar] Well, basically, this entire situation has been keeping us on the run.  The Mavericks and their alien overlords seem to have struck us a blow, from blowing up our base, to taking over Skyhook, to even killing X and Zero, then finally taking over Slasher.
[Dominator] I will do no such thing, Wiendigo
* Slash smirks
[Dominator] I outrank you
* Slash then glares
[Wiendigo] Yeah, we'll see 'bout that.
[Dominator] I order you to be nice.
[Slash] Shut it the both of you.
[Wiendigo] Eat me. BOTH of you.
* Slash turns to DS
[Dominator] Leave the room for this misconduct.  We're trying to hold a briefing.
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[Wiendigo] Go blow dioads.
[Slash] Do we have enough men to run a counter attack to try to take back the 'hook?
[DeathStar] ...I was kinda hoping we'd all die.
[DeathStar] It's spare me the grief of these two.
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[Slash] You have no idea...
[Dominator] Tigrax: *growls at Wiendigo*
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[Wiendigo] Drop it, pussy cat, or yer gonna end up as a throw rug.
[DeathStar] The plan is simple.  With Slasher's friends from Area 51, we're going to take the fleet and attack Skyhook.
* Slash smirks
[Slash] Thats the kind of plan I like.
[DeathStar] We need to hurry before the alien fleet arrives in full.
[Slash] Short, Simple and involving things that blow stuff up.
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*** Luna_Inverse is now known as Alicia
[Slash] NRP: WB
[DeathStar] We're going to have to take over Skyhook and rescue Dr. Cran and Double.
* Slash nods
[Alicia] NRP: Thankoo
[Dominator] Right.  
* Slash nods
[Dominator] NRP: Having a nodding problem?
* DeathStar grunts in pain
[DeathStar] Who here can fly X-wings?
[Slash] NRP: its that damn up key...  gets in the way of my enter..
[DeathStar] NRP: *nods*
[Slash] I have some pilots training... I'm sure I can pick it up on the way.
[Wiendigo] Eh.
[DeathStar] If not, you can take over a battleship and control that.
[X1] I can! I can! Ooo! ooo! Me!
[Dominator] I perfer ru---who said that?
[X1] ...Noooobody....
[DeathStar] Sounded like X1. Who's lost in an alternate dimension.
[Slash] Nice.. battleship...
[Slash] Not a problem for me..
[Dominator] ....*looks around*
[X1] Yeah, that guy. What ever happened to him?
* Wiendigo spits
[DeathStar] ....Wiendigo, would you quit mimicing X1?
[Wiendigo] Sod off.
[DeathStar] Fuck off.
[Dominator] Knock it off you two.
[X1] Clap off!
* X1 claps
* DeathStar looks right at X1
[Slash] Anyway....
* Wiendigo turns around to Dom
[DeathStar] ....X1?
[Wiendigo] You give me one more fucking order and I'm shoving the feline so far up your ass...
* Slash sighs
[Dominator] ....Quit using that behavior with me, Wiendigo.
[X1] Yes? ...D'oh!
[Wiendigo] Go screw, milksop.
[DeathStar] ....why are you here?  Aren't you suppose to be...dead?  Gone?  Out of my hair?
* Dominator sighs
* X1 lets go of DS' hair and laughs innocently
[X1] Uh, yes?
[Slash] Well, if we ever want this attack to go THROUGH I suggest getting a move on.
[DeathStar] ....are you having fun with my ponytail....?
[X1] ...No?
[DeathStar] ....go away.
* DeathStar stands up
[X1] I already DID that, silly!
[DeathStar] Alright, everyone, lets get to the teleportors.
* X1 slaps DS on the back
* DeathStar gags in pain and falls onto the floor
* Wiendigo flicks his cigar butt on Dom's chest
[Dominator] ...I think X1 killed DS.
* Dominator glares at Wiendigo
[X1] ...Whoops...
[Dominator] Don't think I won't stop you.
[Wiendigo] You only think you will.
