The Alien Wars 4

Session Start: Thu Sep 13 19:41:45 2007
Session Ident: #taw13morons2
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<DeathStar> Stardate: 1 week later
<DeathStar> Location: Tokyo, Japan
<DeathStar> 6* The two heroes have just managed to save a kitten from a tree.
* Dias is now known as Chad`Winters
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> And here's your kitten. 6He hands it over.
* Xanatos stands behind Dias proudly.
* Xanatos is now known as Marcus`
* Marcus` stands behind Dias proudly.
<DeathStar> 6* The little girl takes it, smiles, and runs away.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Another good deed done my trust sidekick. 6He gives Marcus a thumbs up
<Marcus`> ....I'm not your sidekick!
<Chad`Winters> Yeah you are....You talk to Billy lately?
<Marcus`> No. I'm not. And No. I haven't.
<Chad`Winters> That's not good...
<Marcus`> I'm sure she's alright...right?
<Chad`Winters> Of course...I mean a 4 year old get's stabbed by some villian and she's alright.
* Marcus` glances down. "She went home. I'm sure she's with Cassie and Sets right now."
<Chad`Winters> Of course she is...6He just rocks on his heels.
* Marcus` just shakes his head. "Way to make me feel like an jerk...maybe we should go check on her?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Or you could, you know, call Cass. It's faster.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> But if you wanna wander around aimlessly to find them...
<Marcus`> Yeah yeah. *he pulls up his comm and dials Cass*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Tell her she's got a nice ass for me.
<Marcus`> I'll tell her you said so.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> CASS YOU'RE BOOBS ARE AWESOME!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> MARCUS LOVES BILLY'S THONG!
<Marcus`> LOL
<Marcus`> NRP: Err. Wrong room.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias just beams mischeviously as he stares at Marcus
<Marcus`> Shut up you moron!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Did I hear someone say something about nudity?
* Marcus` pauses and listens, then starts talking again.
* Marcus` hangs up the phone and glances at Dias. "See. Everything's good."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Did you even ask if they've seen her in the last week?
<Marcus`> I...dude they said she was at home, and they just came from there.
<Chad`Winters> So...you wanna go there?
<Chad`Winters> NRP: Dias
<Marcus`> To their house? Well if you want. But no one is there...
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Actually, you know, it'd be safer if you didn't. I'm sure she'd just kill you right now.
* Marcus` shrugs. "I trust that she's fine. And she couldn't kill me anyway, i'm too hardcore, you know."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> More like too stupid...Well, I'm getting sick of standing here dabbling in your sex life...So.
<Marcus`> Finally. Let's do somethin. I wanna drink or hit something or something.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I could hook you up with a prostitute if ya wanna hit something. 6He winks at him*
<Marcus`> I don't need a prostitute. *he slaps Dias and begins to walk*
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias rubs his cheek. 1"Apparently not, you've already learned how to slap like one.
* Marcus` just gives him a thumbs up and shoves his hands in his pockets, walking along. "So how's the lady?"
<Chad`Winters> What lady? 6He walks alongside him, his hands behind his head as he walks
<Marcus`> Your girlfriend.
<Chad`Winters> I don't have a gir...6He eyes his cellhphone. 1"Hold on a minute" 6He answers it. 1"Yeah...Saved a kitten...Because heroes do that...So?
* Marcus` just listens, trying to hear a voice he may recognize.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Look, I came over last night didn't I? I know I was late....Marcus was getting beat up by Billy again...6He shoves Marcus face away. 1"Seriously!"
* Marcus` slides around to the opposite side, listening still.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yeah yeah, you two...No I won't say it....What? I'm sorry. I think I'm pscht...breakin pscht...up!
<Chad`Winters> 6He hangs up.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> You were saying again?
* Marcus` pauses and stares. "Dude you're an asshole to her."
<Chad`Winters> To who?
<Chad`Winters> NRP: Dias
<Marcus`> The girl on the phone that is obviously your girlfriend.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I wasn't on a phone...
<Marcus`> ...you're a fucking moron, do you know thaT?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I have three words in response to that.
<Marcus`> Eh?
<Chad`Winters> G. E. D. 6He nods his head.
<Marcus`> Those aren't words those are letter you stupid shit!
<Marcus`> NRP: letters*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Do you have a G.E.D.?
<Marcus`> I have a DIPLOMA. It's better than a GED. It means I went through 12 years of school.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Yeah, and I did that in a month. Makes me smarter.
<Marcus`> No, it means you didn't learn as much. I have 12 years of education you have 1 months of sleepin with a teacher. I learned more.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Whatever, it doesn't work that way.
<Marcus`> God you're so stupid. Talking to you is like talking to a wall. *he sighs*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I hear having sex with you is the same way...I bet that's why Billy hasn't been over in a week.
<Marcus`> Oh you got me there. *he waves his hand boredly, he stops at a street corner and glances around*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> God what I'd pay for some excitement right now...6He yawns boredly.
<Marcus`> I guess everyone heard we were protecting this place and decided to stop with the crime.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ...Maybe we should become criminals than...
<Marcus`> But then we would have to kick our own asses? And that would just look stupid.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ...Yeah, that would be dumb.
<Marcus`> Maybe we can go find Cass and her team and help them out?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> And let them find out that we aren't the same as we were a year ago? They figure it out, than they ask questions and then we get in trouble. 6He jabs Marcus with his finger.
<Marcus`> Hey, they already saw us in our other forms. If only those two stupid little girls hadn't a showed up..
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It was dusty, those pictures were blurry.
<Marcus`> They still saw us, man./
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It's all heresay. They don't have any concrete evidence.
<Marcus`> Whatever, you can't just pretend it didn't happen, like you try to do with your girlfriend.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I don't have a girlfriend....GOD!
<Marcus`> So you just randomly say I love you to girls on the phone?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I never said that. 6He eyes him.
<Marcus`> I heard you. Stop avoiding it. Jesus christ.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I sneezed,
* Marcus` just groans. "I give up." He throws his hands up and then turns, walking down the sidewalk.
<DeathStar> 6* The phone rings.
* Marcus` pauses and moves to answer it. "Yo?"
<DeathStar> 6* Long silence.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias looks over at Marcus.
<Marcus`> Bastards aren't saying anything...
* Marcus` pauses. "oh it's Cassie."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Tell her I liked her purple thong with the black tassels.
* Marcus` just waves Dias off.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias punches Marcus in the arm.
