...Hunters no more?
Session 48: Next Time, Try Reading the Index
[Admiral_Drake] Time Chart: 1 day later
[Admiral_Drake] Location: The Fury
* Admiral_Drake stands in a small makeshift arena with Avalon and Xril
[Slasher] I say, where's the female guard.
[Spectre] NRP: Shall we split chans for this one?
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: *mutes Slasher*
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: yay, head to #index
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: er, Pal and Spect
*** Spectre (speedblade@209.149.174.81) has left #TAW
*** Paladin` (soupman@cc49170-a.mtpls1.sc.home.com) has left #TAW
* Xrileshr scans the arena, memorizing the scenery
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: And anyone else not in the arena
* Slasher bangs on the cage bars
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: or in the cell
[Avalon1] NRP: keep in mind that i dont know whats going on if i dont make sense here
[Slasher] NRP:Me?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: That'd be you
[Admiral_Drake] ...Alright, Cadet Avalon...Xril, say hello to each other
[Avalon1] hello
[Xrileshr] I greet you, Avalon. Tsilso Xrileshr. I am Xrileshr.
[Admiral_Drake] You're the only Cadets aboard the station
[Avalon1] glad to make your accquantince......
[Admiral_Drake] And some of the few Hunters left alive after the big battle (See Session 43)
[Xrileshr] And I assure you, I'll prove my skills to you, Drake.
* Xrileshr flexes claws
[Admiral_Drake] Xriril is an alien...one of the race we're fighting
[Avalon1] NRP: i wont need APs for this will I?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: Nah.
[Xrileshr] NRP: Doubt it; since my bio isn't done yet either
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: LACTOSE!
* Avalon1 un scathes standard issue sword
[Xrileshr] That's Xrileshr, and yes I am a member of the Tsivrixsh Tsolsejra, or, in English, Tsivrixsh Prime
[Admiral_Drake] ...alright, I would have you fight each other, but I don't know your strength yet.
[Avalon1] NRP: so that means no fighting does it?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: Noooo
[Admiral_Drake] So, you'll battle these droids
[Xrileshr] As a team, I presume?
* Slasher continues to yell for the female guard
[Admiral_Drake] ...after a number of hits, they'll drop down.
[Admiral_Drake] IT doesn't matter your strength
[Admiral_Drake] You may
[Xrileshr] And our objective is to...?
[Avalon1] As a team or independantly?
[Admiral_Drake] Though you'll each of your own score
[Admiral_Drake] To score higher than the other.
[Xrileshr] Time limit?
[Admiral_Drake] This is for your rank Ensign.
[Admiral_Drake] 5 minutes.
[Xrileshr] Or droid limit?
[Admiral_Drake] Unlimited.
[Xrileshr] Understood. Is it legal to attack each other?
[Admiral_Drake] ....Skip that part.
[Avalon1] I wont stoop to that
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: *ignores him*
[Xrileshr] Will they rematerilize on a one-destroyed one-rematerlized basis?
[Xrileshr] I'm simply attempting to learn the rules.
[Admiral_Drake] For awhile, then two will appear, then three.
[Xrileshr] They will be armed?
[Admiral_Drake] ....of course.
[Slasher] Just call her down here so I can talk to here, then I'll shut up and be out of your hair
[Avalon1] Im ready to lose when you are....
* Admiral_Drake frowns at Avalon's ego
[Avalon1] That doesnt mean what you think
[Xrileshr] NRP: More like Avalon's non-existant ego
[Avalon1] It doesnt mean what you think either
[Xrileshr] How many robots will face us at the start?
[Slasher] Oh come on Guard guy, geeze i'm going to be executed soon, can't you atleast do that for me
* Admiral_Drake calls in the female
[Avalon1] It means that i dont care who wins
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: Guard does
[Admiral_Drake] ....1 each
* Admiral_Drake steps out of the arena
[Slasher] Thank you
* Xrileshr draws his Xvash in a whirl, and gets into battle stance (has enhanced Power Level stats)
* Admiral_Drake the lights dim
* Slasher sits on his bed and waits
* Xrileshr vision is better than a humans, so he scans the area, using his "semi-eyelids" to shield them from damage
* Avalon1 hell with the standard issue......
* Avalon1 draws demon sabre
[Admiral_Drake] ....*Two robots leap out, one attacking each of them*
* Xrileshr rememebrs the exact layout of the arena from what he looked at
* Xrileshr in a flash, his xvash slashes the robot in half
* Admiral_Drake robot isn't slashed in half
* Avalon1 cuts upwards into the droid with the demon sabre
[Xrileshr] NRP: Oh yeah
* Admiral_Drake it merely pangs
* Admiral_Drake Avalon's robot pangs
* Xrileshr kicks him in the same motion, then hits it with his claws
[Avalon1] Of course
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1: *throws Xril after the third pang
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 2: *tackles Avalon*
* Xrileshr Xvash flips and recovers, legs bending backwards and catapolting his Xvash into the robot
* Avalon1 teleports behind the droid and slashes him
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1: *Vanishes*
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 2: *pangs and punches Avalon*
* Slasher sits on his bed waiting for the female guard
* Xrileshr slashes his robot oncemore
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1-2: *smashes leg into Xril's jaw*
* Avalon1 cuts into it diagonally
* Xrileshr flips robots' leg into wall and slashes with his Xvash
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 2: *pangs*
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1-2: *pangs twice*
* Xrileshr slashes twice in a motion with the Xvash, throwing hte robot in the second slash
* Slasher starts whislting while waiting
[Avalon1] NRP: i should wait for it to attack right?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: nah
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1-2: *slams hand into AValon's nose*
* Xrileshr telekinetically damages the bot
* Avalon1 gets out the other beam sabre
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1-2: *pangs*
[Xrileshr] NRP: The same robot is attacking both of us?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: yep
* Xrileshr slashes again, and uses telekniesis
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 1: *kicks Avalon*
[Admiral_Drake] Comm: oh, shit, the droids are out of control!
