Session 127: Dealings


[Snipe] Time Chart: October 13th
[Snipe] Location: Origin
* Snipe is asleep at the computer's controls
* Dias is hanging upside down from the cieling in the Mech Bay working on his mech still
* Garland glances over to Snipe a moment while he types
[Snipe] Chip: ... He's asleep on ME.
[Dias] Slasher: *sits infront of his computer typing on it not paying attention to the world around him*
[Garland] You can wake him up if he bothers you that much.
[Snipe] Chip: ... well, his drooling is kinda annoying.
* Garland sends his report on and takes a sip of his coffee
[Snipe] But he's been up for the past 50 hours or so.
[Garland] It'd be interesting to see what you think up to get him off of you...
[Snipe] Chip: (sand that)
[Snipe] NRP: SAID!
[Garland] NRP: I hear sand can really mess up a computer.
[Dias] NRP: *tosses sand on it*
[Snipe] Chip: ... *grunts and materializes headphones over Snipe's ears*
[Snipe] Chip: *plays loud music*
* Snipe jerks up, knocking the chair back, sending him sprawling on the floor
[Garland] Neat trick... *sips his coffee*
* Garland flinches slightly when he hits the ground
* Dias rubs the back of his head
* Snipe pushes the headphones off and looks around, wearily
[Snipe] What...?
[Garland] Chip's version of "wakey wakey".
* Snipe reaches under his coat for his rifle
* Dias goes back to work sending sprays of sparks everywhere
[Snipe] Chip: Uh, Snipe?  Niiiice Snipe.
[Garland] Remember chip runs practically all the automated systems on Origin, John.
* Snipe grabs the rifle and aims it at Chip
* Garland rolls his eyes
[Snipe] Wakey Wakey this.  *shoots a leg on the table out from under the computer, causing it to slide onto the floor*
[Snipe] Chip: ... oh, the horror...
* Snipe puts the rifle back up, brushing his tangled hair back
* Garland pushes his hair out of his eyes as he passes Snipe and walks out
[Snipe] Alright, Chippers, lets hit the files again
* Dias drops to the ground, grabbing a giant slab of Metal 50 that Slasher made
[Snipe] Chip: We've gone through all the files.  You've found nothing.  Give up.
[Garland] Chip, has anyone asked you how you've been lately?
[Snipe] Chip: ...
* Garland takes another sip of his now almost empty mug
[Garland] Then I'll be the first.. 
* Snipe rubs his face
[Snipe] I need a shave...*sigh*
* Garland puts his mug down and grabs his clipboard, running through the system checks since he's nothing better do do.
[Snipe] Okay, Chip, are you there's nothing more?
[Dias] NRP: Garland dodooed
[Garland] NRP: ?
[Snipe] Chip: ... yeaaaah.  *to Garland*
[Snipe] Chip: Sorry, Snipe, but there's nothing more for you to find or look for.  You're out of leads.
* Snipe slumps into a chair
* Dias zips back up and places the metal alloy onto the mech, quickly welding it into plac
[Snipe] Chip: Incoming transmission, General.
* Snipe looks up
[Garland] Huh.. Well I'm having a good day if you care. *checks off things as he watches the monitor*
* Snipe hits the button
[Snipe] *a shadowed figure appears* Greetings, McCormick
[Snipe] ---Huh?
* Snipe looks over at Chip
[Snipe] Can't we get a visual?
[Snipe] Chip: That's the best I can do.
[Dias] Slasher: *takes a sip of coffee and goes back to working on the ships systems*
* Garland yawns, looking at his watch
[Snipe] Who are you?
[Snipe] Figure: You don't remember me?  *puffs on his cigar* I saved you and your friends back on Talon's planet.  And then gave you the directions to Spade.
[Garland] Damn the 12 extra hours to my days... why is the lass making me run her sleep schedule?
[Snipe] Yeah, well, Spade wasn't taking over Talon's operations, is now dead, and we're out of leads.  Thank you very much, Mr. Mysterious Man.
[Snipe] Chip: ... because she has you whipped, Garland.
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[Garland] Oh?
[Garland] How so, Chip?
[Snipe] MMM: ....
[Snipe] Chip: Eh, busy.
* Dias spins upside down and continues to weld the metal into it's place, it taking shape rather quickly
[Snipe] MMM: Alright then, perhaps you aren't interested in learning that I have found out who's behind Talon's operations.
[Garland] Right, I'll keep my mouth shut about what I think of you, as well.
* Garland moves on down the hallway
[Snipe] Chip: Can't get a trace.  *says this to everyone, forgetting to go to private rooms*'
[Snipe] MMM: Trace?  Heh.  You won't be able to trace me, McCormick.
[Snipe] ...
[Garland] For a time you were a good friend of mine, I wonder what happened between us?
* Snipe rests his hand in his face
[Snipe] God, thanks Chip.
* Snipe looks back up
[Garland] Hm..?
* Garland enters the control room
[Snipe] Alright, so I am interested in knowing who's behind all this.  But there's a catch, right?
[Snipe] MMM: Everything has a catch.
[Garland] What's this about a trace?
* Garland stops talking as soon as he see's he's in the middle of a conversation on the comm.
[Snipe] What's the catch, pal?
[Snipe] MMM: I need a package.  Lets just say, I've been unsuccessful in attaining it.
* Garland studies the sillouhette of the MMM, and notes the cigar
*** Alicia has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[Snipe] Download the information to Chip here.  I'll decide if it's attainable enough.
[Snipe] MMM: Transferring.  
* Dias flips upright and pushes himself back to take a look
* Garland crosses his arms
[Snipe] Chip: *brings up the file*
* Snipe looks over at it
* Garland looks as well
[Dias] This stuff shapes great pops.
[Snipe] This is an outdated computer chip from about 22 years ago.
[Dias] Slasher: Blargh...*continues working*
[Snipe] MMM: Correct.
[Snipe] And you would want this...because...?
[Snipe] MMM: I found an old program that needs this chip to run itself.
* Snipe studies the chip, seeing nothing unusual about it.
[Snipe] And if I can get that, you'll tell me who's trying to start up Talon's trade connections?
[Snipe] MMM: Correct.  I helped you out twice before, I'll keep my end up again.  
[Garland] Hmm... *thinks* 22 years ago...
[Snipe] Alright, deal.  Where will I find this computer chip?
[Snipe] MMM: *sends the information* I think you'll find everything you need there.  *takes a puff on his cigar* I'll let you decide your course of action from here.  I'll contact you in 36 hours.
[Snipe] MMM: *cuts transmission*
* Garland walks up
[Garland] What's the specs on the chip?
[Dias] NRP: In a strategically placed box next to a desk in an easy to access building
[Snipe] ...*looks at Garland* I'm afraid this is classified material.
* Snipe closes the specs. out
* Fera pops out of the wall
* Garland glances at Snipe
[Fera] Ooo, classified...
* Dias swings towards the place he just welded on and pulls out some wires checking for power
* Snipe glares at Fera
[Snipe] How long have YOU been listening in?
[Fera] Does it involve horribly torturous tihngs?
[Snipe] It could, but you'll have to leave right now to get ready for them.
