Random Ages: Impact 2

TCT Session 13: Stranded in Velsan - A Hopeless Search

[Speedblade] Location: ChronoShield HQ control room.
* Uplink pokes on a machine
* Trigger` whaps Uplink
[Trigger`] Bad Russian!
* Uplink cowers
* Speedblade plays with the controls to the dimensional system
* Shadowstorm glares at Trigger, then wanders toward the training room
* Trigger` flips SS off
* Nocturne` leans against a wall, his head down and eyes closed.
* Ditto sits in a chair reading a large book
*** Ratshoot (wiendigo@C03-167.netonecom.net) has joined #tctshield
* Speedblade yelps as the machine sparks, sending him flying backwards
* Uplink looks at Speed in horror
[Trigger`] ...is he dead?
* Nocturne` opens his eyes slowly, glancing up at Speed.
* Shadowstorm smirks as Trigger gets pulled down by a shadow tendril that wrapped itself around Triggers foot
[Speedblade] I'm ok... really...
* Ratshoot strolls in
[Ratshoot] If he is, can I have his stuff?
* Trigger` stands his ground and looks at his foot
* Ditto puts the book down
[Trigger`] What the hell?
[Shadowstorm] Nah, His stuff is mine.
[Ditto] Never really liked reading much....
* Ditto stands up and looks around for someone to pester
* Shadowstorm the tendril picks up Trigger and hangs him from a celing
* Uplink pokes Speed with a stick
* Speedblade walks back over to the machine and pokes it
* Trigger` fires a light beam at it
[Shadowstorm] Uhh... Speedy.. its not such a great idea to poke machines that just tried to spit electricity at you...
* Ratshoot swishes his tail around
[Speedblade] You know something? It'd be fun to try the travelling system on this thing.
* Shadowstorm the one tendril disappears, while another forms behind him
[Trigger`] Here's an idea for you, asshole.  Leave me alone before I seriously screw you up.
* Ditto looks over Speedblade's shoulder
[Ditto] What's that?
[Shadowstorm] Bring it on rookie.
[Speedblade] We watched ourselves as Mavericks last time... maybe we should check out a dimension where we can actually move around.
[Trigger`] Anytime, rustbucket.
* Nocturne` snickers quietly.
[Hikari] *shows up* Ah... so THIS was where we were supposed to meet...
[Speedblade] Hey! No fighting in the control room.
* Uplink sits in the corner
* Shadowstorm nods
* Trigger` crosses his arms
[Ratshoot] Aw c'mon! I've got 5 bucks on the Shado-wboy!
[Shadowstorm] So, you got this sucker running yet?
[Speedblade] Yep.
[Trigger`] And why the hell would you want to go walking around in another dimension for?
* Ditto walks around and looks at Uplink, then morphs into him while chnging direction to walk towards him
* Shadowstorm grins
* Speedblade taps out a few keys
[Shadowstorm] Lets fire it up
* Uplink eyes grow big
[Uplink] DEMON!
[Uplink] AAH
* Uplink claws at the wall to try and escape
[Uplink] DEMON!  
* Ditto *As Uplink* looks at Uplink
[Speedblade] By the way, I've done a little studying... it seems that we'll take on a few characteristics of whatever dimensions we end up in with this system...
[Trigger`] ...*scowls and whaps Uplink upside his head* Shut up.
* Ditto laughs and morphs back to his normal sleek silver armor
[Hikari] ...freaks...
* Uplink whimpers
[Ratshoot] ...Where the hell are we goin', anyway?
[Trigger`] I agree, looney, that Russian is a freak.
[Shadowstorm] Oh?  Like what kind of characteristics?
[Shadowstorm] Looks.. weapon systems type thing?
[Speedblade] Eh, skills, maybe a little bit of the forms...
* Uplink rubs head, muttering incoherant stuff
* Ditto walks away still laughing
* Speedblade finishes typing keys, then jumps back as the computer's monitor transforms into a shimmering red portal not unlike a time portal
[Speedblade] ...WHOA!
* Shadowstorm blinks
[Shadowstorm] Sweet
[Trigger`] ..oh, geeze, bring out the special effects.
[Speedblade] ...Any volunteers?
[Ratshoot] ...
[Hikari] Er...
* Trigger` kicks Uplink forward
* Speedblade grins at Ratshoot
[Trigger`] There's one.
* Nocturne` stands from the wall
* Ratshoot smacks Trigger in teh back of his knees
* Shadowstorm steps in
[Nocturne`] I'm always in.
* Uplink lands at Speed's feet
[Shadowstorm] Yee ha.
* Nocturne` walks into the portal, not flinching.
[Speedblade] ...Hello, Kane.
[Ditto] Testing? For what?
* Trigger` glances at Rat, not amused
[Uplink] ...Nyet!
[Uplink] NYET!
* Uplink backs away
[Speedblade] ...C'mon, ya wuss.
[Uplink] NYET!
* Uplink shakes head
[Ratshoot] Here's a news flash, Triggy, you've got way too big a mouth for yer pea-sized brain!
