[DeathStar> Time Chart: That evening
[DeathStar> Location: MedBay
* Dias stands at the side of the medbay watching
* Spirit isn't here
[DeathStar> Dammit, X2, do something!
[Squirrel> NRP: Probably need X2, huh?
* Ripple` stands next to his body
* Diamondback crosses his arms and taps his foot
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[Snipe> ...would you hush?
[Spirit> [This really really really sucks...>
[Dias> NRP: Session
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[Dias> NRP: He coulda joined..
* Diamondback removes his cap and scratches his head
[DeathStar> NRP: Psss.  MP3
[Diamondback> [This is really really really confusing...>
[Dias> NRP: DS...
[X2> What do you expect me to do about it? I can't even explain it! They don't program this type of situation in you!
* DeathStar shakes DB
[DeathStar> You lucky dog!
[Dias> Why not do a brain transplant.
[DeathStar> ....not funny!
[Ripple`> What about Reploids to Humans?
[Diamondback> [Hey, leggo! It's not my fault I lucked up!>
[Dias> Or atleast try to recreate the situation
[Ripple`> Or me to my body?
* X2 points at the Squirrelish Grave
[Ripple`> It wouldn't work that way.
[Snipe> Recreate it?  We'd have to take computers BACK to that station.
[X2> Yeah Dias, that'd really work.
[Squirrel> ...Hey!
[`Garland`> Better than being stuck like this...
[Ripple`> And we broke most of the computers there just trying to get the teleporters to work.
[DeathStar> Computer: Warning - Gravedigger has angered the underworld and they are threatening to kill him.
[Dias> Oh great..
[Diamondback> [And now this...>
[Squirrel> ...Uh, didn't ANYONE grab my body?!?
[DeathStar> Forgot...sorry.
[Snipe> ....no.
[Spirit> [Aye yie yie...>
[X2> ...I didn't think that was jello...
[Squirrel> WHAT? AHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Dias> Should we help?
* Squirrel latches onto X2's face
[Ripple`> ....
[DeathStar> Computer: Gravedigger has freed the manager.  He is being hunted by him now.
[X2> AHHH! RABID SQUIRREL! RABID SQUIRREL!
[Dias> Computer, where is Grave
[DeathStar> Grave!
[Ripple`> X2! Thats Grave!
[DeathStar> Computer: The lower levels
[X2> HE'S ATTACKING MY FACE!
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[Dias> Comp, which to be exact?
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[Squirrel> I'll KILL you!
* `Garland` stays away from the squirrel
[DeathStar> Computer: Grave has maxed out his credit card
*** Squirrel sets mode: +oo Aiji X2
*** Aiji is now known as Spirit
[Dias> Ahh crap..I'm on my way. *runs out the medbay and towards the elevator*
[Squirrel> ...THEN I'LL KILL THE SQUIRREL!
[DeathStar> Computer: Uh...Grave's now in debt...big debt...Bill Gate's fortune only in reverse debt...Good God, what is Grave doing!?
* X2 swats at Squirrel Grave
[Squirrel> HE'S RUINING MY LUFE!
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[X2> Get off my FACE!
[Dias> Elevator, to the floor Grave's on.
[DeathStar> Computer: Uh, citizens of the fury, I had to tell you this, but we are ALL out of nuts....
[Ripple`> Computer: Suspend Grave's accounts.
[DeathStar> Computer: You have no authority
* X2 points to the rodent on his face
[Snipe> ...great, we got a squirrel with a spending frency.
[X2> Someone PLEASE get him off....
[Squirrel> RAGH!
* Snipe plucks the squirrel off
[DeathStar> Computer: The manager has killed Grave.
[Ripple`> Computer: Considering the current circumstances.... do you really wanna fight with me over this?
[DeathStar> Computer: Whoops, sorry, Grave lived.
*** `Garland` was kicked by Spirit (Bye [iČ])
[Dias> Elevator...*kicks the elevator door*
[DeathStar> Computer: Yes.
[Squirrel> ....
[Snipe> Elevator: Sorry, Grave's chewing my wires.
*** Aiji is now known as `Garland`
[Dias> Can you take me to the floor he's on atleast?
*** Squirrel sets mode: +o `Garland`
[Ripple`> Fine then. *looks at Snipe* Sn--- *looks at DS* Snipe?
[`Garland`> This is insane!
[DeathStar> God!  This is INSANE!
* X2 starts handing out freeze rays
[X2> You'll need these.
[Snipe> Elevator: Bad GRAVE!  Not that WIRE!  NOT THAT WIRE!
* DeathStar points at DB
[DeathStar> Go save the elevator.
* Squirrel beats his head against a wall
[Dias> ....*grabs his head*
[Diamondback> [Uh...>
* Spirit doesn't get one -.-
[Ripple`> Hey, Snipe?
[DeathStar> Yes?
[DeathStar> (*looks at Spirit/Ripple* Hmmmm)
[DeathStar> ...uh, DB, chop chop
[Ripple`> For Grave's sanity, the computer won't suspend his accounts, you'r in charge, use your... uh.. authority.
[Squirrel> ...Can we PLEASE go get my body now?
[Snipe> Elevator: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME!
[DeathStar> Computer, suspend Grave's accounts
[DeathStar> Computer: Sure...just when I was about to send the IRS on him too...
[Spirit> NRP: Hey, DS forgot about NRPs
[Diamondback> [Hey, I don't know what to do!>
[DeathStar> NRP: Oops..
[DeathStar> ...you're a trained soilder!
[Squirrel> And change 'em all to ship expenses, that'll wipe my bill clean.
[DeathStar> Go DO your JOB
[Diamondback> Yeah, but I suck with machines!
[DeathStar> Forget it, Grave.
[DeathStar> DB, shoot Grave,.
[DeathStar> GO SHOOT GRAVE!
* DeathStar points at the elevator
[Diamondback> Works for me...
* Dias walks back to the mebay
[Snipe> Elevator: Oh. My heart!  MY HEAAAART!
[Squirrel> Then charge it to the frickin' SQUIRREL! I sure as hell ain't paying off those things!
* Diamondback runs for the elevator and, unable to think of anything else, calls it
* Snipe opens up and Grave is inside eating the wires
[Snipe> Gravedigger: Chitter...
* X2 rubs his head
[Snipe> This is getting confusing...
[X2> Does anyone else need asprin?
[Dias> NRP: Bah...he can get the elevator to work.
[Snipe> Me.
[Dias> Where's my freeze ray damnt.
[Diamondback> [Yeeaaaah!> *nails GD/Squirrel over the head with the butt of his rifle*
[Snipe> Gravedigger: ow!  *whaps DB*
[Snipe> The Manager: DIE YOU BASTARD!  YOU RUINED ME! *falls in from the elevator roof and lands on Grave, turning him into goo*
[Diamondback> [Hey!>
* X2 hands Snipe asprin
* DeathStar watches with a horrorfied look
[Diamondback> [Yeow!> *dives back*
[Squirrel> RAAAGFGGGHHH!
[Snipe> Thanks.  *pops them back*
* Squirrel leaps onto the manager's face
[Dias> No?
* `Garland` shakes his head in disbelief
[Snipe> The Manager: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
* Ripple` walks next to Snipe
[Squirrel> I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!
[Snipe> The Manager: *claws at the squirrel* SAVE MEEEEE!
[DeathStar> Grave has blown a fuse...
* Squirrel claws at the manager's face
[Snipe> The Manager: *slams face into the wall*
[X2> ...Like he didn't before?
[Squirrel> OW!
[DeathStar> Yeah, but this time is it's serious.
