Session Start: Tue Feb 19 20:03:45 2008
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20080219.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.6.15
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
* Megumi is now known as Kit
* Jackieness is now known as Myria
* Xanatos is now known as Marcus`
* Dias` is now known as SPoC
<DeathStar> 6* Most news services talk about the war with the combined Tsivrixsh and Ridiarium forces, and how it's been turning slowly against Earth's favor. However, for this group, so far from the front lines, it seems like a typical day. Though they don't have to come in every day, today is a day they're required to check in for various paperwork and a weekly meeting.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake sits in the rec room, looking spaced out.
<Kit> <Chii> Aw man... You're telling me even I have to do this paper stuff..?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Bitch bitch bitch. 6* She's wearing her sunglasses, despite being in uniform.
<Jennifer`> * Darce sits in a gear, working on a system.
<Kit> 6Lilith ambles about the hangar, sniffing out Pope.
<Kit> <Chii> Yeah, you can be. Real funny, last time.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> And here I thought such a thing would turn you on.
* SPoC sits in the rec room, a folder beside her. She works dilgently on it
<DeathStar> 6* Pope sits on a shuttle, smoking weed.
<Kit> 6Chii glares toward Cheryl. 1"They didn't look anything like the boy at Earth's interrogation."
* Myria stares up at Darce intently.
* Jennifer` yawns a bit and watches the news in the Rec room, enjoying the company the team brings.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Rather I have Marcus and Dias do it?
<Kit> <Chii> ...
<Kit> 6Chii stops, loses her anger and looks upward, rubbing her chin in consideration.
<Jennifer`> * Darce senses danger, or a hot blue girl, and looks down from his cockpit. "Hello there Dove."
<Marcus`> *Theron stands in the hanger, overlooking the ongoing changes to his gear.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel is in the training room, practicing sword kata from an unseen teacher.
<Kit> 6Lilith prods Pope with one of her feet.
<SPoC> 6Dias steps into the base. He moves along the hallway, a red bandana on today.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope looks at Lilith, blowing smoke out in her face. "Yeah?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... *she eyes Chii*
<Kit> 6Lilith winces and chokes a few times. 1"...You are Sir Pope, are you not?"
* Jennifer` looks over at what SPoC's working on.
<Kit> <Chii> Yeah. I would rather that, actually.
<DeathStar> <Pope> That would be me.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl shrugs. "Fine."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl moves down a hallway.
* SPoC is working on a masterpiece. Wait no, it's paperwork, she does appear to be almost done with her's tho
* Myria staaaaaaaares.
<Kit> 6Chii stalks after her, growling. 1"Hey, where are you going?"
* Marcus` sits in the hallway, leaning against the wall, staring blankly at the paperwork he was given.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Somewhere that's not here.
<Kit> <Lilith> I wish to discuss Gear modification processes with you, since you are in charge of them.
<Jennifer`> * Darce gets up and hops down from his gear, dusting his hands off a bit. "Such focus."
* Ariel is curiously inspecting the gears, since she's finished with her required paperwork.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope nods, then hands Lilith some of his special cigs. "Smoke this, and we'll talk."
* Myria staaaaaaaare!!!
<Jennifer`> "So even Military people get homework?"
<Kit> 6Lilith takes them, staring. 1"...Inhaling smoke into your lungs cannot be healthy."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl passes Marcus. And stops. "Marcus, Chii wants you to strip search her."
<Jennifer`> * Darce waves a hand in front of her face.
<Kit> <Chii> H-WHAT?! I didn't say that, goddamnit!"
<DeathStar> <Pope> Then I can't help you, luv.
<SPoC> It is not homework. It is your standard issue paperwork that must be done.
<Myria> ...zzzzzzz...
* Marcus` glances up. "Do you really? I could go get the gloves."
* Kulix has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Jennifer`> * Darce runs a hand over her sleeping face, and gently pats her awake.
<Kit> 6Lilith stares, then dejectedly floats down from the shuttle, gazing at the ground. She pauses and stares at Ariel.
<SPoC> 6Dias whistles at Marcus as he moves down the hall
<Kit> <Chii> If you gave me the option of random grunts and you and Marcus, of course I'd pick you and Marcus!
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at Dias. "Chii wants you to strip search her."
<Marcus`> She really wants me too? I don't even know if I'm that kinky.
<Kit> 6Chii takes a swing at Cheryl's side. 1"He was not mentioned at all!"
<SPoC> 6Dias pauses, staring at Cheryl for a second. !"Serious?"
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl grabs Chii's fist. "Yes."
<Marcus`> 6*Theron glances at Ariel before looking back to his gear.
<Jennifer`> "I see... what's it all about?"
<SPoC> <Dias> I normally charge by the hour.
* Ariel starts to wonder if she's not desired here... she feels out of place with the looks.
<Kit> 6Chii swings the other hand at her, then twists, kicking as well.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl lets Chii go, but is kicked.
<Kit> 6Lilith wanders up to Ariel and holds up the 'special' cigarettes. 1"...Do you know what these are?"
<SPoC> 6Dias takes a step forward, his eyes focusing on Chii briefly
* Marcus` stands up now placing the folder under his arm. "Gotta love the overreaction. Calm down Chii. I'll make it easy on you."
<Kit> <Chii> Cheeky. You went drinking again, didn't you..?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses, glancing at her datapad. She looks serious, and moves off toward Warren's office.
<Kit> 6Chii shakes her fist. 1"Yeah, run!"
<SPoC> They are to handover your soul to Earthgov. 6She looks up from her papers and over at Jen, a serious look on her face
<Myria> Wah?! *flails her arms*
<Marcus`> Don't think she's running from the likes of you, Chii-Chii.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Good mornin thre Dove."
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah, not when she could just beat ya down.
<Kit> <Chii> Duh. Something's got her attention."
* Ariel takes a sniff, then gives Lilith a weird look. "Not yours, I'm assuming?"
<Kit> 6Chii careens her head toward Dias. 1"...You realize we drawed, right?"
<Marcus`> Maybe we should follow her around like you always do, see what's up?
<Jennifer`> "Wait... your soul? I thought we scared the Dark Ones out of the government..."
<SPoC> <Dias> Drawed? 6He looks at her confused
<SPoC> I am joking. 6She smiles.
<Kit> 6Lilith points toward Pope. 1"He said he would not help me until I had used these."
<Marcus`> Retarded slang for coloring in a coloring book?
<Kit> <Chii> God you two are stupid.
<SPoC> <Dias> What?! Don't call me stupid becuase I don't understand what your talking about.
<Kit> 6Chii stomps off the opposite direction of Cheryl, heading for the training room. 1"We broke even in a match. Jesus."
* Marcus` lets out a whistle. "Cheryl wasn't trying then."
<Ariel> "It's a mild, mind affecting substance."
<SPoC> <Dias> Oh. Yeah, she wasn't trying
<Myria> Oh...what time is it?
* Jennifer` smiles, "Oh!" *she giggles a bit and sits down*
<Kit> 6Chii raises a hand over her shoulder, giving both the bird.
<SPoC> <Dias> Think that means we're ass's?
<Kit> <Lilith> ...Is it safe? I do wish for alterations to be made.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Not sure, been workin for hours... why, you haven't been standing here the whole time have you?"
<Marcus`> And that's a cowards way out of a conversation. *He smiles*
<Myria> I don't know...
<Jennifer`> Darce> "So... did you need somethin Dove?"
<Marcus`> 6*Theron finally places the datapad away into his pocket and turns, moving towards the exit.
<Ariel> "Relatively. Though, potentially addictive."
<DeathStar> 6* Dr. Duce bumps into Chii. "Ah, just who I was looking for."
<Myria> I don't think so...
<SPoC> 6Dias just shrugs and reaches over and shoves Marcus.
<Kit> 6Chii moves to punch who she bumped into, then realizes who he is and takes a few steps back, lingering in the poise. 1"Eh... What do you want?"
<Jennifer`> Darce> "I see, shouldn't you be workin?" *He puts a hand on her shoulder*
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> I think I can begin to create an antibody to free you of the poison.
<Myria> ...working on what?
<DeathStar> 6* He has that "however" look.
<Kit> <Lilith> Very well. I suppose I must persevere." 6She turns and begins floating back toward Pope.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Our mighty Dark One weapons of course."
* Marcus` bumps into the wall and glances at Dias. "Dude, this is a work environment. Not some 4th grade hit-fest."
<Kit> 6Chii grumbles and waves her hand. 1"But there's a catch, of course."
<SPoC> <Dias> Unless it's inside the training room.
* Jennifer` sits back and changes the channel, "God the news is boring."
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> You'd need to break your bond with the Dragoon. You see, the bond puts a lot of strain on your body, in particular, and your immune systems are locked up by feeding into each other.
<Myria> Hmmm... *rocks on her heels*
<DeathStar> 6* Warren's voice comes over the comm, calling everyone into the conference room.
<Marcus`> Well it seems i'm in the hallway. Being official with my official documents. *he pats the folder, giving Dias a look*
<Kit> <Chii> ...My immune system is a series of biological organisms. How does it feed into one another? I don't see any tubes.
<SPoC> So how is school going?
<Jennifer`> Darce> "You alright? Oh well, we better get moving."
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> *shakes his head*
<Jennifer`> Mmm? We're on vacation for the summer, but I did very well this year."
* Marcus` glances up. "Uh oh. It's meeting time." He slaps Dias on the shoulder and walks off towards the conferance room.
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> The bond has connected you and Alpha Cheryl on a physical level, even if you cannot 'see' it.
<Kit> <Chii> Eh, I should figure that, considering who and what I am. Hrmph.
<SPoC> I am sure Warren is glad to know that. I fear he was worried you would not inherit his intelligence
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks up, snapping out of his daze. He moves for the conference room
<Myria> Do we have to go somewhere?
<Kit> <Lilith> Sir Pope, I will agree to your terms.
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> So, when you break the bond, come and see me so we can begin. 6* He moves to his medical bay.
<Kit> <Chii> What if I bring the source?
<DeathStar> <Pope> Groovy.
<SPoC> <Dias> ...documents? 6He eyes Marcus confused
* Jennifer` smiles a little. "I'm smart enough I'm just lacking in the experience area."
<DeathStar> 6* The doctor just gives her a look and moves on.
* Marcus` shrugs as he walks down the hallway. "Paperwork. Boring stuff. You get to fill out some too."
<SPoC> That is good. I was also joking on the intelligence thing. You are a bright child.
<Kit> <Chii> The source is still running around, and I don't plan on letting her off without a few licks.
<Kit> 6Lilith sits beside pope and holds the cigarettes to him with a seriously blank expression.
* Jennifer` looks down a little and smiles. "Thank you."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope lights the cig with his lighter.
<SPoC> 6Dias stares. 1"That son of a bitch. He said there'd be free cake."
<Kit> 6Lilith leans back and immitates Pope.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren sits in the conference room with some folders. Cheryl stands on the other side of him, grim.
<Kit> 6Chii hrmphs and turns, moving down the hall toward the meeting room.
<Jennifer`> * Darce pats Myria's shoulder again and heads to the conference room.
<Myria> Where is Theron?
<Marcus`> *Theron has already made it to the conference room, he stands off to the side, quiet.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake steps into the ocnference room, sitting down
* SPoC looks up then stands, setting the paper work to the side. 1"I must be going Jennifer.
* Myria scurries after Darce.
* Jennifer` nods and stands, possibly a bit too used to answering that summons herself. "Best not to keep him waiting."
* Ariel heads to the conference room. Raquel takes a moment to put things away before rippling in.
<Marcus`> Maybe there will be for special people like you. *he smiles and steps inside, moving to a seat*
<Kit> 6Chii enters, gazes at everyone then moves to a corner. 1"Cheryl, when you have a minute..." 6Leans against the wall, eyes closed, clearly twitching in agitation.
<DeathStar> <Warren> We have a situation. 6* He speaks.
<SPoC> <Dias> Saved by the comm. 6He sads' rejoiced and steps in with Marcus, which is odd since Cheryl left down the hallway to meet with Warren.
<Jennifer`> * Darce takes a seat. "Sounds bad."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren clicks a button, bringing up a imagine of a dead corpse with a smiley face carved into his chest. Literally. ^_^ is carved into his chest.
<SPoC> <Dias> That is creepy.
<DeathStar> 6* And he has a massively twisted smile on his face.
* Marcus` arches a brow. "Well that's an interesting calling sign."
<DeathStar> 6* Drake stares at it, feeling queazy.
<Jennifer`> Darce> *stares at that* "I've brought in a lot of murders... but that's just creepy."
* SPoC steps in herself.
<Kit> 6Chii opens an eye after the comments, then both and gapes before pointing. 1"...What the fuck?!"
<DeathStar> <Drake> Reminds me of something out of a comic book
* Jennifer` peeks in, and stares a second, before turning around, looking queasy.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl eyes the photos. Warren clicks and shows a second victim, then a third, then a forth.
* Jennifer` sees enough to probably increase the therapy bills through the roof. "That's just sick..."