* X1 scoops up DS
[DeathStar] ...kill...you...
[X1] 'Kill U'? Who's 'U'?
[DeathStar] You!
[Slash] ... I think things are getting out of hand..
[X1] ...'U' who?
[DeathStar] I think they did a long time ago.
[DeathStar] You, you nut!
[X1] 'U-u Nut'?
* DeathStar starts strangling X1
[X1] Gaaaaaccckk!
[Alicia] NRP: Yeah, I'll kill U 2... =^.~=
[Dominator] Shouldn't we stop DS?
* X1 sprays DS in the face with a butter-based cooking spray
[DeathStar] RAGH
[Slash] DS, lets get a move on...
* DeathStar grabs face and stumbles out of the room
[DeathStar] Oh, shut the fuck up.
* DeathStar wipes the spray out of his eyes
* Wiendigo walks towards the transporters
[Slash] NRP: And this is how we cook DS...
* Slash follows shaking his head
* X1 hops after the group
* DeathStar fires blind blasts at X1
[X1] So...what'd I miss?
* X1 moves along with DS' aims
[X1] Oooo...nice shot.
* Slash strides toward transporters
* Dominator steps onto the transporter and vanishes
* Wiendigo steps on and poofies
* DeathStar mutters under his breath and steps onto a transporter
* X1 slides on
* DeathStar appears on the bridge of the Infinity
[DeathStar] NRP: Infinity II, to be exact
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* Slash steps aboard, vanishing after Dom
* Dominator appears on some random battleship
* DeathStar sits down in his Captain's chair
* Slash appears on the bridge of another battleship
* Wiendigo leans on a railing
[Dominator] Hmm...alien controls
* Dominator waves hands over the controls and the battleship starts up
* X1 pops up behind DS
[Slash] Comm: Yee ha. 
[DeathStar] ...finally, peace....
* Slash powers his ship up
* DeathStar starts up the Infinity II
[X1] Make it so...
[DeathStar] AAAAAH
* DeathStar glares at X!
[DeathStar] WHY are you on MY ship!?
[X1] ...'cause we're pals?
[DeathStar] ...I am not your pal!
* Slash plays with his controls figuring out what everything does
[SOUND]
[X1] ...Since when?
[DeathStar] ...since ever!
[X1] ...When was that?
[DeathStar] ....
* DeathStar sends the Infinity II flying forward to knock X1 back
* X1 stands put
[DeathStar] Skyhook: *powers up it's guns*
* Dominator flies into space
[DeathStar] Comm: Remember, we want to take over Skyhook, not blow it up.
[Wiendigo] Damn.
[Slash] Comm:  Copy that.
[DeathStar] Comm: Sorry, did I ruin your plans, Wiendigo?
[DeathStar] Skyhook: *opens fire, blowing up two ships next to Slash*
* Slash targets Skyhooks targeting systems, firing
[Wiendigo] Comm: Eat shit and die.
[DeathStar] Comm: What's that, Duke?
[Slash] Comm:  Tell me again why we put such heavy weapons on Skyhook without having a back door into the system?
* DeathStar steers the Infinity away from Skyhook
[X1] I think he said 'Eat shit and die'
[DeathStar] Shut up.
[DeathStar] Comm: .... because we thought Cran wouldn't get his ass handed to him?
* Slash opens fire with all weaponry
[X1] What do I do with down then?
[DeathStar] ....Shut it down!
[X1] ...You sure about that?
[DeathStar] Skyhook: *blows up four more ships near Dom*
[DeathStar] ....whatever makes you happy
[Dominator] Comm: We're not doing that much damage
[X1] ...Okay...
* Dominator feels his battleship rattle
* X1 shuts down the battleship
* DeathStar looks at the Infinity II shut down
[DeathStar] ...what?!
[DeathStar] X1!!!!!
* DeathStar leaps at him
[X1] You said 'Shut it down!', so I did...
[X1] Ack!
[Slash] Comm:  This is a bitch to fight.... We armed it way to heavy...