[Fera] Wouldn't YOU like to know?
[Garland] I asked Chip that, but if you want to answer for him, that's your thing.
[Snipe] Chip: ... *coughs*
* Snipe stands up, looking at Garland
[Snipe] Garland --- please, leave the control room.
* Garland looks at Snipe
* Velocity walks into the hanger
[Velocity] Eve: *flips out of a mech, pulling her helmet off* Whew.  I did... better at that training simulation.
[Garland] You're in charge of Origin. I'm here on civilian leave from the alliance, even though I didn't opt for it.
* Garland crosses his arms
[Garland] You tell me where to go and what to do, I suppose.
* Garland walks out
* Snipe sits back down and brings up the information
* Dias glances at Eve and then sighs going back to work pulling out a hammer and smashing some of the metal down
[Snipe] Chip: You know, you should get some sleep...you're getting crainky.
* Fera pops his head over Snipe's shoulder
[Snipe] So?  It's not like you're friendly with him either.
[Snipe] Chip: ... still ...
* Snipe glances at Fera
[Snipe] It's pretty simple stuff, actually, Fera.  It has the data to run some program.
[Fera] All work and no play make Snipe particulary sloppy.
* Dias throwsthe hammer down and pulls out his welder
[Garland] NRP: But chip's not the one marrying my daughter. :P
[Snipe] Due to it's age and limited capabilities, I see no real value in the chip.
[Dias] NRP: OR so he says
* Snipe leans back in his seat
[Snipe] Eve: *walks over to sit down and relax*
[Fera] Break it!
* Velocity strolls out toward the shuttles, looking at them
[Snipe] ---we need that chip.
[Garland] NRP: Yeah, I think John's just trying to get into her pants.
[Fera] -No, no, wait, burn it!
[Snipe] NRP: He probably could have managed that if he played his old style.
[Dias] NRP: He'ds only find a lotta fuzz
[Snipe] ---we need that chip.
[Garland] NRP: Went too deep into the joke.
[Snipe] NRP: Snipe: You're sexy.  Lets get it on.
* Snipe stands up
* Snipe rubs his stubbles
[Snipe] Well, I'll get some Wraiths together.
* Garland grabs his cloak and throws it over his tan clothing
* Dias drops down and grabs a cutter off the floor. He quickly bounces back up going back to work
[Fera] But you said there's no real value to it. No real value equals junk. Junk equals needs to be trashed. Trashed equals complete and utter destruction and chaos casuing the overthrow of the imperialist monarch of the-Okay! We need the chip!
* Snipe sways a moment and walks towards the door
[Snipe] Glad you agree...whackv.
* Garland walks into the hanger and goes to Eve
[Garland] Have you seen Sarlen around?
* Velocity pats the shuttles
* Fera turns back to the montor and beats his head against the console
[Velocity] Eve: *shakes her head* 'Fraid not.  
* Garland nods
[Garland] Thanks.
[Fera] Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Almost blew it!
* Garland walks off
[Snipe] Chip: ... yeeeep, you're stupid alright, Fera.
* Fera keeps beating his head until his brow's bleeding profusely
[Snipe] Chip: Please, you're denting it.  Come on, knock it off.  Ew, blood.  Knock that off.
* Snipe enters the hanger
* Fera sits up, dripping a purple battery acid
[Fera] Ahhh...much better...
* Velocity glares at Velocity
* Dias drops the cutter and a piece of metal the ground letting it clang loudly
[Velocity] NRP: Er, Snipe
* Snipe looks up at Dias
[Snipe] Hey, Dias --- it's time you actually went on a mission instead of working.  Get down here.
* Fera floats into the air and phases through the wall
* Dias pushes off his mech towards the ISolaters II frame
* Gravedigger rubs his face, exiting his quarters
* Dias checks the wiring in it's leg
[Snipe] Eve: *looks over at them, listening in*
[Gravedigger] Jeeze, out for too long..
[Snipe] ---Dias!
[Gravedigger] Wonder what's going on today.
[Snipe] Chip: Goood morning, Mr. Digger.
* Dias flips upside down and works again
* Garland jumps up and throws a bag into the Angel Wing II's cockpit, the mech itself having never been used.
[Gravedigger] ...Riiigghhttt.
* Snipe grabs his rifle and aims it at Dias, firing at his leg
* Garland lands on the ground, his cloak filling with air from the fall
* Dias moves his leg causing the shot to miss and his the mech
[Dias] HEY WHAT HTE HELL!! *looks around*
[Snipe] You know, you become soooo absorbed.
* Velocity looks at Snipe
[Dias] You friggin shot the mech!!
[Velocity] So you shoot people now?
[Velocity] Like Grey/
* Snipe glares at Velocity
[Snipe] Back off.
[Velocity] Make me.
* Garland walks by the two silently, his footsteps making no sound whatsoever
* Gravedigger walks down the hallway towards the cafeteria (we've got one of those here, don't we?)
[Snipe] NRP: Yes.
* Dias drops to the ground and disconnects himself
[Snipe] ...
[Dias] Whats up boss?
[Snipe] Velocity, your orders will be to stay here today.
[Velocity] PFft.
* Velocity walks off
[Snipe] I'm going off to retrieve a chip.  I want you to come along.
[Dias] ....What kind of chip?
[Snipe] A data chip of some kind.
* Garland notes Velocity and himself going the same direction
* Gravedigger heads in and grabs some grub. (Yea grub!)
[Dias] But the mechs...
[Dias] Slasher...
[Snipe] They can wait.  You missed vacation, which was a good thing in the long run, to work.
[Snipe] You need to get out some.
[Dias] Get some?
[Snipe] ...get  out  some.
[Dias] Ohhh yeah I could use that too I guess..
* Velocity heads for the cafeteria
[Snipe] Good.  Go power up a shuttle then.
[Dias] Shuttle?
[Snipe] ...yes.
* Dias looks around
[Dias] That thing? *points to a bucket*
[Snipe] ...
* Snipe waves hand in front of Dias
* Garland sighs, looking for something he should be doing.
[Dias] Hi..
* Velocity walks in, looking around. He grabs a chair and sits down, giving off vibes
[Garland] The kids are asleep... Sera's busy on her paperwork... damnit..
[Snipe] Are you feeling well?
[Dias] I don't know...Maybe all those fumes have been getting to my brain..
[Snipe] ....you know what, why don't you stay here...
[Snipe] ...and lay down.
[Dias] No..I'll come
* Gravedigger notes Vel walking in
[Snipe] No, no, you stay here.
[Dias] I need to get out some..
[Snipe] I want someone who can identify a shuttle.
[Gravedigger] He certainly looks happy.
* Fera taps Snipe on the shoulder
* Snipe turns around
[Dias] Sorry...I've been working so hard on the mechs that my brains been going overtime
[Fera] Iiiii can identify a shuttle.
[Snipe] ...oh God...
* Fera looks over his shoulder
[Fera] What do you mean 'Kill him now'? No, that's stupid! Wait 'til he's asleep!
[Snipe] ...
* Fera looks back at Snipe.
[Snipe] Dias, would you mind coming with me?
[Fera] Sorry, business, you understaad.
