Session 90: Misfits Part One

[Snipe] Time Chart: August 3rd
[Snipe] Location: Origin
* Snipe is in the control room, twirling a pencil idly
*** X1 is now known as Gravedigger
* Garland moves about the Origin, his check list in hand
*** Hikaru` is now known as Ariel
*** Wiendigo has joined #taw
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Wiendigo
* Gravedigger is...yeah.
* Snipe leans back in his chair, tapping the pencil on the desk and lets out a depressed sigh
[Snipe] ...no one remembered.  Not even Elayne.
* Garland puts his checklist down, looking at his watch
* Wiendigo grabs the chair and pushes the back down, spilling Snipe out of his seat
[Garland] .oO(I wasn't told when his party is....)
*** Cheryl has joined #taw
* Snipe falls onto the floor
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Cheryl
[Snipe] AAH--!
[Wiendigo] What the hell are you belly-achin' about now?
* Ariel sighs
[Garland] .oO(Oh well.. I'll go on and find John)
[Snipe] ....*lets the pencil land beside his head* Nothing...
* Garland heads into his quarters for a moment
[Wiendigo] Then bitch to yourself.
* Snipe mock salutes Wien from the floor
* Snipe stands up, dusts off his black jacket, and walks out of the control room
[Wiendigo] Don't make me spit on you.
* Gravedigger drops down on top of Snipe
[Gravedigger] AHHHH!
[Snipe] EEEK!
* Snipe slams onto the floor
* Garland comes back out, two packages in hand
*** Spirit has joined #taw
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Spirit
* Shadow_Hunter walks out of his quarters, and over to the control room
* Snipe stands up, dusts himself off again, glares at Grave, and walks off
[Gravedigger] ...Hey!
[Snipe] Computer: Hey!
* Ariel goes back to working on something on the computer
* Gravedigger runs up to Snipe
* Snipe stops
* Shadow_Hunter walks by Snipe "Good day Snipe"
[Snipe] Yes?  *Says hopefully*
* Snipe nods at SH
* Garland enters the control room
* Snipe isn't in the control room right now
[Gravedigger] What are you in a huff about? 
* Garland pokes his head in
[Garland] John?
[Wiendigo] No.
[Snipe] ...*face falls* Oh, nothing.  *smiles weakly* I gotta go do something.  *walks off*
* Spirit works on something in her room.
[Snipe] Computer: He left.
* Gravedigger follows
[Gravedigger] What's that?
* Garland jumps in
[Snipe] ...I have to go pick off my crabs.  Care to join me?
[Garland] Hey Joh----- *sees him leave*
[Gravedigger] I thought you didn't have crabs.
[Garland] ....
* Snipe left way before Garland came
[Snipe] I don't.  I'm trying to get rid of you.  Shoo1
[Gravedigger] But I'm not a crab.
* Garland looks at the others
* Snipe steps up to the elevator
* Gravedigger hops in
[Snipe] Seriously?  I'm going to take a shower
* Shadow_Hunter walks into the control room, glanceing about
* Snipe hits the button to the floor he lives on
[Gravedigger] Liar.
[Snipe] Oh?
[Garland] ... *sighs, placing the two gifts into Snipe's chair*
[Snipe] Computer: For me!?
[Garland] Computer: Is it your birthday?
* Wiendigo looks at SH, then at Gar
[Snipe] Computer: .... uh, no?
* Snipe hums to the elevator song
[Wiendigo] Where the hell do you gets these people?
[Garland] Computer: Then, no.
[Gravedigger] Yes.
[Snipe] Computer: .... can I have them anyway.
[Garland] Don't ask me. I'm not officially with them anyway.
* Shadow_Hunter rubs the back of his head, as he looks at the gifts
* Snipe steps off on his floor and walks toward his room
[Garland] Computer: No.
[Wiendigo] ...Then why the hell are you one of the leaders?
[Snipe] Computer: Can I take his leadership place?
[Garland] I'd ask you the same question, but I know why you are.
[Wiendigo] I'm officially WITH them. That's why.
* Snipe reaches his room and fiddles with the keycode
* Gravedigger looks over Snipe's shoulder
[Snipe] ...
[Gravedigger] Whatcha doin'?
* Snipe stands a little taller
* Snipe finishes entering the keycode and pushes open the door
* Snipe steps into his room
* Gravedigger follows
[Garland] If you recall, I gave the good word that got you there. I'm a member of the team, but I'm a Hunter, not a wraith.
[Snipe] ...okay, you're getting creepy.
[Gravedigger] Haven't I always been?
* Snipe enters the bathroom and flicks on the water
[Wiendigo] Hardly.
[Snipe] Yeah, but this is ... creepy creepy.
[Snipe] Are you planning on watching too?
[Gravedigger] I'm not into that sorta thing.
[Garland] Whatever you say, Wiendigo...
* Spirit keeps working.
* Garland turns, leaving the packages in Snipe's chair
* Snipe closes the door to the bathroom
* Cheryl idly plays solitare in the MedBay
* Wiendigo brings up information on the console in front of him
*** Tenson has joined #TAW
[Snipe] NRP: A person's who information says...TAW?!
*** Tenson is now known as Shadow_Hunter`
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*** Shadow_Hunter` is now known as Shadow_Hunter
* Garland walks down the hallway
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Shadow_Hunter
*** X1 has joined #taw
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o X1
[Snipe] Computer: Whatcha accessing?
*** X1 is now known as X2
[Wiendigo] Stuff.
[Snipe] Computer: *reads it*
* X2 pops his head out of his office
[X2] Any patients?
[Snipe] Engineer: *sneeses*
[Snipe] Engineer: *sneezes too*
* Gravedigger stealtily hangs decorations around Snipe's room
* Snipe can be heard singing in the shower
[Cheryl] Nope,  sorry.  Not one.
* Garland enters the MedBay
[X2] Bother.