<Marcus`> OW! *he swings at Dias*
<Chad`Winters> 6Slides back, he rubs his jaw. 1"ASS!"
* Marcus` pauses and glances to the phone. "Yeah!? I asked if she was at your place, which i'm assuming she is."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Ask if she's got liqour there.
* Marcus` hangs up, and glances at Dias. "You know she does."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> And I want 100 gil...
<DeathStar> 6* The TAW Logo spins. They are outside Cassandra's large Japanese home.
* Marcus` rubs his chin and knocks on the door.
<DeathStar> 6* No response.
* Marcus` checks to see if it is open.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Dude, let's just go in.
<DeathStar> 6* It is unlocked.
* Marcus` steps in and glances around.
<DeathStar> 6* There's a place for shoes.
* Marcus` slides his shoes off and then begins to walk forward.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias steps in after Marcus and eyes the shoes sitting there. 1"Dude, free shoes.
* Marcus` shakes his head. "Take yours off, stupid."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Ooooh...Got ya. 6He slips his shoes off.
<DeathStar> 6* They can hear the sound of running water nearby.
* Marcus` glances at Dias and then looks for the sound of the running water.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Well, I'm gonna go check out Cass and Set's "master" bedroom.
<DeathStar> 6* It's coming from either the bathroom, or the kitchen.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias makes his way upt the stairs.
* Marcus` glances at Dias, then shakes his head, moving toward the kitchen, glancing inside.
<DeathStar> 6* There's food set out for 3, but no sign of water of Billy.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias makes his way to the second floor and begins moving towards the master bedroom.
* Marcus` steps towards the bathroom.
<DeathStar> 6* The sound of water.
* Marcus` knocks on the door. "Billy?"
* Chad`Winters walks right into Cass's main bedroom and begins snooping around.
<Chad`Winters> NRP: Dias
<DeathStar> 6* The water doesn't stop.
* Marcus` knocks again. "BILLY!"
<DeathStar> 6* The door opens up and a pale girl looks up, wearing a cute red ribbon and white dress. She stares at Marcus. "What?"
<Marcus`> Just lettin you know that Cassie and Sets are workin late so me and Dias are going to hang around until they get back.
<DeathStar> 6* The girl calls up Cassandra.
<DeathStar> "I really hate you." 6She clicks off, then tosses the phone aside.
* Marcus` frowns. "...I'll be watching the holovid or something. Go back to whatever you're doin." He waves his hand and turns to move into the living room.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy doesn't bother to stop him. She moves to the kitchen.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias come sliding down the stairway. Two dildos in his hand. He hurls them at Marcus' head.
* Marcus` gets hit in the forehead and falls back. "Oh dude what the fuck is wrong with you!?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I don't know. So you find Billy?
* Marcus` motions for the kitchen, stepping into the living room.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Sweet. 6He moves into the kitchen.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy sits there, eating some food she prepared.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> What's up Billy?
<DeathStar> <Billy> Andrea.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I don't get it.
* Marcus` plops down and turns on the holovid, flipping randomly through the channels.
<DeathStar> 6* As Marcus turns it on, he would see a hostage situation in progress at a hotel.
* Marcus` pauses and watches it for a moment, getting a full understanding of the situation.
<DeathStar> <Billy> Call me Andrea. Billy is a boy's name.
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<Chad`Winters> <Dias> But I picked out the name Billy.
<DeathStar> "And you're stupid."
<DeathStar> 6* She eats some more food.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Touche! 6He motions to the food. 1"Alright Andrea, pass me some please.
* Marcus` stands up and moves into the kitchen. "Hey Dias. There is a hostage situation down at the hotel on Elm."
<DeathStar> 6* She nods, and gives him Cassandra's plate.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias glances back at Marcus as he grabs the plate. 1"What's the details?" 6He begins munchign on it
<Marcus`> ...uhh I forgot. *he slides up the counter* Can I have some, Billy?
<DeathStar> "Andrea."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It's Andrea idiot. We should probably get down there.
* Marcus` blinks and glances at Billy. "Andrea? Ok. Can I have some, Andrea." He seems to be ignoring Dias now.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias takes another bite. 1"God this is good, Andera."
<DeathStar> 6* She slides him Setsuna's plate.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> What is this?
* Marcus` nods and takes a bite, slowly eating, he pauses and glances at Dias. "Dude. Why can't you cook like this?"
<DeathStar> "Fried noodles and rice."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Because my girlfriend hasn't taught me yet...Pass me the pepper.
* Lilith` is now known as Kit
<Marcus`> See, you just admitted to having a girlfriend.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> No I didn't.
* Marcus` sighs and just eats some more. "You should come over and cook for us sometimes Andrea. I'm getting sick of Dias' cooking."
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea shakes her head. "I'm a kid."
<Marcus`> You didn't cook this??
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Yes. But I'm not cooking for two grown men.
<Marcus`> ...but you'll cook for two grown women? *he seems confused*
<DeathStar> "..."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> A wife should cook for his husband.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> We're not married.
* Marcus` pauses mid-bite. "We...what!?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I thought you were marrie...6He scratches his head*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... 6She snorts at the two.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Does this mean you get half of Marcus' stuff?
<Marcus`> I only have my clothes!
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It's true, I bet all his stuff in a poker game last night.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea finishes her dishes, then walks over to wash it off.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias finishes and hops up, moving over to Andrea. 1"I'll get it."
<DeathStar> 6* She stares.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs her dishes and slides them under, he begins washing his and hers.
<Marcus`> Dude, what are you doing?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> She did let me eat Cass' food.
<DeathStar> 6* She cups her hands together behind her. "You sure you won't...break them?"
<Marcus`> Oh that's a good point. *he finishes his and slides the plate over to Dias.* You can get mine too.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I can't make any promises. 6He slides the plate back over to Marcus. 1"Wash your old damn dishes."
<Marcus`> ...ass.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I have been working out more. 6He finishes cleaning his and Andrea's dishes and sets them to dry.
* Marcus` shakes his head and moves to wash his own plate carefully.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea smiles a bit. "Wow, you're not so dumb after all."
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<Chad`Winters> 6Dias leans over to Andrea, and motions her to keep it a little secret.
* Marcus` finishes washing his plate and then sets it to dry as well, then turns to glance at the two. "So I wonder how Cassie's mission is going?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> What's her mission? 6He looks over at Andrea.
<DeathStar> 6* She moves over and grabs a coloring book, sitting down.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I don't know.
* Marcus` shrugs. "She didn't say."