* Squirrel zaps the manager
[Ripple`> Hey DS. No telling how long we'll be like this, you may wanna eat something while you have the chance to know what it's like.
[Spirit> [You guys have freeze guns, right?  Want to try using them?>
[Snipe> The Manager: GAAAAAAAAAAH
[Dias> I ain't got one
[Snipe> ...I think...we have more pressing matters...
[X2> ...Maybe a wide beam? Get all three?
[Snipe> The Manager: *falls down the hole inte the elevator and falls down the shaft
[Snipe> I think that option just left...
[Squirrel> I HOPE YOU DIE!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *Reforms* Chitter...
[Snipe> The Manager: YOU'LL GO WITH ME, YOU BASTARD!
[Ripple`> I realize that.... I think being human is a shock to me... heh.
[Squirrel> GO RUIN YOUR PANTS, ASSHOLE!
[DeathStar> Is it me, or is it uncanny how the manager has appeared so many times in these gags in the past month?
[Ripple`> Grave, calm down!
[Snipe> The Manager: DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU SQUIRREL! CHITTER!  YOU RUINED ME!  CHITTER!  YOU RUINED ME!
[Squirrel> STUFF IT! I want my body back, damnit!
[Snipe> Gravedigger: *runs*
[Squirrel> CHITTER TO YOU!
[Snipe> The Manager: *keeps falling*
[Squirrel> ...STOP HIM!
* Dias belches
[Snipe> The Manager: I'll eat your nuts!
* Ripple` chases after him
[X2> ...
[Spirit> [I would, but....>
* `Garland` goes after him
[Squirrel> I'll CRUSH yours!
* Snipe lands at the bottom of the shaft
[Ripple`> Come on... uh... who's in my body again?
[X2> ...Jeeze, and I thought my father was bizare...
* Diamondback sighs, recovering from the stun, and leaps down the shaft
[Snipe> The Manager: Nooo...I'm crippled!  Damn you squirrel!  You bastard!  You ruined my life!  Bastard!  YOU BASTARD!!  I can't move!!! DIE!! DIE DAMN YOU!!!  I'll get you squirrel!!  I will KILL you...YOU WILL DIE!
[DeathStar> ...the dude lived through that?
[Squirrel> ...HEY MANAGER! CLAP!
[Dias> Woh...headache. I think I'll just sit her. *plops down*
[Snipe> How deep is that shaft?
* Ripple` jumps to tackle Grave
[Snipe> The manager: FUCK YOU SQUIRREL!
[DeathStar> Gravedigger: *falls*
* Ripple` gets him into a hold
[Squirrel> FUCK YOU, JOHN JINGLE HEMIERSCHMDIT!
[Snipe> Is anyone going to save him?
[X2> ...Wha?
[Snipe> The Manager: I'm going to get you!!!  I'll rape you of your dreams!  BASTARD!!
[Ripple`> Hey uh.... whoevers-in-my-body *looks at Garland*
[Snipe> The manager, I mean.
* Squirrel flips off the manager
[`Garland`> Um, Hi?
[Ripple`> Let's get this guy to the medbay.
[DeathStar> ...isn't he dead?  I mean, mentally...he, didn't DB go after him?
[`Garland`> Right
[Squirrel> RIGHT THERE[ BUDDY! RIGHT THERE!
[Snipe> The Manager: I got an itch!  God!  I got an itch!! HELP MEEEEE!
[Dias> NRP: I'm lost
[Squirrel> ITCHY BITCHY!
[Ripple`> Garland: Do I have to call you by my name? I keep forgetting who you are....
[Snipe> The Manager: I'm going to use you as a backscratcher, SQUIRREL!
[Squirrel> NRP: Grave the Squrriel and the manager are shouting back and forth at each other, others went after Squirrel the Grave.
[`Garland`> Er... My name's Emily...
* Ripple` raises his brow
[Dias> Who's Emily?
[Snipe> The Manager: *whimpers about killing the squirrel*
[Squirrel> I'LL ROAST YOUR NUTS OVER AN OPEN FIRE, MANAGE-FUCK HEAD!
[Ripple`> ..... Emily? Who..... how'd you end up in there?
* Diamondback lands softly next to the manager and Gravesquirrel
[`Garland`> ....... long story...
[Snipe> The Manager:  I'm going to mentally picture myself kicking your ass!  *closes eyes* I'm kicking your ass.  Yes.  Kicking your ass.
* Squirrel is back at the top of the shaft, actually
[Snipe> The Manager: Take that, squirrel!  Yes!  TAKE THAT.
[Diamondback> NRP: Ok, whatever.
* Ripple` and Garland plop Grave onto a table, pushing him down and strapping him there
[DeathStar> Grave: UNHAND ME!
[DeathStar> ...okay, I'm confused now.,...
[`Garland`> I hope this works...
[Diamondback> [Knock it off.>
[Ripple`> .....Explain it to me later when this is all over, okay?
[Dias> Someone freeze him
[Squirrel> HEY MANGEY, DO YOU SEE RAIN?
[Snipe> The Manager: Rain?
[Spirit> [Does that manager guy ever shut up?>
* X2 sprays Grave with a freeze ray
* Ripple` gags Grave with a steril towel
* Squirrel spits into the shaft
[Snipe> The Manager: AAAAH
[Dias> Good. 
[Snipe> The Manager: *Watches it hit DB*
[Ripple`> Your going to pay for every thing you bought on Grave's tab.
[Diamondback> [HEY!>
* Diamondback removes his cap and slings the spit at the manager
[Ripple`> Hey Grave?
[Snipe> The Manager: Yes!  I mentally thought of that!
[Squirrel> ...Uh...SNIPE DID IT!
[Snipe> The Manager: Hey!
[DeathStar> Did what?
[Ripple`> We got your body over here.
* Squirrel spins around and looks all cute
[Squirrel> Yes?
[Squirrel> Yea!
[DeathStar> ...I did what?
* Squirrel hops over and lands on his body
[Dias> Well, now what do we do?
[DeathStar> Gravedigger: Damn I look good today!
* Diamondback telekinetically grabs the manager and hovers back to the floor where everyone is, bringing the manager with him
[Ripple`> NRP: I gagged Grave....
[Spirit> [*laughs*
* X2 freezes Grave more
[Snipe> The Manager: Yes!  I mentally thought of this!!!!
[DeathStar> Grave: *can't talk anymore*
[Squirrel> Do MAKE me pee on you, you bloddy bastard!
* Diamondback telekinetically holds the manager's mouth shut
[Ripple`> ....He's gonna pay you back, Grave. The squirril went on a shopping spree.
[Snipe> The Manager: I wilm  *mph!*
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* Dias freezes the manage
[Squirrel> He damn well better!
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* Diamondback arrives at the floor and sets the now-frozen manager down
[Snipe> [I WILL MENTALLY BLOW YOU ALL UP WITH MY TNT UNDERWEAR!>
[Diamondback> Nice shot, Dias.
[Dias> Good, now he'll be quiet.
[Snipe> The Manager: [As soon as it defrosts....>
[Spirit> [Hey Chris, what's it like to be yourself with everyone else so messed up?>
[Diamondback> [...Since when good Snipe use telepathy?>
[Diamondback> NRP: Could.
[Snipe> NRP: Manager should have said that up
* X2 runs his hand through his hair
[Diamondback> [Hell, I'm as confused as the rest of you.>
[X2> I've got my work cut out for me...
[Snipe> The Manager: [I'm cold...help...let me out...help>
* Dias freezes the manager some more
* Diamondback smacks his forehead
[Diamondback> Thaw him...