* X2 looks at Cheryl
[Snipe] Engineer: *looks at the both of them ignoring him* Hey!
[X2] ...How are YOU feeling? Sick at all?
[X2] NRP: You never said where he was
[Snipe] Engineer: *waves hands* Hello!  Master of the universe here!  I'm Andrew Hinz!~
[Garland] Hey, Che----*glances at X2* I'm fine, keep the needles at bay.
[X2] NRP: ...
[Cheryl] Sick?  No.
[Snipe] NRP: I couldn't resist that..
* X2 gowels at Garland
* Shadow_Hunter walks over back out of the control room, and down to the main training room, running a sim to help incress his power and speed
[X2] That was NOT me!
[Snipe] Engineer Hinz: *gives up and sits back down, sneezing in MedBay*
[Garland] Liar!
* Garland looks at the Engineer
[Garland] We actually hire guys like these?
[X2] It wasn't! Someone broke in, dressed up like me, then terrorized everyone!
[Snipe] Engineer: I am an engineer.  I am like a phoenix from the ashes.  I am *ACHOO*
* Gravedigger slides out of Snipe's room and sneaks away
[Garland] ...Looney...
[Garland] Anyway.. Cheryl, what's up?
[X2] Oh hush, you. *injects the engineer with an alergy shot type deal.
[Cheryl] Been working on mechs and neglecting my job as a doctor.
[X2] Yes you certainly have been.
[Garland] We all have our times...
[Snipe] Computer: *buts into the conversation* Can I have the presents now, Garland?
[Snipe] Engineer: *sneezes on X2's glasses*
[X2] ...
* X2 wipes the snot off from his face
[Garland] Computer: .....When is your birthday?
[X2] OUT!
[Snipe] Engineer: *grumbles, leaving*
* Garland looks at the Engineer
[Snipe] Computer: I don't have one.
* X2 kicks after him
* Wiendigo types up the current roster and files
[Garland] .... Hoo boy.... 'master of the universe' he is...
[Snipe] NRP: *threatens to bring in the Pioneer now*
* Snipe finishes his shower and sits down on the toilet, sighing
[Spirit] NRP: *threatens to sing pioneer now*
[Snipe] Another year...my last year...
* Garland sighs
[Garland] I am a lumberjack!
[Gravedigger] NRP: Here I sit, brokenhearted...
[Snipe] Computer: Say what?
[X2] I thought you were a Chiere...
[Garland] Long story..
[Snipe] Computer: ... you're on drugs, aren't you?
[Garland] Cipher knows all about it. *laughs*
* Spirit keeps working
* Snipe keeps sitting on the can
[Garland] NRP: How GRAPHIC!
[Snipe] NRP: .... at least I'm not going into full detail the adventures in bathroom land.
[Garland] Cheryl, did Sera talk to you about the trip?
[Garland] NRP: Think of the children!
[Cheryl] Trip?  What trip?
[Snipe] Computer: Trip?!  We're going on a trip!?
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[Garland] She told me she'd talk to you about it...
[Snipe] Computer:  Trip!  Trip!
[Snipe] Computer: May I have the presents now?
* X2 mutes the computer
[Garland] Once Sera and I build up a sizable savings, she wants to go on a family vacation..
[Snipe] Computer: *unmutes himself and looks for an outlet to zap X2*
[Cheryl] Oh?  And I'm invited?
* Gravedigger wanders around the station
[Gravedigger] Man, I wish this place had a promenade...
[Snipe] X2: *walks by Grave, waving, and then enters the elevator*
[Garland] You are an In-law to me.... and to Sera, you know....
* Gravedigger watches X2 go by
[Gravedigger] Screwy guy...
[Cheryl] Well... If you say so, I won't argue...
[Snipe] X2: *sticks head back out and sticks out his tongue before ducking back in*
* Gravedigger heads down to the cafeteria
[Gravedigger] ...The hell?
[Garland] *smirks* Gotta love in-laws.....
* Gravedigger looks at X2
[Snipe] X2: *is safely in the elevator, going down*
[Garland] Hope you know how to ski. That's what she's wanting to do...
[Snipe] Computer: Am I invited?
[Gravedigger] He gets more screwy every day...
[Garland] Computer: *grows tired of him* Sure.
* Wiendigo goes over team files
* Snipe exits the bathroom and enters his room
[Wiendigo] Hmm.
[Snipe] ....?  *looks around in puzzlement* Decorations?
[Cheryl] Skiing?  No... I guess I'll have to learn.
[Snipe] ...Iiii got it, they're all hiding in my room to surprise me!
* Snipe looks behind his chair
[Snipe] ...no...*looks under his bed* No...
* Snipe looks in the closet
[Snipe] No...
[Garland] ....Damn, I was hoping you'd teach me..
* Snipe sighs depressed
* Snipe grabs his clothes and exits his room
[Gravedigger] NRP: ...I hung birthday decortations in his room!
* Shadow_Hunter stops the sim, coming out to get something to eat in the cafeteria
[Snipe] NRP: He knows, but there's no one there.
[Gravedigger] NRP: Fool!
[Snipe] NRP: Hee hee.
* Snipe walks around
[Cheryl] I'm sure Ariel would know, she spends lots of time in the snow.
[Snipe] I guess Grave remembered.
[Snipe] I need to go thank him.
[Garland] Hah...
* Gravedigger follows SH in
* Snipe enters the elevator, passing X2
[Snipe] Yo, X2.
[Snipe] X2: Hey hey.
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* Snipe enters the elevator
* Shadow_Hunter grabs a bite to eat
[Gravedigger] You're the new guy, huh?
* Snipe rides up to the cafeteria floor, steps out, and wanders down the hallway and into the room
* Snipe looks around and sneaks up on Grave
* Spirit puts the project in a box and seals it up
* Shadow_Hunter looks at Gravedigger "Ummm...yep"
* Snipe pulls out a balloon he took from his room and pops it behind Grave
[Gravedigger] Cool, I'm-AHHH!
