* Gorgon looks at Matrix
[Matrix] NRP}: Xvash
* Glyph throws a fireball at the alien
* Dominator slashes into the alien the moment he slashes at Wiendigo
[Wiendigo] NRP: Even while i'm phased?
* Matrix the alien catches on fire
* Siawase walks over to the girl and collapses weakly.
[Matrix] NRP: Yes,
* Matrix the alien crumbles, dead.
* Girl^ looks down at him
* Girl^ kneels
[Dominator] I wish they'd listen to reason...
[Girl^] Are you okay?
* Baberlus yawns boredly
[Baberlus] OH COME ON!!! We need a challenge!
[Matrix] ....Okay, SIR  *growing tired of Dominators' brainless tactics* NOW what?
[Dominator] The empire seems to have an unlimited supply of them...
[Talon] Why should they?  We sure as hell don't.
[Girl^] Mr. Dominator!
[Dominator] NRP: What tactics should you suggest he uses with people like this?
[Dominator] Yes?
[Gorgon] Dominator, Gorgon want to help
[Girl^] Saiwise is hurt...
[Talon] NRP: Kill them all?
[Siawase] Siawase go ouch...
* Glyph clasps his hands together throws a fireball at the alien's body, vaporizing it
[Dominator] Wiendigo, you said you'd met up with other resistance groups?
[Talon] Want me to put her/him/it out of his/her/it's misery?
* Girl^ drops the object, it rolls to Dominator's feet
* Matrix notices lots of humans all around them, their bones and flesh falling off.
[Baberlus] NRP: Personally; I think Dom's doin good.
[Matrix] ....the walking dead...
* Dominator looks at the object
* Gorgon picks up Talon by the neck with one hand
[Gorgon] You no hurt Cat
[Matrix] NRP: It's just MY guy's feelings.
[Wiendigo] Yeah, not a whole hell of a lot
* Talon smirks at Gorgon
[Dominator] Could you take us to one of them?
* Girl^ it is a beam sabre, it is VERY farmiliar
* Matrix the boney humans reach out at them
[Gorgon] Or Gorgon hurt you
[Matrix] ...er, sir, the living dead is coming towards us...
* Talon pokes Gorgon in the center of the forehead
* Matrix his blaster sparks
* Dominator picks it up and looks it over
[Baberlus] Living.... dead....?
* Glyph see the humans and forms a golden field around himself
* Gorgon grabs the finger with his other hands and breaks it
[Dominator] .... What?! *flips around*
[Wiendigo] I could, but they'd look a hell of a lot like those outside.
* Talon continues to smile and headbutts Gorgon
[Matrix] ....the 'Zombies'...humans who were blasted to near death and eat flesh now..
[Girl^] Um...
[Matrix] ...only food left...
[Dominator] How about to somewhere remotely safe then?
[Girl^] Sir?
[Girl^] Can I have that back?
[Baberlus] Excuse me while I vomit.
* Gorgon laughs
* Baberlus gags himself
[Gorgon] Gorgon no feel pain. Gorgon strong
* Dominator tries to figure out why it's familar is and hands it back
[Talon] Ah.  I see
[Wiendigo] On this planet? The only safe place is now offworld.
* Gorgon drops Gorgon
* Dominator blasts in front of the zombies to ward them off
[Matrix] ..what about 'Paradise'?
* Girl^ catches the letters "D" and "S" on the handle as he hands it
[Gorgon] NRP:err..Talon
[Dominator] NRP: Do I know the general direction of where 'Paradise' is?
[Matrix] NRP: Don't know who's sbaer that is, but it isn't DS'
* Baberlus punches a zombie, and a piece of it sticks to his glove
[Matrix] NRP: Nope
[Baberlus] EWWWWW!!!!
* Glyph enhances the golden sheild with a wall of burning fire around himself and begins walking toward the zombies
* Dominator blasts further at the zombies
[Girl^] NRP: Hmm...
* Siawase stands up weakly
* Gorgon fists ignite as he smashes one into a wall
[Baberlus] GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!
[Matrix] NRP: *thinks about an akick for Sera*
[Glyph] The undead shalt parish before me
[Girl^] NRP: Perhaps an old one before he got the hyped version?