* Shadowstorm pokes his head back through the portal
[Shadowstorm] Get your asses in here..
[Speedblade] ...Need I treat you like X did that time?
[Trigger`] Here's a newsflash.  You're an ugly ass rat.  IF you don't leave me alone, I'll eat you.  Do you understand, you lower lifeform?
[Uplink] ...nyet.
* Shadowstorm glances at Speedblade
* Uplink looks resigned to his fate
[Speedblade] Ok, you pissed me off. MOVE IT!
* Shadowstorm whispers something to him
* Hikari bites her lip nerviously
* Uplink pokes the portal
[Shadowstorm] One...
[Shadowstorm] Two.....
* Uplink sticks hand in and pulls it out
[Ratshoot] Eat ME? Hah, try it, lard-ass.
[Shadowstorm] Three! *uses shadows behind Trigger, Ratshoot and anyone else resisting entering the portal*
* Speedblade taps his foot, his arms crossed
* Trigger` steps to the side so he flies past the portal into a wall
* Ditto gets yanked into the protal
[Ditto] WHAAAAAAA!!!!!
[Ratshoot] Hah! Dumba-*goes through*
* Speedblade grabs Trigger and slings him in
[Speedblade] We're in this one together, new guy.
* Uplink grabs a paper and throws it into the portal
[Trigger`] Assh---
* Shadowstorm picks up Uplink and carries him through
[Shadowstorm] You coming Hikari?
[Uplink] Nyet...
[Hikari] I guess so...
* Hikari steps through
* Speedblade looks around at the now empty room
* Shadowstorm steps in after
* Speedblade shrugs and steps in the portal. The computer sparks after he is completely through...


[Tusk] Location: TimeCop HQ control room.
* Tusk fiddles with the controls to the new systems
[Garmsian] ...
[Tusk] Y'know, we ought to try the travelling system... feel like testing it out?
[Garmsian] me?
* Tusk shrugs
[Tusk] I ought to stay and watch the machines. Something could go wrong.
[Garmsian] I guess I could
* Tusk begins tapping out keys
* Tusk glances up, and leaps back as the monitor sparks
[Tusk] What in the...?
* Tusk watches as the monitor transforms into a swirling red portal similar to a time portal
[Garmsian] ...
[Garmsian] If I die...I'm gonna haunt you forever...
[Tusk] As you wish...
* Garmsian leaps at the portal


[Speedblade] Location for all: plains in the middle of nowhere. Garmsian and the Shielders are together.
* Nocturne` takes a few steps over to Trigger and glares into his eyes, 1"You're not gonna last too damn long with me around if ya keep shooting your mouth off..."
* Ditto looks around
* Speedblade rubs his head as he lands
[Ditto] HEY!!!...That was pretty cool
[Speedblade] ...Eesh, looks like I missed.
* Nocturne` turns back and looks around
[Nocturne`] Now... where'd we end up?
* Shadowstorm looks around
[Shadowstorm] Nice place...
[Trigger`] ---what the hell?
[Shadowstorm] Wouldnt want to live here...
* Garmsian lands with his head stuck in the ground
[Speedblade] ...Hang on...
[Garmsian] ...
* Trigger` grabs Noctrune and turns him around
[Speedblade] This is WAY off of where I tried to send us...
[Garmsian] *muffled* HELP!!!!!!!
[Shadowstorm] Where did you send us Speedy?
[Trigger`] Hey, asshole, are you talking to me?
[Hikari] Where are we?
* Nocturne` snickers lightly
[Nocturne`] Yes, I am.
[Trigger`] ...
* Speedblade listens to the portal close overhead
[Trigger`] Oh, okay.
[Ratshoot] Stuff it, Big-mouth.
[Speedblade] ...Uh... guys?
* Trigger` slams his fist into Nocturne's stomach
[Shadowstorm] .... Looks like we're here for the long haul...
[Trigger`] And you, Ratface, can kiss my ass.
[Speedblade] I think... dammit.
* Uplink looks around, dazed
* Speedblade snickers
* Ratshoot bites Trigger's ass instead
[Hikari] What?
[Speedblade] Looks like nobody cares.
* Trigger` grabs Rat and begins to crush his neck
* Speedblade looks off into the horizon
[Trigger`] Lets see if your head pops off.
* Nocturne` grins wearily at Speed, indicating that his hand is itching to pull out his scythe.
* Shadowstorm turns to the group
* Garmsian pulls his head out of the ground
* Shadowstorm shakes his head, and steps over to Speedy
[Ratshoot] Gaaaa! *jams the tip of his tail into Trigger's eye*
[Uplink] ....nyet...
* Ditto is just fasinated by the portal
[Trigger`] ARGH.
* Trigger` crushes harder
[Shadowstorm] What happened?
[Trigger`] POP GOES THE WEASLE.
* Nocturne` takes his scythe off his back, and without igniting it, he swings hard at the side of Trigger's head.