[Spirit> [Not as confused as me...>
[Ripple`> X2: Well I'm going to say transplants are out of thw question.
[DeathStar> DB, take our manager friend back to his cell.  Hopefully he'll stay there before he comes back
* Diamondback nods, and grabs the manager's arm, teleporting
[Spirit> [Went to sleep one night and woke up like this... not fun.  Not fun at all>
[Squirrel> ...Annnnddd if he happens to escape, don't hesitate shooting him.
[Snipe> Lets get back down to business.  X2, there's no way to switch this process?
* Diamondback flashes back into the hallway
[`Garland`> I want my body back... ;_;
[DeathStar> NRP: Eesh.  The Manager is worse than Bimbo the Clown...and he's after the squirrel and Grave
[X2> I'm sure there's a way, but I don't have the know-how...
* Ripple` feels slightly degraded seeing himself whine like that
[DeathStar> Can't we just go back to the station and take our own computers?
[X2> Seeing as our computers aren't the same type....
[DeathStar> ...damn.
[DeathStar> Computer: Warning...Warning.
[Ripple`> Emily we all want our body back... I dont even know how you got into mine.... much less, who's in yours?
[Dias> What?
[X2> ...What now?
[Diamondback> [What now...>
[DeathStar> Computer:  I would joke about this, like saying the manager escaped, but this is kinda serious.
[Diamondback> [Then start talking.>
[Spirit> [Oh no...>
[Dias> What is it?
* Squirrel hops up and down in fury
[DeathStar> Computer: Note the holovid I'm popping up
[DeathStar> HoloVid: *appears and shows the station*
[`Garland`> Well, if you really want to know...  No one... I'd hope...
[Dias> What about it?
[DeathStar> Computer: See that star behind it?  *a star and a planet can be seen*
[Diamondback> [Uh huh...>
* Dias looks at it
[Dias> Can you zoom in?
[DeathStar> Computer: Not right now.  Just affirm you see the pretty star.
[Squirrel> That's it, I'm pissed, and whatever we have to face, it's going to face the fury of a former-shapshifting gravedigging former-mute detective, now turned pissed-off electricity spewing rodent!
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[Dias> I see it.
[Diamondback> [We see the damn star...>
[X2> ...Is that Liberache?
[DeathStar> Computer: Now watch this...*the station plundges into the star and melts away*
* X2 squints
[Dias> Ahh?
[DeathStar> Oh dear...
[Snipe> ....no
[Squirrel> ...Eep.
[Diamondback> [Yeesh... That's harsh...>
[Dias> And that station was?
[DeathStar> Computer: Yes, thanks to our visit earlier, the station is plundging STRAIGHT into THAT sun with the technology to switch you back.
[Dias> Oh great..
[Squirrel> Well, those slugs are toast.
[DeathStar> Computer: And your hope to go back to your body.
[Diamondback> [And so would be all hope of switching back.>
[`Garland`> Oh no...
[DeathStar> I can't stay like this!
[Spirit> [You guys have got to do something!>
[DeathStar> Hush, Ripple.
[DeathStar> I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
[Ripple`> NRP: This reminds me of an ep of DragonBall GT, no really it does. They were after a dragon ball on it instead of technology tho.
[Squirrel> Well DUH we have to do SOMETHING, but WHAT?
[DeathStar> I'm a damned REPLOID!
[Ripple`> We go there.
[DeathStar> Computer: Perhaps we go back there?
* X2 thinks of something and spins his head around, looking for the real Garland
[X2> Gar, Gar, where are ya?
[Ripple`> We switch back, and we get back here in time..... how long do we have?
[Ripple`> X2: I'm Garland.
[DeathStar> Computer: Do you really want to know?
[Ripple`> Yes.
[DeathStar> Computer: Are you sure you really want to know?
[X2> I don't suppose there's any sort of 'spiritual' solution to this, is there?
[`Garland`> [So Chris, you confused enough yet?>
[Ripple`> We're wasting time now. Tell me damnit!
* Ripple` looks at Garland
[DeathStar> Computer: Thirty minutes.
[Diamondback> [Damn right... Wait a second... Emily!?>
[Ripple`> How pleasant to hear myself speak in telepathy.
[Snipe> A shuttle would take ten minutes to get there and land.  Dammit, we need something faster.
[Squirrel> Could we use the Fury?
[Diamondback> [Wait a second... Me and Dias were unaffected... What would happen if we were there when everyone switched back?> *winces, and the enhanced catch a glimpse of DB's thoughts of switching bodies with Dias*
[DeathStar> Computer: The gravitation would probably take it too.
[Dias> And risk losing it to
[Ripple`> I don't know about you, but I don't particularly like having only one heart.
[Snipe> Easy, Chris.  You just don't go in the teleporter.
[Diamondback> [Thanks for making me feel dumb.>
* Snipe shrugsd
[Squirrel> Hi, SLUGS, do we REMEMBER the freaking SLUGS?
[DeathStar> ...so, what are we going t odo?
[Snipe> Yeah, those slugs took over the teleporter room when we left.
[Snipe> Plus we can't really fight in each other's bodies.
* X2 hods up the freeze ray
[Ripple`> I say we stop wasting time and take the risk.
[Dias> Hmm...
[Diamondback> [Slugs? Ha! How're a few slugs gonna stop us?>
[DeathStar> Yeah, I can barely walk.
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[X2> Could this work against them?
* DeathStar hits DB and almost takes his head off
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[DeathStar> Those things almost ATE us!
[Ripple`> .... That may work, X2!
[Diamondback> [I guess that leaves me and Dias to do most... GAH!>
[DeathStar> Er, sorry, DB.
[Diamondback> [Dammit! You're a Reploid, remember that... Ow...>
[DeathStar> I feel like a god.
[Snipe> Oh shut up Snipe.
[Squirrel> ....AW CRAP.
[Dias> Hmm...HEY! Maybe Slasher's invention could help us.
[Ripple`> Slugs are cold blooded, they'd either die, or go into hybernation from the cold!
* Squirrel smacks his forehead with his paw
[Squirrel> That means we gotta luck the friggin' squirrel with us!
[Snipe> Slasher?  Oh great!
[Diamondback> NRP: Heh heh, gotta right that one down...
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[Diamondback> NRP: I think I switched bodies with Justin... Oy vey.
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[DeathStar> Computer: Twenty five.
*** Squirrel sets mode: +o `Garland`
[Dias> Come on..
[Dias> I advise we just go check it out
[Ripple`> Let's go already!
[Snipe> We don't have time, Dias!
[Diamondback> [We can't wait much longer... Me and Dias will fight for those that can't.>
* Snipe runs for the hanger
* Ripple` heads for the shuttle bay
[Snipe> Lets go!
* DeathStar runs....through the wall
* Ripple` grabs the freeze ray
* Diamondback follows Snipe's lead
* `Garland` heads to the shuttle
* Squirrel rips the TV dinner Grave off the table and drags him
[Dias> I'm heading towards Slasher, to see what he's making. *walks off the opposite way*
[Ripple`> Let's hope your right.
[Squirrel> Uh...a little HELP here!
* Snipe leaps into a tube and slides into the hanger
* Snipe runs into the shuttle and powers it up
[Snipe> God, I missed flying
[Diamondback> [You do that...> *gets in after Snipe*
* Ripple` sits next to snipe
[Diamondback> [Let's hope you're a better pilot than Dad says...>
* DeathStar runs throughs walls and finally arrives and leaps into the shuttle, rocking it
[DeathStar> AAACK!
* DeathStar sits down
[Squirrel> Hel-lo? HELP ME!
[Snipe> ...you ain't seen nothing yet.
