Session Start: Tue Jun 12 23:09:56 2007
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\Espernet\#taw.20070612.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: The PAX Enroute to Cartel
<DeathStar> Location: The PAX
* Dias stands infront of the kiddie pool. 1"So here we are."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr falls face first into it
<Dias> AYEIEEE! 6He clamors to grab onto her.
<DeathStar> 6* Dias would only grab bathing suit
* Dias freaks out and let's go.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr continues her fall
* Dias watches her fall face first into the water. He hops in and flips her over
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr floats. "I'm swimming."
* Marcus` steps in and eyes Dias, "Are you trying to kill her?"
<Dias> No....You're floati...6He glances back at Marcus. 1"How the hell..."
<Marcus`> How the hell? *he glances around* How the hell did I walk into the swimming area and see you trying to drown her?
<Dias> Baka! It's the fricking kiddie pool.
<Marcus`> She's drunk. *he states, as if that would explain it all*
<Dias> So? 6He turns to look at Zephyr
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr is gone
<Marcus`> ....Where'd she go!?
* Marcus` quickly looks left, then right.
<Dias> Ahhh....crap. 6He begins looking around frantically.
<DeathStar> 6* No sign of Zephyr at the kiddie pool
* Marcus` gets pale and moves over to look in the big pool.
<Dias> Ahhh...shit. 6He quicky climbs out and pushes past Marcus, quickly moving to the main pool
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr floats on the bottom of it, giggling
* Marcus` just steps aside, allowing Dias to push himself right into the pool.
* Marcus` widens his eyes and dives in, moving to help her up to the top.
* Dias presses his feet against the edge and kicks off, leaping into a dive, he quickly ducks under.
<DeathStar> 6* Marcus and Dias collide
* Marcus` grumbles and pushes Dias off, moving toward Zephyr.
* Dias resurfaces, grabbing his head frantically in pain.
* Marcus` reaches out for Zephyr and attempts to pull her up to the surface.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr moves, and Marcus misses
* Dias shakes his head and dives back under, swimming for Zephyr again
* Marcus` faces a face and swims back up, having to catch his breath.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sits on the bridge. "Why do I sense teenage hijinks..."
* Dias comes to a stop infront of Zephyr, he waves.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr waves back
* Dias suddenly reaches out to grab her.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr eeks, twisting on him
* Marcus` glances around and then dives back under, moving down to help Dias out.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pauses, then realizes he's acting like Warren. There's a scary thought
* Dias twists around, placing Zephyr's arm around his front and he kicks off the pool bottom, swimming towards the surface
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr starts yelling ta him underwater, then pauses as she swallows water.
* Marcus` widens his eyes at Zephyr taking in water and does his best to help Dias, not hamper him.
* Dias smirks evily and kicks off Marcus, shoving himself towards the surface
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr coughs and stops moving
<DeathStar> 6* Dias surfaces
* Dias begins swimming towards the edge of the pool.
* Marcus` resurfaces, scowling at Dias, he begins to swim after them, worry apparent on his face.
* Dias reaches the edge and grabs it, pulling himself and Zephyr onto it. He flips her onto her back and looks down at her. 1"Hey...Wake up."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr keeps her eyes closed
* Dias leans in close, his ear near her nose.
* Marcus` reaches the edge and pulls himself up, looking down at her. "She took water into her lungs. She needs CPR."
<Dias> Uh oh...6He slaps his hands together and leans in, locking lips and blowing air into her mouth
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr's eyes open and she coughs up water, then punches Dias. "HEY! NO KISSING"
* Marcus` stares, his jaw tight and his fists tight.
* Dias slides back, spitting out water. 1"HEY!"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr takes deep breaths.
<Marcus`> Are you ok, Zeph? *he places a hand on her shoulder, looking concerned*
* Dias pushes himself up, rubbing his jaw.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> I was fine. I was just trying to figure out what to do with the water in my lungs.
<Dias> ...6Suddenly get's that dumb look on his face. 1"Oh you sneaky...."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> What?
<Marcus`> Well i'm pretty sure spitting it up woulda been th-*he stops and glances at Dias* Wow.
<Dias> That's right, you dont' have to breathe!
<Dias> Hmpf! 6He crosses his arms. 1"To think I worried about you like that."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Not like I could talk with water in me!
* Marcus` glances from Dias to Zephyr. "You...don't have to breath?"
<Dias> God don't you know anything about Dragoons?!
<Marcus`> No, I don't. *he snaps quickly*
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr lets them argue, and dives back into the pool
<Dias> Piss ant..6He moves over to the high dive and begins climbing up.
* Marcus` shakes his head and then pulls his shirt off, diving into the pool, seems he is actually pretty good at swimming.
* Dias begins moving across the diving bored. 1"Lousy jackass, only swimming because Zephyr's here...Worthless.."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr floats
* Dias hops and moves to the end of the bored, bouncing off it and into the air, He begins spinning in the air
* Marcus` bobs his head up beside Zephyr's, very stealthy like.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr floats into Dias' direct landing path
* Marcus` glances up. "Uh oh." He attempts to move Zephyr out of the way.
* Dias catches Zephyr below his path and flips into a belly flop and begins flapping his wings to dodge. 1"MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
<DeathStar> 6* MArcus moves Zephyr - and gets bellyflopped on by Dias
* Dias smacks into Marcus with a sickening slapping noise. Dias begins floating away face down.
* Marcus` is hit and shortly rises to the surface, also floating face down.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr glances at them, then panics. Which causes her to begin to sink.
<DeathStar> <Darien> *hums a tune*
* Dias bobs up and down in the water.
* Marcus` floats towards the side of the pool, still face down.
<DeathStar> 6* Three minutes has passed
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr has sunk again in a drunken panic
<DeathStar> 6* Three and a half.
* Dias lower half sinks, causing his head to snap up briefly, it quickly sicks under the water, sinking towards Zephyr
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr shakes him
<DeathStar> 6* Four minutes
* Dias shakes about under the water, his silvery hair floating about
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr pauses, then grabs his groin and twists
* Marcus` bumps into the ladder and his body gets twisted, somehow he is twisted to the point that his face is above water now.
* Dias eye's suddenly snap open, a look of pure pain on his face, his mouth dropping and all the air in his lungs bubbling out.
<DeathStar> 6 *Zephyr waves
* Dias pauses then looks at Zephyr, then quickly begins coughing violently under water as he begins swimming towards the surface.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr watches
* Dias breaks the surface and begins coughing violently
* Marcus` justs bobs up and down against the ladder, his face tipping the water every now and then.
* Jackieness has left #taw
* Dias begins swimming towarsd the side. He grabs the ladder by Marcus and then grunts pulling himself out and then reaching in and dragging Marcus out.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr begins to feel the need to sneeze.
* Marcus` got hit pretty hard, so he is still out cold.
* Dias looks down at Marcus then suddenly begins to rub his hands together eagerly, the little gears in his head turning. He leans down and picks Marcus up, throwing him over his shoulder. He then begins marching towards the high dive again.
* Dias passes by one of those ligh saving donuts and rope and grabs it with his other hand, tossing it over Marcus' head. He moves to the diveing board and begins climbing up it.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr sneezes
* Dias tosses Marcus down on the end of the diving board and begins to tie him to it with the rope.
* Dias finishes tieing it then eyes Marcus again. He just laughs evilly and grabs his swiming trunks and pulls them off. He then shifts his foot and shoves Marcus so that he's tied up to and hanging against the bottom of the diving board. 1"Excellent.