* Ratshoot 's limbs pop outward and Rat starts spining, into his famous Buzzsaw form
* Ditto walks over to Trigger, morphs his arm into a mallet and thwaps Trigger on the head
[Hikari] ......
[Ditto] No time for fighting
* Trigger` punches Ditto with Ratshoot
[Shadowstorm] ... Thats it.
[Trigger`] Then don't hit me.
[Speedblade] GM: All male members' clothes have been replaced with suits of medieval armor. Hikari is now wearing a light suit of armor as well. All weapons have been replaced with their metallic counterparts. Even stranger, all Reploids are now human, including Hikari. All old non-weapon skills are retained.
[Speedblade] GM: Can't believe I forgot that part.
* Ratshoot bites Trigger's hand and holds on
[Nocturne`] Interesting...
[Trigger`] ...GAAAH, BLOOD!?
* Shadowstorm solidifies everyones shadow around them, freezing them in place
* Garmsian stands tall
[Ratshoot] NRP: Uh...Am I human?
[Ditto] (What, I can't morph?)
* Garmsian walks over to Trigger
[Speedblade] NRP: Uh, you're a special exception... basically human that happens to be a rat...
[Hikari] NRP: What does this mean for Yuurei?
[Shadowstorm] ... Where the hell ARE WE?
* Uplink bangs on his armor.
[Speedblade] NRP: Note the "including Hikari" above. Think multiple-personality syndrome.
* Trigger` drops Ratshoot and stomps on him
[Ratshoot] NRP: ...Could I just be an actual rat that talks? It might be less confusing...
[Speedblade] I don't know... but we're stuck here.
[Speedblade] NRP: Go ahead. That's what I meant.
* Ratshoot jumps out of the way
* Shadowstorm looks at himself
* Speedblade looks off into the horizon
[Trigger`] Going to kill you!
[Shadowstorm] ... I'm... flesh and blood?
* Trigger` sucks the blood from his hand
[Shadowstorm] Weird..
[Speedblade] ...This is REALLY strange...
* Nocturne` runs his finger along the edge of his scythe lightly, drawing blood
[Nocturne`] Very... interesting...
[Ratshoot] Jus' try it, fat-ass!
[Nocturne`] Speed, permission to take Trigger's head off?
[Shadowstorm] NRP: I FROZE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IN PLACE WITH YOUR OWN BLOODY SHADOWS!
[Trigger`] Just come within my reach!
* Ditto reaches for his concield dagger and steel ring, hoping they are still there
[Trigger`] NRP: You lost your powers! HAH!
[Shadowstorm] NRP: no i didnt.
[Hikari] What?  NO!  I'm stuck in here!?
[Trigger`] NRP: Did too!
[Speedblade] NRP: "All abilities are RETAINED."
[Ratshoot] NRP: But trashing TRigger's more fun!
[Trigger`] NRP: Damn, where'd that come from!
[Shadowstorm] NRP: near the middle
* Uplink rolls around
[Speedblade] ...You know, fighting each other is getting us nowhere...
[Ditto] (do I have my concield weapons?
[Ditto] )
[Ratshoot] Naw, but it sure as hell is loads o' fun.
* Trigger` chases Ratshoot around
[Hikari] This isn't fair... *looks ready to cry*
[Shadowstorm] How in the heck are we supposed to get back?  This looks like a whole lot of steel around here...)
[Speedblade] NRP: Yeah, but they're a little more metallic now.
[Garmsian] NRP: Alright...got my axe.....
[Speedblade] ...Let's find a city or something...
[Ditto] (They were metalic befor, so no worries)
* Shadowstorm pulls out his swords, all steel, making a loud "SHING" sound as they come loose
* Uplink rolls into an antbed
[Uplink] GAAAAAAH!
* Uplink leaps up and runs around in pain
* Speedblade hears something overhead
[Shadowstorm] I like that sound...
[Uplink] GYAAAAAAAAH
* Ditto pulls out a large steel ring and small dagger
[Speedblade] *looks up* ...What in the...?
* Uplink runs past Speed
[Uplink] GYAAAAAAAAAAA
* Shadowstorm looks up
* Ditto shrugs and puts them away
* Trigger` stops and stares at Uplink
* Garmsian coughs
[Trigger`] What an idiot...
* Shadowstorm blinks
[Ratshoot] ...Wonder if I'm carryin' the Plague or anythin'...
[Speedblade] GM: A white flash blazes past the group at near ground level. The flash turns around when behind them and lands. A rather mad looking pegasus stands before the group.
* Uplink slams into a tree and falls down
* Garmsian stands 7'7" and muscles bludging
[Ratshoot] ...Eep.
* Ditto looks at it
[Ditto] Um....cool?
[Trigger`] ...look, a horse.
* Speedblade steps back, hand on his blade
[Shadowstorm] .... Commence operation Run like hell...
[Speedblade] ...What the hell kind of place IS THIS?!
[Garmsian] ...
[Ratshoot] With wings, ya idjit!
[Garmsian] ...
* Shadowstorm sheaths his swords
[Speedblade] Operation Run like hell... COMMENCE!
[Trigger`] ...so?  We're in a fairy land.