[Dominator] Skyhook: *fires on Slash's battleship*
* DeathStar feels the Infinity II rattle as part of it is shot
[DeathStar] You fucking idiot!
* DeathStar swings at X1
* X1 whaps DS
* DeathStar kicks X1
[X1] You told me to!
* X1 bites DS
[DeathStar] I told you to do whatever you wanted!
* DeathStar slaps X1
* Slash feels the impacts of all the shots
[Slash] Comm:  Taking some heavy hits.. cant keep this up.. 
[Dominator] Comm: Why did the Infinity shut down?
* X1 licks DS
* DeathStar blasts X1
* Wiendigo fires on Skyhook
* X1 lets it bounce off
* DeathStar turns to the viewport and sees a blast heading their way
* DeathStar turns electric
[X1] ...Eek?
* DeathStar phases out into space as the Infinity II blows up
* X1 hugs DS' leg
[Dominator] Comm: Did DS just die?
[X1] Wheeew! That was close, huh chief?
[DeathStar] ....
[Wiendigo] Comm: We're not that lucky.
* DeathStar turns electric and streaks inside Skyhook
* DeathStar lands in one of the hallwayas
[Slash] Comm: No lcue.. but I'm outta here....  Cruisers breaking apart... Damn good luck...
[Dominator] Comm: Pulling out, Slash?
[X1] Death Star and X1! Together again!
[Dominator] Skyhook: *Fires another blast at Slash's ship, to blow it up*
* X1 starts doing kung fu moves
[DeathStar] ....
* DeathStar groans
* Slash disappears just as the battleship implodes
[DeathStar] We're doomed.
[X1] I prefer the term 'strategically disadvantaged'.
[Dominator] Comm: Wiendigo, any ideas on how to get inside the station?
[DeathStar] ...c'mon, lets find Cran.
[Wiendigo] Comm: Just one.
* DeathStar walks down the hallway
* Slash fades into exsistance a few floors below DS
* Wiendigo aims his ship at Skyhook
[DeathStar] And your favorite person, Double.
[Dominator] Comm: Wien!?
* X1 grumbles
[Slash] Comm:   Remind me never to try to take on the 'hook again.
[DeathStar] Comm: Hopefully, this will be the last time.
* DeathStar walks along the hallways, seeing no guards
[Slash] Comm:  DS, where are you?  I saw the infinity get taken out
* Wiendigo crash lands in a hagnar bay
[DeathStar] Comm: On the Skyhook.  Attempt to locate Cran or Double.
* DeathStar feels the station rattle from the impact
[Dominator] ...damn
[Dominator] Damn damn damn damn
* Dominator rams his ship into Wien's ship
[Dominator] ...damn, misjudged that aim.
* Dominator watches the ships explode
* DeathStar is rattled
* Slash feels the station rumble from the double impact
[DeathStar] ...what the hell is that...?
[Slash] Comm: What the hell is going on here?
* Wiendigo hops out unscathed
[DeathStar] Comm: Heard an explosion
[Wiendigo] That was fun.
* Dominator hops out, a little burnt
[Dominator] Was not.
[Dominator] Tigrax: *hops out of Dom's chest* Designation Tigrax did not like that.
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[SOUND]
* DeathStar runs down the hallway
* Wiendigo ignores Dom and walks out of the hangar
[DeathStar] Come on, X1, we're near the control room
* X1 runs after DS
* Dominator follows Wiendigo
[X1] Yea!
* DeathStar grabs stomach in pain and sways
[DeathStar] .oO (A little more...)
[X1] You okay?
* Slash wanders around, looking for a way up to the control room
[DeathStar] Fine.
[DeathStar] Double: Hey, Slash, over here, in this cell!
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[Dominator] Tigrax: Warning, multiple targets coming
[X1] You don't look it,
[Wiendigo] Whoop.
[Dominator] Mavericks: *run at Wien and Dom*
[Dominator] Here's our welcome committee.
