Session 170: The Last Laughing Matter


Session Start: Tue Jul 09 21:44:00 2002
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20020709.log'
*** Sherinmir is now known as Diamondback
[DeathStar] SESSION BEGINS!
[DeathStar] Time Chart: September 10th, 2 days after last session
[DeathStar] Location: Fury
* Dias sits in the hanger working on building a new mech
* DeathStar has been trying to get in contact with Dominator for the past few days, but now he's no longer around.
* Seraphna hasn;t stopped her taining except to eat and sleep, the training room is dark as night as she trains harder and harder
[Seraphna] *training
* Garland eats a snowcone with Kat
[GM] Katrina: Yummyu
*** Eve` has joined #taw
* Eve` sits next to Dias.
[Eve`] You going to build something better than those Mach III's?  *chews on an apple*
[DeathStar] Voice: *inside the training room* Fool, fool, foolish.  *it's familiar, like Death Star's*
[Dias] I'm going to make the Mach III's look like chum in a shark feeding
* Diamondback practices a new technique in the training area
[Eve`] I thought so.  *chews*
[Seraphna] *Elayne looks over a few wounded techs, then sitting back at the desk in the medbay, staring at it
[GM] *the entire training room floods with blinding white light*
* Seraphna ignores the voice, fully concentrated on the training dummies
[Seraphna] *The flash goes over Sera, visibly an orb of darkness is still around her
* Diamondback fades out, passes through the dummy, and seperates head from body as the light flares up
[Garland] Hey Kat?
* Seraphna lands and draws her beam saber
[Alicia] NRP: *wonders whether to bring Michi in this session...*
[Seraphna] Who's interrupting me!!!!
[DeathStar] NRP: No can do.  Have to pass with me first.
* DeathStar walks up to Sera, arms crossed. He deactivates all the training dummy.
* Dias grabs a welder and begins welding a section of the mech's armor together
[Eve`] Uh, Dias...?
[Dias] Yes? *turns to her*
[Garland] *hands her a second snowcone and walks off*
* Seraphna lands staring at him coldly, no emotion in her eyes
[Eve`] ...is that ... normal?  *points at a roof ceiling falling down towards Dias*
[Seraphna] WHat do you want?
[Diamondback] [Uh...]
[DeathStar] Brilliant move, Seraphna.  You're fighting with darkness and vengence.  Great power source.
* DeathStar gestures at her.
[Dias] Oh shit....*lunges out from beneath it*
[DeathStar] But now you're not better than any other enemy.
[Seraphna] I'll do what it takes.
* Diamondback , unable to activate another dummy, watches the two
[DeathStar] And that's fucking retarded.  "I'll do what it takes".  Give up your soul in order to win.  Now you're another Wiendigo.  Congrats.
[Seraphna] My soul's already been given up.
[Dias] ....*looks up her* Thanks dear...
[Eve`] Anytime.
* Eve` munches.
[Seraphna] It died with everything else.
[DeathStar] Save your words.  They're dumb.
* DeathStar points at her.
[DeathStar] You're hurt so your'e looking to hurt others.  Big whoop.  Everyone tries it at some point.
[Garland] *walks down the halls, wistling a familiar tune*
[DeathStar] Garland left you and now you think there's nothing left in this world but good ol' VENGENCE.  
[Diamondback] .oO{I shouldn't be here.}
[Seraphna] tch... this coming from the man who could end this war anytime he wanted to.
* Diamondback silently leaves
* Dias rubs his hands through his hair
[Dias] Hehe...
[DeathStar] Oh, yes, I could end if I gave into my darkside.  Indeed I could.  I could blow them all up and laugh gleefully about it.
[DeathStar] Tee hee.
* DeathStar crosses arms.
[DeathStar] But I'm better than that.
[DeathStar] I won't go and blow up their planet like they did to ours.
[Seraphna] If someone doesn;t stop them, what next will they do? To me? To you?
[Seraphna] THey killed everyone... and anyone left they'll wipe out.
[DeathStar] They'll be stopped -- but only by someone who's not fighting for the pure hell of getting some revenge because life just dumped some shit on them.  That's why Wiendigo's not winning right now. 
[Seraphna] Every time we take down thier all powerful leaders, they just come up with a new one.
[Dias] Wonder if Slasher had to put up with this...*laughs to himself*
[X1] NRP: Not to mentiuon he's dead
[DeathStar] So you're suggestion is..we BLOW every last one of them up?
[Eve`] Probably.
* Eve` enjoys her apple.
[Seraphna] All they want is war. We should give them what they want.
[Garland] *steps into the mech bay*
[Seraphna] In war you get bloodshed.
* Dias looks at her and starts laughing
[Seraphna] Fact of life.
[DeathStar] You know what Sera?  You're no better than them.  Lets give them war.  Fuck that.  Because of a few corrupt individuals, Earth got hurt.  But they have innocents, too.  Mothers taking care of their kids.  Fathers coming home to THEIR families.
[DeathStar] And you want to cause THEM pain.  It'll only continue in a violent circle until ONE of us is extinct.
[Garland] *looks around the mech bay* Any scrap metal you can spare?
[Seraphna] My children have no father coming home to thier family.
[Seraphna] He's forgotten us.
[DeathStar] And that's NOT the Tsivrixsh's problem, Seraphna.  It's YOURs.
[Dias] Yeah..*points to a pile of scrap metal that resembles parts from Garlands first mech*
* Eve` eats a second apple.
[Garland] I thought you guys used that by now?
[DeathStar] So work out your problem without HURTING innocent people in the process.  Your vengence will give you power, but it'll eat at you.  
[Garland] *walks over to it and sits, bending the pieces into odd shapes*
[Dias] Nah...it's so crappy...thats why he gave it to you.
[Seraphna] *though her face does not change, a tear comes from her eye
[Seraphna] All they have done is kill our innocence.
* DeathStar pulls out his saber.
[Dias] Garland...that looks like a giant wang...why?
[DeathStar] Then you better start with your first innocent, because I'll stop you before I let you do massive genocide.
[Garland] It's art.
[Seraphna] I will NOT kill you DS...
* Eve` giggles.
[DeathStar] But I WILL kill you, in order to save billions.
[Garland] *finshes and melts some things together, stepping back* ... Art.
[Seraphna] I...
[Eve`] You two argue like siblings.
*** Caladia is now known as Cally-Sleepies
[DeathStar] I don't want to - I hate to do this.  But I'm fighting for what I know is right here.
* Seraphna lets the saber drop to the ground
[Seraphna] *The dark aura fades
* DeathStar nods slowly, lowering his arm with the saber
[Seraphna] I'm sorry...
[DeathStar] I fight because I want a peaceful future.  Not because they hurt me.
[Diamondback] [You call that art? Sheesh, Michael could do better than that.] *laughs as he walks into the hangar*
[Seraphna] I'm sorry...
[DeathStar] You should do the same...okay?
[Garland] Let's see it!
* Seraphna looks down at her hands
* Dias laughs some more
[Seraphna] I was fighting... for my children...
[DeathStar] And that's a good reason to fight for.
[DeathStar] I know things haven't worked out perfectly, but they're alive - you're alive.
[Seraphna] SO that... Lucas... Jonas... Elayne... Angel... so they never had to go through what we did...
[Alicia] NRP: *rethinks Michi some more*
* Seraphna nodds
* DeathStar puts up the saber slowly.
[Diamondback] [...I was being sarcastic. But eh.]
[DeathStar] And there's more fathers out there than just Garland.
[Dias] NRP: Who the hell's Angel?
[Garland] That's what I thought, Psi-boy.
* Eve` waves at DB
[Eve`] Hi.
* Seraphna nodds numbly again
[Garland] NRP: Angel's the invented child who has no throat.
* Dias pushes himself back up and goes back to working on his mech
[Diamondback] [Hey, Eve.] *waves*
* DeathStar walks past Sera toward the exit.
[Dias] NRP: I don't remember that freak of nature?
[DeathStar] I fought once out of anger.  It's a great power.  But it's not the right power.
