[GM> Time Chart: Janurary 21st
[GM> Location: The Bridge
[Gravedigger> NRP: *cough* Forgot 'Session Begins'...
[Snipe> NRP: Where/
[DeathStar> NRP: *hides Session Begins*
* Snipe snores in his chair
[Garland> NRP: I've been goinf "GO!" instead of session begins.... for ALL of TGC.
[GM> Drake: *works on the systems*
* Ripple walks in, a slight glare in his eyes
* Garland talking with DS
* Spirit hasn't been seen around lately.
* DeathStar is hovering around the bridge
* Garland walks over to Snipe
[Snipe> NRP: Snipe commented on everyonen ot being around.  He found it "lonely"
[Snipe> Zzzzzzz
[Garland> Excuse me, Snipe?
* DeathStar hovers around Drake
[GM> Drake: .... would you stop playing with that toy?
[Snipe> Zzzzzz
* Garland taps on Snipe
* Snipe snorts and turns over
* Garland Shakes him
* Snipe licks lips
[Gravedigger> Well, so far we've 1.) A homicidal maniac posing as my mentor come back to take revenge on DS, 2.) Had the ship almost ripped apart and a lot of people killed, and 3.) A T warrior trying to lure us into a trap, claiming that our DS was not the real one. What do we do for an encore, huh?
* Garland pulls in a deep breath
[Ripple> No clue grave.  Lets not find out shall we?
[Garland> WAKE UP!!!!!!!
* Gravedigger is the master of recapping.
[DeathStar> ....Well, for starters, that was an illusion, we were in the cell the entire.
* Spirit wanders onto the bridge.
[DeathStar> NRP: DS and Gar made the longest session ever in TAW just talking.  And they recapped most of TAW
* Snipe opens one eye
[Gravedigger> ...Dude, you do REMEMBER fighting him about on the ship, right?
* Garland starts poking at Snipe
* Ripple takes a seat'
[DeathStar> ....we tore the ship up?  Gee, I forgot that part.
[Snipe> Ow!  Ow1
[Garland> NRP: Not hard....
[Ripple> NRP: *stabs snipe with a long pointy stick*
[GM> Drake: Dee boo dee dum dee bom dee dom dye!  Dom dee dye!
* Spirit glances over to Ripple briefly, then goes and sits at one of the terminals.
[Garland> Snipe?
[Gravedigger> NRP: You're so dead, DS.
* DeathStar glances between Spirit and Ripple
[Snipe> Yes?
[GM> NRP: Nayh!
* Ripple looks at Spirit, a small tear forming, but he quickly wipes it away, turning to his console, all business.
[Garland> I uh... *scratches the back of his head* Wanna rejoin the 'hunters'
[Snipe> Yeah, yeah, sure...*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
* Garland shrugs
[GM> Drake: *makes weird annoying sounds, and hits buttons, forming music*
[Gravedigger> ...Great, this place is a friggin' soap opera anymore...
[Garland> ....just like that?
[Snipe> Zzzzz.
[Ripple> Soap operas dont usually have this much killing Grave.
* DeathStar hovers past Grave
[Garland> ..... *walks up to Drake*
[DeathStar> I think it's called The Emotional and the Dead.
[Garland> How you holding up?
[GM> Drake: *keeps making music* Great.
[Ripple> NRP: *shoots drake, and calls in the real eiffle 65 in*
* Snipe wakes up at the sounds Drake is making, looking annoyed.
* Garland grins at the crazy old Drake
[Snipe> STOP THAT!
[Gravedigger> ...God, I can't much more of this monotony....
[Ripple> .. Drake, Either add a good beat, or shut up..
* Spirit quietly reads over some files on the computer.
[Garland> ...and thats all it took to wake him up...
[GM> Drake:  *flips on an old classic*  I love you, you love me!
* Ripple shudders
[Snipe> Ragh!
[Garland> *picks it up* We're a happy family!
[GM> Hm?  No.  How about this
[DeathStar SOUND]
* Garland laughs
* GM turns on a new sound
[GM> NRP: Note, forgetting Drake..
[Ripple> Snipe, on the count of three, we toss drake into the airlock
* Garland walks up to DS
* Snipe hums to the new music
[Snipe> Yeah, sure, go ahead.
* DeathStar hovers around
[Ripple> NRP: Is that the mid i think it is?
[DeathStar> Gee, it sure is quiet
* Gravedigger beats his head agaisnt the wall
[DeathStar> NRP: Death Star Charged!
[Garland> Your still playing with that thing? And did you ever find my keys!?
[Ripple> NRP: i dont have that filename.
[DeathStar> ....you're locked out of your room still?
[Gravedigger> Why the hell is everyone actin' so friggin' WEIRD???
[Garland> .....You don't remember I crashed at your place last night?
[DeathStar> It's been days.
* Ripple shakes his head
[Snipe> Elevator:  *picks up a tune* I got a nickel, all shiny and new!
* Spirit sighs.
[Garland> Yeah, I have been, for the past few days I've been sleeping on your couch!
[Snipe> Elevator: Heeey, Spirit - Ripple, aren't you two looking cute.  Kodak moment!  GET TOGETHER AND KISS!
* Ripple finishes what he was doing at his console, and stands, looking at Spirit.
* Gravedigger hands Ripple his shovel
[DeathStar> ...really?
* Garland slaps his forhead
[Snipe> Elevator:  Yes, can you feeeeel the love todaaaay!
[Gravedigger> Take this, and beat my head in. Maybe when I wake up, this'll all have been a bad dream.
[Spirit> Someone's really got to reprogram that elevator -.-
[GM> Drake: *Glares at the elevator*
*** Kiki is now known as Dias
[Ripple> Thanks Grave. Dont need it though *goes to the elevator, and crosses a few wires, and short circuts the voice program*
[Ripple> .... I'll fix it later.
[Snipe> Computer:  Heeeey, you shut him up.  Smart move, Nipple.
[DeathStar> ---too many of these machines have their own personalities.
[Ripple> .. Dont make me come for you next.
[Snipe> Yeah, I just had to reboot that part of them up...
[Spirit> Good going Rip
* DeathStar stands there in the silence
[Garland> Reminds me of a book I read once....
* Snipe clears throat
* GM taps fingers
[GM> Drake: *taps fingers*
[Gravedigger> NRP: Okay, my next website update: A rant on people telling you to update their ICQ info.
[Ripple> NRP: good plan.  
[DeathStar> NRP: Hey, look, it says I'm nine still!
* Gravedigger rubs his head
[GM> Drake: Yi yi yi yi.
[GM> Drake: So, anyone got any good stories?
[Gravedigger> Yeah, it involves you, shutting up.
* Dias comes running in
[Snipe> I'm more interested in why everyone is off their rocker lately.  And WHO keeps eating our walls?
[Ripple> ... Isnt me.
[GM> Drake: Don't make me kick your ass.
[Garland> Simmer down, Drake.
[Spirit> That floating ball thing was talking about it earlier...
[Snipe> Cipher?  *Groans
[Gravedigger> ...Gee, we have an 8' tall bug running around, who do you THINK could be putting holes i the walls?
[Ripple> Oh yea.. Cipher.  
[GM> Drake: Hey, it was Christmas...
[Garland> ut.
[Snipe> And spirit, did you enjoy your pizza?
[Snipe> IT's been a week since you went to get it
[Dias> *An explosion is heard*
[Snipe> No word from you since.
* DeathStar rolls eyes
[DeathStar> Slasher still going at his project.
* Ripple frowns, but doesnt say anything
[GM> Drake: If he's blowing up more weapons....
[Gravedigger> Maybe he'll blow up the ship and end my suffering...
[Dias> Damn old man. 
* Garland looks at Grave
[Spirit> Yeah... I rather not talk about that though -.-
[Snipe> ...who's idea is it to keep him?
[Dias> He's been up all night or day...can;t tell anymore. 
[Snipe> Oh, I thought they were serving slow food or something and it took a week to cook.
* Ripple smirks
[Ripple> NRP: You've watched too much reboot.
[Garland> NRP: WAAAY too much.
[Spirit> Nyah! *sticks her tounge out at Snipe*
[Snipe> NRP: I love stealing quotes. Pisses X1 off.
[Ripple> NRP: Hey AL!
* Snipe sticks his back at her
[Ripple> NRP: WHAAAAT?
[Snipe> NRP: WHAAAAT?
* Dias grabs Snipe's tongue
[Garland> NRP: WHAAAT?
* Snipe slams his fist into Dias gut, knocking the wind out of him
[Spirit> What's the matter Snipe?  Brat's got your tounge?
[Garland> So, what's on the agenda?
[Snipe> Touch your boss again, and I will fire you.
[Gravedigger> NRP: No, it doesn't piss me off, it makes me think less of your originality.
[Ripple> Why is everyone acting so CHILDISH
[Dias> Gack...Hey...That hurts ya know. Especially after getting a Xvash slammed there
[Snipe> NRP: I just do it to annoy you
[Gravedigger> Because they're IDIOTS! And I'm surrounded by them!
* DeathStar arms are crossed
[DeathStar> Gee, thanks, Grave.
* Ripple sighs
[GM> Drake: Methinks Grave is having mental breakdown.
[Ripple> NRP: Toooo laaaatee
[Gravedigger> The people acting weird Death, not you.
[Garland> Okay, everyone, in all seriousness, we need to discuss the matters at hand, if any?
[DeathStar> Who says this isn't normal?
[Spirit> So... Ripple....... What have you been up to?
[Snipe> Yeah, RIPPLE'S been missing for a week too
[Snipe> All you people just get up and vanish.
[Ripple> .... *quietly* I've been working out.
[Ripple> NRP: I WAS AT EDMONTON! I needed a vacation!
[Snipe> Computer: Uh, sir, we've had another hole eaten in our walls...
[Gravedigger> ...Maybe because THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE THIS SINCE WE'VE BEEN ON THIS FREAKING FLYING TOMB OF DEATH???
[DeathStar> ...You're being weird.
[Garland> Everyone, quiet.
[Spirit> Working out?  That's good...
[Snipe> CIPHER IS DEAD!
[Gravedigger> I'm frustrated! RAGH!
* Garland looks at everyone who's complaining
* Gravedigger slumps in a seat
[DeathStar> Didn't Wien teach you "Breath in, breath out"?
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [ I dont know whats gotten into you. >
[Dias> Computer, ya sure it wasn't my pops?
[Snipe> NRP: Incoming game...
* Gravedigger 's eyebrows shift
[Garland> Death Star, don't provoke him......
[Ripple> NRP: Gigabyte comes and kills them all
[DeathStar> Eesh, and I didn't even get to my old jokes either.
[Gravedigger> ...C'mon, this is Wien you're talking about
[DeathStar> ...Eh, at least he didn't run around ranting.
* Dias yawns
[DeathStar> Unless he was out of beer.
[Spirit> *To Ripple* [I... I don't know how to tell you this... -.->
[Spirit> NRP: *waits for the comments*
[Snipe> NRP: Spirit is...in love with BOB!
[Gravedigger> Alright, so I whine, my life sucks, I need sometihng to keep me occupied.
[Dias> NRP: She's pregnant!
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [.... tell me what....>
[Ripple> NRP: WOOO
[GM> Drake: Hey, Grave, we got another death threat from the manager to you today...
[Gravedigger> NRP: She's a MAN!
[Ripple> NRP: ... no, i dont think so.
[Dias> NRP: She's a pregnant man who's having 6lets
[Gravedigger> Did you tell him to go start another business I can destroy?
* Garland picks up his comm ans patches it to the PA
[Spirit> *To Ripple* [I... Something's happened to Andrea...  I... I'm sorry... >
[Ripple> NRP: ... only a genetic defect like you could do that Dias..
[Dias> NRP: Possibly.
[GM> Drake: I did, but then he started screaming you bastard!  you ruined me!  And began to dabble in black magic.  I think he has a voodoo doll.