* Dias moves to the edge and bounces on it several times then flips off it, moving into a dive.
* Marcus` hangs there in all his glory.
* Dias swims down beside Zephyr and waves.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr seems to be out of it again, probably inhaled water
* Dias sighs and grabs Zephyr by the under arm and begins swimming towards the surface
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr is surfaced
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr expells water, coughing. She glances up, her eyes widening
* Dias turns as he hears her cough out the water. 1"Atleast you found a better place for the water."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr keeps staring
<Dias> What? 6He follows her gaze. 1"...."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ....
<Dias> Is he...6He squints. 1"Oh my god..."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr suddenly looks away, covering her eyes and begins to sink again
* Marcus` stirs awake, then suddenly widens his away, wiggling. "WHAT THE!? DIAS!!"
<Marcus`> NRP: eyes*
* Dias rolls back, laughing his ass off.
* Marcus` feels a draft and glances to see he has no clothes on, his face goes red and his jaw tightens.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr keeps her eyes covered
<Marcus`> I hope to god you die a painful, painful death. *he growls at Dias*
<Dias> You look like a total jackass right now!
* Marcus` twists his body in an attempt to get 1 arm free.
<Dias> 6He's tied pretty damn tight, apparently Dias is quite the boy scout
<Marcus`> Let me down.
<Dias> ....You sure you want me to let you down?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr surfaces, her eyes still covered.
<Marcus`> ....Let me down without just cutting my rope so that i'll fall into the water.
<Dias> ....Ok. 6He begins swimming towards the edge
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr tries to climb out without looking
<Marcus`> ....And please give my trunks back.
<Dias> Whatever. 6He pulls himself up and begins whistling as he heads towards the high dive
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr slinks away
Session Close: Wed Jun 13 00:00:00 2007

Session Start: Wed Jun 13 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #taw
* Marcus` watches Zephyr sneak off, a frown on his face. "You've really crossed the line this time man. This just isn't cool at all."
* Dias just whistles as he climbs up the ladder.
<Marcus`> And now you're probably going to do something to make it worse....god I hate you.
* Dias walks along the board now, each step, causing the board to bounce more and more
* Marcus` does his best to keep from hitting his head on the board as Dias makes it bounce.
* Dias comes to a stop above Marcus. 1"Now you're positive you want me to untie you, right?"
<Marcus`> I want you to pull me up onto the board first.
<Dias> I'm sorry, I can't here you...6He grabs the ropes pulling up on a spot causing it to tighten around Marcus' chest.
* Marcus` gasps as it is putting pressure on his lungs.
<Marcus`> Pull....me......up. *he manages to get out*
<Dias> Not that one...6He grabs another spot, this time the rope tightens around Marcus' unmentionables
* Marcus` widens his eyes. "GODDAMNIT DIAS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
<Dias> ....Oh that's right, it's this one. 6He undoes the knot and suddenly everything goes loose and Marcus begins plummeting towards the surface, naked and belly facing the water.
* Marcus` moves to throw the rope off of himself, and twists his body, artfully doing a nice dive. He is good in the water, remember?
<Dias> 6Suddenly Marcus leg jerks taught and his body jerks the board bending down. Apparently their was a knot around his leg.
<Dias> Ooooh....That's gotta hurt.
* Marcus` flails about, his face contorted into pain.
<Dias> I got it! 6He lifts his foot up and the rope suddenly let's loose.
* Marcus` falls into the water with a large splash.
* Dias dusts his hands off and climbs down the high dive.
* Marcus` resurfaces and pulls himself out of the pool, he picks up his trunks that are laying off to the side and puts them on. He turns toward the exit.
<Dias> 6His trunks are still on the top of the high dive.
* Marcus` just grabs a towel from the side area and wraps it around himself, moving to leave.
* Dias eyes the towel, cursing it for fouling his evil plan.
* Marcus` rounds the corner and is gone.
* Dias moves out of the pool, he shakes the remants of water off.
* Marcus` seems to be making his way for his room, grumbling under his breath as he goes along.
<DeathStar> 6 *Zephyr bumps into Marcus. Her eyes widen. "Oh, hi. Hi. Wow. Hello."
<DeathStar> 6* She's still in her bathing suit and still wet
<Marcus`> ......*he looks down*
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr consciously doesn't look down
<Marcus`> ...sorry you had to see that.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> I'll kill Dias for you later.
* Marcus` glances up at her. "No...just leave him alone."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr forces eye contact only. "Kay."
<Dias> 6A rumbling noise can be heard in the distance
<Marcus`> ....*he glances towards the noise* Yeah...I'll see you around. *he moves to step past her and continue on his way*
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr just nods.
<Dias> A medium sized wheel can be seen approaching them, with someone running on top of it frantically.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> What in the world?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr presses against the wall
* Marcus` rounds another corner, dissappearing again.
* Dias passes by Zephyr on the wheel, his legs kicking frantically, a look of panic on his face as he runs for his life. 1"HEEEEELLLP!!!"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Wow. I must be drunk
<Dias> 6A large crash can be heard as he hits a T-intersection
* Marcus` makes his way into a clothing shop that hasn't been stripped of everything and changes into something.
Session Close: Wed Jun 13 00:23:07 2007

Session Start: Wed Jun 13 20:01:49 2007
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\Espernet\#taw.20070613.log'
* Alicia is now known as Terra
<DeathStar> Stardate: Present Era. 1 Day Later
<DeathStar> Location: The Cartel Homeworld; The Highway
<DeathStar> 6* Darien zooms their hovercar forward on the crowded streets as a Tsivrixsh vehicle chases them
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr is plastered against the backseat as Darien reaches unsafe speeds
* Dias leans his head out the window as he looks back at the Tsiv vehicle chasing them. 1"Only one? I'm sorely disapointed."
* Marcus` is beside Zephyr, his hands gripped to the seat, knuckles turning white.
<DeathStar> <Darien> That's all you have to say after you practically tried to rob them?!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien jerks the hovercar around a large semi truck.
* Dias sticks his head back inside. 1"You can beat a thief, but you can never beat the thief out of the thief...
<Dias> And it wasn't practicaly, I was trying to rob them.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien hits the accelerated to jerk Disa' head
<Terra> "This isn't going to help us convince the Emperor."
* Dias slams back against his seat. 1"How was I supposed to know that they didn't need time shares on Jarivan."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances back as the Tsivrixsh patrol vehicle is getting closer.
* Marcus` slowly glances back over his shoulder. "Please tell me you have a plan to get rid of them."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Sure
<DeathStar> 6* Darien jerks the vehicle over into the opposite lane. Vehicles come flying in at them.
* Dias slams against the door now with a resounding thud.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr closes her eyes
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh patrol car moves over into the same lane, intent on getting their prey. Darien glances back, all the while cars are heading toward him
<DeathStar> <Darien> Now they have guts.
* Marcus` widens his eyes, his face going pale. "Ohgodohgodohgodohgod."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances ahead, seeing two vehicles heading his way, with no way to switch lanes.
<Marcus`> Do something! DO SOMETHING!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien flips some switches, changing the hover configuraments, then jerks the wheel, so the car goes sideways between the vehicles.