* DeathStar steps out.
[Seraphna] NRP: She's a mute catgon., and a natural born 
[Eve`] *behind DB* Hey hey hey
* Seraphna turns on a dummy she activates and blows it apart, one last time, this time without the dark aura
[Seraphna] Then let's finish this prophecy...
* DeathStar blinks as he thinks he sees something, looking around, and walks after it.
[Seraphna] 7 years in the heavens...
[Diamondback] [...Hey hey... hey...?]
[Eve`] Hmm?
* Eve` looks at DB like he's crazy.
[Diamondback] [Nothing.]
* Diamondback shakes his head
[Eve`] So where is everyone?  I haven't seen anyone besides you guys in days.
* Garland makes trinkets out of the scrap metal
[Garland] They have "lives" appearantly.
[Eve`] Really?  And you're saying we don't?  Hmph.  I think we should throw a party.
[Garland] Will it have alchohol?
[Diamondback] [If you have alcohol, I'm there.]
[Eve`] I find being drunk VERY amusing.
* Dias the welder creates a spark that jumps and burns his finger
[Dias] OUCH!!
[Garland] How much?
* DeathStar suddenly tiptoes into the hanger, looking around like he's trying to find something.
[Garland] Idea.
[DeathStar] ....
[Garland] *stands up triumphantly*
* DeathStar looks underneath crates.
[DeathStar] Hmm
* DeathStar picks up Dias and looks under him.
[Diamondback] [...Yo, DS...? Uh... lookin' for something, there, buddy?]
[Garland] I say we all get piss drunk and have an orgy with all the female techs!
* Eve` watches DS.
* Eve` blinks at Garland
*** Alicia is now known as Hotaru-chan
[Dias] ACK!
[Garland] .... It's a party.
* DeathStar looks stunned, then grabs Garland
* DeathStar feels on Garland.
* Diamondback decides it best to ignore Garland
* Dias falls to the ground
*** X1 is now known as X2
[Garland] ..... What the hell!?
[Garland] *pushes DS off*
[DeathStar] Ack
[DeathStar] Sorry, I thought you were an imposter cl---ah--hehheh...excuse me.
* DeathStar retreats.
[Dias] That's just plain strange...
* Diamondback sneezes
[Eve`] I don't know who's scaring me more now...DS or Garland.
* Seraphna walks down to the Mech Bay, looking around quiety, she shakes her head and heads to the Cafeteria for some coffee
[Diamondback] [I think that's usually the case, Eve...]
[Garland] *dusts himself off* ..... Female. Death Star, no feeling on the guy with the sword, causes pain.
* Hotaru-chan is in the Cafeteria.
* DeathStar walks into the CAfe.
[Seraphna] NRP: TAW funfact!: THe last No laughing matter, Sera seemed to be the only one who was in fact... not insane!
* DeathStar sniffs the air and picks up lunch trays from techs, looing under it.
[DeathStar] ..
* DeathStar walks around Hotaru, poking on her.
[Hotaru-chan] Whaaa?
* DeathStar picks her up and looks under her.
[Garland] Well, I have seven years of interest in my off-planet bank account.
[DeathStar] Where the hell---?
[Hotaru-chan] What are you doing?
[Garland] How many kegs should I order?
[Eve`] Enough to get us drunk 5 times over.
* DeathStar sets Hotaru down and takes a bite out of her food.
[Diamondback] [...Make it 6, and you've won me over, Eve.]
[Garland] Right. *orders through his com-pad*
[Hotaru-chan] What are you lookin... HEY!!!
[Hotaru-chan] THAT'S MINE
[DeathStar] Hey?!  did you just say "Hey"?!
* DeathStar points
[DeathStar] I KNEW IT!  CLOWN!  CLOWN!!!
[Dias] 15 Kegs Garland...
[Hotaru-chan] Yes I... WHA?!
[Hotaru-chan] DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING CLOWN TO YOU?
[DeathStar] ...well, no....
[Garland] What the hell, I don't care if I'm broke after this. Being drunk kicks ass. *ups the order*
[GM] Katrina: *Watches, fascinated by Hotaru and DS*
[Hotaru-chan] THEN WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS ONE?!
[DeathStar] You said Hey.
[Hotaru-chan] What's that got to do with anything?
[Diamondback] [You all finish the planning... I'm gonna go grab something to eat.]
[DeathStar] Clowns..EVIL clowns...go hey hey hey
* Diamondback spins out his heel and heads for the cafeteria
* DeathStar looks around, as if that might summon the clown.
[Hotaru-chan] Well *I* don't.
[DeathStar] How can I be sure?
* DeathStar studies her.
[Hotaru-chan] STOP IT PERVERT!
* X2 falls through the doors of the cafeteria
[DeathStar] ...
* Hotaru-chan punches DS, then remembers he's made of metal
* DeathStar flies into the wall
* Seraphna blinks at X2
[DeathStar] OUCH!
[Garland] .... Well, let's go get drunk.
[Dias] Where are we throwing the party Gar?
[Seraphna] Aren't you dead?
* DeathStar spots X2
* Diamondback walks into the cafeteria, nonchalantly stepping over X2
[Garland] .... Why not right here? There's still the 7 Leaf.
[Hotaru-chan] Who's that?
[DeathStar] X2?  Suddenly appearing on the Fury without arriving without any type of transportation
* X2 looks up at Sera
[DeathStar] ...CLOWN!!
* DeathStar points at X2.
[DeathStar] YOU ARE A CLOWN!
[Garland] You know, that bar I opened up?
[X2] Do I LOOK dead?
[Diamondback] ...Hey, DS, what're you going on about?
[Hotaru-chan] Death Star, he is NOT a clown
[DeathStar] ...but he fell out of THIN air!
[Garland] ..... Come to think of it, I have a TON of alchohol down there.
[Dias] You opened a bar?
* X2 looks around at everyone else present, then stands up and brushes himself off
* Eve` pauses eating her apple
[Eve`] I thought that was on Origin.
[Garland] It is.
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: [Kyouki] HEY HEY HEY! I'M A CLOWN! *psycho grin*
[Garland] .... *sulks*
[Dias] Sounds good
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Horrible mental image of Kyouki in violently clashing clothes.
* DeathStar grabs a frying pan and holds it in self-defense from X2.
[Dias] ....*smacks his head*
[X2] And I see that the rest of you aren't dead as well. They informed me you were still alive, and I came as soon as I could.
[Garland] .... Right here?
* X2 blinks at DS
[DeathStar] ...by falling out of THIN air?
[Diamondback] *to X2* [Watch out. DS is in one of those weird stages...]
[X2] ...I came in the shuttle three hours ago.
[DeathStar] ...
[DeathStar] And you've not SAID anything for THREE hours?
[Garland] I'll head down to the city level and have the alchohol sent here.
* Garland heads down
[Dias] Aye laddy
[Eve`] That city sure brings back memories.
[Seraphna] Hmmm...
[GM] Katrina: *runs up to X2* Hi, Mr. Clown!
[X2] You people keep moving around!
[DeathStar] ...for THREE hours?
[Diamondback] [Uh, DS? You didn't say anything longer than that the last time you locked yourself in your room.]
* X2 looks at Kat and facefaults
[Hotaru-chan] Clown?
[Seraphna] Well, X2, you might want to go see Elayne, she's been working hard to run the medbay on her own.
[X2] ...You've been dead for seven years! Shut up!
[Hotaru-chan] What's with you people and clowns?
* DeathStar glances at DB
* DeathStar sneaks out of the room.
[Garland] *returns with an abundance of Jack Daniels, Vodka, Rum, Beer, and whiskey
[Diamondback] [And don't think I don't know what you were doing.]
[Hotaru-chan] I've been dead longer than that before!
* Dias walks upto Eve
* X2 yanks on his hair
[GM] Katrina: Can I have some cotton candty?
[X2] Even in death, none of them are sane!!!
[DeathStar] Computer: My, if it isn't the glorious X2, come to visit.
