Session 5: Back to the Sims


[Diamondback> Time chart: an hour after last session
[Diamondback> Location: Training Facility
* Diamondback taps out a few final keys
* Garland walks into the base, having heard about Jr's accident.
[Diamondback> [There, done. Sorry to keep you waiting.>
* Dias looks around
* Matsuoka looks around and sighs
[Matsuoka> still no sign of Snipe or Spirit?
* Garland walks into the infirmary to check up on him
[Diamondback> [Haven't seen them, no.>
[Dias> Damn..
[Dias> Well..so why we here again?
[Diamondback> [Anyway, I thought we could use a little training.>
[Matsuoka> NRP: what happened to GarlandJR?
[Diamondback> [So I programmed us a little challenge.>
* Dias the metal ball comes flying through the door and flies into Dias
[Dias> ACK!
[Garland> NRP: Fried, lask Session.
* Diamondback snickers
[Paladin`> Great.
[Dias> Why I outta..
* Dias leaps up trying to grab it but it darts out of the way
[Matsuoka> NRP: the one where we "Died"?
[Garland> NRP: yah
[Diamondback> [I'll be remotely controlling the sim from inside it... DIAS...>
* Paladin` rubs his shoulder and waits
[Dias> Huh?
[Diamondback> [I have a feeling that Steel won't really approve of this, but hey, if we did everything by the rules, life would suck around here, right?>
[Paladin`> I don't think Steel approves of anything.
* Garland talks to the counsellor, and a few minutes later, walks into the training room.
[Matsuoka> yup
[Dias> Steel, that over egotistical fart eater
[Diamondback> [That's the way things go around here, I guess...>
[Matsuoka> ...
* Diamondback glances at the newcomer
* Dias looks at the new guy
[Dias> Hey I know you..
[Paladin`> Hello Garland.
[Paladin`> It's been a while.
[Matsuoka> NRP: Orion can join in right?
[Dias> ARen't you that Garlic guy
[Diamondback> [You look fami... Garland! Man, it's an honor!>
[Garland> I heard Garland got into a bit of Trouble.... I'd best stick around untill he recovers.
* Diamondback gets up, offering his hand
[Matsuoka> Garland?
[Dias> Oh Garland..my asshole of a father once told me of you
* Garland looks at Diamond back, and shakes his hand
* Matsuoka looks over
[Diamondback> [Damn, you wouldn't believe how much Dad has talked about you in the past!>
* Garland looks closely at DB
[Garland> Your...... Jared's son, right?
[Dias> Slasher, you remember him?
* Garland laughs
[Diamondback> [Right. Chris "Diamondback" Carter.>
[Garland> Slasher? He's still alive? *laughs jokingly*
* Paladin` chuckles
[Dias> Alive, I don't care if he's alive, for all I care he could be in some ally half-ass drunk
* Garland looks at Dias
[Diamondback> [Never heard much good about Slasher... Apparently what Dad said about him was all true.>
[Matsuoka> ...
[Garland> My father was no better, but I loved him.
[Dias> He left me to fend for myself
[Dias> He disapeared one day after I came home from school
[Diamondback> [Geez, am I the only guy here that likes his father?>
[Dias> And he ain't my real father. He found me 
[Matsuoka> I think I had a fairly good father... strict, yet fair
[Matsuoka> I sure miss him...
[Garland> I liked my Father, I'm sure Jared told you about him.
* Paladin` coughs
* Dias the ball starts wavering at the name Slasher
[Paladin`> Is this some sort of psychological care meeting?
[Diamondback> [Yeah, I've heard a lot about Ultra Omega.>
* Diamondback glances at Paladin
[Garland> Anyway... The Counselor said you guys were on training?
[Dias> Db, can we get started
[Paladin`> Or were we actually going to do something?
[Diamondback> [Oh yeah, the sim! Damn, forgot all about it...>
[Dias> Got some anger pent up after talking about Slasher.
[Diamondback> [Yeah, Garland, that's right.>
* Garland laughs happily
[Diamondback> [You want in? I've been wanting to see if your fighting skills are as great as I've heard.>
[Garland> Well I don't want That Steel guy mad at us!
[Dias> Screw that fart eater
[Diamondback> [Steel? We could sneeze and he'd fly off the handle.>
[Garland> I signed up... yeah, I joined up.
[Dias> You even blink and he'll tear you a new one
[Garland> I'm in your ranks now, I have to look out for Garland.
[Dias> You shouldn't have given him such a big sword
* Diamondback nods and turns, hitting a few keys on the console
* Garland holds out the Gospel
[Diamondback> GM: The training room dissipates, replaced by a snowfield on all sides.
[Paladin`> I didn't think letting a child into this group was such a hot idea.
[Garland> Oh, well he has to get used to it.
[Dias> It had to be snow
* Matsuoka looks around
[Matsuoka> brr!
[Garland> I know it's hard...but... I have to be hard on him for reasons.
* Dias starts shivering and the ball latches onto him forming his armor
[Diamondback> [Ok, our mission is to find the Maverick base located somewhere in this area, and take it out.>
[Dias> Ahh, much better
[Diamondback> [The location is random, so I don't know where it is.>
* Matsuoka does a little dance to keep warm
[Dias> Someone scan for heat signs
* Dias walks over to Mats
* Garland looks around and sniffs the air
[Paladin`> NRP: Is snow falling?
[Dias> We could hug and share heat
[Diamondback> [I would if I could, Dias. Anybody else got a scanner?>
* Paladin` begins searching for tracks
[Diamondback> NRP: Yeah, very slightly.
[Matsuoka> that's okay ^^¡
[Dias> Heh..
[Paladin`> If anybody sees any marks, they're pretty recent.