[Gravedigger> Eh, that's okay, I've got one of him too.
[Snipe> Why...do you say he has a Voodoo doll?
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [.......... *very quietly* what happened..... to Andrea....>
[Garland> PA: Okay, everyone on bridge, If you wanr to complain about your lives, take it to the civilian deck. Those who are serious, let's get to work.
[GM> Drake: *points* Because Grave is floating in the air
* Gravedigger takes it out and starts jamming a pin into its leg
* DeathStar hears a howl somewhere nearby
[Gravedigger> Ha! Take THA-Hey, waitaminute...
[GM> Drake
* Gravedigger floats upside down
[GM> Drake: *watches grave* Hmm...
[Gravedigger> ...Eep.
[Snipe> ...er, can someone get Grave down?
* DeathStar watches the lights flicker
[Snipe> Computer: Er...we just had a powerdrain from Slasher's room.  And dammit, someone's eaten another wall!
* Ripple flips Grave right side up, and forces him to the ground
[Dias> Didn't we get those fixed?
[Snipe> Elevator: ....
[Garland> I thought I replaced the bad bulbs....
[DeathStar> This reminds me of a normal day from the old Hunters....
[Gravedigger> And you wonder why I piss and moan....
[Spirit> *To Ripple* [I... don't know...>
[GM> Drake: *giggles as he plays with the grave voodoo doll*
[Ripple> ... Except Slash was the one causing most of the explosions..
[Ripple> .. or else trying to kill Slasher, in a friendly "kill the sibling" rivalry..
[Garland> ........ *sees everyone ignored him on the PA, so he puts the reciever to a speaker giving everyone painful feedback*
* Gravedigger smacks Drake and takes it...then hugs it and stuffs it in his cloak
* DeathStar grabs ears
[Snipe> RAGH
[GM> Drake: MY EARS!
[Ripple> AHHH!
[Dias> SlasherComm: Umm...Snipe. You think you could send a fire crew down here?
[Snipe> EARS!  MY EARS~!
[Ripple> AUGH
[Dias> GACK!!!
[Gravedigger> ...Sweet, who's blaring Drama's Field metal again?
[Garland> PA: I say again, those who want to complain, take it to the civilian deck.
* Snipe throws a book at Gar
[Snipe> STOP HAT
[Garland> PA: This is the bridge, keep it official.
* Garland lets it hit him
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [.... If your not Andrea... who are you?>
[DeathStar> NRP:  She is AndrIA
[Spirit> NRP: That's AndrAIa
[Dias> SlasherComm: Holy sweet mother of god.....Send a fire crew plz...
[DeathStar> NRP: Er...*hushes*
[Ripple> NRP: Too much reboot...... Though season 3 rocks.
* Snipe flips a visual to Slasher's room
[Spirit> NRP: *sings Firewall*
* Ripple looks at the visual
[Snipe> NRP: *plays it*
[Dias> Slasher: *fires is seen here and there*
[Ripple> NRP: I wanna find that mp3 yet.
[Ripple> NRP: I've seen it.
[Snipe> NRP: FIRE WALL!  FIRE WALL!
[Snipe> NRP: *dances to the Firewall*
[Ripple> NRP: i also wanna get the mp3 of the birthday battle between bob and megabyte
[Snipe> Comm: Firecrew, save Slasher.
* Garland sits at his console, filling out paperwork
[Snipe> NRP: Has both
[Ripple> NRP: SEND!
[Snipe> NRP:  In return for WHAT?
[Dias> What crawled up Garlands butt. He's actually doing work instead of groping in the training room.
[DeathStar> ...okay, is the twilight zone over?
* Gravedigger flips his sai around
[Ripple> NRP: This mayhaps?
[Gravedigger> Please let it...
[Spirit> *To Rip* [I'm... a friend... just...  I really didn't mean for this to happen...>
[DeathStar> NRP: Good boy, Slash.  Good boy.
* Garland , without looking, "You don't wanna know, Dias."
[Dias> Damn straight I don't now.
[Gravedigger> NRP:...NO! That better not be what I think it is!
[DeathStar> NRP: Celine?
[Ripple> NRP.. its not.  its one of.. my mp3's..
[Gravedigger> NRP:....wheewww....
[Ripple> NRP: Bigass battle.
* Garland finishes the supply reports and needed materials list
* Spirit sighs and leans back in her chair.
* DeathStar floats around Spirit
[DeathStar> YOU ARE....not Spirit!
[Snipe> ...eh?  DS...you taking LSD?
* Ripple goes over to Spirit
[Spirit> o.O
* Gravedigger forms a small LED display on his arm, then subsides it.
* Dias yawns
* Garland mutters "It's kind of hard to take DS seriously with him flying around like that...."
[Spirit> I... um... What are you talking about DeathStar?
* DeathStar smirks
* Ripple sighs
[Gravedigger> Okay, 2 hours, DS finally cracked, someone pay me.
[DeathStar> Anyway, I got to go talk to Drake
* DeathStar hovers over to Drake
* Dias looks around
[Snipe> ..DS is loony.
[Ripple> No way.  He hasnt cracked yet.  Wait till he sees the purple monkeys
[DeathStar> NRP: Glitch, BFG.
[DeathStar> Where?
* Spirit forces a giggle.
[Gravedigger> ...That was anti-climactic...
[Ripple> NRP: LOL
* Garland glares at Rip and Grave
[Dias> SlasherComm: Phew..Thanks for handling that fire. *sound of electricity running is heard*
[Garland> NRP: BIG F'N GUN!
[Ripple> NRP: Glitch.. uhh.. ANYTHING! *glitch forms into a lamp post, and megabyte hits it head on*
[DeathStar> NRP: Hee hee
[Ripple> NRP: heh heh heh, like falling off an analog
[GM> Drake: *eyes DS*
[Dias> NRP: Stop with the insanity!
[DeathStar> NRP: Glitch...needle!  *pops bubble* Whadda know.
[Gravedigger> Dude, that's it, if there ain't any new deadly threats happening, I'm going to the bar.
* Ripple thinks for a moment
* Spirit looks up at Ripple apologetically (Is that a word?)
[DeathStar> Computer: ALERT!
[Gravedigger> NRP: Yes, it's a word.
[Dias> I think I'll head down to Slasher's room and see what....Umm..?
[Snipe> ...*glares at Grave* Dumbass.
[GM> Computer: Distress signal...
* Gravedigger hangs his head
* Garland taps the comp
[Gravedigger> ...Damnit, I just want a freaking beer!
[GM> Computer: Quit tapping me, nut.
[Garland> Com[: Play message
* Ripple smiles softly.
* Ripple floats over to Gar
[GM> Computer: Oh, so, now, you ORDER me?
[Ripple> Whats up?
[Dias> NRP: Why beer, when you could a have a cold-refreshing can of sports drink
[Ripple> .. Computer, do as he says.
[Garland> Your a computer, ac like it.
* Gravedigger rubs his temples
[GM> Computer: *plays elevator music as he brings up the message*
[Garland> NRP: ac-act
[GM> NRP: *plays the song Dot sings at the B-Day*
* Ripple bobs his head in time to the music
* DeathStar hovers in tune
[Snipe> ...idiots...
[Ripple> NRP: I dont want that one... just like the bob and megabyte one, and firewall.
[Gravedigger> Having sex with a beautiful deaf blonde...putting up with another crazy chase....
* Garland glares at them
[DeathStar> What?
* Dias looks at GD
[Garland> ....Oookay.
* Gravedigger tries to weigh the descisions
[GM> Computer: Uploading message.
[Gravedigger> ...What?
[Ripple> ... Well, whats the message?
[GM> Computer: *a-hem* OH MY GOD! NOOOO!  IT'S THE MURDERER!  Wait, no, recycled horror script.
[GM> Computer: Here we go...
[Ripple> ...... Remind me to clear your cache later.
[Gravedigger> ....Jeeze, s'not like any of YOU don't have social lives....
[Garland> ......Go for a full format.. geeze.
[Ripple> Alright..
[GM> Computer: We're under attack by unknown forces.  We can't hold out.
[Ripple> ... Location?
[Dias> They want us to help them how?
* Ripple runs a trace
[GM> Computer: Well, idiot, look out the viewport.
[Gravedigger> ...No, dumbass, they want us to sit back and laugh at their misery.
* Dias looks out the viewport
[GM> Computer: AAAH, NO TOO CLOSE YOU MORON, THE MURDERER IS OUT THERE!
[GM> Outside a giant space station can be seen
* Garland looks
[DeathStar> Power looks off...
[Gravedigger> Where the hell did that come from?
* Ripple sighs
[Ripple> From space obviously.
[Dias> So who's attacking them then? Or is it on the space station
[Snipe> We've overlooked that?
[GM> Computer: No, don't open the door!  We got to stay together!
[Ripple> .. Computer, shut up.
[Gravedigger> Hey, don't push me, Nipple.
[GM> Computer: And it was Old Man Pierce!
[Ripple> ... Shut up 'digger.  We have a situation.
* Garland mutes the computer
[Snipe> Okay, lets get into a shuttle and head over there.
[Ripple> NRP: *whips out a giant remote*
* Snipe walks into the elevator
[GM> Drake: I'll monitor the situation from here.
[Spirit> How fun...
* Ripple steps on the elevator
[Gravedigger> Can't we transport? Or are those still out?
* Spirit gets on the elevator
[Dias> NRP: I gotta go do somethign for my aunt. I'll be back in like 15 minutes hopefully. 
[GM> Drake: Slasher's draining power.  You REALLY want to try them?
* Garland gets on the elevator
[Ripple> .. If i could get a visual of the inside, i could warp us there.. I hope..
* Gravedigger grumbles and gets on the elevator
* DeathStar hovers in
* Gravedigger glances up at DS
[Gravedigger> Okay, I'm beginning to think we picked the wrong guy.
[GM> Elevator: *plays elevator music as it goes down; it is cramped inside*
[Garland> I might be able to teleport there, but it's not really smart to teleport back and forth moving one of you at a time.
* DeathStar waves to the tune of the music
* Garland glares at DS
[Dias> I'll check on what the old man's doing then. *walks off*
* Snipe grows annoyed at DS
[Snipe> He's an ass!  I told you.
[DeathStar> Everyone, do the wave!
* DeathStar waves
[Gravedigger> So are you, shut up!
* Ripple reaches down and touches his watch, armor forming around him
[GM> Elevator: ... he's crazier than me.
* Garland smacks Snipe on the back of the head, it being cramped he doesn't notice it was Gar
[Ripple> NRP: Evil will always win, because Good is stupid!
[Snipe> Aren't you muted?
[GM> Elevator: ...eep.
[Ripple> ....
[Ripple> Dont make me dig deeper.
[DeathStar> Gee, I'm just trying to lighten the mood
* Snipe smells something
[Snipe> What is that SMELL?
[Spirit> ?
[Gravedigger> I think it's ASS.
[Ripple> NRP: *sings* Poo poo! (sorry, its from Green jelly, Misadventures of Shitman)
[Garland> NRP: *smacks DS's ASS*
[GM> Elevator: *opens it's doors*
* DeathStar hovers out
* Snipe runs out
* Ripple steps out
* Gravedigger pushes his way out
* Garland walks out last
* Spirit falls out
* Ripple catches Spirit
* DeathStar zooms way ahead to the shuttle
[Ripple> .. Force of habit..
[Spirit> I'm not complaining ^.^¡
[Snipe> Ass.  *runs faster*
[Gravedigger> ...That's it, we're attach grav ancohrs to that guy's feet.
* Ripple floats up, eyes blazing a firey purple, flying to the shuttle
[GM> Elevator: good bye, my friends!
* Garland blurs by, skidding to a stop infront of the shuttle
[Spirit> *To Ripple* [Don't worry, we will get her back.>
* Spirit runs to the shuttle.