[Diamondback] [You know, X2, if I were you, I would've stayed away once I had the chance.]
[Dias] Shall we?
* Diamondback grabs some food
[X2] I should've!
[Eve`] Sounds like fine.
[DeathStar] Computer: Hey, Snipe learned to stay away.  Bwahahaha.
* DeathStar sneaks around the hallways.
* Dias grabs onto Eve's hand and leads her to the city
[Diamondback] There's a reason for that, computer...
[DeathStar] Computer: Yeah.  He learned that dying is a whole lot better than you idiots.
[X2] He's probably the only one getting any rest in peace..
[Diamondback] Amen. *chows down*
* X2 rubs his forehead
[DeathStar] Computer: Nah.  Slasher has his body.
[X2] ...
[X2] Good lord, I don't want to know...
[Diamondback] {...Neither do I... neither do I...}
[DeathStar] Computer: Neither do I.  Think he's into dead men?
[Dias] NRP: Why would he be when he's got Cheryl?
[DeathStar] NRP: A threesome!  
[X2] NRP: 'Cause he's a kinky bastard?
* Seraphna sighs and gets out a bottle of Sake
[Dias] NRP: OH yeah!!
[Seraphna] I have a feeling I'm going to need this
[Dias] NRP: I'll just donkey punch Snipe
[GM] Katrina: Mr. Clown, can I have a present?
[X2] Okay, okay, so could someone explain to me what exactly happened to all of you?
* X2 twitches
[Diamondback] [Congratulations, X2, you've been tagged.]
* X2 looks down to Katrina
[Garland] *proceeds to get drunk, drinking like it's water*
* Eve` arrives near Garland.
[Eve`] You started without us?
[Diamondback] [And I don't think ANYBODY knows exactly what happened except for DS. And I wouldn't advise asking him right now.]
[Dias] How selfish!
[Garland] Sit and grab a pint, damnit.
[X2] No, no, dear, I'M not a clown. I'm a doctor. Diamondback here is hte clown!
[Dias] You got any guinness?
* Diamondback shudders
[Diamondback] [Me? A clown?] *shudders*
[GM] Katrina: Mr. Doctor, can I have a present?
* X2 falls over
* Eve` drinks some Jack Daniels.
[X2] *THUD*
[Diamondback] .oO{Phew.}
* Dias looks at Garland
[Garland] *tosses it to Dias*
[Garland] Yeh.
* X2 hands Katrina a lollipop
* Dias grabs the bottle and twists the cap off using his bicep
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *wanders in slightly groggily*
[GM] Katrina: Yay!
[GM] Katrina: ARIEL!  *runs up and shows the lollipop*
* X2 sighs into the floor
* Dias starts drinking it
[X2] *muffled* The more things change...
[DeathStar] Computer: The more they stay the same!
[Garland] I almost wish we had some of those beer helmets.
[Hotaru-chan] Ariel!
* Eve` is working on her second bottle, giggling
* Dias looks at her
* X2 crawls out of the cafeteria in search of DS
[Dias] Wow...your a quick drinker
* DeathStar works down a hallway, holding a frying pan.
[Garland] *drinks whiskey from the bottle*
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *smiles* Hey there Kat. Who gave you that? *nods in acknowledgement to Hotaru*
[Dias] NRP: JAR DAMNT!
* Diamondback glances around the cafeteria nervously
[GM] Katrina: Mr. Doctor.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Mr. Doctor?
[Eve`] I am?  *hic*
* X2 stands behind DS
[Diamondback] [X2. He suddenly showed back up.]
* Dias finishes his first bottle and throws it into the nearest garbage can
* DeathStar spots a weird looking plant and proceeds to bludger it with a frying pan
[X2] Plan on breaking a few eggs?
[DeathStar] ACK!
* DeathStar spins around, spinning the pan at X2's head.
[X2] ...
[X2] ow
[Hotaru-chan] What's wrong with DS?
[DeathStar] Oh, sorry --- "X2".  If that's your real name.
* X2 slides down the wall
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *chuckles* Didn't I warn you about taking candy from strange men, Kat?
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: I *SO* want to have Kyouki arrive and start acting clownish...
[Garland] *grins intoxicatedly, chugging the bottle*
[GM] Katrina: I'm sorry.
* Eve` lays down on some of the fake grass
[Eve`] I feel so haaaappy.
* Dias grabs a second bottle and twists the top off, he then sits down next to Eve
[Diamondback] ["Strange" is the right word... I'd better chase him down to make sure DS doesn't kill him.]
* Seraphna starts drinkin
* Garland sits on Eve's other side
[Seraphna] *Elayne, meanwhile, sits quietly in the medbay reading
[Dias] It's nice to have this break..
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] It's okay Kat. X2 is a good man, but you should be more careful.
[Garland] It's nice to have this much alchohol.
[GM] Katrina: O-kay.
* Eve` works on her third bottle.
[Eve`] Heh hee hee
* Hotaru-chan sits next to Ariel.
* DeathStar shakes X2
* Diamondback stands, leaving the plate on the table
[X2] owwww
[DeathStar] Heeeeello?
[Hotaru-chan] Hey, I just realised...
[Hotaru-chan] We're related, aren't we?
[Garland] Woooo....
[Diamondback] [I hope this doesn't turn ugly.]
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: That's to Ariel
[Garland] *lies back on the grass, drinking*
* Diamondback scans for X2, finds him, and heads in that direction
* DeathStar waves his hand in front of X2's face.
* Dias finishes his bottle and sets it to the side, he then grabs another bottle and shakes it up
[X2] ...let me see that pan for a moment...
[DeathStar] ...
* DeathStar moves it out of his reach
[DeathStar] Another time.
[DeathStar] Well, you'll live.  I must go find the evil.
* DeathStar turns and walks off.
[X2] I'll remember that the next time you need me to WATCH YOUR CAT FOR SEVEN YEARS! ....Oh, I'm sorry, was I shouting? I find it hard to control my voice since you HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN!
* DeathStar stops
[DeathStar] You have kitty?
* X2 climbs to his feet
[X2] Yes, I have 'kitty'
[Hotaru-chan] Hey! I'm not a cat!
* DeathStar rubs the back of his head.
[DeathStar] ...
* Dias turns the bottle towards Garland and pops the cap, sending a blast of guinness straight into Garlands face
* DeathStar looks at the cafeteria door
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *pauses for a moment* I'm really not sure... Pretty close to it I think.
[DeathStar] How the hell does she always hear conversations that are in the next room?
[Diamondback] [She's good, that's how.]
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] You're really really loud at times.
* DeathStar makes a face.
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] *flutters above DS' head*
[DeathStar] Thanks, X2, for watching my cat.
[Hotaru-chan] Em-chan! n.n
[X2] About the same logic that requires you to hit people with frying pans.
* DeathStar swats at Emily.
[DeathStar] I'm sorry...but I'm looking for a great evil.
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] Owwwie... ;.;
[Diamondback] [...Hey DS, what exactly are you LOOKING for...?]
[DeathStar] One so horribly powerful...that it could assume any shape...any form...and possibly drive us all the brink of insanity.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] DS! Don't hit my niece!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *wanders into the room* Hiiiii
[Garland] ...... Yum.
[DeathStar] ...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Miss me?
* DeathStar looks at Kyouki
[DeathStar] ....IT's ASSUMED HER FORM!
[Seraphna] *The Janitor walks into the cafeteria, stares at everybody menacingly, and mops up the floor
* Garland drinks a bottle of guiness
* DeathStar screams loudly.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] What has? I'LL KILL IT!
[X2] ...
* DeathStar looks at the janitor
* X2 looks at DB
[DeathStar] AAAH, IT'S ASSUMED HIS FORM!
* Garland looks at Eve
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *lunges at the janitor*
[X2] Has he been like this since you all reappeared?
[Eve`] *hic*
[Diamondback] [...Unfortunately, yes.]
[Garland] I'm tired...
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] He's having an off day
* DeathStar grabs X2
[DeathStar] It's HERE...the evil is HEREEEEE!