<Chad`Winters> I heard nudity...So I can only imagine. 6He plops down next to Andrea. 1"Can I color too?"
<DeathStar> 6* She tears him out a page.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> SCORE! 6He claps gleefully and begins coloring, his childish demeanor taking over.
<Marcus`> *Marcus leans against the counter, arms crossed as he watches the two.
<Marcus`> You're such a kid, man.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Can I have orange? 6He points.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea hands over an orange cranyon
<Chad`Winters> Dias takes the cranyon and begins coloring, a random area.
* Marcus` glances at Dias' page. "Are you coloring in the lines?"
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias just shrugs. 1"Can I have a gray."
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea hands him a blue.
<Chad`Winters> Dias takes it and begins coloring with it.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Purple please.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea hands him a green
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs it and begins coloring. 1"I can't wait to put this on my fridge."
* Marcus` smirks, seemingly finding this coloring very entertaining.
<Marcus`> It'll be the proudest moment of my life. *he says with a sigh*
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stops coloring and looks over at Marcus. 1"That's sad."
* Marcus` just shakes his head.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias leans over to Andrea and whispers something in her ear, than points at Marcus.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... I'm too young to hear that.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ...Really?
* Marcus` stares at Dias. "Dude she's 4."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I thought she was 5.
* Marcus` pauses. "Wait...when was your birthday? Did I miss it!?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I don't have one.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Everyone has one. Even a tube baby like me...I think. 6He taps his chin.
<Marcus`> Really? Well every kid needs a birthday. Maybe we should celebrate it now!? Cassie have anything I could use to make you a cake.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... I don't want you to make me cake... 6She sounds ill at the idea
<Marcus`> W..why? You don't like cake?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> No, she doesn't like YOUR cake.
<Marcus`> Hey, I was a waiter remember? I can actually cook a little.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... ... 6She feels her life is in danger.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> How bout we buy you an ice cream cake?
<Marcus`> ....yeah I don't have to cook it...even though i'm a damn good cook. *he mumbles the last bit*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I am full....
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea shudders at the idea of eating their food and dying
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I know a place that makes a wicked cake...They even put cherries for nipples.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea facepalms.
<Marcus`> ...she's too young for that...
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I'm sure they make kid cakes too.
<Marcus`> Well i'm going to go watch the holovid. If you want to go get cake, let me know. *he steps out of the kitchen*
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Wanna go get ice cream or cake? 6He looks at Billy, a hint of hope in his eyes
<DeathStar> <Andrea> It's dark outside.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> So? You're the frickin queen of darkness.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I'm staying home like a good girl.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Oh...I suppose it is dark outside....and scary...
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Mmmhm.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Wait, you're scared?
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Of course.
* Marcus` is now known as Xan|DATASTRUCTURES
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ....6Blinks as he scratches his head. 1"I'm sorry...who are you again?"
<DeathStar> 6* She looks up at him, looking adorably cute. "Andrea."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Ok, who the hell are you and where's the evil little Billy that tries to stab me every other block?
<DeathStar> <Andrea> *sighs* God, you're lame.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> ....Huh, I see.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I know what you're going through.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Oh? *she promps her head up with her elbows* You have PMS, too?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias pauses. 1"5 year old's have pms?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Maybe.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Poor Marcus...
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias scratches his head. 1"I guess I thought you were just suffering a major blow to your ego after being turned into a pin cushion from that girls scythe.
<DeathStar> 6* Andrea shrugs her shoulders. "Whatever."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Shouldn't you two be out there fighting her?
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I'd love to, but no signs...Look, if that's why. 6He leans back. 1"I understand, I went through that feeling too."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I don't care.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> The feeling of being weak, pathetic...It sucked, I didn't want to go on...
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... *she grabs her coloring book and walks off* I'm not going to listen to your damn flashback.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> It was Zephyr who brought me back from that place...And now I don't have her anymore..
<DeathStar> 6* Dias is alone now.
Session Close: Thu Sep 13 22:38:49 2007

Session Start: Thu Sep 13 19:59:26 2007
Session Ident: #Taw
* Logging #Taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#Taw.20070913.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-587.9.20
<DeathStar> Location: Tokyo, Japan
<DeathStar> 6* The group is in a park where the bodies of three men have been found, drained completely of blood. And naked. Pope smokes his cig.
<Vyssa> "Well, this was thorough."
<Ariel> Em> "...well, THIS isn't obvious or anything."
<Vyssa> "I've read about a type of bat that drinks blood."
<Ariel> 6* Em starts making a shopping list. Garlic, crosses, holy water.
<Cassandra`> Like a bad horror movie.
<Xanatos> <Theron> ....*he glances over the men then looks at the others* Were they attacked by dracula?
* Dias is now known as Chad`Winters
<Vyssa> "I don't think it could drink this much, though."
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... 6He glances at Vyssa, then blows out some smoke.
* Xanatos is now known as Marcus`
* Vyssa glances to Theron. "... where is a Belmont when you need one?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Oh great, here come the game references. First it's the jokes, then it's the running and screaming.
<Ariel> Em> "You have the number for the Hellsing family?"
* Marcus` archs a brow, clearly missing it. "...Belmont? Was he in the holovids of Dracula?"
<Cassandra`> ...ok...no more obscure cultural refs. We got a job to do.
<Vyssa> "... something like that."
<Ariel> Em> *sighs at Cassandra, and looks to Pope*
<DeathStar> 6* Pope shrugs, then looks around the park for clues.
<Ariel> Em> "At least we have Marcus. You know Werewolves and Vampires. It's sorta like having pirates and ninjas, but not as badass."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Marcus gives werewolves a bad name.
<Vyssa> "Don't you know a pirate, Dias?"
<Ariel> Em> "...yeah. At least he'll draw their attention."
<DeathStar> <Pope> And now we're giving pirates a bad name.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Just leave the ninjas out of it, okay?"
<Chad`Winters> 6A cricket responds to Vyssa, apparently Dias isn't there.
<Marcus`> *Theron glances up at Pope and Em then looks back around, stepping off from the group to look at more clues.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope studies the bodies. "I would say they died from a lack of blood?"
<Vyssa> "They did."
<Cassandra`> That's the obvious. Now...the lack of clothes?
<DeathStar> 6* Pope nods, then points. "But where are the bite marks."
<Vyssa> "Maybe whoever did it needed them."
<DeathStar> 6* Indeed, the neck has no puncture holes.
<Cassandra`> Check out...you know...
<DeathStar> <Pope> No.