[Dias] Sure..
[Snipe] To protect me from him.
* Garland enters the café and grabs a dish of the sushi Sera ordered from when she was on that weird pregnant thing where she wanted raw meat
[Dias] Sure It's not to protect him from you?
[Fera] Hi. *waves cutely*
[Snipe] Definitely me from him.
[Dias] Hi *waves*
* Snipe heads for the nearest shuttle
[Fera] Or you from yourself.
[Fera] Or me from myself!
[Dias] He's kidna cute...can we keep him as a pet
* Fera starts cackling
[Snipe] Yep, this mission is going to be a loooong one.
* Garland sits at a table alone and takes a bite
* Snipe steps inside it, grabbing a chair at the co-pilot's seat
* Dias walks into the shuttle sitting down backwards in the pilots eat
* Gravedigger watches Garland sit down and eat
[Dias] NRP: sear
[Dias] NRP :SEAT!!
[Snipe] ...
[Snipe] Fera, do you pilot--?
* Fera jumps into the pilot's seat
[Fera] We'll find out, won't we?
* Garland nods to Grave as he takes another bite
* Dias gets shoves out
* Gravedigger waves slightly
* Velocity fumes
* Garland glances at Velocity
* Dias sits on the ground
[Dias] But I wanted to fly...I haven't flown a shuttle in awhile..
[Snipe] Well, if this is my death flight, at least I know you two are with me.
* Snipe leans back in his seat, closing his eyes
[Dias] Kidna like a family
[Fera] And you won't again! 'Cause we're gonna craaaaasshhhhh...
* Garland reads the equivalent of the newspaper from his datapad
[Velocity] Chip: *to everyone on Origin* Well, there's 3 dead souls.
* /sound: no such file 'TGC-Mech.mid'
[SOUND]
[Snipe] Just...fly.  Please.
* Garland glances up
[Velocity] ...
* Garland takes another bite
[Fera] The regular ol' dysfunctional family with the alcoholic abusive father, and the crack-whore mother who drinks 24/7, and the slut sister who knows half the town, and the junkie brother who cuts himself in psychotic fits!
* Dias stares at the cieling
* Fera hits the ingnition
[Gravedigger] Eh?
[Velocity] Chip: *calmly* Referring to Snipe, Dias, and Fera.  They're about to die.
[Gravedigger] ...Uh, why?
[Garland] The fates wouldn't do us that favor of ridding us of them. *says in an obvious joking tone*
[Snipe] Now, gently, fly out of the hanger.
[Velocity] Chip: Fera's flying.
[Gravedigger] ...
[Velocity] ...well, they'll go boom.
* Gravedigger jumps up and sprints out of the cafeteria
[Garland] That's why they invented co-pilots, Grave.
[Velocity] ...?  *watches*
[Velocity] You know, I think he's going to try and go boom with them
* Garland looks at Velocity
[SOUND]
* Fera gently lifts the shuttle up...and flips the shuttle to the right
[Snipe] GAH!
[Fera] Heehehehehheeh...'oops'...
* Snipe grips the weapon's console
[Garland] THey call me the zealous one.
[Snipe] THAT way
* Snipe points at the doors
* Garland reads his pad
[Fera] This way? *hits the left*
[Snipe] GAH!
* Dias falls to the cieling and back down hitting his head
* Gravedigger sprints into the hanger
[Snipe] Just DON'T *OW!* the boosters!
[Gravedigger] ...Great googly moogly...
[Velocity] Eve: What are they doing!?
[Velocity] Eve: *runs over behind the shuttle*
[Fera] Boosters? OOO! *starts hitting random buttons*
[Gravedigger] Shit! *runs at the shuttles*
[Snipe] GAH!  NO!  NOT THAT!  *watches the back door open*
[Snipe] The door's open, Fera!
[Snipe] THE DOOR!
* Gravedigger sees his chance and dives in
[Velocity] Eve: Oh, shit.
[Garland] Sera: Oh hell... Ai jes had that fixed...
[Velocity] Eve: *dives in after them*
[Fera] 'Floor it'? *shrugs* Alright!
* Fera hits the boosters
* Gravedigger rolls in
* Dias lies on the floor
* Garland glances at Velocity
* Snipe slams against his seat as the shuttle heads right for the open doors
[Garland] Think they made it?
[Velocity] Eve: *slams the back door shut*
[Gravedigger] Who the hell let that nut-job fly?!
[Dias] *grabs head*
[Dias] Ouch...
*** Jericho has quit IRC (I keep moving on, and only God knows why.)
[Fera] Snipe!
[Snipe] It was that or let Dias fly what he thinks was a bucket!
* Snipe notes they are outside the station
[Velocity] They'll crash.
[Fera] ...So there are no other pilots?
[Velocity] Either there or the way back
[Velocity] Eve: I can *pant* fly.
[Gravedigger] ...So there are no other pilots?
[Garland] Probably.
[Gravedigger] Better get to it.
[Garland] But they'll be back even if they do crash.
* Gravedigger puts his hand on Fera's shoulder
* Fera looks up?
[Fera] Eh?
[Velocity] Eve: *Walks over, calmly to the pilot's seat, trying to maintain her calm manner*
*** Velocity is now known as Eve`
* Garland continues eating
* Gravedigger throws Fera into the co-pilot's seat
* Snipe is hit by Fera
[Snipe] OUF!
[Fera] Ack! Why you maggot-bag!
* Fera dives at Grave, claws flying
[Snipe] I'm seeing...stars...
* Snipe twitches in the seat
* Eve` ducks Fera
[Eve`] Eek!
* Gravedigger catches Fera in mid-air
* Eve` rolls into the pilot's seat and hits the hyperspace button
[Garland] NRP: ...Begining to see why I wasn't alerted to the session, I just lucked out and saw the countdown. -_-
[Eve`] Oh..yeah, hold onto something
[Gravedigger] Sit'own.
* Gravedigger plops him in a back seat
[Dias] Huh?! *stands up*
[Snipe] GM: *the shuttle jerks roughly into hyperspace*
* Fera growls and hisses
* Snipe pants in his seat
[Dias] *flies back and slams into the rear wall*
[Dias] OOOF!
[Snipe] OUF2
* Snipe flinches and decides to pass out
* Dias holds his head
[Gravedigger] ...
[Dias] Man that's a wierd way to get rid of a hangover..
[Eve`] ---*looks over* Is he--- dead?  He just fell over.
[Dias] Probably passed out like usualy
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[Gravedigger] Uh, Eve? Looks like we're handling this mission...
* Snipe snores
[Dias] Nope see he's alivre..
[Fera] Please let him be dead! Then we can eat him!
* Gravedigger looks at Fera
[Dias] Shut up Fera.
* Eve` looks at Fera, disgusted
[Gravedigger] ...You're a Reploid! You don't NEED to eat!
[Dias] Hey Fera I think theres decaying matter in the bathroom go check it out
* Eve` adjusts her pilot suit and places her helmet next to her, on the floor
[Fera] Picky, picky!
* Fera looks at Dias
[Fera] Is it yours?
[Dias] I'm not sure, how bout you go check for us
[Eve`] What are we exactly doing, anyway?