<Dias> Stop being a back seat driver!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien then recaliburates and the hovercar slams back down
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh vehicle rams into the vehicles from behind
<DeathStar> <Darien> Nothing to it
* Dias starts laughing with excitement. 1"Oh my god! I've gotta get us in more high speed chases!"
<Terra> "No you don't."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> I'mgoingtoshootyou
<Terra> NRP: Or am I not there?
<DeathStar> NRP: Everyone's there
<Ariel> Em> *trying to pretend she's not there*
<DeathStar> 6* Darien goes back into the proper lane, glancing ahead. "Are those---TANKS?"
<DeathStar> 6* Yes, up ahead, are two Tsivrixsh tanks.
<DeathStar> <Darien> ... just who did you rip off? A Grand Admiral?
* Marcus` takes a deep breath, but stops midbreath and stares. "Oh great, we're going to die."
* Dias waves his hand dismissively at Zephyr. 1"You know that was the most excitement you had in..." His jaw drops as he stares at the tanks. 1"Sweet mother of pearl."
<Dias> Is that how you pronounce it? I thought it was Grand Dad Miral.
* Marcus` just stares. "....."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances around. "Okay, if I remember right, this highway is about 3 miles above the actual surface."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> W-Why are you calculating thta?
<DeathStar> <Darien> And there should be....
<Marcus`> ...IF!? What if you're wrong!?
<Dias> Oh please tell me you're going to fly off the edge. Please tell me!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien jerks the vehicle over the wall guard, using flipping calculations, and they go flying off the highway, falling through the sky, passing flying vehicles as they plummet between buildings and other highways
<Terra> "... isn't that likely to get us killed?"
<Ariel> Em> "IF WE DIE I'M SOOOO GOING TO KILL YOU!"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr grabs Marcus
* Dias laughs as the hovercar plummets through the air
* Marcus` grabs Zephyr, closing his eyes.
<Ariel> Em> *hugs a chair*
* Marcus` has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Xan|Gone has joined #taw
<DeathStar> 6* Darien flips the switches and they crash down on a slightly lower highway. Darien grunts, then drives off this highway
<Xan|Gone> * Marcus grabs Zephyr, closing his eyes.
* Dias bounces in his seat and slams into the roof with another resounding thud.
* Xan|Gone is now known as Marcus`
<DeathStar> 6* They plummet again through the air.
* Marcus` slowly opens eyes. "OH GOD!" He shuts it tight again.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien lands on another highway, the vehicle spinning out of control toward four other incoming vehicles.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think I broke one of the hover stablizers.
<Terra> "... great..."
<Dias> Really? 6He looks over at Darien
<DeathStar> <Darien> Here, let me try this. 6* Darien sends them into a spin.
<DeathStar> 6* He then lets go of the controls and begins to feel under the dashboard, all the while the vehicle spins through gaps in the vehicles' lineups.
<Dias> WEEEEEEEEE!!! 6Dias slams his hands on the dashboard as they spin around
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr opens her eyes to see no one driving
<Ariel> Em> *isn't watching*
* Marcus` slowly opens one eye again, then urks, grabbing his stomach. "Oh i'm going to barf."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien fixes the stablizers, and gets up, grabbing the controls. He drives onward, having lost all chasing vehicles with these stunts. "Well, time to meet Shiva, so she can help us get on a Tsivrixsh Battlecruiser so we can get those starcharts to find the Tsivrixsh Homeworld."
<Dias> Can we do that again?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> No
<Marcus`> Roll down the window, hurry! *he his hands slide up to his mouth*
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think the controls for that are broken.
* Marcus` widens his eyes and glances around frantically, he motions for Zephyr to break it.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> W-What?
* Marcus` shakes Zephyr frantically, making a punching motion for the window.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You want ...me to punch the window?!
* Dias turns around in his seat to look at Marcus and Zephyr. 1"I think he wants you knock on the window."
* Marcus` just leans forward and throws up onto Dias.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ... gross.
* Dias slams his hand against Marcus' mouth as he begins to throw up
<Terra> "Can someone open a window, please?"
<Dias> Ewwww...that's disgusting.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, wait, the controls are working. 6He lowers the window.
* Marcus` leans back and wipes his mouth off. "....Oh god...that sucked..."
* Dias flicks his hand, tossing puke onto Marcus' pants.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr climbs over Terra so she's next to Marcus now
* Marcus` glances around. "Anyone got a napkin?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien takes an offramp, going lower into a tunnel section.
<Dias> ....Dude, you just puked all over the car...What's next, you're going to piss your pants when you have to fight someone?
<Terra> "..."
<Marcus`> That's my secret back up plan.
<Dias> Apparently not anymore.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien brings the vehicle to a stop in an underground part of the Cartel Homeworld.
<Marcus`> Ew...I wonder if Shiva can give me a new change of clothes...
<DeathStar> 6* Darien turns it off, then steps out. A wheel falls off.
<Dias> 6Across the way, a woman with black hair in a pony tail can be seen sitting on a hover car hood.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Why does this hovercar have a wheel?
* Dias slides his seat back, slamming it into Marcus' knee's. He opens the door and steps out.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr climbs out.
* Terra quickly climbs out
* Dias just shrugs
<Marcus`> Child. *he mumbles, climbing out and slinging some vomit off of his hand.*
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *rolls her eyes, climbing out after*
<Ariel> Em> *follows out carefully, wobbly on her feet*
<DeathStar> <Darien> Shiva. 6He calls out, apparantly unphased. He walks over.
* Marcus` makes a face at the vomit stain on his pants and glances around. "...." he turns to move after Darien.
<Dias> 6Shiva turns her head, seeing Darien. 1"Have an enjoyable ride here?" 6She asks coyly.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Nothing too unusual.
* Dias glances at Zephyr. 1"How ya feeling?"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr forms a gun and fires at Dias kneecap.
<Dias> 6Shiva glances at Marcus. 1"You, you stop right there. You're covered in vomit."
* Dias jaw drops as he lifts his knee and grabs it. He swears silently. 1"That...That was uncalled for."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> So was robbing Tsivrixsh. You said you quit being a thief!
* Marcus` stops and frowns, glancing down at himself.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Anyway, Shiva, you think you can get us on a Tsivrixsh Battlecruiser?
<Dias> Desperate times call for desperate measures!
<Dias> <Shiva> That's a very tall order Darien, something like that would require something equal in value.
* Terra ignores Dias now
<DeathStar> 6* Darien just makes a face.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Do you EVER change?
<Ariel> Em> "You'd be getting us off your planet. Isn't that worth it?"
<Dias> Apparently not so. It's a matter of trust Darien, we're not able to make such grandeous moves with our ever so lovely 'allies' around us now.
<Dias> NRP: Shiva
<Terra> "What are you suggesting?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> ....
<Dias> <Shiva> All we require is that you do something for us and we'll do something for you.
<Terra> "... like what?"
* Marcus` glances around for someway to get the vomit off of himself.
<Dias> 6Shiva hops off the hovercar and begins walking towards them, as she get's closer, it's obvious she's wearing a tightly clung black dress with a slit going up her right thigh.
<DeathStar> <Darien> This is going to be something that I'm going to hate, isn't it?
<Marcus`> I hope it's something that involves a change of clothes and a hot shower.
<Dias> <Shiva> I'm hurt that you'd hate to go out on a date with me...6She walks upto Darien stopping.
<DeathStar> <Darien> "A date"?
<Dias> You know...I thought we took care of these guys...6He scratches his head.