* Slash stops
* Wiendigo swings out his sword and starts hacking them as they come
[Slash] What the hell are you doing in there?
*** Luna_Inverse is now known as Alicia
[DeathStar] Double: ... what do you think, when they took over the station, they locked me up.
* Slash goes to pick the lock, and let Double out
[DeathStar] Double: *steps out* Good job.  We got to get control of this station.  Dr. Cran is up there.
[Slash] Meh.
* DeathStar arrives in the control room and sees Dr. Cran in a chair, surrounded by mavericks
[DeathStar] Dr. Cran: ... Uh...help me!
* DeathStar looks at X1
[DeathStar] Go, boy, get them Mavericks!
* Dominator slashes a Maverick in half with his rune sword
[X1] Ruh roh, Reathy...
[X1] ...ME?
[Dominator] Aliens: *run in and leap on Tigrax*
[DeathStar] Yes, YOU.
[Dominator] TIGRAX!
[Dominator] Aliens: *melt him into a puddle of acid*
[Dominator] .....NOOOOOOOOOOO!  DAMN!
[Dominator] Aliens: *stand up and leap at Wiendigo*
* X1 looks at the Mavs
[Slash] Alright.. lead the way.. I cant remember where the bloody elevator is..
[X1] Uh, boo?
[DeathStar] Mavericks: *attack DS And X1*
* Wiendigo throws up his Shadow Shield
[DeathStar] Double: Right, follow me.  I just hope we can stop them in time.
[Dominator] Aliens: *go through it and land on Wien, beginning to melt him*
[Dominator] Wien!
* X1 takes out his...frying pan!
[Wiendigo] Big mistake..
[DeathStar] Mavericks: *laugh and fire at it*
* Slash nods and follows Double
* DeathStar slashes a Maverick in half
* Wiendigo starts hitting the Aliens with his mmgs
[Dominator] Aliens: *explode with acid*
* X1 smacks one along side his head
* Dominator slashes a Maverick coming at Wien
* DeathStar slashes one straight up and down
[DeathStar] Maverick: *slaps X1*
[Garland] Oasis: Am I still alive?! 
[X1] ...
[DeathStar] Double: *arrives at the elevator*
* Dominator looks at Oasis
[Garland] NRP: In train of classic TAW botch lines.
[Dominator] Are you talking.
[Slash] NRP: But he's still on earth.
* Dominator slashes a Maverick in half
* X1 bites the Mav
[DeathStar] Maverick: *explodes*
* DeathStar finishes off the last two Mavericks
* Slash opens it up
[DeathStar] Dr. Cran: You did it!  You saved me!
[DeathStar] Double: *hops on it* I hope your friends haven't found Cran yet.
[DeathStar] Dr. Cran: Go access that computer over there, you two, so we can get control of Skyhook from Genesis
* Wiendigo runs ahead
* DeathStar nods
[DeathStar] Right.
* Dominator follows Wien
[Garland] Oasis: I'm everywhere! Fear my powers!
* DeathStar walks over to the controls
[Dominator] Maverick: *kills Oasis*
[Dominator] Aliens: *block Wien and Dom's path*
*** Aiji is now known as Rudy
* X1 drops down in front of a set of controls and goes to work, faster than DS'll be able to
[Garland] Oasis: DAMN! *dies*
[Wiendigo] Oh for the love of...
* DeathStar is suddenly shot in the back and it goes completely through his chest
[DeathStar] URK!
[Slash] Why is that?
[X1] ...Chief!
* DeathStar looks down in surprise, blood running down his lip
[DeathStar] Double: Dr. Cran is the enemy.
[DeathStar] Dr. Cran: *lowers his rifle*
* Wiendigo throws several mmgs at them
* DeathStar falls to his knees
*** Rudy has left #taw
[X1] ...Cran?
[X1] NO!
[DeathStar] Dr. Cran: Heh heh heh.  The Maverick Hunters were doomed from the start when they leader is part of the enemy.