* Eve` looks uncomfortable with being here
[Dias] Going to retrieve some chip...
[Gravedigger] ...Good question..
[Eve`] Oh...
[Dias] Where...I dont' know..
[Snipe] I just hit the hyperspace button.  The location was already entered by him.
[Snipe] NRP: Eve said that
[Gravedigger] ...Grreeaat..
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* Eve` nods at Snipe
*** Gar-RW is now known as Garland
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Garland
[Dias] Well..we're get there and then  find out
* Gravedigger goes over to Snipe's body and lifts him upby the shirt
* Gravedigger pats his face
[Gravedigger] Yo, wake up.
* Snipe snores louder
[Dias] Let him be...
* Eve` plays with one of her pigtails
[Eve`] I...I shouldn't really be here...
[Gravedigger] We should know what we're getting ourselves into before we get there.
[Gravedigger] Snipe, wake up.
[Dias] Not like that's helped matters before..
[Fera] Bite him!
[Dias] No harm done Eve.
* Gravedigger pats Snipe on the face harder
[Eve`] ...
* Eve` looks down, nervously, and keeps playing with her hair
* Snipe is totally out cold
* Dias leans back against the wall thinking
[Gravedigger] ...
* Gravedigger slaps Snipe's across the face
* Snipe grunts, and resumes his gentle snoring
[Dias] Why not check the coordinates? That can't hurt
[Gravedigger] Anyone got something that really stinks?
[Eve`] Alright.  *hits a button*
[Fera] Ohhhh I've got-
[Dias] Wiens Breath...he's not here...nevermind
[Gravedigger] *points at Fera*-Don't finish it.
[Eve`] GM: *the shuttle has appear on a screen a 9/10th completed station, rotating*
[Fera] Oh you're no fun!
[Eve`] That's the only structure in the area Snipe programmed in.
[Dias] Do we know anything about it?
[Dias] Sorry...dumb question
[Gravedigger] Check the shuttle log, maybe Snipe put something in there.
[Eve`] Well, I could let into the Tsivrixsh's Info Net.
* Gravedigger shouts in Snipe's ear
[Eve`] (get)
[Gravedigger] SNIPE! WAKE UP!
* Eve` checks, finding nothing
[Dias] Get anything
[Snipe] Zzzzz.
[Gravedigger] ...Fera, get over here.
[Eve`] Not a thing in the shuttle log.
[Fera] *blinks*...Huh?
[Dias] ...I'm gonna turn around *faces away from Snipe*
* Gravedigger nods to Snipe
[Gravedigger] Bite 'im.
* Fera 's eyes go wide
[Fera] Really?1
[Dias] No don't bite him!
[Gravedigger] Yeah. But you're not going to break the skin.
[Fera] ...Aw screw you! Get a psycho's hopes up...
* Gravedigger shrugs
[Dias] Shew....
[Gravedigger] Okay, I'l ldo it myself then.
* Gravedigger bites Snipe on the arm
[Dias] WHAT?! Don't bite...AHHH!!!! *Rubs arm*
* Snipe slugs Grave and opens his eyes
[Snipe] OWWW!
* Gravedigger takes the impact
[Gravedigger] 'Bout damn time.
* Dias kicks Grave in the face
[Dias] Asshole..
[Eve`] Hey---guys!
* Gravedigger catches Dias' foot
* Dias rubs his arm
[Gravedigger] Sod off.
[Dias] Bah
* Eve` shakes her head
[Snipe] Are we dead---?
* Fera sniggers
[Fera] Oh what fun!
[Fera] Yes, yes we are!
[Dias] Yes Eve?
* Snipe nods a few times, then begins to go back to sleep
[Eve`] I found out a little information the Tsivrixsh had on the station.
* Gravedigger shakes Snipe
[Snipe] ---what?
[Dias] Like?
[Gravedigger] You, stay awake.
[Eve`] This station....
[Gravedigger] We're at some station. You have the info we need.
[Eve`] ...*squints* Huh, that's a name I didn't expect to see
[Dias] Who's name?
[Eve`] It used to be a CorSec base until the station broke ties....22 years ago.
[Eve`] Now they design computer chips.
[Fera] Cor-Wha?
[Dias] CorSec......
[Eve`] Not big enough game for the Tsivrixsh.
* Dias clenches fists
*** Galvatron is now known as SpeakY10k
* Eve` looks at them all, looking proud of herself
[Snipe] Strange.
* Snipe rubs chin
[Snipe] The chip we need is 22 years old.
[Snipe] Don't they design newer chips now?
[Eve`] Yes. 
[Gravedigger] Obviously it isn't just a coincedence.
[Snipe] Then why would our mysterious informant want a chip that dates back to CorSec times?
[Dias] ....Unless he has ties with CorSec...
[Gravedigger] To get CorSec information, probably.
[Fera] I smell conspirrrrrrraaacccyyyy....
[Snipe] Well, he gave us Spade on an open platter, so maybe he's trying to destroy CorSec, but learn it's secrets at the same time.
[Gravedigger] You're going to be smelling deep space in a minute if you don't shut it.
[Dias] .....CorSecs destroyed
* Fera spats at Grave
[Gravedigger] Yeah, but not thier secrets.
[Snipe] CorSec was shut down --- being destroyed, there's a difference.
* Gravedigger looks at Fera
[Snipe] I mean, look at Lord Talon, he got his hands on a CorSec weapon.  Spade, in his final fight with us, used a CorSec weapon The Ultimate Weapon.
[Dias] Me and Slasher did our best on Earth to destroy CorSec..
[Dias] Guess we didn't succeed..
[Snipe] True.  And Xevil pretty much wiped out the surface of the Earth.
[Gravedigger] Watch yourself, freak.
[Snipe] Anything about CorSec THERE is pretty much gone.  In all pretenses, CorSec IS dead.
[Dias] Go figure they'd spread it into space..
[Fera] Watch yourself, meat.
[Snipe] Well, they couldn't have spread far without EarthGov knowing it.
[Dias] CorSec has it's ways..
* Eve` looks confused
[Snipe] Spade's dead.  He WAS all that remained of CorSec.
[Dias] Slasher knows personally how tricky they can be..
[Gravedigger] So they want us to believe.
[Dias] Slasher's still remains...
* Snipe rubs chin
[Snipe] So, what we have here is a play for CorSec toys.
[Snipe] Like our dead friend, Talon.
* Eve` is lost
[Dias] Snipe I advise that once we get the chip, we alter it enough so that we can have control of it..
[Dias] Just incase
[Snipe] We're not keeping the chip.
[Snipe] It's part of the bargain.
* Gravedigger cracsk his knuckles
[Gravedigger] Let's infiltrate that station, shall we?
[Dias] I personally don't want CorSec technology in hands of people we odn't kow..
[Snipe] Yeah, but do we want the rebirth of Talon's little trade empire?
[Snipe] I'm batting zero in our search, Dias, we need a lead.  BAd.
[Dias] Do you wanna take the risk that that man could use the chip for chaos..
[SOUND]
[Eve`] Heads up.  We're here
* Eve` drops them out of hyperspace in front of the station
[Snipe] IT's not a weapon's chip.