<Cassandra`> ...why not?
<DeathStar> <Pope> Ain't my department.
<DeathStar> 6* Theron would find a wallet nearby
<Cassandra`> Fine... *looks*
* Retrieving #Taw modes...
<Ariel> Em> *wanders off to investigate the rest of the scene*
<DeathStar> 6* Cassandra fights some puncture holes...yeah..you know..
* Marcus` pauses and picks up the wallet, searching through it.
<Marcus`> NRP: Theron*
<DeathStar> 6* Pope blows out some smoke. "Maybe it's some S&M gone wrong? ... VERY wrong."
<Cassandra`> Deadly blowjob.
<Vyssa> "... has this planet always been so crazy?"
<DeathStar> 6* All the money is gone, as is ID, but he would notice that a card for a night club is apparant*
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Yes."
<Vyssa> "Well, it's interesting, at the very least."
<Marcus`> *Theron steps back to the others. "I believe this belonged to one of the victims, but his id and money has been taken, however I found this." He pulls out the card and hands it to Cass.
* Cassandra` looks at the card.
<DeathStar> 6* It has a cheesy name. Blood and Dancing Bite Club. Pope groans.
<DeathStar> 6* Cassandra's phone rings.
<Vyssa> "..."
<Marcus`> *Theron points. "You're making noise, Miss."
<Ariel> Em> *is... oddly enough, not photographing the scene*
<Vyssa> "This is either a huge coincidence, or a strange fetish."
<Cassandra`> *phone* Arakawa speaking.
<DeathStar> <Pope> This is a bad horror movie.
<Vyssa> "That as well."
<Marcus`> *Cass would hear someone scream, "Cass your boobs are awesome!" and then a sigh, finally Marcus speaks. "Hey cassie, Dias says hi."
<Ariel> Setsuna> *twitches*
<Vyssa> "I sense hostility."
<Cassandra`> ...whatever...why are you calling?
<DeathStar> 6* Pope glances at the phone, then blows out a smoke. "Em. Your werewolf is calling."
<Ariel> Em> "I swear... who would write a horror movie like this. I mean... a plot like this wouldn't even make a B movie."
<Marcus`> *Theron points to Setsuna. "You have an odd twitch."
<Marcus`> <Marcus on the Phone> I was wondering how Billy was doing, haven't seen her in a while...
<Ariel> Em> *sigh* "...if he shows up, that'll make the story even less respectable."
<DeathStar> <Pope> It was respectable to begin with? This is clearly a rip off.
<Chad`Winters> 6Cass can hear Dias scream over the phone again, something about Marcus loving Billy's thong.
<Marcus`> NRP: I was typing it!
<Cassandra`> WHAT?!
<Ariel> Em> "I'm not sure rip off even covers this. A hodgepodge of bad cliche's and fanfics more like it."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Most likely we will get to see some nudity. It would be the only thing that could save this plot now.
<Marcus`> *Marcus groans over the thong and can be heard arguing with someone.
<Marcus`> NRP: phone. *sighs*
<Cassandra`> ...idiots...
<Marcus`> *There's a pause over the phone, then finally. "Sorry, anyway, how is Billy doing?"
<Cassandra`> She's doing fine...
<Marcus`> <Marcus on Phone> So she's at your house though? I just wanted to make sure she wasn't out there trying to fight those two...
<Ariel> Em> "Well... nudity might get it to B movie... It'd have to be female nudity. And they'd have to be attractive. Nothing else could get this up even to THAT level."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Well, as the heroine, most likely Cassandra and Setsuna will be the ones to get naked.
<Marcus`> <Theron> I saw them in the shower. *he notes idely*
<Cassandra`> Yes, she's at home. Look, I'm in the middle of something.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope blows out some smoke. "There. See?"
<Vyssa> "And there is our nudity."
<Ariel> Em> "But that was the darkone and werewolf case. We'd need a new incident for the vampire one."
<Marcus`> <Marcus on Phone> Oh....sorry. Just wanted to check on Billy. Bye Cassie! Dias says he loves your ass! *he hangs up*
<Ariel> Em> "You can't count other episodes in the season. It just doesn't work."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Vyssa, then?
* Cassandra` pinches the bridge of her nose.
<Vyssa> "At least the next time I shower."
<Vyssa> "And no, Theron, you don't get to watch."
<Marcus`> <Theron> *glances up from picking at his nails* Huh?
<Vyssa> "When I shower."
<Cassandra`> Ok, team!
<Marcus`> <Theron> Oh. Then you'd better shower in the dark.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope glances at Cassandra.
<Vyssa> "Is that so?"
* Cassandra` holds up the business card.
<Cassandra`> Where better to hide but out in the open? We're going to take a look at this place.
<Marcus`> *Theron just shrugs innocently. "I'll go ahead and scout out the entrance to the place." He nods once to Cass and then is gone.
<DeathStar> <Pope> And so the team follows the obvious clue.
<Ariel> Em> "Wow... they took his ID, because it's not important we know who he is, but left the hint of where to find them. That's so... weak."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope puts a hand to his forehead. "I sure hope this gets better."
<Cassandra`> Its a game.
<Ariel> Em> "I'm soooo glad I'm not paying for this."
<DeathStar> <Pope> I'm glad I'm being paid for this.
<Vyssa> "I wonder why they want us to follow?"
<DeathStar> 6* Pope gets into the van.
* Vyssa gets into the van
<Cassandra`> And someone do a quick online lookup of the place. *climbs behind the wheel*
<Ariel> Em> *gets in* "You think this is a machine of mystery, or just a coincidence?"
<Ariel> Setsuna> *steps over the shotgun and gets in beside Cass*
<DeathStar> <Pope> I don't believe in coincidences, even in a bad plot.
<Vyssa> "So, who's the dog?"
<Ariel> Em> "ESPECIALLY in bad plot."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope begins to research their target.
<DeathStar> 6* An old lady walks by the van, which is still parked there
<Ariel> Em> "...think this plot would be so bad that the director would fall asleep in his chair?"
<Vyssa> "... yes."
<DeathStar> <Pope> It does feel like we're getting nowhere.
<DeathStar> 6* Some kids run by chasing after a ball.
<Ariel> Em> "Yeah, it needs some SERIOUS eyecandy to save it. And not just a shower scene."
<Cassandra`> Anything on the search? *starts up the van*
<DeathStar> <Pope> I've found the business. Seems it's one of those places where people go for, uh..."extra" entertainment
<DeathStar> <Pope> They also do kids birthday parties.