[Matrix] ......Man, their flesh rips off THAT easily?
* Gorgon stands tall at 6'10"
* Wiendigo spins with his katana and hacks through the zomboids
* Dominator slashes throw somemore zombies, tries to tell how many of them their are
* Girl^ puts it back in her cloak
[Wiendigo] They're dead, shit, what'd you expect?
[Talon] Pie?
[Matrix] ...your killing Earth's citizens..?
[Gorgon] Zombie bad *smashes another through the floor
[Dominator] Matrix... There's no hope for these ones now
* Siawase trys to go and helps the others, but falls over after taking a couple steps
[Talon] Do dead people have citizenship?  Man, immigration's getting lax
[Girl^] NRP: Fortunatly, all he can do is think about it...
* Glyph closes his eyes and concentrates, the fire around him glowing brighter
[Wiendigo] ENH! Sorry, wrong answer.
[Glyph] They are not the undead!
* Baberlus kicks skillfully at the zombies heads, even ones on the ground, kicking them clean off, for good measure.
[Dominator] C'mon everyone, lets get out. *heads to the exit*
* Matrix is grossed out
[Wiendigo] Close enough for me.
* Glyph backs away from them
* Gorgon follows behind Dominator slower than normal humans
* Siawase tries to follow, but can't
* Matrix follows Dominator
[Baberlus] It sickens me too, but it has to be done!
* Girl^ stays close to Dominator
* Wiendigo stays phased
[Matrix] ...why not eat the girl?  She looks healthy...
[Dominator] There's only one place we can go... 
[Talon] Because she's raw, dammit.  Might have bacteria
[Matrix] ....where is that?
[Girl^] !
[Gorgon] Paradise?
* Girl^ looks scare again
[Matrix] ...Paradise!
[Girl^] EAT?
[Dominator] ... I never though I'd say it, but... the Wastelands.
* Siawase barely crawls after the others, getting left behind.
* Gorgon picks up the girl and sets her on his shoulder
[Matrix] ..THE WASTELANDS?!
* Talon chomps his beak at the Girl
* Glyph backs away from those who actively attacked the "zombies""
[Girl^] The what?
[Matrix] That's on another CONTINENT!
[Dominator] They're even more desolet then this area.
[Dominator] I realize that, but it's our best chance
[Talon] Oh BOY!  The worse, the better
[Wiendigo] I'd almost rather head back to the Canadian Winter Deserts.
[Gorgon] What is girls name?
[Dominator] It may be possible to get past the blood oceans.
[Talon] Don't think about that too long, your head will explode
[Siawase] Freinds help Siawase!
[Girl^] My name?
[Girl^] Um...
[Gorgon] Yes your name
[Dominator] Dangerous though, Wiendigo. From what we're seen, there's alot of Tsivrixsh there...
[Matrix] .....Canadian is under 4 miles of water, you idiot.
* Wiendigo looks at Siawase
[Glyph] NRP: I need to go...
[Dominator] Hell, there's alot of Tsivrixsh anywhere
[Dominator] That too
* Girl^ makes one up, rememebring her school teachers name
[Wiendigo] What the hell is your problem?
[Matrix] ...Hell, can we even call this 'Earth'?
* Dominator moves to the exit
*** Girl^ is now known as Sera
[Talon] Chronic stupidity?
[Sera] Um.. Sera~
[Dominator] Get ready everyone
*** Glyph (shadezade@ts008d41.min-mn.concentric.net) has left #taw
[Gorgon] Sera is nice name. Gorgon is my name
[Matrix] ...Sera?  Wh at a stupid name...
* Matrix steps outside
[Baberlus] ......I hope to get off this trash heap, alive, so lets move!
[Sera] NRP: Figures you'd hate that name Kev
* Dominator gets outside and looks around
* Siawase slowly crawling over to the others, barely in sight
[Matrix] Well, Mr. President, how do you plan on passing the ocean?
[Siawase] Help Sia! Help sia!
[Dominator] Hyjacking a ship.
[Talon] Let's swim!  It'll be brisk!
[Matrix] ....there's still ships?