[Dias> Damn't, the old fart rubbed off on me
[Matsuoka> .oO(now if Snipe were here! ^-^)
* Garland looks at Dias
[Diamondback> GM: Paladin finds footprints that have been slightly snowed in.
[Paladin`> I've found something.
* Dias the color of his armor turns a snow white
* Diamondback shivers and jogs to Paladin
* Matsuoka follows DB
[Dias> me walks over to DB 
[Paladin`> They go off in that direction *points*
[Diamondback> [Good. Now we just follow the tracks.>
* Dias walks over to DB
* Garland 's clothes are white, so they blend in as well
* Diamondback follows the tracks
[Diamondback> [Everybody, this way.>
* Dias follows the tracks while looking around
[Paladin`> Be sure to watch for any mavs people.
* Matsuoka sticks close to the group
* Garland walks along the tracks.
[Matsuoka> next training session... we go to the tropics, promise?
[Garland> You know..... it's kind of stupid to follow the tracks directly....
[Dias> Now everyone remember, stay away from the yellow snow
* Diamondback sighs
[Matsuoka> Dias...
* Dias grabs some snow and makes it into a snowball
* Garland looks at Dias again, looking at him in the eyes
[Paladin`> We can barely see the tracks from a few feet away . . .
[Paladin`> I'm open to suggestions Garland.
* Dias tosses it at Garland
[Diamondback> GM: A snowstorm suddenly picks up, covering up the footprints more quickly.
[Garland> I'm as open as you are, but.... *glances at Dias*
[Dias> CRAP!!
* Paladin` begins to walk faster
[Diamondback> [What the...? Oh yeah, forgot I programmed that in...>
[Matsuoka> w,well....s,s,scouting is,s always g,g,good
* Diamondback walks faster
* Garland follows
[Diamondback> [Can't even see my hand in front of my face here...>
[Garland> I'm not used to the cold.... It never snows on Parnel
* Paladin` flicks his eyes from the ground to the horizon constantly
* Dias a visor appears around Dias's face slightly helping his visio
[Diamondback> GM: Footsteps other than those of the group are heard, though faintly.
[Dias> I hear something..
* Matsuoka keeps one hand on DB's shoulder so she doesn't get lost
[Diamondback> [What the... Mavericks! Lay low... Keep quiet..>
* Garland picks them up
* Garland sprawls out onto the ground, aiming his hands
* Dias crouches and looks around
* Diamondback concentrates in the direction of the sounds, and picks up the Mavericks
[Garland> NRP: I meant pick up as in hear
* Paladin` begins sneaking quietly forward through the snow, towards the sounds
[Diamondback> [About 100 meters that way...> *points*
* Garland looks where he said
* Dias looks at where DB is pointing and pushes himself off the snow sliding across it
* Paladin` strains to look through the snow
[Diamondback> [On my mark, let loose...>
* Paladin` begins charging his cannon
[Diamondback> [3...>
* Diamondback charges his rifle
[Diamondback> [2...>
[Diamondback> [1...>
* Matsuoka grabs her rifle
* Dias pulls out his rifle and stops aiming over there
[Diamondback> [GO!>
* Garland jumps into the air, blastinf that area
[Garland> KIAMA!!!
* Paladin` fires a level two blast at the area (800ap)
* Dias starts firing over there
* Diamondback releases the charge and rapid fires into the snow
* Matsuoka fires several shots at the target
[Diamondback> GM: Three of the ten Mavericks die. The snowstorm stops, giving a clear view.
* Garland fires 3 more Kiamas with each hand
[Dias> OH shit..so much for cover
[Diamondback> Mav: What in the!? GET 'EM!
* Paladin` drops into the snow and begins firing from a prone position
* Dias puts the rifle back on his back and runs towards a mav
* Matsuoka charges the rifle
* Garland blast the mav that said that
[Diamondback> GM: Mavericks open fire (600 AP to each, bad aim)
[Dias> SHIT!
[Diamondback> GM: Two more die. Five left.
* Dias ducks as he gets nailed in the shoulder
* Matsuoka dives into a mound of snow
* Garland rolls to the side, and then slashes one
* Paladin` uses his sniper scope to fire at one's head
* Diamondback dives into the snow, quickly getting up and firing again
[Diamondback> GM: Three more dead. Two left.
* Dias gets up and lunges at a mav slashing at him fiercly
* Garland slashes the other's head off
* Matsuoka fires a charged shot at the mav duo
* Paladin` fires an ion blast at the final ones
* Diamondback rushes one of the remaining and slashes across his chest
[Diamondback> GM: All are dead.
[Diamondback> [That takes care of that.>
* Dias grabs a dead mav
[Diamondback> [Now, to find the base...>
<Dias> Well, we got outselves a slide
* Matsuoka pops out of the mound and shakes some snow off
* Garland sheiths his sword
* Paladin` gets to his feet
* Dias looks at Mats and smirks
* Matsuoka catches up to the group
* Diamondback walks in a completely random direction, throwing his rifle over his shoulder
* Dias drops the dead mav
[Paladin`> Which way do you think they were heading?
[Paladin`> Towards or away from the base?
[Paladin`> I HAD intended to interrogate one . . .
* Diamondback suddenly falls into the snow with a yelp, disappearing from sight
[Dias> Sure you did
[Matsuoka> .oO(am I warming up... or freezing to death...)
* Dias runs over to where DB is
[Dias> DB!?
[Garland> Considering----- Yeah Paladin, you sure showed that sort of skill 20 years ago.
[Diamondback> GM: Dias sees a metal area in the snow.
* Paladin` nods at Garland
* Dias touches the metal area
* Garland walks over to where DB fell in
[Diamondback> GM: It gives slightly.