* Hikari sobs.
[Ratshoot] And he's pissed!
* Shadowstorm follows suite and runs like hell
[Trigger`] ...so, go be pissed back.
* Ditto 's hands slowly move to his weapons again
* Speedblade turns and sprints, grabbing Hik as he runs
[Garmsian] ...
[Hikari] Wha?!
* Ratshoot scurries off
* Ditto backs up a few steps then starts running like hell
* Nocturne` turns tail and runs.
[Ratshoot] Let the loud-mouth deal with' it!
[Speedblade] [Pegasus] *whinnies and shakes his mane, then begins chase*
* Uplink lays on the ground, KOed, ants biting him
[Garmsian] ....
[Garmsian] AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
* Ditto looks back and feels around for smoke pellets
* Speedblade looks back, his armor weighing him down
* Shadowstorm picks up Uplink on his way by
* Garmsian runs at Pegasus
[Shadowstorm] Crap crap crap crap crap crap
* Trigger` stands there
[Ditto] .oO(Where are they, where are they?)
* Hikari turns and fires a tranq dark at the pegasus
[Shadowstorm] Speed.. where and when in the hell did you send us?
[Speedblade] I don't know!
[Hikari] NRT: dart even
* Trigger` shines his armor
[Speedblade] [Pegasus] *is hit by the dart, but seems unphased as a white aura surrounds it*
* Ditto pulls out a small casple about the size of his finger
[Ditto] YES
* Garmsian leaps high into the air
[Uplink] Ants: *bite Shadow*
* Ditto pitches the pellet at the ground, it snaps releasing a think smoke screen
[Shadowstorm] Speed, take uplink.. i'm going to try something.. ow.. ow.. *brushes them off*
* Speedblade stops, looking at the pegasus behind the smokescreen
* Trigger` still hasn't bothered to run
[Speedblade] ...He stopped...
* Nocturne` skids to a stop, taking his scythe off his back.
[Trigger`] Damn, I got a smudge on my armor
* Ratshoot leaps onto Speed's back
[Ratshoot] SAAAAAAVVVEEEEE MEEEEEEE!
* Speedblade sighs
* Ditto skids to a stops, but ends up crashing into Speed
[Ditto] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
* Garmsian starts to desend from the sky
[Shadowstorm] How can we get the heck out of this bloody dimention timewarp thingy?
* Speedblade falls to the ground, rolling to avoid landing on Ratshoot, knowing he is a rat now
[Garmsian] AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
* Ditto slowly trys to get up shaking his head
* Trigger` looks at the smoke that's surrounded him
[Trigger`] ....what now?
[Ditto] This armor hurts when ya fall down
* Hikari has problems rolling with armour on @.@
[Shadowstorm] Suck it up.
* Garmsian falls infront of the group cracking the ground and causing little tremors
* Speedblade falls, as the smokescreen begins to fall
* Ditto staggers to his feet, almost trips, but gains his balance
[Speedblade] ...That's it...
* Shadowstorm falls also, tripping on a gopher hole
[Garmsian] ...
* Speedblade draws a blade, it making a satisfying sound as he does so
* Uplink falls...since he's...being carried
[Garmsian] It stopped didn't it...
[Speedblade] [Pegasus] *appears through the smoke, flaring its nostrils*
* Trigger` stands behind Pegasus, watching
[Ditto] Ummm....I think I made it mad?
* Shadowstorm sets Uplink down and pulls out his swords
[Shadowstorm] More then likely
* Speedblade holds his sword parallel to the ground, as a red aura begins to surround his sword
* Ditto reaches for another smoke screen
* Garmsian gets on all fours
* Garmsian snorts like a bull
* Hikari stands up and and shakes her head clear
[Uplink] Ugh...
* Garmsian charges at the pegasus
* Uplink sits up, shaking his head
[Speedblade] Powers of the sky, I call to you... send your fury down upon my foes! BOLT!
* Shadowstorm blinks
* Speedblade thrusts his sword to the sky. A lightning bolt forms out of seemingly nowhere and strikes at the ground, striking the pegasus directly.
[Ratshoot] ...What kinda corball dialouge is that?
* Ditto laughs
[Shadowstorm] I suggest when we get back, we kill his writer..
[Speedblade] [Pegasus] *whimpers, now terrified, and takes off into the sky in the opposite direction*
* Ditto laughs more
* Trigger` stands there, watching them
[Speedblade] ...Hey, don't knock it... whatever I just did...
* Hikari giggles
[Trigger`] My question is...why did you all run like idiots?
* Ditto quiets down and puts the capsule back
[Ratshoot] ...LET ME ATT'IM!
* Garmsian can't stop and tramples Trigger
[Speedblade] ...He's gone, Rat.
[Ditto] Wait, you did that, but you don't know what you did?
[Shadowstorm] NRP: Disco powers of Stu... MAKE TRIGGER DANCE!! *Trigger is forced to dance*
[Speedblade] ...You could say that...
* Trigger` stands up and dusts himself off
[Ratshoot] Not him! Trigger-fart knockewr over there!