<SPoC> 6Dias' eyes remain focused on the pictures.
<Marcus`> This reminds me of those Omega murders. Well, carved face aside.
<SPoC> 6Dias slumps at that
<Myria> I don't get it...
<DeathStar> 6* Warren clicks a button. Four dots appear. If one is good enough, they can tell if a fifth dot was added in, you'd have a pentagram like shape going on
<Jennifer`> Darce> "So we have a serial killer on our hands?"
<Marcus`> No Darce. Warren is just showing us vacation photos.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Some vacation...
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Yeah, lovely scenery."
<SPoC> Do we have any leads?
<DeathStar> 6* Warren speaks. "Each of these murders was found within the last hour or so. And each had trace signals of dark energy left behind."
<Ariel> "That explains why we're hearing about it..."
<Myria> I still don't get it...
<Kit> <Chii> ...What's this have to do with us? You're not going to tell me Dark On--... okami shimata yarou...!
* Marcus` sits forward now, arching his brow.
<DeathStar> <Drake> A serial killer that's a Dark One?
<Jennifer`> Darce> "A dark one takes a serial killer's soul, goes on a kill fest?"
<Kit> 6Chii turns and hits her head into the wall.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren clicks another picture, and three words appear in blood on the ground. 'Hey. Hey. Hey.'
<DeathStar> <Warren> Does this look familiar to anyone?
<Kit> <Chii> ...Not really. Why?
* Marcus` narrows his eyes as if in thought, but then shakes his head.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks out at Dias and Marcus
<DeathStar> <Drake> You know, there is something about it.
<Marcus`> Wait. Am I supposed to remember this? *he pauses and furrows his brow even more in thought*
<SPoC> <Dias> Sorry man. Besides just words, I've never run across anything like that
<Ariel> "......"
* Ariel twitches.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren clicks off the images. "Well, at least someone seems to have a recollection. Ariel?"
<DeathStar> 6* He gazes at her.
* SPoC looks over at Ariel.
<Ariel> "...that bastard was killed."
<DeathStar> <Warren> Well, either he wasn't, or we have a copycat.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Twisted.
<Myria> Who?
<Marcus`> *Theron just frowns, sighing slightly.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren takes a deep breath, dramatically. "It would appear it is..."
<Kit> <Chii> This isn't the first time?
<DeathStar> <Warren> Bimbo the Clown.
<Kit> <Chii> ...What?" 6Deadpan.
<Myria> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<SPoC> 6Dias just stares. 1"It's a clown?"
<Marcus`> What the fuck!? *he holds his ears*
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks stoic. "He does carve ^_^ into his victims."
<Ariel> "...an entity from a different reality, with a twisted sense of humor and reality altering powers."
<Marcus`> Yeah, I completely defeated the clown last time.
<Kit> 6Chii turns and hucks a bottle at Myria.
<SPoC> I see, you are serious. 6She leans forward
<DeathStar> <Warren> His MO seems to have changed, though, if he's killing people. And now he is leaving behind dark energy. We need to eliminate him again. If he has..been taken over by a Dark One, and his level of power is as the paperwork describes, then we might be...in trouble.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Clowns? CLOWNS?"
<DeathStar> 6* Drake shudders. "This mission scares me."
* Marcus` sighs. "I really hope he doesn't turn me into a doll again."
<Kit> <Chii> Wait, so this is an enemy I can kill?
* Myria knocked flat!
<DeathStar> 6* Warren stands. "If he follows his little pattern, we know where the fifth victim will be. We will be there. Waiting."
<DeathStar> <Warren> Get geared up.
* Marcus` stands up and moves to go do just that.
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: Tokyo
<DeathStar> 6* Chii stands out in the open, wearing a pink wig and white make up and a red clown nose.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren stands in the shadows, watching stoically
* Marcus` is out of sight, struggling to keep from laughing.
<Jennifer`> * Darce watches, nodding in approval at such a horrifying sight.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake rubs the back of his head. "How is this going to lure him out again?"
<Kit> <Chii> ... When I asked if I ... could kill... them...
<SPoC> I believe it is Warren's attempt at a joke. 6She notes quietly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl leans on a wall.
<Myria> I don't...get it...
<DeathStar> 6* A little kid runs up to Chii and asks for a balloon shaped like a dog.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "I like the nose, nice touch."
<Marcus`> *Theron watches impassively, though his rifle is in his hand.
<SPoC> 6Dias leans on a dumpster. He glances briefly at Cheryl then over at Chii again
* Ariel rests against a wall, eyes closed. She doesn't want to be a part of this.
<Kit> 6Chii glares down at the kid deathly, then forces a corner of her lips up and... complies with ridiculously fast hand gestures and twists. Only, it looks more like a werewolf than a dog.
<DeathStar> 6* The kid freaks out and runs away.
<Kit> 6Chii pulls out a kunai and pops the werewolf balloon. 1"Look, Marcus, you scared the poor thing."
* Marcus` just puts his hands over his face, stiffling back his laugh.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl shifts her sunglasses somewhat, glancing up. "This isn't working."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren narrows his eyes as someone approaches Chii, wearing a trench coat and a hat.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Now that doesn't look suspicious at all. Who wears a coat in this weather?
<Jennifer`> Darce> "The clowns are tricky bastards... they like to make you wait till you let your guard down."
* Marcus` straitens up. "Who wears a trench coat in the summer?" He says in a hushes scoff.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I know? You have to be a complete freak to wear a coat in the summer. I mean, way out there.
<SPoC> <Dias> You.
<Ariel> Raquel> "......"
<Myria> Bogard impersonators?
<Kit> 6Chii turns quickly and narrows her eyes, holding another balloon. 1"And what animal do you want!?"
<Marcus`> <Marcus> I totally don't do that anymore. *he waves a hand*
<DeathStar> 6* The figure stops before Chii. "I want...."
<DeathStar> 6* The figure opens his trench coat and shows off his naked body to Chii. "THIS!"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren quietly pops a vicodin
<Kit> 6Chii flicks the kunai she's holding into his crotch.
<Kit> <Chii> ...Leave.
<Myria> ...or a flasher.
<DeathStar> 6* The man falls over, gushing blood
* Marcus` coughs, choking on his laugh. "Did...she?"
<SPoC> <Dias> Did she just kill a man?
<Kit> <Chii> Crawl off or I'll cut it off.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren smacks his face.
<DeathStar> 6* The man bleeds, whithering in agony.
<Myria> I think we really should help him...
<DeathStar> <Warren> Myria, go patch up the flasher.
<Marcus`> Wow. Yeah I think we're done here. He's totally going to sue us.
<SPoC> I believe I understand why you put Chii out there now.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Why? So she can stab people?
* Myria heads out to apply first aid.
<SPoC> No, I believe it is because if something goes wrong, she may be seriously injured.
<DeathStar> <Drake> ... *he looks at Warren for confirmation. Warren just pops a vicodin*
* Kit stares down at him. 1"...Wow. What a wuss. I barely flicked that. Wonder what would have happened if I actually threw it."
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> 6* Drake sits against the wall, throwing cards into a hat a few feet away. "Another point for me."
<DeathStar> 6* This time, SPoC is out there in a clown outfit
* Ariel hasn't moved.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "You're getting better."
<SPoC> 6SPoC stands there perfectly still, holding a balloon in one hand. She just stares ahead.
<Kit> <Chii> You're telling me you guys would have done something else?
* Marcus` stares. "....I think he's cheating."
<DeathStar> 6* A kid runs up to SPoC. It stares up.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel lounges, sketching on a drawing pad.
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah, like not stab the guy.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Impossible, I'm cheating."
<Marcus`> <Theron> I believe not harming the man would have an optimal choice.
<Marcus`> NRP: have been an*
* SPoC slowly stares down the kid. 1"What sort of animal would you like?"
<Kit> <Chii> ..." 6Eyes Theron. 1"That was a flick of my wrist, not even a true throw. How was I supposed to know he'd actually thrust it into the blade?"
<DeathStar> <Kid> A kitty
<SPoC> I am sorry. I cannot make a cat.
<Marcus`> <Theron> You were wrong, Chii. Please do not argue.
<DeathStar> <Kid> Doggy?
<SPoC> Nor a dog.
<DeathStar> <Kid> What -can- you do?
<SPoC> I can make a snake. 6She hands the kid the balloon.
<DeathStar> 6* The kid takes the balloon, looking at it
<Kit> <Chii> Tch, whatever. I'll believe you when you do nothing when it happens to you.
<SPoC> I assure you, it is harmless.
<SPoC> <Dias> I would've laughed myself.
<DeathStar> 6* The kid nods and moves away with the balloon
<Marcus`> <Theron> Flash me anytime if you wish to see what I would do.
<Kit> <Chii> Why would I flash you?
* SPoC slowly reaches down and pulls out another balloon. She begins to blow it up.
<Myria> ....that's the sixth snake she's given out...
<DeathStar> <Drake> She does have an obsession with snakes.
<Ariel> Raquel> "... I wonder why snakes."
<Marcus`> <Theron> Nevermind. *he says with a short sigh*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I don't want to know.
<Kit> <Chii> Hey Cheryl, while we have a minute...
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Yeah?
<Kit> <Chii> The doc paid me a visit.
<Myria> Cause you don't actually have to do much to make a snake?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> And?
* SPoC ties the balloon off and stands there, holding it to her side
<Kit> <Chii> You still pissed at me?
<DeathStar> 6* A figure begins to approach SPoC. They appear to be dressed in a purple attire.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Uh, no. 6* She squints, though it's hard to tell with the sunglasses
<Myria> ...we got one.
* Marcus` glances up from missing the hat completely.
<Kit> <Chii> He said our immune systems are tied together. He could probably cure me, but we'd need to break the bond.
<Jennifer`> * Darce shakes his head at Marcus.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses. "Oh."
<SPoC> 6Dias stares at the guy's grey suit.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren narrows his eyes at the newcomer.
<Kit> 6Chii just stares toward Cheryl.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... So I guess I should..break the bond..
<DeathStar> 6* The figure approaches SPoC from behind
<Kit> <Chii> ...If you want. I was ...kind of hoping you'd get mad again or something.
* SPoC stands there, oblivious, her eyes staring ahead.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... It's your health, Chii. 6* She shrugs. "It's more important than a bond."
<Ariel> 6* Raquel watches the man carefully, the sketch pad resting on her lap.
<DeathStar> 6* The figure stops behind SPoC. "Niiiiice snaaaake."
<SPoC> <Dias> Think SPoc's noticed her yet?
<DeathStar> <Warren> Yes.
<Kit> <Chii> I think I'm doing fine. It's just annoying being gimped.
* SPoC quickly turns around. 1"Yes, I am very good at making snakes. Would you like one? She holds it out to him.
<Kit> 6Chii rubs her head. 1"...But I get the feeling if we broke it... we can't do it again?"
<DeathStar> 6* The figure reaches into his coat and pulls out his own. It looks better. "I got one. You want it?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Well. ... 6* She nods slowly. "Not for a long time, at least."
<Myria> Ummm...?
<Kit> <Chii> Ungh.
* SPoC tilts her head slightly as she eyes the snake. 1"Why would you carry a snake shaped balloon on you?"
<Marcus`> *Theron watches closely.
<DeathStar> 6* The figure keeps his head tilted down as he holds it out. "Because you never know when you need a snake."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl takes off her sunglasses, pocketing them into her vest. She appears to have nothing to add to this.
<SPoC> This is true. But it is my job to hand out balloon animals. Not to recieve them.
<DeathStar> <Warren> *glances at his scanner, then at the figure*
<DeathStar> 6* The figure pauses, then leans in closer. "Can you make me laugh?"
<Myria> Mr. Warren...is it?
<DeathStar> <Warren> ... it is.... 6* He looks up, narrowing his eyes. "Our enemy."
<SPoC> I do not know. I have been trying to polish my joke telling skills as of late tho.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake blinks, then gets to his feet qickly.
<DeathStar> <Figure> Well, let me tell you a joke. What's the meaning of life?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl glances over, then blinks, having not noticed since she was talking to Chii
<Jennifer`> * Darce draws a couple spikes, narrowing his eyes.
* Ariel stands up, turning to look at the figure.
<Marcus`> 6*Theron lifts his rifle up, making sure he has a clear shot.
* SPoC tilts her head again. 1"I do not know. What is the meaning of life?"
<SPoC> <Dias> What are we waiting for than?
<DeathStar> 6* The figure rips off his clothing, revealing Bimbo the Clown. He appears to have be covered in Dark One like armor and veins in his face. "HAAA HAAA HAAA." 6* He rips out a knife and stabs at SPoC's chest.
<DeathStar> <Figure> Death!
<Ariel> 6* Raquel makes a ripple between SPoC and the figure, which leads into a tree
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo pauses as he stabs a tree.
<Kit> <Chii> ...How unoriginal.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pulls out his guns. "Take out the clown."
* SPoC 's eyes go wide as she steps back, only to ahve a portal appear infront of her. She grabs the side of her suit and yanks it off in one fell swoop.