* DeathStar runs off.
[Seraphna] *The janitor whaps Kyoli to the floor and hands him a broom
[Diamondback] [But he's always been like this...]
[Seraphna] Janitor] CLEAN!
[X2] ...So if I hit him, no one wil lbl-Ack!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] ... wait a second... who's assumed who's form?
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Him?
* Dias looks at Garland
* Dias grabs a new guinness and begins drinking it
* Garland stretches and yawns
[DeathStar] Computer: Uh, guys, it seems DS is heading for the core room.
* Garland is still drinking, even though he's tired.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] I wish councilor was still here...
* Dias puts his arm around Eve and pulls her close
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *rubs HER head, and heads after DS*
[X2] ...I pick the worse moments to arrive.
* Eve` snuggles against Dias, laughing
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] If there's another shapeshifter on the station, I wanna see!
[Dias] This is the first time we've drinked together?
* Seraphna drinks
[Eve`] We should *hic* celebrate now with that orgy.
[DeathStar] Computer: Hmmm...someone's trying to overload the core now.
[Seraphna] *hic*
[Garland] Woooo!! *raises the 'roof"*
* X2 looks around
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *sighs, and teleports to the core*
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Starry?
* DeathStar stands at the controls, looking around
[X2] ...Shouldn't someone investigate that?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *wanders into the control room*
[Hotaru-chan] DAMMIT
[Hotaru-chan] Why does everyone know how to teleport except me?!
* Eve` laughs at Garland.
[Garland] Let's go!
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] *crawls up on Hotaru's shoulder* ...atleast you can shapeshift.
[DeathStar] Hmmm
[Diamondback] ...[Oh yeah, I should follow.]
* Dias looks at her
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] DS... What are you doing?
* DeathStar looks around as the core overheats.
* Hotaru-chan blushes a bit.
[DeathStar] Looking for the evil.
* X2 shrugs and follows DB
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] The evil?
[DeathStar] Yes, "The evil".
* Diamondback teleports himself, X2, Hota, and Em to the core
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] What evil?
[DeathStar] E-v-i-l.
[DeathStar] EEEVIL
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Is it blue and spiky?
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Mind looking for 'the evil' without blowing up the ship?
[Diamondback] [Oh yeah, hang on.]
[Dias] ....*then looks at Garland*
[X2] NRP: [Bruce Campbell] Hey, that's my line. Go steal your own!
[DeathStar] I wasn't blowing up the ship.  The evil did that.
* Eve` flops on Garland.
[Seraphna] NRP: "JOIN US!!!! JOIN US!!!!"
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] The evil is Garland?
[DeathStar] ...only on Sundaysd.
[Garland] Wooo! *drinks*
* DeathStar hits a button, turning off the core overload.
* X2 holds his stomach
[Dias] .....*face goes solemn*
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] And today? AHHH! It's SLASHER!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] SLASHER ALWAYS BLOWS UP SHIPS!
* Eve` pours alcohol on his face.
[X2] I ever so loathe teleportation...*hurk*
[Eve`] Booya.
[Dias] HAHAAA
[Hikaryuu] NRP: [Maestro-OOC] *walks in*  [DS] The evil! *dies*
* Eve` crawls back to Dias.
[Diamondback] [Sucks to be you, then.]
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: LOL
[Garland] Kinky.
* DeathStar runs around, looking in corners.
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Did you notice how Kyouki walked in straight after DS said it could shapeshift
* Dias puts his arm around her waist
[Dias] NRP: No.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *turns into a potted plant*
[Eve`] He had to "cool" down.  *laughs at her joke*
[X2] NRP: AHHH! IT'S KYOUKI!
[DeathStar] ..
[X2] Uh, Death Star?
* DeathStar grabs his pot and bludgers the plant.
[Diamondback] [...Uh...]
* X2 winces
[DeathStar] I GOT YOU NOW!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] ... hush, I'm waiting for the OWWW!!!!!!
* Garland gets up
[Garland] ..... I'm gonna go get laid or something.
[Eve`] Try DS.  *giggles*
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *turns back and attacks Death Star* YOU ARE THE EVIL!!! I KNEW IT!
[X2] ...Shouldn't we be doing something?
[Dias] I hear Star's easy...
* Seraphna sighs and chugs down more Sake
* DeathStar stumbles back
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Sera in the Cafe?
[Diamondback] [...There's an easier way...]
[Garland] Females, damnit! *throws his arms forward*
[Seraphna] NRP: Yup ^^
* Diamondback psionically scans DS and Kyouki
* Garland stumbles down the hill towards the city
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Give it up! I know you're the evil...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *turns into Sailor Moon*
[GM] Death Star: HP, 75,000  PL: 50  SL: 50   Kyouki: 150 / 100
[X2] I meant more to the effect of halting his assult on Kyouki.
[DeathStar] ...
[DeathStar] The hell?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *now looks like Eve*
[DeathStar] Eve!?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Where?
* DeathStar looks at the crowd staring at him
* Dias looks over at Eve and laughs as he falls backwards and lays down on the grass looking up
[DeathStar] Why are you people following me?
[Diamondback] .oO{DS is DS, and... I think that answers my question...}
* X2 whistles hard
* Eve` lays down next to him
[Hotaru-chan] Are you okay, Sera?
[Dias] NRP: IS there a fake sky above the city or is it just metal cieling?
[DeathStar] DS: *also has an unknown entity*
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *is Kyouki*
* Seraphna hics and takes another swig
[Eve`] NRP: Fake sky.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] What? I need an excuse?
[X2] Because you're in a paranoid panic attack people at random encounters?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *is just as insane as ever*
[Seraphna] Join me in the drink.
[DeathStar] ..
[Seraphna] Trust me I;ve been through this before.
* DeathStar looks at X2
[Dias] NRP: It night or day?
[DeathStar] The evil is here.
[DeathStar] NRP: Day.
[Diamondback] [...Let's all go get drunk.]
[DeathStar] Paranoid shit starts with the evil.
* DeathStar points behind them
[DeathStar] AAH, I THINK I SEE IT!
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Seraphna] Give yourself to the drink side... [Hota] NO!
[X2] Okay, how about you definte this 'evil' a little better than just 'the evil'?
* Hotaru-chan starts drinking.
[DeathStar] It's...it's the most terrible foe we ever faced...
[DeathStar] It's....the clown!
* X2 folds his arms
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *Shivers*
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] A clown?
[X2] Excuse me?
[DeathStar] He's here.
[Diamondback] [That's the oldest trick in the... CLOWN?!]
[X2] Who's here?
[DeathStar] The clown!
* Diamondback looks around wildly, then dives behind DS, shaking
[X2] ...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] I thought clowns were funny little things who said Ho Ho Ho...
[X2] WHAT clown?
[DeathStar] THE clown!
[DeathStar] Hey hey hey
[DeathStar] Kill you all!
[DeathStar] THAT clown!
[Diamondback] [AAAAH!]
* Diamondback teleports behind X2
[X2] ...the bloody hell?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Oh, it'
[Diamondback] [Don'tletithurtmedon'tletithurtme...]
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] It's Hey Hey Hey, not Ho Ho Ho...
* X2 looks around
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] ......Bimbo.
[X2] I'm sorry, who?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *blinks* I am?
[DeathStar] Say his name three times and see what happens.
[Dias] It so beautiful here still...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *still looks like Eve*
* DeathStar looks around paranoid.,
[Eve`] ...well, yeah, it's a hologram.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] I think that's Beetlejuice DS
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Bimbo Bimbo Bimbo?
* X2 grabs his head
* Diamondback cowers behind X2, shaking
* Eve` giggles.
* Garland is off getting laid like the dirty old man he is.
[DeathStar] ...
* Dias shakes his head as he lays in the grass
[GM] *the room darkens*
[X2] WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE BLOODY HELL A CLOWN HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
[DeathStar] Oh dear God, she's allowed him back into this moral realm!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] ... it switches off the lights?