[Hikari] Anyone hurt?  *pulls a... potion out of her kit and blinks at it*
[Shadowstorm] .. What is that?
[Speedblade] I noticed a city in the distance... maybe we can find something out there.
* Shadowstorm nods
* Trigger` advances on Garmsian
[Shadowstorm] Good plan
[Hikari] Not sure... *opens the top and sniff it and almost drops it*
[Hikari] Ick... smells horrible...
[Trigger`] Powers of my fist, when I slam them into your head, it's going to hurt!
* Nocturne` keeps his scythe in hand and nods to Speed
* Trigger` slams his fist at Garmsian
* Ditto nods and really wishes he could morph right now, anything as long as he's not in this armor
* Garmsian gets hit
* Speedblade walks towards the city
* Garmsian rubs his head
* Uplink stands up, dazed, and stumbles after Speed
[Garmsian] DAMMIT!
[Speedblade] Come on.
* Ditto folows Speed
[Speedblade] Before I try to remember how I did that - on one of you.
[Nocturne`] *aside to Speed* Would you object terribly to Trigger's sudden and unfortunate demise?
* Trigger` walks after the rest, his armor all smudged from being trampled
* Shadowstorm walks off in the direction of the city
[Garmsian] SHALL WILL FEEL MY WRAITH
[Shadowstorm] No one is dying UNTIL we get back...
[Speedblade] *aside to Nocturne* I might be the killer if he keeps up...
* Hikari catches up with Speed and looks through her kit as she walks.
[Trigger`] I know what you did.  Watch this.
* Garmsian grabs Trigger and shoves his head into his armpit
* Nocturne` rests his scythe over one shoulder.
* Trigger` pulls out his sword and aims it at Garmsian
[Trigger`] Powers of the sky, I call to you... send your fury down upon my foes! BOLT!
[Shadowstorm] NRP: This is getting weird.. over..
[Speedblade] Pass me an energy capsule, Hik...
[Speedblade] GM: Nothing happens.
[Ratshoot] NRP: Monkey monkey roger, copy.
[Trigger`] ...
* Trigger` just stabs at Garmsian
[Garmsian] ..
[Shadowstorm] NRP: 4-01
[Trigger`] Die fowl creature
* Garmsian parries with his axe
[Speedblade] NRP: ...Garm's a bird?
* Speedblade shakes his head, looking at his sword
[Trigger`] NRP: Hee hee
* Speedblade sheathes it
* Trigger` slashes at Garmsian's head
[Garmsian] NRP: WHat?!! no...
* Hikari looks through her kit and shakes her head.
[Speedblade] KNOCK IT OFF!
* Garmsian bearly parries with his axe
[Speedblade] ...No capsules?
[Trigger`] Powers of the sky...uh...powers of the ground, I call to you....send your fury...up to my foes?  Shake!
[Hikari] Wanna try one of these concoctions? *offers him a potion*
* Trigger` keeps slashing
[Speedblade] ...Uh, sure...
* Speedblade takes the potion and sniffs it
* Ditto throws a rock at Trigger's head
* Uplink keeps walking, silent
[Speedblade] ...GAH! Man, that smells awful...
[Ditto] Speedy said stop. now stop
* Garmsian keeps parrying
[Shadowstorm] If you die... can I have your stuff when we get back?
* Trigger` ducks the rock and lets it fly at Garmsian
* Speedblade examines the potion
* Nocturne` rubs his temple, obviously annoyed.
* Speedblade gives it back
* Garmsian is hit in the head
[Speedblade] Nope, not that brave.
[Garmsian] AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!
* Trigger` sheathes his sword
* Speedblade looks at the city, now barely ahead
* Trigger` follows the rest of them
* Garmsian stomps on the ground making tremors
* Ratshoot taps Speed on the shoulder with his tail
[Ditto] Sorry guy....
[Hikari] How about a herb then? *holds up a green thing*
[Shadowstorm] Will they ever stop?
[Speedblade] ...Guards? I'm starting to think we wound up around 1300 AD...
[Uplink] Nyet.
[Speedblade] ...What, Rat?
[Ratshoot] Ya may wanna do somethin' 'bout them morons back there.
* Ditto runs up to Speed
[Speedblade] ...Let 'em fight. If we're where I think we are, they'll be captured soon enough.
* Trigger` runs to catch up with the rest
[Ditto] I think I stoped 'em. For now anyway
* Shadowstorm grins
* Speedblade looks ahead and stops
* Trigger` runs into Speed
[Trigger`] Ouf!  
[Shadowstorm] Where do you think we are Speedy?
[Speedblade] Looks like we have to get by the guards... the doors are closed. *stands firm*
* Uplink adjusts his glasses
[Speedblade] I think that portal was a time portal...
* Ratshoot smacks Tigger in the face with his tai;
* Garmsian hustles and walks next to Nocturne
* Trigger` punches Rat
[Ratshoot] Ya freakin' mook!
[Speedblade] Look... uh... casual.
[Shadowstorm] I kind of figured that...