* Gravedigger falls to the floor, clutching his chest
[Snipe] My God, I think I killed him.
* Gravedigger twitches
* Shadow_Hunter loks at Snipe "Umm..."
[Snipe] I don't think a reploid can have a heart attack....
* Shadow_Hunter laughs
[Garland] NRP: Did somone mention God!? Up up and away!!! *flies off*
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* Snipe pokes Grave with his foot
[Snipe] You alive?
* Gravedigger looks up wide-eyed. "Damn straight! RAAA!" *grabs Snipe's leg and jerks it out from under him*
* Snipe falls on Grave
[Gravedigger] Ack!
[Snipe] Ow..
* Garland leaves the medbay, going about his business
* Cheryl goes back to solitare
[Snipe] Computer: Hmmm
* X2 goes back to...X2 type stuff.
* Shadow_Hunter keeps laughing
* Wiendigo continues to study files, smirking in a sinisterlyish-type way
* Snipe stands up
[Snipe] Great, I'm gooed.
* Gravedigger pulls Snipe back down, then stands up
* Snipe sweeps Grave's legs, then stands up
* Gravedigger backflips over them, then slaps Snipe on the back
[Snipe] Hey!
[Gravedigger] What?
* Gravedigger tunrs back to SH
[Snipe] Hand: *Grabs Snipe's presents from his chair and replaces them quickly*
[Spirit] [Glove] *taps Snipe on the shoulder*
[Snipe] Oh, yeah, Grave, I heard you've been visiting Eve. I have some news about her, whenever you're----uh?
[Gravedigger] AS I was saying...I'm Gravedigger. *holds out his hand* Hiya.
* Snipe glances at his shoulder
[Snipe] A...glove?
[Spirit] [Glove] *waves to Snipe*
[Gravedigger] ...The hell?
[Snipe] ...Gra--Gra---Grave!
[Snipe] There's a GHOST!
[Spirit] [Glove] *gives Snipe a thumbs up*
[Gravedigger] Dude, that's a glove, not a gohst.
* Shadow_Hunter puts his hand in Gravedigger`s hand, shaking it "Good to meet you Gravedigger"
[Snipe] ...then why is it giving me a thumbs up!?
[Gravedigger] ...It likes movies?
[Snipe] ...
* Snipe glares at Grave
[Gravedigger] How the hell should I know?
[Spirit] [Glove] *floats there*
* Snipe waves hand where the glove is at
[Snipe] I don't feel anything...
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* Shadow_Hunter looks at the glove "Hmmm..."
[Snipe] No wires holding it up...
[Spirit] [Gloves] *holds two fingers up in a V for victory*
[Snipe] ...AAH, It'S VENUS!
* Snipe leaps into Grave's arms
[Gravedigger] ...
* Gravedigger drops Snipe
[Snipe] Ow!
[Shadow_Hunter] ....
* Snipe stands up
[Snipe] So, what should we do about our ghost friend?
[Spirit] [Gloves] *seems to sigh*
[Gravedigger] This ain't the first time we've dealt with ghosts, remember?
[Snipe] ...uh...that Halloween night, right?
[Snipe] But if you recall, you were possessed.
[Gravedigger] Bingo.
[Gravedigger] ...But I'm not now.
[Snipe] How can I be sure?
* Shadow_Hunter just goes back to eating
[Gravedigger] Because I'm not trying to kill you?
[Snipe] That's a good reason.
* Snipe walks around the gloves towards the exit
* Gravedigger grabs SH by his arm and drags him over
[Spirit] [Gloves] *holds up one finger, then flys off*
[Shadow_Hunter] HEY!!!
* Snipe stops
[Snipe] It held up 1 finger...does it mean 1 second before it kills us?
* Shadow_Hunter looks up at Gravedigger "Yes....?!"
[Spirit] [Gloves] *comes back with a box*
[Gravedigger] C'mon
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[Snipe] ...Grave, it has---a bomb!
* Gravedigger stands next to the glove
[Spirit] NRP: WB
[Gravedigger] ...It's a box.
[Snipe] ...with a bomb inside!
[Shadow_Hunter] Fine...
[Gravedigger] You don't know that.
[Pteryx] NRP: Re.  :)  I'll jump in once I'm ready.  ;)
[Spirit] [Gloves] *try to hand the box to Snipe*
* Snipe hands the box back
[Garland] NRP: :)
[Spirit] [Gloves] *hands the box to snipe insistfully*
* Snipe takes it...begrudginly
[Snipe] NRP: Dang typos
* Shadow_Hunter stands back up, from beeing draged by Gravedigger
* Garland checks on the technitians
[Spirit] [Gloves] *clap*
* Snipe glances at the box and puts ear to it to hear if anything is inside
[Spirit] [Box] *is silent*
* Snipe slowly opens the box
[Garland] *to technitians* I like you guys better than Engineers, they're all coo-coo..
[Snipe] Techs: Masta Garland!
* Snipe peeks inside
[Spirit] [Box] *has a very nice Gi inside and a card*
* Snipe blinks in surprise and takes the card, glancing at it
[Gravedigger] What is it?
[Spirit] Card: Happy Birthday!   From Em
[Snipe] It's from Em.
[Gravedigger] Em?
[Snipe] Em.
[Gravedigger] Who's 'Em'?
[Snipe] It seems a ghost remembered my birthday before others....*looks at the gloves* Thanks!
* Shadow_Hunter blinks "Who is Em?"
[Snipe] ...uh...Em?  She's...uh..those gloves
* Snipe points
[Gravedigger] ...Are you on drugs?
[Spirit] [Gloves] *clap*
* Shadow_Hunter nods slowly
[Snipe] ...no, I'm not on drugs!
[Snipe] A ghost gave me a nice Gi!
[Gravedigger] How could a ghost afford a gi?
[Snipe] ...uh..
[Spirit] [Gloves] *holds a finger to an invisible mouth*
[Gravedigger] And who's Em? How come I don't know about her?