* Avalon1 slashes the robot twice with both sabres
* Xrileshr blasts robot 1 with telekinesis
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 2: *blows*
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 4: *leaps out*
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 10: *jumps out*
* Xrileshr flips and slashes robot 4,
[Slasher] Where are you female guard...
* Avalon1 turns on the nosfuratu crest
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 4: *Explodes*
* Xrileshr activates Jvexrashaxav (" andslashes
* Avalon1 begins to bite and rend robot 10
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 10: AAACKKKK!! HEEEEELP!!!
* Xrileshr pulls 10 away from aavalon telekinetically and slashes it
* Avalon1 draining it of power
[Admiral_Drake] Robot 10: *falls down*
* Xrileshr blasts it with telekinesis
* Avalon1 fires twice at #4 with demon buster
* Xrileshr then slashes it with his Xvash
[Admiral_Drake] Comm: Simulator ended.
[Xrileshr] NRP: 4's dead, Av
* Avalon1 charges the buster
[Slasher] NRP: I want my female guard damnt..
[Admiral_Drake] ....here, I got a better idea....
[Xrileshr] ... That was abrupt.
[Admiral_Drake] Slasher, go to #cell
* Avalon1 fires the charged blast at 10 thn
*** Slasher (Ender@209.105.54.71) has left #taw
[Admiral_Drake] Here's a newer version of the robot the Hunters trained with back in the old days
[Xrileshr] NRP: Sim ended, Av
[Xrileshr] NRP: Wait one moment... He's programmed to counter basically anything
[Avalon1] Ok you win
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: I know
[Xrileshr] Apparently Drake has more in mind...
[Admiral_Drake] Location: Bar
* Gravedigger sleeps, slumped over a table
[Spectre] [Poor guy... Took the death of the Hunters hard...]
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: No, he's just taking these sessions hard
* Spectre also suspects that Grave just got too drunk
* Paladin` waits
[Spectre] *to Pal* [Time's pretty short... We've got the rest of today to clear Slasher...]
[Paladin`] Mm-hmm *drinks*
[Paladin`] And what do you suggest we do at this point?
[Spectre] [...I was hoping you had something. All I can think of is to search Index's room.]
[Paladin`] Well, I've never cared too much about Slasher anyway. The only thing that really gets to me is the fact that Index is going to get away with betrayal
[Spectre] [I don't know too much about the guy, but I already don't like 'im... But I'm with you... Next thing you know, Index'll be getting away with murder or something.]
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: *a scream can be heard*
[Paladin`] NRP: Is that a GM or a real NRP?
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: Real NRP
[Spectre] NRP: Ryan's keeping me posted... I'm aware what that scream is. *snickers*
[Paladin`] The only thing that crosses my mind is a confession from Index. Perhaps beaten out of him.
[Paladin`] NRP: *Wonders, idly*
[Spectre] [I've tried a mental scan, but that bastard's immune to psionics.]
* Gravedigger rolls off the table and hits the floor
[Gravedigger] Unnhh...OW....
[Spectre] [Sheesh. What's up with him, anyway?]
* Paladin` kicks GD
[Paladin`] Wake up, we've got a problem
[Gravedigger] OW! *holds his head* Ow, that wasn't good either...
* Spectre grins
* Gravedigger pulls himself up
[Paladin`] You happen to have any ideas about proving Index guilty?
[Gravedigger] Like what? Besides the fact half of our teams' dead of course...
* Paladin` shifts his gaze to behind the bar and stares blankly for a moment
[Spectre] [That's not the problem. Slasher's gonna die, and Index is going to get away with treason. Now, Slasher dying in itself isn't bad, it's just Index's getting away with treason.]
* Gravedigger rubs his head. 1"Gah, talk any louder and my brains gonna be all over your boots..."
[Paladin`] WHAT WAS THAT?
[Gravedigger] Have you tried breaking into his quarters and looking for anything incriminating?
* Gravedigger flinches
[Paladin`] No, we checked a tape of his quarter, however
[Spectre] *to Grave* [Well, I suggested that, but high and mighty ignored me.]
[Gravedigger] He tends to do that, doesn't he....
[Paladin`] Do what?
[Gravedigger] Well, you probably should...should...should...6*ralfs*
[Spectre] [Nothing. Now, what's the plan? I still say we check his quarters...]
[Paladin`] You really think he's going to leave anything incriminating lying about? But for lack of a better idea . . .
[Gravedigger] Unngggg...sorry about your boots, Pal...
* Spectre stands up
[Spectre] [Let's try it... Can't hurt us... Probably won't help, but can't hurt...]
[Admiral_Drake] GM: *sounds of fighting can be heard in the Arena*
*** Retrieving #index info...
[Gravedigger] Well, i'm sure he wouldn't LEAVE naything just laying OUT, that's why you gotta search...
[Spectre] [Sounds like the rookies are having fun...]
[Gravedigger] Clues...stuff out of the norm...