* X1 hurls his frying pan at Cran's head
[Slash] Shit.. cant this thing go any faster?
[DeathStar] Cran: *is hit in the head and falls over*
* X1 grabs DS
[DeathStar] Double: *opens up into the control room, in time to see Cran fall*
[X1] Chief!
[Dominator] Aliens: *explode, revealing the stairway into the control room*
* DeathStar swallows his blood
[X1] Don't you die on me!
* Slash steps in
[Slash] DS
[Slash] !
[DeathStar] ...looks...like....I never got...my chance...to redeem...myself...huh, X1?  Am I...still...a bad apple...like you said?
[Slash] You ok??
* Slash rushes over to help him
* Dominator runs into the control room
[Wiendigo] ...Great. So much for my killing him.
[X1] Never...
* DeathStar goes limp, his head falling to the side
[Dominator] ....damn
* X1 cries
[Dominator] Cran: *pushes himself up, blood running down his forehead* Heh...
* Slash growls
[Dominator] Double: .... dammit!  You made them think I was the enemy, when it was YOU
[Dominator] Cran: Hah!  I played you all for fools!  Locking X1 away in the dimensions
* Slash kicks in Crans skull
[Dominator] Cran: *slams into a wall*
* Wiendigo grabs Cran by the collar
* Dominator draws his rune sword again
[Slash] Thats for killing my boss and friend.
[Wiendigo] Any last words?
* Slash pulls out his sabre
[Dominator] Cran: You can't...kill me...you'd be breaking the rules of robotics.
[Slash] My turn.
* Slash slowly guts Cran
* Dominator stabs Cran
[Wiendigo] Too bad I never follow the rules.
[Slash] Just watch me.
* Wiendigo fires his cannon throws Cran's jaw
[Wiendigo] (through)
[Dominator] Cran: *is dead*
[Dominator] Cran: *and headless*
[Dominator] Double: *rubs his fat stomach, looking at the dead DS* Sorry I wasn't quicker...
*** DeathStar is now known as Genesis
* Slash wipes off the blood on his armor
[Slash] NRP: With guts all over the floor.
[Dominator] ....at least we have control of Skyhook...maybe we can stop the incoming alien invasion and end this war...for good.
* Slash shakes his head
[Slash] DS.... 
* Genesis steps out, covered in black
[Genesis] His death is quite fitting.  Shame your little dinosaur friend isn't here
[Dominator] Double: Genesis!
[Dominator] ...that's Genesis?  The alien leader?
[Wiendigo] Not for much longer.
* Slash looks ag Genesis
* Genesis snaps fingers and two raptors step out
[Slash] Get em boys.
[Genesis] Raptors: *leap at slash and Wiendigo*
[Wiendigo] Raptors? Please, I took down a T-Rex by myself.
* Slash lunges at Genesis, bringing his blade out in an uppercut slash
[Genesis] Raptor: *tackles Slash*
* Wiendigo leans back as the dino slashes, grabbing its arm and snapping it
* Slash turns the slash to a raptor, cleaving into its chest
* X1 tackles Genesis
[Garland] NRP: A raptor is more dangerous than a T-Rex, really.
[Dominator] Double: *runs at Genesis, trips, slides on his gut, and slides past him.  Genesis raises his curved sword and stabs it through Double's fat gut as he's tackled by X1*
* Slash then stuns the Raptor
[Genesis] What?!
* Genesis looks at X1
[Wiendigo] NRP: Uh huh. SHUSH!
[Genesis] Raptors: *Are defeated*
* X1 socks Gen across the face
[Genesis] ARGH
* Genesis pulls his sword out of Double's gut
[Dominator] Double!  Damn!
* Slash stands, grinning wicedly
* Dominator slashes at Genesis
* Genesis parries Dominator and slashes at X1
* Slash rams his sword through Genesis's gut
[X1] My name is X1. You killed my best friend. Prepare to die.
[SOUND]
* X1 leaps back, then hammer swings his fists into Genesis
[Genesis] By you?