[Snipe] ...because she's a ghost!
[Gravedigger] Well DUH, but what's the story there?
[Snipe] ...uh...
* Gravedigger mumbles under his breath about setting up decorations
* Snipe leans on Grave
* Shadow_Hunter stands there confused
[Snipe] Oh, yes, thanks for the balloons
* Snipe brings out another one and pops it
[Gravedigger] ...There was more than just balloons!
[Snipe] Thanks for the banners too.
[Gravedigger] ...What? No thanks over the gift?
[Snipe] ...gift?
[Gravedigger] The little wide-eyed alien creature thing? Looks like a really small alien fuzzy elf?
[Snipe] ...what...really...small....alien...fuzzy....elf?
[Shadow_Hunter] Huh?
[Gravedigger] ...Don't tell me it wasn't there.
[Snipe] ....no...
[Spirit] [Gloves] *float there*
[Gravedigger] NRP: Name that obscure reference!
* Gravedigger slaps his face
[Spirit] NRP: First impression was Gremlins
[Snipe] NRP: Gizmo!
[Snipe] ....I did hear water running and the sounds of food though.
[Pteryx] NRP: LOL!
[Garland] NRP: I was thinking that Elf from Sluggy, Mr. Tipsy-nip or something
[Gravedigger] NRP: Hint, I've mentioned it before, but you'd have to have paid really close attention.
[Snipe] NRP: Hmmmmmm....
[Snipe] NRP: *they all spend the next hour trying to guess*
[Gravedigger] NRP: Not in any session
* Gravedigger looks at the glove
* Snipe glances at the glove
[Gravedigger] That just freaks me out.
[Garland] NRP: it wants a tip.
[Snipe] NRP: LOL
[Spirit] [Gloves] *shrug*
* Shadow_Hunter nods
[Snipe] I'm going to the control room.  Thanks you two, really
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[Snipe] And remind me to tell you about Eve later, Grave
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Boo.]
* Snipe walks out of the cafeteria
[Gravedigger] ...Okay, who said thay?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [*ghostly sounds*]
[Shadow_Hunter] Huh?..what are you talking about?
[Spirit] [Gloves] *float there*
[Gravedigger] Someone said 'Boo.'
[Garland] I wonder if Snipe found the presents yet?
* Snipe enters the control room and sees a present
[Snipe] Hrm..
* Snipe walks over to the seat and picks up the present
* Gravedigger looks at the gloves
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [It was me.]
[Snipe] Someone else remembered?
[Shadow_Hunter] Well i didn`t say Boo...
[Gravedigger] ...And why are you tlaking to me?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [*laughs*]
* Wiendigo pays Snipe no attention as he walks in.
[Gravedigger] Who ARE you, anyway?
* Ariel nods to Snipe
* Snipe opens it and sees a mask of himself, only in a sad, teary face
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [A ghost.]
[Snipe] ...wha?
* Snipe picks up the mask, looking at it
* Shadow_Hunter sighs, walks back to his food, eating it again
* Wiendigo mutters "Oh yeah, happy birthday or some shit, kid."
[Snipe] ...yeah, funny, did you leave this?
* Snipe waves the clownish mask at Wien
[Wiendigo] Nope. I'm too cheap.
[Snipe] ...who?
[Snipe] Ariel?
[Gravedigger] ...I know THAT! But WHO are you?
[Ariel] No me.
* X2 fiddles with things in his office
[Snipe] Who would play a sad joke like this...?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Didn't you read the card? It's Em.]
[Gravedigger] Can you tell me more than that?
[Ariel] *glances at the mask* X1 might...
[Snipe] ...isn't he...gone?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Well, what else would you want me to tell you?]
[Gravedigger] Like what's your story?
[Snipe] Gizmo: *runs by Grave*
* Gravedigger stps on it
[Ariel] Probally.
[Gravedigger] Damn rodents.
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Story? That'd take too long...]
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Any particulars?]
* Shadow_Hunter finishes eating and walks past Grave, on his way back to the main training room
[Gravedigger] So? I've got time.
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* Pteryx (NRP) wonders why we're getting an audience...
[Gravedigger] Okay, how do you know Snipe? Why are you dead? Why are you floating about?
[Snipe] NRP: They are horrified about the death of Gizmo
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Abridged version? Fought Sigma's goons, died, travelled until I ended up here.]
[Snipe] Comm: Uh, Grave...you pulling pranks on me?
[Gravedigger] When was th-What?
* Garland enters the Cafe
[Gravedigger] Comm: Not lately, why?
[Telekin_Ajaz-Vyren] NRP: sorry...I just wanna see
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[Snipe] Comm: I have...this...strange....mask
[Gravedigger] NRP: www.thealienwars.org if you wanna join!
* Shadow_Hunter starts his sim again, working on his power and speed
[Gravedigger] Comm: Is it a neat mask?
[Garland] NRP: Paid for by UO Inc.!
[Snipe] Comm: It's a mask of me crying in a clown style.
[Snipe] NRP: *hits Garland*
[Gravedigger] Comm: Hoookay...
[Garland] NRP: Ow! [/end shameless plug]
* Gravedigger looks back to the gloves
[Snipe] Comm: It's really...creepy
[Ariel] NRP: Too much Majora's mask for you...
[Snipe] NRP: IT's part of the plot, hush
[Gravedigger] C'mon, let's head to the bridge, I wanna hear about you in more detail.
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* Garland walks by the gloves and Grave
* Snipe turns back to the computer
[Snipe] Comm: I'm going to go talk to the scientists about Eve now.
[Garland] Hey, Emily, Grave.
[Ariel] NRP: Someone must have been playing the fake balad of the windfish
* Garland walks by, grabbing a drink and a bagel
* Wiendigo laughs to himself, still reading
[Spirit] [Gloves] *wave to Garland*
* Snipe peaks over Wien's shoulder
[Snipe] What's that?