<Dias> <Shiva> Well it's too late for that...I guess it's the other one...6She drops a small device on the ground. 1"Shall we go meet the others?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Alright, lead the way.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "What was that?"
<Dias> Shiva taps a a button on her wrist and everyone suddenly teleports, reappearing in a teleporter room.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr stumbles into Em
* Marcus` jerks around quickly. Then relaxes. "....I hate teleporting."
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Ah, that answers that question."
<Dias> 6Dias glances around. 1"Well holy shit...
<DeathStar> <Darien> This brings back memories.
<Dias> <Shiva> It's always best to keep a secret location secret. 6She claps her hands together and turns. 1"Now if you'll follow me.
<Ariel> Em> *looks to Zephyr uncertainly*
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *follows*
* Dias pats Em on the back. 1"It's alright Em. I'll protect you girls."
<Marcus`> Ooh, can you get me some new clothes??
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Sorry.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien walks along to the side of Shiva. "I don't suppose we can still go with the date option."
<Dias> <Shiva> Sorry Darien, I'd hate to get on Ariel's bad side.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I don't think you'd care.
<Dias> <Shiva> Astute observation. 6She pinches his cheek.
<Terra> "..."
* Dias coughs and then moves after them
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Are they flirting, or threatening each other?
* Terra eyes the pair, seeming annoyed
<Terra> "I don't know. I'm not sure I care."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien moves along, seemingly inclined to ignore the others talking behind him
<Marcus`> CAN I PLEASE GET SOME NEW CLOTHES!? *he decides to yell since she ignored him the first time*
<Ariel> 6* Em just sighs.
<Dias> 6Shiva looks over at Darien. 1"Is he serious?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> You could give him your dress, I suppose.
* Terra follows at a difference
<Terra> NRP: Distance
<Dias> <Shiva> Why Darien, to think you'd be so indirect about seeing me naked.
* Marcus` frowns and sinks his hands into his pockets, sighing.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Maybe I just wanted to see him in a dress.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr angles her head at Marcus. "You want to wear my extra clothes?"
<Dias> <Shiva> Cute...6She glances back at Marcus. 1"That wasn't part of the original deal Marcus, but if you'd like to arrange something, I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement.
* Marcus` perks up and glances at Zephyr. "You have extra clothes?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Natrually. After you are left in battle naked enough, you learn to carry extra.
* Dias glances around at the walls of the hallway as he moves along them, ignoring Zephyr and Marcus
<Marcus`> ...Are they girly?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ... Yes
<DeathStar> <Darien> You know, if you could fit into Zephyr's size clothing, I'd be impressed Marcus.
<Marcus`> ....Fine. *he hangs his head*
* Dias suddenly snorts as if holding back laughter.
<Marcus`> O
<Marcus`> I'm sure if I suck in...
<Dias> 6Shiva glances at Marcus, a smirk on her face. She stops infront of a door. 1"We're here."
<DeathStar> 6 *Zephyr hands him a pink tank top and shorts, that she somehow got from nowhere.
* Marcus` stares.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien coughs into his hand.
<Terra> "I wish I could do that."
<Marcus`> ...So what'd you say about a deal shiva?
* Dias suddenly jerks his attention at Marcus. He begins to rub his hands together, eyeing Marcus like a lion eyes an injured antelope.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh yes, ask the devil for a new suit. I'll enjoy this. No insult intended, Shiva.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "I'd be interested to hear.."
<Ariel> Em> "......" *LAUGHS*
<Dias> <Shiva> None taken Darien. 6She turns to look at Marcus now, an innocent look on her face.
<Marcus`> ...What would you require devil?
<DeathStar> <Darien> You should take the tank top.
<Marcus`> But it's pink!
<DeathStar> <Darien> Oh, don't be a girl.
* Terra eyes Darien, as if taking offense
<Dias> <Shiva> All I require...Is a kiss. 6She looks at him.
* Marcus` stares. "What?"
<Terra> "..."
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Hmm, I expected a larger fee."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pinches his nose, idlely wondering if this is why Warren shot himself.
<Dias> <Shiva> And not one of those petty peck kisses. A passionate kiss. 6She eyes him, a serious look on her face.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr cups her hands together behind her back, glancing at Marcus with interest now
<Dias> Take Zephyr's clothes. TAKE THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR THEM!
<Marcus`> ...*he glances at Dias, then looks to Zephyr, then Shiva* A passionate kiss? Why would you want to kiss me? I mean...I have the face of an angel and everything...
<Dias> <Shiva> Cute, but that is the deal. Do you accept?
<DeathStar> 6* Darien, while this is all going on, discusses psionic battle plans with Em.
<Marcus`> ...Nah. I'll just stick to my puke stained clothes. At least they fit and I don't have to make any odd deals.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You don't want to wear my clothes?
<Dias> <Shiva> A shame....6She turns and then presses her hand against a spot on the wall. The door slides open and she moves inside.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances up and walks in.
<Marcus`> No thank you. *he smiles and reaches them out to her* I'm pretty sure that I couldn't get my ass in those shorts anyway.
<Dias> There' not good enough for her?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr takes them, then moves in
<Dias> NRP: You
<Dias> I'd wear them if I was covered in puke Zephyr.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr >That's sweet, Dias.
<Marcus`> Yeah REAL sweet. *he shakes his head, stepping inside*
<Dias> It's the thought that counts. 6He nods to her and moves in with her.
<Terra> "Remind me to pick up some new clothes sometime, too."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Nothing girly, I hope.
<Dias> 6Before them stands a U-shaped table, with 9 chairs. 5 of which are currently occupied.
* Marcus` glances past them at the 5 people.
<Terra> "For me? Why not? You think I'm not girly?"
<Dias> He likes his girls manly. What can I say.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "And the topic changes again."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien just offers a smile to Terra, then turns toward the table.
* Terra heads to the table
<Dias> 6At the head of the table sits a man with a scar over his right eye and grey hair. A lanky man with a fur coat and red hair sits in his chair lazily as he studies them
<Dias> <Shiva> I wouldn't get any closer Terra.
<Terra> "It's a private table?"
<Dias> <Shiva> Very private.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pinches his nose again
* Marcus` glances at Darien. "Why you keep doing that?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> It helps stop headaches.
<Marcus`> Really? I'll have to try that next time Dias tries to speak.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Tell no one.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien spreads his hands. "It has been a long time." 6He addresses the table.
<Dias> Darien, you've already met Loki. 6He motions to the red haired guy who just laughs. "The others are Odin, Anubis, Medivh, and Osiris.
<Dias> NRP: Shiva.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien inclines his head.
<Dias> <Loki> And here I thought you died...6He pivots in the chair.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I got better.
* Marcus` scratches his cheek.
<DeathStar> <Darien> And here I htought you were all jailed.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr cups her hands together behind her.
<Dias> <Loki> Well luckily we knew the people who threw us into jail.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Helpful.
<Dias> I have the sudden urge to bust heads in...
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Shhhh, Dias.
<Dias> <Odin> But that's not why you're here, now is it Darien Starr. 6He leans forward, his elbows resting on the table.
<Terra> "No need right now, but I'll keep it in mind."
<DeathStar> <Darien> No. Your planet is currently occupied by one of the Tsivrixsh Battlecruisers. My people and I want to get onboard the ship. I'm sure they get supplies from the surface of this planet.
<Dias> <Anubis> Ever so annoyingly.