<Vyssa> "..."
<Ariel> Em> "...yeah, someone forgot to use their shitfilter when coming up with ideas."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope smokes his cig. "Oh yeah. Jinkies."
<Vyssa> "... I just hope those cat things aren't around."
<Cassandra`> What type of extra?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Tell me again Cass, WHY did we hire those two?"
<DeathStar> 6* Pope blows out smoke. "Sex rooms, dear."
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...that is sooo not why we hired you."
<Cassandra`> They worked cheap.
<Ariel> Setsuna> *wants to scrub her eyeballs at THAT mental image*
<DeathStar> 6* Pope shrugs at Em
<Ariel> Setsuna> "........." *sigh* "...I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu."
<DeathStar> 6* The van arrives outside the club, which looks closed.
* Cassandra` drives past...
<Cassandra`> Keep your eyes open...
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... 6He looks around. Not a thing.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Maybe we should wait for night?
<Vyssa> "That seems to be a good idea."
<Ariel> Setsuna> "They're probally asleep."
<Vyssa> "... unless you want to search for coffins."
<Cassandra`> Mmm-hmmm.
<DeathStar> 6* The van accidently runs over at catgon as they drive around
<DeathStar> <Pope> So, should we break in while it's daylight and stake 'em, or wait for night and get involved in a complicated battle with the undead?
<Ariel> Em> "The former would be the obvious choice, but it's make a horrible plot. I mean, this IS horrible, but that'd be anticlimatic on top of things."
<Cassandra`> No clue if they even lair here.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Well, luv, we aren't gonna find anything driving around, either.
<Vyssa> "Also, it'd look suspicious if anyone noticed."
<Cassandra`> Back to HQ. *heads back*
<DeathStar> 6* The TAW LOGO SPINS
<DeathStar> 6* Pope sits smoking his cig back at HQ
<Marcus`> *Theron steps in, a frown on his face.
<Marcus`> <Theron> You left me.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Welcome back, ninja boy.
<DeathStar> <Pope> So, what's the gameplan, luv?
<Cassandra`> Undercover work. Going to be dangerous.
<Marcus`> *Theron narrows his eyes and just moves over to sit down, crossing his arms.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Oi. We never do the easy thing,.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...you're joking, right?"
<Cassandra`> I want to get the lay of the club and identify potential targets slash threats.
<Ariel> Em> "Fanservice, Pope. It's fanservice. That's all this episode has going for it."
* Cassandra` brings up the street map on screen.
<DeathStar> <Pope> So, you plan to wear leather? That's the attire in those places.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Leather chaffes.
<Vyssa> "If Vampires are weak against sunlight, wouldn't lasers be even more effective on them?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> How are lasers sunlight, luv?
<Vyssa> "Well, it's not quite the same thing, but they're both light... hmm."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Light and sunlight are different.
<Vyssa> "It would probably have to be special anti-vampire lasers."
<DeathStar> <Pope> If you would go by light, then they would hate building lights.
<Ariel> Em> "Well, it depends which stories you believe. If it's the ultraviolet light, then it can hurt them. If it's the entire essence of the sunlight, or the sun's mystical powers, then no."
<Ariel> Em> "You'd just need the right laser.
<Vyssa> "Exactly."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Now, luv, since when has anything been easy as a laser?
<Vyssa> "Please don't ask me to make a mystic sun laser."
<Cassandra`> Ok...we're going to need a backup group in case there's trouble.
<Marcus`> *Theron raises his hand. "I'm backup."
<DeathStar> <Pope> *blows out smoke* I'm backup.
<Ariel> Em> "Oh, please. Like an antivampire laser is a new thing. And I'm going backup."
<Cassandra`> Setsuna...looks like we're going in...
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Voluntold. Alright."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Don't you two have a 4 year old at home? Isn't it parental abuse to be working at night?
<Vyssa> "Point."
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...what?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> You canna leave kids at home at night!
<Ariel> Setsuna> *looks at Cass*
<Marcus`> <Theron> They could let Marcus watch her.
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... Leave her at home alone.
<Vyssa> "Is that safe?"
<Cassandra`> ...Setsuna...do we go with the Marcus and Dias option...?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "I rather trust her with a criminal."
* Cassandra` shrugs.
<Cassandra`> He's right...leaving her alone might not be the best idea...
<DeathStar> 6* Pope smokes his cig. He loves pointing out plot holes.
<Ariel> Em> "...you just earned us ten more minutes of pointless filler."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Someone has to be the critic, Em.
<Vyssa> "This whole plot feels like a hole."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope patiently waits for CAssandra and Setsuna to decide something
<Marcus`> *Theron frowns. "I hate it when they spend minutes just looking into each other's eyes."
<DeathStar> <Pope> It's dramatic.
<Marcus`> <Theron> I do not like drama. I like action.
<Vyssa> "Or romantic. Sometimes."
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...yeah, maybe she shouldn't be alone. I'm sort of worried about her behavior lately."
<Vyssa> "... it can lead to action. Under cover action."
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... Vyssa, stop reading those novels.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Novels? *his head perks up*
<DeathStar> 6* Pope blows out some smoke. "So, luvs, what are you going to do?"
* Cassandra` calls Marcus and Dias back...
<DeathStar> 6* Pope glances at Em. "We just jumped the shark."
<Marcus`> <Marcus> "Yo?"
<Ariel> Em> "...and we're only on part two. We're not making it to twenty four eps this season..."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Bloody 'ell.
<Vyssa> "I wonder who's televising all this?"
<Ariel> Em> "Who's talking about TV?"
<Vyssa> "You said twenty four episodes."
<Ariel> Em> "Yeeeees? And?"
<Marcus`> <Marcus on Phone> ...hello? *he can be heard in the background, 'Bastard aren't saying anything.'*
<Cassandra`> Hey...got a job for you.
<Marcus`> <Marcus> Oh it's Cassie. "A job you say?"
<Vyssa> "If not the holovid, then what?"
<Cassandra`> Yeah...need you to babysiut Billy.
<Marcus`> <Marcus> Oh ok. She at your place?
<Ariel> 6* Em rolls her eyes
<Cassandra`> Yes.
<Marcus`> *Theron points to Em. "Your eyes are making odd movements. Perhaps you should go to the doctor."
<Vyssa> "It's not like Wind's going to end the universe now."
<Marcus`> *Cass can hear Marcus and Dias fighting on the other end of the line.
<Ariel> Em> "You think he could have got bored and ended the universe, an indefinate number of times before we managed to save it?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> You think maybe this is a new universe already?