[Paladin`] Lead on, then
* Spectre heads out of the bar, headed for Index's quarters
* Gravedigger tries to block out the sounds
[Spectre] [These walls are too thin... You can hear anyone training through them...]
* Gravedigger follows the dynamic duo, for lack of anything better to do
[Paladin`] They're, uh, actually pretty thick bulkheads . . .
[Paladin`] I think the doors are just open
[Spectre] [...]
[Gravedigger] Either that, or they're really beating the shit out of each other...
* Spectre reaches the (NRP: dreaded) elevator, and calls it
* Paladin` mutters something roughly resembling a comment about "as bad as" and "grass"
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: *opens*
* Spectre glances at Paladin before stepping on
* Paladin` steps on
* Gravedigger stumbles on, the proceeds to barf again
[Spectre] [Geez, Grave, hold it in...]
[Paladin`] . . . aren't you a reploid?
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: oooo, is he SICK?
[Gravedigger] Guhhhh....sorry....
[Gravedigger] Yeah, but doesn't mean I don't eat if I want...and that certain stuff doesn't react well with the systems...
[Paladin`] No, he just enjoys the occasional expulsion of digestive substances. Would you move?
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: oops
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: *shakes, but doesn't go up*
* Spectre beats on the button
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: *moves*
[Spectre] [That's what I thought.]
* Gravedigger looks at Spec for a few moments
[Gravedigger] Wait...I don't know you...who ARE you?
[Spectre] [Whoops. Jennifer "Spectre" Arenson. Nice to.. uh, meet you.]
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: Chaos in the arena
[Paladin`] . . .
[Admiral_Drake] Elevator: *arrives*
[Gravedigger] Likewise. Sorry 'bout the shape I'm in, not normally like this, s'just mourning kinda makes a person sink into areas they don't normally go, y'know?
* Paladin` carefully steps over the results of GD's drinking
* Spectre doesn't respond; rather, she steps over GD's vomit and gets a sad look on her face as she walks out
* Paladin` clenches a fist but keeps walking
[Gravedigger] Man, I'd hate to be the cleaning crew that has to get that out...
* Gravedigger steps over carefully and follows
* Spectre remains silent as she walks for Index's quarters
[Avalon1] Waht??
* Xrileshr sheaths his xvash
[Xrileshr] I believe, Avalon, that the simulation is over.
[Xrileshr] A rather intriquing battle, I must say.
[Avalon1] I wouldnt
[Xrileshr] Though, more variety of attack should be programmed into the robot.
* Admiral_Drake walks in
[Avalon1] Id call it repetative
[Xrileshr] That Trainer.
* Xrileshr moves over to Drake
[Avalon1] So.....
* Avalon1 strolls over to the two
[Admiral_Drake] ...so?
[Xrileshr] How did we do?
[Avalon1] nothing////jsut thought you would have a comment
[Admiral_Drake] ...Oh, yes. *finishes drinking his coffee*
[Admiral_Drake] That was real good.
[Avalon1] NRP: the / is near the .
[Admiral_Drake] You're both Ensigns
[Admiral_Drake] Congrats.
[Xrileshr] Ajra kvashl'vri shra kvelsor... ANd so the foolish fall.
[Avalon1] It was either that or the other verdict
[Xrileshr] Understood and accepted.
[Avalon1] Thank you
[Xrileshr] I assure you, my training for the Tsivrixsh military covered all this and much, much more.
[Avalon1] Ive been wondering the earth for a 100 years not much training there
[Admiral_Drake] ....*stands there*
[Admiral_Drake] Oh, yes?
[Avalon1] shall we depart at this point?
[Xrileshr] Unless I'm needed elsewhere, I will continue to train, as I am know well warmed-up.
[Avalon1] I guess i will stay to keep up face then
[Admiral_Drake] ...well, I think I'll go find Paladin and Spirit
[Admiral_Drake] They are wandering around (in #index) the station
* Xrileshr does something resembling a kata with his Xvash; his movements are intricate and practiced, his Xvash seemingly precariously whirling around
[Admiral_Drake] Have a nice day.
[Xrileshr] SHall I accompany you?
* Admiral_Drake walks off
[Admiral_Drake] No, no thanks
[Gravedigger] Pal, you familar with the security systems at all?
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *Stand outside Index's room*
[Paladin`] Uh, not they're operating systems. If push comes to shove, I can probably cut a wire or two, but not much beyond that
[Spectre] [Ok, this is where I come in. Hang back.]
[Gravedigger] Waaaittt, I've got an idea....
* Spectre starts to step forward, but stops
[Spectre] [What?]
* Gravedigger morphs into an exact replica of Index
[Spectre] [...That's my line.]
[Gravedigger] Well, how do I look?
[Paladin`] . . . you should probably see a doctor about that
[Gravedigger] ...
[Spectre] [Damn ugly.]
[Spectre] [I don't see any change.]
* Gravedigger walks ahead and stops in front of the guard
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: .. *glance at him* What the fucking hell?!
[Spectre] [Now we hope that Index isn't in there...]
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *Grabs Grave* IMPOSTER!
[Gravedigger] Uh, excuse me? Who are you and what do you think you're doing outside of my room??
[Spectre] [Which was my plan... Go up, make sure Index isn't in there, THEN go in...]
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *slaps on restraining collars on Grave*
[Gravedigger] WHAT? GET your filthy hands OFF of me this instant!
[Gravedigger] I walk out to get a sandwhich and THIS is what happens? I'll have your jobs for this!