[Matsuoka> I say shoot it!
* Dias sighs and jumps on it
[Diamondback> GM: Dias falls through the trap door.
[Garland> .... hrm....
* Paladin` shakes his head
[Matsuoka> ...
* Paladin` kneels by it and pushes slightly
* Garland follows down the trap door
[Matsuoka> Hey people!
[Paladin`> Ok . . . I guess the direct approach is always good
* Paladin` jumps on in
[Matsuoka> @_@
[Matsuoka> Wait for me! *follows*
* Garland coughs
[Diamondback> GM: Everyone ends up in a pile at the bottom. A hallway stretches before them.
*** Hitoma has joined #Taw
[Dias> MATS GIT OFF OF ME!!
[Diamondback> UMPH! GET OFFA ME!
[Paladin`> When there's only one way to go
* Garland silently gets up
[Hitoma> Hi
* Paladin` hops up and begins walking
[Diamondback> NRP: RPG session, Hitoma.
[Dias> NRP:SESSION!!
* Matsuoka scrambles off the pile
[Garland> NRP: BEGONE POKEMON!
* Dias lowlys gets up breathing deeply
[Hitoma> What???
* Diamondback gets up when everyone else does and dusts himself off
[Matsuoka> sorry Dias ^-^
[Dias> NRP:SHUTUP!!
*** Hitoma was kicked by Diamondback (BEGONE)
[Dias> IT's ok..
[Matsuoka> NRP: thanks!  ^^
[Diamondback> [That hurt...>
[Matsuoka> ...
[Diamondback> [Ok, one way to go...>
[Dias> Mats, you still cold?
[Garland> Chris.
[Diamondback> [Yes?>
* Matsuoka drives Dias' face into the wall
[Garland> Why do you not use your mouth for talking?
[Dias> OUCH!
[Matsuoka> Get a better pick up line
[Diamondback> [Hey, no fighting between the members! No sense drawing attention to us!>
[Dias> I was going to ask if you wanted to borrow my armor?
[Matsuoka> sure...
[Diamondback> [I'm a member of an enhanced line of humans. Telepathy is my natural way of talking.>
[Garland> I find it.... slightly annoying, sorry.
[Paladin`> Just wondering, could you people quiet down?  They probably patrol this area . . .
* Dias the ball unattaches itself and attaches itself on mats forming a heavy cloak
[Diamondback> [You're not the first.>
[Paladin`> As it IS an entry point
[Matsuoka> ...
[Matsuoka> umm... thanks
* Garland smiles at Chris
[Diamondback> [It looks pretty empty right now... Let's proceed.>
[Garland> Your a lot like your father.
* Dias rubs his face
* Paladin` keeps his helmet off to hear DB
* Garland walks ahead
* Matsuoka feels bad now
* Diamondback heads down the hallway. 1"[Thanks, Garland.>"
* Matsuoka runs to catch up
* Dias walks behind them thinking to himself
[Diamondback> [So, do you like my programming skills so far? *snickers*>
* Garland looks to see if there are any security cameras
[Diamondback> GM: A lone camera towards the end of the hall sweeps the area.
[Matsuoka> hmm...
[Dias> Someone mind snipering that thing
* Diamondback raises his rifle and picks it off easily
* Garland walks up to it, and breaks the wire
[Garland> No!
[Diamondback> [That'll work too... oops?>
[Matsuoka> huh?
[Diamondback> [Glad the bullet passed after you snapped the wire.>
[Dias> I'ld expect company
[Garland> It might have had a tamperment device, they may know were here now, not to mention the explosion!
[Paladin`> Not to mention weapon noise.
[Dias> Well, so we get some action
[Diamondback> [Gah... Yes, I'm a rookie... If we keep moving, they won't find us. Let's find an elevator or something.>
*** Ripple has joined #taw
* Garland draws his sword
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ripple
[Dias> So this is what Slasher was talking about when he mentioned your name Paladin
[Garland> Just keep ready.
* Diamondback watches Slash materialize into the sim
*** Ripple is now known as Slash
[Slash> NRP: Rp??
[Paladin`> I suppose so.
[Garland> Slash!
[Diamondback> [Decided to join us, eh?>
[Paladin`> NRP: Yes.
* Garland runs over to slash
[Matsuoka> Hello Slash
* Dias looks at Slash
[Slash> NRP: Doh'ith  BTW, Megamix is nearly complete. just need Doms wav, and compress
* Paladin` looks around
[Dias> Uncie Slash
[Garland> How you been, old friend?
[Paladin`> Shall we move?
[Paladin`> The sim is still running . . .
[Slash> Hey Garland.  Been good
[Diamondback> [No time for reintroductions, I hate to say it. We must keep moving.>
* Diamondback continues down the hallway
* Slash 's warp blades suddenly appear in his hand ready for action
* Dias follows behind DB
* Slash moves down the hallway
* Garland holds the gospel at ready
* Matsuoka starts down the hall
[Slash> NRP: so if you want final version, KICK DOMS ASS to get it out of him.
* Diamondback reaches the end of the hall; an intersection greets him
[Diamondback> [Ok, which way, right or left?>
[Slash> Left
[Matsuoka> both?
[Dias> NRP: Surprise you haven't yelled at me for my wav which wont be happenen
[Garland> Garland told me you took care of him the other day, when you all faught "Cain"
[Slash> Dont split up.
[Diamondback> [No splitting up. Dad said he had some bad experiences with splitting up.>
[Matsuoka> hmm... good idea
[Slash> NRP: i leave you out.  My friend "Blade" took your place.
[Paladin`> Uh, splitting up would separate our firepower . . .