[Ripple`> Hey DS?
[Spirit> [I really hope this works...>
[Snipe> Yep
* Snipe lifts off easily
* Snipe feels rushed, being able to fly once more
* X2 watches Grave and tries not to laugh
* DeathStar looks out the back window at Grave
[DeathStar> come on!
* X2 taps his comm. "Guys, you forgot something."
* DeathStar lowers the plank
[Snipe> No time to pick up dinners, X1.  
[Snipe> oO (Did I say X1!?)
* Squirrel tries to drag him up the ramp
* Ripple` looks at X2
[Ripple`> What?
[Squirrel> It's kinda hard when you're a friggin' squirrel!
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* X2 glares at Ripple
* DeathStar grabs the frozen grave and picks it up into the shuttle
* Diamondback removes his cap and scratches his head
* X2 Snipe
[Snipe> Uh, heh heh.
* Squirrel leaps in
[Diamondback> [This is SO confusing... And irritating...>
* Snipe slams throttle forward
* DeathStar closes the ramp
[Ripple`> .....Oh... *scratches the back of his head*
[Spirit> [ o/~ I feel lighter than air, I'm floating up in the clouds.... ~\o >
* Snipe flies away from the Fury and spins in circles as he picks up speed
[Ripple`> .....anyway.... DS, here *hands snipe a bag of salted peanuts*
[`Garland`> [You're a lucky one Chris>
[Snipe> *glances at it, then back to the viewport* Flying.
[Snipe> Computer:  Buzz!  ~~~~~ Can you hear me?
[Ripple`> Just try to get it before we go back.
[Squirrel> I still think I should be piloting. I AM the friggin' squirrel, afterall...
* Ripple` holsters the freeze gun
[DeathStar> Grave, shut up.
[Diamondback> [No kidding... By the way, what was that earlier comment about one heart about?>
* Snipe flies up on the shuttle
[Snipe> Be seven more minutes guys
[Ripple`> Hirry up!
[Squirrel> I'll rip you damn head off again, you ass.
[Ripple`> NRP: Hurry
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[Spirit> [ o/~ Did you know I am a pioneer.... I'm out on a secret mission... I travel the galaxy, and far beyond... ~\o>
[Snipe> Hey, Ripple...you've been quiet so far.
[Diamondback> [Give it up, Rip, you can't sing, no matter whose body you're in.>
[Dias> NRP: *whistles in peace not having to get confused*
[DeathStar> I agree, Rip
[Spirit> NRP: Er...
[Snipe> Computer: You'll reach it by the fifteen minute point guys
[Ripple`> I feel slightly insulted, being in Rip's body.
[Snipe> Computer: that'll give you aboaut forteen minutes to do your stuff
*** Spirit` (Avalon@CDR6-203.accesscable.net) has joined #taw
[Dias> NRP: Unless you put in the secret fuel that Yogourt gave you
[Spirit`> NRP: To make things easier...
* Snipe gets closer to the station when suddenly hundreds of slugs float at them
[Dias> NRP: *is only more confused*
[Snipe> ...what in hell's name?!
[Squirrel> ...We're all gonna dieeee...
[Diamondback> [Here comes the cavalry... Sort of?>
[DeathStar> ...they're coming at us and the Fury!
[DeathStar> If you wesa going to die, Grave, I'll kick you.
[DeathStar> someone, grab the guns
[`Garland`> [Arg!  Space slugs!>
[Diamondback> [I've got 'em.>
[DeathStar> Feel free to SHOOT
* Diamondback slides in behind the weapon console
* Ripple` runs for the airlock, then skids
* Diamondback does so
[Ripple`> I forgot, humans can't sustain the pressure.... got a suit?
* Snipe watches the slugs splatter intom ore slugs
* Ripple` holds out the freeze ray
[Snipe> ...good grief!
* Diamondback stops firing
[Diamondback> Ok, THAT didn't work...
*** Spirit sets mode: +o Spirit`
[DeathStar> Wesa going to die!
[Spirit> [Got any better ideas?>
[Ripple`> ...... Maybe I'm gonna stay in here....
[Squirrel> ...It's times like this I wish Wien was here...
[Snipe> I'm fresh out.
[Ripple`> Just fly through them.
[Diamondback> [Sorry, Andrew, I can't think of anything...>
[`Garland`> Good idea Rip... Er... Garland, wasn't it?
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[Diamondback> NRP: AAAH! Slash is here!
[Squirrel> ...Uh. won't they DEVOUR the ship?
[DeathStar> NRP: RUN!
[Ripple`> Not if they splat.
[DeathStar> ...we're screwed.
* Snipe flies through the minefield of slugsd
[Spirit`> [You need your ears clean, or mind in this case>
[Squirrel> They don;t aplt that easily....
[Ripple`> You have a better idea?
[Spirit> [Those things are disgusting...>
[Snipe> Computer: Sorry guys.  You're screwed.  I'm going for a coffee break.
[DeathStar> ...well, game over...
[Ripple`> It's never game over!
[Spirit> [Never give up!>
[Snipe> GM: *The slugs surround them and feast on the hull*
[`Garland`> [Yeah!  We can do this...>
* Squirrel cries
[`Garland`> .oO( I hope)
[Squirrel> I'm too cute to die...
[Ripple`> ..... DS, speed up.
* Snipe listens to the larms
[Spirit`> Looks like we might have some party...
[Snipe> ...can't, we're stuck
* Diamondback puts his hands on the wall, having an idea, and sends a quick burst of psionic energy pulsing through the body (not enough to shut the shuttle down, just a quick shock)
[Ripple`> Can you spin the ship? us centrifugal force to throw them off?
* Snipe watches the lights cut out and emergency go on
[Snipe> ...nope
[Dias> *several blasts come flying towards the slugs evaporating them*
[Diamondback> [Well, ok, that just PROVES I know nothing about machines...>
* Squirrel turns anime disgustingly cute with his water filled eyes
[DeathStar> ....I agree, DB
[Snipe> What?
[Dias> Comm: Shuttle, can you read me?
* Snipe looks out the viewport as the shuttle speeds away again
[DeathStar> Comm: Who's this?
[Diamondback> Comm> We got ya, Dias...
[Squirrel> YEA!
[Ripple`> Like I said... It's never game over.
* Squirrel backflips then starts boucing around the shuttle
[Dias> *A huge red figure can be seen flying towards the shuttle blasting the slugs*
* Spirit tries to pull slugs off the hull with psionics
* Snipe aims at the hanger
[Dias> Comm: The cavalry
[Snipe> We're running behind schedule, folks
* Ripple` looks out the viewport
* Snipe flips down the landing gear
[`Garland`> Dumbass did something right?!
[Snipe> Hold on, I'm going to do the hard-way of landing
[Diamondback> [Unbelievable...>
[Spirit`> Surprising...
[Dias> Comm: Hey!
[Spirit> [I don't believe it...>
* DeathStar watches the dead slugs reappear in greater numbers
[Dias> Comm: You wants me to turn around?
[Squirrel> ...Eep.
[Diamondback> [Uh, DS? You might want to floor it...>
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[Snipe> Agreed.
* Dias the figure places it's hands together firing a massive beam at a group of slugs
[Spirit> [Must go faster, must go faster...>
[Ripple`> .....Let's hurry.
* Snipe hits turbo-blasters and goes flying at it
[Snipe> Here's a good suggestion
[Snipe> HIT THE FLOOR!
* Snipe dives onto the floor
* Diamondback shrugs and dives under a seat
[Spirit> [I would if I could, but I can't...>
[Squirrel> AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* DeathStar hits the floor and holds onto the seat
* Squirrel latches onto DS' head
[DeathStar> WE'RE DEAD!