* Ratshoot bites Trigger's fist
[Trigger`] You damn sewer freak
* Trigger` bites Rat's head
* Ditto looks at Speed
* Uplink watches the two
* Ratshoot scratches Trigger's face
[Uplink] Cajin' strew...ja
[Ditto] I could....uh...you know...
* Trigger` yanks Rat's tail
* Nocturne` develops a twitch in the corner of one eye.
* Ditto flashs his dagger blade slightly
* Speedblade points his blade at Trigger
* Ratshoot slashes TRigger with his tail
[Speedblade] Knock it OFF, or we eat shish-ka-Trigger for dinner!
* Trigger` slaps Rat upside the head
* Ditto notes it's very very hot in this armor
* Hikari acts like a doctor... like she is.
[Trigger`] He started it.
* Shadowstorm pulls his sword
* Ratshoot headbutts Trigger...with no effect
[Speedblade] I don't CARE!
[Shadowstorm] I dont fucking care who started it baby.,
[Shadowstorm] I'm ending it.
[Hikari] Want me to try a concotion on them?
* Speedblade slashes the air
[Ratshoot] Ow....*rubs his forehead*
[Trigger`] ...
* Trigger` spits on Rat
[Speedblade] Now, do you come with us, or do we turn you in?
* Speedblade walks for the gate, sheathing his sword
[Shadowstorm] Or sell you to the slavers?
* Ratshoot whips his tail into the back of Trigger's knees as Speed turns around
[Trigger`] Or maybe you go fall down another gopher hole?
* Ditto holds his dagger in his hand, but conciels it form sight
* Trigger` kicks Rat
* Ratshoot bounds away
[Garmsian] Nocturne...
* Ratshoot leaps over it
* Shadowstorm grins and sheaths his sword once more, walking toward the city
[Ratshoot] Nyah nyah!
* Trigger` sidek icks at Rat while he jumps
* Speedblade calmly walks up to the guards and falls into conversation with them while everyone else remains a distance behind
* Ratshoot wraps his tail around Trig's leg and swings away
[Nocturne`] Let's... just find a place to stay before I get arrested for murder...
* Ratshoot leaps up onto Spee'ds shoulder
* Speedblade hits his forehead
* Uplink fiddles with his armor
[Speedblade] [Guard] An... unlikely band...
* Ditto looks at Trigger and Ratshoot
[Trigger`] Damn frickin' rat.
[Ratshoot] Squeak squeak.
[Garmsian] and I get arrested for assisting in murder...
[Trigger`] GO TO HELL RAT!
[Shadowstorm] Yes.. 
[Speedblade] Well, maybe so. But we require entrance into your fine city to stock up on supplies.
* Uplink blows on his glasses, examines them, then puts them back on
[Speedblade] [Guard] ...As long as loudmouth there doesn't go disturbing the peace or anything...
[Ratshoot] Squeak.
[Speedblade] [Guard] *opens the gate*
[Shadowstorm] If he does, tell us, and we'll arrest him for you.
* Trigger` walks over to the guard
[Speedblade] ...Could I enquire as to the location of a library or something?
[Trigger`] Good sir, I must tell you, that rat is carrying a deadly plague.
* Nocturne` fidgets inside his rigid black armor
[Nocturne`] This isn't quite as light as I remember...
[Trigger`] You should exterminate it.
* Speedblade adjusts his stance
* Ratshoot turns his head to the guard and looks cute as all get out.
[Shadowstorm] *whispers aside to Trigger* Cause trouble and you'll find your spleen not in the same location as the rest of you.
* Ditto keeps his dagger hidden as he moves forward into the city
* Garmsian adjusts his scale mail
[Speedblade] [Guard] There are no plagues in our world.
[Trigger`] *whisper back* Go to hell, your threats mean nothing.  You're suppose to protect people, so go take your damn attitude elsewhere.
* Hikari giggles
[Speedblade] [Guard] We have a library of magic in this city... *gives directions*
[Hikari] We medics did a good job
[Garmsian] ...
[Speedblade] One final question, sir.
[Speedblade] [Guard] Yes?
[Trigger`] Hey, looney, you're not from here.  Remember?
* Uplink scowls at Trigger
[Speedblade] Would you mind if I threw him into the moat? *points at Trigger*
[Shadowstorm] *return whipser* My job means squat.  I was fighting since when your grandparents grandparent was in swadling cloths.
[Ratshoot] Magic? Hah, so I won't be burned for witchcraft if I talk! Score one for the rodent!
[Speedblade] [Guard] As you wish. *motions to the moat*
* Trigger` steps out of everyone's reach
[Trigger`] I think not.
* Nocturne` glances over at Trigger, stifling a laugh
[Trigger`] *whispers back* I've been around a long time, rustbucket.  Don't mistake me for a human.  Got that?
* Ratshoot does a little celebratory dance on Speed's shoulder
* Speedblade sighs and enters the city, Ratshoot dancing on his shoulder
[Shadowstorm] *return whisper*  There's more to all of us then meets the eye.