<Cassandra`> Hey!
<Vyssa> "That only happens if people figure out why it exists."
<Vyssa> "Or so I've read."
<Marcus`> <Marcus> "Yeah!? I asked if she was at your place, which i'm assuming she is."
<Cassandra`> Yes, she is.
<Marcus`> <Marcus> Alrighty, i'll call you if we have any trouble."
<Cassandra`> Alright.
<Marcus`> <Marcus> Bye Cassie. *he hangs up the phone*
<Cassandra`> Ok, setsuna...let's get ready.
<DeathStar> 6* A delivery man arrives with hot leather outfits.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Thank God for the HoloNet.
<Ariel> Em> "Convient timing."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Another sign of a bad plot.
<Ariel> Em> "Utterly laziness if they can't fill the time between the order and delivery."
<DeathStar> 6* The TAW LOGO Spins and the group, dressed for some Night Clubbing in a S&M joint, are ready. Pope is utterly dressed like Spike
<DeathStar> <Pope> Roight. So I just sit in the van while you scoobies fight the club.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope leans back in the back of the van
<Vyssa> "I should probably wait behind for a signal."
<Ariel> Em> "...Pope, you're enjoying this too much."
<Marcus`> *Theron eyes his coat and makes a face. "This material is too heavy for stealth."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Aye, luv.
<Cassandra`> ...you guys are the backup group...why are you dressed up...?
<Vyssa> "Because we want to?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Dressed up...?
<Marcus`> *Theron pauses and glances down, then up. "You mean I didn't have to dress up?"
<Cassandra`> No...you're supposed to wait until trouble hits...
<DeathStar> 6* Pope smokes his cig.
* Marcus` sighs and pulls the thick leather jacket off, drapping it over the seat. "May I go home?"
<Ariel> Em> "Think they'll do the handcuff joke?"
<Marcus`> NRP: Theron* Oops.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Shouldn't you...go in? *he asks Cass and Sets*
<DeathStar> 6* Pope watches the two leather lesbian leaders do nothing.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "I don't know. Can we trust the group of you to act professional while we're gone?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Can we trust you not to make out?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...just don't blow the van up." *heads inside*
<Ariel> Em> "...you know, a couple explosions would get the ratings up."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Tempting, luv.
* Cassandra` goes with Setsuna...
<Marcus`> *Theron crosses his arms and leans against the window of the van, slightly closing his eyes.
<DeathStar> 6* As Cassandra and Setsuna reach the club, they can hear loud, goth music playing. Everyone in there looks like a frackin' vampire, and they are all doing terrible dancing that could give children that are not Billy nightmares.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...this is pathetic."
<Cassandra`> ...wannabes...
<Ariel> Setsuna> *nods* "Bunch of geese."
<DeathStar> 6* A pale faced woman flutters over. "Not enjoying the atmosphere?"
<DeathStar> 6* Cassandra's phone rings.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Mm... not quite what I expected from the outside."
<Cassandra`> Hold on... *answers* Talk to me.
<DeathStar> <Billy's Voice> I really hate you. 6She clicks off. Guess MArcus and Dias are there.
<DeathStar> <Woman> Well, not everyone can be children of the night. 6She laughs lightly.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Apparently that's an understatement."
<Cassandra`> Aiyaa... *pockets her phone*
<Cassandra`> They dance like rejects from Thriller.
<DeathStar> 6* The woman studies the two.
<DeathStar> <Woman> Well, please enjoy yourselves. 6She says, turning and moving. She enters one of the back rooms.
<Ariel> Setsuna> *eyes the woman suspiciously, then looks to Cass* "So Cass, where first?"
<Cassandra`> ...good question...
<DeathStar> 6* Upon a quick survey, they would see one person not dancing. He has a mask on, and is wearing a strange foreign outfit that looks like a tactical suit costume, and a black coat over it. What stands out is the sword on his back
<Ariel> Setsuna> *gets a WTF look*
<Cassandra`> ...what do you make of that one...?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...freak?"
<DeathStar> 6* The freak seems to be watching the back room that the woman entered.
<Cassandra`> ...no...my guess...vampire hunter.
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...if you hunt vampires for a living, how does that not make you a freak?"
<Cassandra`> ...because you aren't hunting chupacabra?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Hey, it's a monster of the week for us, not a profession."
<Ariel> Setsuna> "......"
<Ariel> Setsuna> "...oh god, I'm starting to sound like one of those two other freaks."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope blows out some smoke. "I felt a reference was made."
<Vyssa> "I felt it too."
<Ariel> Em> "Aren't you supposed to sneeze for that?"
<Cassandra`> Fraid so...
<Ariel> Setsuna> "Alright, let's get this over with."
* Cassandra` nods.
<Cassandra`> Back rooms?
<Ariel> Setsuna> "After you."
* Lilith` is now known as Kit
<DeathStar> 6* Pope rubs his nose. "Now, no urge to sneeze."
<Marcus`> *Theron glances around. "They're taking an awful long time."
* Cassandra` ehads for the back rooms...
<DeathStar> 6* As CAssandra arrives, a big man wearing leather pants stops her. "You not VIP."
<Vyssa> "We should at least get ready."
<Marcus`> *Theron pauses and glances at Vyssa. "Get ready? You need to get ready to fight vampires? I've never did it before..."
<Cassandra`> Just looking around.
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer can't seem to argue that logic.
<Vyssa> "I've never ever seen a vampire before."
<Marcus`> <Theron> Oh.
* Cassandra` keeps on walking then.
<Vyssa> "If you're ready to fight, you're ready enough. I think."
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer sitsb ack down. It seems like Cass and Setsuna need to distract him
<Cassandra`> ...what do you think...?
<Ariel> NRP: I think there's another issue that is interrupting this for the moment. One minute.
<Marcus`> *Theron yawns and sighs. "I think our boss got her vagina bitten."
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... What the hell?
<Marcus`> Well those vampires bit those men on their penis' right?
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... Well, yeah.
<Marcus`> Wouldn't they bite the females...down there too? Or...would they just use their necks like on those holovids?
<DeathStar> <Pope> ... ... 6He just lights a new cig.
<Marcus`> NRP: OH yeah that was Theron. *slaps his head*
<Marcus`> <Theron> ...I need to stretch my legs. *he moves to get out of the van*
<Marcus`> *Theron steps into the club and makes his way past the people, he makes his way for the back rooms.