* Paladin` attempts to concentrate to get an idea
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: Come on you imposter! Index is already IN there
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *drags Grave off*
[Paladin`] Well, that took care of the guards . . .
[Paladin`] Shall we go pay Index a visit?
[Gravedigger] No, I'M not! I'm out here because I came out to get a sandwich!
[Spectre] [I've got an idea about getting in...]
[Gravedigger] If you buffoons knew what the hell you were doing, you'd have seen that!
[Paladin`] Which is?
* Gravedigger rants grow fainter
[Admiral_Drake] (Grave, go to #cell)
* Slasher leaps out off the bed
[Slasher] HEY!! I never caught your name from last time we met
[Admiral_Drake] Female: uh...
[Slasher] Uh?
[Admiral_Drake] Female: Wells
[Slasher] Wells eh..that's a new one for me
[Admiral_Drake] Female: Crystal Wells
[Slasher] Nice name, if you don't konw mine, it's Slasher
[Admiral_Drake] Female: I figured that..your name tag and all
[Slasher] Oh, that's what that's for..
[Slasher] So do you actually think I'm cute, or do you just have some strange attraction to people who are going to die
[Admiral_Drake] Female: ...... you're one weird guy
[Slasher] Yeah..It's what I'm best at
[Admiral_Drake] Female: oooo
[Slasher] Your the first to appreciate my wierdness.
[Admiral_Drake] Female: Really? Hard to believe.
[Slasher] Heh...wish my son was here...
[Admiral_Drake] Female: son?
*** Gravedigger (wiendigo@rc-36.netonecom.net) has joined #cell
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *carry Index in*
[Slasher] Adopted actually..he died on that planet..
* Slasher eyes Index
[Gravedigger] You idiots are making the biggest mistake of yuor careers!
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: Uh huh, sure
[Gravedigger] Did you even BOTHER to think that maybe the one in MY room is the IMPOSTER?
[Slasher] NRP: Index or GD?
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: Sure he is, 'Index'
[Gravedigger] NRP: GD posing as Index
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *throws Grave into the cell with Slasher and Bubba*
[Slasher] Hey Grave..
[Gravedigger] How would YOU know, smart guy? Did you even BOTHER to think of that???
[Slasher] This is Crystal..*points to her* Crystal this is grave
[Admiral_Drake] Guards: *walks off*
* Gravedigger ignores Slasher, because if he acknowledges, his cover's blown...not that it already isn't
[Gravedigger] You can't LEAVE me here!
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: Shut up, da' both of you
[Slasher] Sorry about my Grave's rudeness
[Gravedigger] ...HEY! This guy's commiting suicide over here!
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: Thank GOD!
[Gravedigger] ....I HAVE RIGHTS!
* Slasher walks to the cage and looks at Crystal
[Gravedigger] I want a lawyer down here, PRONTO!
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: Yeah, the right to shut up.
[Slasher] Guess...You should get going...
[Admiral_Drake] Female: I guess...since your friend here is... mad.
[Gravedigger] You have the right to GO TO HELL, you fat sizzling bacon PIG doughnut-eating lazyass!
[Slasher] If you want to be that kind..yeah...*kisses her hand*
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: *drops his doughnut and zaps Grave*
[Admiral_Drake] Female: *giggles and leaves*
* Gravedigger shakes, then his image sort of ripples, but not noticebly.
* Slasher sits on his bed
[Slasher] GD, I advise you just be quiet..
* Gravedigger turns to face Slasher
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: At least I'll be rid of you all in 2 days.
[Slasher] Hey Guard, go back to whackin it your lil corner
[Gravedigger] I'd advise YOU to shut your mouth! 6*motions to quit calling him GD*
* Gravedigger starts signing to Slasher, hoping to hell he understands
[Slasher] Whatever...*falls asleep*
[Gravedigger] ...You imprudent little whelp! I demand a new cell!
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: With Bubba?
[Gravedigger] ...NO! Away from these morons!
* Slasher starts snoring
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: I'll bring in Drake if you keep this up
*** Admiral_Drake is now known as Index
[Gravedigger] Good, maybe you SHOULD! Seeing as though I'M Index, and you idiots are letting the imposter run FREE!
* Slasher finally notices that it is index
[Slasher] I'm going to kill you...*gets up froms his bed*
* Gravedigger eyes bug out of his head
[Slasher] You got me in all this trouble. Hey Bubba, this is the man that caused me to be put on deathrow
[Gravedigger] HELP ME! He's going to kill me!
[Index] Guard: *zaps Slasher and Bubba*
* Slasher takes it and throws a punch at GD-Index
[Gravedigger] ...Thank you. Now, would you PLEASE let me out and go apprehend my-AHH!
[Index] Guard: Paperview boxing
* Gravedigger ducks and dives into the corner
* Slasher spins around and throws another punch at GD
[Index] Guard: *zaps Slasher*
* Gravedigger dives again
* Slasher takes the zap and picks up GD by the throat
* Spectre holds her hands out, her eyes shining purple. Purple energy surrounds Paladin. When the energy fades, Paladin is still there, only with a Tony's Pizza Delivery uniform and a pizza in his hand
[Paladin`] . . . don't tell me this is actually an ability of yours . . . must come in handy for fashion trends
[Spectre] [Now, you knock, and I morph into something small and go in. I'll play it by ear from there...]
[Paladin`] . . .