[Dias] What kind is it?
[Snipe] It holds some type of data to run a program.  It's basic stuff.
[Dias] ....*Shakes head*
[Eve`] Station: Please identify yourselves.
[Gravedigger] Can't be so basic if it's this important.
[Snipe] I'll agree to that.
[Dias] Agreed
[Snipe] But it shows no indiciation to run a death weapon of any sort.
[Dias] You don't know tht
[Gravedigger] Who says it HAS to be a weapon of any sort, though?
[Dias] CorSec is like a coin, it has two sides to everything
[Snipe] .....
[Snipe] Look, technically, CorSec IS dead.  It has powerful toys out there, but it's dead.  Talon's empire being ressurected is a CURRENT threat.
[Dias] Fine..
[Snipe] If whoever manages to get all his trade connections, we could have another war go on like we almost had when we killed Talon.
[Gravedigger] Snipe, in our line of business, sicne when has anything STAYED dead?
[Eve`] Station: Warning, you will be fired upon if you do not identify yourselves.
[Dias] WEll there was that one time..wait no....how bout when we battled...damnt no..
[Gravedigger] ...Except us if you don't respond!
[Eve`] Uh, yes, this is the...
[Fera] Yea!
* Eve` look up from the comm
[Eve`] We're, uh, the Freelance Designers, we...uh..would like to purchase some of your technology
[Eve`] Station: *pause* What type?
[Snipe] ---Freelance Designers?
[Dias] *mutters* Oh..anything thats 22 years old..
[Gravedigger] The evil, war-type stuff...You know, the kind that takes over the planet, you should have some in stock...
[Eve`] Station: Say what/
* Gravedigger coughs wildly
* Dias eblows Grave
[Gravedigger] Damn cold!
* Gravedigger hacks
* Eve` looks at Grave unbelievingly
[Eve`] Station: .... wait right there,.... Freelance Designers.
* Snipe shakes head
[Snipe] We are SO screwed.
[Eve`] Well, at least they're not powering up their weapons
[SOUND]
[Eve`] ---or maybe they arwe.
[SOUND]
[Snipe] ...
[Gravedigger] ...You know, if they DO let us in for that, I'd be frightened.
* Eve` watches the alarms go off as they power up their shields and cannons
[Eve`] Now what---?
* Gravedigger leans back in his chair
[Snipe] ----uh, can we attack it?
[Eve`] That depends.  Do you want to die faster or slower?
[Dias] I dont htink we should..
[Gravedigger] What do you think they'd do if they saw Spade after al lthese years?
[Dias] Uhhh....shit their pants
[Snipe] Scream because *WE* killed him just a few days ago?
* Eve` grips the controls as the shuttle shakes from an impact of a shot
[Gravedigger] Do they know that, though?
[Snipe] Probably not on the local news, no.
[Dias] .....Give it a try..
[Gravedigger] Open a visual channel and bring up a picture of the guy.
* Snipe reaches over and complies
[Fera] Nooo! I want a painful death!
* Gravedigger looks at the pic and morphs to resemble Spade
[Gravedigger] Channel open?
[Snipe] Yes.
* Gravedigger coughs
[Eve`] Station: What the?
[Gravedigger] YOU COMPLETE FRICKING MORONS! STAND DOWN!
[Eve`] Station: .... is that you, President Spade?
[Garland] NRP: Ow, you shot me you a-hole!
[Gravedigger] Yes it's ME, stop shooting otherise it won't be!
* Dias sits there watching
[Eve`] Station: *they begin to laugh* You know, we heard you were busy battling the Tsivrixsh and the Hunters with that stupid Ultimate Weapon of yours.  We wondered where you went to all these months.  We're glad you're not dead...
[Eve`] Station: So we can personally kill you.  We didn't stand for you 22 years ago with Cran and we won't stand for you now.
[Eve`] ...they're firing more aggressively!
* Eve` begins to evade
[Gravedigger] No thanks you idiots! I almost w-Wha?
[Snipe] Great!
[Snipe] No one thought of the fact they LEFT CorSec 22 years ago!
* Snipe grips the co pilot's console
[Dias] Bring up a layout of their station
[Gravedigger] ...Well YOU'RE the leader, why didn't YOU think of it?!
[Snipe] Uh---I like to let you guys think of your own free will some!
* Eve` dodges a blast, only to be nailed by another
[Gravedigger] Nice timing!
* Snipe brings up the layouts the Mysterious informant gave him
* Fera sits back laughing loudly
[Dias] ....*looks at it for a place to fly into*
[Snipe] Alright, the chip should, if it's still up to date, is there.  *points at level 8* 
[Snipe] GM: *Dias spots on on Level 5*
* Eve` works hard on evading, sweating
[Dias] There! Eve fly to Level 5 and go in there *points*
* Eve` nods, pushing the throttle forward, sending the shuttle straight for the point
[SOUND]
* Dias quickly studys the map memorizing it
[Snipe] Well, this should be ineresting
* Eve` rolls to the right, ducks to the left, and right hooks it straight into the ventalization shaft
[Eve`] Alright...
* Eve` works her way through the pipe
[Dias] Nice flying....very tight.
* Eve` slams it to a halt under a black area of the roof
* Eve` enters the code and a little walkway attaches to he roof
[Eve`] There.
[Snipe] Well, here we go
[Dias] Snipe...we wanna take this quietly or do we wanna blow our way?
[Gravedigger] Since they know we're here...
[Snipe] ...they know we're here/
[Gravedigger] Let me go out first.
[Dias] Aight sounds good..*cracks knuckles*
[Snipe] We're going to have to cut through the roof.
* Dias pulls the laser cutter from his pocket
* Fera runs his claws along the wall
[Dias] Still got it...or we could The walking can opener do it..
* Snipe works his way to the walkway and looks up
[Snipe] Well, don't cut the shuttle.
* Dias follows behind Snipe
[Fera] Awww...
[Dias] Eve, you gonna come with or you gonna guard the ship...
* Fera follows mopily
* Gravedigger follows
[Eve`] I'll...guard.
[Gravedigger] Be careful.
* Snipe waves at the roof
[Snipe] Go ahead.
[Eve`] I will be.  Thanks.  *smiles*
[Dias] Aright...Ta...*looks at Grave and then walks off*
* Fera puts his claws to the ceiling, then they expand outward and he starts moving his hand in a circle
[Fera] ...Ah fuckit. *takes his other hand and punches through*
[Gravedigger] ...
[Gravedigger] Wasn't my idea to bring him, I'd just like to bring that little point up.
[Snipe] ...noted.
[Dias] I say we leave him here..
[Snipe] GM: *guard appear at the hole made and open fire down into the shuttle*
* Fera dives up and grabs ths guard
[Fera] Hello, lunch!
* Snipe jerks back
* Dias bounces through the hole and rams into a guard
* Fera bites into his face
[Snipe] That idiot is going to get himself killed...that one too!
[SOUND]
[Snipe] Guard: *blasts Fera in the chest twice*
* Fera giggles
[Snipe] Guard: *shoots Dias in the back*
[Fera] Silly, you can't hurt me like that!