<Ariel> "...and I thought he lacked humor before." *forms her armour and sword*
<Jennifer`> *Darce tosses his spikes at Bimbo.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel closes the ripple
<SPoC> <Dias> Nice move Raquel. 6He leaps over the dumpster, running towards Bimbo
<Marcus`> 6*Theron fires his rifle toward's the clown's head.
<Myria> Hmmm... *pulls out her datapad and starts to tinker*
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo loses his arm. He freaks out and runs around. "AAAAH! GIVE ME A HAND! GIVE ME A HAND!"
<DeathStar> 6* Somehow, all their shots miss.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl activates her whip, rushing in
<Kit> 6Take pulls down her shotgun from her shoulder, switching to focused fire, letting off a shot.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pulls out his sword. It glows a dark red.
* Marcus` steps forward and moves towards the clown slowly, taking his time.
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo keeps screaming in a panic. He runs into a wall and falls over, not moving
<Ariel> 6* Raquel gives Dias a smile, and then goes over to stab the hand. Making sure it's dead.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Freakin arse."
* SPoC slides out her combat knife. 1"Warren, I would like my gun now." 6She begisn backing up towards Warren
<DeathStar> 6* The hand leaps out of the way and runs up, grabbing Raquel's ass.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren kicks her gun over.
<Jennifer`> * Darce tosses another spike at Bimbo, guiding it.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel goes wide eyed, and slashes at the hand.
<DeathStar> 6* The spike turns into a rose and flops on the round
* SPoC kneels down, grabbing her rifle, she slides her knife away and aims her rifle, waiting.
<Kit> 6Chii reaches back and pulls out an explosive and throws it at the fallen clown after Darce's spike.
<DeathStar> 6* The hand moves along her ass to avoid it
<Marcus`> 6*Theron fires another shot.
<DeathStar> 6* The explosive turns into Megumi, who was taking a shower at that moment.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel stabs behind her at the hand.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "That was my lucky spike!"
<DeathStar> 6* The hand is stabbed.
<Kit> <Megumi> ..." 6Freezes.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake stares as a naked Megumi appears.
* Marcus` whistles. "Nice."
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Damnit, why'd it have to be her and not the red head?"
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo leaps up and forms a new arm. "Talk about a wet cat."
<SPoC> <Dias> Sweet. 6He whistles at Megumi and dashes towards Bimbo.
<Kit> 6Megumi turns, looking at Bimbo. 1"...You."
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> ME!
<Myria> ...and another connection to form the holographic matrix...and now for some material...
<DeathStar> 6* Warren circles around. Cheryl slashes out with her whip, but somehow the whip turns around on herself. She's suddenly in a very revealing dominatrix outfit
<Kit> 6Megumi thrusts a hand forward, issuing a ridiculous amount of force in little more than a crushing manner.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... I-I--
<Jennifer`> * Darce stares.
<Kit> <Chii> ..." 6Whistles at Cheryl.
* Ariel takes a moment to try to calm herself, before releasing a blast of holy energy at Bimbo.
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo is crushed into a block
<DeathStar> 6* Then knocked down a sewer drain by Ariel
* SPoC pulls back her hammer and fires into the block that is Bimbo
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl covers herself.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Okay, I'm pissed
<DeathStar> 6* Drake gets a nosebleed. He tries to pinch it off.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Uhh... yeah... pissed."
<Kit> <Megumi> ...This is uncomprehendable. How did I get here and why is that... abominable thing still alive?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at Darce slowly, a glare in her eyes.
<Myria> Ummm...he's in the sewers...
<SPoC> <Dias> Is sending our enemy down the sewere normally a good thing? 6She turns to look at Cheryl.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren peers about.
<Ariel> Raquel> "...I already don't like it."
<Jennifer`> Darce> *is wisely already looking away*
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo leans on Raquel from behind. "Me neither."
<Jennifer`> Darce> *pulls off his coat and hands it to Cheryl*
<Myria> Hey, there he is!
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl snatches it, putting it on
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> Where's who?
* SPoC turns around, eyeing Bimbo, her gun aimed at him
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns, aiming. He narrows his eyes.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks over, still pinching hisn ose.
<Marcus`> I dunno. I kinda like this guy. Except for the killing and the overall creepyness.
<Kit> 6Chii turns and fires one of her pistols at Bimbo, sure of her aim.
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo raises his hands. "I surrender."
<Kit> <Megumi> He is despicable.
<DeathStar> 6* Billy takes photos of Megumi from a rooftop. She IS naked.
<SPoC> <Dias> He reminds me of one of those annoying drunk buddies
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks at everyone else, since Bimbo surrendered.
* Marcus` nudges Megumi. "So...if the Erevis things falls through." He makes a call me motion.
<Jennifer`> * Darce spins a spike in his fingers, waiting for an opportune moment.
<Kit> 6Megumi peers upward, hearing clicks. Upon spotting Billy she feels unnerved again and takes after Ariel's example, forming a kind of armor out of faceted crystal.
* Ariel looks to Warren, not sure what to do.
<Marcus`> 6*Theron keeps his aim at the clown, awaiting furthur orders.
<SPoC> I cannot get a safe shot with Raquel in the way.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren frowns.
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo pauses, then suddenly he cries out in anguish. He grabs his head.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel gets the hell away from the clown
<Myria> ...what just happened?
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> ARrghh....!!!
<Jennifer`> Darce> "It ain't me."
<SPoC> Permission to fire?
<Kit> <Chii> Probably infected like me.
<DeathStar> 6* His eyes turn glowy red. He looks like a killer now. A twisted killer.
<DeathStar> <Drake> This..is NOT good.
<Kit> 6Megumi glares at Marcus. 1"...Things will not 'fall through.'"
<DeathStar> <Warren> ... Take him down!
* SPoC opens fire on Bimbo
* Marcus` justs holds up his hands, showing he means no harm to Megumi.
<Kit> 6Chii rapidly begins firing toward Bimbo's head like this is an undead arcade game.
<SPoC> <Dias> Way to cheapen your uniqueness.
<Jennifer`> * Darce tosses his spike at the clown's leg.
<DeathStar> 6* SpoC's shots are flung back into SPoC.
<DeathStar> 6* And into Chii
<DeathStar> 6* And into Darce.
* SPoC leaps to the side, rolling
<Marcus`> 6*Theron goes to fire but pauses.
<Kit> 6Chii dives away. 1"Okami shimata!"
<Jennifer`> * Darce sighs and leaps back.
<DeathStar> 6* Sadly, the three can't dodge. It's a reality impossibility
<Myria> I wonder... *activates her holographic matrix, causing holograms of clowns clowning around to flit through the area*
* SPoC is sadly shot than, she falls to the ground, bleeding
<SPoC> <Dias> Oh god this is even creepier.
<Kit> 6Chii is probably full of holes again.
* Ariel is about to charge in, when she's distracted by Myria's holograms.
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo begins to approach. Reality twists around him, as if his very being is tearing the fabric apart.
<Jennifer`> * Darce stares at his own spike digs into his leg, falling over, pulling the damn thing out.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake freaks out at the clowns
<DeathStar> <Drake> INVASION!
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks around, aiming his gun at a clown
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stares about
<SPoC> <Dias> How do we fight this now?!
<Kit> <Megumi> ...He is... not unlike Legion?
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> Why...so...serious?
* Myria cuts it off.
<Marcus`> Who's serious again? *he glances about, confused*
<SPoC> 6Dias relaxes briefly, than see's Bimbo agian. 1"Crap...Him still."
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo aims at the team, forming a giant red nose in front of him. Something about it seems very wrong.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Don't let that thing touch you!
<Myria> Lab note, the attempt to pull out the clown persona via visual stimuli failed.
* Marcus` tilts his head and does one of the comedy long slides to the left.
<Jennifer`> * Darce starts scurrying back.
<Kit> <Chii> ...I don't feel so good.
<SPoC> 6Dias eyes it then dashes towards SPoC to get her out of there
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo launch the red nose at the team. Warren frowns and slides in front of it, aiming and firing into the nose. It slams into him and confetti fills the air like smoke
<SPoC> <Dias> WARREN!
<DeathStar> 6* Drake shields his eyes as confetti flies everywhere.
* Ariel moves in after the nose is thrown, trying to slash Bimbo with her crystal blade.
<Kit> <Megumi> ...Mister Carmichael..?
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Boss?"
<DeathStar> 6* Sadly, confetti makes it hard to tell if bimbo is even there.
<Kit> 6Megumi slowly forms the twin bladed zanbato.
<DeathStar> 6* As it fades, Ariel would find she is slashing air. Bimbo appears to be on the ground, dead.
<Marcus`> 6*Theron stares. "It would seem that we are losing this encounter.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren lowers his gun, breathing heavily.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pauses. "Wait, what just happened?"
<Myria> Hmmmm...how to defeat the reality warping...
<Kit> <Megumi> I have a bad feeling.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Shooting it... apparently."
<SPoC> 6Dias grabs SPoC and begins dragging her back.
<Kit> 6Megumi studies Warren.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl eyes the body, then kicks it once. It doesn't react
<DeathStar> 6* Warren lowers his gun and pops a vicodin
<Marcus`> Chop off the head. That's always the way to kill evil.
<SPoC> <Dias> How do we know this isn't a trap?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses, then activates her whip and chops off Bimbo's head. Oil splatters about
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Seems dead.
<Kit> 6Chii bleeds.
<Myria> ...is that...oil?
<Marcus`> Might want to burn it too.
* SPoC grimaces as she slowly sits up.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Dias, get the shuttle so we can get the wounded back to the base.
<Kit> <Megumi> ..If this encounter is over... I would appreciate being returned home.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks at Megumi, and nose bleeds again
<SPoC> <Dias> Alright. 6He turns, rushing off to where they parked the shuttle
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses, but she has no fire.
<Jennifer`> Darce> "Bloody used my own Dart..." *holds his leg, which has a decent hole in it*
<Kit> 6Megumi observes Drake's reaction and looks to see how her crystal armor appears.
<DeathStar> 6* It appears fine. But Drake seems to be seeing something despite it
* Ariel stabs the body with the holy blade, just for her own satisfaction.
<Kit> 6Megumi rubs her temples.
* Marcus` rubs the sides the of his face. "Maybe Chii could try and steal the soul...wait clowns don't have souls." He laughs dramatically at that one.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Who'd want his soul?
<Kit> 6Chii wobbily raises her arm, flipping Marcus off.
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* Later that day, after patching up the team, and making sure everything is alright, and Bimbo's body put into observation to see if they can figure out what happened, the team has received another mission well done
* SPoC looks over at the doctor. 1"I believe that I do not like clowns anymore."
* Jennifer` pokes Darce's leg. "Does this hurt?"
<Jennifer`> * Darce cries.
* Kulix has joined #TAW
<Kit> 6Chii lays on a bed, grumbling, holding a bottle.
<DeathStar> 6* Dr. Duce looks up. "Clowns are joyful creatures."
* Ariel has nominate herself to stand on guard, in case something happens. Not trusting the clown to really be dead.
<SPoC> I believe my recent experiences contradict that.
<Jennifer`> "This one seems like it was mean... does this hurt?"
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pokes Chii. "You'll be fine."
* Marcus` whistles casually, seemingly in a fine mood.
<Kit> <Megumi> ...I do not believe I am injured. May I return home now?
<Jennifer`> * Darce spasms.
* Myria studies scans of Bimbo's body...lips pursed.
<Kit> 6Chii winces. 1"...Yeah, I should be used to this, right?" 6Gulps some of the bottle.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren steps into the medical bay, wearing a sporty jacket, his hair combed back, and wearing sunglasses. His outfit screams mid-life crisis. "Hey, Jenny, want to go out and have some fun?"
* Marcus` pauses and widens his eyes. "Quick someone punch me."
<Kit> 6Megumi eyes Warren with horror in her expression.
* SPoC slowly looks over at Warren, staring.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl turns slowly.
<Kit> <Chii> ...What... the fuck...
* Jennifer` looks up and stares at him, blinking. "Dad...?"
<DeathStar> <Warren> What? 6* He stares at them. "You want to come along? We're going to do some putt-putt golf.
<SPoC> 6Dias looks up, staring blankly at Warren. 1"What. The. Hell?"
<DeathStar> <Warren> It's on me.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake checks his device on his temple.
<Jennifer`> "I-I guess... are you okay?"
<SPoC> I believe you are acting not yourself Warren.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope gives Lilith another cig. "I can taste the colors."
<Kit> <Chii> Remind me not to eat his soul.
<Kit> <Lilith> ...I... I believe I can as well, Sir Pope.
<DeathStar> <Warren> I'm great. Trust me. After fighting that damn clown, I realized, you gotta live a little.
<Kit> 6Lilith adores something in the air.
<DeathStar> <Warren> So, you all in, or are you all out? In...or out..
* SPoC looks over at Cheryl.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl's jaw is dropped.
<Ariel> Raquel> "...Mr. Carmichael... are you sure... you're okay?"
<SPoC> Doctor, I believe that you should examine Warren.
<Kit> <Chii> I'll go.