<DeathStar> 6* The Bouncer stands up, moving in front of Theron.
<Marcus`> <Theron> I want in there. *he points past the Bouncer*
<DeathStar> <Bouncer> You no go in.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Why?
<DeathStar> <Bouncer> You no VIP.
<Marcus`> <Theron> How do I be VIP?
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer pauses to figure that out
<Vyssa> "Think he'll cause problems?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Yes.
<Vyssa> "Enough to ruin things for Cass and Sets?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Yes.
<DeathStar> <Bouncer> You get..card.
<Marcus`> *Theron crosses his arms. "Where?"
<Vyssa> "Thought so."
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer thinks harder. It seems this is difficult for him
<Marcus`> *Theron sighs. "I can pretend to show you a card and you can let me, yes?"
<DeathStar> <Bouncer> Is it a VIP card?
<Vyssa> "Something tells me he'll mess everything up."
<DeathStar> <Pope> Yes.
<Marcus`> *Theron flashes him the card he found in the wallet very quickly. "Yes."
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer nods, and steps aside.
<Marcus`> *Theron nods and steps in the back room.
<DeathStar> 6* Theron enters the back area.
<DeathStar> <Pope> You should probably go save him, Vyssa.
<DeathStar> 6* It's a hallway, with lots of rooms on either side, and stairs that lead up in the back.
<Vyssa> "... are you sure?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Yes.
<Marcus`> *Theron slowly walks down the hall, listening in to the rooms as he passes by them.
<DeathStar> 6* He can hear what sounds like whips and sex. And moans.
<Cassandra`> ...did you just see Theron go back there...?
* Vyssa pauses, then heads for the club
<Marcus`> *Theron pauses, but then keeps going towards the stairs, once he gets there he would climb them.
<DeathStar> 6* As Theron climbs, he reaches an upper office area. The door is shut.
<Marcus`> *Theron quietly presses an ear against the door.
<DeathStar> 6* Low talking. Low enough and far enough away that even his great big ear can't get the words out
* Cassandra` movestoward the back rooms again.
<DeathStar> * The bouncer stands up. "Card?"
<Marcus`> *Theron frowns and glances around for a ventilation duct.
* Vyssa waves a card in front of the bouncer, hoping that's important enough
<DeathStar> 6* None that he can see.
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer blinks, then steps aside for Vyssa.
* Vyssa steps inside
* Vyssa then looks around for Theron before trouble starts
<Marcus`> *Theron stands there for a moment, scratching his chin.
<DeathStar> 6* Vyssa finds him up the stairs
<Marcus`> *Theron then knocks on the office door.
* Cassandra` flashes a card as she heads for the back rooms...
<DeathStar> 6* The bouncer is so confused.
<DeathStar> 6* The door opens and the woman who was talking to Cassandra earlier stands there, eyeing him.
<DeathStar> <Woman> Who are you and what do you want? 6She says in disdain
<Marcus`> <Theron> I want my penis sucked on. *he says simply, glancing past her* Is that here?
* Cassandra` moves down the hallway, feeling a headache coming on...
* Kit has left #taw
* Vyssa heads towards where Theron is
<DeathStar> 6* The woman stares, and narrows her eyes. "Pardon me?"
<Marcus`> *Theron pauses and rubs his chin. "Perhaps I used the wrong term..." he frowns. "...i'm from out of town..."
<DeathStar> <Woman> I see. 6She takes him by the arm and leads him into the office, closing it right as Vyssa can get sight of htem
* Vyssa listens in
* Cassandra` steps in behind Vyssa, arms crossed...
<DeathStar> 6* Vyssa can't hear much, but some rustling sounds.
* Vyssa looks to Cass after a moment. "I think Theron might be in trouble."
<Cassandra`> ...disobeying orders... *moves to check the door*
<DeathStar> 6* It's locked.
<Vyssa> "Maybe we could break it down?"
* Cassandra` pulls a fiber optic cable from her sleeve and slides it under the door, pulling out a small datapad.
<DeathStar> 6* As she gets camera view of what's going on, she would see a bed in the corner. Something is happening on the bed.
<Vyssa> "What's his status?"
<Cassandra`> Looks like he's scoring...
<Vyssa> "... you're serious?"
* Cassandra` goes about trying to pick the lock...
<DeathStar> 6* She unlocks it easy. So much for a cult of evil.
* Cassandra` opens the door and slips inside...ninja training from Setsuna!
* Vyssa waits outside for now. Backup.
<DeathStar> 6* She would see Theron is on the bed, face down on it.
* Cassandra` moves closer quietly...
<DeathStar> 6* As she gets closer, she can see his pants are off. Dear God.
* Cassandra` looks for the woman...
<DeathStar> 6* No sign of her.
* Cassandra` then moves over toward Theron...
<DeathStar> 6* AS she gets closer, strong arms wrap around her from behind. "I was h oping you'd would come up."
<DeathStar> 6* The woman tries to bite into Cassnadra's neck. Seemed she used the idiot as bait
<Cassandra`> What the?!
* Vyssa moves, striking at the woman
<DeathStar> 6* The woman turns, hearing Vyssa approach long before she could get in striking distance.
* Cassandra` moves to slip out of the woman's grip.
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire lets Cassandra go. She steps back, wiping at her mouth. "Well, well."
* Marcus` is now known as Xan|DATASTRUCTURES
<Vyssa> "Are you alright, Cassandra?"
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire walks over to the bed, running her hand along something. "What are you two going to do with me now?"
* Vyssa looks to Cassandra. She's the boss.
<Cassandra`> Put you down... *flicks her wrist, letting a blade slip from where she had hidden it*
<DeathStar> 6* She pauses awkwardly. Suddenly, Vyssa and CAssandra can barely move, as if their energy is being sucked out
<DeathStar> <Vampire> Is that so?
<Cassandra`> ...wh...what the...?
<Vyssa> "... what is this...?"
<DeathStar> 6* She laughs coyly. "I have a magical perimeter set up. You're like flies in my web."
<Vyssa> "..."
* Vyssa didn't expect magic at all.
<Cassandra`> ...remind me...to fire...Theron...
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly the masked man runs in. "I'll save you all!" 6He suddenly falls face first.
<Vyssa> "...?"
<Cassandra`> ... ... ....good job saving us.
<DeathStar> 6* The man holds his head. "Ow ow ow ow"
<DeathStar> 6* The vampiress stares.
<DeathStar> 6* He stands up, pulling his sword out of his sheathe. He seems to ahve no problem moving. "I-I can do this!" 6He sounds entirely unconfident. He charges at the woman, slashing. She dodges and he cuts the bed in two.