* DeathStar powers the shuttle up
* Gravedigger gets on
* Snipe flips into the shuttle
* Garland jumps on
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [ I hope so.... >
* Ripple flips into the co-pilot seat
[Garland> It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. *pulls out a piece* Oh great, no gum.
[DeathStar> ...*glances at Gar*
[Garland> NRP: err, an empty wrapper
[Ripple> NRP: FALLOUT 2 QUOTE!
* DeathStar steps away from the controls
[DeathStar> Okay, where's our pilot?
* Garland looks at DS
[Ripple> I just handle the weaponry.  
* Snipe sits down
[Garland> Well... everyone else is acting silly.
[DeathStar> And that excuses you?
[Snipe> ...*thought DS was a pilot*
* Spirit takes a seat
[Snipe> ...we got a squirrel running around?
[Ripple> Not that i know of.. you might find one in the back
* DeathStar sits down
[Snipe> ...*glances* No, just Grave.
[Gravedigger> SQUIRREL? WHERE?
* Gravedigger takes out his shovel
[Ripple> None around here that i know of then
[Snipe> ...I
[Snipe> O
[Snipe> I'll pilot
* Snipe sits down at the controls and hits the forward throttle, skidding across the hanger toward the exit
[Gravedigger> ...Crap, we're space dust...
[DeathStar> ...might be wiser to put up the landing gear...
[Garland> Snipe.... pull up about 2 degrees..
* Snipe pulls up five
* DeathStar sighs
[Gravedigger> Snipe...let someone ELSE fly!
[DeathStar> Any pilots here?  No? Too bad.
[Gravedigger> We HAD to leave Maestro on that planet, DIDN'T we?
[Garland> Hey DS... why don't you?
[DeathStar> ...*looks away* Oh, look, I see a star.
* Snipe flies out into space, leavaing the hanger in fire
[Gravedigger> ...Okay, that's it, let me fly.
* Garland wispers in DS's ear "But you love flying! and you won't kill us all!"
[DeathStar> NRP: Oooooo, it's a new day!!!!  Ooooooooo, it's a new day!!!
[DeathStar> ...I ... can't pilot anymore.
[Gravedigger> NRP: NOOOOO!
[Ripple> .... We're dead.
* Garland actually falls over from Snipes piloting
[DeathStar> NRP: Anytime or place....you are the reason for the smile on my face!
[Snipe> Wheeee!
* Snipe flies upside down toward the station
[Garland> Snipe you crazed idiot!
[Ripple> .... Let me try.. Slash taught me what he knows..
[Ripple> NRP: hee hee hee
[Gravedigger> NRP: ...I trust DS did NOT in fact get that song from you, Jets....
* Snipe flips around hard, slammnig Ripple into a wall
[DeathStar> NRP: Trust.
[Ripple> NRP: Of course not
[DeathStar> NRP: *plays the sax*
[Spirit> [I don't want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!>
[Spirit> .oO( Again... )
* Snipe hits the turbo boosters
* Ripple blinks at the stars
* Snipe feels the shuttle zoom forward five times faster
[Ripple> Wow... i never knew there were so many
[Gravedigger> NRP: ...There will be great pleasure in my vengence, oh yes....
* Ripple shakes his head
[DeathStar> ...*grips the seat*
[Ripple> NRP: What vengence is that?
[DeathStar> NRP: The one where he's alone in his room.
* Garland jumps in the co-pilot seat and forces him to slow down
* Snipe the controls spark at GAr's interference
[Snipe> HEY!
[Ripple> OW! Gar! get offa me!
* Snipe spins out of control toward the station's hanger
[DeathStar> AAAH, WATCH OUT!
[GM> Squirrel: CHITTER!
[Garland> Rip, why you letting him speed like that!?
[Ripple> ..... I hate this.
[Gravedigger> I NEVER GOT TO SEE HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!
[Ripple> Im too busy hanging on for dear life thank you.
[Garland> NRP: I didn't sit on him...
[DeathStar> Look, squirrel.
[Snipe> AAAAH, I SEE WALL!
[Ripple> NRP: You jumped in the co-pilots seat. Where I am sitting.
* Snipe they crash into the hanger and start spinning around it like a pin ball
[Gravedigger> SQUIRREL? WHERE?
[GM> Squirrel: *Sits on Grave's head*
[Ripple> [I dont wanna die.. i dont wanna die.. I dont wanna die..>
* Gravedigger tries to hold himself together as to not splatter
[Spirit> Ack, rodents...
* Snipe finally comes to a stop
* Gravedigger grabs the squirrel and tosses it to Spirit
* Garland looks at Snipe
[Snipe> Why did you jerk us out of control?
[Spirit> Eeek! *jumps back over her seat*
[Gravedigger> Here, he likse pretty women!
[Garland> Going THAT fast would have killed us!
[GM> Squirrel: *crawls up her leg and goes in her armor*
* Ripple steps out
* DeathStar grabs board and walks out
* Spirit screams
* Snipe stumbles out
* Gravedigger dives out and kisses the metal floor
* Garland jumps out
[GM> Squirrel: *From within armor* Chiiiiiiteer.
* Ripple picks up the squirrel, and puts it back in the pilots seat
[Snipe> Hey, look, the shuttle is in one piece...*pats it and it falls apart*
[DeathStar> NRP:  AAAH, HE REACHED INTO HER ARMOR TO GET THE SQUIRREL!
[Ripple> ... You ok?
[Garland> NRP: I thought the squirrels had british accents....
[GM> NRP: It does.
[GM> Squirrel: Well, that was bloody perfect.  A little small, but perfect.
[Garland> NRP: and it no talkies?
[Garland> NRP: thats better
[Spirit> NRP: Doesn't know how the squirrel could get into the armour
[Gravedigger> Oh glorious ground, how sweet thy be to walk upon...
[GM> Squirrel: Hey, chicky, I left my nuts in there...can I get them chicky?
[Ripple> ... Say one more word and We'll be having Squirrel-kabobs tonight.
[Spirit> Someone... get rid of that thing... Before I do something rash...
[GM> Size 6!
[GM> Squirrel: Size 6!
[GM> Squirrel: *chitters*
[Gravedigger> Hey Rip, go roast his nuts.
* Spirit swings her arm and her sword appears in her hand.
* Garland smacks the Squirrel
[GM> Squirrel: AAAAAH!
* Ripple locks the squirrel in the back room
[Garland> Lets get going..
* DeathStar looks at them all amused.
[Ripple> Lets go.  
* Snipe notices there's no lights on in the hanger
* Ripple ignites a ripplewave, giving off a bit of light
[Ripple> Whats the first plan? Getting power?
[DeathStar> Uh...idea..turn light off.
[Snipe> What?
* Ripple shrugs, and dispirses the poewr
* DeathStar a loud BANG is heard.
* Garland forms a ball of ki in the air around him, giving off a good bit of light, added with the ripple wave
* Garland DOESN't do that
* DeathStar then two eyes blink up and down in the dark
[Gravedigger> I'd sayt getting killed. Second plan can be-Whhhhaaaaaaaattt was that?
* Ripple tracks the eyes
[Snipe> ...The--there's eyes!
[Garland> NRP: cancle cancle, didn't read DS say no lights
[DeathStar> Eyes: *go off in different directions
[Snipe> ..eyes can do that!?
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[Ripple> Of course theres eyes.. and going in two different directions..
[Garland> ......eep.
[Gravedigger> ...Wesa screwed.
[Spirit> I don't like this...
[GM> Squirrel:  AAAAAAAH!
[Ripple> NRP: *shoots Grave many MANY times for talking like jar jar*
[Garland> The Squirrel!
[Gravedigger> ...What about it?
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[Ripple> Bait
* Garland runs back to check on it
[Gravedigger> Bsit? Hell, just give it to them.
* DeathStar a squirrel's eyes can be see bopping off from the ship
[Gravedigger> NRP: Bait, even.
[Snipe> There goes the squirrel...
[Gravedigger> WOO HOO!
[GM> Squirrel: AAAAAAAAAH!
[Garland> .....
* Garland jumps on the shuttle and looks around
[Gravedigger> Oh, damn, it's still alive...
* DeathStar hears another bang.
* Ripple jumps
[Snipe> ....we need light..
[DeathStar> NO light!
[Ripple> ...... ok, this is starting to feel like a bad horror movie
* Gravedigger pulls his hood out and takes out his sai and shovel
[Snipe> LIGHT!
* Garland jump out and rejoins them
[DeathStar> NO LIGHT!
[Snipe> LIGHT!
* Gravedigger smacks Snipe
[Gravedigger> NO light.
[Spirit> Unless we can flood this place with light, I don't think it'd be a good idea...
* Garland wispers loudly
* Snipe watches Grave miss
[Garland> QUIET
[Snipe> I order light!
[Snipe> Ripple, get some light now1
* GM another bang is heard
[GM> Squirrel: AAAAIEEEEE!
* Garland puts his hand over Snipe's mouth
[Garland> Shhh...
[Ripple> Alright.. *concentrates, igniting a ripplewave, brightening the area with a deep red glow*
[Gravedigger> Look, if there's no light, they can't see us, even though it means we can't see them.
* DeathStar sees thousands of parastic sluges runningaround
[DeathStar> ....goodo ne
[GM> Sludges: *sludges at them*
[Gravedigger> ...I'm gonna hurl.
[Ripple> NRP:.. why do i get the feeling its something like pitch black
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* DeathStar leaps on hoverboard
[DeathStar> There's a time to fight...
[DeathStar> ...and a time to run
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Aiji
* Ripple drops the ripplewave, and dodges away
* Snipe runs
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[Ripple> And a time to run. He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
*** Aiji is now known as Spirit
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* DeathStar zooms off
[GM> Sludges: *Eat the light*
[Gravedigger> SLUGS! EW! SLUGS! ACK!
* Gravedigger runs
* Spirit flees
* Snipe steps in a sludge
[Snipe> aAAAH!
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[Ripple> RUN LIKE HELL! *Floats up, above the slugs*
[Snipe> LET ME GO!
[DeathStar> Dark...again
* DeathStar hovers around in the dark
[Spirit> Snipe!
* Snipe grabs rifle and shoots, light appearing everytime he shoots
[Gravedigger> Helpmesavemehelpmesavemehelpmesaveme!
[Ripple> SNIPE!
[Ripple> KILL THE LIGHT
[GM> Sludge: *leaps on Grave*
[Snipe> KILL THE THING!
* Snipe keeps shooting the sludge
[Gravedigger> AHHHHH!
* DeathStar watches hundreds of eyes zoom around the room
* Gravedigger drops onto his back and rolls on it
[Garland> NRP: sorta like Pitch black huh....
[Ripple> NRP: Just said that.
[GM> Sludge: *completely devours Grave*
[Garland> NRP: I was disconnected.
[Gravedigger> HEEELL-*
* DeathStar zooms toward Snipe
[Ripple> DS, use the warp blade!
* Snipe kills the sludge, but has twenty more after him
[DeathStar> That'S LIGHT!
[Ripple> It doesnt give off any light, only blacklight
* Gravedigger starts trying to tear his way through the sludge
[DeathStar> ...*flips it out and powers it up*
[Ripple> NRP: Which isnt really light.. only infrared..
[Ripple> NRP: or something like that.
* Ripple draws his
[GM> Sludge: *digests Grave, 1000 HP a second*
* Garland fires non-luminessant blasts of ki
[Garland> NRP: in other words, no light.
* Gravedigger uses his regeneartion
[Spirit> NRP: Ultraviolet I think it is
* DeathStar cuts through the sludges
* Snipe runs
[Ripple> NRP: yea, that.
[Snipe> Sludges: *leaps onto Spirit and devours her*
* Ripple slices through the sludges that come near him, making his way to graves signature
[Spirit> AHHHHH...