* Spirit` flops to the ground
* Dias watches from the giant figure
[Diamondback> [Shut up, John!>
* Snipe slams into the ground, ripping the gears off, and skids through the slugs in the hanger
* `Garland` clings to a seat
[DeathStar> Hell with you Chris!  DS IS DEAD!
[Snipe> Slugs: AAROOO!
[Spirit> [Oooh, fun...>
[Diamondback> [Hey, I'll believe that when I see it!>
[Squirrel> AH! SLUGS! SLUGS!
* Snipe the shuttle keeps smashing through more and more slugs, slowing down, and finally smashes into aw wall, going through it and keeps going on
[Ripple`> ..... I don't usually suggest this.... but BLAST THE HELL OUT OF THESE THINGS!
* Snipe the ship is bumping to fast to move to the weapons
[Snipe> I don't think we're going to stop in time
[Diamondback> [Niiiice thinking, DS.>
* Snipe feels the shuttle keep skidding along, smashing through another wall
* Ripple` runs to the door
[Snipe> No, really, that's the hull aehad.
[Ripple`> Everyone jump for it!
* Spirit trys to slowdown the shuttle with telekenesis
* Snipe the shuttle spins due to Spirit's attempt and keeps skidding along toward the hull and HITS it
[Snipe> OUF!
[DeathStar> OW!
[Squirrel> GACK!
[Spirit> [Oops... hehehehe...>
[Ripple`> ......shows how much of a problem solver I am....
[Snipe> ...shew...we didn't breach the hull....
* Diamondback starts to try telekinesis, but is slung upwards, taking the seat with him as he flies towards the opposite side
* Snipe looks at Snipe's watch on his hand
[Snipe> We have about ten minutes folks
* Squirrel dives out
* Ripple` jumps out
[Squirrel> Move! Move!
* Snipe hops out
* `Garland` hops out.
* Dias head towards the station
* DeathStar walks out
[Ripple`> NOW we blast anything in our way.
* Spirit` heads out
* Squirrel grabs his body and starts lugging it
[`Garland`> Sounds like fun!
* Snipe looks around in the pure dark
* `Garland` grabs Grave
* DeathStar hears sounds
* Diamondback enhances his senses psionically and follows the group
[DeathStar> Uh, guys, we have problems
* DeathStar points at the thousands of red eyes in front of them
[Squirrel> ...Don't turn on the lights....
[Ripple`> ......
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* Snipe is attacked by a slug
* Ripple` powers up, giving off no light
[Snipe> ARRRGHHH!
[Spirit`> Just great...
* DeathStar watches slugs leap at them in the dark
[DeathStar> HERE THEY COME!
* Ripple` grabs his sword off garland
[Squirrel> FREEZE RAYS!
* Diamondback rips out his freeze ray and starts firing
* `Garland` fires the freezeray
* DeathStar the slugs absorb the freeze ray and lands on DB, eating him
* DeathStar is eaten
[Diamondback> GAAAH!
[Snipe> ARGH!
* Ripple` fires the freeze gun with one hand, and slashes with the other
* Snipe is eaten
* Dias lands in the hangar bay causing the station to shudder slightly
* Spirit tries to hold them back with telekenesis
* Diamondback sends psionic energy radiating from his body, tearing at the slugs
[DeathStar> NPR: They all lose 1,000 HP A second*
[Squirrel> ...X2 you friggin' MORON!
* Ripple` frezes the one that ate snipe
* Ripple` freezes the one that ate DS
* Snipe watches it absorb iot
* DeathStar it grows stronger
* DeathStar explodes out
[Ripple`> OH DAMN!
[DeathStar> ARRGHHH!
* Snipe passes out
* Ripple` slashes the one on Snipe to pieces
[DeathStar> I CAN KICK ASS!
* Diamondback thrashes, sending an extreme burst of energy through his body and outward
* DeathStar punches the slugs
* Spirit` takes a warp blade and slashes at any slug that comes close
* Snipe is freed and slashes DB free
[Ripple`> THEN DO SO!
[Squirrel> We're all SO gonna die... 
* DeathStar attacks the slugs
* Dias steps on a bunch of slugs
[DeathStar> GO! GO FOR THE TELEPORTERS!
[DeathStar> I'll hold them off!
* DeathStar fires huge blasts at the slugs
[Spirit`> Right!
[Snipe> No arguing here
* Diamondback flips back and takes a defensive pose, assisting DS's attack
* Snipe runs for the teleports
* Squirrel bounds along
* DeathStar keeps frying the slugs
* Spirit` navigates to the teleporters using psionics
[DeathStar> This kicks ASS
[Diamondback> [I'll hold 'em back! Go for the 'porters!>
* Snipe runs along
[Dias> Comm: When you guys get done, meet me in the hangar bay
[Spirit> [I'll help... Nothing better to do>
[Ripple`> ... I would help hold them off... but I'm in no possition to..... so... *runs beside DS*
* Dias smashes a group of slugs against a wall
* DeathStar keeps shooting as he backs toward the teleporters
* Spirit tears at slugs using psionics
[Snipe> Right.
* Snipe reaches the teleports and sees ten slugs
[Snipe> Oh shit.
* `Garland` heads to the teleporters
[DeathStar> Can you handle these?
[Squirrel> ...
* DeathStar turns to DB
[Ripple`> ..... I got these...
* Squirrel cries
* Ripple` holds out his hands
[SOUND]
[Spirit`> *Holding a warpblade* Let's rock
[Snipe> Slugs: *eat Rip*
[Snipe> slugs: *eat the squirrel*
[Ripple`> KIAMA!!!!!! *fires a weaker than usual--- but lightless blast*
* Ripple` slashes his way free
* DeathStar glances at DB
[DeathStar> Can you?
[Ripple`> Damn... this thing is heavy.
* Spirit` slashes at a slug
[Diamondback> [Yeah, I've got 'em!>
* DeathStar fires a few more blasts at the thousands of invading slugs
[DeathStar> Have fun
* DeathStar runs after the others
[Snipe> Five minutes guys
* Snipe slashes Grave free
* Diamondback enhances his speed and senses, attacking the slugs
[Spirit> [I'm here with you Chris.  Let's show them>
[DeathStar> SlugS: *begin to retreat*
* Dias waits in the hangar bay
* DeathStar arrives at the teleporter
* Spirit continues using psionics to tear at the slugs
[DeathStar> You guys ready?
[Squirrel> TRANSPORTER!
* Squirrel dives noto the pad
[Snipe> Slugs: *keeps backing away and then all form into a huge puddle on the ground*
* `Garland` places Grave on a pad
[Snipe> Grave, the teleports are DEAD.
[Ripple`> ..... DS! Tell snipe how to do what you did to power the teleporter!
[Squirrel> ...Thhhaaatt can't be good....
[Snipe> Can't!  the computers are toast.
[Diamondback> NRP: *thinks about a scene from Breath of Fire 3... Those that have played it should know what I'm talking about...*
[Spirit> [Fun fun fun...>
[DeathStar> Slugs: *from into one huge slug that has immense power*
[Diamondback> NRP: Yep.
[Ripple`> Do it anyway! I'll look for a terminal!
[Diamondback> [Uh oh...>
[DeathStar> King slug:  *smashes into them both and takes 10,000 AP*
[DeathStar> NRP: This is in BoF 3?
* DeathStar hits computers
[DeathStar> Wokr!
[Dias> NRP: Wouldn't the slug be attracted towards me. I'm giving off a lotta energy I guess.