[Gravedigger] Comm: ...What about Eve? What's wrong?
* Wiendigo flicks Snipe's face
[Wiendigo] Nothing you need to worry about.
[Snipe] Comm: Oh, the scientists have learned much about---OW!
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[Shadow_Hunter] NRP:Hey Seraphna
* Snipe flicks Wien's ear
[Snipe] Move aside!
[Gravedigger] NRP: WHAT?
[Seraphna] NRP: Mesa join in?
[Gravedigger] WHAT? (minus NRP)
[Snipe] NRP: We're on our lovely Origin
[Ariel] NRP: Heya Sera-chan!
* Garland sips his coffee and munches on his bagel
[Gravedigger] NRP: Sure thing
* Snipe looks at the mask and throws it aside
[Snipe] Creppy.
[Snipe] Creepy too
[Garland] NRP: SEWA! *huggles*
[Wiendigo] Back off.
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* Snipe leans against Wien's back
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Elayne`
[Snipe] Hey, you know I'm on your side
[Snipe] So, whatcha got up your sleeve?
[Wiendigo] My own business.
[Seraphna] NRP: HUGGLES... where are we?
[Snipe] Aah.
[Garland] MRP: Origin, Snipe's birthday.
* Snipe is back to back with Wien
* Gravedigger turns back to Em's gloves
* Seraphna walks into the cafeteria and grabs steamed vegetables...
* Shadow_Hunter keeps working on speed and power in the main training
[Gravedigger] Yes, yes, I KNOW you're Em, but I want to know more.
[Snipe] I'm still wondering why only two people, besides you, remembered my birthday.  And some freak who sends me masks.
[Shadow_Hunter] *room
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Like?]
[Garland] Well hello there, love. *leans over her shoulder*
* Elayne` hugs Snipe from behind him
[Wiendigo] I..*coughs* Read it somewhere.
* Snipe is back to back with Wien.
[Elayne`] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[Elayne`] NRP: OOps
[Snipe] ...oh, sure.
* Seraphna smiles
* Snipe smirks at Wien
[Gravedigger] Like...What connection do you have to Snipe?
* Snipe sighs
[Snipe] Even Elayne didn't remember.
* Elayne` Appears next to Snipe and hugs him
[Elayne`] YEAH RIGHT!
[Snipe] ACK!
* Snipe falls over
* Garland looks over to Grave
* Gravedigger is gone from the cafeteria
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [None really. He's cute, but that's it.]
* Snipe stands up again and regards Elayne
[Snipe] Who says you remembered?
[Gravedigger] So you just gave him a gift to be nice?
* Garland blinks, then sits next to Sera
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Yep.]
* X2 tinkers with medical supplies
[Gravedigger] Nice.
[Garland] Did those parts come in  you ordered?
[Elayne`] I did!
[Snipe] On what authority?
* Elayne` looks down, blushing a silvery crimsom
* Wiendigo brings up the next file, looks over his shoulder at Ariel, smirks, then turns back to his reading
[Seraphna] I can't get the twins to be quiet for a moment...
* Seraphna sighs
* Snipe nods at the mask
[Snipe] I wonder what creep sent me that.
[Garland] Oh yes, love, I already gave John his gifts from the twins and us. I couldn't find him so I put them in his chair.
[Ariel] So tall, dark and ugly, what's so interesting?
* Gravedigger gets into the elevator
[Snipe] I mean, putting that in my chair like that
[Spirit] [Gloves] *follow*
* Wiendigo doesn't acknowledge Ariel, too engrossed in his reading
* Seraphna laughs
[Snipe] Iceheart: *steps into the room* Perhaps you?
[Gravedigger] So how long you been floating around, anyway?
[Elayne`] I didn't.. know what to get you...
* Snipe glances at elayne
[Snipe] Oh, that's okay.  *smirks*
*** Iceheart has joined #taw
[Snipe] I'm a big boy.
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Floating? Not very long... Only recently learned how.]
*** Gravedigger sets mode: +o Iceheart
[Garland] Did Elayne sign the cards?
[Gravedigger] Who are you connected with here?
* Seraphna shakes her head
* Iceheart leans against Wien, looking over his shoulder
[Seraphna] She wanted to get him something herself
*** Telekin_Ajaz-Vyren has joined #taw
* Wiendigo looks up
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [What'cha mean?]
[Wiendigo] I see someone decided to come out of hiding.
[Iceheart] Interesting reading?
[Wiendigo] Could say that.
* Iceheart smiles coldly
[Garland] Hrm.. Well she's a big girl... I'm sure she got him something nice.
[Iceheart] Me, come out of hiding?
* Shadow_Hunter finishes the sim, walking back to the cafeteria, graping a mug of coffee
* Snipe studies Iceheart and Wien
[Shadow_Hunter] *Grabing
[Gravedigger] Well..you obviously know someone here that you hang around most often, right?
[Wiendigo] Well, you've been down in the lower levels longer than I have.
[Seraphna] Lucas] NO I'M FASTER!
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Sor-ta...]
[Iceheart] What can I say?  It suits my fancies.
[Seraphna] *Lucas and Jonas roll into the cafe arguing
[Iceheart] Plus I don't have to worry about the crazies up here...
[Wiendigo] I bet. *smirks*
[Garland] ..... We'rent they napping?
* Seraphna sighs and drops her head to the table
* Snipe nods at Elayne
* Shadow_Hunter sits at a table, pulling out a book and starts to read
[Snipe] Well, I gotta meeting
[Garland] God help us with our little demons...
[Gravedigger] And who might that person be?
[Elayne`] I..
* Garland blurs over to the twins
* Snipe grabs his pass and turns to the others
[Snipe] I'm going to go see what the scientists have on Eve.
* Gravedigger gets out into the control room
[Seraphna] Jonas] No I made it here first!
[Gravedigger] Hold up. I'm coming too.
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Grave Grave Grave... you have one bad memory...]