[GM> Sludge: *makes regeneration useless*
* Gravedigger uses his scythe on the sludge, trying to drain its power
[GM> Sludge: *drains it's power*
* Garland slashes the sludge
[Ripple> SPIRIT! *cuts a swath towards spirit*
* DeathStar grabs Snipe and keeps flying
* Spirit trys to cut her way out using her sword
[Gravedigger> .oO(Here goes...)
[Snipe> Whoa!
[DeathStar> Lets find Grave
* DeathStar scans and sees him
* Gravedigger starts wildly morphinh, changing shape and size to break out
* Ripple picks up Spirit, and hovers above the sludge
[Snipe> It's dark, we can't find him!
[Ripple> STAY THERE! Ill Get him!
[Snipe> Sludge: *was picked up, not Spirit*
* Ripple drops the sludge
* Garland sniffs the air, and listens
[Snipe> Sludge: *devours Ripple*
[GM> Sluge: *has Grave at 10,000 HP*
* Ripple slices it off with his warp blades
* DeathStar slashes Grave out
* Gravedigger uses his Dark Silence
* Spirit creates a burst of psi energy around her.
*** Snipe has quit IRC (Leaving)
* Ripple keeps slashign at sludge
*** GM is now known as Sniper
*** Sniper is now known as Snipe
* Snipe watches the sludges run off
[Ripple> Spirit! You ok?
* Gravedigger drops to his hands and knees
* Ripple floats down to check on her
* Garland fires lightless blasts at the sludges
[DeathStar> They're running off with Spirit!
* Ripple eyes flame, and he blazes after them
[Gravedigger> Uck...man, this ain't gonna come out easily....
[DeathStar SOUND]
* DeathStar zooms after Ripple
* Gravedigger starts using his regeneration
[DeathStar> It's too dark to be running around, Andrew!
* Ripple comes streaking past grave, both warp blades out
[Spirit> I'll be fine... yuck...
* Snipe holds onto the board for dear life.
[Ripple> I'm not running.  I'm gonna kill things.l
[Spirit> Don't be reckless
[Ripple> NRP: werent you taken by the sludge?
* Gravedigger flips up to the ceiling and morphs some claws, holding in
[Snipe> NRP: Yes.
* Gravedigger on, even
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[Snipe> Ceiling: *shifts*
[Ripple> NRP: in that case, you should be screaming for help.. or something
[Spirit> NRP: Wha?  Did I miss something?
[Gravedigger> ...the hell?
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o UO
[Snipe> Sludges: *eat Grave*
[Ripple> NRP: [DeathStar> They're running off with Spirit!
[Gravedigger> NOT AGAIN!
* Gravedigger slashes at them wildly
[Snipe> NRP: Down to 8,000!
[Spirit> NRP: The one line I didn't see... just my luck
[Snipe> Sludges: *throw grave up*
[Spirit> [GET ME OUT OF HERE!>
* Gravedigger drops to the ground
* Ripple blazes after Spirit, following her telepathic signature
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[Gravedigger> Unh...this sucks, this REALLY sucks...
*** UO is now known as garland
*** garland is now known as Garland
[Gravedigger> NRP: S'that a pause?
[Ripple> NRP: Yea
[Dias> NRP: aye.
[Snipe> NRP: *Watches his guy get netsplitted*
[Snipe> NRP: Heey, freaky!
[Ripple> NRP: happened to me a couple times too.  Its weird watching yourself get 'split
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*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Garland
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Spirit
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Snipe
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Gravedigger
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Ripple
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dias
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Lactose
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ripple
*** Ripple sets mode: +oooo Dias Garland Gravedigger Lactose
*** Ripple sets mode: +oo Snipe Spirit
[Garland> .......bad day for a session, huh?
[Dias> NRP: The coming of DS has brough much ebil
[Dias> NRP: err...evil
[Snipe> NRP: Heeey!
[Ripple> NRP: *sneezes and a large piano drops on Dias8
[Gravedigger> NRP: Go?
* DeathStar zooms next to Ripple
[DeathStar> Where did they go?
[Dias> NRP: OUCH!
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[Ripple> NRP: AUGH
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o DS
[Garland> NRP: craaaaap?
[Ripple> NRP: go?
[DS> NRP: no
*** DS is now known as Snipe
* #taw is being logged
[Snipe> NRP: Now
* Ripple mentally points, using Psionics
* DeathStar zooms that way
* Gravedigger gets up and starts regeneration his health again
* Ripple blazes that way, flying above the ground
[Snipe> Regeneration: *fails*
[Gravedigger> NRP: Waaaaaahhhhh!
* DeathStar grabs the slug with spirit and slashes it open
* Garland heals Grave 5 HP/sec
[Snipe> NRP: *grins evilly* Payback, is mine!
* Ripple catches Spirit as she falls from the slug
* Gravedigger moves his hand and sees it get less stable.
[DeathStar> There's a command center back there.  We'll hide in there.
[Gravedigger> Great....not a good day to morph...nooooo sir....
* DeathStar zooms backwards
* Snipe rides
[Spirit> Oof.  That's the second time today, I must be luck ^^
[Spirit> NRP: lucky even
* DeathStar rides into the command center
* Ripple flys holding spirit, the way he came
[Ripple> Either that, or I just happen to be in the right place at the right time.
* DeathStar hops off the board and begins to fix the door to seal the sludges out
* Snipe walks off and runs out, yelling for Garland and Grave to get over here
* Ripple helps, using his ripplewave to seal the door
* Snipe runs back in and goes over to the computer screens, just blinking
* Garland blurs, and is then in front of Snipe
[Garland> Hi.
[Snipe> NRP: AH!  You appeared in the computer!
* Gravedigger rolling dives through
[Snipe> Sludges: *runs at the door*
[Ripple> NRP: *presses delete key*
[DeathStar> ...look, they are running...
[Garland> NRP; reather, flying upside down in his face
[Gravedigger> SHUTITSHUTITSHUTITSHUTIT!
* DeathStar slams the door shut
[Snipe> ...
* Gravedigger starts ringing the goo out of his cloak
[Gravedigger> Gaahhhh...
[Garland> Need light now?
[DeathStar> Go ahead.
* Ripple focuses and ignites a plasma ball in his palm
[Ripple> Should I seal the door
[DeathStar SOUND]
[DeathStar> Go ahead.
* Garland makes a few balls of light around the room
[Gravedigger> Do we have a steady air supply?
* Snipe watches the door buckle
* Ripple uses the ball to weld teh door shut
[Ripple> Not gonna hold for long...
[DeathStar> Good question.
* Snipe sees there's goo all over the computers
* Spirit holds her sword up as the blade begins to glow a blueish white
[Snipe> We need to try to contact the Fury and get help
[Gravedigger> Other wise the organics are gonna die...
[Garland> .....What is this stuff?
[Snipe> Slime, it seems...
[Ripple> Acid maybe?
[Gravedigger> Ewwy gooey crap that's not gonna come out of my cloak...
* DeathStar goes over to the computers and tries to boot one up
[Garland> Of course slime... but what made it? These slugs?
[Snipe> Comm: Anyone read me?
[Ripple> Probably.
[DeathStar> Definately.
[Dias> NRP: *leans back in the comm station chair asleep*
[Garland> Then what the hell are these slugs?
[Garland> NRP: Nameks!
[DeathStar> Good question.
[Gravedigger> NRP: Slimes! AHHH!
[Ripple> NRP: *piano drops on Dias while he is asleep*
[Snipe> Comm: Anyone?!  *clicks of and only hears static*
[Snipe> I think we're on our own.
[Ripple> Oh goody..
[Ripple> Whats the plan? Blow this place, and get the hell out?
* Ripple scans for any life forms other then the slugs
[Snipe> We came here to save the people on here.
[Garland> There may be survivors.....
[Snipe> Scan: ~~~~~~
[Gravedigger> Don't suppose a fire would do these things in....
[DeathStar> There's chemicals in there air.  Bad ide.
[Ripple> Salt might.. but its not like we carry lots of salt around..
[Garland> So far only a good old fasion sword slash works best....
[Gravedigger> What if we puncture a wall? Suck 'em out into space?
* DeathStar brings up a computer just to have it die
[Garland> What about us then?
[DeathStar> Air will go out
[Gravedigger> So we figure out escape first, then suck them out.
[Garland> Reploids will be fine, and me for about 20 min, but what about everyone else?
[Snipe> Who's up for trying to find this station's hanger?  Wait, we left it.
[Ripple> ... *starts to say something, but stops, shaking his head*
[DeathStar> ....*crosses arms, looking around the small room*
[DeathStar> All the power's dead...except for these computers.
[Ripple> Ive got my armor on.  Self contained biohazard suit, designed for space.
[Gravedigger> ...These things feed on energy.
[Ripple> Organic in nature.
* DeathStar steps up to a teleporter pad in the corner
[DeathStar> Hmmm...if we could teleport onto a ship and get out of here...
* DeathStar points at the row of teleporters
[DeathStar> We could get out of here.
[Ripple> Do we have enough juice to power them?
[Spirit> Reroute the power from the computers?
[DeathStar> I think the computer's control them.
[Garland> But where are they configured to teleport to though?
[Ripple> Because I still have this *taps belt buckle*
[Gravedigger> Providing there's enough left TO reroute.
[Dias> NRP: *and strangely their are 6 teleportes pads also*
[Ripple> NRP: warp generator
[DeathStar> No, we gotta find a power source.
[Garland> The core?
[DeathStar> ....probably sucked the energy out of it.
[DeathStar> Surprised we have gravity.
[Ripple> Source of light and energy.. i dont think it will have anything in it.
[Garland> Shame no one here is adept to Dark Energy.
[Gravedigger> Okay, what about us? The Reploids, I mean. What if we siphoned some of our energy?
* Snipe hums elevator music
[Spirit> I wonder why these computers still have power then?
[DeathStar> Good question.  I don't yet.
[Ripple> Own generator? Backup power supply?
[Dias> NRP: They're covered in slime!
[Snipe> Squirrel: *leaps at at Ripple* DIE SLUDGES BESTARDS!
[Ripple> NRP: Slimer!
[Garland> NRP: The slime's rich in energy!
* Ripple catches the squirrel
[Ripple> Im not a slug as you can see.
[Snipe> Squirrel: ...MY HEROS!
[Dias> NRP: Tastes just like Flan
[Ripple> NRP: *Drops another piano on Dias* C'mon everyone try it! Its fun!
[Dias> NRP: OUCH! 
* Ripple sets the squirrel down
[Spirit> THAT THING IS STILL ALIVE?!
[DeathStar SOUND]
[Snipe> Squirrel: Chitter chitter!  
[Garland> ... Could the slime be rich in energy?
[DeathStar> Okay, forget the squirrel, we need to get out of here.
[DeathStar> Possiblity.
[Ripple> Just stay calm.. we gotta get outta here alive. THEN we can kill the squirrel
[Dias> NRP: Hook the squirrel up as a power source!
[Snipe> NRP: ... bad idea.
[Spirit> How could that thing have survived?
[Garland> Maybe we could find a way to use the slugs to power the teleporters, assuming they absorbed all the energy on this station.
[Dias> NRP: Buh...squirrel...mitochondria...energy...
* Ripple shrugs
[DeathStar> Possibility.
[Gravedigger> NRP: ...It's a robot, isn't it?
[Ripple> Pure luck it looks like
[DeathStar> NRP: Yes.
[Dias> NRP: Ok...power cell...
[Snipe> Okay, so, we try to lure the sludges IN here?
[Gravedigger> Okay, what if I atteached some lightning, then you used me as a lightning rod?
[Ripple> NRP: Fear the cabbit..
[Ripple> .... Dont know... we could get fried too..
[Ripple> NRP: RUnning gag #2!
[Gravedigger> ...If I was grounded?
[Garland> One slug, a big one maybe>
[Garland> ?
[Ripple> DS, you think my warp field could get us out of here?
[Snipe> NRP: Big Sludge: You caaallled?  *drips saliva*
[DeathStar> ...nope.