* Paladin` rings the buzzer and pulls his hat down
* Spectre morphs into a housefly
* Paladin` keeps his finger on it
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Go away.
[Paladin`] Hey man, I got a delivery here
[Spectre] [Sound convincing...]
[Admiral_Drake] Index: .... I didn't order anything
[Paladin`] The order came from these quarters.
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Did not.
[Paladin`] It's for a guard Sanchez. Horatio Sanchez.
[Spectre] [When he does come out, keep him busy...]
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Talk tothe guards outside.
[Paladin`] . . . there are no guards outside.
[Spectre] [I'll knock him out from behind, and we'll search.]
[Paladin`] You think I would talk to you if there were?
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Since I'm listening to a little someone say they'll knock me out, I think I'll stay inside.
[Paladin`] . . . what the hell are you on, man?
[Admiral_Drake] Index: "Man"?
[Spectre] NRP: Yeesh. Me screw up.
[Paladin`] Yea man, pranks come out of my pay check. I'm not going to knock out a potential tipper. Have I said anything else, weird, though, man?
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Leave it outside.
[Paladin`] Are you gonna pay me?
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Hell no.
[Paladin`] Well UP YOURS, man! You're damn well gonna pay me *keeps his finger on the buzzer*
[Admiral_Drake] Index: GAAAAAAHHHH!
[Admiral_Drake] Index: *swings the door open, snatches the pizza box and hits Paladin with it, and slams the door, the money left outside
* Spectre gives up, flies to the door, morphs into a dust mite, crawls under the door, and morphs back into a housefly. Keeping hidden, she waits for the right moment.
[Spectre] NRP: Ignore that. I flew in while the door was open.
[Paladin`] Hey man! Where's my tip?!
*** Avalon1 (Avalon@sdn-ar-001nctarbP262.dialsprint.net) has joined #index
[Admiral_Drake] Index: FORGET YOUR TIP!
[Paladin`] AFTER ALL THAT?!
* Spectre flies above Index and reverts in midair, falling and nailing Index over the head in an attempt to knock him out
[Admiral_Drake] Index: *walks to the door, stepping on Spectre*
*** Xrileshr (Avatar@rddfrD006.snowcrest.net) has joined #index
[Spectre] NRP: Nyah, mine came before yours.
[Xrileshr] NRP: *isn't sure if Xrileshr's actually here, but will watch at least*
[Admiral_Drake] Index: *Rubs head and smashes into the door, the door falling on Paladin and nailing him in his pizza outfit*
[Paladin`] NRP: OW! MY ACHIN PIZZA OUTFIT!
[Avalon1] NRP: are we here after all?
[Spectre] NRP: We got a KO?
[Admiral_Drake] nRP: We're in the Fury, so, you could walk in this hallway
*** Admiral_Drake is now known as Index
* Index stands up
[Index] What the hell?!]
[Paladin`] Errraaaaah . . . you could just say no tip
[Spectre] . o O {THAT didn't work...}
* Paladin` decks Index in the jaw
[Index] OUF!
* Index hits the wall
* Spectre nails Index from behind
* Spectre over the head
[Index] GAHH!
* Xrileshr walks down the room, Xvash sheathed
[Xrileshr] room=hall.....
[Index] Guards: *Walks the opposite way of Xril towards the groop
* Index shakes heda
* Spectre rams the butt of her sabre into Index's temple
[Index] Paladin!?
* Paladin` looks around
* Index grabs the sabre and throws it
[Paladin`] Where?!
* Xrileshr catches sight of the group and wonders what's happening
[Spectre] [Ah shit, this backfired...]
* Avalon1 arrives after a minute or two
* Paladin` spins around and catches his heal on Index's temple
[Index] Guards: *runs towards them*
[Index] Index: RAGH!
[Paladin`] Uh, run.
* Xrileshr hand moves to Xvash, 1"What's going on here?"
[Spectre] [Damn! Move it!]
* Index grabs Paladin
[Index] YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE!
* Paladin` throws Index towards the guards
* Spectre hits Index one last time and runs for it
* Avalon1 is confused never having met anyone
* Index re-throws Paladin
[Index] Guards: *Grabs Paladin*
[Xrileshr] ...?!
[Index] .....THEY ARE ATTACKING ME! HELP!
[Index] *to Avalon and Xril*
* Spectre makes it around a corner
* Paladin` burns through his "pizza shoes" and thrusts away from the guards
* Avalon1 tries to catch Specter
[Xrileshr] What do you have to say to this? *to the attackers*
[Spectre] . o O {This is doing wonders to my rep...}
[Index] Guards: AAIEEE!
* Index trips Paladin
* Paladin` rolls onto his stomach and quickly gets up
* Xrileshr grabs Index by the shoulder, 1"I recommend you stay by me at the moment..."
[Xrileshr] Until we sort this out.
[Index] ...*is bleeding*
[Index] They're ... going to... get away!
[Spectre] . o O {Gotta help him... But with the rookies against me... Urrgh...}
[Xrileshr] To where?
* Avalon1 apparently loses Specter???
[Index] ANYWHERE
[Xrileshr] We're all on teh same ship.
[Index] GM: No, you got specter
[Index] Yes, yes, stop he!
[Index] her.
[Index] Drake'll never believe me
* Xrileshr grabs comm, 1"Drake, we have a situation."
Drake: *walks in* WHAT'S the problem?
[Gravedigger] GACK!
[Index] Drake: SLASHER!! DROP HIM!