[Garland] Jonas.. Lucas... what did I tell you two about argueing?
* Snipe glances at Grave
*** Telekin_Ajaz-Vyren has left #taw
[Snipe] Yo.
* Gravedigger to Em
[Seraphna] Lucas] Umm...
[Iceheart] Eve?
* Iceheart raises eyebrow
[Gravedigger] Yeah, yeah I do.
[Garland] Lucas.
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Who do you think it is?]
[Elayne`] I'm coming
[Snipe] You too?
* Snipe looks at Elayne.
[Gravedigger] ...How sohlud I know?
* Garland looks at him, the angry dad look.
[Seraphna] Norra do it!
[Seraphna] Lucas]
[Snipe] Well, lets go gang
* Elayne` nodds and follows
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Because you've been told once before?]
* Snipe walks out into the hall and hits the elevator button, it opening
[Shadow_Hunter] Ahhh....so thats what it means.....
[Iceheart] I have to meet this ... Eve..
* Iceheart follows
[Wiendigo] Genetically enhanced human female. Exposed to genetically manipulated plants, allowing her to control her hormones to attract human males, and bend them to her will. Currently being held down in the cells.
[Seraphna] Lucas] Sowwy daddy...
[Gravedigger] ...When?
[Garland] Jonas, Lucas, this isn't a play room. I don't want you getting hurt...
* Snipe steps in
[Ariel] *follows* You might need backup at this rate Icy.
* Wiendigo turns off his console and gets up
* Elayne` follows closely behind Snipe
* Iceheart steps onto the elevator
[Wiendigo] I'm coming as well.
* Gravedigger gets on
[Spirit] [Gloves] *follow*
* Wiendigo steps on
[Garland] You're brothers, you should get along.
[Snipe] ...my, I didn't know we all were interested in one prisoner.  I knew Grave and ias...
[Gravedigger] ...It's a regulary menagiere...
* Snipe closes the button, the elevator tight packed with little moveable room
[Seraphna] Jonas] We know... jus playin daddy...
[Wiendigo] I ain
[Em] [I'd like to meet this Eve too.]
[Wiendigo] I ain't got anytihng better to do.
[Snipe] Just becareful around Eve
* Shadow_Hunter closes the book, looking over to Seraphna "So its Snipe`s Birthday today?"
[Snipe] The professors should know the full extent of our power today.
[Seraphna] Yes...
[Snipe] And why she's like she is.  
[Garland] Aww, I'm not mad. Come on! Let's go see if Mr. McCormick opened his presents yet!
[Shadow_Hunter] Ack!
[Seraphna] Lucas + Jonas] OKIES!
[Wiendigo] The human males, at least. *glances at Snipe*
* Snipe taps his foot to the elevator music
[Garland] Sera! You comming with us?
[Snipe] You never know, Wien.
* Iceheart glares sharply
[Iceheart] He better know.
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [So what's this Eve like?]
* Seraphna gets up and allows Jonas to hop onto her shoulder
[Seraphna] Why not...
[Gravedigger] She qon't hurt anybody. *said firmly*
[Snipe] Grave, she almost took over the Fury.
* Elayne` sighs
[Gravedigger] She's nice, she has a kind heart.
[Snipe] We can't treat her lightly because she's a female.
* Shadow_Hunter gets up and walks to his room, trying to find something
* Garland smiles, heading for the control room with Lucas on his shoulder
[Gravedigger] And when's the last time YOU'VE been down to talk to her, huh?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Sounds like someone I'd like to meet...]
[Snipe] Never.
[Snipe] Just like Dias.
* Garland enters, looking to see who all is in the control room
[Garland] Computer?
[Snipe] Computer: Yes?
[Gravedigger] If you were exposed to some freak experiement and gained emense power in an instant, would'nt you be scared and confused as well?
[Seraphna] No one's here...
[Snipe] ....
[Garland] Did John open his gifts?
* Gravedigger folds his arms and scowls
* Snipe looks down quietly, growing deadly quiet
[Snipe] NRP: Wham!  Hit on that virus subject Grave.
[Spirit] [Gloves] *pat Snipe on the shoulder*
[Snipe] Computer: YOU left that gift?!
[Garland] In his chair? Yes... why?
* Iceheart shifts, looking around, boxed in tightly
[Iceheart] How much longer?
[Snipe] A few more moments.
* Snipe looks up and sighs
* Elayne` looks down at the gun at her side
* Wiendigo moves closer to IH purporsely
[Snipe] Computer:  He was horrified by it.  No wonder.  How could you?
[Elayne`] I kinda feel sorry for eve...
* Iceheart smiles
[Gravedigger] Kinda?
[Em] *to Gravedigger* [Me too.]
* Gravedigger turns
[Snipe] Yeah, okay, maybe I was wrong.
[Em] NRP: Ack!
[Em] [Me too.]
[Gravedigger] We should ALL feel completely sorry for her.
[Shadow_Hunter] Danm....Oh well.... *Walks out of his room and around the halls*
* Snipe tries not to remember what all happened when Eve was here, the things he did..
[Garland] What?? Sera and I spent a lot of time thinking about that....! *looks at Sera, worried*
[Garland] He didn't like what we got him?
[Snipe] Computer: .... you what?!  ... Sickos.
[Seraphna] Let's just leave it be...
[Snipe] Computer: He threw it against the wall.  
[Snipe] Computer: Look over there.
[Seraphna] Gar that iiis the computer
* Snipe opens the elevator door and steps out
[Snipe] Computer: What about me?
* Garland looks at the wall
[Garland] ???
[Snipe] Mask: *lays there, on it's front side*
[Snipe] Computer: Are you implying something!?
[Garland] What is that?
* Gravedigger pushes past everyone to the front
* Wiendigo steps out
[Seraphna] Yes.. I am...
[Snipe] Hey!  *is pushed out
[Garland] Computer, that isn't what we got him...
[Snipe] Computer: ... I...I...hate you!