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> I checked him out. He's perfectly fit.
<Kit> 6Chii grimaces. 1"If I can beat him with the clubs."
* Marcus` has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<DeathStar> 6* Warren points at Chii. "Now THERE's a team player."
* Jennifer` gets up and looks at him again. "Alright then... if the doc says you're okay."
<DeathStar> <Warren> Now, if anyone else here knows how to be cool, just follow me to the Warrenmobile.
<SPoC> You are sure of this? 6She looks at the doc.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns, snaps his fingers and points ahead, walking out
* Jennifer` follows after him.
<DeathStar> <Dr Duce> Yes. I ran all possible scans on him, just like I did every one.
<SPoC> <Dias> I-I. I think my brain just broke
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl's jaw is still dropped.
<Kit> <Chii> Someone's did. And maybe not yours for a change.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Free beer. 6* He calls out as he walks off.
<Kit> 6Chii steps off the bed, throwing an arm around Cheryl. 1"Heyyy, sounds like a plan to me."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at Chii. "I-I'm scared."
<Kit> 6Chii nods. 1"Me too, but there's free alcohol."
<SPoC> Than how he is acting is perfectly normal?
<Ariel> 6* Raquel goes to check on Lilith. Worried.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren steps into the hanger, slapping his hands on a jeep. "Hey, got some more of that?"
<SPoC> <Dias> I think we should keep tabs on him Cheryl
<DeathStar> 6* Pope pauses, tilts his head, and tosses Warren a cig. He grabs it, lighting it up.
<Kit> 6Lilith peers down at Warren and Raquel.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl nods, reluctant, but follows.
* Jennifer` watches her Dad light up.
<SPoC> 6Dias moves along side Cheryl
<Kit> 6Lilith bursts into girlish laughter, pointing. 1"A transparent lion!"
<Ariel> Raquel> "Lilith, I..." *stops*
<DeathStar> 6* Warren motions. "Hey, Lilly, come out with us to do some golf. You can take your little master."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren gets into the van, cranking it up.
<Kit> 6Lilith suddenly looks serious, glancing at Pope. 1"You must come."
* Jennifer` gets in with him, smiling akwardly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl continues to look unnerved as she gets into van
* Marcus` has joined #taw
* SPoC slips off the bed and mvoes out, hurrying after the others
<DeathStar> <Pope> Sure thing, love. It's a date. 6* He puts an arm around Lilith
<Kit> 6Chii accompanies her, handing her the bottle.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl takes it, but still seems like she's in la la land
<Kit> 6Lilith nods and hops down, then reaches out for Raquel, picking her up like a plush, giggling.
<SPoC> 6Dias moves in Chii and sits down, his face a mixed expression of stunned and scared
<Ariel> Raquel> "H-hey!"
<Kit> <Lilith> Come, little mistress, join us in our quest to defeat the windmill!
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns on some music, picking some new J-Pop song. He turns it up, jamming
<DeathStar> 6* He takes a drag of the weed, the holds it out to Jennifer.
* Jennifer` watches him and blinks, looking at her Dad, she shakes her head. "No thanks. I can have fun without it."
<DeathStar> 6* Pope gets in the back, sitting by Lilith, his new friend
<DeathStar> <Warren> Fine. Be a square. MY daughter would have smoked it
<SPoC> <Dias> ...
* SPoC moves inside the van, sitting down in the back
* Jennifer` stares, "B-But..."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren smokes his weed. "Ut. You cannot compare to her." 6* He holds up a hand and drives away with his team.
<Jennifer`> "But... I am your daughter..."
* Jennifer` looks confused.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren just turns up the music louder
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: Golf
<DeathStar> 6* So far, Warren has been very gracious in buying them junk food and drinks. He eyes the ball, then the target, then ball. And swings, knocking the ball way off into the lake. AGain
<DeathStar> 6* Pope tells some unfunny joke to Lilith, finding it a riot since he's high
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stands there, holding a bottle of alcohol, just staring at Warren laughing and smiling and having a grand old time.
<SPoC> <Dias> I didn't know he knew how to have fun.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren laughs and moves off, letting the next player take their turn
<Kit> 6Lilith keels giggling in a fit.
<DeathStar> 6* He moves over to Ben, who he picked up, and lifts him up. "Who's Daddy's little boy? Yeah? Yeah? That's right. It's you." 6* He makes baby faces at him
* Jennifer` walks with him, having finished the hole earlier. "Take a birdie? Can you in minigolf?"
<Kit> 6Lilith eyes the ball, swinging her club. She misses completely, but then uses her ability to move the ball in a completely erratic pattern down the course.
* Jennifer` giggles and watches.
<Kit> <Lilith> Look, Sir Pope. Another hole in one, ho ho.
* SPoC stares at Jen, who she thinks is being effected by Warren's silliness
<Ariel> 6* Raquel sits off to the side, watching over Lilith worriedly. Hoping no life threatening danger comes up, like Mr Carmichael going crazy and trying to kill them, while her guardian is stoned.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks at Lilith and Pope having a good itme, then at Raquel
<DeathStar> <Drake> I don't like this.
<Kit> 6Lilith stumbles back over to Pope.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope laughs, slapping his leg. "Now that's how you play golf, luv."
<Ariel> 6* Raquel nods, and moves closer to Drake for protection.
* Jennifer` has been slowly loosening up while they've been playing, she sips a soda.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pulls a string, making hands on his hat clap
<SPoC> <Dias> We need pictures.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl swallows more alcohol. "Somethign is seriously wrong with him. We need to -- like, fix him."
<Kit> <Chii> This isn't so bad, Cheryl. He might suck as a leader now, but as our resident wallet this is awesome.
<SPoC> <Dias> I could try and beat the happiness out of him
<Kit> <Lilith> Sir Pope." 6She looks serious again, entering inugami persona.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Who wants to go do race car driving next?
<DeathStar> <Pope> Yes?
<Kit> 6She cracks. Lilith points to the next course. 1"To the windmill! And then... car racing... hee hee!"
<Jennifer`> "Not sure my feet can reach the pedals. But I'll try!"
<Kit> <Chii> Hey, that means I get to drive something?
<DeathStar> 6* Warren narrows his eyes at the windmill. "My enemy." 6* He then un narrows his eyes and laughs. "Just kidding."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl eyes her bottle then drowns it all down
<Ariel> 6* Raquel looks to Drake, "...first Mr.Carmichael... now Lilith..." 6She frowns, "...can you help her?"
<SPoC> 6Dias gulps, holding his hand out to Cheryl
<DeathStar> <Drake> She's stoned. Nothing but time is going to help her
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl hands him the empty bottle.
<SPoC> 6Dias takes it and pulls it back, and back and back. He then lowers it and stares inside crying on the inside
<Kit> <Lilith> Hurry, Sir Carmichael. I want the yellow machine!
<Kit> 6Lilith motions to Pope for more of the magic.
<DeathStar> 6* Pope complies
<DeathStar> <Drake> ... and something tells me that time will be a while if she keeps smoking
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.6.18 - 3 days later -
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* And so, for the past few days, Warren Carmichael continues to be a strange oddity of kindness and happiness. Every day has had a themed, like Hawaiian shirt day, and, today, the 60's era from the 1900s. He's thrown parties, hung out with people more, done things typical fathers have done, and what not
<DeathStar> 6* However, all real work has come to a complete, and utter stop
<DeathStar> 6* Warren strums his guitar, sitting in the rec room, wearing a bad suit from the 60s era. He begins to sing a song.
* SPoC steps into the medical bay. She glances around for Duce
<DeathStar> 6* Duce sits there, wearing no 60s outfit
* Jennifer` sits by him, watching, wearing, for the first time ever outside her school uniform, a skirt.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Kumbaya...my lord...Kumbaya...
<SPoC> Do you still believe that Warren Carmichael is fine?
<DeathStar> <Duce> I can find nothing medically wrong with him.
<DeathStar> 6* He doesn't even bother to look up. He's heard this question over and over for the past 3 days
* Myria locked in her lab, actually doing real work ironically enough.
* Marcus` rubs his face, staring at Warren. "Play something better."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl sits around, eyeing Warren with a strange look. So far he's hit on constantly, and it's beginning to unnerve her.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pauses, then changes tunes. "There's a hole in the bottom of the sea. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea..."
* Ariel is in the office, trying to get some work done even if Warren has gone crazy.
* SPoC frowns and turns, leaving the doctors office.
* Jennifer` smiles. "Can I take a shot at it?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pauses, handing over the guitar. "Sure, pretty Jenny.'
<Marcus`> *Theron stands in the hanger. He believes this is something that happens to humans so he sees no reason to be alarmed.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake hides out in the cafeteria
<SPoC> 6Dias bangs his head against the wall as Warren sings. He stops feeling reprieve
* Jennifer` smiles and sits up, holding the guitar properly, she starts playing the last song he was, she's not as good, but she can play.
<Marcus`> So when are we going to get back to work?
<SPoC> 6Dias sighs and starts banging his head again
<Ariel> 6* Raquel sits in the cafeteria with Drake, seeming to have latched onto him, since the earlier incident.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Eh. Later. 6* He waves his hand. "Lets just have some fun. You know how to have fun, right? I mean. You two USE to.'
<DeathStar> <Drake> There is something wrong about Warren. But I can't put my finger on it
<Marcus`> We have fun. This isn't fun.
* Jennifer` smiles and switches to another song.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Quit ruining the mood, Shaggy.
<SPoC> 6Dias stops, pressing his head against the wall. 1"Fun was fighting crime and beating up Dark Ones."
<Jennifer`> "Home home on the range..."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stands and exits the room finally.
<Kit> <Chii> ...Cheryl.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... What?
<Marcus`> Ruining the mood? Sorry, i'll be sure to keep this lame feeling alive. *he makes a dramatic twirl of his finger*
<Kit> <Chii> I..." 6Grabs Cheryl's shoulders, staring frantically.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren shakes his head. "You're so negative. No wonder Katrina turns you down."
<Ariel> 6* Raquel gives Drake a weird look, "...besides him acting the opposite of how he normally does?"
<Marcus`> I thought it was because I was immature. Huh, go figure.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I meant on more of a spiritual level
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at Chii.
<Kit> <Chii> I can't take it anymore!
<DeathStar> 6* She appears dazed and confused. Warren's really gotten her out of whack
<Kit> <Chii> Can I shoot him now?!
<Ariel> Raquel> "...he didn't get Bimbo in him, did he?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... No. He wants to go on a date tonight...
<Kit> 6Chii throws her hands up. 1"I don't care if he supplies alcohol, it's driving me fucking nu-- hwah!?"
<DeathStar> <Drake> I don't know. I really don't. Maybe if we had Freyja, we could go peak inside him, but she's gone.
<Kit> <Chii> ..Date?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> He says he wants to slap my honey comb with his bee
* Jennifer` smiles and keeps on playing.
<SPoC> <Dias> You suck Warren. Ya know that? You really suck
* Myria emerges form her lab and pads toward the rec room.
<Jennifer`> "Am I doing good Dad?"
<Marcus`> Oh damn. Dias went there.
<Ariel> Raquel> "...Chii can't do that, can she?"
<Kit> 6Chii deadpans. 1"You... want to sleep with him?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks at Dias. "Don't be hating, Dias, don't be hating."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren smiles, giving Jen a hug. "You did wonderful."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I--I'm a little too creeped out to even think abot it. I mean. He's never showed romantic inclinations toward me before.
* Jennifer` blushes a little bit and hugs him back. She's gotten less and less weirded out from the affection.
<Marcus`> Who the hell talks like that?
<SPoC> 6Dias howls and stomps towards the guitar. He yanks it out of Jen's hand and turns, smashing it into the floor.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I don't think Chii can do it.
<Kit> 6Lilith wanders in on Raquel and Drake. Her hair is a mess for a change and she has dark rings under her eyes. 1"...Oh, sorry to intrude..." 6Backs out.
* Jennifer` blinks, staring at the guitar, then Dias.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel looks down sadly.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren stares at the guitar. "That was in my family for...200 years..."
<Jennifer`> "H-He... that was Dad's special guitar!"
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah well it made you play shitty music.
<Kit> <Chii> ...Ergh..
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns to look at Dias oddly.
<Kit> <Chii> Well, do you want to go or not?
* Marcus` sighs in relief.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I don't know!
<SPoC> <Dias> So you gonna get pissed at me now?! 6He stares at Warren.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake rubs the back of his head, then sighs and gets up and moves off.
<Kit> <Chii> Figure it out! I'm about to beat the shit out of him!
<DeathStar> <Warren> That was really wrong, man. 6* He holds back tears and walks off.
<Kit> 6Chii twitches visibly. 1"But if you want to go, I think I could hold off. At least... a day. Grr.."
* Myria stands in Warren's path, arms crossed.
<SPoC> 6Dias clenches his fists, looking visibly ready to punch Warren
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks at Myria, looking like a man who's dog was kicked.
<Marcus`> You should really do it.
* Jennifer` walks off after Warren, "It's okay Dad..."