* Sera walks over to Sia
[Wiendigo] Actually, Canada is pretty damn safe and clear since the mass exavc, and I took care of the flooding. Let's just say the Grand Canyon ain't so dry, now.
[Dominator] The Tsivrixsh have them.
* Sera puts her hands out
* Gorgon looks around
* Sera a glow surrounds him, and he is completely healed
[Matrix] ....you flooded the Grand Canyon..you bullshitter.
[Sera] Good... you are a nice person...
[Gorgon] Gorgon liked Grand Canyon
[Talon] I didn't . . . it was such a hole in the ground
[Siawase] Sia... healed?  Sia happy!  Sia thank Sera.  Thank you Sera!
[Baberlus] Hey, the buttcrack of earth has......nevermind, young girl here.
[Wiendigo] Would you like to go take a look, shithead? I'd be more the obligied to take you and drown you in it.
[Gorgon] Gorgon no like Talon
* Matrix the Earth shutters, as if the planet is crying out in pain
* Dominator starts moving
[Gorgon] Earth not happy
[Siawase] NRP: FFVII flashbacks
[Talon] *Dumbly* Talon no like Gorgon.  Talon going to scratch butt and eat nachos
[Matrix] NRP: You nitpickers!
[Gorgon] Talon go ahead and scratch butt
* Talon scratches
[Matrix] ......*follows Dominator, worried about the safety of the Earth*
[Dominator] Keep up everyone and keep quiet...
[Wiendigo] Mother Nature balances herself out. She don't like what's going on, she'll be more then glad enough to wipe the face clean.
* Gorgon continues to follow behind Dom
[Sera] Mr. Dominator?
[Dominator] Lets hope so, Wiendigo...
[Dominator] Yes... Sera?
[Matrix] ....with US with it, you idiot.
[Talon] So she likes the Tsivrixsh?  How SWEEEEEET!
[Baberlus] NRP: the zombies remind me of Xenogears.
[Gorgon] Gorgon no want to be on here if that happens
[Matrix] NRP: What?
* Matrix passes the Armed Forces HQ.
[Sera] Will thngs ever go back to normal?
[Matrix] ...where did the Special Unit go to, anyway?
[Talon] Remind me never to fight a battle against nature again.  Not that I fought one . . .
[Baberlus] NRP: the reapers.
[Wiendigo] Did I indicate that we wouldn't? No, so shut the hell up, pisser.
[Talon] Dead?
[Wiendigo] Space.
[Matrix] ...space?
* Gorgon notices Wien
[Talon] Dead
[Dominator] I don't know, Sera, I don't know. But, if we have anything to do with it, they just may...
[Gorgon] Why is Wien so angry?
* Dominator glances at Wiendigo
[Dominator] You know that for certain?
[Talon] He's a spiteful man who's mother never held him?
[Baberlus] .....He needs to be loved, Gorgon, love him and make him nice.
[Gorgon] Talon is a spiteful man
[Talon] Love him . . . HARD
[Matrix] YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!
[Wiendigo] I should, with the intel setup I've got, I watched them take off on a vid-screen.
[Baberlus] Oh, you excluded, Matrix?
[Dominator] At least they made it out... I feared they were destroyed in the attack...
[Gorgon] Gorgon no gay. Gorgon think Baberlus and Talon are tho
[Matrix] ....Like we would care...they left us to die...
[Talon] Really?  I am kind of happy . . . but I wouldn't say gay yet.
* Sera murmurs... "This is my last hope..."
* Matrix sees spotlights ahead.
[Baberlus] As I said before, I was a pimp, and besides, I'd rather fight, then get laid.
[Dominator] Did the Fury escape, Wiendigo?
* Gorgon grabs Baberlus
[Wiendigo] They take care of the Shitvirsch at the root, we keep 'em from branching out here.
* Baberlus aims his guns ay Gorgon's head
[Gorgon] Baberlus rude person. Gorgon no like *chucks him aside*
[Wiendigo] Yeah, barely.
[Baberlus] Let me go.
[Talon] Keep them from branching?  HA!
[Matrix] ....What, you think THEY can stop an Empire?  Sheesh, Wiendigo, you ARE insane.