[Gravedigger> Yeah...one BIG FAT JUICY slug....
[Garland> But before we do that, we have to figure out hoe to get the energy from it.
[Ripple> NRP: *plugs his toaster into the sludge*
[Garland> IF I'm even remotely right.
[Dias> NRP: Jimmy rig it with some cables
[Snipe> Probably wrong.
[Gravedigger> What if we generate our own energy?
[Ripple> With WHAT?
[Garland> Knowing me, I probably am
[Dias> NRP: The horror of static cling
* DeathStar closes eyes, raises hand out, and energy begins to spark
[Gravedigger> I dunno, spare parts? We construct a tredmill or something.
[Garland> Your Psionics, the Reploids's energy cells, and my Ki?
* DeathStar begins sparking alot of energy and touches a computer, powering it up
[DeathStar> Wadda know...
[Ripple> Nice job DS
[Gravedigger> ...Show off.
[Garland> ...... Or DS could just touch the computer.....
* DeathStar overloads it and it explodes
[Gravedigger> ...
[DeathStar> Damn...I built too much...its like trying to use a blast to power something instead of destroying it.
[Snipe> BRILLIANT
[Garland> .....Lets hope that one didnt control the teleporters.
[Ripple> No kidding
[Gravedigger> ...Isn't that what you were DOING?
[DeathStar> For a second, I was doing that.  Then it went to destroying
[Gravedigger> Yeah, how about we DON'T do that, 'kay?
* Ripple nods
[Snipe> DS, get away from the computer
* DeathStar raises hands and backs away
[Ripple> Lets try my psionics...
[Garland> I have an idea.
[Garland> Wait Ripple.
* Ripple takes a deep breath, and ignites a ripplewave around his fist, crackling with energy
[Garland> I think I know why DS broke the computer.
[Ripple> Why?
[DeathStar> ...
[Snipe> He's an ass, that's why
[Ripple> NRP: HES NOT DS!
[Garland> Too much energy, too little would meerly make it be a brownout.
[Garland> Almost run it.
[Garland> So start out with very little, and then increase it untill it runs.
* Ripple nods
[Ripple> Alright... *the crackling around his fist dimms for a moment, as he touches the computer*
[Garland> If it's up to date the computer's power box would make it work right.
* Ripple very slowly begins increasing the power of his wave
[DeathStar> Computer: *flickers*
* Ripple continues, still slowly
[DeathStar> Computer: *fuse blows and it dies*
* Ripple sags
[Ripple> Almost had it.
* Garland looks at another computer
[Gravedigger> ...And how many computers do we have left?
[Snipe> Oh hell, one one left.
[Garland> New idea...
* Snipe slaps it hard
[Ripple> NRP: *watches as it starts*
[DeathStar> !
[Garland> NRP: *it breaks*
* Snipe watches it boot up
[Garland> .....Geeze.....
[Ripple> NRP: did i call it"
[Snipe> You guys would blow ever---huh?
[Gravedigger> NRP:...Who saw that one coming?
[Spirit> The old mechanics solution...
* Snipe watches it die again
[Spirit> Drat...
[Snipe> ...hey!  *slaps it*
[Garland> whap it again!
[Spirit> Could the slime be interfering with it?
[Snipe> Computer: *nothing*
[Ripple> Could be..
[Garland> you broke it....
* Ripple takes Graves coat and wipes the computer off
* Snipe pulls back arm and punches it, knocking it backwards
[Gravedigger> ...Uh, Rip?
[Snipe> Computer: *comes online, but still off*
* Ripple hands grave his coat back
[Snipe> There, problem fixed.
[DeathStar> ...
[Ripple> Yea Grave?
[Gravedigger> My cloak was covered in slime...
[Snipe> ...*sighs*
[Ripple> .. Meh.  now its even thicker.
* Garland checks the door
[DeathStar SOUND]
[Snipe> Door: *all is quiet*
[Gravedigger> How the living people doing on air?
[Snipe> ...getting...harder to breathe....
[Garland> It's too quiet...
[Ripple> Im fine.. I've got my armor on.. but i've only got a half hour left in my tanks
[Garland> ....I wouldn't notice.....
[Spirit> I'm glad this armour has a build in air supply...
* DeathStar grabs the computer and begins to charge up
[DeathStar> ...slowly...
[Ripple> DS, send any excess energy through me *touches DS's sholder*
* DeathStar has one had turn gold and the other blue
[DeathStar> You don't want that...
[Dias> NRP: AHH!! GOLD AND BLUE DS
[Ripple> I've taken worse.
[DeathStar> NRP: ....
[DeathStar> NRP: His hands!
[Garland> NRP: Boy Scouts! Blue and Gold!
[Ripple> NRP: *drops a piano on Dias again*
[Gravedigger> NRP: He's got more colors than Pokemon!
[DeathStar> ....*charges up, cooling the computer from heating and the other pumping energy*
[DeathStar> You ready, then, Ripple?
* Ripple grits his teeth
[Ripple> Lets go.
[Snipe> Computer: *flickers, slowly charging up too much energy*
* Spirit winces at the thought.
[Garland> slow down DS...
[Gravedigger> ...Great, now instead of the computers blowing up, THEY'RE gonna blow up...
* DeathStar releases the excessive energy, blowing Ripple back literally (20,000 AP)
* Garland catches Rip
[Snipe> Holy sweet mother of God!
* Ripple screams, landing back against a wall, smoking
* Gravedigger winces
[Gravedigger> Eeeee....
[Snipe> Computer: *goes normally, then starts building up too much energy again*
[Ripple> *grunts, blood on his lips* that..all.. you..got..?
[Garland> NRP: Wonder how many Microwaves that'd run.
[DeathStar> All you're going to get...
* Ripple shakes his head, standing slowly
[DeathStar SOUND]
[Snipe> ComputeR: *begins heating*
[DeathStar> Anywhere I can discharge this energy without hitting the computer?
[Ripple> ..... *touches DS's sholder again*
[DeathStar> ...you insane fool, it'll KILL you
[Gravedigger> ...Out the door?
[Dias> NRP: Feed them with so much energy they pop like a pimple
[Snipe> Computer: *flickers*
[Ripple> .. Wait DS, *uses his armor to string a wire of bio-metal to the door form DS
[DeathStar> ...*is biting tongue down, trying to take some of the energy himself*
[Ripple> Try it..
* Ripple is armorless, and having trouble breathing
* DeathStar shoots it at the door, the entire room being thrown from it
* DeathStar the door heats and explodes
[Snipe> WHOA!
* Snipe ducks
[Snipe> Squirrel: AAAAAH
[Gravedigger> ...SLUGS!
* Spirit falls to the ground.
* Ripple ducks as shrapnal flys over his head
[Snipe> Sludges: *come running*
[Dias> NRP:Mmm....roast slugs
[Snipe> Computer: *is completely powered
* DeathStar lets go, hands going normal
* Gravedigger grabs what he can of the door and puts it back together
[DeathStar> Okay, we've done it.
[Ripple> Get us out of here! *checks on Spirit*
* DeathStar begins to powerup the teleporters
* Spirit gets up and dusts herself off.
* Ripple withdraws the bio-metal, and activates the armor
[Gravedigger> ...Don't suppose we can throw the squirrel to those things, could we?
[Ripple> Dont think so.
[Snipe> Squirrel: *leaps in one teleporter*
* Ripple steps on the teleporter, stumbling from the pain
* Snipe steps into another one as the energy begins to heat up in them
[Gravedigger> Grreaaattt...
* Garland helps Ripple on
* Gravedigger pitches door debris at the slugs
* Spirit steps up onto a pad
[Snipe> Sludges: *eat Grave*
* Gravedigger dives into the transport
[Ripple> NRP: LOL
[DeathStar> ...okay...cordnets locked
* Garland slashes Grave free
[Ripple> Then get us out of here...
* Garland jumps on
[DeathStar> ...I think I can teleported us directly into the shuttle out there...lets hope it works
[Gravedigger> HAH! No Gravey for you! Next!
[DeathStar> ...situated?
[Garland> As always.
[Snipe> Squirrel: Throw the bloody switch!
[Snipe> ...LETS GO!
[Gravedigger> GOGOGOGOGOGO!
[Ripple> Im ready to go. *armor begins healing the internal damage*
* DeathStar turns around and sees a giant sludge heading for them
[DeathStar> ...eeep
[Ripple> DS, GET UP HERE NOW
* Gravedigger starts blasting at it
* DeathStar hits the button and the transport activate, DS leaping in
[DeathStar> ..here...we go...
* Ripple fires a huge ball of plasma at the slug as he disappears
[Gravedigger> DIIIII-*
* DeathStar vanishes
* Snipe winks out
[Snipe> Squirrel: *fades away*
[Ripple> NRP: everyone else stays
[Ripple> NRP: j/k
[Garland> NRP: LOL
[DeathStar> NRP: ROFLMAO
[DeathStar> PAUSE
Session Close: Sun Feb 27 18:14:39 2000


Session Start: Sun Feb 27 18:16:54 2000
* Logging #taw to '#taw.log'
[Snipe> NRP: No talking until I tell you your fates
[Snipe> NRP: You'll have...a new outlook on life.
*** Enforcer (FloatingH@sktnsk01d050601146.sk.sympatico.ca) has joined #taw
*** Ripple has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Enforcer)))
*** Enforcer is now known as Ripple
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Ripple
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ripple
[DeathStar> Location: A shuttle
[Gravedigger> *-IIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *keeps firing off blasts until he realizes the slug's gone, and that he's not firing anything*
[Dias> NRP: IDIOT!
[Gravedigger> ...The 'ell?
* Ripple sags forward, weak from forming that plasma ball
* Gravedigger checks his cannon, only to see paws
[Snipe> Squirrel: *trips on his two legS*
[Snipe> Squirrel: AAAAH!  *splatters into goo*
[Gravedigger> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
* Garland runs his hand through his hair
[Garland> .....wah???
[Gravedigger> I'm a squirrel!
[Ripple> .. We've got company...
* Garland feels no locks of hair
[Snipe> I'm a gooy GRAVE!
[Gravedigger> I'm THE squirrel!
* Spirit sighs and let's herself fall into a chair, surprised to hear it creak
[Ripple> AHHH
* Garland checks himself over
[Garland> What the hell!?
[Spirit> o.O
* Ripple looks the body hes in over
* Gravedigger hops up and down, then lunges at Snipe
* DeathStar remains on the ground, not moving
[Ripple> .... Why am I in spirits body?
* Snipe is on the ground, no moving
[Gravedigger> GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU BASTARD!
[Spirit> What's going on here?
[Dias> NRP: Bad Ripple. Don't get any bad ideas now.
* Garland looks at himself
[Dias> NRP: And remember Rip, if her body. You can't pee standing up
[DeathStar SOUND]
[Ripple> NRP: DS, permission to kill Dias.  totally
[Gravedigger> NRP: Wait....who's me? Snipe or the squirrel?
[Snipe> NRP: Squirrel
[DeathStar> NRP: Go ahead.
[Ripple> NRP: Whos got MY body?
* Garland points at Spirit
[Dias> NRP: Oh crap....*looks up for any pianos*
[Garland> .....Me?
* Gravedigger lept at the Grave/Squirrel then
[Ripple> NRP: *grins wickedly*
[Ripple> Uhh.. This feels weird..
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: AAAAH!  *oozes away*
* Spirit doesn't seem to be TOO worried.
[Gravedigger> YOU CHITTERING LITTLE BASTARD!
* Gravedigger throws shock bolts at Grave/Squirrel
* Garland finally realizes who he is
[Garland> Gaaah!
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: AAAAH!  *is fried*
[Ripple> NRP: Dias! Look over there! *points behind him*
* Gravedigger puts his paw over his eyes
[Dias> NRP: I ain't falling for that one.
[Gravedigger> I just fried my beautiful bod...
[Spirit> This isn't fun.