[Diamondback> [Left it is, then.>
[Dias> Well I'll go right
[Matsuoka> ...
[Dias> NRP: Good for him
* Diamondback turns left, motioning for everyone to follow him
* Paladin` just shakes his head
[Garland> I thank you for that.
* Slash follows Diamondback
* Dias looks right and then goes left
* Matsuoka sticks near DB
[Slash> Have fun Dias.
* Garland follows
*** `Shade` has joined #TAW
[`Shade`> hi all
[Diamondback> NRP: SESSION
[Garland> NRP: SEEESION!!! BEGONE!
[Dias> Don't feel like getting killed yet
* Matsuoka grins
[Diamondback> [I also heard that intersections are evil... And that you usually pick the wrong way...>
[Matsuoka> ...
[Slash> NRP: Blast, outta here. mom wants phone
[Matsuoka> then should we go right?
[Paladin`> If you're in an enemy base . . .
[Paladin`> Any direction is the wrong way.
[Garland> So, let's pick, and then go the oppisite way.
[Slash> Ill scout ahead. 
[Diamondback> [Too late now. Good idea, Slash.>
[Dias> Fine you know what..I'm going right then
* Dias heads down the right path
* Slash disappears in a bright flash of purple light
*** Slash has quit IRC (Poof)
* Matsuoka looks for any vents
* Diamondback watches Dias turn and go the other way
[Diamondback> [His choice.>
* Garland is far too bulky TO fit in a vent.
* Dias the orb unattaches from MAts and flies next to Dias
* Diamondback and everyone else head left
* Sound request: can't find 'vents.mid'
* Paladin` looks down the hall for any signs of motion
[Diamondback> [So... My skills need work, don't they?>
* Matsuoka looks around then runs to the bulk of the group
[Paladin`> What skills?
[Diamondback> [Oh well...>
[Garland> Don't worry, you'll develope them over time.
[Diamondback> [My programming skills. This is NOT the best training sim you've been in, I'm sure.>
[Paladin`> They look fine tome.
* Paladin` continues down the hall
[Diamondback> GM: The main group runs into a large, platform type elevator, enclosed in a glass cylindar. Dias runs into a mess hall.
[Diamondback> [Well, looks like we chose the right way after all.>
* Dias looks arund
[Dias> Supper time
[Matsuoka> NRP: you are evil
[Diamondback> GM: The mess hall is loaded with Maverick enjoying dinner.
[Garland> NRP: GM: Full of hotdogs from the Balamb Garden!
[Paladin`> NRP: No, I am evil.
* Dias stops at the sie of the mavs and slowly backs off
[Matsuoka> NRP: oh, alright ^^
[Diamondback> Maverick: Huh? *puts his hot dog down* HUNTER!
[Dias> SHIT!!
* Paladin` boards the elevator
[Garland> NRP: LOL
* Dias him and the orb turns around and start running
[Paladin`> NRP: Uh, the hunters disbanded . . .
[Diamondback> GM: Every Maverick in the mess hall chase Dias out, most not willing to leave their hard earned hot dogs behind.
* Matsuoka hops into the elovator
[Diamondback> NRP: Oops. I'll fix that in the log.
[Garland> NRP: *smacks Paladin* just enjoy the RPG.... gosh man.
[Dias> AHHH!!!!
[Matsuoka> NRP: veteran Mavs
* Dias reaches the intersection and takes the left path this time]\
[Diamondback> GM: Dias reaches the elevator.
[Matsuoka> umm...
[Dias> GOING DOWN!!!
[Matsuoka> hey Dias
* Dias leaps into the elevator and starts jamming on the down button
[Diamondback> [I take it the right way wasn't... You sure seem anxious.>
* Paladin` looks behind Dias
* Diamondback sees the oncoming Mavericks
[Dias> DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!
* Diamondback hot dogs and all
[Paladin`> . . . thank you for leading them right to us.
[Dias> DAMN PIECE OF CRAP!!
[Diamondback> GM: The platform begins moving down
* Dias kicks the down button
[Garland> ... It's okay Dias.
[Diamondback> [Phew.>
[Paladin`> It's not ok.  If he pulled anything like that in a REAL mission, we'd be dead.
[Diamondback> GM: Five Mavericks make it through the elevator door.
[Garland> We've had closer calls, right Slash?
[Dias> They were eating hotdogs..for Christ Sakes when did Reploids start eating human food
* Paladin` slases one right off the bat
* Garland impales a Mav on his Sword
* Matsuoka draws her saber
[Diamondback> Maverick: Thought you could get away, eh? *stuffs the hot dog down his throat, immediately attacking Diamondback*
* Dias rams his claws through a mab
* Garland then throws the mav into another
[Dias> (MAV)
[Diamondback> [GAH!> *parries and comes around, slashing the Mav's head off*
* Paladin` slashes again, this time for the jugular
* Matsuoka roundhouses one off the wall then slashes it
[Diamondback> Maverick: Uh... here's my stop!
* Garland lets the mav go
* Dias kicks the mav iyt
[Matsuoka> Remind me to punt Dias later on!
[Diamondback> [Merciful, eh, Garland?>
[Dias> (out)
[Dias> You better run
* Paladin` fires after the mav
* Garland nods to DB
* Diamondback hits the down button, and the elevator continues down
[Paladin`> He'll alert the whole base now . . .
* Matsuoka punts Dias "Why wait!"
[Dias> OUCH!!
[Diamondback> [I like your style. It'll be nice having you on the team.
[Diamondback> >
[Dias> Well then maybe you should've hit him instead of missed
* Garland smiles at DB "Thank you."