[Dias] ARG!! *spins around and decks the Guard sending him flying
* Fera shoves his claws through the guard's neck
* Snipe rubs his back
* Snipe grabs his rifle and fires up the hole
* Gravedigger cringes
[Snipe] Guard: *chokes on his own blood, spilling it in Fera's face*
[Gravedigger] Yeesh...brutual son of a bitch..
[Snipe] 4 Guards: *blast Fera in the back of the head*
* Dias blurs forward and rams his elbow full force into another guard
* Snipe fires up the hole and nails another guard
* Fera tosses the guard aside and smears the blood over his face
[Snipe] Guards: *retreat*
* Fera drops down and slashes at the guard
[Dias] Hurry up guys...
* Snipe leaps up the hole
* Gravedigger climbs through
* Snipe looks around
[Fera] Aww...no more play things...
[Dias] *Yells down the tube into the shuttle* Becareful Eve, if you need help call..
[Eve`] Right!
* Snipe looks around
[Snipe] Alright, the chip is on the eight floor, we're on the fifth floor.
[Dias] Not like she will...
[Dias] Best way is striaght up?
[Snipe] I suppose it is.
[Gravedigger] Parked in Section G12, level 4-B...
* Snipe looks up, still looking exhausted
* Dias ducks and blurs upwards ramming into the cieling
[Snipe] Ceiling: *Buckles and bends, giving into he ram, exploding upward*
* Snipe leaps after Dias
* Fera dives through
* Dias leaps through the cieling
* Gravedigger climbs through
[SOUND]
* Dias lands and looks around
[Snipe] Guards: *have them surrounded, 25 in all*
[Snipe] Guards: Freeze.
[Dias] Floor 6, laungerier.....ahh shit..
* Snipe stops cold in his tracks
[Dias] Psst Snipe...think I could scare 'em?
[Snipe] Perhaps.
[Snipe] Guards:  Where is SPADE?  
* Gravedigger looks at Snipe
* Snipe quickly sums up the situation
[Dias] That way!! *points down the whole*
* Snipe pulls out one of Grey's grenade
[Snipe] ...Grey Fox....
[Dias] He ran the opposite way..
* Snipe throws them at the guards
[Gravedigger] ...Some plan!
[Snipe] Guarsd: AAAAH!  *run around in circles*
[Dias] ....GOING UP!!! *blurs upwards slamming into the cieling*
* Snipe leaps up
* Gravedigger climbs through
[Snipe] Guards: *dive for cover as it explodes, sending the entire floor collapsing in it seems*
* Fera hisses and dives up
[Garland] NRP: If I'm not needed, I'm going to bed.
* Dias lands
[Snipe] Guards: *shoot up the hole*
* Snipe looks back down
[Snipe] Heh.
[Dias] NRP: We need someone to make fun of...
* Gravedigger grabs Snipe and drags him back
[Garland] NRP: Look in the mirror. I'm off.
[Snipe] ...?
*** Garland has left #taw
* Snipe looks at Grave
[Dias] Floor 7...Cheap Crap..
[Gravedigger] We have a mission here, c'mon.
[Snipe] No more grenades, by the way.
[Dias] And onto floor 8..*ducks and blurs up again slamming full force*
* Snipe leaps up after Dias, noticing they are in the middle of....a strange weapons testing range*
[Gravedigger] Good, 'cause that wasn't much of a plan anyway.
* Fera dives through
[Dias] .....*quickly spins around scanning for activitiy*
[Snipe] Guards: *aim their weapons at the team* Ready...aim....--WHAT?
[Fera] DIE-THINGS!
[Dias] Fera no..
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: FIRE!
[Fera] No, Fera yes!
[Dias] AHHH CRAP!!! *looks for soemthign to hide behind*
[Snipe] Guards: *fire orbs of glowing plasma at the team*
* Snipe notes there's no where to hide
* Gravedigger rolsl away
[Snipe] Nooo!
* Snipe dives
* Dias flips into the air over 'em
* Fera leaps over the orbs and dives at the guards, slashing madly
[Snipe] Guards: *detonate the orbs, sending waves of plasma out in all directions*
* Gravedigger holds up his shovel
[Snipe] Guards: *put up a protective window to knock Fera back*
* Dias shoves his hands forward in an attempt to block it
* Snipe rolls to the side, his coat torn
[Snipe] Dammit.
* Fera snaps and snarls at the shield
* Dias scans around for the chip
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant:  Switch to attack...heh heh heh
[Snipe] GM: *scan jammed*
[Dias] .....*leaps down the hole*
* Snipe grabs his rifle and fires at the window
[Snipe] Dammit!
[Snipe] Guards:  Heh heh heh
* Gravedigger slips out his sai
[SOUND]
* Dias landso n the floor below and runs forward to where the ghuards should be standing
[Dias] Hehehe..*ducks and rams the cieling agian*
* Gravedigger looks at the shield, then up at the ceiling
* Snipe notes that the window lowers slightly, and a wide beam of energy zooms out, covering the entire room in a constant wave*
[Snipe] !?
[Gravedigger] Shit!
* Snipe stands there, blinking
* Gravedigger flattens out
* Gravedigger reaches up and jerks Snipe down
* Fera dives through the wall
* Snipe falls backwards as the beam flies overhead
* Snipe looks at it, still going
[Snipe] We can't get back up!
* Dias bursts through the ground behind the Guards
[Snipe] Guards: *stop the attack and turn around* AAAAAH!
[Dias] Hiya Guys...I was wondering if oyu could tell me where hte bathroom is?
[Gravedigger] O' ye of little faith...
* Dias punches one in the face and kicks another in the gut
* Fera dives in behind Dias
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: Get him!
* Snipe stands up
[Snipe] Hmmm.
[Fera] 'Cause you're gonna neeeeeed iiiiittt..
* Dias blurs infront of the Drill Sergeant
[Dias] Heya pal...
* Fera holds his claws up
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: ....
* Snipe dives through the crack in the shield, rolling into the fight
* Fera tears into whatever's left
[Snipe] Guards: *run around in fear, dying uselessly*
[Dias] *ducks and spinkicks the Drill Sergeant*
* Gravedigger stands back
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: *Grabs the kick and slams Dias into the wall*
* Snipe punches at DS
[Dias] Ooof..*growls at the DrillSergeant*
[Snipe] DS:  *Grabs Snipe's punch and throws him into a wall by Dias*
[Snipe] GAH!
* Fera stabs the drill sergeant from behind
[Dias] NRP: Hehehee...DS..
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: *grunts, his armor taking most of the damage*
* Dias drops to the ground and darts forward in an attempt to tackle D.S.'s legs
[Snipe] Drill Sergeant: *drops a can under Fera and dives onto an elevator pad, going down out of sight*
* Fera leaps up onto the sergeant's chest and snaps at his jugular
* Dias leaps over Fera
[Snipe] ...*Sees the can*
[Fera] RAAAAAAGGHHEEEEEEE!
[Snipe] Oh...
* Snipe looks at the nearest door and dives at it
[Gravedigger] Fore.
[Snipe] ...shit!