[Ripple> .....  You are NOT kidding..
* DeathStar remains on the ground, not moving
[Garland> DS?
* Snipe is motionless, not breathing
* Garland walks over to him
* DeathStar is deactivated
[Gravedigger> ...Great, the Bicker twins are dead...
* Garland props him up
[DeathStar SOUND]
[Garland> .....Hrm... He never did tell me where his on switch was.....
[Garland> !deathstar tgc-tyc.mid
[Dias> NRP: You don't want to know
* Ripple checks out balance
* Gravedigger cries
* Snipe is dead
* Spirit plays [Slayers_-_Dont_Be_Discouraged_-_Heartbeat_Mix.mp3] - 6596k - [i²]
* Ripple checks on snipe
[Gravedigger> I'm a freaking squirrel...chitter...
* Garland walks over to himself/Spirit
* Gravedigger grabs his mouth
[Dias> NRP: Wouldn't Snipe be losing braincells quite rapidly now
[Garland> What the hell happened?
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: AAAAH!  *oozes over*
[Ripple> Snipe... SNIPE
[Snipe> NRP: Yep
* Ripple smacks snipe
* Snipe doesn't breathe
[Gravedigger> My God, I just chittered...
[Ripple> .. hey ME! Get your ass over here!
[Gravedigger> DIFIBULATORS!
* Gravedigger hops towards to the back to get the first aid kit
[Dias> NRP: Thought so...there goes one...and another..OH and look now he's paralyzed from the waist down. WEll no worrys about him every having kids
[Spirit> I wish I knew!  I don't like this set up...  And I thought I was badly off before!
* Gravedigger comes back struggling with a med case
* DeathStar falls over, deactivated
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [Now I know how you feel>
[Gravedigger> ....Guh....coulda been worse...I could have been put into a rat....
[Ripple> ... Wheres my body? *looks around*
* Garland can't help but stare at himself
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: ...I Feel..so...naked.
[Ripple> NRP: RATSHOOT!
[Gravedigger> NRP: Hee hee.
* Garland looks for an on swithch on DS
* Gravedigger finally lugs it over
[Ripple> NRP: Your gonna regret saying that.
[Garland> God.... He's heavier than I remember...
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: ...oozing..oozing away...heeeeelp
[Spirit> I want my body back... ;_;
* Ripple sighs, and tries to heal Snipe's body, as best he/she can
[Gravedigger> ...You stupid squirrel! Stop that or I'll never be able to be solid again! My body's unstable!
* Garland gets zapped by a wire
[Ripple> Boy, This healing is weird in this body..
[Garland> Gah! *jumps back in fear, but okay*
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: *is almost 100% a puddle*
* Gravedigger gets out the difibulator and puts it on Snipe's chest
[Gravedigger> Clear!
* Gravedigger shocks him
* Snipe body jumps
[Spirit> *To Ripple* [Atleast you have a body to go back to...>
[Gravedigger> C'mon you stupid ass, LIVE.
[Ripple> *To Spirit* [.... why dont you have a body?  and WHO exactly are you thats taken over Spirits body?  I know your a friend... but I have to know..>
[Gravedigger> Hey, HI, our leader's dying over here!
[Ripple> .. Whoevers in my body, use my healing on him!
[Ripple> NRP: dear god that felt weird to type that..
[Dias> Comm: Fury to shuttle. Can anyone hear me?
[Garland> Who's your body>
[Garland> ?
[Snipe> NRP: Wait until you change nicks
[Ripple> I'm Ripple... So, your talking from my body...
[Garland> ....Ah.... how do I heal? *notices he's really beat up*
[Gravedigger> And someone put my body in the freezer!
* Snipe is so going
[Ripple> .. Concentrate.. its in your genetic makeup.
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: *is a puddle*
[Garland> ...I see.
* Ripple has been healing while talking for the past like 10 minutes
* Garland tries
* Gravedigger shocks the puddle
[Snipe> Grave/Squirrel: GAH
*** Garland is now known as Ripple`
[Spirit> NRP: We keep our psi powers?  Or are they stuck to the bodies?
[Ripple`> NRP: so we all know
[Dias> Comm: Fury to shuttle. Plz respond
[Ripple> NRP:... thats gonna be weird.
[Ripple> Someone answer that
* Ripple` takes the comm, healining
*** Ripple is now known as Rip_in_spirits_Body
* Snipe has been dead for two minutes or so
[Gravedigger> I can't, I'm too busy making this stupid squirrel into me again.
[Ripple`> Comm: I'm here
*** Gravedigger is now known as Squirrel
* Rip_in_spirits_Body keeps healing Snipe
*** Spirit is now known as `Garland`
[Dias> NRP: There is no hope for Snipe.
[Dias> Comm: Do you need in help?
[Rip_in_spirits_Body> NRP: Permission to piano?
[Snipe> NRP: Aye
* `Garland` helps out how he can... not very easily
[Ripple`> COMM: Yeah, we do, need a repair crew and medics.
[Rip_in_spirits_Body> NRP: *Drops an anvil ladin piano on Dias*
[Rip_in_spirits_Body> Comm: Lots of medics
[Snipe> Shuttle: *being foreigner, shudders to life*
[Dias> Comm: Aright...
* Ripple` walks up to Garland
[Snipe> Shuttle: *lifts off and flies away from the station, heading into deep space*
[Ripple`> I hope it's not to odd for you.... You're.... who now?
[Dias> Fury: *flies towards the shuttle*
*** Rip_in_spirits_Body is now known as `Spirit`
[Snipe> Shuttle: *outruns it*
* Squirrel shocks the puddle again
[Snipe> Gravedigger: STOP THAT!
[Dias> Comm: Get back here!
* `Spirit` keeps healing
[Squirrel> Then concentrate on being me again!
[`Garland`> *To Ripple* [I guess I better explain...>
* DeathStar slides around
* Ripple` is healing himself
[`Garland`> Er... What am I supposed to do?
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *Forms into a squirrel*
* Squirrel shocks the squirrel
[`Spirit`> *To Spirit* [that would be nice...>
[Squirrel> ME! The Gravedigger ME!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: OW!  SAVE YOUR COMMANDER!
[Ripple`> ..... It feels.. odd.... being Human.
[Dias> Fury: *Tries to lock the tractor beam on*
* `Spirit` keeps healing Snipe
[`Spirit`> DONT MAKE ME KILL ALL OF YOU!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *forms into gravedigger*
* DeathStar hits the back door
* Ripple` check's DS's wiring, trying to fix him
[Squirrel> Now STAY that way. If you start to deform, CONCENTRATE.
* Snipe has been dead going on four minutes
[Dias> NRP: Snipe, is so gonna be brain dead
[`Garland`> *To Ripple* [To answer your previous question...  Well... my death certificate was signed way back in november -.->
[Snipe> Shuttle: *keeps going faster*
[Snipe> NRP: Healing is stopping that
* `Spirit` Continues healing
[Dias> Comm: Umm...you guys think you could possibly stop the ship?
* Squirrel shocks Snipe again
* Snipe coughs
[`Spirit`> *To Spirit* [... your a friend.. december... Em?>
* Ripple` gets up and stand next to Garland
[Ripple`> ....Damn I'm tall.
[Squirrel> Snipe, you livin'?
[Snipe> ...man, I ache in my head....
[Snipe> ...don't know about Snipe, but I am.  Thanks for asking.
* Snipe sits up
[`Spirit`> NRP: Im 5'11"... your only a few inches taller then me
[Squirrel> ...Crap.
[Snipe> Gee, thanks.
[Squirrel> Someone get working on the other body....
[Ripple`> NRP: Garland's almost 7 ft....
[Dias> NRP: But his eyes were so lower in his head tho
[`Garland`> *To Ripple* [My name is Emily... Emily Snow... but I don't know if you'd remember me...>
[`Garland`> This really sucks
[`Spirit`> NRP: really?  Whoa.
* Ripple` glares at Garland
[Ripple`> Uuhh.. you mean Spirit over there....
[Dias> Comm: Umm, peoples. If you want medical help. your going to have to stop.
[Snipe> ...my stomach hurts...from a pain I've never felt before..
[`Spirit`> *To Spirit* [I remember you.... You dont forget when one of the enhanced dies..>
[Squirrel> HELLO? GET CRACKING ON THE OTHER BODY! I THINK SNIPE'S DS, AND DS IS SNIPE!
[Snipe> Say what?
[`Garland`> Great... That's just what we need...
* `Spirit` switches, and goes to work on DS, all his computer and tech knowlege coming handy
[Squirrel> I'm a pissy little roborodent, do what i say!
[Snipe> That's impossible.  I'm a reploid.  He's human.  You can't switch that.  You'd die
[Snipe> Gravedigger: Wheeee...
[`Garland`> Er, you did
[Ripple`> ......DS?
[Snipe> ...what?
* Ripple` walks up to Snipe
[Ripple`> .....yep, your Snipe...
[Dias> NRP: Technically no. it'ld be like making them both cyborgs. think of switching hte brains.
[Snipe> ...I'm WHO?
[Ripple`> err... DS... err..
[`Spirit`> ... What.. I said..
[Ripple`> Your DS in Snipe.
* Squirrel leaps up and down on Ds's body
[Snipe> ..*looks down*
* DeathStar reaches up and grabs the squirrel
* DeathStar and loses control of arm
[DeathStar> Wha!
[Squirrel> Gack!
* DeathStar arm hits the ground
* Ripple` grabs hold of DS
* Squirrel panic shocks DS/Snipe
[Dias> NRP: HEY! DS finally has genitallia! IT all makes sense now.
[Ripple`> Slow down Snipe!
[DeathStar> ...*doesn't feel it* Whoa...didn't hurt
[Squirrel> Oh YEAH?
[`Spirit`> *To Spirit* [I also remember how you died.... I was at that assault. I felt the pain...>
* Squirrel bites his hand
* DeathStar grimaces and drops him
[DeathStar> DUMB SQUIRREL!
[DeathStar> DIE!
* DeathStar grabs him by the throt
* Ripple` hits DS
[Squirrel> oOw! EEK!
[DeathStar> I'm doing this for Gra---OW!
* DeathStar glares at Ripple
[Ripple`> Stop it.
[DeathStar> What was THAT for?
[`Garland`> *To Ripple* [Not as much as I did... ^.~   I'm not entirely sure how I survived, but, here I am...>
[Squirrel> I'm too ugly to die!
[Ripple`> look at yourself...
[Dias> Comm: Hello...Shuttle. Slow down.
* DeathStar looks down
[DeathStar> Shuttle: *speeds up*
[Ripple`> If you havn't noticed, your a reploid.
[`Spirit`> Just CALM DOWN all of you!
[DeathStar> HOLY SWEET JESUS!
[DeathStar> I'M DEATH STAR!
[DeathStar> God NO!
* Ripple` tries to re attach the arm
[Snipe> Gee, thanks...
* Squirrel prys loose of DS and jumps into the pilot's seat
[`Spirit`> ... Garland, see if you can figure out how to slow the shuttle down
[DeathStar> NRP: Arm is attached, hard to control
* Ripple` looks at spirit
[Snipe> Uh, Grave, you can't fly.
[Squirrel> I'm the squirrel, I'll fly.
[Ripple`> Me?
[Snipe> Gravedigger: SAY WHAY?!
[DeathStar> AAH, STOP THE SQUIRREL!
* Snipe stands up wobbily
[Snipe> Whoaaa!
* Squirrel grabs the controls and tries to slowt he shuttle down
[`Garland`> I never learned to pilot...
[Snipe> Shuttle: *spins out of control*
* Ripple` catches Snipe
* Squirrel puts his paws over his eyes
* `Spirit` sighs
[Squirrel> EEEEEEEEEE!!!!
[`Spirit`> We're dead.
* Snipe walks forward, grabs the Squirrel, and puts him off
* Snipe sits down
[Snipe> ...*slows the shuttle down*
[Ripple`> Gackk.... I guess we both need to find out what it's like to be human....