* Diamondback looks around and sees three uneaten hot dogs on the floor
* Paladin` resists smacking Dias
[Dias> NRP: New DBZ was on today...more violent blood what not
* Dias sees somethin in Paladins eyes
[Diamondback> [Dias is right, since when did Reploids start eating human food?>
[Dias> Oh, so cuz I'm new you think you can smack me.
[Garland> NRP: Who DIDN'T see it? Meh. I'm kinda mad they are translating them.... now more lamers than ever are gonna run around saying "SUPER SAIYAN!"
[Diamondback> GM: The elevator continues down, but suddenly comes to a jarring halt.
[Dias> NRP: MEh
* Diamondback loses his footing
[Paladin`> NRP: Yea, it really sucks.
[Diamondback> [GAH!>
* Dias falls
* Paladin` looks at Dias closely
*** `Shade` has left #TAW
[Matsuoka> ugh!
[Matsuoka> What now?
[Dias> NRP: Be quiet Pal..atleast you get to actually see blood now
* Diamondback curses the random situation generator
[Paladin`> NRP: Unless I got the bloody anime imported . . .
* Dias looks back at Pal looking into his soul
[Diamondback> [Ok... we're between floors... Look around for a way out.>
[Garland> NRP: I did, I just hope they get trunks right (hey if DS reads this, I'm goign around saying it! HAHA!)
* Dias jabs his claws through the cieling and climbs out
[Matsuoka> roof, ceiling, door
[Paladin`> Floor
[Dias> NRP: What about trunks?
[Diamondback> [And stop annoying each other.>
[Paladin`> We're going down.
[Matsuoka> oops
[Diamondback> [Hey Dias, about face.>
* Garland looks for an emergincy exit
* Diamondback looks at the floor
[Diamondback> [Aha, there we go. A panel.
[Diamondback> >
[Dias> I'm looks up and then down 
[Garland> They don't usually set off alarms, emergincy exits.
[Dias> (Damnt)
* Dias looks up and then down
* Diamondback kneels down and yanks on the handle. Nothing happens.
[Paladin`> Guess they don't.
[Diamondback> [Great. The panel's stuck. Somebody want to give me a hand?>
* Garland pulls up on the handle as hard as he can
* Dias jumps through the hole and lands on the panel
* Matsuoka draws her saber
[Dias> (doh_
* Diamondback assists Garland
[Dias> Maybe if i get off *steps off the panel*
* Garland uses both hands then
[Diamondback> GM: The panel is sent flying to the bottom of the shaft by Dias's weight. Dias falls.
[Dias> AHH!!! WEEHEHEHE
[Garland> ..... *glares at Dias*
* Diamondback telekinetically catches Dias
[Matsuoka> Dias!
* Dias looks around
[Matsuoka> ...
[Dias> I'm floating..this is sweet *starts swimming in the air
[Diamondback> [Having these abilities pays off. There's a ladder over there, we'll take it down.>
[Garland> .....*wispers to Slash* A lot like Slasher.
[Paladin`> [He's more of a liability than an asset>
* Diamondback swings out through the panel and onto the ladder
* Garland flies down the hole, leaving the others to take the ladder faster than if her used it
[Dias> NRP: *wonders when Paladin could ever speak telepathicly*
* Diamondback positions Dias on the ladder and leaps off, telekinetically lowering himself to the bottom
[Paladin`> NRP: [> represents thoughts.  Only DB could hear me.  We should probably stop using NRPs
* Matsuoka hops on to the ladder
* Dias climbs down the ladder
[Matsuoka> NRP: isn't .oO(  ) thoughts?
* Paladin` flies down after Garland
* Garland lands on the ground
[Dias> NRP: YEAH NAR!!
[Diamondback> [Oh, did I forget to tell you all? This isn't a simple self-destruct mission. There is a Maverick boss waiting.>
* Dias jumps off the ladder
[Garland> We should probably hurry, the elevator may give way
* Matsuoka leaps to the bottom
[Dias> Good, I don't feel like running. Those hotdogs smelt nasty
[Dias> Garland, don't jinx it
[Diamondback> GM: The elevator gives way, falling to the bottom.
[Dias> GOD DAMNT!1
[Diamondback> [GAH!>
* Garland blasts the elevator, like bass in MM8
* Paladin` slashes at the doors
* Diamondback bangs on the door
[Diamondback> GM: A hole large enough to walk through is formed.
* Dias rams into the door with all his weight
[Diamondback> [EVERYBODY THROUGH!>
* Paladin` hops through
* Matsuoka dives through the hole
* Dias flies through the hole and looks back as he goes through it
* Garland flips through the doorway
* Diamondback dives through just as the elevator slams into the bottom
[Diamondback> [There goes the element of surprise...>
[Matsuoka> how about we run now
[Paladin`> But what made it give way?
* Dias slides to a stop looking at the oters all the way back there
[Diamondback> [Probably the weight of the elevator.>
[Paladin`> They probably already knew we were down there . . .
[Garland> Shiiit..... Didn't set the scenery for explodable, did you, Chris?
[Diamondback> [I don't think so...> *swallows*
[Diamondback> [At any rate... MOVE!>
* Garland smiles "It's okay"
* Matsuoka runs down a hall
* Dias waits for everyone to catch up to him
* Diamondback takes off down the hallway
* Paladin` looks around
* Garland runs down the halls
[Diamondback> [Ok, the control room should be down this way.>
* Paladin` jogs after the others, keeping an eye behind him
* Garland falls back to the end of the line, watching ther backs
* Diamondback turns right down a hallway
* Dias follows after everyone as the pass him?
* Matsuoka slides and turns to the hall DB went down
* Garland follows, but watches their backs
[Diamondback> [Ok, the Mav boss should be in the control room. Be careful, I programmed his AI VERY well.>
[Dias> Ooh..I like that
[Matsuoka> Oh great!