[GM] (mortal)
[Diamondback] NRP: And you don't want anywhere near our morals.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Wha? You told me to say that name three times...
[Seraphna] (no, I'm pretty sure you meant Moral.)
[X2] NRP: [GM] *someone flips the switch on and off repeatedly*
[GM] *the light comes back on.  It's the janitor!*
[Hikaryuu] NRP: [Nar] Bimbo enters their moral realm... [Bimbo] ...where is everything?
[DeathStar] ...why are you playing with the lightswitch?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] AHHHH! IT'S THE EVIL!
* Diamondback screams and jumps behind Ariel
* DeathStar secretly puts on a clown nose and runs out.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] In the name of Lunariaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaia... oops.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] ...... o.o;
[X2] NRP: We all know how horror movies turn out...Meaning X2's gonna live 'cause he's a geek and doesn' get laid!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] In the name of Lunaria, I will punish you!
[X2] Should we follow him?
* DeathStar appears in the cafeteria wearing a clown suit. He grabs Hotaru and laughs
[DeathStar] HEY HEY HEY!
* DeathStar runs off with Hotaru on his shoulders.
[Diamondback] [M.m.m.m.m.might be a g.g.g.g.g.good idea...]
* Hotaru-chan punches DS
[DeathStar] Computer: ... dear God, he's kidnapping Hotaru.
[DeathStar] OW!
* X2 stares at DB
* DeathStar trips into a wall.
[DeathStar] OUF!
* Seraphna follows DS, poking him in the back of the neck
[Hotaru-chan] GET OFF ME, JERK!
* Dias puts his hands behind his head as he lays
[X2] Oh get a hold of yourself
[Dias] This is where we first met Eve..
* Seraphna pokes at him
[DeathStar] You dare strike me!?  The great clown?!
[Eve`] Yes it is.
* DeathStar swats at Sera
[Diamondback] [I.I.I.I...]
[Seraphna] *hic*
[DeathStar] Hands off me!
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] *scratches DS across the face* MINE!
[Seraphna] I dare poke you!
[Seraphna] *poke*
[Diamondback] NRP: Stuttering with telepathy. That's a new one.
[Hotaru-chan] Well, you're certainly a clown...
* DeathStar sprays Emily with a firehose.
[DeathStar] Indeed I am!
[X2] Now, what is this about a mime?
[Hotaru-chan] But you're not funny.
* Diamondback runs away from the core at top speed, unsure of what to do
* DeathStar puts the firehose out and grabs a giant net, throws it over Hotaru, and runs off, dragging Hotaru inside the net.
* X2 sighs
[DeathStar] Computer: I never saw it coming.  DS is the clown!
* Hotaru-chan draws her beamsaber, and cuts her way out
[Eve`] It's been so long...
[Hotaru-chan] You bet he is...
* DeathStar honks his nose.
[X2] And here I thought they're being dead was a bad thing
[Hotaru-chan] He's such a MORON
* Dias lets out a deep breath and smiles
* X2 follows DB
[Hotaru-chan] Wha?!
* Seraphna pokes at his nose
[DeathStar] I am .... .... I am...DIMBO!
*** DeathStar is now known as Dimbo
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] Dumbo?
* Dimbo hits Sera with a creampie.
[Hotaru-chan] Has he gone utterly barmy?
[Hotaru-chan] Sounds right.
* Seraphna eats the pie and pokes him
* Diamondback slams into the wall as he turns a corner and falls backwards
[Dimbo] Computer: Not exactly.  IT seems as if he's possessed.
* X2 trips over DB
[X2] Ack!
[Seraphna] I will take you on with my poking of eeeeevil...
[Diamondback] [WHOA!]
[Dimbo] ...
[Hotaru-chan] [Sailor Moon... uhh... Kyouki] *rushes into the Cafeteria*
* Dimbo stares at Sera.
* X2 tumbles down the hall
* Seraphna stares back
* Diamondback rolls down the hall
* Seraphna pokes him in his face
* Dimbo pokes Sera.
* Seraphna pokes back!
* Dimbo pokes more.
[Hotaru-chan] Evil Clown! I will punish you in the name of Lunaria!
* Seraphna parries the poke and pokes again!
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: Kyouki says that
[X2] I'm too old for this...
* Dimbo turns Sera into a cookie and eats her.
[Dimbo] Yummuy.
[Diamondback] [W.w.w.w.w.where is the e.e.e.e.e.evil...]
[Dimbo] Me eat you up!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] For I am... SAILOR SPOON
[Dimbo] ...
* Dimbo runs from KYouki
[Dias] NRP: EEEK!!!
[Diamondback] [...Wait, a can scan for him.] 8does so*
* X2 shakes DB
* Dimbo runs past DB.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *hits Dimbo over the head with a spoon*
* Seraphna gives him indigestion
[X2] Tell me about this mime!
[Dimbo] EEEEIEEEEE!
[Diamondback] [...AAAAH!]
[Hotaru-chan] ... now I've seen it all...
[Diamondback] [G.g.g.g.g.get him!]
* Dias slides up behind Eve and begins rubbing her neck
[X2] ...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *chases Dimbo*
* Dimbo runs past Dias and Eve.
* Diamondback surrounds himself and X2 with energy and launches them at Dimbo
[Dimbo] EEEEEEE!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *with a spoon*
* Seraphna changes into Catgon form and teleports out
* Dias see's the clown and freezes
[Dias] ....I...I....I...
[Eve`] Was that DS...in a clown suit...?
* Seraphna appears on Ariel's head clinging to it
[X2] ...oh shit...
[Seraphna] EEEEEE!!!!!
* Diamondback blazes down the hall - and into a wall
[Hotaru-chan] Em... what just happened?
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] Owwwie... =@.@=
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *looks up* Sera?
* Dimbo runs past Ariel next.
[Dimbo] EEEEEE!
[X2] x x ....I hope my insurance is paid up....
* Dimbo pauses
[Seraphna] He had a big tummy!!! A BIG TUMMY!!!
[Dimbo] Hey, I can run all over the ship!
[Dimbo] Hey hey hey/!
* Diamondback resumes the chase
* Dimbo runs again
* Dimbo runs past Hotaru
[Dimbo] EEEEEE!E
[Diamondback] [...Why am I doing this... why am I doing this...]
[Dias] Eve...did...a clown...just...run out? *seems very scarred*
[Eve`] ....a DS clown.
[Dias] I hate, hate, hate clowns...
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *runs after DS*
[X2] Get a hold of yourself, man! It's only a children's laugh-thing!
* Dimbo runs around in circles on Kyouki
[Dimbo] EEEEEE!
[Diamondback] [There he is... X2DOKEN!] *stops himself, and fires X2 forwards in his burst of energy*
[X2] what? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* X2 flies through the air
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *blinks*
[Dimbo] Hey, girl.  We should move
* Dimbo steps to the side
[X2] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
* X2 flies by
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *steps to the side*
* Dimbo watches X2 fly out into space.
[Seraphna] DS has turned into a bad Anime plot!
[X2] baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!
[Diamondback] [NO! ...ha!] *moves X2 over*
* X2 hits a wall
[Dimbo] Should we go back to our chase?
[Diamondback] [...Let's.]
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *nods*
* Dimbo runs around again
[Dimbo] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Eve`] ....a clown...hmm
* Eve` thinks
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *chases Dimbo some more, waving to Eve as she passes*
[X2] Good heavens, I think I see my foot through my stomach...
[Eve`] Did they just pass again?
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *trips Dumbo*
[Dias] .....*looks* Yeah....
* Dimbo flies into a city wall
[Dimbo] OUF!
[Diamondback] [...Are you ok, X2...?]
[Dimbo] You dare hit the GREAT DIMBO!?
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *STILL looks like Eve*
[Eve`] ...and did I just pass?
[X2] NRP: [GM] The two-ton elephant falls and lands on Dimbo, killing the clown instantly*
* Dimbo poses dramatically
[X2] I think...I think I can taste my spleen...It tastes like chicken...but spleen-flavored
[Dimbo] I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF DIIIIMBO!