<DeathStar> 6* Oddly enough, CAssandra and Vyssa can move again
<DeathStar> 6* The man strains to free his sword from the floor.
* Cassandra` moves in, slashing at the woman.
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire, who was looking irrated at the man, barely has time to grab CAssandra's arm.
<DeathStar> 6* The man yanks his sword free. It glows a demonic black.
* Vyssa moves in to strike at the vampire, and hopefully free Cass
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire is hit, and leaps back, hissing in pain. "Did you just CUT me?"
<DeathStar> 6* The man makes sure Theron is okay.
* Cassandra` grabs her blade with her free hand and stabs at the vampire's chest,
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire stares down, then up. "Bitch."
* Vyssa glances around for something wooden to use as a weapon
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire punches Cassandra while her weapon is lodged in her.
<DeathStar> 6* It seems there's no wood in this place. Vampires aren't stupid
<DeathStar> 6* The man rears his sword back. "Take her head off! Cut her head off! Not the chest! Oh Jesus, don't you watch movies?"
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire punches Cassandra again, then tries to bite her jugular.
* Vyssa knocks the vampire away as best she can
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire is impaled, and isn't going anywhere.
* Cassandra` struggles!
<DeathStar> 6* The vampire bares her fangs.
* Vyssa attempts to cut the vampire's head off with... well, a knife's better than nothing, at least.
<DeathStar> * The vampire screams as Vyssa tries to saw her head off with a knife.
<DeathStar> 6* CAssandra and Vyssa get blood splattered in their faces before the vampire is dusted.
<Vyssa> "... ugh... I'm definitely going to need to shower now."
<Cassandra`> ...that was close..
<DeathStar> 6* The man stares in disbelief. "Amateurs."
<Vyssa> "I guess it has to be wood."
<Vyssa> "... well, this is my first vampire."
<DeathStar> <Man> So you walked into a nest of them? Look, leave it to the pros. 6He points at his own chest. With his masked face, it's hard to tell who he is.
<Cassandra`> ...make a note...Theron gets a paycut for this one...stupid stupid...
<Vyssa> "We didn't have much choice..." *looks to Cass* "Are you alright? And I thought you were going to fire him?"
* Cassandra` then walks over and moves quickly to yank off the mask.
<DeathStar> 6* She stares into the face of an 18 year old male with blonde hair and blue eyes. He stares, his mouth opening in agape. "Hey!"
<Cassandra`> Oh, a dork.
<DeathStar> <Man> I'm not a dork. I saved your lives!
<DeathStar> 6* He jabs Cassandra with his finger.
<Vyssa> "How come you weren't affected by the... magic perimeter..."
<DeathStar> 6* The man sheathes his sword.
<Cassandra`> I'll grant you that one. granted, we wouldn't have been in this situation if... *glances at Theron* ...he hadn't come rushing in like a moron.
<DeathStar> <Man> Right. You know, people normally say thank you.
<DeathStar> 6* Man crosses his arms, trying to act tough
<Vyssa> "Thank you... but I'm still curious as to the magic perimeter thing."
<DeathStar> <Man> My sword protects me from all magics.
<Cassandra`> *looks at Vyssa* Get him back to our ride.
<Vyssa> "That would explain a lot... except that magic is new to me."
<Vyssa> "Right."
* Vyssa goes to collect the idiot.
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, four more female vampires enter the room.
<Cassandra`> Head sup.
<DeathStar> 6* The man steps back a little, his eyes boggling. "Jesus, that's a lot."
<Vyssa> "And here's me without a laser."
<DeathStar> <Man> You came without losers?!
<DeathStar> *lasers
* Cassandra` reaches to click the signal to call in Pope.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope tosses his cig down and heads out
<DeathStar> 6* The man draws his black glowing sword. "Alright."
* Vyssa turns her attention to the vampires for now. As long as Theron isn't dying or anything, he can wait.
<DeathStar> 6* The vampires point. "You are going nowhere."
<Cassandra`> And me without a plasma grenade... *gets ready with her shortblade*
<DeathStar> <Man> Just who ARE you people?
<Cassandra`> We haven't decided on a name yet.
<DeathStar> <Man> Oh, you're one of those groupies.
<Vyssa> "Groupies?"
<DeathStar> <Man> Chasing after the mystical forces of nature.
<DeathStar> 6* The vampires stare at the three like they're dumb. Suddenly they turn around as htey hear Pope approach, who jsut tosses gasoline all over them.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope pauses, realizing he left his cigs behnid.
<Cassandra`> ...what ar eyou waiting for?!
<DeathStar> <Pope> I-I forgot my cigs.
<DeathStar> <Pope> What a time to forget me bloody fags.
<Cassandra`> The one time you forget your cigs?! What about your lighter?!
<DeathStar> <Pope> Oh, right. 6He pulls it out, lights it, and tosses it onto the gasoline
<DeathStar> 6* The vampires go FOOSH
<Cassandra`> This was terrible... *puts her hand to her forehead*
<DeathStar> 6* The man puts a hand to his forehead as well. "Boy, and I thought I was new at this."
<Cassandra`> Drag his sorry rear out of here. *thumbs back at Theron*
<Vyssa> "We're usually much less clumsy."
* Vyssa grabs the loser they brought
<DeathStar> <Pope> Usually? This is only our second episode.
<Cassandra`> There was the whole war thing... *starts walking for the door*
<Vyssa> "Well, individually, we're each less clumsy. Except him. Probably."
<DeathStar> 6* The man watches them go, awkwardly sheathing his sword.
<Cassandra`> ...times like this, I miss my army...
<DeathStar> 6* Pope finds his cigs. "Oh, hey, here we go."
<DeathStar> 6 Pope lights up.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope walks after them. They all leave the guy behind.
<Vyssa> "All's well that ends well."
<Vyssa> "Just... next time, bring a stake?"
<DeathStar> <Pope> You bloody forgot the stakes?
<Cassandra`> Report...why did Theron move before the recon was done?
<DeathStar> 6* The man rubs his head after they're gone, then talks to no one. "Well, they're sure weird. And one of them was a lizard."
<DeathStar> <Pope> No bloody lcue.
<Cassandra`> Maybe he needs his little blue girl before he starts listening.
<DeathStar> <Pope> Maybe we should have her join the team, too?
<Cassandra`> Riiiiight.
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Thu Sep 13 22:48:13 2007