* Dias runs behind DB thinking about those mavs
[Garland> I always love the challenge.
[Dias> Did you program them to eat hotdogs?
[Matsuoka> ...
[Diamondback> [You think Chronobot is a nice challenge? Wait 'til you see this guy! ...sorry, I like to gloat sometimes... and yes, the hot dogs were my doing.>
[Diamondback> [Ok, hang a right here, and...>
* Matsuoka laughs between gasps
[Garland> NRP: heeeeey......
[Dias> What ehy put on them was nasty...oil and ugh...
[Garland> NRP: MY HOTDOGS!
* Diamondback enters the control room
*** Debaser (speedblade@user059.pcnow.net) has joined #TAW - 2 Clones - Diamondback,Debaser (F7 for details)
* Dias hangs a right and enters the Control Room
* Matsuoka slides past him
[Matsuoka> eep!
* Debaser smirks
[Dias> NRP: What no Bozo
* Garland looks in the control room.
[Debaser> I don't know how you made it this far, but it's the end of the line for you!
* Paladin` shakes his head at their ungraceful entry and walks into the control room
* Matsuoka runs into Debaser
[Matsuoka> ouf!
* Dias slides to a stop
* Debaser grabs Maki and throws her at Dias
[Garland> Actoually it was kind of easy... we kinda walked in, really.
[Matsuoka> Ack!
* Paladin` begins charging both his sabre and his cannon
* Garland catches Maki
* Diamondback charges his sabre
[Matsuoka> Gah... thanks ^^
[Dias> Hey Debaser..What the..hey I couldv'e caught her..
[Dias> You do know your men are eating hotdogs right?
* Garland runs at Deb, ans slashes him in the face
[Paladin`> But you didn't
* Debaser blasts Paladin with a crimson blast of energy (1500 AP)
[Dias> Thats cuz Garland he caught her
* Paladin` gets caught by surprise
[Debaser> OW!
* Matsuoka starts charging an arrow
* Garland kiamas deb
[Paladin`> Ugh . . .
[Debaser> Grrr...
* Dias looks at Debaser
* Garland jumps back
[Dias> Grr..
* Dias leaps at Debaser bringing his arms back1"Cross Slash" and then forward cutting an X on Debaser
[Garland> I sugest..... give up now.
* Debaser blasts the kiama, cancelling it out
* Paladin` looks up and fires the chaged blast at Debaser (800ap)
* Matsuoka starts taking careful aim foe Deb's head
[Garland> ..... *grows a room shaking growl*
* Debaser backs up, releasing his charged blast at Dias (2500 AP)
[Garland> That wasnt nice......
[Diamondback> [Nice, Garland...>
* Garland rushes deb
* Dias puts hands up to take some blunt of the blast but gets knocked back
[Debaser> And I'm supposed to be nice? En guarde!
* Paladin` leaps to his feet and runs at Debaser
[Dias> Arg..
* Debaser rips out a beam sabre
[Dias> Thats it..
* Garland slashes him twice and surprize kiamas him
* Paladin` slashes with the charged slash at the same time that Garland does (800 AP)
* Diamondback supplements the attack with a triple slash and a kick to the stomach
* Matsuoka fires a fully charged arrow at Deb's head (800AP)
* Dias clenches his fists 4"POWER SURGE"
* Debaser blocks what he can, but still takes a good amout of damage
* Dias leaps at Debaser going in an all out rage slashing at him at every angle possible with his claws
* Garland punches deb in the face, while he blocks some other attack
[Debaser> You're good... But I will NOT be beaten!
* Debaser slashes Dias away
* Garland jumps back
* Paladin` hops back quickly and fires a full salvo of rockets at Debaser
* Matsuoka puts the bow away and charges at Deb
* Dias blocks the slash with his claw and kicks Debaser
[Garland> I'm sorry, you'll be beaten, or surrender.
* Debaser dives aside, the missiles striking a computer console
* Garland trips deb
[Debaser> Is that so? We'll see... HEY!
* Debaser falls to the floor
* Dias dives aside landing in front of Deb while slamming down towards his face with his claws
* Paladin` jumps on top of him and slashes
* Garland hold his sword at his neck
[Diamondback> [I thought I programmed this guy better than that...>
* Matsuoka uppercuts Deb with a bright glow on her fist
[Garland> ....
[Debaser> Ack...
* Paladin` steps back
[Garland> Give up?
* Dias stops holding the claws an inch from his face
[Debaser> You think I've lost... You're sadly mistaken, my friend!
* Garland hold his sword one handed, looking confident
* Dias the ball rams into Debasers gut
[Garland> ..... I think not----- DIAS
* Debaser self destructs, catching Garland and Dias at ground zero (2000 AP)
* Dias flies back into a wall
* Garland takes the blast for Dias
[Garland> AGH!!!!
* Matsuoka shields her eyes
* Dias looks up seeing Garladn standingin front of him
* Diamondback goes to a computer console
* Paladin` raises an eyebrow and dons his helmet
[Dias> You stupid fool
* Garland hits the wall, leaving a large dent
[Diamondback> [Somebody heal Garland while I finish the mission...>
* Dias runs over to Garland catching him
[Matsuoka> Garland! *Runs over*
* Paladin` looks out of the doorway
* Diamondback taps on a keyboard rapidly
[Dias> Your too damn nice
[Paladin`> Either they'll come out in full force, or they'll run with their leader defeated
* Matsuoka looks at Garland's wounds
[Dias> I'm going with number 1
[Garland> Dias: That's.... a first by me.
[Dias> Well it better be your last or you won't be here too long
[Diamondback> Intercom system: Warning! Warning! Self destruct sequence activated! All soldiers evacuate! Ten minutes until self destruction!