* Gravedigger thrashes wildy and kicks Slasher in the nads
* Slasher drops him
* Slasher is caught off guard and drops to one knee
* Gravedigger rubs his throat
[Index] Drake: Index!?
[Gravedigger] Sir! SIR! I've been framed! These buffoon guards apprehended me thinking I'm an imposter!
[Index] Drake: ... impos---*gets a comm from Xril and runs off*
* Slasher gets onto his bed
[Index] Guard: You two can fight again
[Gravedigger] ...Eep...
* Slasher is still recovering from the shot to the groin
[Slasher] I will kill you Index...
[Index] Guard: Sure..he'll die, with you
[Index] Guard: Soon 'as Drake clears this little mishap
[Slasher] Shut the hell..up guard..
* Gravedigger gulps
[Gravedigger] The justice system on this ship is incredibly misguided...
* Slasher gets up slowly and advances towards Index
[Index] Guard: I know.
[Gravedigger] Holditholditholdit, don't you come ANY closer!
* Slasher throws a punch high and then bring his knee into GD's gut
[Gravedigger] UGH!
* Gravedigger coughs heavily
[Gravedigger] Wh...why?
* Slasher slams GD-index into the wall above Bubba
[Gravedigger] So-o you're going to sink to my leve...go-oood, *cough*, knew you had it in...ya...
[Index] Guards: *roots*
[Slasher] No, bubba will *throws GD into Bubba*
[Gravedigger] *cough* So, have tohers do your dirty work...*hack*, nice...
[Index] Bubba: *smashes Grave*
[Index] Guards: *runs at Paladin*
[Spectre] [GAH! Let me go!]
[Xrileshr] What do you mean?
[Paladin`] . . .
* Spectre , being a more experienced fighter, shoulder-throws Avalon into a wall
[Paladin`] Tsiv, you are currently holding the traitor of this ship
[Avalon1] to spectre what the hell is your part in this-i can tell when someones lying
[Index] ..ME?!
* Avalon1 reels
* Xrileshr hisses, 1"Shuman vru shravre kvexrevri xrianer...."
[Spectre] [My purpose is to prove the traitor - which the Tsivrixsh holds - is guilty of treason!]
[Xrileshr] Then, I assure you, he is quite safe until judgement can be passed.
[Index] ...SLASHER'S the traitor!
[Index] And he's in the BRIG for it!
[Index] READ the logs
[Avalon1] but continues to give chase
[Xrileshr] You will all remain here with me and the security officers until this is sorted out.
[Paladin`] I've known Slasher for a long time, he's too much of an idiot to pull of anything this complex
[Avalon1] I say we hold them all and ask questions later
[Spectre] [Great, the alien gets official...]
[Xrileshr] What, then, is you proof against this "traitor"?
[Xrileshr] Paladin?
[Index] Drake: *Steps in*
[Avalon1] GM? are we all in the same room or what now?
[Index] Drake: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?
[Index] NRP: use this for those type of messages
[Index] NRP: Same room
* Spectre suddenly wishes she could sink into the floor
[Index] THEY ATTACKED ME!
[Xrileshr] Avalon and I stumbled upon these officers facing each other.
[Index] Guards: They did....
[Index] Drake: *Glares at Paladin and Spirit
[Index] Drake: You attacked him1?
[Xrileshr] Paladin and SPectre claim Index is a "traitor" rather than Slasher.
[Index] Drake: No proof of that.
[Xrileshr] I did not say there was.
[Avalon1] hmmm
[Spectre] [If you would only allow us to search his room, we could prove his guilt!]
* Paladin` glares right back at Drake
[Index] Drake: .... search his room
[Xrileshr] If you have any proof, I would suggest you speak it now. *to SPectre and Paladin*
* Index raises eyebrow
[Xrileshr] Shall I do so, Drake?
[Index] Drake: Go ahead.
[Avalon1] NRP: do i have your icq Xril?
[Xrileshr] NRP: We're next to it?
[Index] NRP: Yes, the doors broken down
[Paladin`] That is why we're here. We have no proof beyond words in private and educated suspicions.
[Xrileshr] NRP: Wasn't online for some reason. Yes, I have ICQ
* Xrileshr moves to Index's room
* Index snorts
[Avalon1] NRP: but am i on your list?
[Index] Drake: *steams*
[Index] *to Avalon* Thanks for helping me.
* Avalon1 follows confounded
[Xrileshr] That is not a reason to attack him, though, Paladin. I would note that you should have procured your proof beforehand
[Spectre] *to Pal* [Yeesh, if there's nothing there, we're toast...]
[Xrileshr] NRP: *points Avalon to query*&
[Index] NRP: He can't use query*
[Xrileshr] What am I looking for, Spectre and Paladin?
[Xrileshr] NRP: Oh.
[Xrileshr] NRP: Look in #taw, then, INdex
* Index hands Avalon a signed autograph by him
[Xrileshr] NRP: INdex=Paladin
[Spectre] [Records of contact... Communicators... Anything that would help prove our friend here guilty...]
[Avalon1] I would help anyone in that situation good or..........evil
[Xrileshr] Drake, shall Specter accompany me on the search?
* Xrileshr opens the door to Index's room
[Index] Drake: Negative.
[Index] Drake: Take Avalon
[Xrileshr] Understood. Follow me Avalon.
* Xrileshr looks around Index's room (description?)
