Session Start: Wed Apr 17 16:59:32 2002
* Logging #taw to 'logs\#taw.log'
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<Shretrav> SESSION BEGINS
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<Hotaru-chan> NRP: *** Uplink has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Shretrav> Session 160 - Super Nova X - Breakthrough
<GeneralCran> Location: The TCT Realm!
<GeneralCran> Location: Shield HQ
<CrossFire> NRP: Session 2013 - Super Nova XXXVII - Who made you leader of the apes Mr. Smarty pants?
* Shretrav looks around, trying to seem unimpressed.
* Speedblade rummages through a storage closet, throwing things out at random
* GeneralCran stands off to the side, his arms crossed. He is unimpressed.
* Katrina` plays with Uplink
<Uplink> Da!
* Trigger sabotages random items
* CrossFire plays with Uplink's vodka
<Speedblade> <Roulette> Hmph. So well organized. *claps sarcastially*
<Speedblade> <Roulette> Knock it off, Trig. Remember the deal we made with them...
* Trigger drops a vial
<Trigger> Fine, fine.
* CrossFire pours Vodka down his pants
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> We're supposed to be working together.
* Katrina` giggles, happy for the first time since the entire Origin bit
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> O.o
* Shretrav looks at Katrina
* GeneralCran makes a disgusted grunt toward CrossFire
<Speedblade> Here we go. *emerges with small electronic devices*
* CrossFire grins at GeneralCran
* Yinna walks out of the portal.... looking rather confused.
<Hotaru-chan> *to CrossFire* Hey, try not to get near any open flames... *smirks*
<Speedblade> <Diamondback> <...That's it?>
* CrossFire dances
* CrossFire sticks his Vodka soaked leg in Uplink's face, wondering if he'll try to eat it
* GeneralCran adjusts his trenchcoat away from CrossFire
<Uplink> ...
* Uplink edges away
* Yinna sips on her iced tea... 'uuh, hi?'
* Trigger runs up and kicks CrossFire in the knee.
<CrossFire> ow, basterd.
<Speedblade> Yep. *tosses one to DB, and another to Shretrav* These allow us to "reality-shift," if you will.
<Hotaru-chan> Great!
* CrossFire punches Trigger on the shoulder
<Shretrav> ..... Shouldn't more of you--ou--..... Wraiths be coming through?
<Trigger> OW!
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> That... wouldn't be altering the timeline, would it?
<Trigger> I was aiming for Uplink!
<CrossFire> Suuuuuuure ya were
* CrossFire picks up Uplink, turns him upside down, and shakes him
<Uplink> NYEEEEET!
<CrossFire> Gimme some more of that vodka russian man!
* Katrina` pouts and throws something at CF
<Katrina`> Bad man!
<CrossFire> Trigger, grab his legs
* Trigger grabs the legs.
* CrossFire drops Uplink trying to dodge Katrina's throw
* CrossFire digs through Uplink's belongings for more vodka
* Trigger drags Uplink by his legs
* Uplink seemingly has an unlimited supply of vodka
<GeneralCran> Look, we should hurry this up before the morons destroy themselves.
* Shretrav looks at Yinna
* Speedblade sighs - his and Uplink's wings have long since disappeared, the distortion having been "repaired"
* CrossFire takes a few bottles, tosses them to Trigger, takes a few more, and sits down, chugging merrily
<Speedblade> And you complain about US being disorganized.
<CrossFire> In the words of the russian, DA!
<Trigger> Da!
* Trigger drinks.
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> Why did I even join...?
* Yinna keeps her eyes glued to the ground... feeling rather uncomfortable.
* Shretrav walks over to Yinna
<Shretrav> .....
<Shretrav> Wraith?
* Yinna looks up to Shretrav.. 'huh?'
* Shretrav turns, heading over to Cran
* GeneralCran eyes Shretrav, not seemingly to care about her sudden change in sides.
<Yinna> ...
<Shretrav> How did you learn of all this, Cran?
<Hotaru-chan> That's what we're called.
* Shretrav glares at him, showing she's not really changed sides.
* GeneralCran ignores Shretrav
<GeneralCran> Let us hurry.
* CrossFire is half-drunk
<Shretrav> We will see, human.
* CrossFire puts his arm around Uplink
<Yinna> *mumbles*
<CrossFire> AIIIIIIIIIIIIE YIIIIIIIE YIE YIIIIIE
* Uplink runs off.
* CrossFire sings, and sways back and forth
<Hotaru-chan> Does it really matter whether you're human or not?
<GeneralCran> To some.
* CrossFire stumbles into Trigger
* Shretrav glares at Hotaru
* GeneralCran looks at Hotaru
<GeneralCran> It does.
<Trigger> dude, watch it!
<CrossFire> whoops!
* Shretrav walks over to Trigger
<Shretrav> Who's in charge of your group?
<Hotaru-chan> ... you two are so alike...
* CrossFire stares at Shretrav's chest
* Trigger touches her chest.
<Trigger> Dude..
<CrossFire> More than a feeling?
* Shretrav clocks Trigger
* Trigger lands on his back
<Trigger> Ow
<CrossFire> Look, do not touch *puts finger to his mouth*
<Shretrav> ......
<Shretrav> IDIOTS!
<CrossFire> uhm...I'm pretty sure kitty cat man is in charge of our merry band *hiccup* yes indeed.
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> You noticed?
<Speedblade> <Roulette> *shakes his head and sighs* I'm the leader of his division...
<Speedblade> <Roulette> And apparently the only sober Cop left.
* Shretrav looks at Roulette
<Hotaru-chan> <Fuu> *sighs*
* Katrina` runs past Shretav
<Shretrav> Then hurry up and find a way to this Prime Reality!