<Marcus`> Just BAM, right in the chin.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl just makes a noise and walks off.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel sits alone in the cafeteria now.
<Myria> HMmm...while I have other things on my mind...that was still low, Dias... you must be...punished...
<DeathStar> <Drake> Lilith. You should go talk to Raquel
<DeathStar> 6* He says to her.
<Kit> 6Chii wanders down toward the galley.
<Kit> <Lilith> Eh? You two were speaking...
<SPoC> <Dias> I WAS BEING PUNISHED!
* Marcus` laughs once, then twice. It seems he's lost it.
<DeathStar> <Drake> And it's rude and hurtful to act like that. 6* He says sharply. "If you two care about each other, then act like it instead of getting all bent of shape if the other happens to be talking to someone else for a few moments."
* Myria pulls out a device and blasts Dias with an energy field.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake gives her a glare and moves off.
<SPoC> 6Dias is hit?!
<Kit> <Lilith> ..." 6Stares blankly.
<Kit> 6Chii grabs Drake by the shoulders, glaring like a mad animal.
<Myria> Now you have been affected by my...IMPOTENCE RAY!
<DeathStar> 6* Drake stares at Chii, getting nervous and freaked out again
<Kit> 6Lilith moves beyond them and into the galley, staring blankly at Raquel.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Whoa. That's gotta hurt.
<Kit> <Chii> Fix. HIM!
<DeathStar> <Drake> I can't 'fix' him!
<SPoC> 6Dias just stares. 1"Impolite ray?"
* Marcus` slowly widens his eyes. *he backs away*
<Jennifer`> "Wow... Justice."
<Kit> 6Chii practically screams in Drake's face. 1"FIND WHO CAN!?"
<DeathStar> 6* Drake winces, then suddenly punches Chii on reflexc.
<DeathStar> 6* Right in the face
<Myria> Impotence...it means...you cannot get it up!
<Kit> 6Chii's face careens back, then slams forehead.
<SPoC> <Dias> HAH. That's never happened.
<Kit> *forward.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel looks up slowly.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pauses, then looks freaked out. "S-Sorry!"
<Marcus`> Myria. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fix Warren.
<Myria> Oh...right!
<SPoC> 6Dias does look slightly worried tho
<DeathStar> 6* Warren offers Myria an Omega Coke. "Hi."
<Kit> 6Chii headbutts Drake, then stares, suddenly calm.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake howls in pain, holding his face
<Myria> Oh!!! *takes and consumes!*
* Jennifer` giggles a little.
<Kit> <Chii> Thanks, I needed that. What the fuck's wrong with Warren?
<DeathStar> <Warren> So, who wants to go see a movie? My treat.
<Jennifer`> "Me!"
<Kit> <Lilith> ...Lady Raquel? What is wrong?
<DeathStar> <Drake> I don't know! Maybe Freyja could figure it out, but I can't!
* Marcus` growls and just throws his hands up.
<SPoC> 6Dias slowly stares down at his crotch
<Myria> ...oh..right...fix Warren...
<Kit> <Chii> Oh." 6She says matter of factly. 1"I forgot about her."
<Ariel> 6* Raquel shakes her head, "...nothing."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks at Myria. "I'll buy you more coke at the movie, if you want."
<DeathStar> 6* Drake sighs, letting his hand drop from his face. "That hurt."
<Kit> <Chii> Sorry. Reflex.
<Kit> 6Chii reaches out, gently pressing her thumb to Drake's forehead.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I take it you don't like how Warren actually treats you nice, eh?
<SPoC> W-Why would you do make it so I can't get it up!?
<SPoC> NRP: dias
<DeathStar> 6* Warren slides off to get SPoC.
<Kit> <Chii> No. It's unnatural. He's freaking me out.
* Jennifer` slides off with him.
<DeathStar> <Drake> He gave me a pay raise, and I don't even offically work for the military
<Kit> 6Chii frowns, as if trying to wipe a smudge off Drake's forehead. 1"Freyja probably still carries that comm around she got from him before."
<Myria> ...ok...
* Myria starry eyed.
<SPoC> Bad Myria. 6He moves over and baps her head.
<Kit> 6Lilith moves and sits beside Raquel. 1"That is not true. I do not need to sense your spirit to know this. Please tell me."
<SPoC> NRP: Dias
<DeathStar> <Drake> Comm?
<Myria> Ack!
<SPoC> Undo your anti-mojo ray.
* Marcus` justs rubs his face, feeling like his head is going to explode.
<SPoC> NRP: DIAS
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks in on SPoC. "Hey, Natalie. Want to watch a movie wiht me and Jen?"
* Jennifer` waves, smiling.
<Kit> <Chii> Yeah. When she ran off before, apparently she kept in contact with Warren on some private comm.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl sits in her room, in the dark. She apparantly wanted to be alone
* SPoC looks up at Warren. 1"No, I do not. You are not of sound mind.
<Kit> 6Chii sticks her tongue out in disgust. 1"I doubt she tossed it."
<Myria> No! *becomes insolent*
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks hurt.
<SPoC> <Dias> Than I won't tell you how to get free omega coke.
<DeathStar> <Warren> I guess..I thought we were..friends..
<DeathStar> 6* Warren sighs and moves out
* SPoC stares at him as he moves out.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Well, go get the comm, then
<Myria> Warren is giving me free Omega Cokes!
<Kit> <Chii> I don't where it is. It was Warren's.
<SPoC> <Dias> I'll give you twice as many free cokes.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake sighs, his shoulders slumping. "Then we're boned."
<Kit> <Chii> Then again, Kat probably could contact her, too.
* Jennifer` sighs and follows after him
<Myria> ...ohh...look...its..shriveled... *mouth agape*
<Jennifer`> "Are people getting meaner?"
<DeathStar> <Drake> The counselor? How?
<DeathStar> <Warren> ... *he looks sad* I don't understand. No matter how nice I am, they just hate me mroe.
<Kit> 6Chii blushes slightly and gazes away in irritance. 1"We share a relationship."
<DeathStar> <Drake> So...you share a relationship with the counselor..and that lets her find Freyja
<Ariel> Raquel> *finally speaks up* "...I don't like you to do such things to yourself."
<SPoC> 6Dias baps Myria again.
<Jennifer`> "Me either..."
<Kit> 6Chii walks into and past Drake. 1"You idiot, just call Katrina and ask her."
<Jennifer`> "Maybe we should just go on our own?"
<DeathStar> <Drake> How do I call her?
* Marcus` stands up behind Myria. "Do you want to lose your job?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren nods, putting an arm around Jen. "Lets."
* Jennifer` smiles and hugs him a little, heading along with him.
<Kit> 6Chii storms off, not wanting to bring up the twins affair again. 1"Ask someone with her fucking number. I don't know. Dias, Marcus, Warren, all of 'em seem to know."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pokes his head in at Ariel . "Want to see a movie with us, Ariel?"
<Myria> My job?
<Ariel> "...I'm stuck working."
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah, that means you can't do any more cool experiments.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake rubs the back of his head, then decides to just go to sleep. He has no desire to interact with the others
<DeathStar> 6* Warren makes a face. "Put it off."
<Kit> <Lilith> What things, Lady Raquel?
<Jennifer`> "Come with us Miss Ariel?"
<Myria> Well, my research is actually more important to the initiative than you two put together...soooo...
<Ariel> "I can't. Everyone else has put off work for days now. I'm stuck with more than my share."
<SPoC> <Dias> I'll get Theron.
<Jennifer`> "Make Marcus and Dias do it."
<Marcus`> And I think Theron would like to keep his job.
* Myria aims her device at Marcus.
<Ariel> Raquel> "You... haven't been taking care of yourself Lilith... I worry..."
<DeathStar> <Warren> *peers at the paperwork* You realize that even if you do the others' paperwork, it won't be accepted by the government unless you forge their signatures.
<SPoC> 6Dias slowly pulls up his comm and clicks it on.
<Marcus`> I'll break your fucking neck. *he says, without joking*
* Myria flicks them switch and beams Marcus.
* Marcus` jumps out of the way, he pulls out his pistol and shoots Myria.
* SPoC clicks the comm. 1"Theron"
<SPoC> NRP: Dias
* Myria hit and falls down!
<DeathStar> <Computer> Warning. Unathorized shots have been fired in the base
<SPoC> 6Dias covers the comm. 1"You actually shot her?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren looks up
* Ariel nods, "But many of the reports and forms only require to be completed by an official for the unit."
<Jennifer`> "See everyone's getting grumpier..."
* Marcus` glances up. "Well I really don't trust her."
<Kit> 6Chii peers in the galley, where Lilith is staring at Raquel. 1"...I have not? I do not recall much of the last few days, but normally am I not rather prompt and neat?"
<DeathStar> <Warren> Dude, someone fired a gun
<Marcus`> <Theron on Comm> Yes? What is going on?
<SPoC> <Dias> Ya could've bapped her. 6He kneels down to pick the shot Myria. up.
<Marcus`> She pissed me off. *he shrugs casually*
<Ariel> Raquel> "...normally... when you're not being a druggy..."
<Kit> 6Lilith tilts her head. 1"Druggy?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren shrugs and moves off to watch movies. Apparantly he's that far gone
<Marcus`> <Theron on Comm> Hello?
<Ariel> Raquel> "...I liked it better when you were fawning over Drake..."
* Myria drops a simple flashlight.
<Ariel> "......" *sighs*
* Jennifer` looks a bit worried, but follows after him.
* Marcus` tilts his head. "Get her to the doctor. That'll teach her that this isn't a joking matter."
<Kit> <Lilith> Are you referring to the 'weed'? I merely do that so that Sir Pope will help me. He has insisted he will not unless I join him.
<Kit> <Chii> Hey, I don't mean to interrupt this touching moment, but either of you have a comm?
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah, I can tell Kat'ld be gloriously happy to hear that. 6He uncovers the comm. 1"Yeah, uh, I accidently hit the wrong button. My bad."
<Marcus`> <Theron on Comm> Very well.
<Myria> THERON, THEY SHOT ME!
<SPoC> 6Dias quickly makes static noise with his mouth
* Marcus` pauses and eyes his gun. "So how does a stun shot do nothing to her?"
<SPoC> <Dias> That was a stun shot?
<Ariel> Raquel> "...you don't even remember what you did..."
* Myria seems out cold again.
<Marcus`> Dude. I wouldn't actually shoot her.
<Kit> <Lilith> No, this is why I have stopped.
<Kit> <Chii> Heyyyy. Either of you listening? Damn it.
<Marcus`> *Theron seems confused but turns his comm off regardless.
<Kit> 6Chii storms off down the hall to find someone else.
<SPoC> <Dias> It's possible she's so cracked up on Omega Coke...6He eyes her. 1"Oh, well than I take it all back than."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren treats Jennifer to a wonderful time, complete with dinner after the movie.
* Myria didn't get her Omega Cokes...
<SPoC> 6Dias carries Myria to Duce, the male doctor.
* Marcus` is glad Dias is clarifying that the doctor is male.
* Jennifer` seems happy just to go along for the ride.
<Kit> <Chii> Dias. You got a comm?>
<Ariel> 6* Raquel nods slowly, not sure what to say.
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT/TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.6.19
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* Another day passes. Katrina, having no idea how to contact Freyja, has come over to see personally what is going on. She glances grimly at the group after it's all said and done
<DeathStar> <Katrina> He's insane. 6* She says simply.
<Kit> <Chii> Wow. Thanks.
<DeathStar> <Katrina> But very funny. I sort of like him
<SPoC> <Dias> Good, we can commit him now
<Marcus`> Thank you. *he throws up his hands* Pay up, Dias. *he holds out his hand to Dias*
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl sits there, arms crossed. She looks troubled.
<Kit> <Chii> Katrina. You. Me. Dark closet.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren steps out, wearing a civilian outfit. He holds some papers. "Hey, everyone."
<SPoC> 6Dias sighs and hands Marcus 40 credits
<DeathStar> 6* Drake glances up
* Marcus` pockets them and then glances at Warren.
<Ariel> "...Warren."
<DeathStar> <Warren> I've decided to give you all my resignation. 6* He notes. "I've decided there's more to life than this.:'
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stares.
<SPoC> <Dias> Ok, I'm seriosuly gonna punch him now.
* SPoC just stares herself.
<Myria> Or he's possessed by Bimbo Spores.
<Kit> 6Chii eyes Katrina after hearing this. 1"Okay, there's one way I know how to get Freyja's attention."
* Marcus` coughs. "Bimbo what?"
<DeathStar> 6* Warren hands down the papers. "I'm going to chase my life long dream and become a guitar player and singer."
* Jennifer` stands nearby, looking a bit more worried, but dressed as equally casually and loose as yesterday.
<DeathStar> <Katrina> How?
<Kit> <Chii> The unfun way.
<Marcus`> *Theron tilts his head and then nods. "Congratulations, Warren."
<DeathStar> <Katrina> Which is?
<SPoC> <Dias> Give me permission to knock him out.