* Baberlus stops himself from being chucked
[Talon] They're in control, unobservant idjit
[Dominator] Good... Eventually we may be able to make contact with them
[Wiendigo] You have heard of me then, good.
[Dominator] They're mostly inexperienced... But Garland's with them... And Paladin...
* Matrix notices an, broken down hover truck
[Baberlus] Lemme ask this.... who IMPORTANT is on the Fury?
* Dominator stops and surveys it
* Gorgon looks at the hover truck
[Siawase] Sia rather be on ship than rock...
* Sera suddenly blurts out, "AND MISTER AIRIER!"
[Talon] . . . your ass?  Yes, I believe you left your ass on the Fury
[Sera] Oops...
* Dominator scans it's condition
[Gorgon] Is Hover Truck working?
[Baberlus] I was never on the Fury, you &*%^&
[Talon] Who the hell is Airier?
[Dominator] Airier? He's a member of the special unit... I believe
* Sera bows her head..
[Talon] Great, they're so special . . . you know, I think it's about time the retarded got their own military program
[Sera] My name isn't Sera
[Siawase] Sera sad?
[Wiendigo] Thanks Domino, that REALLY clears things up for them.
[Dominator] NRP: It works?
* Matrix is a rusted, window broken, hover coverter borken, truck
[Siawase] Sera not Sera?
* Wiendigo glares at Talon
* Talon smiles broadly at Wien
[Dominator] The hover converter is broke... I don't suppose any one of you is a skilled mechanic?
[Sera] I got it from my old teacher, Dr. Seraphna Vanguard
[Siawase] What sera real name?
[Sera] I...
[Dominator] You're teacher was Seraphna??
[Matrix] ....the Special Unit is retarded?  *looks confused*
[Sera] I can't say..
[Sera] .Yes
[Talon] Oh, yes.  Very.  Why do you think they're "Special"?
[Sera] Seraphna was my teacher...
[Wiendigo] Watch yourself shit, I happened to have trained one of them.
[Sera] Why? You know her?
[Matrix] .....I thought they were like the best....
[Siawase] What sera real name?
[Talon] Ah.  Then we're all safe from everything.  Especially alien invasion.  Oh wait . . .
[Baberlus] Yes, they're retarded, they didn't take us with them, did they!?
[Sera] I can't say my real name...
[Dominator] Ahem, is anyone here a mechanic?
[Gorgon] Gorgon think Barberlus should leave
[Talon] Hey, we were invaded by aliens recently, weren't we?
[Dominator] NRP: Hint, hint...
[Wiendigo] And why anyone would want to save your worthless asses...
[Baberlus] Sure ya can! See I can say mine! Baaaa-berr-lus.
[Matrix] ...yes, Talon...
[Talon] Guess you did a damned bad job of training
[Baberlus] Same goes for you, Wienie.
[Siawase] Sia can fix it!
[Sera] Okay... it's Svirxsarian...
[Dominator] Talon... Can you get this hover truck working?
[Baberlus] Why weren't YOU saved, your as useless as us.
[Sera] Or Viri...
[Talon] Probably
* Matrix points at Talon's thumb, cut off
[Dominator] Get on it
[Matrix] ...doesn't tht hurt?
* Siawase works on fixing it
* Matrix his blaster is still sparking and oozing "Blood"
[Siawase] Sia do good!  Sia fix it!
[Talon] Yep.  It does.  But you know, pain is something you can ignore.  Much like yourself, Matrix
[Wiendigo] Well, seeing as though I DECLINED to leave with them, I suppose that'd make things harder, wouldn't it?
* Matrix a low, piercing sound breaks the air, from the sky
* Sera holds back, expecting some reaction from her name...
* Matrix ignores talon
[Wiendigo] I'm sorry Talwhore, you belch something?
[Sera] NRP: Um... The fact that it even sounds like Tsiv...
[Gorgon] Gorgon find Wien funny
[Matrix] ...cam
[Talon] Yep.  I belched the national anthem.  Want to hear it again?
[Matrix] can't we all be friends?  No?  Well, too bad.
* Dominator glances around
[Dominator] NRP: Do I recognize the sound?
* Matrix doesn't notice the sound
[Matrix] NRP: Yes...it's an Executor
*** Sera is now known as Viri_Tsxira
[Dominator] Listen... that sound...