[Hotaru-chan] Em... if DS is possessed, we could go inside Star's head and fight it that way!
[Dias] ....Can't be...your here...
* Diamondback teleports himself and X2 to Dimbo's location
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] I WILL DEFEAT YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LUNARIAN SPOON!
[Eve`] I-I know.
[X2] ....Not again!
* Dimbo gets into a battle position
[Dimbo] Bring it on, Lunarian Spoon!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *rushes at Dimbo with her spoon*
[Dias] Things are getting wierd...
* Seraphna goes to hide in a closet
* Dimbo runs into the room Garland is having sex.
* Dimbo leaps over Garland.
[Dimbo] WHEEE!
* Diamondback runs after Dimbo this time
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *trips up and lands on top of Garland*
* Dimbo runs past Dias and Eve again
[Dimbo] NRP: Garland: You decided to join, Eve?!~
* Dimbo passes Ariel
* Diamondback keeps up with Dimbo
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *trips him again*
[Dimbo] EEE!
[X2] Oh...oh good gracious! I did not need to see this!
[Diamondback] [STOP THAT CLOWN!]
* Dimbo slams into a wall.
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *gets up and runs after Dimbo*
* X2 covers his eyes and follows the group*
* Diamondback does another scan of DS, having an idea
* X2 slams into the wall next to Dimbo
* Dimbo plays some marching music and marches down the deserted streets.
[Diamondback] NRP: Dimbo, rather.
[GM] GM: Dimbo - A fusion of Death Star and Bimbo.   PL: ????  SL: ????
[Diamondback] [...Fusion...?]
[Dimbo] 1...2..1...2.
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] 3!
[Dimbo] 1, 2, 3!  *plays a sax*
[Hotaru-chan] 4!
[Diamondback] [...I created that! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!]
[Eve`] Er, uh, 5!
[X2] 42...?
* Dimbo plays a jazzy tune
* Diamondback runs after Dimbo, infuriated
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] [...I think Andrea beat you to that one Chris.]
[Diamondback] [SIX THIS!] *launches a blast at Dimbo*
* Dimbo beats DB with a sax
[Dimbo] ..EEE!
* Dimbo is hit
[Dimbo] OW!
[Dimbo] OWWWW!
[Dimbo] The paaaaain!
[Diamondback] [OW!] *backs away*
* Dimbo melts into a puddle.
[X2] Oh for the love of...
[Dimbo] Wicked wicked witch!
* X2 steps on Puddle Dimbo
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *wanders over* I can do that too! *melts into a puddle*
[Diamondback] [...Did I just screw up?]
* Dimbo slides up X2's leg into his pants.
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] Two, four, six, eight! Who do we annialate? Bimbo! Bimbo! Yeah!
[X2] ....
* Seraphna sighs and gets out a book
[Seraphna] I'm not here...
[Seraphna] I'm not here...
[Seraphna] I'm not here...
[Dimbo] DS' Cat: *wanders by, meowing*
[GM] Katrina: *watches, giggling*
[X2] Of course you know, THIS means war.
* Dimbo pops out
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *reforms into a cat... with a moon crescent*
[Diamondback] ...[Kitty!]
[Dimbo] You are so small!
* Dimbo poses.
[Diamondback] [Hey DS, kitty!]
* Dimbo scoops up the DS' cat and runs off
[Dimbo] WHOO HOOOOO!
[Dimbo] NRP: *plays The Kids Aren't All Right*
[Diamondback] [...That didn't work.]
* X2 pulls out a thermometer
* Eve` stands next to dB
[Eve`] I MUST be drunk...
[X2] REvenge will be sweet.
[Diamondback] [...AAAH! How did you get here?!]
[Eve`] ....
* X2 waves to Eve
* Eve` pokes DB
[Eve`] Heeey, X2!
* Eve` walks over.
* Dias stands up next to her, feeling the alcohol hit him
[Eve`] How have you been?!
[Diamondback] ...
[X2] Hello, Eve
[Hotaru-chan] I'm about to faint, I think...
* Diamondback runs after Dimbo
[X2] Oh, I've been better.
* Eve` is obviously drunk
* Hotaru-chan turns into Catgon form "Oh wait... maybe not"
* Dimbo runs up the side of a wall.
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] *hops down off a dumpster* Mew... Siawase think you people are crazier than before...
[Dimbo] DS' Cat: Mew?
* Diamondback follows up the side of the wall
[Eve`] A talking cat---?  I'm drunk
* Dimbo runs along the sky hologram, appearing in the clouds.
[Dimbo] WHOOOO!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *is a cat now too* Why don't you have a moon?
[X2] At least you aren't naked. For once.
* Diamondback flies
* Eve` leans against him
[Eve`] I could adjust that.
* Diamondback after Dimbo
* Dias shakes his head
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] Why would Siawase have a moon?
* Dimbo suddenly stops and looks down
[X2] ...Oh good heavens, look at the time!
[Dimbo] Uh oh...gravity.
* Dimbo falls on top of X2.
* X2 scoots away
[X2] Gack!
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Well, you're a cat, and you're speaking.
* Diamondback sighs and falls to the ground
* Dias laughs at X2
* Dimbo hops up and walks up to Ariel
* Dimbo holds out a cat
[Dimbo] Kitty!
[Dias] AHHH CLOWN!! *leaps into Eve's arms*
* Eve` holds Dias, scowling
[Eve`] ...man, you must have been attacked at a circus.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Azul? *gently snatches the cat and cuddles*
* Hotaru-chan flies around in catgon form, confused.
* Dimbo does the peace sign and a big smile.
* Diamondback slams into the ground, forgetting to hit the air brakes, and leaves a DB-shaped impression in the ground
* Dias shakes
[Dias] Can't sleep...clown will eat me...
* X2 tackles Dimbo and fumbles with the themometer
[Dimbo] RAPE!!  RAAAAPE!
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] Siawase still not see why talking has to do with moons...
[X2] Violate ME, will you]?!
[Dimbo] RAAAAAAAAAAPE!
* Eve` looks around
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] @.@
[Eve`] I'm lost.
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] *hops up on Eve's shoulder* Who are you?
* X2 puts the themometer someplace safe. On Dimbo.
* Dimbo suddenly fuses into two people
*** Dimbo is now known as DeathStar
*** GM is now known as Bimbo
[DeathStar] ....why do I have something in my...ass?
[X2] NRP: Wouldn't that be 'splits'?
[DeathStar] NRP: True
[Diamondback] NRP: I do believe that's "seperates"...
[DeathStar] NRP: I messed up!
* Dias continues to hold onto Eve while in her arms
* Seraphna sits in a closet, reading
* Bimbo rubs his head
[Bimbo] Hey hey hey/!
[Hikaryuu] NRP: Inversed physics, don't question it
[X2] ...No idea! Blame the mime!
[Seraphna] Safe... safe in a closet...
* DeathStar looks at X2
[DeathStar] Why are you here?
* Dias see's Bimbo
[Dias] AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
* Bimbo hops around
[Diamondback] [Long story... shall we kill Bimbo now?]
[Bimbo] That was FUUUN!
[X2] I often ask myself that very question.
* Bimbo runs at Dias
[Bimbo] FUSSSSSSSSSSSSSIOOOOOON!
* Eve` sidesteps Bimbo and watches him a wall.
[X2] ...Did he say 'Fishin'?
[DeathStar] ...I knew it!  Bimbo was here...he jumped me in the hallway.
[Dias] .....*hugs Eve* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
[Diamondback] [...No, he said fusion.]
[DeathStar] That's the last thing I remember.
* Bimbo slides down the wall.
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] Sounded like Futon
* Bimbo runs at Kyouki
[Bimbo] FUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIOOOOON!
[Bimbo] HAAAA!
* Bimbo leaps at her.
* Dias drops down to the ground
* Diamondback telekinetically shoves Kyouki out of the way
[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] *blinks*
[Dias] ....I'm going to kill that damned clown
* Bimbo does a manuever to hit her anyway.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] ......