* Marcus` rubs his neck now, tilting his head to glance at the people at the table.
* Ariel is now known as Em`
<DeathStar> <Darien> Then I believe we would have a mutual benefit in ... removing the problem.
<Dias> <Odin> Agreed. But we would like something done before hand...As a sign of good faith.
<Terra> "... this again..."
<DeathStar> <Darien> Business is business, as the Cartel like to say.
<Dias> <Odin> Of course, without business there would be chaos.
<DeathStar> <Darien> And without chaos, there would be no real business.
<Dias> 6Odin leans back in his chair, a smirk on his face. 1"A man who truely see's the grand scheme."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien inclines his head. "A basic principle that can be applied to many aspects of life."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr whispers. "I don't get a word of what they're saying."
* Marcus` just glances at Zephyr, shrugging.
<Dias> <Odin> Much like the snake that eat's it's own tail, forever doomed to go in circles.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You were in business, right? What do they mean?
<DeathStar> 6* Darien smiles slightly. "What can we do for you?"
<Marcus`> I was a waiter, I was a worker for business.
<Terra> "Is Chaos good for it?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> So you...weren't in business?
<Dias> 6Odin goes to speak than eyes Terra, wondering why someone would interupt.
<Marcus`> I think...that...they are saying, a good business keeps things in order, yet...when there isn't order, the business thrives from the profit it makes on...well...restoring order? *he rubs his chin*
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pinches his nose.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Aaaaah.
* Terra was asking Marcus
* Marcus` notices everything going quiet and he glances around. "Why'd everyone stop talking?"
* Terra shrugs
<Dias> 6Shiva rubs his forehead, shaking her head slightly.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien motions. "Shall we continue?"
<Dias> <Odin> We've gotten word that a Tsiv space transport will be passing through our system several jumps away. It'll be making a brief drop out of hyperspace for repairs. On it are some valuable supplies that would help our cause.
<DeathStar> <Darien> So it would be nice to borrow them.
<Dias> <Odin> What I ask of you is to assist some mutual acquantinces in transfering said supplies into our hands.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Agreed. And when we return, you will aid us onto the battlecruiseR?
<Dias> Sweet, we get to steal stuff!
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr glares at Dias
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> The last time you did that, Marcus puked
<Dias> <Odin> As per our agreement.
<Dias> But it's going to be us, and not just me.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods. "Agreed. Where shall we meet your acquaintinces?"
<Marcus`> And I really don't like puking...
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Does anyone?"
* Jackieness has joined #taw
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Jackieness
<Marcus`> ..Dias might.
<Dias> <Odin> Head back to the dock where your ship is. My acquantince will meet you there.
<Dias> I don't puke.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods. He turns and walks back the way they came.
<Dias> 6Shiva looks at Darien. 1"Good luck."
<Marcus`> I bet you have.
* Terra turns and heads back also
* Dias claps his hands together and moves after Darien.
<DeathStar> <Darien> With this lively crew, I'll need it
<Dias> <Shiva> You could always join my crew.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Lets hope we don't get into too much trouble..."
<Marcus`> Hey we're standing right here! *he moves after Darien* At least talk about us when we aren't around.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Then I would need more than luck.
<Dias> <Shiva> Cute...
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods his head and walks out, leaving the chambers behind.
<Dias> Hah. I have an iron stomach. 6He pats his stomach.
* Em` looks to Darien, "Do you think this is a fair trade?"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr walks along.
<DeathStar> <Darien> With the Cartel, leaving a deal with your soul intact is a fair trade.
<Marcus`> Well i'm certainly glad I didn't kiss he rnow.
* Terra walks, considering
<DeathStar> <Darien> After throwing up, I think she'd be the lucky one.
<Dias> Only because you fear the ghost of John McCormick coming back and haunting your ass for it.
<Marcus`> I was wondering about that, but I just thought maybe she was weird like that.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "I wonder what her plan was."
<Marcus`> Who?
<Dias> Bah, whatever.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Well, lets head back
<DeathStar> 6* The spinning TAW logo can be seen as time passes
<DeathStar> 6* Darien speeds along the streets as anothe Tsivrixsh patrol chases them. "You had to do it again, didn't you?"
<Dias> Well if Marcus wouldn't have opened his mouth!
* Em` whimpers, curled up. She's sick of this.
<Marcus`> I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING!
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr grips the nearest object for dear life
* Dias suddenly howls in pain
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes Dias
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "So much for luck."
* Dias grimaces as he tries to free his shoulder from Zephyr's grip
<DeathStar> 6* Darien rolls his eyes, then jerks the vehicle onto a road that's still under construction.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> W-W-Wiat!
<Dias> LET GO LET GO!!!
<DeathStar> 6* Up ahead, the road is not finished, and a buildnig can be seen ahead of it
* Marcus` widens his eyes and clings onto Zephyr. "Ohnoohcrapohsweetlord."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> --- hey, that's my breasts.
* Marcus` jerks back. "Oh crap, i'm sorry."
* Dias suddenly turns and punches Marcus across the face.
<Terra> "... protective much?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien drives them off the unfinished road and they go sailing through the sky toward the building
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> DIAS!
* Marcus` grabs his jaw. Eyeing Dias. "I hope to god I have to puke again. Cause it's going all over you."
<DeathStar> 6* The vehicle smashes through the window of the space port lower levels and Darien drives through, forcing people to jump out of the way.
<Terra> "I'm keeping well away from you."
* Dias mocks Marcus and turns back forward, eyeing the exciting scene
<Marcus`> Shoot him. Please shoot him. *he tells Zephyr*
<DeathStar> 6* Darien runs over someone's luggage and pulls into the orbital elevator. He reaches out and hits the up button
<Dias> ...I wonder if they have elevator music...6He lowers his window
* Marcus` stares. "Aren't we over the weight limit?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Gosh, I hope not, Marcus. It's a LONG way down now
<DeathStar> 6* The elevator zooms upward, leaving the atmosphere and going into space
<Marcus`> ...Oh you shouldn't have told me that...
<Dias> Bah...I never liked elevator music. 6He leans over and turns the radio on.
<Terra> "He's going to puke."
<DeathStar> 6* The arrive in the oribital station port, and the elevators open. Darien drives out and through the docking bays.
<Marcus`> No...puking is so yesterday.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pulls up near their port. A woman with long black hair, with blue streaks through it, can be seen, standing there. Her skin is a pale white, and she wears a black merchant uniform.
<Marcus`> I think i'm getting used to Darien's driving. *he muses*
<DeathStar> <Woman> I'm guessing you're my mutual acquaintainces?" 6She asks as Darien lowers the window, staring in shock.
<DeathStar> *DArien does the shock
<Dias> Well hot damn....6He climbs out throug the window and stares over the hood at her. 1"My name is Dias...And what name does such a beautiful woman go by?
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Mmm... please ignore some of our most... noisy acquaintances. Like him."
<DeathStar> <Woman> Hmph. Like I'd be dumb enough to give you guys my real name. We'll use my codename. I'm Iceheart.
<Marcus`> Hey how'd you get that name?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Because I'm a frigid bitch. Now lets get moving.
<Marcus`> Awesome. Why don't I have a codename?
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart sniffs at Marcus. "You smell like vomit."
<Marcus`> Oh yeah I threw up a few hours ago.