* Spectre thinks about trasmitting the knowledge of what they are looking for, but realizes that Drake could catch it, thus she doesn't
[Index] NRP: A normal every day room....a mirror on one wall...bed in the corner, closet, dresser, and that's it
* Avalon1 follows still dumbfounded
[Index] Guards: *tell Drake about the imposter Index*
[Xrileshr] Begin the search, Avalon, and report anything out of the ordinary. Try not to disturb the belongs too much however. This may turn out to be idle suspicious
[Xrileshr] suspicion
[Index] Drake: IMPOSTER Index?! PALADIN!
* Paladin` glares at Drake
[Index] Drake: Who is he....tell me
* Xrileshr begins looking through the dresser
[Index] GM: *there is no guilty evidence in the dresser*
* Avalon1 looks under beds and bookcases always look under
* Xrileshr checks behind and around the mirror
[Paladin`] Who am I?
[Index] GM: Avalon finds nothing but dust
[Xrileshr] NRP: And me?
[Index] Drake: WHO is the Index locked up on the brig?
[Avalon1] the closet
[Index] NRP: You too
[Index] GM: *a skeleton falls out of the closet*
* Xrileshr looks under the bed
* Avalon1 examines it.......any skeletons
[Paladin`] Index isn't locked up in the bridge, he's standing right there
* Xrileshr flips around toward the skeleton
[Paladin`] NRP: Brig, even
[Index] Drake: No, I SAW Index on the brig!
[Xrileshr] Comm: Drake. We have found a humanoid skeleton located in Index's closet.
[Avalon1] NRP: is that real or a figure of speech
[Index] GM: *The skeleton is...fake*
[Index] Drake: Wht!?
[Xrileshr] NRP: D'OH!
[Xrileshr] Comm: Apparently... It is fake.
[Avalon1] Its a figure of speech i think
[Index] My research
* Xrileshr picks it up and looks it over
[Paladin`] . . . well, Index obviously moved if he's here now. And why would he have a fake skeleton?
[Xrileshr] Comm: I am continuing my search.
[Index] Drake: Spectre..tell me who the Index on the brig is or join him
* Xrileshr looks through and under the bd
[Index] GM: The room holds no guilty evidence
* Spectre glances at Paladin, and lowers her eyebrows at Drake
[Avalon1] whether hes guilty or not hes clean
[Spectre] [If you have your way, we're joining him anyway.]
[Index] Drake: Then you and Paladin will spend the rest of month in the brig
[Xrileshr] Comm: I have found nothing unordinary or that can possibily prove his guilt, besides this odd fake skeleton.
[Index] Drake: Then you are both removed from duty...permantly.
[Index] Drake: Come on out then. Your job is done.
[Spectre] [I don't want to work for a jackass like you anyway. Good riddance!]
* Xrileshr exits and meets up with them
* Avalon1 sheepishly follows
[Index] Drake: You will escort Spectre and Paladin to the brig, Xril and Avalon
* Xrileshr looks at INdex, 1"What is the purpose of your facsimile skeleton?"
[Index] I was working on some research for X2.
[Paladin`] Why are you protecting Index? Are you part of it, Drake?
* Avalon1 shivers
[Index] Drake: No, I'm not. That's why I have guards on him. But I said don't step out of line. Attacking him stepped out of line.
[Xrileshr] I'd note, Paladin, that as of yet no evidence has been revealed.
[Xrileshr] And, a skeleton was neccessary for that?
[Index] Drake: You have to play by the rules, Paladin. I wanted Index caught, but you broke them. Game over for you
[Index] ... he's X2.
[Index] Hey, you wanted me caught!?
[Index] Drake: ... remove them, Xril and Av...to the brig.
[Xrileshr] ... I'm unsure as to your meaning, however, I see.
[Avalon1] come on, lets go
[Paladin`] I'd note, Tsivrixsh, that this won't be forgotten.
[Xrileshr] Understood, Drake.
[Paladin`] Why have you taken X2's skeleton?
[Xrileshr] And I'd note, Paladin, that I attempted to find your evidence to the best of my abiltiies.
[Index] (Head to #cell)
[Xrileshr] It was not there. I am acting under our commander's orders. There is nothing to suggest believing you at this moment, I'm afraid.
* Spectre throws every curse she can think of, and then some, at Index
*** Avalon1 (Avalon@sdn-ar-001nctarbP262.dialsprint.net) has joined #cell
* Gravedigger grabs Bubba's wrist and jams his fingers into the side of Bubba's eye
[Avalon1] what?
[Index] Drake: *Walks in* STOP THAT NOW!
*** Spectre (speedblade@209.149.174.81) has joined #cell
*** Index is now known as Admiral_Drake
*** Paladin` (soupman@cc49170-a.mtpls1.sc.home.com) has joined #Cell
[Admiral_Drake] ...alrght, Avalon...take their weapons
[Gravedigger] *cough* Thank you sir...
*** Xrileshr (Avatar@rddfrD006.snowcrest.net) has joined #cell
[Admiral_Drake] Xril, place this collar around both of their necks
* Xrileshr escourts Paladin and Specter to the bridge
* Avalon1 cautiously removes their weopons
* Admiral_Drake hands Xril two collars
* Spectre hands over her issued weapons; her only weaponry
[Admiral_Drake] This will keep Paladin's armor from being of any use to him
[Spectre] [Take the damned things.]
[Slasher] More lambs for the slaughter....
[Admiral_Drake] ---Hush, Slasher.
* Xrileshr moves to Spirit, 1"Do not attempt to stop me. I am sorry I must do this so soon after our meeting, but it is neccessary.