[Dominator] An Executor!
[Talon] What, did you fart?
[Wiendigo] Just what I thought, no balls to back up your comebacks. Talk to me when you've gotten some grapefruits.
* Matrix the hover truck cranks to life.
[Matrix] ....WHERE?!
[Siawase] Sia fix!
[Dominator] Somewhere up there! Everyone in and NOW!
[Matrix] ...what's an Executor again?
* Viri_Tsxira looks around for it
[Talon] Grapefruits?  Yea, I think I've got one in my pocket . . .
[Talon] *rumages*
* Wiendigo melts into the shadows
[Talon] Nope, it's only a tangerine
[Dominator] If it bombs this hovertruck, we're in trouble.
[Siawase] Go!  Sia fix, Sia fix!
[Matrix] ...a bombing ship?!
* Dominator enters the truck and gets in the driver's seat
* Matrix gets in the seat next to Dom
* Talon hops up on the bumper
[Dominator] Yes, it's a bombing ship
* Gorgon gets into the truck taking up alot of room
[Baberlus] Weelll Sheee-yit.
[Dominator] I've heard that sound before. Right before the Executor performs a bombing run....
* Matrix explosions can be heard, where the Zombies rea.
* Dominator goes forward at full speed
[Siawase] Sia do good?
* Matrix the truck slowly waddles along, only going 30 MPH
[Dominator] Lets see how fast this can go...
[Gorgon] Gorgon think we should get going
[Baberlus] Run over the zombies! Run'em over good!
[Dominator] Yes, Sia, lets hope so...
[Talon] Sia no do good.  Poor pimping today.  Sia should whore harder
[Matrix] ....Lame jokes from a bunch of asses.
* Dominator glances in the rear-view mirror
* Viri_Tsxira sits next to Dominator
* Matrix the explosions follow them closer and closer
[Dominator] Buckle up. (to viri)
* Matrix shoves Viri away, as he's sitting next to Dom
[Siawase] Sia think Talon denser than varidium alloy.
[Matrix] GET OFF OF ME!
[Dominator] Damn...
* Viri_Tsxira does so..
[Talon] A bunch of asses?  Is that a standard unit?
[Wiendigo] [You morons'd have better luck walking at the pace you're going]
[Dominator] NRP: How fast is the truck going?
* Matrix the truck still goes 30 MPH
* Dominator looks for somewhere to hide from the bomber
[Siawase] Sia make truck go faster!
[Matrix] ....Sia can?  Wow.
[Dominator] Uh, do so!
[Talon] Talon think talking in third person is redundant.  Talon think beer would really be good right now
* Gorgon places one foot over the side of the truck and pushes forwards with his strong feet
* Siawase disappears to try to increase the power output of the engine
* Matrix the truck, thanks to Sia, leaps up in speed
[Matrix] ...GREAT, now we're going 32 MPH!
[Dominator] Good work!
[Siawase] Sia say Talon as smart as dryn slug!
* Wiendigo *beer flies out of the shadows, hitting Talon in the head*
[Dominator] It's better than nothing...
* Gorgon grabs Talon and holds him over the side of the truck
[Dominator] There's no way our weapons can damage that Executor
* Matrix suddenly the truck hits 99 MPH and zooms off
[Matrix] AAIEEEEE!!!!!
* Talon fire appears where Talon was and Talon appears behind Gorgon
[Dominator] Whoa!
[Baberlus] WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Talon] Wheeeeeeeeeeeee
[Talon] Again, again!
* Matrix the truck speeds toward the Blood Ocean
[Matrix] ....Oh God..Oh God...
[Siawase] Faster!  Faster! n.n
[Talon] God?  Nope, looks more like some sort of liquid to me
* Gorgon grabs talon and holds him over the truck side again
* Talon pulls the same trick
* Dominator looks back, hoping the executor is far behind
* Gorgon was ready for it and swings his arm backwards nailing Talon in the face
* Talon bites Gorgon's arm and holds on with his beak
[Matrix] *they outrun the Executor*...Well, next stop, the Blood Ocean...do break my heart....*listens to the truck break down* ..... good GRIEF!  
[Matrix] Session Ends