<Kit> <Chii> Use up my spiritual energy.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren smiles. "Thank you, Theron. It's been an honor to work with you all. I will miss you." 6* He pauses, then moves off
<DeathStar> <Katrina> You're too ill to be using your abilities, Chii.
* Jennifer` follows after him.
<Marcus`> Get him Dias. *he motions*
<SPoC> <Dias> Screw it, he's not leaving. 6Dias pushes off the wall and goes to tackle Warren
<Kit> 6Chii points at Warren.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren is tackled.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stares at Dias and Warren, not really moving, or issuing orders. She remains completely out of it since this entire affair began
* Marcus` stands up and moves over to Warren and Dias.
<Kit> 6Chii facepalms.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Well, that was uncalled for.
<Ariel> "...I want to knock some sense into him, but I do not believe that would work."
<Jennifer`> "H-Hey! Get off my Dad..."
<Kit> <Chii> Warren. Where's the comm you used to keep in touch with Freyja before?
<SPoC> 6Dias stands up. 1"Yeah well, you're not leaving."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren dusts himself up as he stands. "Why are you all opposed to me finding happiness?"
* Jennifer` helps him up, looking at the others.
<Kit> <Chii> Just tell me where the comm is. I'll be your best friend.
<Marcus`> Because the Warren we know doesn't give a damn about his own happiness. The universe and Earth are more important.
<SPoC> <Dias> Because this isn't you.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Bah. Just because you all are angst ridden, mission driven people, doesn't mean I can't have a change of heart and decide I want to live my own life
<DeathStar> 6* Warren seems to be ignoring Chii for the time being, feeling very passionate about what is happening
<SPoC> <Dias> Hey, if this didn't happen moments after you were surrounding by Bimbo's confetti
<Kit> 6Chii makes wringing motions with her hands, clearly wanting to choke him to death.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Who cares how or when it hapened. I'm happy.
<Kit> <Chii> That's it! Cheryl, any objections!?
<Marcus`> Congratulations, you're happy. Have fun living that lie of a life.
<SPoC> <Dias> Because it's a lie ya dumbass.
<DeathStar> <Warren> *shakes his head at Marcus* How I want to spend my remaining months is my business. And I'd rather believe in a 'lie', than be miserible all my life like everyone else lets themselves be
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns to go
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl opens her mouth, then closes it
* Jennifer` rubs the back of her head, looking between everyone. "Ummm... didn't the doctor say he was fine? Spores or something would show wouldn't they?"
<SPoC> <Dias> I'm not miserable.
<Marcus`> Remaining months?
<Myria> Well, Bimbo had reality warping powers..so...maybe he got warped?
<SPoC> 6Dias looks over at Marcus then at Warren. 1"What he said."
<Kit> 6Chii eyes Cheryl darkly. 1"...Is that why you rushed off before the meeting?"
* Jennifer` turns to follow him.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> What are you talking...? 6* She looks at Chii
* Marcus` grabs Jennifer by the back of the neck. "Warren if you leave, I'll kill her."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren stares at Marcus. "No you won't."
* Jennifer` freezes, gasping a bit. "M-Marcus???"
<Kit> <Chii> Frankly, I don't picture you being that horror-stricken over mission pictures, even gruesome like that.
* SPoC quickly stands up and unholsters her gun, aiming it at Marcus. 1'You will put her down."
<Kit> 6Chii gestures with her hands. 1"Is something wrong with Warren?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I really don't know what you're talking about, Chii.
* Marcus` stares at Warren, not letting go.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren turns and moves on. He apparantly believes Marcus is a good man
* Marcus` leans down and whispers to Jennifer.
<SPoC> <Dias> You said remaining months Warren. What the hell do you mean?
<DeathStar> <Warren> By the way, the comm is in my desk
<DeathStar> 6* Warren steps out, whistling a jaunty tune
<Kit> 6Chii rubs her forehead. 1"Well, call the doc, please." She turns and faces escaping Warren, pulling off some of his 'energy' and promptly falling over.
<DeathStar> 6* Chii dies!
<Kit> <Chii> I hate him.
* Jennifer` gives him a 'duh' look. "Reguardless, someone has to watch him... can I go?"
* Marcus` just scoffs. "Fine. Encourage him." He turns to glance at SPoC. "Stand down."
* SPoC lowers her gun than looks at the dead Chii. 1"She appears to be unconcious
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses, then her eyes widen, and she seems to be freaking out. She grabs her comm. "GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW:
<Jennifer`> "You all keep encouraging him by being so negative. He gets worse every time."
* Jennifer` shakes her head and rushes after him.
<Marcus`> Wow that kid is a moron.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren stands in the hallway, looking a bit out of it, since his energy was taken
* Marcus` pauses and glances at Chii. "Hey what's wrong with her?"
<Myria> Hmmm...
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl begins to do CPR
* Jennifer` catches up to him. "Dad? You okay?"
<SPoC> <Dias> Oh crap, that means she's not alive.
<Kit> 6Freyja promptly shows up beside Marcus, looking slightly transparent.
* Marcus` screams and jumps to the side.
<DeathStar> 6* Dr. Duce arrives and eyes Chii. He grabs a huge ass needle and jams it into Chii's heart, pumping something into it
<Marcus`> *Theron stands there, arms crossed. If they are using the adrenaline, this must be more serious than he first thought.
<Kit> 6Freyja takes a few steps wobbling, then gradually fills in. 1"...Okay, jumps that far are... really not stable. What's going on?"
* Myria moves over next to Theron.
<Marcus`> Chii is dead and Warren is happy. Oh and you're fucking creepy.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl moves to resume the CPR
<Kit> 6Freyja peers down at Cheryl and Chii. 1"...Eh?"
* Jennifer` tugs on his Hawaiian shirt gently. "Dad? You look kinda zombified."
<Myria> If he is dying, then we should already learn to function without him.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren shakes his head slowly, dazed
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses as she gets life signs back from Chii
<Marcus`> <Theron> I disagree.
<Jennifer`> "Maybe you should lie down before we go."
<Kit> 6Freyja kneels alongside Cheryl and the doctor and holds out her hand, attempting to slide energy between her and Chii. 1"...Since when is Warren happy?"
<Myria> Why?
<SPoC> <Dias> Shew, she's alive.
* Marcus` rubs his nose, standing over Chii.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl begins to calm down, then slaps Chii. "Don't DO that shit."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren sits down
<Marcus`> <Theron> I shouldn't even have to explain. *he gives Myria a look of shame*
<Kit> 6Chii stares groggily at the ceiling, frowning as Marcus blocks her view, then twisting her head to the side after being smacked.
<Marcus`> Jeez Chii-Chii, when did you up and get retarded?
* Jennifer` sits down next to him.
<Kit> <Chii> ...I'm just doing what I can, jeez.
<Jennifer`> "You sure you're not going too fast?"
<Kit> 6Chii rubs her head, twitching.
<Myria> Huh?
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, a tiny Bimbo hops out of Chii's mouth
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> Hey hey heyt
<SPoC> 6Dias leaps back, freaking out
<Kit> <Freyja> ...
<Myria> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<DeathStar> 6* Warren narrows his eyes and he gets back up, moving into the room.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl jerks back.
<SPoC> <Dias> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Marcus` stares and moves to stomp on it.
<Myria> The Bimbo Spore!
* Jennifer` follows after him, smiling a bit.
<DeathStar> 6* Tiny Bimbo goes squish
<DeathStar> 6* on Chii's face
<Kit> <Freyja> Well that's a peculiar creature.
* Marcus` coughs and pulls his foot back, rubbing it onto the floor.
<Kit> 6Chii twitches at Marcus even more now. She reaches for one of her guns.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Becareful. The clown was inside me.
* Marcus` points. "Don't make me stomp again."
<Myria> Told you it was Bimbo spores.
<Kit> 6Chii aims for his crotch. 1"Do tell."
* Jennifer` sighs in relief.
<SPoC> <Dias> WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BEFORE?!
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo crawls up his leg and suddenly enters Marcus through an unusual...entry.
<Marcus`> .....
<Kit> 6Freyja peers around the room, then centers on Marcus. 1"...Should I do something about this?"
<SPoC> <Dias> I GOT IT! 6He turns and punches Marcus in the crotch
<DeathStar> 6* Katrina, who has been silent the entire time, frowns. o"What is going on?"
<Myria> Cause I didn't have definitive proof?
<DeathStar> <Katrina> Why does Marcus look so stuff?
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pauses, then eyes Marcus. He looks for his gun, but he doesn't have his holsters.
* Marcus` suddenly smiles wide, before getting punched in the crotch, he stumbles back. "Jeez man that just so....HILARIOUS! HA HA HA."
<Myria> Bimbo the Clown just climbed in through his rectum.
<Marcus`> <Theron> I am quite happy that was not me.
<SPoC> 6Dias steps back, staring at Marcus. 1"Dude, I just punched you in the crotch
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl makes a face.
<Kit> 6Freyja holds out a hand and begins forming a barrier ring about Marcus.
* Jennifer` hands Warren a gun.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren takes the gun, then shoots Dias in the kneecap.
<Kit> 6Chii crawls off to a wall, wiping her face.
<SPoC> 6Dias howls in pain and falls to the ground.
<Marcus`> Hey buddy what's that on your shirt. *he reaches out, but pauses and glances at Freyja*
* Jennifer` nods slightly.
<Myria> That must be for the guitar.
<DeathStar> <Warren >Yes.
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, Bimbo is sneezed out of Marcus' nose. He appears traumatized
<DeathStar> <Bimbo> That human's brain...*shudders*
<Jennifer`> "Kill it!"
<SPoC> 6Dias slams his hand into the floor. 1"Yeah, I deserved that.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren pauses, then puts a glass over Bimbo
* Marcus` slumps to his knees, pale. "....oh god."
<DeathStar> 6* Bimbo pounds on it. "let me out! Let me out!"
<Jennifer`> "That thing is creepy."
<Ariel> Ariel> "...can we put it in the microwave?"
<DeathStar> <Warren> Proceed.
<Kit> 6Freyja walks over, then puts her hand on the glass, giving it a spiritual essence, then steps back.
<Myria> I don't recommend it.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Virus
<Marcus`> <Theron> Virus's in extreme heat can multiply.
<Myria> Or he could explode into thousands of Mini-Bimbos.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Is that not what I meant?
<DeathStar> 6* Duce gives Chii shots to get her body back to normal
* SPoC looks over at Duce and points at him. 1"I told you that something was wrong with Warren."
<DeathStar> <Warren> Hm, I have an idea.
* Marcus` sits back with a frown.
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: Alexander Cran's Office
<DeathStar> 6* A package is delivered on Alexander's desk. He peers at it.
<DeathStar> <Alexander> Hmm..
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* Warren sits in his office, doing reports. He's completely back to normal now
<DeathStar> 6* Duce looks over Chii, then at cheryl. "So, have you two decided about the bond yet?"
* Jennifer` sits in the office with him, reading, she's stuck with the casual attire however.
<Kit> 6Chii frowns and peers at Cheryl.
* SPoC sits down in the rec room, drawing a picture. She appears to be enjoying the return to normalcy
<DeathStar> 6* Pope has his crews work on Lilith's mech, apparantly done with her high stuff
* Marcus` sits off to himself. Sad.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl crosses her arms.
* Ariel is thankful not to have the weight of the unit on her shoulders, and is taking the day off.
<Kit> 6Lilith consoles Raquel.
<Ariel> 6* Raquel is still not sure what she thinks of things.
<DeathStar> 6 *Drake sits in the rec room, balancing a pencil on his finger
<Kit> <Lilith> I do not know what else to say... I.. I w-will continue 'fawning' Sir Drake!
<Marcus`> *Theron knocks on Warren's office.
<DeathStar> <Warren> Enter.
<SPoC> You are becoming quite adept with your balance Darke.
<Kit> <Chii> I don't want to." 6Childishly crosses her own arms and pouts.
<SPoC> NRP: Drake
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Well, if you die, it's pretty pointless to have the bond.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I FELT you die, Chii. Today. I didn't like it
<Marcus`> *Theron steps inside. "I did not have the chance to give you my paperwork earlier." He holds out a folder towards Warren.
<Kit> <Chii> It's fine if I don't use my fox talents, right?
<Ariel> 6* Raquel nods, and leans against Lilith.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren grunts and takes the folder.
* Myria peeks in on Theron and Warren...
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> The virus has damaged your organs, Chii. I don't know if even not using the abilities can help you now. It's 50/50
<Kit> 6Chii shifts uncomfortably. 1"If we could just bond again afterward I'd be perfectly fine with it. But just when we seem like we can be useful and closer as fri--" 6She stares at Duce.
<Kit> <Chii> ... Eh?
<DeathStar> 6* Duce just stares back.
<Marcus`> <Theron> I had planned on offering kind words of my being thankful for your return.
<DeathStar> 6* Warren nods. "No, I will not give you the car like I promised."
<Kit> 6Chii punches the exam bed. 1"So what're your odds on the antivirus anyway, huh?!"
<DeathStar> <Dr. Duce> Higher than 70.