* Ripple` sits next to DS
[Snipe> Alright, here we go...
* Snipe powers down the boosters
[Ripple`> NRP: err Snipe
[Dias> Fury: *finally catches up to the shuttle and activate the tractor beam*
[DeathStar> ...and he didn't do this as DS...AAH, CAN't SEE OUT MY EYE!
[`Spirit`> Calm DOWN!
[`Spirit`> Its his scanner eye
[DeathStar> ...oh.
[Snipe> Somethings are better not telling Snipe.
[Ripple`> Hey Sni---- DS, explain how to work the eye for D--Snipe.
* `Spirit` shakes his head
[Ripple`> ...I see.
[`Spirit`> NRP: Force of habit.
* `Spirit` shakes her head
* Ripple` keeps bowing his hair out of his eyes
* DeathStar wobbles around
[Dias> Fury: *brings the shuttle into the hangar bay*
* Ripple` takes off that white-head band thing
* Squirrel hops p and down
[Ripple`> Man... is it cold in here?
* `Spirit` sits down
* Dias knocks on the shuttle door
[Squirrel> Out of all the freaking bodies....
* DeathStar waves hand around
[Snipe> ...*sighs* Nightmare...
* Ripple` looks at DS----Snipe
* `Spirit` looks at Himself
* Dias pounds on the shuttle door
* DeathStar raises hand blows the shuttle door up
[DeathStar> WHA!
[`Spirit`> Whatever you do, dont shave my head.. rip..garland..
[Snipe> Ack!  Snipe, you idiot!
* Squirrel leaps onto Dias' face
[Dias> GACK! WHAT THE HELL!
[Squirrel> HEEEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEEEEE!
[Dias> AHH!! SQUIRREL ON MY FACE! *grabs it and tosses it to the ground stepping on it*
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *leaps into Spirit's armor, head getting stuck* CHICKY!
[Squirrel> AHH!
[Ripple`> NRP: reminds me of that Stargate SG-1 ep.
* Squirrel shocks Dias
[Dias> AYAYAYAYA!!!
* `Spirit` rips out the squirrel from her armor
[`Spirit`> Your a dead squirrel.
* Snipe fears Snipe blowing the station up as him
[Squirrel> AHHH! THAT STUPID SQUIRREL!
[Ripple`> Spir-----RIpple, you got something to keep this hair out of my eyes?
[Snipe> Gravedigger: CHICKY!!
* Squirrel shocks Grave/Squirrel
* Dias walks over to Snipe
[`Spirit`> NRP: this session is gonna be hard as hell to read..
[Snipe> Gravedigger: GAAAHA
[Dias> So how'ld it go Snipe?
[Snipe> ...*doesn't pay attention to Dias*
[`Garland`> NRP: You can say that again
[DeathStar> Huh?  I'm over here Dias
* `Spirit` crushes the squirrel's neck with her hand
* Dias looks at DS
[`Garland`> Oh no... Not Dumbass...
[Dias> WhaT? 
[`Spirit`> Use the headband...
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *is snapped*
[Squirrel> SPIR-Ahhhhhh, whoever! It's my bod! Leave it alone!
[Ripple`> .....is that what I sound like when I curse??
[DeathStar> I'm Snipe
[`Spirit`> NRP: Its liquidish.. it wont be snapped.. just squished a bit
[Dias> But...he's Snipe *points at him* And your DS *points at you*
[Snipe> I'm a HUMAN...and I think I'm hungry...
[DeathStar> Body switch, I think...
[Dias> Headhurts...To much.
[`Spirit`> .. This is going to be a weird experiance.
* Ripple` moves over to Snipe
[`Spirit`> How do you do this Spirit?
* Snipe glances at Ripple
[Snipe> Who are you/
[Ripple`> I guess now you can know what it's like to be full...
[Squirrel> Somebody call secuirty and have my body put in stasis....
[Ripple`> ...Garland?
[Snipe> Garland?
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [*yawn* Do what...?>
* Dias looks at Spirit
[Dias> So who's in your body?
* Ripple` looks around
* `Spirit` Blinks
[Ripple`> I think Spirit's in me...
* `Garland` looks confused.
[Snipe> ...who/
[Snipe> What?
[`Spirit`> ... Im ripple... Spirits over there *points to Garlands body*
[Snipe> Where!?
[Dias> So....your Rip?
[DeathStar> MY HEAD!  HURTS!
[DeathStar> Confusion!
[`Spirit`> NRP: Soo does mine..
[DeathStar> NRP: You're who?
[`Spirit`> [Spirit?!>
[Dias> God I hope it's not her time of the month. 
[`Spirit`> NRP: Who said that?
[DeathStar> NRP: Who are you/
[`Spirit`> NRP: I dont know.. who are you?
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [You expected...?>
[DeathStar> NRP: I'm DS
[Squirrel> NRP: I'm Batman.
[DeathStar> NRP: Who's Lactose?
[`Spirit`> NRP: BOB!
[Ripple`> NRP: that corpse over th------ *drools*
[`Spirit`> [... I.. expected emily...>
* Snipe wobbles around
[Dias> Umm...*whistles and the Med team comes running in*
[`Spirit`> NRP: hang on... im SO confused..
* DeathStar raises hand and almost blows the medTeam up
[DeathStar> ACK!
[`Spirit`> NRP: *drinks vodka to clear his mind*
[Squirrel> Dude, someone put my body on ice!
* DeathStar psins around and punches a clear hole through the wall
[DeathStar> Wha?!  *falls back and smashes through the wall*
[Dias> MY GOD! DS...er Snipe..ER DS..Whoever the hell you are. Don't move!
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [Emily?  But... She's dead!>
[`Spirit`> Uhh, D....Snipe... watch what your doing..
* DeathStar lands on the ground, denting it
[Snipe> ..what a goof!  *trips*
* Ripple` helps DS up
[DeathStar> YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS DS!
* Ripple` smacks DS
[Dias> That's it! All of you, TO THE MEDBAY! PRONTO!
[Snipe> GO TO TELL SNIPE!
[`Spirit`> [Uhh...  what do you remember of the past week? >
[DeathStar> Tell?
[`Garland`> [Okay, now this is confusing...>
[DeathStar> OW!
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [I... I can't remember...>
[Ripple`> Uh... Garland come over here?
[DeathStar> AAH, I HEAR PSIONICS!
[DeathStar> Psionics?  I don't hear anything
[Squirrel> Put Gravedigger on ice!
[Snipe> NRP: I said that
[DeathStar> OUT OF MY HEAD!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: Chitter..
[`Spirit`> [I completly understand.. Sorry Snipe..>
[Dias> *the medteam make there way cautiosly over to the group*
[Squirrel> ...What did you say about my mother?
[Snipe> Gravedigger: She's a good chicky!@
[Squirrel> I'LL KILL YOU!
* Squirrel lunges at Grave/Squirrel
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *reforms and runs*
[`Spirit`> NRP: *roots for the squirrels*
* Ripple` walks over to spirit
[Ripple`> .... this is what it's like to be humna?
* `Spirit` looks at Ripple/gar
[DeathStar> ...my head...
[`Garland`> [This is really messed up...>
* Snipe falls over on his head
[`Spirit`> ... All the time...
[Dias> Everyone. TO MEDBAY!
[Ripple`> Garland: I hope it's not to disorienting...
* Squirrel tackles his body
* Dias pushes Snipe onto the elevator
* `Spirit` looks at Garland/Spirit
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *turns into goo*
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [Hey!  Someone else is in my body... What's going on here?!>
[Squirrel> NOO!
* Squirrel shocks the goo
[Snipe> HEY!
[Snipe> Stop shoving, Dias!
* Dias grabs the squirrel and tosses him into a cage
[Squirrel> AHHH!
* Squirrel shocks wildly
* DeathStar stands up
[`Spirit`> [I'm in your body..... it was a weirdo body switch thing...>
[Squirrel> PUT MY BODY ON ICE!
[Dias> Cage: *absorbs the shocks*
* DeathStar fires another blast, tearing through the walls
[DeathStar> ACK!
* Dias scoops up the blob with a glass jar
[Snipe> That idiot is going to blow the station up!
* Ripple` tackles DS, or tries to
[Squirrel> SNIPE! DEATHSTAR! SOMONE!
[Squirrel> HEEEELLLPPPP!
* Dias tosses the jar to Snipe/DS
* DeathStar falls over
[DeathStar> ACK!
[Ripple`> Stop shooting things!
* Snipe grabs it
[`Spirit`> [All I know is its confusing as hell.>
* DeathStar begins to build energy and blows Ripple off
[Squirrel> DEATHSTAR! SAVE ME!
[DeathStar> AAAH, PANIC BLAST!
[Snipe> You, or the blob/
* Dias tosses the caged squirrel to Snipe/DS
[Ripple`> GAH!
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [I need some tylonel...>
[Squirrel> ...MEEE!
* Snipe grabs it
* Snipe grees Grave
* Ripple` walks up to Garland
[Dias> Someone deactivate DS.err..Snipe
* `Spirit` hands Spirit/Garland some tylonel
[DeathStar> ....
[Squirrel> Lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeout, I gotta reform my body before it stays a puddle!
* Snipe pops the Squirrel out
[Ripple`> contract the area *points to a point on Gar* There.
[`Spirit`> NRP: http://www.mutantwatch.com !
[Snipe> I feel...light
[Ripple`> Thats tylenol.
* Squirrel grabs the jar and breaks it, then shocks the goo again
[Squirrel> Reform, you idiot!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *Reforms*
* `Spirit` sighs
[Squirrel> DIAS! Put him on ice!
* `Garland` looks at the Tylonel
* DeathStar runs and begins to stumble forward
[`Garland`> What's this for? o.O
[`Spirit`> NRP: How much longer? I've got supper
* DeathStar lands on the Squirrel
[Ripple`> NRP: It's a gland....
[`Spirit`> .....
[Squirrel> GACK!
[Dias> Fine...*orders the medbay to grab a freezer
[`Spirit`> You asked for it..
[DeathStar> NRP: It looked like you were having so much fun
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *runs off*
[`Garland`> No I didn't...
[`Spirit`> NRP: Hooooooooo boy, hello confusing time
[Snipe> ...*looks under his shirt*
[Squirrel> Gra-ack...HIM!
[Ripple`> Didn't you say you had a headache?
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [I said it>
* DeathStar rolls off
[Squirrel> Someone grab my body!
* `Spirit` sighs
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *leaps in an elevator and escapes*
[`Spirit`> [Err, you know your sharing the body your currently in with Emily right?>
[DeathStar> He got away, Grave..
[Dias> Screw this. *walks into an elevator
[Dias> Elevator:"
* DeathStar follows Dias
[Dias> Elevator: Slasher's room.
[Ripple`> NRP: I'm getting confused, Garland's not advanced and yet he's talking in Psi
[Squirrel> Dias! Arm the MPs' with freeze rays and send them after him!
[Dias> Do it yourself
[Ripple`> NRP: he can talk, but not privately...
[Dias> NRP: He's in your body tho.
[Squirrel> I'm a squirrel, damn you!
[Snipe> ....I smell funny
* Squirrel gets an idea
[DeathStar> HEY!
[`Garland`> [Spirit>[No I'm not...>
[Squirrel> Snipe, contact the MPs, tell them to grab freeze rays and to apprehend Grave, freeze him on sight!
[DeathStar> NRP: Warning: Incoming Game
[DeathStar> ...*does so, but they laugh at him*
[DeathStar> I'm SNIPE dammit!
* DeathStar listens to them laugh harder
[`Spirit`> [... Well, I hate to say it, but you are....  Somehow Emily survived being killed, and... borrowed your mind for a while..>
[Ripple`> NRP: OKAY, WHO'S IN MY BODY? Cause I'm lost by this [Spirit> crap.
[DeathStar> ...