[Diamondback> NRP: Yeah. Chrysm gas mutates a slug, causing a boss battle.
* DeathStar listens to heat energy build up
[Ripple`> NRP: this no longer resembles the DBGT ep, but loosely does.
[DeathStar> King Slug: *heads for Dias*
[Snipe> Oh forget it
[Spirit> [Not good...>
* Snipe grabs some wires from all computers and begins to hook them together
* Dias contineus to look around in the hangar bay
[DeathStar> King slug: *roars as it appears and engulfs dias*
* Diamondback looks indecisive, then fires at the slug
[Snipe> Computers: *flicker online*
* Spirit attacks the slug psionicsally.
[Squirrel> Yea!
[Snipe> Comm: Hey, Spirit person, get in here.
[Dias> Oh shit...*flicks some switches in his machine and tries to burst out of the king slug*
* DeathStar steps onto the pad.
[Diamondback> [I've got it, Spirit! Go!>
[Ripple`> ..... I hope you got that put together right... if not, it may invert our brainwaves rather than switch them.
[Dias> Come on..
* Diamondback throws himself through the air at the slug, sabre out and blazing
[Squirrel> GO! GO! Punch it!
[DeathStar> King Slug: *roars in pain and backs off, heading for DB*
[Spirit> [You can't hold it on your own, I'm going to stay>
[Snipe> Oh have faith
[Ripple`> Everyone on the SAME one you were on!
* Dias punches the Slug against a wall
* Ripple` looks at Snipe
*** Dias is now known as DiasGear
[Diamondback> [Just go! I can handle 'im... Uh oh...>
[DeathStar> King slug: *roars and hits Dias, denting his Mike*
[Ripple`> Of all people, you tell me that?
* DeathStar steps onto his pad
[Snipe> In ME
* Spirit` steps onto her pad
* `Garland` steps onto his pad
* Squirrel hops onto his pad, and makes sure his body's on his
* Diamondback forms a lance of energy and slashes at the slug
[Ripple`> I say again: Of ALL people?
[Snipe> We need...Ripple...before we can begin!
* Ripple` jumps on his
[DiasGear> HEY! This was brand new. *flicks some more switches powering the gear up. Excess energy appears as wings* 
[DeathStar> King Slug: *smasehs DB Again*
[Spirit`> I'm here
* Diamondback falls back and hits a wall
[Ripple`> I think he meant me.... buuuut.
[Snipe> ...wait, if you're here, who's that OTHER person?
[Diamondback> Unngh...
* Spirit blasts the slug
[DeathStar> station: *wobbles*
[Spirit> NRP: Psionically of course
[Diamondback> [Dammit, Spirit, GO!>
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[DeathStar> King slug: *roars and throws Dias at DB*
[Snipe> Screw it
* Snipe flips the switch and leaps onto it
* DiasGear floats above DB
[Snipe> We'll teleport into the hanger
* Spirit catches Dias with telekenetics
[Diamondback> [Phew...>
[DiasGear> NRP: Is in the hanger bay
[DeathStar> King Slug: *covers the exit of the hanger*
[DeathStar> NRP: Yep
* Diamondback lowers his eyebrows
[DiasGear> NRP: Tellin Spirit this.
[Snipe> We'll go in 5..
[Snipe> 4...
[Diamondback> [All right, go ahead, make things difficult...>
[Snipe> 3..
* Ripple` closes his eyes, hoping
* Snipe listens to the teleporters power up
[Snipe> 2
[Snipe> 1
* DiasGear sets the gear down infront of DB
[Snipe> 0
* Snipe vanishes
[DeathStar> ARRRGHHH!
* DeathStar vanishes
* `Garland` vanishes
* Spirit` goes bye bye
[DeathStar> King slug: *smashes DB again, gooing him*
[DeathStar> NRP: You know the drill!
[Diamondback> [Ok, Dias, blast it... Unless you want to be stuck in my body... Gack!>
* DiasGear fires a blast at king slug
* Ripple` go bye bye [HEY! YOU TYPES IT FIRST!]
* Squirrel is hasta la bye bye
[DeathStar> Gravedigger: *vanishes*
* DiasGear picks DB up and places him in the co-pilot seat
[DeathStar> King slug: *grows larger*]\
* Snipe lands in the hanger
[DiasGear> Welcome to Slasher's invention DB.
* Spirit fights the slug with psionics still.
[Ripple`> NRP: I seriously was typing that when you put that there spirit!
* DeathStar smasehs head first into the hanger
[DeathStar> King Slug: *swirls around the room*
[Diamondback> [Ok, I'm worried. Slasher created this? When's it going to self destruct?>
[DeathStar> ...ugh...what...what IS that thing?!
* DiasGear grabs the slug and picks him up over his head, he then chucks him against a wall, hopefully through it to
* Squirrel drops down and chips
[DiasGear> ....You want to go back out there?
[Ripple`> NRP: are we ourselves?
[Spirit> nrp: Incase someone missed it, Spirit's presense can be sense, but she can't be seen
[DeathStar> King slug: *splatters into a million pieces*
[DeathStar> NRP: Yep
[Diamondback> [Gooood point.>
*** Ripple` is now known as Garland
[DeathStar> King Slug: *Reforms*
*** Spirit` is now known as Ripple
* Garland grabs his sword from Rip
[Diamondback> [Move it, jackass!>
[DeathStar> King Slug: *forms a knife and guts Dias*
[DiasGear> Comm: Get your lanky asses into a shuttle now
*** `Garland` is now known as `Spirit`
* DiasGear the gear keels over
[SOUND]
* Garland slices the knifes as it goes for Dias
*** Ripple has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
*** Aiji (Avalon@CDR6-203.accesscable.net) has joined #taw
*** Squirrel is now known as Gravedigger
[DeathStar> Squirrel: Chitter?
*** Aiji is now known as Ripple`
* DeathStar wobbles to his feet
[DeathStar> Station: *is on fire*
[Garland> Let's go!
[Gravedigger> ...Oil can...
[DeathStar> Comm: This is DRAKE!  Do you hear me?!  You're only 20 seconds away!
[Diamondback> [Uh, Dias?>
[`Spirit`> *sigh* Back here again?  Oh well... Let's go!
[DiasGear> Yes?
* Gravedigger flops around, stil lfrozen
[DeathStar> King Slug: *blocks the exit*
* Snipe holds head and sits up
* `Spirit` pulls the kitsunebi out of thin air
[Diamondback> [GO! ...When you can!>
[DiasGear> Theres not enough room for everyone.
[DeathStar> Station: *shudders, breaking apart*
[Garland> COMM: Yea I know!... Have a coffee ready for me when we get back!
[Snipe> We have no shuttle!
[Diamondback> [Shit, that's right! Dammit, DS, BRILLIANT work!>
[Snipe> I won't be able to polit us out.
[Snipe> Oh, so sue me!
* Gravedigger crashes over next to Snipe
[DeathStar> What an ass.
[DiasGear> Aright..*flicks a switch and the gear dashes towards the Slug*
* `Spirit` channels a burst of psionic energy through the sword, and at the slug
[Garland> I might be able to teleport to the fury.
[Diamondback> [Thanks. I'll repay you for that compliment.>
[DeathStar> King Slug: *howls at Spirit and tries to grab Dias*
[Gravedigger> Heeellllpppp meeeeee.....
[Garland> ....with one person at that, too, depends on the range.
* Snipe walks past Grave
* Spirit continues a psionic assault
[Snipe> Okay, there's our shuttle, get in it
* DiasGear chops the slugs arm off
[Snipe> (the only from last time)
[Snipe> Maybe if we can fix it up some, we can escape
* Garland blasts his classic huge blast at the Slug
[DiasGear> Comm: Snipe, tell me when. I'll open the wall.