<Marcus`> 6*Theron glances off to the side with a frown. 1"I was afraid of that. Very well. Good day, Sir."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren goes back to his datapad.
<Kit> <Chii> See, Cheryl? It's not even certain!
<Marcus`> 6*Theron steps out.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl crosses her arms. "..."
* Jennifer` grins a bit.
<Myria> I caught you!
<Marcus`> 6*Theron stops and tilts his head.1"Caught me?"
<Kit> <Lilith> Very well. To regain your trust." 6She rises. 1"I will fawn after Drake immediately."
<Jennifer`> "The guitar place called after you got up for work by the way... they said it'll be a while, Dias really screwed it up."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... Do whatever you want. 6* She walks out
<Ariel> 6* Raquel eeps, "...that... that's not what I ment..."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren grunts.
<Myria> Yes...you just want his car!
* Jennifer` turns a page, it's a book on Gears. "Kay."
<Kit> 6Chii scowls, reaching to grab Cheryl as she passes. 1"..F-Fine!"
<Kit> 6Lilith marches dutifully from Raquel.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses as she's grabbed.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Yes Myria. You caught me. *he says without emotion, turning to walk away*
<Ariel> 6* Raquel pouts... Lilith just doesn't get it at all
<DeathStar> <Drake> Thanks, SPoC.
<Myria> ...what is it? *follows*
<Kit> <Chii> I'll consent. Alright..?" 6A long sigh. 1"...But I don't have to like it."
<Marcus`> <Theron> What is what, Miss Myria?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl nods slowly, her lips curled downward.
* Marcus` sits down and slaps Dias on the back. "Dude you hit me in the crotch."
* SPoC tears her current drawing off and looks at Drake. 1"I would like to draw you."
<Myria> You're acting weird.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pauses, glancing up, looking utterly baffled. He points at himself. "Draw me?"
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah well, you did have clown crawling up your legs.
<SPoC> Yes. I would like to draw you.
<Kit> <Chii> I absolutely don't want to. There's very few things that matter to me around here, but this is one of them. If you want me to break it so that this seventy percent sure cure can be used...
<DeathStar> <Drake> Oh. Okay, I guess. 6* He rubs the back of his head awkwardly.
<SPoC> Please remove all your clothing. 6She stares at him. A serious look on her face.
<Marcus`> <Theron> Perhaps you are just overanalyzing things.
<Myria> ...come on...what's wrong?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> This is your thing, Chii. Not mine. You don't want to break, don't it break
<Kit> 6Lilith overshadows the rec room's doorway.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pauses, his mouth opened. He then closes it, and does a double take . "Excuse me?"
<Marcus`> *Theron stops to turn and looks at Myria. "If there was something wrong with me that I wished to express. You would be the first person that I expressed it too."
<SPoC> You're clothing. Please remove it so I may draw you. 6She continues to stare.
<Marcus`> Dude, it was already inside when you hit me.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I--uh..I--why?
* SPoC suddenly smiles. 1"I am kidding."
<Kit> <Chii> Wrong, Cheryl. It's our thing... right? It's a bond. It involves us both." 6Stares sternly. 1"Are you leaving it up to me?"
<DeathStar> 6* Drake pauses, then smiles awkwardly. "Ohhhh. Ha ha. You had me there." 6* He relaxes.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Yeah, I am. It's your life
<Myria> ...oh...ok...sorry... *shuffles off*
<Kit> 6Chii sits back and crosses her arms again. 1"Then greet me properly, damn it."
<Marcus`> *Theron rubs his chin slowly, glancing up.
<SPoC> Yes I did. I was considering getting you to take your clothes off before revealing that it was a joke. Do you believe that would have been funnier?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *rolls her eyes* You got CPR. That's it for today.
<Kit> <Chii> Stingy as always. You had me stripsearched, consider us even.
<DeathStar> <Drake> I, uh, think how you did it was..uh, best. 6* He says carefully
<Kit> <Lilith> It would have been funnier." 6Coldly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl snorts again. "I refuse."
* Jennifer` finishes the book, setting it aside and sitting back, yawning a little.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks at Lilith slowly, then jerks, not realizing she was there.
<SPoC> I will keep that into consideration. 6She looks over at Lilith. 1"Lilith."
<SPoC> <Dias> How the hell was I supposed to know? I don't have x-ray vision ya know.
<Kit> 6Lilith bows her head to SPoC. 1"If you do not mind, I would like to sit beside Drake."
<Marcus`> Right. It's a shame that clown didn't kick your ass before Warren shot you.
<SPoC> Why would I mind? 6She blinks, confused
<Kit> 6Chii glares at Cheryl, reaching up a hand to beckon with a finger. 1"Cheryl, c'mere."
<Kit> 6Lilith nods and bows slightly again, then moves toward Drake.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> No thanks
<DeathStar> <Warren> So, Jennifer.
<Jennifer`> "Yes?" *she looks up*
<DeathStar> 6* Warren clicks off his work. "Do you want to go to the beach?"
<Kit> 6Chii reaches her other hand out from behind her back, eyeing a bottle. 1"Fine, I'll keep it."
<SPoC> <Dias> Yeah it was.
* Jennifer` blinks a bit. "Sure."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl smiles, that evil evil smile. "I'll go to a bar. Have fun recovering." 6* She slinks out
<Marcus`> 6*Theron has now placed himself in the training room, giving a punching bag hell. An odd sight for the generally calm Theron.
<Kit> 6Chii grinds her teeth, hopping down from the examination table. 1"Thanks doc, but alcohol kills things, right? Maybe I'll just take up drinking heavier." 6Dashes after Cheryl.
<DeathStar> 6* Duce watches them both go. His expression peculiar.
* Marcus` sighs slightly. "This place is going to make me go gray."
<DeathStar> 6* Warren nods and stands up; moving off with Jennifer.
<SPoC> <Dias> You already are gray.
* Jennifer` smiles a little and goes off with him.
<DeathStar> 6* Suddenly, Chii's body locks up and smashes her face first into the ground. Seems she isn't fully healed.
<Kit> <Chii> Grr-AHHhhgh!
* Marcus` scoffs. And you're a crippled kid in a wheel chair.
<DeathStar> 6* Duce goes back to other things, leaving Chii in the hallway.
<Marcus`> NRP: ""
<SPoC> <Dias> I'm not in a wheel chair.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien looks up when Ariel arrives. "How was your day?" 6* He sips his coffee.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake stares at Lilith; he seems even more tense and awkward.
<Kit> <Chii> Ch-ChEErryl..! Don't..." 6Mumbles. 1"Leave me.."
<Ariel> "...I don't think there's words for it in your language. Or any language."
<Marcus`> Yep. Retard. *he pulls out his datapad and marks something down*
* SPoC goes back to drawing, no longer part of any conversation
<SPoC> <Dias> ..What was that?
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods slowly. "That bad?'
<Kit> 6Lilith sits beside Drake, peers at him, then smiles softly, leaving the inugami persona. 1"Hello, Sir Drake."
<Ariel> "...it is resolved now. But... do you remember that evil clown?"
<Marcus`> Nice fancy chart. *he shows Dias* Everytime you do something smart you get a mark. Something retarded, a mark.
<DeathStar> <Darien> I think I read about it
<DeathStar> <Drake> Um, hello, Lilith. How..are you? 6* He glances at her, then SPoC, then her.
<Kit> <Lilith> I am well. Do you mind if I sit beside you?
<SPoC> <Dias> And you're keeping a chart about me, on you, because?
* SPoC remains oblivious.
<DeathStar> <Drake> Um, I guess not.
<Marcus`> It's a study i'm doing for my thesis.
<SPoC> <Dias> Dude, you're not in school anymore
<Marcus`> And when I go back, i'll already be finished with my Thesis.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl peers at Theron killing the punching bag. "Want to go get pissed drunk?"
<SPoC> <Dias> Right, well no one'll believe you.
<Kit> 6Lilith nods once and leans against Drake, peering curiously at SPoC. 1"Would you like us to remove our clothes for your painting?"
<DeathStar> 6* Drake coughs on his own air.
<Ariel> "Well... the evil clown had possessed Warren. And made him happy."
<Marcus`> *Theron pauses and glances up. "I have taken a liking to it. Very well." He moves after her.
<Kit> 6Chii wiggles on the floor, attempting to regain control of her own body.
<SPoC> No, I do not do drawings of naked people.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien nods slowly. "How...evil." 6* He repeats, squinting at Ariel, trying to figure out the joke
<Kit> <Lilith> Very well.
* Ariel tosses Darien a packet of security photos taken during the incident, of Warren in his various midlife crisis outfits.
<Marcus`> Oh that's why i'm video taping you on the occassion. When you're not paying attention.
<DeathStar> 6* Darien peers at them. "How evil." 6* He nods, then quietly pockets them. For who knows what purposes.
<SPoC> <Dias> Oh you suck
<DeathStar> 6* Drake sits there, not sure what to do now. Oh, awkward silence, his bane
* SPoC coughs
<Kit> <Lilith> Are you well, SPoC?
<SPoC> Yes.
<Ariel> "It was... unsettling."
* Marcus` smiles. "I can't believe Kat was here for that incident. It figures, honestly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl leads Theron on a merry walk. Over Chii
<Kit> 6Chii begins sobbing.
<SPoC> <Dias> Well, atleast she's knows you can handle things goinng in your out door
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl sighs and puts a leash over Chii's neck, and drags her along
<Kit> 6Chii chokes instead.
<Marcus`> *Theron glances down, curiously. But it seems he has learned not to ask.
<Kit> <Chii> Kahn't... muhve..
<DeathStar> 6* And so, Warren and daughter go to the beach, leaving the crazy work place behind. But how long will peace last? How long.
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Tue Feb 19 23:00:43 2008

Session Start: Thu Feb 21 00:55:01 2008
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20080221.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.6.22
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl swings her fist at Dias, sparring with him. She aims for his jaw, and she's not holding back
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias jerks his forearms up, letting them collide.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> So, did you ever, like, love any of them?
<Chad`Winters> No. I mean, I liked them and everything, but I never loved them. 6He throws a knee up at her chest
<Chad`Winters> NRP: Dias
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl brings up her own knee into his own, then drops her foot, going low and sweeping out. "So, it's a male thing. To just bone everything in sight."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias hops back. 1"No, I don't know."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> So it's just your instinct.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Well in my case, it's probably because that's what John taught me. 6He shifts his weight and throws several jabs at her
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl reaches out, grabbing his wrists, and throws up her knee for his chin. "Men. Pigs."
<DeathStar> 6* The teacher arrives for an interview at that exact moment
<DeathStar> 6* But not really.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias' head snaps back and he stumbles
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl kicks out, as if taking out her anger for men on Dias
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias curls over the kick, causing him to land on his back with a thud
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stands there, as if lost in thought. "Maybe that's why we have so many lesbians on this team."
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias coughs and pushes himself up. 1"Yeah, I get it. My wayward ways are less to be desired."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl waves her hand. "I figure it's like how a dog licks it's balls. You can't help yourselves."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I suppose that's one way to put it. 6He stands upright then moves at her, leaping at her in a kick
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I mean, I bet you would fuck me, if you weren't afraid of me
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl steps to the side, swinging her arm aroudn to try to impact into him
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias is hit and rolls on the ground quickly standing up. 1"Who said I'm afraid of you?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh, I can smell the fear.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stretches his back. 1"I'm not afraid of anything." 6He dashes in towards her again, this time dropping onto his right hand and sweep kicking for her feet
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh? Then why haven't you ever tried to hit on me.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl leaps back and toward the right.
<Chad`Winters> I thought- 6He plants his foot and shoves off the floor and swings towards her, throwing an elbow at her face. 1"I was."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl is hit in the face, making an annoyed sound.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias follows up by shifting his backside into her and sweeping his foot between her legs. He then grabs her arm with his other hand and twists, in an attempt to throw her
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl hits the ground, grunting in pain as she rolls and comes to a stop on her stomach
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias shifts into his stance.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pushes herself up slowly.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> That hurt.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Sorry. 6He shrugs
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks him at eerily, grinning
<DeathStar> 6* She dashes in at him, moving as quickly as she can, and throws a punch at his gut, aiming for the soft spot.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias hurks, caught off guard, his body keeling over.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl grabs his head and brings her knee up from his jaw.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias' head snaps back
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl lets go, then kicks out his chest.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias jerks his leg up, blocking the incoming kick with his knee.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl is momentarily opened as she moves to rebalance herself
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias brings his leg down and moves his forearms up infront of him as he swings his right foot in for a low kick to her shin
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl makes a cursing sound
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl grabs a punching bag, yanking it off it's chains, and swings it at Dias' face
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias get's clobbered and hits the ground.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl tosses it down. "No, I'm hitting on you." 6* She spits.
<DeathStar> 6* She pauses. "Sorry, got into that."
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks for Lilith, knowing her death will be tomorrow.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias slowly rises, stumbling. a dazed look on his face. 1"Ha...T
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Now that was funny.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl holds out her hand to help him up
<Dawn> 6Lilith oversees changes she was wanting to make to 'her' Gear.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias grabs it.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl helps him to her feet
<DeathStar> 6* Drake looks at Lilith, then calls out. "I burnt some bacon. IF you want it, it's in the fridge."