[Wiendigo] He seems impatient today.
[Snipe] Computer: *cries*
[Iceheart] Likes Eve, perhaps?
* Snipe walks down the hallway
* Elayne` follows Snipe
[Garland] Sera... don't be mean to it...
[Spirit] [Gloves] *rest on Elayne's shoulders*
[Elayne`] ?
* Gravedigger gets tehre before everyone else
* Elayne` looks at the glove
[Elayne`] Oro?
[Snipe] GM: *door leads to a meeting room*
* Snipe steps up behind Grave
[Spirit] [Gloves] *wave, then go back to resting*
* Gravedigger walks through
* Snipe enters the meeting room; scientists are sitting down; a window is seen and Eve on the other side, in a room alone
[Snipe] Scientist: Ah, greetings.
[Seraphna] *Sarlen is at one of the chairs
* Iceheart walks in
[Gravedigger] Yeah, whatever.
[Snipe] Computer: *remains crying*
* Wiendigo follows IH in
[Garland] NRP: Half-life line.. Oo....
[Snipe] Don't mind him, he's pissy.
* Ariel enters.
* Snipe sits down
[Garland] Um... Computer, she didn't mean it!
* Garland gestures to Sera
* Gravedigger glares at Snipe
[Seraphna] Sarlen] Nice of you guys to join us
[Snipe] Computer: *lowers his vocals so he won't disturb anyone but keeps up his crying*
[Gravedigger] It might be your birthday, but I'd advise you to watch it.
[Seraphna] Yeah... I'm sorry...
[Snipe] Computer: Really!?
* Seraphna nodds
[Seraphna] I am...
* Iceheart leans against the window and looks at Eve
[Snipe] Scientist:  She can't see us right now.
[Snipe] Computer: I love you too.  Give me a hug!
* Wiendigo watches
* Garland wispers to Sera "No one likes the computer, he/she/it needs a friend sometimes"
[Seraphna] Sarlen] We've been up awhile.. excuse us if we seem rude...
* X2 falls asleep on his desk
[Snipe] X2: *is in the back corner of the room*
* Snipe waves at X2
[Snipe] Yo.
[Snipe] X2: Hey hey h---yo.
* Elayne` giggles at X2
[Snipe] Scientist: Well, uh, where shall we begin?
* Wiendigo perks up, then turns to X2 and looks at him, shakes his head then looks back at Eve
[Elayne`] Sarlen] How about the power measurements...
* Snipe glances at Sarlen
[Snipe] Scientist: ... *shrugs* She's not supremely strong physical wise, but she is fast.
[Elayne`] *Sarlen looks at Snipe
* Snipe turns back to look at Eve, trying not to be angry
[Snipe] Scientist: Anything else?
* Gravedigger watches Eve
[Elayne`] Sarlen] VERY fast...
[Garland] So....
[Garland] Computer: Where are our gifts?
[Snipe] Computer: ... aren't those your gifts?
* Shadow_Hunter goes back to his room for a bit
* Seraphna scratches her head
[Snipe] Okay, how did Eve...become what she is?
[Garland] ....No, we didn't give him that mask.
[Snipe] Scientist: Well...it started when there was an attack on the Fury.
* Wiendigo sniffs the air
[Snipe] Scientist:  She was a scientist working on the genes of the Tsivrixsh, hoping to unlock some type of secret to defeating them.
[Wiendigo] Hmm.
[Garland] So, where did the ones we got him go?
[Snipe] Scientist: Well, the attack, something bad happened, the genes got mixed up, and wham, you have a human with Tsiv genetics.
[Snipe] Computer: I don't..know.
[Elayne`] Genetics...
[Iceheart] Sounds painful.
[Garland] Computers.... did you take them?
[Elayne`] Sarlen] Not really
[Snipe] Computer: no..
[Snipe] Scientist: It was.  It drove her insane.
[Garland] Come on..... then who did? You see everything.
[Elayne`] Sarlen] A genetic change is painless
[Elayne`] Sarlen]... Physically...
[Snipe] Computer: I was busy bothering you in the MedBay.
[Elayne`] *Sarlen shurggs too tired to speak fast enough
[Garland] Multi-task for crying out loud!
[Snipe] Scientists:  She gained interesting powers though
[Snipe] Computer: ...
* Seraphna slaps a hand to her forehead
[Iceheart] Like?
* Garland sighs
[Snipe] Scientist: Well, she can control the most devoted male mind, biologically wise, of any race.  It is yet to be seen if she get to reploids.
[Garland] Sera, I guess we have to look... Jonas, Lucas, don't get into trouble.
[Snipe] Scientist: Basically, any male becomes her love slave.  *snaps fingers* Like that.  Breaking the hold is next to impossible.
[Iceheart] ...charming
* Gravedigger turns to the scientists
[Gravedigger] She could have gotten me or DeathStar at any time. She didn't.
[Snipe] Scientist: That is helpful.
[Garland] NRP: Thanks for remembering Garland there, Grave.
[Snipe] Scientist: Also, she can affect the females.
[Gravedigger] NRP: Couldn't recall.
[Garland] NRP: that's just sick, Kev.
[Snipe] NRP: .....
[Snipe] NRP: Will you let me finish!?
[Wiendigo] Kinky.
[Elayne`] *Sarlen crosses his arms and leans in a corner
[Snipe] Scientist: Not like that!
[Snipe] Scientist: She turns the females against each other.
* Elayne` sighs
* Garland looks over the terminals
[Snipe] Scientist: Basically, any female around her will fight other females at her whim.
[Elayne`] A sort of mental control...
[Snipe] Scientist: Not even psionics helps against it.
[Elayne`] ...Can- is this guys psionic?
[Wiendigo] Phermonal, most likely.
[Snipe] Scientist: She seems to have a strong affection for Dias, since she turned him into Dark Heart, but it has been growing weaker and I believe she is losing faith in him.  This could make her more stable...but she also has strong feels for a one called 'Gravedigger'
[Snipe] (unstable)
[Gravedigger] Because I'm her friend.