* Garland holds his chest, and staggers up.
[Dias> GOD DAMNT!!
[Dias> I HATE SELF DESTRUCTS
[Diamondback> [Hate to say this, but we need to move.>
[Matsuoka> How?!
[Dias> Cuz it goes boom
* Paladin` runs for the elevator
[Diamondback> [I saw a stairway on the way in. Somebody grab Garland and run.>
[Matsuoka> We crashed the elevator!
* Paladin` skids
[Dias> Uhh..the elevator is gone Pal
[Matsuoka> oh
* Garland runs/limps
[Paladin`> We can take the ladder up . . .
* Diamondback dashes for the stairway, motioning for everyone to follow him
[Paladin`> Or fly, in my case
[Garland> Those who can fly, fly them up the shaft!
* Matsuoka rushes to the stairs
* Dias grabs Garland and the ball and runs towrds the stairs
* Paladin` shrugs at them and starts flying up the stairwell
[Garland> Stairs are fine, too.
[Diamondback> [The elevator is blocking our way out that way! It would be faster to take the stairs.>
[Dias> It had to be 10 minutes
* Diamondback telekinetically adds to his own speed, taking the stairs five at a time
* Garland coughs and [painfully] flies up the middle of the stair well.
* Matsuoka starts to climb the stairs
[Dias> Damn't Garland, lose some wieght
[Diamondback> Intercom: Five minutes until self destruct...
* Diamondback starts going six at a time, keeping up with everyone else
* Dias runs up the stairs while the ball flies up it
* Garland weighs 400 pounds, and is very lean.
[Diamondback> GM: Everyone reaches the top of the stairwell.
* Diamondback bursts through the door
* Matsuoka hops over rails and hurrys as fast as she can to the door
[Diamondback> [Ok, any suggestions on which way to go?>
* Garland holds his chest, but can walk on his own
[Paladin`> Up.
[Diamondback> Intercom> Three minutes...
[Matsuoka> Anyway
* Dias and the ball follow out begind Db
* Paladin` tests the ceiling
* Paladin` slashes at it
[Diamondback> [I recognize where we are. The trap door should be right over there.>
[Garland> .... Whichever way the commander chooses.
[Diamondback> GM: The sound of metal against metal resounds, but nothing happens.
[Paladin`> The commander isn't with us
[Garland> Then let's go!
* Matsuoka looks around
* Diamondback sprints off the way he pointed
[Dias> One way trap
* Paladin` goes after DB
* Matsuoka follows DB
[Garland> NRP: I meant that by the leader currently.
[Paladin`> It's thinner than the ceiling
* Diamondback screeches to a stop
[Garland> Maybe we can blast through?
* Dias slides to a stop behind DB
[Diamondback> Intercom: One minute...
* Matsuoka nearly topples over him
[Dias> YOU couldn't have set it for 20 minues
[Diamondback> [My thoughts exactly, Garland...>
[Diamondback> [Ten minutes was the max, Dias.>
* Garland kiamas the ceiling as hard as he can
[Dias> Great.
* Paladin` fires at the door
* Diamondback fires at the ceiling
* Dias leaps up and tries sticking his claws into the wall
[Diamondback> GM: The ceiling gains a hole large enough to fly/jump through
* Garland flies out
[Diamondback> Intercom: Thirty seconds!
[Paladin`> Anybody can't fly?
* Dias crawls out of the hole and starts running his ball right beghind him
* Matsuoka scrambles through the hole
* Diamondback telekinetically flies out
[Garland> EVERYONE OUT!
* Paladin` flies out of the hole
[Diamondback> Intercom: Fifteen seconds...
[Garland> Jump then!
[Diamondback> [RUN!!!>
* Paladin` begins thrusting away
* Matsuoka runs from the base into the snow field
* Garland flies up and then away
* Diamondback sprints at full speed across the snow field
* Dias starts sprinting
[Dias> Wait, we don't know how big this base is underground, we might still get nailed
* Garland lands next to daimondback, matching his pace
[Garland> Then we go UP!
* Matsuoka runs ger fastest, which is pretty fast
[Diamondback> [Good idea, Garland!>
[Matsuoka> ...
[Garland> Chris, pick those who can't fly up, and I'll pick someone up!
* Dias the ball attaches to his back and forms wings and he flas p
* Diamondback shapeshifts into a half hawk and flies straight up, carrying Maki with him
* Garland grabs maki
* Garland flies up
* Paladin` just flies up
* Matsuoka feels loved ^-^
* Garland is already married.
[Matsuoka> ...
[Diamondback> GM: The base explodes in a brilliant flash of light. The ground is blown up for a mile on either side, but the shockwaves to not reach the group.
[Matsuoka> NRP: *punt*
* Dias flaps away
[Garland> NRP: Heh
[Diamondback> [Phew... Good thinking, Garland.>
[Dias> What about me. IF i wouldn't have mentioned the whole big base idea
[Garland> Thanks.
[Diamondback> GM: The sky and snowfield dissipate, replaced by the training facilities.
* Diamondback reverts to human form
[Diamondback> <Yeah, Dias, good thinking.>
* Dias the wings form back into a ball and he drops to the ground with a big thud
[Paladin`> You alerted a whole base of mavs to our prescence as well.
* Garland lands on the ground, while he was only a few inches up, anyway
[Dias> OUCH@@
* Matsuoka slumps onto the ground out of breath
[Dias> Damn ball..
[Matsuoka> Good...Sim...DB...
[Garland> I have to say, I was impressed.
[Paladin`> Yes, it was good.  Was this your first?