<Dawn> 6Lilith gazes over her shoulder. Then smiles at Drake. 1"...Thank you, Sir Drake. I might."
<DeathStar> 6* Drake thumbs up and moves on to do Drakely thing
<Dawn> 6Lilith turns back, her eyes signifying an inugami persona. What she's looking at barely resembles normal.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> And you are totally afraid of me.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Hah, that's why I'll stand toe to toe with you?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl leans in closer, so there's only a few inches from her and Dias' face.
<Dawn> <Chii> She's probably holding back." 6Snerks.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias stares, wiggling his eyebrows than lets out a huge sigh
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Totally. 6* She pulls back away, looking at Chii.
<Dawn> <Chii> It's what they always tell me. Hrmph.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias puts his hands to his hips. 1"Well it's true."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl peers at them both
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> Well with her atleast. I've fought you naked before.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl glances at Dias slowly.
<Dawn> <Chii> Whatever. I'm worthless now." 6Stalks off.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... Worthless? 6* She looks back at Chii
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias glances at Chii. 1"What the hell kind of talk is that?"
<Dawn> 6Chii walked off \o/
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl mutters something. "Am I suppose to go after her?"
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> That's probably her intention.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias crosses his arms, his head tilting slightly
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... 6* She moves to follow Chii.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias slumps, then rubs the back of his head
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Kick your ass later, Dias.
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> I'm shaking in fear. 6He calls out to her
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl tries to find Chii, using their bond as a general detector.
<Dawn> 6Chii eventually pauses, turning around, standing directly in the center of the hall before the training rooms.
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias moves over to a punching back and hits it lightly, sighing.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl keeps walking, -- right into Chii
<DeathStar> 6* Billy hangs down. "Chicken."
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> What's up Billy? 6He glances up at her
<Dawn> 6Chii stumbles slightly, being clumsy lately, but stares, scowling. 1"...Did you... were you just actively using the bond?"
<DeathStar> <Billy> Bagwak.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... Maybe...
<Dawn> <Chii> ..." 6Looks slightly disturbed. 1"...Why, what's up?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Just checking to see if you were okay.
<DeathStar> 6* She crosses her arm, trying to act gruff like a man
<Chad`Winters> <Dias> That's cold Billy. I used to color with you
<DeathStar> <Billy> Yeah. In shades of gray.
<Dawn> <Chii> ...I'm fine. Weren't you having a good time with Dias?
<Chad`Winters> 6Dias snorts, cracking a smile. 1"It's such a sweet color
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh, I was done with him. So. WAnt to...hang out? 6* She asks, punching Chii lightly on the shoulder.
<Dawn> 6Chii stumbles slightly, almost falling over, but retains, staring at the floor for a second.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ..
<Dawn> <Chii> ...Sorry.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Sorry?
<Dawn> <Chii> I'm a bit fucked up lately.
<Dawn> 6Chii rubs her head. 1"I don't think I'll be much use to you, even though I was pissy about keeping the bond."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Eh, forget about it. Maybe I'll be buried alive and you can sense me out and we'll have a good laugh
<Dawn> 6Chii stares blankly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl stares back. "Uh. Fine. You know what. Cheer up. We're keeping the bond and we'll find a way to fix you. No more moping. Got it?/
<Dawn> <Chii> ...Did you really just... say..
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at her.
<Dawn> 6Chii grins. 1"You're so afraid of me you'd get me fixed?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Whoa, whoa. Wait.
<Dawn> <Chii> Come now, that's overboard. I said I'd be a good girl.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl glares. "Don't make me hit you."
<Dawn> 6Chii makes an especially pouty face. 1"B-But I'm sick... and... I.. I love you Cheryl."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl swats Chii. "You asked for it."
<Dawn> 6Chii rubs her cheek, peering at Cheryl blankly.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl nods. "Want to get piss drunk with Dias?"
<Dawn> 6Chii smiles weakly. 1"It's best if you just go with him. I'll probably wind up paralyzed or whatever."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl snorts. "Fine. You and me in my apartment."
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl moves on
<Dawn> <Chii> Eh? ...Well, I could tolerate Dias there. Just don't let him do anything funny if I spaz.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Nope. Girl time. Men are pigs anyway.
<Dawn> 6Chii eyes Cheryl oddly, then grins foxishly again. 1"Oh? You've gone to the dark side, after all?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Nope. I've decided to be a frackin' monk
<Dawn> <Chii> Where the hell's the fun in that?" 6Mumbles. 1"Freyja's a priestess. Ungh."
* Chad`Winters is now known as Chad`Sleep
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Priestesses just creep me out.
<Dawn> 6Chii looks at Cheryl innocently.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl looks at Chii. "Can't see it."
<Dawn> <Chii> H-Hey! I was born from her effect on the darkness.
<Dawn> 6Chii waves her fingers trying to be eerie. 1"Technically I'm totally a dark priestess."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Mmmhm. 6* She rolls her eyes. "Sure."
<Dawn> 6Chii sulks. 1"Well, it's why I can affect spiritual energy anyway, just not nearly as good, so I focused on ninpo and trained in taijutsu and weapons."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Okay. You're a scary dark priestess.
<Dawn> <Chii> Pff.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I'm completely creeped out by you.
<Dawn> <Chii> ...You're so mean.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *grins* Thanks.
<Dawn> 6Chii narrows her eyes. 1"I'm totally going to find a really frilly white dress and propose to you."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> ... Okay, I take it all back
<Dawn> 6Chii gets a very content grin.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> You're such a girl. Wearing a dress.
<Dawn> <Chii> Eh, I look good in 'em.
<Dawn> <Chii> If you weren't such a brick, I'd wear the short shorts and everything for you, hee hee.
<Dawn> 6Chii rubs her chin. 1"Which reminds me. I need to start carrying around clothes if you keep losing them when we bond." 1She ponders, then gets another evil grin.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *clicks her tongue* Hey, I managed to keep my clothes the last time.
<Dawn> 6Chii eyes Cheryl despairingly. 1"I wouldn't be surprised if that's where all the energy went. Just to show up Ariel, I swear."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *crosses her arms* So what of it? 6* Did..she realy?
<Dawn> 6Chii blinks. 1"Y-You did!?"
* Ariel is now known as Ari[AWAY]
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *scoffs* If she can do it, I can do it
* Seraphna is now known as SeraSleep
<Dawn> <Chii> ...Was that thinking I could do what I did, or totally out of stubborness..!?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> .... 6* She pretends not to hear the question. "So, I was thinking we should have a drinking game. Like twister."
<Dawn> <Chii> ...Twister?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh, right, I don't have games. Too bad.
<Dawn> 6Chii ...sulks.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Fine. We'll do something you want tonight. 6* She says, relenting.
<Dawn> 6Chii looks to Cheryl, clasping her hands together like a daydreamingly schoolgirl. 1"You'll hold me all night and give me tender kisses?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> No. Just because I'll do something you want, doesn't mean I'll do it.
<Dawn> <Chii> I never said anything about doing it.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I take it back. You're not a girl. You're like a man.
<Dawn> <Chii> I am, huh?
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl nods. "A man who likes to wear dresses."
<Dawn> <Chii> But still a man. So you'll sleep with me.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> No. You're lacking the essential parts.
<Dawn> <Chii> Oh, that's the easy part.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake stands there, his mouth open, listening to the conversation as they pass
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Is it? Your dark priestess magic can fix that?
<Dawn> 6Chii blinks and peers upward. 1"Well, never thought of that. But I don't think it's worth dying to see if I can become a futanari.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> A what?
<Dawn> 6Chii pauses and reaches out, tracing the curves of a typical hourglass figure, but then points to the his and draws her finger outward.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> .. Oh.
<DeathStar> 6* Drake falls over
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl seems to be picturing it. She snorts back a laugh
<Dawn> 6Chii nudges Drake with her foot. "1Think he's dead? Hey, what's so funny?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh, nothing. 6* She waves her hand, as if trying to dismiss the question. "He looks fine. You probably fried his chip."
<Dawn> <Chii> Me?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Yeah, with your futaricka talk
<Dawn> <Chii> Futanari.
<Dawn> 6Chii steps over Cheryl.
<Dawn> NRP: *Drake!
<DeathStar> NRP: *Cheryl freaks out*
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl peers at Drake. "He's kind of cute. Maybe I should get him drunk one night and have some fn."
<Dawn> 6Chii suddenly glares at Drake.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Kidding.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Though, if you ever wanted to wrap a man around your finger, Drake would be the one to practice on.
<Dawn> <Chii> Eh, too easy.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh, you want a challenge.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl nods, as if getting that
<Dawn> <Chii> Besides, isn't the mutt hanging around him lately?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Really?
<Dawn> <Chii> ...I think so. When she isn't following her 'master's leash or studying that... weird Gear.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Hm. Different.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl walks on again, leaving Drake to fend for himself
<Dawn> 6Chii follows along. 1"So... drinking?"
<DeathStar> <Cherly> Drinking
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Thu Feb 21 03:06:38 2008
Session Start: Thu Feb 21 19:37:52 2008
Session Ident: #taw
* Logging #taw to 'logs\EsperNet\#taw.20080221.log'
<DeathStar> Stardate: 10-588.6.26
<DeathStar> Location: HQ
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl peers at Theron, checking to see how he recovered from a drinking binge last nihgt
<Xanatos> *Theron lifts his head up from the mess hall table and opens an eye. "Good Morning." He says in a slight mumble, kneeling to lay his head back down.
<Seraphna> Jennifer> "He looks in bad shape..."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> For an Erusian, he's a lightweight
<Seraphna> Jennifer> "Mmm... you okay Theron?"
<Xanatos> *Theron doesn't something out of character, he lifts up his hand with a thumbs up.
<Kit> <Chii> He looked kind of cool in the bar.
<Seraphna> Jennifer> *waves her hand in front of his face* "Mmm... he's no fun like this."
<Xanatos> *Theron raises his head. "Might you lower your voices?"
<Kit> <Chii> Haa, he has a hangover.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl snorts. "And here I thought I found someone who could challenge me."
<Kit> 6Chii holds back laughter.
<Xanatos> <Theron> I do not. *he says shortly*
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pats his back gently. "We won't tell anyone."
<Xanatos> *Theron stands up quickly. "I do not have a hangover."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh yeah? Prove it.
<Xanatos> <Theron> Very well. *he stands there, waiting for her to give him someway to prove*
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl crosses her arms. "Hit me."
<Kit> 6Chii slides something over Theron's ears. The mp3 player she swiped off the schoolboy. It's blaring a metal song.
<Xanatos> *Theron winces and breaks the device. "I do not have a hangover, I have a headache." He says in a glare to Chii.
<Seraphna> * Jennifer giggles.
* Chad`Winters is now known as SPoC
<Kit> <Chii> That's part of one, man. Jeez, now I'll need to swipe another one. Thanks, Theron.
<Xanatos> <Theron> You are most welcome. *He glances at Cheryl and steps forwards to her.*
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl holds her ground.
<Kit> 6Chii eyes the time, then wanders out.
<Xanatos> <Theron> I do not enjoy striking someone that has done nothing to deserve it.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl pauses, then stomps his foot.
<Xanatos> *Theron glances down and glances up at Cheryl. "That was rude." He snaps his hand toward's Cheryl's chin. Since no one ever fights Theron, it's hard to tell if this is his normal self or if he is slower.
<DeathStar> 6* Cheryl shifts to the side, reaching out to grab his arm. She then shifts, attempting to throw Theron
<Xanatos> *Theron is thrown onto his ass, he lays there a moment before sitting up. "Very well. I am unaccustomed to alcohol outside of Erusian Ale."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> It's okay. I'd probably have won even if you weren't suffering a hangover.
<Xanatos> <Theron> If you so wish to believe it. Then you may. *He says as he pulls himself to his feet.*
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<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh? Fine. Tomorrow, when you're all better, I'll fight you
<Seraphna> * Jennifer shakes her head, leaning her arm on the table, head in her hand. "Did you see the Doc? Maybe he has something for hangovers."
<Xanatos> <Theron> If that is what you desire, I shall oblidge. *He rubs his head slowly* I would not be a warrior if I allowed something as trivial as this to bother me.
<Seraphna> Jennifer> "A wise warrior cures ailments instead of letting them bog you down."
<Xanatos> <Theron> And smart children leave adults to their own devices. *he chides*
<SPoC> <Dias> Hardly, a wise warrior learns how to fight in all conditions
<Seraphna> * Jen pouts.
<SPoC> 6Dias steps in from the hallway, not wearing a bandana today
<Seraphna> Jen> "Well that's training I can't take for... 6 more years."
<Xanatos> *Theron nods once to Dias and then glances at Cheryl. "Do you not suffer from a hangover?"
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Don't even have a clue as to what it means.
<DeathStar> -SUDDEN END-
Session Close: Thu Feb 21 19:59:00 2008