* Xrileshr puts the collar on her
* Admiral_Drake walks over to "Index"
[Spectre] *to Xri* ['Tis ok... I don't hold grudges.]
* Xrileshr puts the collar on Paladin
[Admiral_Drake] Listen, imposter, you better damn well tell me who you are or spend the rest of the month in here, with these two, and then be fired along with them.
[Xrileshr] You should learn a less in subtlety. I will review this situation and attempt to make my own judgements
[Slasher] Why hush..it's only the truth, your only killing the ones that can save this whole mission..
[Admiral_Drake] They attacked an officer.
[Admiral_Drake] They broke the rules.
[Admiral_Drake] YOU are a traitor
[Admiral_Drake] And HE is an imposter.
* Avalon1 murmurs " the truth will come out and the lies will come out"
[Paladin`] [Specter, maybe the imposter we inserted might be able to find teh evidence]
[Xrileshr] Paladin is the security officer, why not check his room beforehand.
[Gravedigger] Sir, could we please hurry up with my release, I have urgent experiemetns to get back to...
[Gravedigger] Sir?
* Slasher turns around and punches the wall denting it severly
[Paladin`] I'm not a security officer, Tisvrixsh.
* Admiral_Drake slams his fist into the cell at Grave
[Gravedigger] Admiral Drake, it's ME! Index! Why won't anyone believe me? My imposter is currently running loose!
[Admiral_Drake] TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR YOU WILL BE FIRED!
* Spectre nods
[Xrileshr] Hm. I was under that impression.
[Gravedigger] I...AM..INDEX.
[Xrileshr] Enter the cells now, so my attention may turn to INdex.
[Admiral_Drake] ....Fine. You will be discharged too
[Spectre] You do realize you're talking to the wrong guy, correct, Drake?
* Xrileshr looks over Index and GD
[Admiral_Drake] ...so, now we only have 3 Hunters....
* Paladin` kicks Spectre
* Xrileshr scans them both psionically
[Gravedigger] Go get X2 if you don't believe me!
[Admiral_Drake] GM: Scan - Grave is fake
* Gravedigger tries really hard to pass himself off
[Spectre] Ow! Hey! *catches the point, but says nothing*
[Admiral_Drake] Index: ... so?
[Xrileshr] As far as I can tell, Gravedigger does not appear to be Index...
* Avalon1 senses telepathy
[Admiral_Drake] ..wait
[Xrileshr] Perhaps a sensor scan would aid this?
* Admiral_Drake pints at the Index in the cell
[Paladin`] NRP: *Whaps forehead*
[Admiral_Drake] You're saying HE'S Gravedigger?
[Admiral_Drake] Index: Grave?!
[Gravedigger] WHAT? What are you TALKING about? I AM Index! I don't know what the hell that imposter's done, but I'm Index, damnit!
[Xrileshr] That was my impression.
[Spectre] NRP: The scan wouldn't have worked any other time. Figures.
[Xrileshr] NRP: I didn't screw up, did I?
[Admiral_Drake] ....so, the only Hunters left are now Avalon, Xril and Shell x?
[Admiral_Drake] Charming.
[Admiral_Drake] You ALL let me down
[Xrileshr] NRP: I mean, he is GD, isn't he?
[Gravedigger] How the HELL could I be Gravedigger? Since when could Gravedigger change forms???
* Admiral_Drake walks off
[Xrileshr] I may be wrong I'd note.
[Avalon1] Doppleganger
[Slasher] Damn rookies, think they know everything
[Admiral_Drake] Guard: like a soap opera...
[Xrileshr] NRP: Who's in the cells and does anyone else need to be?
* Gravedigger points at Xr
[Gravedigger] Admiral Drake! Didn't you HEAR that???
[Admiral_Drake] NRP: they are all in their places.
[Admiral_Drake] Index: *Glances at Grave* Have fun. Laters.
[Xrileshr] This organization is falling apart rather quickly. Perhaps I will be reassigned soon.
[Admiral_Drake] Index: *strolls off cockily*
[Avalon1] I know nothing.........
* Slasher reaches at Index through the cage
[Xrileshr] However, I will look into the situation for you. *to Spectre and Paladin*
[Slasher] I will rip you apart you stupid bastard
[Gravedigger] You'll PAY for this, you IMPOSTER!
[Spectre] *muttering* I have a severe feeling that Drake's in on this...
[Paladin`] Oh, peachy.
* Gravedigger sighs and slumps onto the cot, still in Index form
[Xrileshr] I don't suppose I should look for anything in paticular?
[Gravedigger] Nice going, Bloodhound Gang...
[Paladin`] And since when is that *points at Avalon* and the thing *points at Xrileshr* hunters?!
[Spectre] Something. ANYTHING that will damn Index...
[Xrileshr] NRP: Erm, can I hear them and they me?
[Spectre] Since yesterday, Paladin... They were the ones training...
[Gravedigger] You didn't find ANYTHING?
[Avalon1] Im a hunter since i wondered here
[Paladin`] Ah. So our standards have dropped that low.
[Admiral_Drake] You guys can end the session, night
*** Admiral_Drake is now known as DS_GONE
[Slasher] NRP: Just end it now..
[Xrileshr] I would hope I am not wasting my time here. The Ovsevri Tsil'xro Tsaxsh was under the impression this team was important... Now, it is dying.
[Xrileshr] Farewell. *exits
[Xrileshr] Session Ends