* Dias the ball forms a face and sticks it's tongue out
[Diamondback> [I think we're ready for whatever is thrown at us. That proved it.>
* Matsuoka grins
[Dias> Maybe in our eyes, but what a but ol FartHead
[Diamondback> [Thank you, everyone. Yes, that was my first programmed sim.>
[Matsuoka> I wonder...where steel...is
* Garland walk up to Dias
[Diamondback> [Heh. Yeah, ready for everything except General Asswipe.>
* Dias looks at Garland
* Matsuoka laughs
[Garland> Your going to respect Steel.
[Dias> Yes..how may I help you.
[Garland> I respect him. You should.
[Paladin`> There probably is a reason he is a general.
[Dias> And you didn't hear what DB just said?
[Diamondback> [I do respect him. I just don't like him.>
[Diamondback> [Two different things.>
[Matsuoka> me too...
[Paladin`> I don't respect him.  I don't think he's fit to lead.
* Garland looks at DB, resenting the meaness (if thats a word) from his comrades
* Dias looks at Garland
[Dias> Sorry...your right.
* Garland nods to Dias
* Matsuoka stands up and stretches
[Diamondback> [You know, Garland... You make a lot of sense...>
[Dias> Now give me a big ol hug
[Garland> Not many people liked DeathStar at first. Then he saved all of hour lives countless times.
[Dias> And from what I heard they saved his ass countless times too
[Garland> I'm positive the same is with Steel.
[Diamondback> [No matter how rough he is, he's only... um, Reploid.>
[Paladin`> I don't think so.
[Dias> Garland, give me a hug!
* Garland corrects DB, "No, a person."
* Garland hugs Dias quickly
[Diamondback> [You know what I mean, sir.>
* Matsuoka giggles
* Dias steals Garlands money while he's hugging him
* Garland has no earth money to use.
[Diamondback> [Anyway, everyone's free to leave. Thanks for coming.>
* Dias looks at what he looted and drops it with a scream
[Matsuoka> No problem DB... it was fun!
* Paladin` walks out of the sim room
[Dias> You shouldn't be carrying one of these...
[Dias> DB, can i have that remote for a sec
[Diamondback> [Steel's going to be pissed. Maybe I can show him the log of the sim and change his mind...>
* Garland picks up his money bag
[Garland> .... I'll remember this.
[Diamondback> [...What remote?>
* Dias takes the remote from DB and starts pressing button
[Dias> The one you used to activate this place..
[Garland> Chris... buy you a drink?
[Diamondback> [Oh, that remote.>
* Dias the place turns into sunny hawaii
[Dias> AHh...much beter
[Diamondback> [Sure, why not. Need some off time, anyway.>
[Diamondback> SESSION ENDS
[Garland> good session!
* Matsuoka claps
*** Paladin` is now known as Wonky
[Matsuoka> yay!
* Diamondback takes a bow
[Matsuoka> good job DB
[Matsuoka> better then session 4 =P
[Diamondback> Thanks. Maybe I need to do the TCT sessions like I did this one.
[Garland> I'm particularly happy with my exocution of a 26 year old Garland *claps*
* Diamondback points to the txt file where he had the entire session mapped out
[Diamondback> Thanks for the hot dog idea, Garland
[Garland> hehe LOL
[Garland> No prob.
*** Debaser has quit IRC (Leaving)
[Diamondback> And Debaser finally dies
[Matsuoka> lmao!
[Matsuoka> AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Matsuoka screams
*** Ramsius has joined #TAW
*** Ramsius is now known as Rio
[Matsuoka> it's already mid night!
[Matsuoka> cool
[Matsuoka> Rio missed ANOTHER session
[Rio> I DID?!!!!!!!
[Matsuoka> it JUST ended... again
[Rio> GAH!
[Matsuoka> poor rio
[Rio> WHY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dias> Steels going to kill us
[Garland> So did That Vaxion guy.
[Matsuoka> so will DS evaluate the log and consider exp?
* Dias plays [Mighty Mighty Bosstones_Impression That I Get.mp3] - 3075k - [i²]
[Garland> !Dias mighty?mighty?bosstones_impression?that?i?get.mp3
[Matsuoka> and half the TAW ppl
[Diamondback> Hope so, I think that was a good session.
[Rio> wait, i thought that we werent gonna have any sessions
[Matsuoka> YES!
[Dias> why should I give you Impression..what do I get in return...
[Matsuoka> you weren't listening Rio
[Diamondback> DS approved any training sessions we wanted to have last weekend.
[Rio> AWW man
[Rio> i am DUMB
[Matsuoka> DS wanted a break from GMing I think
[Rio> eh well see yall
*** Rio has left #TAW
[Dias> Garland you no want know?
[Dias> now?
[Garland> it was an auto reuest.
[Garland> meep
[Matsuoka> that was excellent training (mainly running) so he should not object to giving us a little exp
[Dias> Steel'll probably be p'oed
[Garland> I wanna know if Garland seemed more mature this time round.
[Matsuoka> heh heh
[Matsuoka> I like to bug Steel
[Diamondback> He did.
[Matsuoka> oh yeah
[Matsuoka> much
[Garland> BTW what did steel say about the old TAW people?
[Garland> They were... something...
[Dias> He'll probably be like "YOU LiL MAGGETS, HOW DARE YOU RUN THE SIM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. FOR THIS YOU WIll WORK YOUR ASSES Of!!
[Wonky> pissants
[Diamondback> Hey Dias, can you send that log?
[Matsuoka> Rusty...
[Wonky> He called them pissants
[Garland> Oh yeah.....
[Matsuoka> lol!
[Diamondback> Most of mine's doubled over
[Garland> hehe, I'll talk to him about that next time......
[Matsuoka> heh