[Diamondback] [...He's good.]
* X2 pulls out a jar
* Bimbo fuses with Kyouki to form.....Byouki
[DeathStar] ....what the hell just happened?
[Hotaru-chan] [Byouki] *is still a cat?*
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] ...two insane people just fused...
[X2] NRP: [GM] *Bimbo fuses with Kyouki to form....RAPLH NADER!*
[Diamondback] [Fusion... I thought it was a psionic thing, but...]
[DeathStar] ....
[Hotaru-chan] I don't know...
[DeathStar] You mean two unstable people formed into one person?
[DeathStar] ...
[DeathStar] We're doomed.
[Hotaru-chan] I'm scared...
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] *hides inside Hotaru*
[X2] I thought it was a nuclear reaction.
* DeathStar waits on the cat to do something
[Diamondback] [Depends, apparently.]
[DeathStar] Perhaps we should kill it before it does something.
[Dias] ....*looks at Byouki*
[X2] Shouldn't two unstable people have opposite reactions?
[DeathStar] You mean they're sane now?
[X2] I would think so.
[DeathStar] ...hunh.  I got to see this.
[Diamondback] [Two wrongs don't make a right, X2. Or something.]
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: AHHH! You've outwierded me!
[X2] Hey, do you have a medial certificate?
[X2] *medical*
* Eve` keeps holding Dias.
[Diamondback] [Actually, yeah.]
[Eve`] What...the...hell...is going ... on?
* Eve` passes out;
[X2] ...Oh shut up.
[Hotaru-chan] [Byouki] *turns into a car tyre and rolls at Diamondback*
[Diamondback] [It's probably a bit out of date, though.]
[DeathStar] Look out, DB.
* Dias falls tothe ground
[Diamondback] [...Huh? AAAH!]
* Dias pushes himself up and picks her up
* Diamondback tries to dive aside
* DeathStar looks at X2.
[DeathStar] I'd say, 'Welcome back', but I'm in a state of shock.
* DeathStar sees Ariel
[DeathStar] Azul!
[Hikaryuu] 6[13[14 Hotaru 13]6] *attaches the tire Byouki to a car*
* DeathStar walks over to pet Azul
* Diamondback rolls and sighs
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *makes the little kitty wave*
* X2 eats a banana, the peel conveintly in Byouki's path
[Diamondback] [You know, I was afraid of clowns until today...]
[Hotaru-chan] [Car] *tries to run over X2*
[Hikaryuu] 6[5[13Emily5]6] .oO( Oops... that backfired... )
[Bimbo] GM: *suddenly..the unthinkable...happens..BIMBO unfuses from Kyouki*
* Bimbo hits the ground
[Bimbo] AIEEEE!
[Bimbo] She's..she's insane!!!!
* Bimbo runs off screaming
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[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] My head hurts...
[X2] Glad you noticed.
[DeathStar] ...
[Diamondback] [...Looks like it didn't backfire as much as we though.]
[X2] ...Was he missing his pants?
[Diamondback] t
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[Hotaru-chan] 3[4Kyouki3] Wait, I don't have a head... *is still a tyre*
[DeathStar] ....well....
* DeathStar spots a lot of beer laying around
[DeathStar] This is something.
[Hotaru-chan] Let's get drunk.
[Dias] We're taking him out....now......*looks down at Eve*
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] ...Siawase think you people are crazy...
[Eve`] Zzzzz
[DeathStar] Siawase?
[X2] Yes, let's leave the safety of the Fury to a bunch of drunkards.
[Diamondback] [You know, I have a feeling we won't see him again today... I just sensed him a good ways away saying something about not taking it any further, it would complicate things.]
* DeathStar looks at X2 and Siawase.
[DeathStar] Did you you two come together or something?  And where did Azul from?
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: OMG, Kyouki saved the day
[X2] I came here three hours ago on a shuttle, with your cat.
[DeathStar] ...but Siawase isn't my cat.
* Hotaru-chan nods, still a Catgon, and still in a state of shock
[X2] I didn't being Siawase
[X2] I brought Azul
[DeathStar] Oh, right.
[DeathStar] Sorry, afteraffects of Bimbo, I guess.
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] Siawase... um... dozed off in the back before take off.
[X2] That'll be 30,000 gil.
[DeathStar] ...
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] ...you better be joking.
[DeathStar] Ariel, can I borrow 29,995 gil?
[X2] Oh, you thought I took care fo your cat for free?
[Hotaru-chan] So, are you an actual cat?
* Hotaru-chan lands by Siawase
[X2] Yes, I'm joking.
[X2] It's acutually 50,000 gil.
[DeathStar] It's good to see you again, X2.  Dominator----*stops*
[DeathStar] ..
[DeathStar] I'll be in my room sleeping
* DeathStar walks off.
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] If reploid cat counts as real cat, then Siawase is real cat.
[X2] No one can take a joke.
[Dias] ....Computer, wheres Bimbo?
[X2] Oh, Death Star?
[DeathStar] Yes?
[Diamondback] [Not him, anyway.]
* DeathStar look at X2.
* X2 smacks DS in the face with a frying pan
[DeathStar] OW!
* DeathStar bleeds
[DeathStar] What the hell was THAT for?!
* DeathStar hits the side of a building
* DeathStar stumbles forward and hits the ground
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *winces*
* DeathStar is knocked out cold.
* X2 looks at the frying pan, then at DS
[Diamondback] [...Good one.]
* X2 hides the pan and whistles
[Diamondback] [Give me that.]
* DeathStar bleeds silently on the ground
[X2] He hit me first!
* Diamondback takes it telekinetically
* X2 struggles against DB
[Hotaru-chan] Okay. ^.^
* Diamondback pulls
[X2] ...Fine!
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *sets Azul on her shoulder and picks up DS, healing DS*
* X2 lets go
* DeathStar opens one eye.
[DeathStar] I'm hurting.
* X2 points at DB
* Diamondback hovers the pan
[X2] It was him.
* DeathStar sees DB and the pan
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Yeah... I think X2 over did it...
[Dias] I'm gonna take Eve to her room....
[Diamondback] [No, it wasn't...]
* Diamondback drops the pan on DS's head
[DeathStar] OW!
* DeathStar holds his head.
[DeathStar] Dammit, guys!
* DeathStar stands up and scowls
[Diamondback] [THAT was me.]
[DeathStar] That hurts!
* DeathStar walks off angerily.
[X2] ...Gotta go!
* X2 runs
* Dias carries Eve off to her room
* Eve` drools cutely.
[Diamondback] [...That sounds like a good idea...] *runs*
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *rubs DS' forehead gently, healing a little* You guys can be so cruel...
* X2 trips DB and runs again
[DeathStar] Thanks, Ariel
* DeathStar sighs, looking a bit depressed.
* Diamondback rolls forward and stops
* Hotaru-chan nuzzles Ariel.
* Dias looks down at Eve and chuckels to himself as he walks
* Diamondback heads back
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *smiles* My pleasure. *jumps a little at the nuzzle* Oh... Hi Hotaru ^.^;;
*** Dias is now known as Dias-Away
[Hotaru-chan] Where Sewa?
* Seraphna sighs and walks out of the closet
[Diamondback] [Hey, take it easy, DS, I was just messin' with ya...]
* X2 goes to hide in the medlab
[DeathStar] I know.
[DeathStar] That's not why I'm upset.
[Diamondback] [Really? What's up?]
* DeathStar sighs
[DeathStar] To think I can be knocked out by a simple frying pan....I'm so useless fighting wise.
[Seraphna] *Elayne leans back and yawns, getting up to look over her patients again
[Diamondback] [I'm not exactly a master myself, you know...]
* DeathStar morphs out of his armor into his black jacket, clothes, and pants.
[Seraphna] *Lucas wakes up from a nap, wondering if he missed anything
[DeathStar] Yeah, but at least you got some power in your psionics
* DeathStar walks off.
[Diamondback] [...Maybe that was the wrong thing to say...]