* Dias hops out of the car then looks back in. 1"Because I haven't been able to come up with a name that describes how pathetic you are.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Perfect. You can do the heavy lifting then.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr hops out, eyeing Dias
<Marcus`> Oh no, that's Dias' job.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Are you going to argue with the Captain of this ship?
* Dias looks at Zephyr. 1"What? It's true."
* Marcus` slides out. "Maybe?"
<DeathStar> 6* Darien just keeps staring
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart smiles. "Then you can wait here for the Tsivrixsh patrols."
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns and marches away for her ship.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien coughs, then hurries after her.
* Em` heads to the ship... it wouldn't smell like vomit
* Terra sticks with Em
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr shrugs at Marcus and hurries after the Captain.
* Dias moves after Zephyr, placing his hands behind his head as he walks.
<Marcus`> .....*he lowers his head*
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *heads for the ship calmly*
<Marcus`> Hey. *he calls out* Can I please come with you Captain, ma'am?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Only if you stay in the cargo bay, boy.
<Em`> Siawase> *sits curled up in the captain's chair*
<Marcus`> Yes ma'am. *he hurries after them*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart stops in front of her ship, then motions them in. Darien looks like he's a teenager experiencing hormoens.
<Terra> "..."
* Dias pats Darien as he walks by. 1"Down boy, down."
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> What the heck is this cat doing in my chair?
* Terra heads in without comment
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "At a guess, sleeping."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glares at Dias
<Em`> Siawase> *yawns and looks up* "...mew?"
<Dias> Eeee. 6Dias jumps back
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> ... You don't say?
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *boards*
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr gets in.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "You asked."
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart closes her ship door in Marcus' face
* Marcus` stares.
* Marcus` knocks on the door.
<Dias> So...Iceheart...I've noticed that you have quite the body.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> If you're so busy checking me out, glue your eyes to the nav screen
<Terra> "He checks everyone with breasts out."
<Marcus`> ....*he knocks again*
<DeathStar> 6* Darien opens the door. "...."
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart picks up Siawase and puts him on the back of the chair, then sits down in her chair.
<Marcus`> ....I had to tie my shoe. *he sighs, stepping in*
<Dias> With pleasure. 6He sits down infront of the nav screen.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien closes the door.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien takes the flight controls.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Alright, the course is set in. Get us moving. 6She sits back, clearly use to ordering people around.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Right. 6* He gets clearance to leave, then moves the ship out of dock.
<Marcus`> Is there by chance a change of clothes on this ship, uh ma'am? *he asks Iceheart*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns her chair to stare right at Marcus with her cold blue eyes
<Marcus`> ....I'll stand over here in the corner. *he slides towards it*
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Because you are about as foul smelling as the Larktoth beast, I will get you some new clothing. You WILL change into the clothes in Closet 3B. Do you understand?
* Dias glances over at Marcus. 1"I thought he was supposed to stay in the cargo bay."
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Good point . You will then go to the cargo bay .
<Marcus`> .......Yes. *he turns to move and try to find closet 3b.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns back to face the viewscreen.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr scowls at Dias and follows after Marcus
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances over his shoulder, checking out Iceheart.
* Terra rolls her eyes at Darien
<Em`> "...strict captain."
* Marcus` glances back at Zephyr. "I think I made a bad first impression."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Probably.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Or maybe she just doesn't like him."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances at Terra.
* Dias spins around to face Iceheart. 1"So tell me Iceheart, how is someone so beautiful, so...I mean words can't describe you, how did you get in this line of business?
<DeathStar> <Darien> No, you are nothing feminine, Terra.
<Marcus`> Oh well. *he stops and opens up closet 3B*
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> So I don't have to sit in bars listening to dumbasses like yourself.
<DeathStar> 6* It's a space suit.
* Marcus` stares. "I...."
* Dias leans back as he scratches his jaw. He studies Iceheart from head to toe, eyeing her hands and her form.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> NOW what?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ... Well, it's something, right?
<Marcus`> Y-you don't think she's going to shoot me into space do you!?
<Terra> "What's that got to do with anything?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> Just letting you know.
<Em`> Siawase> *hisses at Dias*
* Dias just shakes his head and laughs, he pats Darien on the shoulder. 1"Good luck with that one."
<DeathStar> <Darien> I won her over the last time. 6He mumbles.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Of course not!
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Would you two like to share with the rest of the crew? 6She demands. Darien winces.
<Dias> I...6He just blinks. 1"I won't ask. But really, good luck with that.
<Marcus`> ...Y...you wouldn't let her if she wanted too, would you?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Of course not!
<Dias> ...Why do I have the sudden feeling she's going to stab me with a ice pick or something.
* Terra sits back, quietly.
<DeathStar> <Darien> She would do it face to face, at least.
* Marcus` takes the space suit into his hands and eyes it for a moment, then glances at Zephyr. He glances back down, then at Zephyr again.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ... What?
<Dias> Atleast we have that going for us.
<Marcus`> Where am I supposed to change?
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart eyes the two continuing to talk, her fingers drumming her arm rest.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Um...the closet?
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns to Terra and Em, smiling friendlylike. "How do you put up with those two anyway?"
* Marcus` peeks into the closet. "Oh man it's so dusty." He frowns and slides in, closing the door behind him.
<DeathStar> <Darien> .... 6He watches. "I swear to God if Wind made her a..."
<Em`> Em> "I question it every day..."
* Dias looks at Darien, a smile on his face.
<Terra> "We don't have much choice, really..."
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> I pity you. Would you like to work for me?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr stands around
* Marcus` pokes his head back out, "I...think I have this thing on backwards." He steps out, and he does indeed have it on backwards.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien brings them to a stopping position at the coordinates. "I guess we have to wait."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Um, I think it's fine.
<Marcus`> You sure? Cause it feels tight back here and loose up here. *he motions to his ass then his front.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr just smiles.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart watches the two ignore her, then shrugs them off.
<DeathStar> 6* She glances ahead.
* Terra has been considering
<Dias> So we're just going to sit out here in the open?
<Terra> "I don't know... what do you do?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> I don't see anywhere to hide.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Pretty much this.
* Dias leans back and looks at Terra. 1"She's a space pirate."
<DeathStar> <Darien> You're nav boy. Do you?
* Dias leans back forward and eyes the nav.
<Marcus`> Ooookay. *he gives a thumbs up* I guess we should get back to the others.
<Em`> "I still have things I need to do with them... people to kill. You know."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Right
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> I know.
<Terra> "Yeah... I can't join you either right now... maybe some other time."
* Marcus` oddly begins to make his way back to the others, he glances at Zephyr. "You wouldn't happen to have a mint would you?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> No.
<Marcus`> Oh well. *he sighs*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns as Marcus gets on the bridge again. She stares.
<Dias> Doesn't this wreck have any cool gadgets like a cloaking device?
* Marcus` stops and looks to Iceheart. "W..what i'd do now?"
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> You. The younger idiot. Tell him.
* Dias looks over at Darien. 1"She's talking about you.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I'm older than you.... 6He pinches his nose.
<Em`> Siawase> *snickers ala Madcat*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart sighs. She rubs her forehead. "Forget it."
<Dias> ...guess that leaves me...Oh well. There was something about you staying in the carbo bay.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart turns back toward the viewport.
* Marcus` stares at Dias, then glances at Iceheart.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr studies Siawase oddly.
<Dias> Wow, I mean 2 times she told you this...
<Marcus`> No she didn't.