* GeneralCran smirks
<GeneralCran> He doesn't know the location.
<Speedblade> <Roulette> *holds up his hands* Not my job. The Shield's techs are working on it.
* Shretrav points at Cran
<Shretrav> You should know.
<GeneralCran> I do.
*** Yinna is now known as Hanshin`Isshi
* CrossFire plops down on Trigger
<Speedblade> Then how about talking to the techs about it?
<Speedblade> <Roulette> And before my men kill each other, preferably...
<GeneralCran> Why should I reveal the location when any of you could very well overthrow DS just to take over the reality for yourself?
<Shretrav> Let us hurry, so I may just destroy Death Star.
* GeneralCran gestures at Shretrav
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<CrossFire> Yes, destroy deathstar, thats the spirit!
* Shretrav looks at Cran
<Shretrav> It'd be too easy.
<Trigger> Uh, what does this reality thingy do?
* GeneralCran walks over to Shretrav
<GeneralCran> You are a mistake.  Your existance does not belong in any reality.
* CrossFire looks at Trigger
<CrossFire> Happy fun things, you should go steal it from SpeedBlade, right now.
<Uplink> Nyet.
* Trigger sneaks over to Speedblade
<Shretrav> And you are a relic of a fallen civilization, doomed to pretend you have some authority.
<CrossFire> psst, trigger, hide it in your pants.
<GeneralCran> Authority means nothing.
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<Shretrav> Authority is everything.
<Speedblade> *glares at CrossFire* ...Il est idiot... tres stupide... oy.
<CrossFire> .oO(No sane living creature would ever reach into Trigger's pants)
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<GeneralCran> Then you shall find yourself dead --- again.
<Shretrav> We'll see.
<Fuu> ... again?
* GeneralCran points at the controls.
* CrossFire stares at Shretrav
<GeneralCran> The location is reality 0.
<Fuu> <Hotaru> ... don't ask.
<CrossFire> ...you could come shack up with me, darlin *winks*
* Katrina` runs over to Hotaru
<Trigger> Reality 0?  What the hell kind of corny location is that?
* Fuu hugs Katrina
<Fuu> NRP: Hota does
<Fuu> Sounds like one that doesn't exist.
<CrossFire> Probably thought up by some God who thought he was controlling a role-playing game
<Speedblade> <Diamondback> <A DS kind of corny location.>
* Shretrav looks at Cross
<Shretrav> I will kill you.
<Fuu> <Hotaru> ... okay Heero...
<Uplink> Da?
* CrossFire looks at Shretrav
<CrossFire> But where would the fun be in that, hot stuff?
* Trigger twirls a huge sword that is 8 feet in length
<Trigger> LETS--UGH---DO---tHIS---*Falls over*
* CrossFire blinks at Trigger
<Shretrav> Seeing your blood.
<Speedblade> <Roulette> ...TRIGGER! Tight quarters here...!
<CrossFire> ...excuse me while I go help my dumb friend.
<Fuu> ... can we stop the violence?
* GeneralCran talks with a tech, asking for a device to jump the reality barrier.
* CrossFire picks up Trigger and sets him upright
<Trigger> Thanks.
<CrossFire> How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 2*
<Katrina`> 4,
* Speedblade whistles, and tosses Cran a device
<Trigger> 4.
<Trigger> NRP: Katrina didn't answer
<CrossFire> Correct.
* GeneralCran activates it.
* Shretrav crosses her arms
<Fuu> <Kyouki> Pi.
* CrossFire looks at Shretrav, and mouths "He can't count anyway"
* CrossFire grins stupidly at Shretrav
<CrossFire> *sweatdrop*
<Shretrav> BAKA!
* Shretrav hammerblows CrossFire
* Katrina` catches Cross
<Fuu> <Hotaru> Ooo... you know japanese?
<Katrina`> NRP: TRIGGER
<CrossFire> Ow
* Shretrav blinks
<Shretrav> Er... I think... on one side.
* CrossFire stares at Shretrav
<CrossFire> *_x I like it rough...I think..ooh..stars..*falls over*
* Shretrav threatens CrossFire with her Xvash
* GeneralCran quietly steps into the portal the device activated when all are distracted.
*** GeneralCran is now known as GM2
* Fuu blinks, and follows Cran
<Uplink> Big man going into portal!
<Fuu> NRP: Hota does
<CrossFire> *.*
<Fuu> Shouldn't we follow him?
<Uplink> Nyet.
<Speedblade> Might be a good idea.
<Fuu> Why not?
* CrossFire grabs the russian, and slings him into the portal
* CrossFire hops in afterwards
<Uplink> NYEEET!!  *goes through*
<CrossFire> Hi-ho russian, AWAAAAAAAAY
<Speedblade> ...HEY! Only I get to throw Ruskie through gates!
<Trigger> I think I should stay here.  I doubt I'll do much good on the other side.
* Shretrav picks up a device
<Fuu> I'll go.
<Speedblade> We might better leave somebody behind anyway. You know, reinforcements.
<Shretrav> ..... *heads in*
* Katrina` stands there
<Trigger> What about her?
* CrossFire turns around with hands outstretched to catch Shretrav
<Fuu> Okay, I'll stay.
<Speedblade> <Roulette> Her choice, I guess.
<Speedblade> <Roulette> *twitches his ears, then jumps into the portal*
* Katrina` runs through
<Katrina`> WHEE!
<Trigger> Litt---oh, dan
<Trigger> damn
<Fuu> Oh, to hell with it.
*** Trigger is now known as GM1
* Fuu steps through
* Speedblade walks through
*** GM2 is now known as Ire
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*** Fuu is now known as Hotaru-chan
<Shretrav> #TAW portion ends
Session Close: Wed Apr 17 17:27:56 2002