[Snipe] X2: Unstable, hm?
* Garland looks arounf the computers
[Snipe] Computer: *scans* I found them!
[Garland] Where?
[Snipe] Computer: They're behind that computer!  *shines a light*
* Seraphna slaps her forehead again
[Gravedigger] NRP: Gar, DK cameo on Simpsons - Monorail episode
[Seraphna] Orrroro......
[Snipe] Scientist: Well, that concludes our meeting for today.  I ask you all go.  You can visit Eve tomorrow.
* Wiendigo looks at X2 again
[Garland] NRP: ahh...
* Garland moves two steps, looking
[Snipe] Guards: *walk into the room and lead Eve back to the brig area*
* Garland grabs them
[Snipe] X2: *steps out and walks off*
[Garland] Who put these here???
* Wiendigo starts after X2
* Garland looks at Sera
[Snipe] Computer: Good question
* Gravedigger sighs and hangs his head
[Snipe] Scientist: *bumps into Wien, slowing him down* Sorr.y
[Seraphna] I'm not gonna even think about it...
* Iceheart looks at Wien
[Wiendigo] Out of the way. *forces him out of the way*
[Iceheart] Something wrong?
* Garland nods
* Seraphna strokes Jonas's head, scrathing behind the ear
[Wiendigo] Maybe.
[Snipe] ...what is up with Wien?
[Gravedigger] Who knows.
* Elayne` shruggs
* Snipe suddenly there is an explosion from the direction of the brig
[Garland] Lucas? Go play with your brother for a bit.
[Snipe] ..what!?
[Elayne`] !
[Iceheart] ...
* Iceheart runs after Wien
* Seraphna looks at the too
[Gravedigger] NRP: Sorry, not the monorail ep, it's the X-Files one
[Seraphna] Lucas, Jonas, to your rooms okay?
[Seraphna] KIDS] Yes mom...
[Seraphna] *The teleport away
[SOUND]
* Snipe follows
* Garland smirks
* Elayne` runs after them
* Snipe sees the guard on the ground, dead
[Snipe] uuuhhh?
[Garland] They listen to you, but not me half the time... heh....
* Snipe looks at the smoke in the brig, blocking the view
* Wiendigo runs after X2's trail
[Elayne`] *Sarlen sighs and looks over some paper
* Snipe grabs Wien's shoulder
[Snipe] STOP!
* Snipe points at the smoke
[Wiendigo] WHAT?
[Snipe] It's a prison break, you mook!
[Wiendigo] I don't have time for that.
[Snipe] *blast comes flying out and nails Wiendigo*
* Wiendigo absorbs it on contact, but gets knocked back
* Garland 's ears pick up the blasts
[SOUND]
[Wiendigo] Son of a bitch.
[Garland] Sera, something's up.
* Wiendigo lets out his claws
[Snipe] *smoke clears and four forms begin to appear*
[Seraphna] Just heard it dear
[Seraphna] ?
[Snipe] Maestro: *Stands there, arms crossed, freed from the prison explosion*
[Elayne`] Who's there?
[Pteryx] NRP: !
[Snipe] Manager: *is being supported up, giggling*
[Garland] Let's go check it out...
[Snipe] Squirrel: *appears as a dot, chittering*
[Snipe] ---what in the hell?
* Garland embraces, Sera, teleporting down to the others
* Seraphna nodds
[Snipe] Eve: *Stands there, eyes angry*
[Gravedigger] NRP: ...Isn't the squirrel a non-incarcery now?
[Garland] What's going on down he----!!!
[Snipe] NRP: Yep, but he's part of this
[Snipe] Last Figure: *remains behind them*
[Snipe] ...my God...it's all of them!
* Wiendigo takes a big whiff of the air
[Snipe] And who's that last guy!?
[Snipe] X2: *appears in the smoke last*
[Wiendigo] Something's masking the smell, but I'm picking up familar traces in the scent.
[Wiendigo] It's not X2.
[Snipe] X2: Hey, that's right!
* Garland set the gifts back in Snipe's chair before teleporting
* Shadow_Hunter walks out of his room, and over to the control room
[Elayne`] ?
[Snipe] Eve: *glares angerily* Where's Dias?!  I'll kill him!
* X2 snores as he sleeps on his desk
[Snipe] ...And Grave said Eve wasn't dangerous...
* Shadow_Hunter looks around the control room
[Wiendigo] Can't be right all the time.
[Seraphna] What's going on down here?
* Iceheart forms an icicle
[Iceheart] I think they want a fight.
[Shadow_Hunter] Hmmm....
[Wiendigo] Jailbreak, barbeque.
[Snipe] X2: Perhaps...but, hey, hey, let the fun begin!  *waves hand all five of them vanish*
[Garland] ...... *glares at the jailbreakees*
[Wiendigo] Dammit!
[Snipe] What!?
* Wiendigo dives at them, slashing
[Garland] ?
[Iceheart] They're gone, Wiendigo.
[Wiendigo] Computer: FIND THEM!
[Snipe] Hey, they're not challenge by themselves...I mean, we took each of them out before.
[Snipe] Computer: I---I can't get a trace on them.
[Wiendigo] TRY HARDER!
[Shadow_Hunter] Hey computer where is every one?
[Wiendigo] That's not what I'm worried about.
[Snipe] Computer: Brig.
[Snipe] ...and that is?
[Shadow_Hunter] Thanks *walks dpwn to the Brig*
[Wiendigo] That scent. It's familar. Not in a good way.
* Elayne` frowns and starts to crackle with energy
[Shadow_Hunter] *down*
[Elayne`] I didn't want a fight today
* Garland sniffs the air to see if he recognizes it
[Snipe] ----*sighs* We need to call a group meeting for this....
* Wiendigo looks around
[Snipe] Session Continued
[Wiendigo] Where's Gravedigger?