<Dias> Men, they never listen. 6He throws his hands up.
<DeathStar> <Darien> ....
<Marcus`> You're a moron.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien turns his head toward Dias
<Em`> Siawase> *looks innocent*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart nods. "For a male, you are incentive to male faults." 6She praises Dias
* Dias turns to look at Darien, giving him a big thumbs up as if proving something.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sighs.
<Marcus`> Dias used to give girls this special drink that would make them have sex with them. *he informs Iceheart*
<Marcus`> NRP: him*
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> ... 6She turns to face Marcus. "Is that suit on backwards?"
<Dias> Hah, I don't need a drink to make them have sex with me.
* Marcus` widens his eyes and glances down. "I don't know, Zephyr said it looked fine."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr inspects an odd spot on the ceiling
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Really? Or is it just that the drink doesn't work?"
<Dias> Are you doubting a woman's words?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> ... 6She glances ahead at the viewport.
* Marcus` sighs and moves back toward the closet to fix the suit.
* Dias looks back over at Darien. 1"So yeah, there's no where for us to hide.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "I'm doubting your words."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien seems busy inspecting his console.
* Dias waves his hand dismissively at Peacemaker.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart seems to wait to see what Peace does;
* Marcus` comes back now, his suit finally right. He smiles lightly at Zephyr and scratches the side of his nose.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *just seems disinterested in Dias*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart glances at the viewport again
<Dias> So, captain. What's the plan?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Just watch and maybe you'll learn something, boy.
<Dias> I like learning. 6He claps his hands.
<DeathStar> 6* The computer begins to alert that a ship is dropping out of hyperspace
<Dias> It's about to drop out.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart flips open a panel on her arm rest where some controls can be seen.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Alright, everyone. Lets get this done.
* Terra nods
<DeathStar> 6* A small Tsivrixsh vessel drops out of hyperspace. Iceheart hits a button on her arm rest and an ion cannon blasts the ship repeatedly before it's shields can be raised after hyperspace.
* Marcus` stares. "Holy crap."
<Terra> "Nice."
<Dias> Catch them off guard...I see. 6He begins writing something down on a notepad.
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh ship passes by, dead in space
<DeathStar> <Darien> ....
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Yes, now we'll prepare to board the ship and attain the goods. We'll--- 6The computer announces another ship is dropping out of space
<Dias> We've got a second one dropping out...
<Terra> "Something tells me this one's bigger."
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *quietly nods in agreement*
<DeathStar> 6* A sleek Tsivrixsh battle vessel, designed for protecting ships, comes out, it's shields raising immediately.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Dammit.
<Marcus`> Uh oh. Can I go hide in that closet?
<Dias> Awww....crap.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Evasive manuevers now!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien grabs the controls, sending the ship rolling back and away as the vessel opens fire at them.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien keeps jinking away from shots, causing the ship to shudder and bounce as they avoid the attacks.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "You certainly can, Marcus."
<Marcus`> Anyone wanna join me?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> You call that flying?! <Darien> What?! THIS is damn good flying.
* Dias coughs. 1"Coward." He coughs again
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart gets up and shoves Darien aside, grabbing her controls. She flips some switches, then begins to avoid the shots herself. Darien stands up, glaring.
<Marcus`> Sorry, Dias. You say something?
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr watches, her eyes widening.
* Dias stops, staring at Iceheart. 1"I....Wow."
<DeathStar> <Darien> You should have gone left. 6He notes. <Iceheart> And blown up.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> I need someone to get down to the lasers. You have to fire them manually. There's three of them. One in the back, two on the sides. Three of you, mov eit
* Marcus` glances around at no one moving.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr glances at Marcus not moving.
* Dias hops out of his seat and moves by Zephyr. 1"Let's go."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr follows Dias
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sits in the secondary pilot seat. He begins to aid Iceheart
<Dias> My god is she amazing at flying.
* Marcus` glances at Zephyr. "...Oh fine. It's just point and click, right?" He moves after them.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You just want to have sex with her
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr takes the left side gun turrent
<Dias> Eh, she's a lesbian. 6He takes the right side
* Marcus` takes the back turrent then.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Wait, why is the waiter taking the last gun turrent? 6He eyes Terra, their supposed next best gun shot.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart brings their ship around, so it's right side strafes the Tsivrixsh vessel.
<Terra> "... oh right, it's *him*."
* Dias hooks himself up and begins firing at the vessel
* Terra goes to relieve Marcus
<Marcus`> Oh thank god. *he climbs out*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart glances at Darien. "Not bad."
<DeathStar> <Darien> I know.
<DeathStar> 6* The vessel turns, so it's back is facing the attack vessel.
<DeathStar> 6* Then it's turned again, as no one opens fire in time. The left side now. Zephyr fires.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> What are they doing back there?
<Dias> And what if I did want to Zephyr? Is that wrong?
* Marcus` steps back into the bridge. "I think I shoulda stayed in the turret."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> You siad she was a lesbian. 6She calls back.,
<DeathStar> 6* The ship finishes it's left strafing, putting it's back to the ship as it flies away for another run
<Dias> Well if she was straight I would.
* Terra fires this time
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes the shields dropping. "There we go."
<DeathStar> 6* The ship turns so it's right side is facing the ship.
* Dias locks on and begins firing, trying to shoot his name into the sideo f the ship
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ...
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Diaz?
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh begins to buckle and take heavy damage now. Iceheart and Darien spin the ship so it's back side is facing it.
<Dias> ....Damn't I screw up. 6He leans back from the turret. 1"HEY TURN BACK AROUND. I NEED TO START OVER AGAIN!
<DeathStar> 6* Darien waits, then looks back. "TERRA!"
* Terra fires
* Marcus` looks around. "I think she's doing it to get your attention Darien." nods, all knowing.
<DeathStar> <Darien> What? Why?
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh support vessel begins to explode.
* Marcus` stares. "Nevermind."
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart sits back. "Remind me never to get Loki and Odin to pick my crews again."
<Terra> "I'm beginning to get what Setsuna said."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien brings them around to the original vessel, extending their docking clamps. "There, now we raid it."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr frees herself from her turrent.
* Dias pulls himself out of the turrent.
* Terra heads out of the turret also
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart stands up, checking her own pistol.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien stands as well. "I imagine we'll have some angry Tsivrixsh waiting for us."
<Marcus`> ...*he shuffles, glancing around.*
<DeathStar> 6* Darien eyes Marcus. "Why don't you guard the ship?"
<Marcus`> Oh that's a great plan. *he nods*
* Dias pulls gloves on and punches his fist into an open hand.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Good. What could go wrong if you don't come along?
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Mmm. Perhaps I'll come along too."
<DeathStar> 6* The spinning TAW logo is seen. Everyone but Marcus and Em are in a jail cell.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien leans against the bars. "Who would have thought they had such a device?"
* Dias slowly raises his hand
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Who would have thought your idiot male friend would touch it?"
* Dias raises his hand again.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pinches his nose.
<DeathStar> <Darien> At least Marcus and Em can save us. Right?
<Dias> What? I thought it was a pretty color.
<Terra> "I really don't know how I can put up with him."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr sighs and sits down.
* Terra pinches her nose
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Great. I'll be spending the rest of my life in a prison cell if we have to depend on THAT idiot
* Dias looks at Terra than at Darien. 1"Dude, she's mockign you.
<DeathStar> <Darien> What? Why?