* Nocturne` looks back and follows Speed, his scythe still resting over his shoulder.
* Hikari follows
[Trigger`] *returns the whisper* So?
[Speedblade] [Guard] *shakes his head and returns to watch, closing the gate after everyone is in*
* Garmsian glares at Trigger and walks into the city
* Uplink looks around the city
* Speedblade looks around at the hustle and bustle of the medieval lifestyle
[Trigger`] When do we get to go home?
* Ditto looks around
[Speedblade] Soon, I hope...
[Ratshoot] After ya shut yer damn mouth.
[Trigger`] Go to hell, rat.
[Trigger`] I didn't ask to come along.
* Speedblade follows the directions
* Nocturne` brushes his long white hair out of his face, 1"We sure as hell ended up somewhere strange..."
[Shadowstorm] That is fucking it.
[Speedblade] C'mon...
* Shadowstorm follows Speed
* Nocturne` follows suit
* Trigger` hmps and goes off the opposite direction
[Speedblade] Magic, huh...
* Uplink follows Speed
[Garmsian] ...
[Shadowstorm] One more word out of ANYONE that has no relavence to getting us out of here, I'll personally gut.
[Uplink] Vodka...da...Vodka good...
[Speedblade] Actually, Shadowstorm, there's nothing we can really do...
* Hikari gasps and giggles, a small ball of light floating above her hand.
[Garmsian] ...
* Speedblade notes the location of a pub and makes a mental note to come back later
* Garmsian walks to a side of a statue
[Speedblade] We might as well explore a little while we're here...
[Uplink] Nyet.
[Shadowstorm] Oh?  I really dont want them fighting
* Uplink shakes head
[Uplink] Home.
[Speedblade] Like, as to how I struck that winged horse thing with that bolt of lightning.
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[Speedblade] 2X1] All roads of life lead to death, but what matters is that you're two seconds away from me thoroughly kicking your ass.
[Uplink] Nyet!  NYET!  HOME!
[Speedblade] We'll just have to wait on Hunter to bring us back.
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[Speedblade] NRP: Shield.
[Ditto] Well, it's a city, maybe is has some sort of thieves guild...I could always learn a little more about my...arts
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[Speedblade] Here we are.
* Hikari tosses the ball back and forth between her hands until she accidently misses and hits Speed
* Uplink pushes up his glasses
* Speedblade curses aloud and glares at Hikari
[Hikari] Oops...
* Uplink gives up and plops down on the roar
[Speedblade] Nice shot...
[Uplink] (road)
[Hikari] Sorry...
* Speedblade enters a building
[Speedblade] C'mon... I think this'll be interesting.
* Hikari heads in
* Uplink looks utterly depressed and rests his head in his hands
[Ratshoot] Ouch..
* Ditto follows
[Ditto] I really gotta get out of this armor
[Speedblade] Location: Ishtrar Library of Magic, two hours later
* Uplink is still outside
* Speedblade closes a book
[Speedblade] So that's it...
* Nocturne` glances around at the people looking at him funny...
* Ditto wakes up from the sound of the book closing
[Speedblade] The people of this world can draw power from five "echelons" of magic...
[Ditto] Wha...huh? WHAT!!! AHHHHHH
[Garmsian] ...
[Speedblade] ...And it seems that we all have the ability while we're here.
* Speedblade gets a strange look
[Garmsian] that sounds familiar, but where...
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[Garmsian] NRP:Dom would be laughing so hard right now :P
[Speedblade] Says here that the use of a "Main Weapon" is required to use magic... *pats his sword*
[Nocturne`] Suppose that'd be my scythe then...
[Hikari] Main weapon?  Um... *searches for her weapon*
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[Speedblade] GM: Hikari finds a small dagger at her side.
* Uplink sits outside, utterly and hopelessly lost into a trance of depression
[Ratshoot] ...Am I a weapon, or do I get the bum deal on this?
* Garmsian gets out his axe
[Hikari] Oh!  Where'd this dagger come from...
[Speedblade] Says here that there are some exceptions...
[Speedblade] Maybe you're one of them, Ratty.
* Speedblade steps out of the library and stretches
* Uplink is still sitting there
[Speedblade] I need to loosen up...
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[Speedblade] Hey 'Link, want to head to a pub I saw?
[Uplink] Nyet.
[Speedblade] How about the rest of you?
* Garmsian tries to make a spell with his axe, but makes a smell instead...
* Nocturne` stands and picks up his scythe, adjusting his tattered cape.
[Garmsian] dammit....I think that magic is just BS
[Ratshoot] ...Is drinkin' such a good idea here an' now?
[Speedblade] ...Why not?
[Speedblade] We're stuck here, we might as well live it up until we're found.
[Ratshoot] 'Cause some of us might get a bit drunk an' try an' start somethin'?
[Speedblade] ...Besides, I think Trig's already there.
[Uplink] Nyet.
* Speedblade walks towards the pub
[Uplink] Made people angry, da.
* Speedblade kneels down, grabs Uplink's armor, and drags him
[Uplink] People threw him out, da.