* Genesis slams into a wall
* Genesis pulls out Slash's sword
* Dominator runs at Genesis
[Dominator] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
* Dominator slashes Genesis' arm off
* Slash fires stun darts into Genesis's eyes
[Genesis] RAGH
* Genesis leaps back
[Genesis] Time to reveal my true identity to you
*** Genesis is now known as Lock
* Lock lands
* Wiendigo hurls an eletric bola at Genesis
[Wiendigo] ...Didn't we kill that guy?
[Lock] You thought you actually defeated me?
* Lock rolls to the side
[Dominator] We killed him once.
[Slash] Lock?
* Lock forms lock picks
[Slash] I say we throw him out a window and let him die a horrid death.
* Lock throws one at slash's head
[Dominator] Slash!~
* Wiendigo hurls several mmgs at Lock
* Slash catches it
[Garland] Oasis: *ghost haunts, not really able to do anything*
* Lock dives out of the way and moves behind Dominator, holding a lock pick to Dom's head
[Lock] Stand back or I'll kill him
[Wiendigo] So?
[Dominator] .....
[Dominator] Do it!
[Slash] With a lock pick?
[Dominator] Don't worry about me
[Slash] You cant punch through metal with lock picks.
[Lock] I can with these.
* Slash pulls out his sword
[Slash] THIS Punches through metal.
[Wiendigo] You think he's got anything to live for? Your goons killed his cat. His friend just died. The Earth's about to fall.
[Lock] Stay BACK.
* Slash shrugs
[Dominator] ...gee, thanks, Wien.
[Slash] Alright.  *turns his back, flicking the pick he caught back at Lock
* Lock moves dom in the way of the pick, him being impaled
[Dominator] Urk!
[Slash] NRP: oops..
* X1 slams his fying pan over Lock's head, leaving a huge indentation
[Lock] ....oh
* Lock looks at X1
[Garland] Oasis: YAY! I'll have company!
[Lock] You're still here
[Garland] NRP: Being dead..
[Lock] NRP: Knock it off, Garland.
[X1] Of course. Too bad you're not.
* Slash uses the distraction to lunge at lock, wrenching Dom away from Lock, taking his place
* Dominator pulls the pick out of his shoulder
[Dominator] ARGH
[Garland] NRP: This would have happened in olden TAW days, really... kay.. I'll stop..
* Lock grabs Slash and leads him towards the exit
[Lock] You all stay back
* Slash grins like a maniac
* Wiendigo shoves his katana through Lock's back
[Lock] URK!
* Lock looks down in surprise
* Slash flips lock into the wall
* Lock slams into the wall and slides down, dead
[Wiendigo] You should really watch where you enemies are. All your enemies.
[Slash] Good job.
[Dominator] ...we did it...we got control of Skyhook.
* Dominator stands up, holding his chest
[Slash] At the cost of what though??
[Dominator] ...who knows.  And we still have the emperor and his fleet coming.
[Dominator] This is FAR from over.
[X1] Death Star...
* Dominator glances at the dead DS
[Dominator] He died for what he believed in, at last.
[Dominator] I guess he wasn't such a bad leader after all.
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* Slash closes his eyes, remembering..
*** Wiendigo sets mode: +o Slasher
[Dominator] I remember when he first started...hating everyone and everything.
[Slash] No.  He was one of the best friends a guy could have..
[Slash] NRP: You're late.
* Dominator feels Skyhook shake
[Dominator] ...what...what's that?
[Slasher] NRP: *glares at Slash* I'm not late. I was X-mas shopping and I never knew about us sessioning tonight so NYAH!
[Slash] We're under attack obviously...
[Dominator] Double: *raises his head from the floor* It's...the emperor.
* Slash goes to check the scanner grid
[Wiendigo] NRP: Whatcha get me?
[Slash] NRP: and me
[Dominator] Double: It's Master Tsung.
[Slasher] NRP: Punkarama III and a blow up doll
[Dominator] Session Ends