[Dias] ....BOMB!!! *dives in behind Snipe*
* Gravedigger smacks the can away with his shovel, down the hole
[Gravedigger] (elevator pad0
[Snipe] *A loud explosion is heard*
[Dias] Snipe, wheres the chip supposed to be?
* Snipe stands up from inside the doorway
[Snipe] Somewhere on this floor, nearby where we parked.
* Snipe looks around the new room and sees rows of chips
[Snipe] Sorta like those.
[Dias] ....How we supposed to tell which is 22 years old?
[Gravedigger] The one with the most dust.
[Dias] What if they keep 'em clean numbskull
[Gravedigger] ...It was a joke, dipshit.
[Snipe] ..
[Dias] Oh....
* Snipe starts shifting through the chips
* Dias walks around looking
[Snipe] It has a blue stripe on it with the words  "CORE"
[Gravedigger] Let's just grab 'em all and go.
[Snipe] GM: *the room is literally full of shelves with chips*
[Dias] That'd be too easy Grave..
[Gravedigger] Then we can sell whatever's not the right now!
[Gravedigger] Or wait...we could USE the non-right ones...
* Snipe throws a box of chips to the floor
* Dias picks up a box and looks
[Snipe] GM: *The door begins to open to the right of them*
[Snipe] ...company.
[Dias] Crap..
* Gravedigger aims his sai at the door
[Fera] Dinner course!
[Dias] *begins looking more
* Fera dives at the door
[Snipe] Guards: *send a wave that repels Fera*
[Gravedigger] Shit ,we can't have a fight in here!
[Dias] Hey I found a red one that says "HORE"
[Snipe] Guards: *step in, 40 of them, all in high tech armor*
[Fera] RAAGGHHEEE!
[Snipe] ...funny, Dias.
[Dias] Ooooh nice...
* Fera flies back, then leaps back to his feet in a crouching position
[Dias] We'll keep that one for Garland later.. *pockets it*
[Snipe] Guards: Surrender, Spade's followers!
[Dias] Spade? Who's that?
[Dias] We're here to clean the chips. 
* Snipe throws another box down, still searching
[Gravedigger] ...*whipsers* no one tell them we're Hunters...
[Snipe] Guards: Stop looking through the chips, or be shot.
[Dias] But we're cleaning 'em...
* Snipe keeps looking
[Gravedigger] What chips?
[Snipe] Guards: *point at Snipe and fire a warning shot, nailing him in the back, right hand shoulder*
* Dias starts blowing on one causing dust to fly up
* Snipe grunts in pain, staggering forward, but keeps looking
[Dias] OUCH!!! Asshole
* Gravedigger lets out his arm cannon
[Gravedigger] Wrong move, flyboy.
[Snipe] Guards: *all lift their weapons*
* Dias grabs onto a shelf of one
* Gravedigger fires upward, taking out the lights
[Snipe] Guards: *Activate their x-ray sensors*
* Gravedigger leaps onto the guards as they delay
* Fera leaps at the guards
* Dias shoves the shelf down onto the Guards
[Dias] Someone light a flair!!
[Dias] OR somethign bright..
[Snipe] Guards: *open fire, sending a spray of green lights that nail everyone (instant 5,000 AP damage)*
[Snipe] Can't see!
[Dias] Arg...
[SOUND]
* Gravedigger slashes their maskes with his sai
* Dias leaps behind a box
* Fera screeches
[Snipe] Guards: *all target Gravedigger*
[Dias] Grave....
[Snipe] Guards: *open fire with volley, after volley of green attacks, all at different angles and heights*
* Gravedigger dives behind the guards and fires at them
* Dias switches his vision to nightvision
* Snipe kicks a shelf over, letting them fall on some guards
[Snipe] Grave!?
* Gravedigger runs out into the hall
[Dias] .....He's playing decoy
[Snipe] Right
[Snipe] Guards: *chase after him*
* Dias turns back to the chips searching frantically
* Gravedigger dives into a doorway
* Gravedigger morphs into a guard
[Dias] I figure we got about 15 minutes
[Snipe] I need some lights
[Dias] Numbskull shot 'em..
[Dias] Snipe..Use the Force...
[Snipe] ---what?
[Dias] ...I don't konw...it sounded right tho..
* Gravedigger steps back into the hall
* Dias picked up a box of chips and goes through 'em
[Gravedigger] He went into the vents, sir!
* Snipe squints as he looks into each one
[Snipe] Guards: Right.  *Send three squads into vents, then prep two more squads to go back to the room with the chips*
* Dias looks up for water extuingishers
* Gravedigger heads with the squad back to the chip room
[Snipe] Guards: *walk in*
[Dias] ...Hey SNipe..what color is it again?
* Dias sits behind a box
[Snipe] Blue.
[Dias] ....And it says what again?
[Snipe] CORE.
[Snipe] Guards: *aim at them* Surrender!
[Dias] Does it look like this? *shows it to him*
[Gravedigger] ...NERVE BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!
[Snipe] Guards: *dive outside*
[Snipe] ---what!?
* Snipe looks at the guards
[Dias] Huh?! *holds the chip*
* Gravedigger hits the door shut then shoots the controls
[Snipe] ---it's a guard!
* Gravedigger de-morphs
[Dias] Snipe....does it look like this? *hands it to him*
[Snipe] ---it's a Grave!
[Gravedigger] It's a Gravedigger!
* Snipe looks at it
[Gravedigger] Now let's get the hell outta here!
[Snipe] Yes, this is it.  Good job, Dias
[Snipe] Lets get back to the shuttle.
[Dias] WOoohoo!! Now to take out the rest of the chips..
[Fera] Wheee!
* Fera dives through the hole
[Snipe] Door: *buckles*
* Snipe runs into the previous room and jumps down the hole
[Dias] *pulls out his welder and holds it up to the fire safety devices igniting it*
[Gravedigger] D/me dives out
* Snipe lands next to Fera, then drops to the next floor, then to the next, then to the next until he's at the original hole by the shuttle.
* Gravedigger dives out
[Dias] *quickly follows behind the*
* Gravedigger follows through
* Snipe drops down into the shuttle
* Fera drops through
* Dias drops down
* Snipe preps the walkway to close and seal the shuttle back off before leaving
* Snipe finishes and seals the shuttle
[Snipe] Done.
[Dias] Eve...
* Eve` can't be seen at the controls
[Gravedigger] Get us the hell gone!
* Snipe turns to the controls
[Gravedigger] ...Crap.
[Dias] ...EVE!!! *scans the shuttle*
* Eve` steps out, looking worried
[Gravedigger] ...We're caught...
[Dias] *turns to her*
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *Steps out, bloodied, a plasma gun trained on her head*
[Dias] ....*looks Eve into the eye*
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: One twitch, she dies.  I can kill her in a death move.
[Eve`] Eve: *looks Dias back, looking confident in her eyes*
[Dias] You kill her and I'll rip your innerd and feed them to you
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: Either way, I'll die.  I'll take her as company, if any of you move.
[Dias] Take me instead..
[SOUND]
[Gravedigger] Youk il lher and you die slowly and horribly, you know that, right?
* Eve` concentrates
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *blinks, looking confused, his arm wavering*
[Fera] And I can make that a reality...