* Ripple` heads to the shuttle
[DeathStar> Open it, dammit
* Gravedigger hobbles back and forth on his feet towards the shuttle
* DiasGear leaps out of the way of the blast
* Snipe gets in the shuttle
* `Spirit` channels another wave through the sword, and at the slug
[Ripple`> Let's see...
* Gravedigger falls onto the ramp
[DeathStar> King Slug: *dies and falls into the star*
* DeathStar runs after Snipe
[`Spirit`> Whoo hoo!  Got him!
* Garland cracks his knuckles
* `Spirit` runs to the shuttle
* DiasGear flicks some switches causing the gear to power up
* DeathStar leaps onto the shuttle
[Gravedigger> Heeeelllllppppp.....
[DeathStar> Oh, so, DS, how do you plan on fixing this?!
[Snipe> Snipe, SHUT UP
* Garland grabs Grave
* Snipe bends down and rewires some wires and the shuttle groans
[DiasGear> NRP:???
[Garland> NRP: LOL
[Gravedigger> Thhhaaankksss....
* DiasGear energy begins to gather around the gears fists
[Garland> NRP: So, DS is still snipe, eh?
[Diamondback> NRP: Hrm. We're switched back, yet DS and Snipe are still talking to themselves. That's different.
[Spirit> [Well... This is fun...>
[Garland> Where's Emily?
* `Spirit` trys to help out how she can.
[DeathStar> ...who?
[DeathStar> Station: *breaks in two and catches on fire*
[`Spirit`> ...
[SOUND]
[Gravedigger> ...Sssssnipeeee.....
[DeathStar> WHAT!?
[DiasGear> Comm: READY!
* Snipe brings the shuttle to life and it falls toward the sun
[`Spirit`> Go go go!
* Garland tries his hands at a field, keeping the air in the field to humans can breathe
[Snipe> ....this reminds me too uncannily of Jupiter.
* DiasGear grabs onto the shuttle
[Spirit> [Eek!  I don't want to die...>
[DiasGear> Comm: Your coming with me.
[Gravedigger> Weee-wweeee'rrreeeee ssssscreeeweeeed...
* Garland jumps on with Grave
[Snipe> Wha?
[DeathStar> GO DIAS!
[Ripple`> Kick this thing into gear!
[Diamondback> NRP: Bad joke.
* DiasGear the afterburners kick in and the gear carries the shuttle towards the fury
[DiasGear> BOOYAA!
[Snipe> ...we did it...
* Snipe sits down and sighs in relief
* Garland looks at DS
* DeathStar sits down and glances at his body
[Garland> You DS?
[DeathStar> ...oh...my...God
* Snipe opens one eye and finally sees Snipe
[`Spirit`> ?
[DiasGear> Comm: And you thought Slashers inventions were gonna be junk
[Snipe> Oh...no!
[Diamondback> [I'll give you credit, Dias. You did something right.>
[DeathStar> You're ME!
[Snipe> You're still ME!
[`Spirit`> [Dumbass did something right... incredible...>
[Garland> ....... DAMNIT!
[DiasGear> Me? DB, Slasher made this remember
[Spirit> [What?>
* DeathStar screams in frustration
[DiasGear> I just got to drive this bad boy.
[DeathStar> NOOOOO!
[Spirit> [Uh oh... This is NOT good...>
* DeathStar punches the controls and they spark
[Gravedigger> Ssssssomeone unfeeeezzeeeeee meeeee...
* DeathStar blasts grave, setting him on fire
* `Spirit` eeks
[Ripple`> ...
* Garland fires a weak blast at Grave, th----- alright then!
[Diamondback> [...Uh oh.>
* Snipe holds hand over face
[Gravedigger> ...Than-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
* Gravedigger stops, drops, and rolls
* Garland fires the freeze ray on him
* DiasGear lands in the furys hanger bay
[Gravedigger> ...
* DiasGear places the shuttle on the ground
* Garland thaws him again
* Gravedigger is now frozen again
[Garland> NRP: THAWS, not broils
* DeathStar kicks the plank down
[Gravedigger> ...I feel dirty now....
[DeathStar> THIS IS NOT FAIR!
* Garland helps him up
* Snipe follows DS
[Garland> .... DS....
[Snipe> Hey come we didn't change....?
* DiasGear the gear kneels down and the chest slides apart and DB and Dias come out
[Garland> Maybe it was the Human//Reploid thing?
[DiasGear> Slasher: Did it work?!
* X2 runs into the hangar
* Diamondback thinks about scaring the hell out of everyone, but decides against it
[Snipe> ....had it be.
[X2> Is everyone....uh, everyone again?
[`Spirit`> I heard that Chris...
[DeathStar> No, X2.
[DeathStar> I'm still Ds.
[Garland> X2: Everyone except Snipe and DS.
[Spirit> [More or less...  more of less...>
[X2> ...What?
[Diamondback> [...>
[Garland> Don't ask me.
[Snipe> We didn't switch back over.
* X2 starts looking the two of them over
[Snipe> And *points at the hanger field showing the station burning in the star* We're screwed.
* Gravedigger slaps his forehead
[`Spirit`> *to herself* Well... Atleast I'm someone like myself again...
[Diamondback> [Well... Have fun as a fleshbag, DS...>
[Gravedigger> This day just keep gettin' better an' better....
[Snipe> I'm going to whack you.
[Garland> I'm just not sure where Emily is...
[`Spirit`> ......
[DeathStar> King Slug: *Reforms from the sun and flies at the fury*
[Gravedigger> ...Emily? Who's Emily?
[DeathStar> ...is that my imagenation?
[Diamondback> [Not HIM again...>
* X2 squints
[Garland> Thats who was in my body... oddly.
[X2> Uh, what's that?
[DiasGear> *Slasher glances at the gear* Slasher: WHAT THE HELL DID YO DO TO MY BABY!!
[Spirit> [Incoming!>
* X2 points
[DeathStar> The Manager: [Yes!  I mentally thought of this!>
[Garland> ..... *charges a blast(
* Diamondback charges psionic energy, mimicking Garland
[DeathStar> --wait, don't fire!
[DeathStar> The hanger force field is up!
[`Spirit`> *whispers to Garland* I'll explain this whole thing to you later
[Garland> I'm TOO damn happy to be in my old body.
[DeathStar> You blow that up, we'll all go out into space!
* Garland looks at Spirit
[Gravedigger> ...That would have been bad. Really bad.
[DeathStar> King Slug: *gets closer*
* Spirit charges up energy to the point that even though she isn't visably noticable, the energy build up is easily detected
[Gravedigger> ...That would've been bad. Very bad,
[`Spirit`> I really don't want to die right nwo
[DeathStar> ...what are we going to do?
[DeathStar> King Slug: *draws closer*
[`Spirit`> Run?
* Garland flies to the field
[Garland> Let me out.
[DeathStar> And suck us ALL out!?
* Garland is powering up as much as he can
[DiasGear> I'm going. *walks towards the gear*
[DiasGear> Slasher: Oh know you aren't! *stops Dias*
[Garland> ...Ships leave through here all the time, Snipe.
* Diamondback , suit on, flies after Garland, charging to the limit
[DiasGear> But...I wanna go.
[DeathStar> It'll be 13 seconds
[DeathStar> We can all go OUT that door in 13 seconds
* Garland bursts into flames
[Garland> Then I'll teleport!
[DiasGear> Slasher: Oh no your not. You almost overloaded every circuit in the system.