[Diamondback] [This is your area, Ariel. Hrm, rhyme...] *walks the other way*
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *nods and heads after DS*
* Hotaru-chan follows Ari-chan
* DeathStar finds the remains of a cream pie, picking it up.
* Diamondback , looking for a bit of peace, shapeshifts into a falcon and lifts off, flying over the city
[Eve`] GM: *the city, though uncared for, remains much like it was long ago...when the team first was on it, trying to escape their dying world with 1 million other people.  Now the people are gone...and the city is empty*
* DeathStar looks behind him at Ariel and Hotaru
[DeathStar] Hey, guys.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Thought you could use a little company
[Hotaru-chan] Hihi Deathy!
[DeathStar] Oh, heh.  I'm fine.
[DeathStar] "Deathy"?
[Hotaru-chan] Okie!
* Hotaru-chan nods
[Hotaru-chan] Deathy!
[DeathStar] Catgons scare me.
[Hotaru-chan] Is short for Death Star!
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Ah... well, if your fine, I'd still enjoy your company.
[Hotaru-chan] Aww...
[DeathStar] Call me 'Star'.  I'm not really a "Death" Star anymore.
* Hotaru-chan turns ATLAN form...
[Hotaru-chan] Sorry...
[Hotaru-chan] Oh, okay.
* DeathStar smiles at Ariel
[X2] NRP: Call me...LIFE Star!
[Hotaru-chan] Star.
[DeathStar] I'd love it.
[Hotaru-chan] NRP: You know he'll be Starry next time Catgon Hota greets him, right?
[DeathStar] NRP: Probably.
[Seraphna] *ELayne teleports into the city to think quietly
* DeathStar poses to ponder something
[DeathStar] (pauses)
* X2 begins to retake the medlab!
[Diamondback] NRP: Or, like most anime characters, the first was right.
[DeathStar] You know, I've been doing some thinking about my actions these past few months - or years as the timeline really goes.
[Seraphna] *Elayne gets bored after a bit and goes back to check on her patients
[Seraphna] *ELayne pops in and looks over the patients again, checking charts and such
[Hotaru-chan] Oh?
[DeathStar] Yeah.
* DeathStar nods, but doesn't go on just yet.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] What's on your mind DS?
[X2] AHHHH!
[Hikaryuu] 6[7[14Siawase7]6] *runs off with a fish from the cafeteria*
[Seraphna] *Elayne giggles, "Hiya!"
[X2] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Seraphna] Elayne] Back to run the medlab?
* X2 stops screaming
[X2] Why yes, yes I am
[Seraphna] *Elayne blinks, "What is it?"
[DeathStar] Thinking about maybe what I did was wrong - wrong for Wiendigo and Gravedigger.  When Wiendigo fought me, I was doing EVERYTHING I could to live...I gave it my all.  We were pretty even, at first, but he began to overpower me.  He kept coming and my tatics didn't work.  He beat me, the Tsivrixsh broke me - so I tried to make everything perfect - kill Wiendigo, kill the Tsivrixsh, remake the universe to be...peaceful and happ.
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[Seraphna] Elayne] Thank the gods! *hands him a pile of things* Well, here are all the main charts and the instructions on the new regeneration equipment
[X2] ...
[X2] Why couldn't *I* have died instead?
* X2 cries into the stack of things
[Seraphna] Elayne] *giggles and smiles*
[DeathStar] But I was wrong, of course.  I lost sight of what I needed to do.  And when we left, I made sure Wiendigo couldn't make it back --- and I guess it took Grave with him, since he never appeared again.  I was wrong.
[Hotaru-chan] It's a good plan, but I can't agree with how you went about it...
[DeathStar] It wasn't a good plan.  We shouldn't  kill the Tsivrixsh.  It's corrupt leaders, yes.  But not a whole race.
[X2] NRP: [Wiendigo] *jumps out of the supplies closet* SUPPLIES!
[DeathStar] And that's what I'm going to tell Dominator when he learns of the planet's location.
* Hotaru-chan nods.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] That's... very wise of you DS.
* DeathStar looks a bit sad
[Hotaru-chan] It sometimes seems like half the hunters are out to wipe out the Tsiv...
[Seraphna] *Lucas teleports nearby Hota and grins, yawning
[DeathStar] Still, I can't help but feel haunted by my actions during that entire incident.
[Hotaru-chan] Heya Lucas.
[Seraphna] Lucas] *yaaaawwwwwwn* morning guys!
* DeathStar nods at Hotaru
[DeathStar] Lucas.
[Hotaru-chan] You were doing what you thought was right...
[Seraphna] *Lucas grins and nodds to DS, "Mister Star."
[DeathStar] Computer: You know, the odds of taking the planet without killing everyone off is next to known, probably?
* DeathStar looks up.
[DeathStar] Don't tell me the odds.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Every one has things that they're not quite comfertable with... I for one often feel I'll never make up for the time I joined the Mavericks...
[DeathStar] (nothing, not known)
[X2] NRP: "Mister Death" "...No, no, that's Star now" "Oh, okay, hi Mr. Star Death!"
[Hotaru-chan] You joined the mavericks?
[DeathStar] You've more than made up for that, Ariel.
[Hotaru-chan] I often feel the same for the time I...
[Eve`] Katrina: *runs up* Hi
[Hotaru-chan] I went on the same sort of "crusade" that a lot of hunters are doing now, but I targeted... reploids...
[Seraphna] *Lucas smiles, "Hi Kat!"
* Hotaru-chan looks ashamed.
* DeathStar pats Hotaru
[DeathStar] I guess we all three should look to the future now, eh?
[DeathStar] I mean, we all saw we wait to make a better future, why not...enjoy it ourselves.
[DeathStar] (want)
* DeathStar looks thoughtful
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] *smiles*
[DeathStar] Of course, finding some ultimate power source might not be bad idea.  I mean, I could use some more power!
[Hotaru-chan] That's the only reason to fight, really.
[Seraphna] *Lucas grins, "I barely understand... but Mister Star sounds right!"
[Hotaru-chan] Erk.
[DeathStar] I just say pretty things and hope people nod and smile.
[Hotaru-chan] I could use more power, but... I wouldn't want to have to deal with the responsibility of being the master of the prime reality...
* DeathStar makes a face.
[DeathStar] Don't remind me of that power.  It's one I wish I could lose.
[Hotaru-chan] I'm sorry...
[DeathStar] Don't apologize.  It's a figure of speech.  
[Seraphna] *Lucas blinks, "What about the little fat man? He might be able to help with that!"
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] Little fat man?
[Hotaru-chan] Little fat man?
[DeathStar] ....if it's coming from one of Sera's kids, perhaps I should run.
[Seraphna] Lucas] Yeah... the one that helped mom get her memory back!
[DeathStar] I wouldn't give my power to THAT psycho --- er, I mean
[Seraphna] Lucas] He gave that thing to mom that gave you your memories back Aunt Ariel!
* DeathStar sneaks off.
[Seraphna] *Lucas blinks, "I think he's kinda funny!"
[Hotaru-chan] Who?
[Hotaru-chan] He... doesn't say "Hey" three times in a row, does he?
[Seraphna] Lucas] You'll have to ask mom... she knows his name but'll never tell me, she says if she asys it he always pops up!
[Seraphna] Lucas] He does!
[Hotaru-chan] Oh no...
* DeathStar is long gone.
[Hotaru-chan] That wierdo's almost as crazy as Kyouki.
[Seraphna] Lucas] He also wears a little red coat and a top hat!
[Hotaru-chan] Wha?
[Seraphna] Lucas] AND A MONOCLE!
[Hotaru-chan] ... definite style change.
[Hikaryuu] 10[3[12Ariel3]10] ......
[Seraphna] NRP: **camera goes to a sceen with Dias, secretly wearing a monocle and top hat
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[GM_] *a wisp of smoke rises from the shadows, glowing white eyes watch DS intently followed by a quiet, but deep laughter*
[DeathStar] Session Ends
Session Close: Tue Jul 09 23:46:07 2002