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* Terra looks to Dias. "It helps with headaches. You're a headache."
<DeathStar> 6* Marcus sits on the bridge of Iceheart's ship all alone.
<Dias> Hah.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sits down.
* Marcus` glances around. "Hey...wasn't there someone else here too?" he scratches his head.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Well, at least Tsivrixsh gruel tastes half-way decent. If you swallow without tasting.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "..."
<Terra> "Eh, it's food."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien crosses his arms, leaning against the wall.
* Marcus` glances at the time. "Jesus, what is taking so long?"
<Dias> That was food?
<DeathStar> <Darien> Any moment now Marcus will save us. I'm sure of it
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> You mean any moment he'll be in here WITH us.
<Dias> ....Wait...Stop right there Darien.
* Marcus` picks his nose, glancing around.
<DeathStar> <Darien> What?
<Terra> "It's edible. It... keeps you from starving..."
<Dias> You mean you're putting all your faith on that guy. A guy who can barely bus a table right?
<DeathStar> <Darien> I'm sure he can do it
<DeathStar> 6* The spinning TAW logo is seen. Marcus is in the jail cell with them
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sighs
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "As expected."
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> So, who's our last hope now? The cat?
<DeathStar> <Darien> Maybe/
<Dias> See! I told you not to put faith in him!
<DeathStar> <Darien> I'll remember next time
<Marcus`> What!? I couldn't very well fight the tsiv alone.
<DeathStar> <Darien> They're merchants!
<Marcus`> ...Well...I tripped and hit my head...They looked big and ugly too me...
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ...
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Pukeboy, if I had my gun, I'd kill you myself.
* Dias groans. 1"My god..."
<Marcus`> If you had your gun you could get us out of here.
<Terra> "Maybe I can get us out...?"
<DeathStar> <Darien> By all means, ry.
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<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr sighs, playing with a stand of hair
<Terra> "Well, not right now, I can't.. unless you think the faking sickness would work."
<DeathStar> <Darien> ... Have we stooped so low?
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Pretty much."
* Dias moves to the jail cell, eying the lock
<Dias> Hey Zephyr, think you can shoot the cell open?
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Hmmm? Sure, okay.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr forms her rifle and fires, blowing the door cell open.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien pinches his nose again
<Terra> "Well, that beats stabbing Tsiv."
<Marcus`> I was just abotu to ask that.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Sure you were.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart stands up.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *starts out of the cell."
<Dias> You're a life saver Zephyr.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr stands up, giving Dias a smile.
* Marcus` sighs and step out, glancing around.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien walks over to the cargo bay door wall, then opens it. Inside is the crates.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Bingo.
* Terra heads out of the cell
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Good. Now we need to get this onto our ship.
<Marcus`> How far is that again?
* Dias moves over to a crate and tries to lift it
<DeathStar> 6* Dias barely lifts it up.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> A good 100 meters or so. Grab one, Pukeboy.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr grabs a crate as well, lifting it u.
* Dias grunts as he stumbles
<Marcus`> 100 meters!? *he hangs his head and moves over to try and lift one*
<DeathStar> 6* It doesn't lift
<Marcus`> Uhh...I think I may have just pulled my back out.
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr walks by Dias with ease.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> ....
<DeathStar> 6* Darien grabs the third one, leaving only Marcus' left
<DeathStar> 6* Darien strains as he walks on out
<Marcus`> ....A little help here?
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> You are the most useless excuse for a man I have ever seen.
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *rolls her eyes and helps*
<Dias> He is...Really. 6He begins moving towards their ship.
<DeathStar> 6* Peace lifts it up with Marcus' help
<Marcus`> Like I care. *he and Peace begin to move it back towards the ship*
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart walks along, getting their weapons back.
* Terra heads for the ship
<DeathStar> 6* They reach the ship, but there's two Tsivrixsh trying to break in
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> Those blue bastards are trying to raid my ship.
<Marcus`> Oh shit, you should get em..
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think Em fell into a coma.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Terra, you have free hands, take them out
<Marcus`> THAT'S her name! I couldn't find her for the life of me earlier.
<DeathStar> <Darien> What....?
* Terra moves up behind one, and smacks it. Hard.
<DeathStar> 6* The Tsivrixsh yelps in pain, grabbing his head. They both turn to eye Terra
<Marcus`> When we were on the ship, I tried to find her to help me look for you all. I couldn't find her.
* Terra punches him in the face, then kicks the other
<DeathStar> 6* They both yelp again, wincing
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart puts her hands on her hips as she watches
* Terra continues to punch at kick at the Tsiv, hopefully taking them down without too much problem
<DeathStar> 6* They keep yelping and wincing. Darien and Zephyr stare
<Marcus`> CLAW THEM!
* Dias leg's waver as he waits for Terra to knock them out.
<DeathStar> 6* Three minutes pass, and the Tsivrixsh are still cowering from blows
<DeathStar> 6* Darien strains, sweating
* Dias shrugs and begins moving towards their ship
<Terra> "... what's with these creeps?" *just turns her metal hand into a spike and stabs them*
<DeathStar> 6* They urk and flail about on the ground
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart steps over them and enters the door codes. The doors to her ship open.
<Terra> "I think we're done now." *heads in*
<Terra> <Peacemaker> *follows*
<DeathStar> 6* One Tsivrixsh bites Marcus' leg as he walks by
* Marcus` moves with Peace.
<Marcus`> OW! *he drops his side of the crate*
<DeathStar> 6* It lands on the Tsivrixsh with a sickening crunch
* Dias makes his way up the loading ramp.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart gets into the pilot seat, getting the ship ready to go
* Marcus` makes a face. "Oh god, it bit me...now I need to get a shot or something..." He strains to lift the crate, taking it in with Peace now.
<DeathStar> 6* Once the last of the crates are in, the ship detatches and flies off.
<Terra> "Anyone got a gun?"
* Terra looks innocent
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think she likes you, Marcus. 6Nods all knowingly.
<Marcus`> She used too. *he says with a nod*
<DeathStar> 6* The spinning TAW logo smacks Marcus as time passes.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart stands with the crates around her, glancing at Shiva. "Here it is."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien sits on a crate.
* Marcus` figgets in his space suit. "Man these things ride up."
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr glances at Marcus
* Marcus` glances at Zephyr. "What?"
<DeathStar> 6* Zephyr just nods.
* Marcus` smiles.
<DeathStar> <Iceheart> My payment? 6She holds out her hand.
<Dias> <Shiva> And once again, you've more than met your end of the deal. 6She pulls out her datapad and moves over to Iceheart.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart takes the datapad, nods, and hands it back. "A pleasure."
<Dias> <Shiva> It's always a pleasure to work with you.
<DeathStar> 6* Iceheart glances back. "Well, hopefully we all won't meet again" 6She tells Dias and Marcus, then walks away. Darien watches her go
<Marcus`> BYE! *he waves*
<Dias> Such harsh words. 6He grabs his chest, faking pain.,
<Marcus`> Are you having a heart attack?
<Terra> <Peacemaker> "Well, we're done here. Now we just need to get on the Tsivirish vessel, as promised."
<DeathStar> 6* Darien glances at Shiva now.
<DeathStar> <Darien> Indeed.
<Dias> <Shiva> And now for your end of the bargain.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien rises off the crate. "Well, then lets do it
<DeathStar> -TO BE CONTINUED-
Session Close: Wed Jun 13 22:50:08 2007