* Garland grabs DB and teleports to the other side
[X2> ...Never a dull day for you guys, is it?
[DeathStar> No
[Garland> You up for this?
[Spirit> [I'll help too> *the energy signature passes through the wall*
* Gravedigger clicks his tongue
[Gravedigger> Nooooooope.
[Garland> NRP: make that thought speak.. hehe
[Snipe> ...I'm hungry.
[DeathStar> King Slug: *floats along*
[Garland> [Well, FIRE AWAY!>
[DeathStar> King Slug: *looms closer*
* Garland fires his unrealistically huge Kiama at the slug*
[DeathStar> King Slug: *Goes flying back into space*
* Diamondback fires a huge psionic blast at the slug
* Garland isn't going for pain, but to push it into the sun
[DeathStar> King Slug: *almost reaches the star*
* Spirit releases her energy into a blast that seemingly comes from no wheres
[DiasGear> Slasher: *leaps into the gears entrance and goes into the cockpit, the chest cavity closing*
[DeathStar> King Star: *silently roars*
[DeathStar> King Slug: *hits the star, burning his butt*
*** DiasGear is now known as Slasher
[Garland> [Hey Chris, gimme a bit of your Psi for extra push!
* Garland fires harder
* Diamondback nods and does so
[Slasher> Comm: DS, I'm heading out there.
[DeathStar> King Slug: *flies forward against the blast*
[Snipe> Right.
* Spirit draws power from Ripple and continues the beam
[DeathStar> Can that teleport through taht shield?
[DeathStar> King Slug: *slams into the star*
* Slasher the gear takes a few steps forward then rises off the ground
* Garland 's wing appear, his armor there. Garland then uses Seraph's Jing
[Slasher> Comm: I highly doubt it.
[DeathStar> King Slug: *melts away*
* Garland 's blast intensifies
[DeathStar> Star: *is hit and it shudders*
[Slasher> Comm: Umm....
* Slasher the gear lands
[DeathStar> What is Garland doing!?
* Garland stops
[Spirit> [Is it... gone?>
[Slasher> Comm: Judging by the stars violent shuddering...
[DeathStar> Star: *quivers and it's gravity field goes irregular, but, nothing happens
[Garland> [Uh... I'm not strong enough to destroy a star.... am I....?>
* Garland looks at DB
[Diamondback> [Doesn't look like it, no.>
[Spirit> [I hope not>
[Slasher> Comm: It should collapse in...5..4...3...2...1..*looks at the star*
[DeathStar> Star: *Remains fine*
* Garland sighs in relief
[`Spirit`> [You guys did it!>
[Slasher> Bah...This is why I didn't go into a carreer as a mad scientist
[Diamondback> [Nah, Gar did it.>
* DeathStar doesn't feel very happy.
* Snipe smiles
[Garland> [Couldn't have done it without ya, man.> *pats on the back of DB's suit*
[Spirit> [Well... We did help a little...>
* Slasher the chest opens up again and Slasher pops out
[Slasher> Well Death, how did you like my lil' invention?
[DeathStar> My life is ruined.
[Snipe> ..it's...nice.
[Garland> [Ready to go back in?> *is DAMN glad he stopped shooting the star before he found out if he could kill a star*
[Gravedigger> So's your sex life.
[DeathStar> ...*cries*
[Diamondback> [Sure, why not.>
* Garland puts his arm around DB and teleports back in
* Spirit drifts back into the ship.
* Garland lands on the ground
[Slasher> If you'ld like to know. I built this so if it works, we'ld have something to defend the fury with.
[Gravedigger> Oh yeah, Snipe...?
[Snipe> Sounds like a plan
[Diamondback> [Nice job.> *lands*
[DeathStar> ..yes?
[Spirit> *To DB* [I hate living up to my callsign... -.->
* Gravedigger smacks Snipe in the back of the head with his shovel
* Garland walks up to DS
* DeathStar doesn't feel anything
[DeathStar> ...okay, what was that for?
[Slasher> Aright. I can make you guys each one too. But you'll have to design one for me.
[Diamondback> *to Spirit* [Well...>
[Gravedigger> ...It WAS for trying to kill me before....
* Garland hands DS the bag of peanuts [errr... snipe the boy, DS the mind guy]
[Slasher> Oh and they have something very special in each one. I call it an Ether Amplifier.
[Garland> boy-body
[Snipe> ....*munches on it*
[Garland> May as well....
[DeathStar> ...*glares at Grave*
[Gravedigger> Ah, well, there's always next time.
[Spirit> *To DB* [Well what?>
* Gravedigger hops off
[Garland> ... I have an idea.
[`Spirit`> You really showed that slime monster who's boss.
[DeathStar> Squirrel: *runs out of the shuttle* I'm ALIVE!
* X2 shakes his head and walks away muttering to himself
[Gravedigger> AHHHHHHH!
* `Spirit` eeks!
[Slasher> It basically allows you to use whatever power you have as you are now, but amplifies it making it extremely powerful.
[DeathStar> Good God, that squirrel made it out of all that!?
* Gravedigger runs back in after the squirrel, swinging his shovel at it
[Diamondback> *to Spirit* [I can't think of anything to say, so I say "Well...">
[Gravedigger> DIE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE RODENT!
[DeathStar> Squirrel: Hey, chicky, can I feel around in your breasts?  AAAAAAH
[Garland> ...... Do we know who or what planet owned that station?
[DeathStar> Squirrel: Hey, charge it man!  Yo quiero taco bell!
[DeathStar> Squirrel: *runs off*
[Spirit> [What was that about?>
* Gravedigger smacks the rodent into the wall like a golf club hitting a ball
[DeathStar> Squirrel: *shakes himself*
* Garland blurs and grabs the squirrel
[`Spirit`> When I get my hands on that rodent...
[DeathStar> Squirrel: AAH
[Slasher> Well Snipe, how soon should I start working on the gears?
* Garland hands it to Grave
[Snipe> We'll have to look into hat planet.
[Gravedigger> Pops its freaking head off!
[Garland> .... he owes you money.
[DeathStar> Oh, I don't care anymore
* Gravedigger grins evilly
[Slasher> DS?
[Garland> They may have duplicate technology there.
[DeathStar> Squirrel: *electrocutes Garland*
* Garland points at the planet
[Gravedigger> Heeeerrreeee squirrely squirrely squirrely....
[Snipe> ...Snipe's the boss.
* X2 suddenly snatches the squirrel
[Slasher> umm...Can I have a tech team?
* `Spirit` stalks the squirrel with her sword in hand.
* Garland punches the Squirril fast enough to where he's not zapped
* Diamondback shakes his head
[DeathStar> Squirrel: AAAAAH
[X2> Okay furball, Drake wants a word with you
[DeathStar> Squirrel: He does?  Really?  Uh, chitter?
[DeathStar> Squirrel: Could I be a lab experiment instead?
[`Spirit`> How about rodent-kabob....
[X2> Yeah, something about prank calls and really large bill on Grave's line.
[X2> Uh, let me think...no.
* X2 hauls the critter away
[Slasher> I think I'll head towards my lab..*walks off laughing*
* `Spirit` sticks her tounge out at X2
[DeathStar> Squirrel: Iiiiiiiiiiii'll reeeeeeetuuuuuuuuurn!
[Garland> NRP: LOL
* X2 said "no' to the rodent, actually
[DeathStar> Nice, is the squirrel going to go insane like The Manager
[`Spirit`> I'm going to kill that rodent...
[Spirit> [It isn't sooo bad>
[Gravedigger> And that, they say, is that.
[DeathStar> Session Ends