* Uplink is dragged along, still in his depressed position
* Nocturne` walks out of the library and looks around
[Nocturne`] Perhaps... I'd better go to the pub... I don't think these people like the looks of me
* Nocturne` follows to the pub
* Speedblade grunts
[Speedblade] You're heavy, Uplink...
[Uplink] ...da...
* Speedblade pulls Uplink into the pub and looks around
[Speedblade] ...Lively place.
* Garmsian follows in the pub and sits down
* Speedblade sits at the bar, setting Uplink on the floor
* Uplink sits next to Speed on the floor
[Speedblade] [Bartender] What'll you be having, sir?
[Uplink] Vodka.
[Speedblade] .oO{I wish bartenders back home were this polite...} Let me have the strongest thing you have.
[Speedblade] Make that two.
[Speedblade] [Bartender] *nods* But you asked for it.
* Nocturne` sits down, setting his scythe down next to himself.
[Speedblade] [Bartender] *walks away for a moment, then returns* Two Death Wish Ales.
[Hikari] Could I get a light wine?
* Speedblade drops two Escutcheons on the bar
[Ratshoot] But I wanna go hoooommmeee....
[Garmsian] ...
[Uplink] Da, me too.
[Ratshoot] Light 'nough?
* Garmsian orders a cheap wine
[Speedblade] [Bartender] Thank you, sir. *fixes the other drinks and delivers them*
* Garmsian also orders a some grape juice
* Speedblade hands Uplink one DWA and downs his own
* Hikari pays
[Uplink] Danke.
* Uplink looks at the drinks and swallows it in one gulp
* Uplink adjusts his glasses
* Ratshoot sniffs the glass and his eyes go crossed, falling off Speed's shoulder
* Speedblade throws out a die, rolling a 1
[Speedblade] GM: Roll a die, Uplink. Difficulty 4 to stay awake.
* Speedblade goes cross-eyes, then falls off of his barstool and to the floor
* Nocturne` motions over to Speed, 1"I'll take whatever he got."
* Uplink rolls a 2
* Ratshoot lands on his back with a thud
* Garmsian looks in his wine glass
* Garmsian drinks it
[Speedblade] [Bartender] Looks like your heavy-armored friend can't take his wine...
[Uplink] NRP: Let me redo that.  I only have between 1 and 4
[Speedblade] NRP: Go ahead...
[Uplink] NRP: How high should I make it?
* Speedblade snores
* Garmsian then drinks his juice
[Speedblade] NRP: Oops. 1d6.
* Uplink rolls a 4
* Speedblade rolls over in his unconscious state
* Garmsian walks up to the barkeep
* Uplink sits there, depressed still
* Speedblade moans and sits up
[Nocturne`] Barkeep, I'll have whatever the unconsious guy got?
[Garmsian] Give me the strongest stuff...Hahahaha!
[Speedblade] Man, that's stronge...
[Speedblade] [Bartender] Death Wishes all around!
[Speedblade] [Bartender] *passes them out*
* Nocturne` downs the drink
* Uplink sighs depressed
* Nocturne` rolls a 6 sided die: 1
* Uplink looks utterly miserible
* Nocturne` passes over, and out, a moment later.
[Speedblade] ...Next time we find a pub, we stay away from Death Wish...
* Uplink doesn't seem effected
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* Speedblade stands, totally sober
[Speedblade] Man! I wanted at least a LITTLE buzz...
[Speedblade] [Bartender] *looks at Speedblade strangely* A... buzz?
[Speedblade] ...Never mind.
* Speedblade looks at the exit
* Ratshoot twitches on the floor
[Speedblade] As soon as Nocturne wakes up, I think we should hit the road...
* Uplink grabs Rat and cuddles him
* Ratshoot twitches some more
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* Uplink keeps sitting in his same depressed position, holding Rat like one would a doll
[Speedblade] [Civilian] ...olding the town captive! Seems like they're after something...
[Speedblade] ...Eh? *listens in*
* Ratshoot comes around, the slashes at Uplink's face
[Uplink] EEK!
* Uplink jerks head back in time to miss
[Ratshoot] Get offa me, ya dumb Russian bear!
[Speedblade] [Civilian 2] They supposedly have some kind of scrolls in that town...
[Uplink] Gumbo stew attack
[Ratshoot] I'll gumbo stew ya!
* Uplink lets Rat go
* Speedblade snags the location from the civilains
* Ratshoot smacks Uplink across the face a few times with his tail
[Speedblade] We have us something to do, boys. *Nocturne wakes up*
[Uplink] OW!
* Uplink rubs face, sulking even more
[Speedblade] OTHER than start a bar brawl...
* Nocturne` stands and rubs his head.
* Uplink lapses into an even further depressed state
[Hikari] What can we do?
[Speedblade] Apparently, some group is holding a town near here under seige...
[Speedblade] I say, since we can't do anything else, that we go check it out.
[Ratshoot] ...Oh goodie...
* Speedblade walks out of the pub, whistling
[Speedblade] SESSION ENDS