* Fera laughs darkly and erieely
[Dias] EVE DUCK!
* Snipe slowly raises his rifle
* Eve` ducks down
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *regains control of himself*
[Dias] *blurs morphing into DH, he rams into DS*
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: OUF!
*** Dias is now known as DarkHeart
* Snipe fires a blast at DS and runs for the cockpit
[Eve`] ---Dias
* DarkHeart ducks letting the blast nail DS
* Eve` runs at the controls, flying the shuttle towards the exit
* DarkHeart quickly flips up uppercutting DS
[Fera] Awww, but I wanted to kil lthe fleshbag!
[SOUND]
[Eve`] Drill Seregeant: *counters, barely*
* Gravedigger grabs Fera and moves for the cockpit
[Gravedigger] C'mon.
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: I don't know what the winch did to me, but I'm back to normal now!
* DarkHeart snarls loudly in DS's face
* Eve` flies through the pipe, stars can be seen at the exit
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *punches at DH*
* DarkHeart raises hand and catches the fist
* Snipe straps himself into the cockpit
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *grins and pushes DH's hand back some*
* DarkHeart uses his other hand and throws a punch at DS
* Eve` flies out into space, the station opening fire on them
*** DarkHeart has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
*** DarkHeart has joined #taw
[SOUND]
[DarkHeart] NRP: Gay...
*** DarkHeart is now known as DarkHeart`
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *ducks it and knees DH in the stomach*
* Snipe enters the location for Origin
[Gravedigger] If Dias wasn't back there, we could flood the compartment with radaition..
[Snipe] Jump it when ready, Eve.
* Eve` nods, pulling the hyperspace lever
* DarkHeart` keels over
* Snipe hits a button, opening the backdoor
[Eve`] Drill Sergeant: *looks behind him as the door opens into the hells of hyperspace, lightning zapping in* What!?
[Eve`] ---Snipe!?
* DarkHeart` looks up and punches D.S.
[Eve`] DS: *Stumbles back*
* DarkHeart` quickly follows up kicking him in the gut
* Snipe looks confident
[Gravedigger] NRP: Pow, muthafuckah!
[Eve`] DS: *gags, rolling further to the back*
[Eve`] DS: You -- will--- die!
* DarkHeart` demorphs
*** DarkHeart` is now known as Dias
[Eve`] What if Dias falls into hyperspace?
[Snipe] He'll be fine.
[Eve`] DS: *Stands up*
[Eve`] DS: Fool!
[Dias] ...You'll pay for callign her a wench...*runs towards him and knee tackles DS*
[Gravedigger] ...He'd be fine if he falls into hyperspace, or he'll be fine and not fall into hyperspace?
[Eve`] DS: *Gags in pain, but grabs Dias, sending them both rolling towards the edge of the plank, the energy of hyperspace reaching up to nail them*
[Snipe] ...if he doesn't flal.
* Dias punches DS in the face
[Eve`] DS: *stumbles off, falling into the energy, being ripped to shreds*
* Dias reaches for a side bar with his other hand
[Eve`] Hyperspace: *shoots off energy into the back of the cockpit, shaking the shuttle*
[Gravedigger] ...I certainly hope this isn't the same logic that tells you that your vacations wil lturn out okay.
* Snipe hits the close button
[Snipe] We'll see.
* Dias drops to the ground
[Dias] Oof...
* Eve` looks worried
* Dias gets up and walks into the cockpit
[Fera] As long as somebody went boomies!
* Snipe looks at Dias, smiling
[Fera] Dammit, the wrong one!
* Dias smiles back
* Gravedigger thwacks Fera
[Gravedigger] Shut it.
* Fera slashes at Grave
[Snipe] Good job...But man, that sure as hell hurt, Dias
* Gravedigger smacks Fera's hand away
[Snipe] Couldn't you have hurried up?
[Gravedigger] Knock it off.
[Dias] ...And take out all the suspense?
[Snipe] Save me the pain
* Snipe looks at the rest, holding up the chip
[Dias] ...You enjoy it...*turns to Eve* Did he hurt you?
* Eve` shakes her head
[Dias] Good....
[Snipe] Well, we did it.  Now, we learn who's trying to rebuild Talon's...*falls over, asleep*
[Gravedigger] ...Can I bite him again?
[Dias] ...Let him sleep..
[Eve`] Thanks, Dias.
[Fera] ...Can I bite him?
[Dias] ...Anytime Eve...And Thank you..
[Gravedigger] No.
[Eve`] ---Thank me?
* Eve` looks confused
[Fera] ...Can I have sex with his unconscious body?
[Dias] Yes....
[Eve`] But, why?
[Dias] ...Fera sure...why not...
* Gravedigger looks at Fera agahst
* Eve` ignores Fera
[Gravedigger] ...Get the hell away from me, you sick fuck.
[Fera] Yea!
* Fera goes over to Snipe
[Dias] You've made me who I am today..
[Eve`] ---I...just troubled you more, haven't I?  Having Dark Heart appear...
[Gravedigger] NRP: *cough*apussy*cough*
[Dias] NRP: *cough*IamwhatIeat*Cough*
[Gravedigger] NRP: ...You eat hot dogs?
[Dias] At first...but then I got to like him...he's kinda like a brother I never had..
[Dias] NRP: Ya don't you?
[Gravedigger] NRP: Not like that, sicko.
[Dias] NRP: Your the sicko..
[Gravedigger] NRP: Dias: The hairy, bruteish brother I've never had...who doesn't take showers...
[Eve`] ...
* Eve` looks down
*** SpeakY10k is now known as Galvatron
[Dias] *walks over to Eve and places his hand on her shoulder*
[Dias] NRP: ..and who likes eating fish....
* Eve` looks up
* Fera humps Snipe in the background
* Dias kneels down and gives her a hug
* Eve` blinks in surprise, blushing
[Eve`] Dias---?
[Dias] Yes?
* Gravedigger hoots and hollars
[Gravedigger] Can I produce the video?
* Eve` is about to say something, but looks at Grave, Fera, and Snipe
[Dias] NRP: Grave: Go Snipe and FERA!!
[Eve`] -----ewww.
* Snipe is still out cold.
* Gravedigger was hooting at Dias and Eve, actually
[Dias] NRP: Sureeeeeee
* Gravedigger looks back at Snipe and Fera
[Gravedigger] ...Uh, how about we don't tell Snipe about this, eh?
[Dias] Can we tell Elayne?
[Gravedigger] ...Let me think about it.
* Dias stands up helping Eve up
* Eve` has an unreadable expression on her face, struggling with emotions
[Gravedigger] NRP: [Eve] Homoerotic nonconsensual robotic/human sex...hmmm...
[Snipe] Time Chart: Back at Origin....
* Snipe walks off the shuttle, stretching
[Snipe] Man, I feel relaxed for some reason
* Gravedigger walks ahead briskly
[Dias] Uhh...*stiffles a laugh* 
* Eve` walks out after him, beet red, trying not to laugh
* Fera leaps off the shuttle giggline
[Dias] Snipe...I'd uhh..take a shower....a long shower....with bleach..*walks off*
[Snipe] ---did I miss something?
[Snipe] Session Ends