[Squirrel> Okay, DeathStar, do what I just told Snipe to do!
[DeathStar> LISTEN TO ME!
[`Spirit`> NRP: S, its up to you to explain...
* Snipe walks over
[`Spirit`> NRP: Im almost lost by this..
[`Garland`> [Baka... I think I will need that tylonel now after all...>
[Snipe> I am the great ass Snipe.  Do as Death Star, the great, told you to
[DeathStar> You!
* DeathStar punches Death Star into the elevator
[`Spirit`> NRP:LOL
[Snipe> OW!
* Squirrel puts his paws over his eyes and cries
* Ripple` points at the area in Gar's chest again
* Snipe falls into the elevator
[Snipe> My jaw!
[Ripple`> That area.
[`Garland`> ?
[Squirrel> I'll never get my body back, and it'll be a puddle of goo....WAAAAAHHHH!
[Dias> Elevator: You wanna take me now or later?
[Ripple`> You contract that area, and you get tylenol.
* Snipe passes out
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [But I'm the one who needed it!>
[DeathStar> Whoa, cool, I got god like strength!
[DeathStar> I can dominate the world!
* `Spirit` shakes his head
[Ripple`> What!?
* `Garland` tries.
[Ripple`> NO NOT THERE!
[Dias> Elevator...Come on
* Ripple` tackles Gar
* DeathStar laughs evilly
[Ripple`> Thats hyper!
[DeathStar> I AM THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE!
[`Garland`> Ack!
[`Spirit`> NRP: Sweet.. I gotta get me some of that..
[DeathStar> NRP: Hyper destroys you
[`Garland`> [Sprit> [Emily being hyper?  That's just what we need...>
[DeathStar> NRP: Wait, Garland activated Hyper?!  He's going to be weakened!!!
* DeathStar picks up Grave the Squirrel with his pinky
[Ripple`> THAT area... *points*
[Squirrel> HEY!
[`Spirit`> D.... Snipe... dont be cocky.
[DeathStar> Whoo hoo
[`Garland`> Okay... This isn't easy...
* Squirrel flips p and bites Snipe/DS
* `Garland` tries again, more carefully.
* DeathStar punches the squirrel through the wall
[DeathStar> Hah!
* Ripple` runs into DS
* Squirrel is like dead now.
[Ripple`> ARE YOU INSANE!?
[DeathStar> Oops...
[DeathStar> OUF!
* DeathStar watches rip land on the ground
* `Spirit` sighs
[DeathStar> ...you insane!?  You can't tackle me!
[Dias> Come on...Damnt elevator
* Snipe is out cold
[`Spirit`> There is no way we are getting our bodies back.  Everyone is killing them off.
[Ripple`> .... *starts powering up, an erie sight for ripple to do*
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [This is crazy...>
[`Spirit`> .... Be careful with my body..
* DeathStar jumps and almost goes through the ceiling
[DeathStar> ACK!
* Ripple` finishes
[DeathStar> How does he control this body!?
[`Spirit`> NRP: You get what I have.  You have my ripplewave.
* DeathStar steps back and is like five feet away
[DeathStar> Wha!
* DeathStar steps forward and runs through the wall
[`Spirit`> Snipe.. STOP MOVING.
[DeathStar> I can't just be a statue!
* Squirrel comes flying out and latches onto Snipe/Ds's head
[Ripple`> Snipe, move with it.
[`Spirit`> Move SLOW..
[Squirrel> ARRRRR! DIE!
* `Spirit` sighs
[DeathStar> ACK!
[Dias> Damnt. I'll take the stairs then *steps out of the elevator and walks over to the stairs*
* Squirrel bites his head
* DeathStar slams head through the wall
[Squirrel> Put me through a wall ,will you???
* Squirrel leaps off
[DeathStar> YOU!
* DeathStar charges blaster
[Ripple`> THINK before you act, Snipe.
* Ripple` runs into DS
[`Spirit`> ... Well.. *to Gar/Spirit* Wanna grab something to eat.. This is all too weird for me... [You too Spirit..>
[Squirrel> I could take you on before Snipe, I can do it again!
[Ripple`> You'll kill'em!
* DeathStar watches rip bounce off
* DeathStar aims the blaster at the squirrel
[`Spirit`> ... Be CAREFUL with my body!
[DeathStar> COME HERE SQUIRREL!
[`Garland`> [Let's get a pizza>
[Ripple`> If I were in my body I could stop him.... DAMN!
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [Just let me figure out where I am first...>
[DeathStar> YOU AND YOUR DAMN ACCENT!
* Squirrel leaps up, runs up his arm, and bites his nose
* `Spirit` uses her speed to pick up the squirrel, and disappear down the hallway.
* DeathStar aims blaster at his face and fires
[Ripple`> !!!!!!
* DeathStar is blown back
[Squirrel> EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee.....*
* `Garland` goes after Spirit
* DeathStar flies through the air
* DeathStar hits the ground
[DeathStar> ....that...hurt..
* Ripple` chases after DS, and when he hits, he runs up and breaks a wire while he's [hopefully] stunned
[Ripple`> Sleep a while!
[`Spirit`> Comm: Ill be in the cafeteria if you need me... Ri.. Garland, come get me when your ready to give my body back.
[DeathStar> ...*throws Ripple through the roof* That wasn't nice
[Dias> *Another explosion is heard and the lights flicker off*
[`Spirit`> NRP: He'd be nearly dead by now.
* Ripple` goes through a warp
[Ripple`> Gah!
[Ripple`> The hell was that!?
[Squirrel> NRP: Hey, I'm a squirrel and he put me through a wall, you think he cares?
* Ripple` chases after Spirit
* DeathStar stands up and runs through the halls, a blur
[Ripple`> Lets do this. I want my body BACK.
[Dias> *the lights flicker back on*
[DeathStar> DIE SQUIRREL!
[Ripple`> I have to stop Snipe.
[`Spirit`> I agree.
[`Garland`> You're lucky -.-
[Ripple`> !!!
[Ripple`> Garland!
[Ripple`> Uuh... Blast DS!
[Squirrel> I wanna tear his ugly head off! Put me down!
[`Garland`> How?!
* `Spirit` drops the squirrel
[`Spirit`> Have fun never being able to get your body back then.
* DeathStar comes running and runs over Grave
[DeathStar> HAH
* DeathStar slams on breaks
[Squirrel> Gack!
[Ripple`> I magine a telephone pole fliying from yout hands agf -THROUGH- DS!
* Squirrel leaps back up
[Squirrel> You're mine, cake-eater!
* DeathStar charges
[DeathStar> YOU'RE DEAD!
[`Garland`> Ummm... Okay!
[Ripple`> God I hope it stuns him back to his senses, at least!
* Squirrel runs up Snipe/Ds's armor
* DeathStar kicks the Squirrel at Garland
[DeathStar> FORE!
* Ripple` catches it
* DeathStar falls on his face
[DeathStar> OUF!
[Ripple`> DO IT NOW!
[DeathStar> Damn body
* DeathStar stands up
* `Garland` trys blasting DS
* DeathStar sees the blast
[DeathStar> Oh...damn...
[Squirrel> Lemme at him, lemme at him!
* `Spirit` shakes her head, and combines her power with garlands, except coming from underneath
* DeathStar watches it hit him uselessly
[DeathStar> AAH, THEY ARE ATTACKING ME!
* DeathStar runs from the group
[Ripple`> .....IT DIDN'T EVEN DENT HIM!
* `Spirit` sets up a telepathic tripwire in front of DS
[Ripple`> ..... Garland, come with me, we're going to Spirit.
* DeathStar trips, knowing nothing of telepathic abilities
[DeathStar> AAAH
* DeathStar lands face first
[`Garland`> Right
[Ripple`> Lets get this fixed... So I can stop him...
[Squirrel> MOVE IN FOR THE KILL!
* DeathStar sits down
[DeathStar> I give up--DIE SQUIRREL!
* Squirrel lands on Ds's head
* Ripple` grabs the squirril
* DeathStar grabs him and begins to crush him
[Ripple`> Come on.
[Squirrel> DIE SNIPE!
* Squirrel bites his hand
[DeathStar> DIE GRAVE!
* `Garland` stays away from the squirrel
* Ripple` catches up with Spirit
* Snipe moans
* Squirrel starts shocking DS as much as he can
* `Spirit` looks at his body, cathing up
* DeathStar grins, crushing him
[DeathStar> HA HA HA HA...
[Squirrel> TRy this on for-ACK!
* DeathStar slams him through the gruond
* DeathStar walks off in disgust
* Squirrel bites DS, then feeds the electricity through, going his his battery fluid
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [Hey guys, glad you could catch up>
[DeathStar> Ragh!
* DeathStar shakes hand off
[DeathStar> LEAVE ME ALONE!
[`Spirit`> SNIPE! CALM DOWN
[Snipe> Jaw hurts!
[Squirrel> Not til lyou pay for putting me through that wall, you ass!
[DeathStar> Huh?
* DeathStar glances at Spirit
[Ripple`> Uhh...
* Squirrel leaps on DS's back
[DeathStar> RAGH!
[Ripple`> Let
[`Spirit`> ... *holds the squirrel with telepathic cage*
* DeathStar grabs him and slams through a roof
[Ripple`> ......Lets fix this...
[Squirrel> GACK! Put me down!
[DeathStar> ...shewww..
* DeathStar pants
[DeathStar> This is hard...
[`Garland`> [Anyone know how?>
[`Spirit`> Ok.. lets fix this.. I want my body back..
[Ripple`> If we can all get in our bodies we can get DS.
* Snipe stands up
[DeathStar> Anyway, how do we fix this?
[Squirrel> I want my body back so I can put Mr. Macho over there through a wall himself!
[`Spirit`> .. Transporters that we used.
[Ripple`> ....NOW he acts normal!?
* DeathStar sticks tongue out
[DeathStar> But the sludges are there
* Snipe walks over to them
[Snipe> And the computers blew after we used it
[`Spirit`> .....
[`Spirit`> Maybe Slasher has something for this?
[`Garland`> [Could we recreate it some how?>
[Snipe> THAT'S A scary thought
* `Spirit` knows as speaking it its a bad idea
[Squirrel> Yeah, greeaaaat, let's all go to the looney professor....
[DeathStar> You're saying we're stuck like this?
[Snipe> Basically.
[`Garland`> I want my body ba... ack!  I HATE this!
[DeathStar> NO!  I can't be like this!
[`Spirit`> ...
[Snipe> Hey, your body smells aren't charming themselves!
[`Spirit`> I WANT MY BODY!
[Ripple`> ME TOO
* `Garland` pouts.
[Squirrel> WAAAHHH!
* Ripple` smells himself
[Ripple`> ....whats this... smell?
[DeathStar> ...YOU WILL DIE!
* DeathStar strangles snipe
[`Spirit`> .. Its called Deodourant.
[Snipe> GAACK! 
[`Spirit`> NRP: So spelling error.
[Ripple`> .... What's it do?
[Snipe> BAd..*Gack* Snipe!
* DeathStar throws DS down
[DeathStar> Your body is out of control!
[`Garland`> [Spirit> [You guys are lucky, atleast you have a body for now>
[DeathStar> It takes too much energy not to go so fast I smash through everything
[Snipe> Aw, poor baby.  You're slower than a snail.
* `Spirit` sighs
[Ripple`> ..... How do you think I feel?
[DeathStar> ...
[`Spirit`> NRP: How long?
[Snipe> NRP: *waiting or an ending point*
[Ripple`> NRP: You mean... we're taking this further than one session!? DEAR GOD!
[Snipe> Wish X1 was around to fix this
[Ripple`> He'd make some kind of toaster or something for this sort of thing......
[`Spirit`> But It'd work!
[Ripple`> Yeah it would.
[DeathStar> ...how about X2?
[`Spirit`> ... might..
[Snipe> Lets find out
[Snipe> Session Be Ending...For Now